Schlatt's Cereal Tier List
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- Опубліковано 7 гру 2020
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Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys just made fun of my name. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves cereal (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Cereal Tier List and Rank Every Cereal Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Cap'n Crunch, Oreo O's, Eggo Cereal, Count Chocula, Lucky Charms, Cheerios, Honey Nut Cheerios, Krave, Cocoa Pebbles, Fruity Pebbles, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Puffs, Rice Krispies, Apple Jacks, Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Cookie Crisp, Trix, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. We also take a look at some old cereal commercials from the 90s and early 2000s. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cereal? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!) - Розваги
Schlatt’s Cheerio Tier List*
Yeah
C H E E R I O S
Ye
I was early wasn’t i
Interesting seeing you here
I was so confused the whole time bc he sounds like he’s about to hate on them then completely turns it around and says it’s S
Just like at 11:58 he opens with "What the fuck is quisp?" And 2 seconds later says it's one of his favourite cereals like wtf
@@youtubewhoop886 he's saying "youre probably asking yourself, what the fuck is quisp?" so he's talking about us viewers and not him
LMAO
I blame minx
DevilAsher uwu He opened with: "Quisp, what the fuck is quisp?" Before talking to the the audience directly
The scene of 8:21 is unforgivably slept on of any of his most funniest moments, legit exposed his bare ass, and quite possibly woke someone up for his play button, that scene literally just explains him as a person
Why is “and quite possibly woke someone up for his play button” the funniest thing I’ve ever heard?
@@The_mushroom_house they went liberal once the playbutton fell
It’s scarily understandable how he describes chocolate cheerios as “warm”
Jesus christ, you're right...
Basically the video in a nutshell:
Any cereal with the word “Frosted” will instantly make this man furious.
Frosted Mini Wheats go brrrrrr
"If you wanna make a frosted cereal, be my guest"
*proceeds to shit on every frosted cereal he reviewed*
Arent the oats in lucky charms frosted
@@diljotthunder4348 >:O
What about chocolate
Schlatt tomorrow: Thinking about Tony the Tiger and police brutality.
He didn’t even mention the terrorist commercial too 🤭
@@Andromeda69420 the WHAT
@@Andromeda69420 i found that ad quite enjoyable
yeah lol
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the bomb one
"This will piss you off"
Schlatt:*puts my fav cereal at S*
**Doesn’t even say anything when trying my favorite cereal. Just spits it out and puts it at F**
Which one?
Almost all of those cereals are my favourite, since you include in everyone of them, sugar.
Jschlatt: “Not because of the taste, but because of the lore behind it.”
Matpat:*bust open door* Continue talking
"Tricks are for kids because kids can't tell what a good cereal is."
This is a legendary line
Hes right too
trix*
““Tricks are for kids!” “Exactly, cuz kids can’t tell what good f*cking cereal tastes like. F*ck you.”
Grain berry
It is good
Teachers, parents: The internet is dangerous
The internet:
Yes.
No.
YYYYYEEEEEESSSSS
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
Yes, but also no
00:33 - Cheerios
00:54 - Honey Nut Cheerios
01:09 - Apple Cinnamon Cheerios
01:21 - Frosted Cheerios
01:39 - Chocolate Cheerios
02:07 - Lucky Charms
02:37 - Reese's Puffs
03:05 - Cap'n Crunch
03:18 - Peanut Butter Crunch
03:27 - Crunch Berries
03:45 - Oops! All Berries
04:06 - (Bonus) Minecraft Creepi'n Crunch
04:11 - Rice Crispies
04:24 - Frosted Crispies
04:45 - Cocoa Crispies
04:53 - Krave
05:13 - Cookie Crisp
05:33 - Oreo'os
05:56 - Cocoa Puffs
06:10 - Cocoa Pebbles
06:14 - Fruity Pebbles
06:21 - Trix
06:37 - Frosted Flakes
07:01 - Cinnamon Toast Crunch
07:16 - French Toast Crunch
07:33 - Eggo's
08:03 - (Bonus) Wheaties
08:35 - Corn Flakes
08:57 - Kellugg's (Special)
09:05 - Chocalately Delight
09:29 - Frosted Mini Wheats
09:59 - Apple Jacks
10:06 - Froot Loops
10:15 - Corn Pops
10:19 - Kix
10:29 - Oatmeal Squares
10:36 - (Bonus) Raisin Bran
10:52 - Golden Grahams
11:04 - Honey Bunches of Oats
11:17 - Honeyhs!
