Schlatt's Chips Tier List
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2021
- Schlatt ranks every chip ever made.
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Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys watched it 10 million times. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves chips (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Chips Tier List and Rank Every Chip Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Lays, Baked Lays, Doritos, Doritos Nacho Cheese, Doritos Cool Ranch, Ruffles, Bugles, Tostitos Scoops, Pringles (Look What They Did To My Boy), Cape Cod, Funyuns, Fritos, Takis, Doritos 3D, Sun Chips, Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar, Lays Barbecue, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cereal? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
Edited by me, all by myself with a little bit of help from Archie / archiemcw - Розваги
I like chips I think they’re tasty
You’re so right. Thank you ted
wow no need to be so hostile ted
hey 😏 *louder than everyone else*
ok
We know, Ted.
Just grateful for the fact that Pringles is the only chip brand that doesn't sell air
How do you get likes immediately after you comment? Sus.
Who cares about air? Just look at the weight and that's your reference
wow im early
A just some guy with a mustache comment without over 1000 likes?
You realize there's a reason they put air into the bags? It's because if it wasn't there you'd end up with a bag of crushed chips, I'd prefer a bag with extra air that is slightly deceptive, then a bag of crushed chips.
I love it when at 14:07 he is going mad about shapes then he yeets it and the packet breaks, then after that he is all happy with popcorners
Popcorners are basically Popcorn chips. They need that puff to them. The others don't need 'em. Only thing I hate is how Shlurp didn't rate the Tim's chips. Jalapeno being my favorite.
and then a fucking ghost turns off his light
somehow i can rewatch these too many times but still roll over laughing each time and it feels like fresh content
Same
I don't know why I've just watched these videos over and over again it's just too funny. One of those rare things
This list is going to be flipped on its head when they finally come out with Cool Ranch Communion Wafers
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Why aren't there more likes and comments here XD
TRUEE
I like this comment more than Ted's.
oh just wait for the sour cream and onion wafers
Schlatt is turning himself into a real American. Love the progress.
Now all he needs are like 16 different guns and the nearest high school
@KY5 [10th Main Account] hope that is satire.
@@pigeonlover1234 its a bait
Hmm
Dont take the bait harambe
as a proud Australian and chicken shapes lover you have made me want to send a box of our little critters to your door maybe you can review how "nice" they are :)
😳
Well let’s hope they’re used to the “confrontation” of New York
Same with lays, Lays from our country hits different
I agree
And where are smiths?
Love how he’s violating the entire company of Lays, then confesses his love for baked. True Schlatt moment
He genuinely seems a lot happier after buying the monkey statues
I'm glad.
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear tob
@@AxxLAfriku They are, stop uploading.
@@AxxLAfriku Garbo.
Monke balls cures depression?
@@AxxLAfriku aye
one look at your channel and I instantly clicked off
hate that a lot
This is the strongest I've ever seen Schlatt's New York accent. If he gets fat on top of that, he might become a national threat... a big guy, if you will.
@Тоmmylnit 🅥 thanks
can confirm this shit is strong
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He's already a national threat. What do you mean?
8:13 OMG SEA SALT VEGGIE STRAWS ARE THE BEST. PERSONALLY MY SECOND FAVORITE BESIDES THE BAKED LAYS ORIGINAL
Stop yelling hoe
Im glad I am not the only one who feels that way about Lays.
Lays fr overrated
At least lays did a good job with sour cream and onion
I mean bbq
I hate sour and cream and onion exempt for pringles
the image of fatschlatt is stuck in my head and it's oddly uncomfortable
PFFTTTT HELP ITS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD
Hey check mark
What's up checkmark
flatt
What’s check, upmark?
Schlatt: talking about Pringles
*"And I will never forgive them for what they did to my boy"*
Literally that exact moment I get a Pringles ad
*capitalism* lmao
Holy crap, it happened to me too
Me too, the same one he was talking about too lol
This is the first video I saw of schlatt and been watching ever since. Thanks for making content for us to watch 👍
Pizza Pringles and baked barbecue chips are amazing
I agree with the bbq chips but pizza pringles are shit
@@marektesar7108Pizza Pringles to me can best be described as Hot Cheetos with out the spiciness to them.
Schlatt is the only one that understands the importance and value of the E Tier. It’s the tier for things that suck ass but have at least 1 or 2 redeeming qualities that make it superior to the Fs but still worse than the Ds.
