I adopted a cat.
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- Опубліковано 6 тра 2021
- Schlatt adopts a cat.
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AWW! Schlatt talks about how he adopted Jambo, a 6-month old orange tabby. Jambo, or, as jschlatt's twitch chat calls him, Soup, or, Jcat, or, Andrew Yang's Chicken Soup Surprise, is the newest addition to the Jschlatt Family. Jambo has already been getting tons of love on Twitter, where Schlatt's Twitter Alt (still Twitter Unverified) posts frequent photos of the Cute Lovable Kitten for hundreds of thousands of likes. I enjoy seeing all of the angry Quote Retweets on pictures of Jambo, and laugh at your lack of a father figure. I have a cute cat and you don't!
No, this is not a Minecraft Manhunt vs 5 Hunters video (even though I would love to take a break from my 24/7 Dream SMP Minecraft 1.17 stream). TommyInnit doesn't make this video 1000x Funnier. Wilbur doesn't show his cute face and Minx isn't even here to flirt with me. It's just me talking about my awesome Garfield cat who I love more than any of my fans..... just kidding! I genuinely love and care about you guys, and that's the best way that I can describe it. You are like a whole bunch of kittens and I LOVE YOU. Not every creator will feel the same as me, and that's fine, but I'm being genuine every time I say it. My Youtooz plushies drop later this month so you better buy one before they sell out. Maybe even resell them at a 100x markup. - Розваги
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole"
Like father, like son
@@rekdyoface4503 yup and who's gonna stop them? It's a fucking social app that everyone has access too!
@@rekdyoface4503 I'm just saying that there's no point saying a comment is copied your just wasting your own time (I apologise if I came off as rude)
@@rekdyoface4503 you'll see what I mean
2 outta 3 ain't bad
oooh 😂😂😂
"he's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole"
Basically summarizes all orange cats
Just cats in general
mine is a lazy little fuckhead smile
all cats full stop
Lasang
yeah, orange cats are built different
There is NOT a single thought in that lil guy's face and I love it
yes
Orange
@@dagameboy Garfield
yeah the cat is cool too though
@@kowskizury lmfao
1:13 The fact that it's not the only bottle cap on the floor is funnier than it should be
Lol
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, and he’s a bit of an asshole.”
*Jambo is just Schlatt in cat form.*
Jcat
@@Forceifyy yes.
@@Forceifyy YES.
So true
*Clatt*
"Hes Adorable, Hes Annoying, And Hes a Bit of an Asshole"
They truly are perfect for each other
my thoughts exactly
Perfectly described cats in general
Wow, the perfect match
Perfectly described tommyinit and dream
@@jayus2033 oof
I can't say how much an orange tabby fits Schlatt so much lol.
I love how Jambo went from being cute and saying "Hellooooo???" To being a absolute menace in Schlatt's livestreams 💀😭
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole." So he's just you as a cat. Cute
so he’s just a cat. period.
/v nothing more accurate has been said, as the saying goes.
i have never been so offended by something i 100% agree with
j
JSCHCAT
Schlatt: “Oh shit. I gotta make a video this month.”
*Sees cat just chillin*
Schlatt: “YOU, COME HERE”
*violently grabs cat by the neck*
@@hebonky
“You’re gonna get all the views like other pets or you’ll be neutered.”
@@catsareyes6446
“And in return you get pets”
pewdiepie with edgar
Schlatt-cat
That clip at the end with Jambo looking out the window was some movie tier cinematography
3:48 JAMBOS FACE I CANT-
Jschlatt sounds like a dad that spoils his children, complains about how spoiled his children are and continues to spoil them... love it.
yes
Cause he is
He is the father of that cat
im ur 1,000th like :)
*y e s*
Jambo: chillin
Monke noise in the distance*
Jambo: R E A L S H I T
monke noice in the distance*
Jambo: Pizza time
if the world ended a monkey could take care of jambo for schlatt, schlatt is not memeing he is just thinking ahead
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole" is the perfect description of every cat on earth 🤣
Schlatt is/seems like that type of guy, who at first is like ,,I DONT WANT A CAT! I HATE THEM" and when he gets one, he basically makes him his newborn son XDDD
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole” that's literally the perfect description for 98% of cats worldwide lmao
Perfect
yeah but is your cat a tax writeoff?
Perfect description for schlatt too
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JCAT
Schlatt: "I am jealous of how easy you had it"
The cat: *touch*
Touc
Kalm
he need more than toys, he needs love and attention. its obvious he loves you
3:51 I love how he talks about Jambo’s Pavlovian reaction and this is his Pavlovian reaction
I love how Schlatt just starts complaining about all the amazing stuff his cat has as if he wasn't the one who bought it for him
@@callistoarmy5576 no
I mean his offline chat bought his cat a lot of stuff
@@callistoarmy5576 than start making orginal songs and not covers.