11:36 - Honeycomb
11:58 - Quisp
12:41 - Count Chocula
13:14 - (Bonus) Grain Berry
bro
Someone already posted this kiddo
@@peanutbutterchildi saw that too
teh fuck is honey h's its honey oh's lil bro
I love the way how jschlatt just throws the cereal at his door, Imagine walking into that room and you step in cereal, and it gets all over your feet and you just feel the cereal run through your toes.
I don't like that mental image.
Why did he even buy wheeties? He can just go over to a tree and start scraping the bark off
yes
I would pay to see that
Woah a heart from the big man congrats.
A- tier comment
@@ashenfire749 You mean S tier.
He is uploading way too much something is up
I have a theory that he prerecords all of these. and he died lately so his loved ones are uploading all the vids.
@@georgianichols4584 oof
@@georgianichols4584 oh 🥲
didnt he get cancelled
@@georgianichols4584 oof
The part where he throws the grain berry across the room had me dying 😂
Is it me or watching something like this instead of needing/having to do something important is just such much more satisfying to watch
Creeper Crunch: Exists
Jschlatt: *"And I took that personally."*
I love how he is actually taking this seriously
ranboos crying in the club rn
@@taestea6097 poor man oof
@@KingOfFrye im laughing so fucking hard at this
@@KingOfFrye it was a minecraft cereal and they mentioned a minecraft streamer? Boohoo
“They call me the Serial Guy”
Just like 1999
Cereal*
@@haydenholland2715 i think it was spelled "serial" for a reason
@@dolepineapplejuice3692 I was just being stupid 😂
Oh, I know why he's called the Serial guy...We've been trying to get an Extradition warrant for him from the Vatican for years...
-Sgt. Bigguy, NYPD
@@haydenholland2715 r/wooooosh
I love when he said “Tf🤨” at the Minecraft cereal 4:06
I am going to share a story with you all about frosted flakes. Probably nobody will see this due to how old this video is but oh well. I really like Frosted Flakes not for the taste necessarily but for another reason. Around 4 years ago my grandmother died for some reason that I was never really told about for some odd reason. She had Alzheimer's disease and it was getting worse by the day. We did not want to put her in a nursing home because she would just simply rot in there and me miserable, she would have been alive to this day I am sure. When she died the court ruled the house she lived in to my father. Him and I went to the house to clean it out and probably sell the stuff we found. We cleaned out most of the food but when we opened one of the cabinets we found 19 unopened boxes of Frosted Flakes. That is primarily why I like Frosted Flakes.
Damn dude, that's seriously rough. I bet your grandmother's smiling down on you and proud of all you've done over the past 4 years. Losing a grandma is *HARD.* Hell knows i miss mine.
But you know what? There's no shame in missing someone. It means you have a heart, and a big one at that. I bet your grandma is beaming with pride about all you've done over the years and how much you have grown in every aspect. She's probably strutting around in the golden clouds, pointing down at you like "i raised that feller down dere!"
@@Firesaur-ut9hy Thank you bro, for taking the time to read my comment and reply with a genuine, profound message. We need more people like you in this world, regardless of your political opinion, race, religion, etc.