Well.. yeah
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i love sequels
I love you
@@ARandomGuy7889 bruh.
@@apologeticshow I don’t love you
doesn't everyone?
@@Moriko73 looks at Disney straight to dvd sequels... Yah.. love em '-'
14:11 the way the shapes box just shattered has me dead 💀
this is one of my favourite videos on UA-cam
Schlatt talking bad about Lays cheddar and sour cream then saying that lays should take notes form Ruffles…
Me knowing that Lays owns both
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That’s the joke
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you did not just put baked lays on S tier. i thought i was the only one that loved those.
Woah, there so good!
sameee
I like you channel name
Heeey !
YOO SAME
I love how he gets so worked up
Schlatt: “Im not even gonna eat it”
*proceeds to eat the chip*
Doritos 3D used to be good back in the day
I believe he ate the Hot Fries since he said he was gonna keep eating them as he rated the chips, but I could be wrong.
Time Stamp?
@@WinterDash57 he did
We have the same name and it’s spelled the right way!
Honestly schlatt doing a juice tier list would be pretty fun
His toilet: oh fuck no
OBAMA TRIANGE
No no no no no no NOOOOO
He better not sleep on my boy fanta
More like soda
Baked Lays is no1. A man of culture my dude.
Got a full box of veggie straws for free one of the best days of my life
His least favorite chips: Lays
His most favorite chip of all time: Lays
*hes on both teams so he wins either way*
@@skurlenk6564 its only illegal if he gets caught
We have lays in my country. Basically only lays
Logic 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I kinda agree with him. Sometimes the do be bussin but sometimes they are crap
I can just imagine schlatt at the store getting one of every chip packet while the other customers stare at him
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Check mark and only 1 reply (excluding me) that kinda makes me wanna say
UA-cam dead,XD.
@@mr.nobody7176 yes because you are REQUIRED BY LAW to reply to a verified account
I refuse
Edit: wait-
@@Diluted2654 LOL
I’m glad I’m not the only one who enjoys some lays baked chips
I can’t imagine how many dislikes are on this video 💀💀
There was a brief period where Doritos had their “late night” flavors, and cheeseburger was one of them.
It sounds bad in theory, but I have never had as good of a chip than the cheeseburger Doritos and I still haven’t forgiven them for discontinuing them
Yeah, reminds me of pringles pizza chip. Tastes absolutely nothing like pizza, but I actually really like it.
@@joshuamark9316 pringles also had a cheeseburger flavor and it was amazing but they also discontinued it
yeah
@@isabels5655 cool
I had some taco lime flavored Doritos in Japan.
Of course they were good.
How does he not like onions? This looks like a man who munches on onions.
FRFR
Schlatt is an ogre, after all.
@@totallynottitan126 youre thinking of garlic
@@taggerung_ you mean onions? 'Ogres have layers' and onions do while garlic does not.
This thread is confusing- is he Wario or Shrek? Make up your minds people
Unironically, I agree with at least 90% of this. His takes here are actually fucking excellent.
I love this list, I'd change 2 things tho
I'd flip white cheddar and sea salt popcorners, and swap cheeto puffs with funyuns
jschlatt: "I'm not even gonna eat them!"
Also jschlatt: Proceeds to eat them
Eat my chips you naughty dumping
lmao
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I appreciate how varied his S-Tier Chips were. They all have their flavor and texture niches to make it to the top. Despite me not actually trying most of the chips, since I'm in another freaking country.
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Baked lays are garbage
Why?
@@ulysses988 Every mans garbage is another ones treasure
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accidentially clicked on this video after missing a notification
not complaining tho, you've earned yourself a sub!
nah uk sour cream and onion pringles slap, I want to inform you to watch your back.
When he pulled out those baked lays. No one has ever included the best chip in a tier list. Thank you, Big guy. Thank you. btw, the entire rest of the list was wrong.
BBQ baked chips are better.
LOL
No sour cream and onion baked lays are better
@@eggbag4182 this is why your parents are divorced
@@carsonthornton4107 war is gonna explode
Schlatt going on and on about how he hates lays and then revealing that baked lays are his favorite chip is the twist of the century
Two very different things
Well they are better.