@@callistoarmy5576 tf
@@callistoarmy5576 no❤🖕
Schlatt is the essence of cat dad
baby. pet baby. hug baby. love ababy
"he's adorable, he's annoying and he's a bit of an asshole"
Sounds like the perfect definition of cat
@mony m ^ report this a**hat
and schlatt
My fricken kitten is worse I have to literally have to drop kick her
So JSchlatt. Makes sense.
I cannot get over that Schlatt has psychologically conditioned his pet to respond to monkey noises
return to monke is a reel thing, memes aside
I kinda have that with my cat, if I say something like, “Ready to go to Gma”, she would meow and swat the air...
These felines are fucking next level
_reject humanity, return to monke_
Yo could you bring me a drink?
@@depufull this is it this is the sermon we all need
you can tell this cat is loved, and comfortable
Jambo loafing is literally the cutest thing ever
Seeing Schlatt being a proud cat-dad is genuinely the cutest thing I've ever seen.
Ikr
Don’t watch @pakde sragen’s video that he linked, it’s a fucking video with a guy pulling on some plants. Also ik no shit don’t click on a random link but I’m a curious dumbass
Looks like my cat :) mine is soft ! Doesn't bit doesn't scratch and loves bottle tops or rings ,especially on a stone floor so they slide !
Follow @maximillyin on ig😍
@@Max-lw8gr No
When Schlatt left to get his rolls and Jambo immediately started crying my heart melted. That cat *loves* him.
car
Vehicular manslaughter
i think you should see a doctor
@@fameolife and after that arson
@@ballstealer And then i'll go to prison for 4 years, get out, then join the mafia in smuggling guns
When this was posted, I got my cat as well. I had 3 names I had to choose from until I saw this video. I had stolen his cats name.
The true intrest and compassion "shatt" had and still has for this animal is genuinely so wholesome
Especially in the vet video you can tell he cares for and is attentive to this soup and it's very good in my brain :D
seeing schlatt not scream and being gentle for 6 minutes straight feels illegal
yeah lmao
I havent seen a keyboard get obliterated in months and im having withdrawals
You forgot
"JAMBO IM TAKING A SHIT"
Yes
@@DarkTheFailure still wholesome
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole.” They say the pet becomes like the owner.
@@MemphisKVLT lmfao
Ooo.. you shouldn't say that, *or Schlatt'll take your kneecaps as down payment.*
@@therealmania just like 1999-
frr
Wow original content
"Soup" is really cute.
The cat is adorable, " PS, the cat most likely mows to get pets, or for attention."
“he’s a genius!”
*11 fridge magnets later*
“he’s a dip shit”
Natural escalation
cats in a nutshell
they are a metronome
999th like
@@hopeless7323 actually 998th since my own doesn’t count
he's an orange cat, what did you expect? there's nothing behind those eyes
schlatt with jambo reminds me of every dad ever saying “no we’re not getting a pet” and then ends up being the one in the family who loves the pet the most
i liked it to 169
Thats my mom my dad wants to buy every pet ever
This is my dad and our pit bull! They're so good.
Follow @maximillyin on ig😍
Literally before my dog passed away my dad would always greet her before me or my brother when he got home from work
The cat is adorable 🥰
i thought orange cats are either the sweetest little angel or the cause of world destruction. i really can't believe you can have both.
"adorable, annoying, a bit of an asshole."
Are we still talking about the cat?
That cat is a fucking fiend
like father like son
@@callistoarmy5576 did you like your own comment? Cuz nobody here gonna like a comment reply in 44 seconds bruh.
@@hairyeagle2502 👍🏻😂❤️
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I’m glad Schlatt recorded such a nice message to feed his cat.
I honestly thought he would’ve recorded some dumb shit on there like “hey asshole come get your fancy ass food.. dipshit” idk but that’s the first thing that went tru my brain 😂
@@dontkickthecrows365 I CAN HERE HIS VOICE FROM THAT SENTENCE
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@@dontkickthecrows365 same
@@beeholt6315 honestly same XD
Jambo is a handsome lad. You are fortunate to be chosen by him.
You two are made for each other, check out the paws moving, now that’s a sign of a contented Cat. I am now a subscriber, can’t wait to watch him growing up. I see through you. Jambo you are a legend and by the way, Dad loves you. 🐈🐾💗🏡🇦🇺PS You are a legend for Adopting. 👏
Jschlatt: *Grabs Jambo's face*
Jambo: *Starts kneading out of happiness*
You can tell these two love each other. Good for you Schlatt.
IKR it’s so wholesome
Timestamp?
@@zawailur395 1:04
Finally he found true love
@@violetpencil9614 thanks!