@@DraymondGreenFitnessOffical
No problem man. I'm glad I could make you feel better. And thanks for the compliment. I hope I made your afternoon in some way. =)
Serena Williams: Attempts to assasinate his play button
Schlatt: *genuine fear*
hehe.
that was fucking terrifying
I read this comment before that part of the video and i was very confused
8:18
She went to Serena Williams to John hinckley jr right quick
“There’s fucking crack in the middle”-jschlatt
schlatt: I love maple syrup flavored cereal
me and the Canadians:(salutes)
@@mr.g6962 yes
*me and the other Canadians
@@mr.g6962 yes
No seriously that shit is amazing, I bought a box today because of this tier list, the man wasn't kidding.
There's fucking crack in the middle.
The way schlatt dived to save that play button is better than most videos I've watched.
12:13
You can find Quisp at Woodmans or Meijer usually
Schlatt: "They used to call me the Cereal Killer"
:)
Back in 1999 they used to call me a cereal killer
@@riceseed same here! But I was back in 1882
I feel robbed of my very unoriginal bad joke
@@jackbudi haha *sad*
Schlatt: (sees creeper crunch) 'wtf is this'
*Ranboo crying in a corner rn*
It’s cause schlatt forgot the cinnamon roll.
@@drcoconut14 TRUEE
LMAO
@@drcoconut14 true facts
@@drcoconut14 no it's because he didn't add the bag of spaghetti
“Kids can’t tell what good cereal taste like” the most true line I’ve heard in my existance
best tierlist video i be coming back to this sometimes
Schlatt* : throws Wheaties
Wheaties : “And so I took that personal”
Wheaties: you take me out *I take your play button out*
+110xp Revenge kill
I like Wheaties tho
@Shaun Stouder how did I not realize that, lol
@@j_jhij_j5819 +1000xp Ultimate Target kill
I like how Twitter tried to cancel this man saying he’s racist and toxic while the guy they’re trying to cancel is tasting cereal
He's a cereal killer.
@@damienmaymdien6367 holy shit ur right
Twitter eats Grain Berry
@@damienmaymdien6367 seven cap n crunch boxes in 1999...
It’s Twitter, the fuck do you expect
Fun fact : The extra sweet cereal aren't that much worse for you than the bland ones, so might as well eat the ones you actually like.
It is a tradition to come back to this video
Schlatt: “No one has bad memories with Cheerios.”
Ludwig: “Cheerios are crap lol.”
as a kid i've choked on cheerios and needed the Heimlich, it's fair to say that i have a bad memory with them
@@madi_rainbows4887 never thought I’d hear a story of someone choking on Cheerios, good thing you’re okay
@@bos_the_creeper1286 i'm fairly certain i've choked on cheerios on more than one occasion as well :)
@@shroompik6815 IMO, some sweet cereals taste fucking garbage
I HATE CHEERIOS SO MUCH
"jschlatt is so offensive and controversial!"
jschlatt:
That placement of Frosted Flakes is definitely controversial
@@itsyaboilogan642
And the placement of Reeses Pieces!
You know, I’d say that Raisen Bran should be higher, but besides that he did fairly good.
his fucking S tier was offensive and controversial. i only agree with cap’n crunch
I fucking cried when he put cookie crisp in E tier
Have you heard of chocolate toast crunch?
It was discontinued.
But it is made out of 25% chocolate, 50% angel tears and 25% cocaine. Truly food for the gods.
Even tho this is only 2 years old this is a classic video
as a british person, i am overwhelmed by the variety of cereals in america. we have coco pops take it or leave it.
I happily spent £20 getting a box of Eggo and Oreo Os sent over from America, the quality of the cereal is miles above what we have in UK
Yeah when I went to Scotland I couldn’t find any good cereal
yes
I’m from England near Manchester only cereal i like are honey nut
Irish man here, I am also amazed about all the cereals. Like Britain, we have coco pops, some frosted flakes, maybe a off brand of Krave you get in aldi but the rest are boring nonsense
How is it that when schlatt says “I’m gonna piss some people off” Are the times when he is the least offensive
oops all berries at f has offended me 😩😩
I lowkey got offended with the cinnamon toast crunch rating. that shit gets a quick s tier imo.