*”Schlatt”
Eye on the TV
'Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavour
It happens to be like;
Killed by the husband
Drowned by the ocean
Shot by his own son
She used the poison in his tea
And kissed him goodbye
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone dies
Don't look at me like
I am a monster
Frown out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie
Into the TV
Stare like a zombie
While the mother
Holds her child
Watches him die
Hands to the sky crying
Why, oh why?
'Cause I need to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie
Why can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
The writers of stories sold
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
I need to watch things die
From a good safe distance
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all feel the same so
Why can't we just admit it?
Blood like rain come down
Drawn on grave and ground
Part vampire
Part warrior
Carnivore and voyeur
Stare at the transmittal
Sing to the death rattle
La, la, la, la, la, la, la-lie
Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men.
Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen.
Shouldn't have to say it all again.
The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive.
So it is. So it's always been.
We all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire
Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
Much better you than I
True
1:11 “ I f**king hate lays, they are too airy and too f**king greasy “ this is the whole reason why Pringles a thing. 14:11 Bro was too stunned to speak.
Here in Canada we are force to Cheeto’s puffs and if you want the crunch ones you have to buy something called cheezeys
fun fact, here in sweden, the pringles man is still normal, not fucking destroyed
Same in England
same in germany
Bless yall in Europe. Mr. Pringles here in the States have been severely nerfed 😤
Same in ksa
In italy too
As a christian, veggie straws was the only shit they would give at church and school (I went to a christian school) so its an honor big man put this at S tier
Not a Christian (agnostic) but there is something so humbling about them that’s just instant childhood nostalgia, whether it’s parting or doing some math problems in the 3rd grade. They take you back to some weird charm of comfort and gratefulness. They deserve that S and more.
finally some veggie chads
My mother would just buy like giant bags of veggie straws for me because Im the only person in my family who likes them
Are regular chips spawn of satan or something? They just do not give anything other than veggie straws?
@@leweishi3124 nah it’s probably just because they wanted something healthy
This makes me want ruffles cheddar and sour cream, Pringles Memphis bbq, bbq lays, and some chips and queso. Man im hungry
Baked lays as your favorite chip is all anyone needed to know
sun chips are fuckin GOLD bro
2000% agree
@berd Why would they do that?
Fuckin diamond
69 likes 😳
I didn’t know my opinion was unpopular but every sunchip is F
"I will make myself submissive and breedable just for a fcking bag of veggie flavored straws" my new favorite quote
Well I happen to have them..m
@@AuGrrr 😐 u got the whole squad laughing
@@Echo_1773Imagine being a year late to that comment.
imagine me not knowing what the fuck i meant by that @@TheCupcakeGobbler
Yall are so late bruhhhh
As someone who doesn’t like cheesy chips I can say wholeheartedly ruffles does it perfectly
As a fellow lays hater, Shag is my new favorite UA-camr
schlatt: all you've gotta do is make one of the products blue!?
also schlatt: has two plushies that are just orange and blue
Also buys the blue King Kong balls statue
ahahaha
"If I put something in my mouth, it better be hard!" - Jschlatt
wait a f*cking minute
thats a motto to live by
@@edmundjasper5412 I already live by it
AYO A BIT SUS
Mmm yes
The funniest part is that he had Popcorn in the list, AND HE PUT IT IN A TIER.
Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn IS GREAT!
Classic Lays are like Vanilla ice cream, basic but don't need to do anything else because they're already great
"bro.. you're just moving your tongue
slowly across the nooks and crannies of
all the chips." I have never felt so connected to a sentence in my whole fucking life.
sounds extremely
S U S
SUS
@Random man what would you say if u where an atheist in that paragraph XD
Jschlatt: I’m not gonna eat them.
Also Jschlatt: proceeds to eat them
HAHA i was looking for this comment
he probity meant on Carma
@@charlize3445 Me too😂😂😂🤣
jerma moment
I love how he wore the same shirt in the chip tear list and in the cereal one.
I fr feel like the madagascar penguins when I eat Cheeto puffs
This is why I love Schlatt. I don’t even eat chips but I still watched this whole chips tier list
We don’t watch for the concept we watch for Schlatt
@@l_2745 yes
How tf do you not eat chips
@@l_2745 the man that cant be cancelled from cancel culture
@@FinnerWolfhard he’s invincible
Let’s play a game of “how many ants does jschlatt find in his room”
Or , how many homeless people can you lure into your house :o
@@ikunastu1590 about 16 trillion
My brother!