@UCTiNRRpWzHziqHQaZIHnFSA What about that? it's true.
i think we should cancel him on twitter again
Cinnamon toast S raisins brand A Oreo Os F wtf schlatt I am disappointed and offended
This is one of the best videos I have ever seen. This is my favorite video from “Schlatt” other than the cookie tier list and the MCC with Technoblade (RIP).
5:17 I actually fully agree with you there. Look, it's not bad every once in a while if you just wanna try something a little different, but once you go past your first day, you just feel like you're eating cardboard. If you want cookies and milk, just have some damn good cookies and milk for crying out loud.
Her: "he's probably thinking about other women right now"
Him:
PLEASE
Lol
underrated comment right here
He’s thinking what the heck chocolate cheereos him the. Has sisher
@@typeyourusername2196 lmao how is this underrated it has 1K likes
Everybody:schlatt is toxic and triggers people
Also schlatt:
Damn, why would people say that tho, please explain
@@andrewoxford1322 Most likely because of Shlatt from Dream SMP. The character Shlatt played by Shlatt .
@@vinnienoelle8218 ah, ok
got a feeling thats the same kekw
@@m4g-nu5ftw92 what
The Wheaties were fighting back 💀
”these tastes absolutely fucking terrible“
*throws*
*playbutton falls*
“OH NO NONONONONONONO!“
Schlatt on the Dream SMP: a drunk tyrant
Schlatt on his channel: ranking cereal
I mean the dude died of “drugs” or also known as potions and he wanted protein powder in the revival of wilbur
@@JwarBadpopcorn70438 Didn't he die of a heart attack?
@@slipperyseel494 yeah and it was caused by the “drugs”
@@JwarBadpopcorn70438 You aren't wrong
@@JwarBadpopcorn70438 It was caused by him drinking himself to death, it was alcohol or a stand in of it
i cant tell if he's big, or the bowl is just small
But if wildspartanz or bizly commented they'd have a thousands more likes comments
Damn feels bad
hes 6'3
the bowl is tiny and he is 5”3
hes 5'12
Schlatt is massive. They don't call him big schlatt for nothin
watching him reviewing cereals while eating cereal is just amazing
Alternate title: Schlatt rants over chocolate cereal that I like
Wheaties is an F because it almost doomed his reward for making Minecraft
A bit too true.
I saw that thing fall and all I could think was "Oh shit! Not the desk again!"
Wheaties is an F anyway lol
k
CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRUNCH BERRIES IS IMMACULATE.
He sounded actually terrified when his playbutton fell, pure fear.
When it started to fall and schlatt pushed everything out of his way to save it, i felt that
8:18 Replay button
@@melkboi8306 that's one replay button to ads
yeah i cdecfvrgthyujhtgrf he was SCARED
either its for a stupid reason or he genuinely cares about his subs and got afraid when his play button fell
I come back to this video every 3 months it has changed my life thank you schlatt
"I ate the whole box"
*Continues to dig in the bag*
Literally the only time I've ever seen Schlatt care about something is when his Golden Playbutton was falling to its death, I know if Minx or Quackity or someone was falling off a cliff he'd call em a dumbass then laugh at them while munching on a handful of Eggo™ Cereal.
I’m imagining this and it’s hilarious
true. His scream was so raw like he genuinely seemed scared
LMAOOO HAHAHASJDFSGKDHLJFH
Timestamp at 8:20 For those people who are reading this comment thread for the timestamp.
The TM is what got me rolling on the floor lmao
Jschlatt: *Throws the wheaties*
Wheaties: k a r m a
Ok you got a point
@@thedipermontshow no no they've got a point
@Landon Payne yes they’re right
Yes
08:20 replay button
It feels like this was posted 15 hours ago "schlatt" really makes videos that are rewatchable forever
Frosted Mini Wheats is the gambling of cereal.
I love gambling with anything that ends up being inconsequential if I lose the gamble.
Seeing Schlatt genuinely care about any object in that room is life changing
Agreed
Wholesome~
Too bad no phat ass
@@realcupojoe i was so sad... no phat ass!!1!
Character development
Bias. He's clearly too attracted to the mascots to make a clear decision.
CAPTAIN CRUNCH CRUNCH BERRIES IS IMMACULATE.
based
....why'd he have to insult Tony like that...
imagine listening to the video and not watching it, and hear Schlatt's scream of terror, you would think someone came in and had a gun
I love these types of ranking so entertaining lol
*the Minecraft cereal comes up*
Schlatt: alright moving on
I know right
leave it up to ranboo
That's because he was reminiscing all of the times that he couldn't swim 😂
Malaysia is hilarious for ripoffs of cereal i would have expected a pixel block cereal by now
No he says "what the f-"
"They call me 'Mr. Cereal'" *ADD IT TO THE WIKI LIST*
It’s already added 😂
The captin crunch in the S tier is literally my favorite cereal of all time
In the beginning i was like "wow hes actually not being angry at the world today" and then the chocolate cheerios came up 💀💀
Did schlatt just complain about reese's being candy...
And then put lucky charms in A
Yes he did
It doesn't really make sense... but it doesn't have to 😂
Lucky charms is not all candy
he's right
What about Oreo O's? That's fucking candy
Another reason to hate Wheaties: They almost broke his PlayButton.
yes 😔
i was reading this comment right as that happened
Ngl I LOVE Wheaties but sir, that is a war crime.
@siplified I need to say one word *weird*
@@Chinitaaddyy let people eat what they want bish
i just gotta say jshlat has helped me through some new york I-I Mean tough times, and he has taught me a good lesson. we dont talk ab 1999
6:14 to 6:37 JUST KILLED ME SAME WITH WHEN HE’S JUST ON ABT CHEERIOS 😂😂
He really forgot the cinnamon roll in his Minecraft creeper crunch
Edit: holy crap I didn’t think this would get so many likes thank you
RANBOO
You would have to be in serious conflict if you put cinnamon rolls in cereal
@@tnks. you don’t get it do you?
@@jawstheshark Haha you fool you fell right into my intended trap, conflict commonly when not talking about dispute between other people but when with yourself is portrayed with black and white
@@tnks. tf
I have never seen a man getting so emotional about cereal ever in my life.
They do call him Mr Cereal
13:42
and we stan him for it
@@kainado261 wtf who says stan lmao I’ve never heard that word in my life kinda sounds gay
Nice pfp
This is the first jschlatt video I’ve ever seen
He keeps protesting the richness and over-the-top sugary taste in some of them, implying he's health-conscious, and then...well...
... breh
*pulls out Creeper Crunch*
schlatt: the f*c-
*throws cereal*
Oreo o
Bro
Uwu.
The creeper cereal is not that bad:c
Congratulations. You can quote.
honestly, i'm just really glad he showed himself vacuuming up the cereal
fr before the video ended i imagined him vaccuuming it up and it made it 10x funnier
I didn’t know there was a dislike button. LOL
Honestly, I’m just really glad I saw this comment before watching the video.
My brother
the wheaties weren’t gonna take that level of disrespect
Now I really want to have a massive cereal cabinet in my kitchen so I can have a different cereal everyday
Legend says he still has leftover cereal to this day
E
Y E S
ikr
In the USA place
Not wheeties tho
Legend says he fed it to the baby he hung.
So nobody is going to talk about that shjlatts camera is focused on his mic
No his mic is just 1080p and Shlatt is 720p
nooo I didn't even notice!! why'd you point it out to meeeee ahhhhhh
Thanks now I can’t unsee it
shjlatts
@@skapaloka222 schlagg
Saw crunch berries at a discount at my local supermarket and decided to buy it. Worst mistake of the year that was the most mid cereal I've ever eaten
Your takes are god damn perfect.