I think the amount of screaming schlatt does makes the ants more toxic than a twitter community trying to explain how pokemon cards are too sexual and rascist
@@nime934 holy shit
the amount of hunger i gained from watching this is insaine
Schlatt would love my school! They ALWAYS give us baked potato chips and baked cheetoes.
Listen, I like Sour Cream and Onion Lays chips
And yes, I agree that they are disgusting
Sounds slutty.... But I agree
I like em too! I think they are a bit gross, but they are my fave lays chips!
Same
no salt and vinegar is worse
I ate so much of them as a kid, it just tastes horrible now. Lays in general are just not my type of chip
shlatt: pull out box of shapes
literally every aussie: o:
shlatt: throws and destroys a box of shapes
literally every aussie: ;-;
What is your favourite flavour or shapes?
@@sketches2522 savoury
U haven’t LIVED if you haven’t tried balsamic salt and vinegar shapes
I got pretty mad when he said they were bad , shapes are made by God himself.
No twisties T-T
it is a crime pizza flavored pringles were not mentioned here.
I am so glad that Sun chips rated high. I was worried they would get dunked on, but I'm glad to see some Sun chips love.
Schlatt: aggressively throws shapes in rage
Also schlatt: hAhA pOpCoRnErS
Thats a felony in aus
@@envixity1307 Deadass?
@@envixity1307 remember that Americans get the bad version of Shapes that we rejected.
@@yallmindifipersona4795 no but you will be harrassed by many people. shapes are unique and have a lot of flavours. some like lamington are dogshit and you never want to eat them, others like chicken krimpie are the best
@@krs4395 true
He's the definition of "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."
69 baby
but the exact opposite
@@ExtrQuark Lays: schlatt are you disappointed at us?
schlatt: I’m not disappointed, I’m just mad
"I'm not msd, Im just disappointed" is a Frank Heffley quote I'm pretty sure.
Am I the only one who occasionally gets a bag of the original salt doritos to just eat
Pringles Sour cream and Onion in E is the biggest crime I've ever seen anyone commit
My hometown makes their own chips. They are called Sterzings, and they’re a good chip to eat with Anderson Erickson sour cream and onion dip. They recently changed the recipe that’s even healthier. I’d love to see Schlatt try them.
Haha I live in a place known for hotdogs
(What is my life)
@@temmiethetem4803 same. Ours is Zweigles
My town has a chip brand called Hartley’s! They’re my favorite chip brand, especially their barbecue flavor.
all my Berlington homies be like:
Man, Sterzings are just really oily, it's hard to eat them without a dip.
is nobody gonna talk about how schlatt just whipped out the body of christ
Oh yeah- LMAO
No, no we are not
You can buy them and they are quite good snacks ngl. Also in that form they arent blessed yet. They're only blessed when a priest does so.
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Baked lays dipped in ranch is the best combo
Lays baked potato chips are the most underrated chips they make the flavor is perfect and it’s slightly healthier than their regular potato chips too imo good tier rating on those
Schlatt: “I’m not even gonna fucking eat them.”
Schlatt: *eats them*
The fact that schlatt encourages his cancelation makes me fear big guy even more.
salt and vinegar chips are my favorite
@@BigGuy-number me too
@@Endergod4754 me three
I'd like this comment but its perfectly 222 rn so I'm not gonna
@@noir_wolfe1099 good news, you can like it
I am watching this while recovering from wisdom teeth removal. I miss chips. its still a week and a half until i can eat them again.
This video is an emotional roller coaster
If Schlatt doesn’t make a new second channel called Schlatt Blue Heat where he uploads all of his videos exactly the same but with a blue filter, I’m gonna be real pissed
Ohhhh
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……………..
I love this idea
Technically the blue heat doesn’t have lime flavor with the pepper flavor it’s just the pepper flavor. The red ones are pepper and lime.
He should make ones about Oreos I love his controversial opinions they make my day
I think, instead he should do "Cookies tier list" where he could include the oreos
Schlatt is the king of controversy mate
What about cookies you find at the supermarket?
me too 👍
@@plort111 There are 85 flavors of Oreo across the board with 20 to 30 being in common circulation (counting Thins).
'Michael Schlakson' liked all kinds of chips before the events of 99'
I was eating baked lays while watching this and I can confirm baked lays are S tier
I love how schlatt was like, "I'm done with posting" and then was definitely not fucking done posting
the monkey balls brought back his interest in doing youtube
Ruffles sour and cream chips are my fav and I appreciate the A tier 😂😂
Glad hot fries got the recognition it DESERVES!
I fucking love the editing in this video it’s so fucking clean. Didn’t even feel like 17 minutes.
Music choice FUCKIN BALLIN. Was about to say Archie outdid himself turns out Big guy mostly edited it; Schlatt really outdid himself.
Love your videos man, can’t wait for the streams
@Тоmmylnit 🅥 no
Yeah he made this video great, 17 minutes of good content instead of 17 minutes of shit blabbering and oaahhhh, eewwww, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm auuughhhhh, and mmmmmmmm sound effects
i usually cant stand watching more than 5 minutes of tier list videos but damn schlatt just be entertaining
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Ok but he fucking obliterated shapes to oblivion at 14:11
Schlatt having sexual fantasies with the ruffles is one of the greatest moments of his UA-cam career
notify me when the like count goes to 70 so i can like it
guys you can stop liking this the like count is at 429 as of now
hey@@i_like_sleep422
It was platonic sensuality
Yes
@@i_like_sleep422it’s at 70 bro, you’re good
Oh what a day to be a "sour cream and onion" flavor lover
Why are we as a society not talking about his opinion on sour cream and onion pringles, E TIER IS CRAZY
Never have i thought I would hear Shlatt say "submissive and breedable" when talking about himself..... but here we are
When he called himself a slut and the lights went out, I think that was a sign
@Agnez Oh Geez, the bots are after me
@Agnez do you like waffles YEAH I LIKE WAFFLES 🗣️🗣️ do you like pancakes YEAH I LIKE PANCAKES 🗣️🗣️ do you like french toast YEAH I LIKE FRENCH TOAST 🗣️🗣️ DO DO DO DO CANT WAIT TO GET A MOUTHFUL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
“I will become submissive and breedable for veggie straws” well I certainly didn’t expect that
Fax they bomb 💣
"You know if I put something in my mouth it better be hard"
Schlatt
_WHAT_
This man has the all time worst opinions when in comes to all food ever but then he makes it entertaining to watch
My man Jschlingus has to make a new one with all kinds of variations
"I will make myself submissive and breedable just for a fucking bag of veggie straws" -Sclatt 2021
thats going in the quote book
“ if i’m putting something in my mouth. it better be hard”
I need this to be my senior quote
@@ems6046 remember to put -Some random dude in a youtube comment
@@lightnpc absolutely
Lol “sclatt”
I love how Schlatt genuinely hates some of these chips, but STILL bought the bags just for us
probably made double the money from what he spent on the chips themselves with just this video
@@sopaipillas32030 double 💀
@@tozard4548 oh yea my mistake, not double, probably like 10 times the money
@@sopaipillas32030 10 times 💀
More than hundred times easily...
Baked sour cream and cheddar Ruffles are goated
You know Ik this video is 2 years old but when slat said he loves veggie sticks that hit home I remember in the hospital early this year munching on some veggie sticks and talking with my nana before she died later that week
Soda tierlist when?
I need to know Schlatts opinion on Dr. Pepper
hes gonna say that its taste like literal cough medicine and is absolutely ass but good at the same time and put it at c
dr pepper is the best soda no 🧢
@@smokezz2422 i love me some dr. Pepper but im totally fine with getting clowned on by schlatt, as he insult evryone who ever even had the thought of liking it and that its absolut garbag, and then putting it in C tier above Coke zero
@@gabrielfasching2227 bro you ever had dr.pepper cream float? That shit slaps
On GOD on god
@@thatdarnguy3050 haha no i have not, i do enjoy cherry dr pepper every once in a while, but you’ll never go wrong with the original
“I’m gonna offend someone” offends twitter by existing
still good person to watch lol i enjoy his videos
I mean, we are talking about the platform that bullied a child (tommyinnit) so hard they needed therapy, and when they announced they were leaving twitter (smart move), they proved his point by bullying him more. Great platform lmao
Lol who cares about Twitter why do we still need to give those idiots the attention they want?
@@ledog9979 my idea of hell is being on the wrong end of a twitter fanbase
I'm pretty sure breathing air is 'offensive' to Twitter
@@Remcoms You've got a point, that's what they want, if we give them attention, they will continue being idiots