General Mills has a new “elf” cereal and it maple flavor corn puffs with marshmallows, sounds like schlatt’s dream cereal to me
I tried it not too long ago and it SLAPS
I don't think he'd like the idea of an elf themed cereal. I don't think he's very fond of other races.
@@blank0s162 _wth_
What's the cereal called and where does it sell?
@@naturallymoronic2214 Apparently its called "Elf" (yep) and you can buy it on Walmart and (I think) Target's website
I don’t care how old this video is but I will always love the “captain you’ve had 30 years to correct your mistake how is it still oops!?” Its just hilarious
RIGHT
Hiiiii I love your vids!
Yes
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The way he threw the grain berry made me bust all over my monitor
the fear in his eyes when the play button was about to fall just made me laugh🙂
"Krave isn’t a cereal you’d eat if you want a productive day"
Me, who eats it pretty much every day: well that sums up my life pretty well
@Matthew Morocco I get it from my local target, but it might not be available in your area. If it isn't , I think Amazon sells it.
Krave is a hard one to find, but a goldmine
Yes but have u accounted for john dales extra fat whifts?
jschalatt yeets weaties and it hits his gold play button, oupps all berreis
8:20
He knows He secretly admires Creeper Crunch the most out of all of em
Lucky charms but more expensive
Creeper aw man
@@jandlyt5011 cuz it’s Minecraft
My current S-tier is Maple vector. Basically maple flavoured cap'n crunch.
3:41 I put PB Crunch slightly over Berries. Both are excellent.
When Jschlatt was talking about Reese’s puffs and krave he sounded like a dad telling his kids why he won’t let them get sugary cereal
lmao
WHY IS THAT TRUE THO-
He just has such a new York dad voice
This is how we spend our free time,watching a grown man eat and rate cereal.
@Kenzieinnit hey what better to do at this time in my life
Stop 😐
DON'T EXPOSE ME STOP ITS NOT NICE 😔
@@shaunax8743 true
Yes my brethren
Nice name
Honey snacks is good and honey bunches of oats. I used to hate Cookie Crisp but it grew on me
My man ripped away my childhood
Why is nobody taking about how schlatt just skipped over minecraft cereal?
Because it’s an easy SS and he didn’t want to admit it
im ur 69th like nice.
Why is no one talking about the Australian favourite weet bix and coco pops that he skipped how dare he
@@stealthyswords5964 SS? Ok adolf
@@stealthyswords5964 true
Schlatts presidential slogan: Make Frosted Flakes Greatttttttttt Again.
I still love them
LMAO
Nah it’s gotta be make wheties edible again
Not sure if they were great in the first place
all berry's sucks dog whats the point
Golden grams is a child hood memory for me because that was the ONLY good cereal they served at school. Now they serve fucking cereal bars of Twix and coco puffs
Creeper Cereal: "TASTE ME! I AM READY FOR YOUR RATINGS!"
Schlatt: *"dude, who tf are you, get back into the box"*
Ranboo:is sad
No more creeper crunch
The only worse cereal is this sonic one..
True
Krave is the only chocolate cereal that doesn’t taste like every other chocolate cereal
Absolute fax
Krave is so bad 💔😭
@@itsmealoser1216ok loser
@@itsmealoser1216 I mean taste is subjective anyway
It’s literally dessert 😅😂😂
Pretty much agreed with all the thing is with fruity pebbles is that you have to eat them fast because they get soggy fast but they are definitely better than trix and fruit loops
Multigrain cheerios are amazing, you need to try them, they are super good, and if you mix them woth honey nut ones they are perfect, also cookie crisp is trash
Jschlatt: Don’t eat Cookie Crisp.
Eat real cookies
Also Jschlatt: I love Oreo O’s.
I mean, you are right.
Oreo O’s slap. Jshart is right about them
@@ozzyb1995 I would still rather eat REAL Oreo’s because I am not a pussy
well thats just not fvcking fair, normal cookies taste better!
I swear Oreo O’s would literally just be diabetes in a bowl