Schlatt recording his cat as a business write off is the most American thing I’ve heard of
smart guy
@@Lava_Zoid no
And it also got him to #4 Trending lol
The most american thing is an old patent for a mousetrap where instead of a spring loaded arm trapping/killing the mouse the actual trap mechanism is a tiny revolver aimed at the chunk of cheese. Either that or it's deep fried butter.
@@Lava_Zoid nah
I will rewatch this video so many times
so true
I'm so glad you found each other ,just love him ,he will enlighten your life.
I like how schlatt is making himself out to be an asshole that only cares about money, but also has spent a small fortune on making this cat's life as good as possible.
To be fair, a lot of the gadgets the cat has are tools that make it easier for schlatt. Like the machine cleans up litter so schlatt doesn’t have to, the other one pours out food 3 times a day so schlatt does have to. the cat doesn’t know the difference.
@@whiskerswow1529 i mean,the cat has a water fountain. The thing probably spring the floor everyone now and then,he could have just give him a water bowl,given cats don't even drink that much,but he didn't.
His cat is a little spoiled
To be fair cats are fucking great and we should all worship them like the egyptians
@@thedevilsguardfox1651 Agreed-I have 5 myself. 😎👍
@@ryomahoshi4529 Yeah- the water fountain is a nice thing. Cats love moving water! Its in their instincts.
Jschlatt being a cat guy is the greatest development of human society as of late.
hes a cat guy because hes a lizard guy. hes the best guy
I fucking love the fact that he’s jealous of his cat living with the height of luxury
Okay but did we expect him to be anything besides a cat guy
fr
exactly
as the mom of a cat who also follows me around and screams at me all day this warms my heart ❤
4:04
aw the sweet baby ;-;
"He'll follow me wherever I go, and he just makes noise" sir you're describing a child, welcome to parenthood
Schlatt need to buy another glock for his cat. Just in case Jimbo want to pull the 1999 but 1000x funnier
DUDE HE SAID THIS AS I READ THIS
Lmao
@@Lava_Zoid bruh
Minx’s cat looks like it’s been sniffing glue relentlessly for decades
it has
Lmfao
I pray for that cat everyday
minxs cat is literally done with life
I just got into a laughing fit
jambo just sounds like a roommate that strives to make you miserable and annoy you but you love the guy anyways
Jambo is the cat from stray
Schlatt going off about how pampered the cat is knowing damn well he went to the store and went “I’ll take your most expensive everything for my baby” is awesome lol
Yes 👏🏻
He's like the dad who didnt want the cat but loves it anyway
@@blueberrymoocow oh my gosh yes! “He’s a little bit of an asshole” lmaoo I see it
"Are you okay kitten? You haven't touched your $300 automated premium kibble."
@@devlin4795 lmao
3:46 Schlatt: “Jambo the cat has a Pavlovian response to monkey noises!”
Schlatt immediately after: *has a Pavlovian response to beeping*
that's the joke
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@check out stop self promoting
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Shlatt, you should find who got the Jambo the first, and you should have them meet
Jambo should be cast as streaky the super cat.
Schatt has offically become a cat person. He pretends he hates cats and doesnt care about Jambo and still smiles and laughs at it every second
Before I got a cat I was like “yeah let’s get a cat but I’m more of a dog person” and now I’m a cat person
Why do you have that profile pic of wilbur's song album? Are you one of his band? Just askin' lol.
@@josh4217 no
Well, the thing is... that cat
This is true he confirmed that he is a cat person on a chuckle sandwich episode
Schlatt the business man didn’t just buy Jambo for pleasure. No…
It was a business move.
whats up music mark
Lol
yo I really like your bumpin song.
YO
Yoooo it's the Anime thigh bois
My cat likes randomly attacking me and right after eats his own feet i think binx is mental aka binx is my cat lmao
"I could be lying on the floor dead for weeks and he'd be fine. I don't even think he'd care" pretty accurate representation of cats.
"He's adorable, he's annoying, he's a bit of an asshole."
Sounds like a cat to me
Damn 4.5k, nice.
I have 3 assholes then.
@@ArcturusCOG TMI bro...
@@ArcturusCOG you should get that checked out man thats not normal
@@ArcturusCOG the 2 kinds of assholes...?
I read this as he said it :O
Jschlatt being genuinely infatuated with this small cat is the cutest thing
Ok LexTheAlex
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ok LexTheAlex
Literally built for each other
Awe, Jambo used to be so small
You gotta save up like a thousand bottle caps and one day just dump them on your desk and see what Jambo does
Let's send him bottle caps😜🤪
Congrats on the heart
@@AlwaysmyloveO5 A bag full of bottle caps
man is gonna lose it
I have collected a bunch of bottle caps, easily half a gallon. Lets make it a reality, waddah ya say?
Minx's cat looks like a 40 year old alcoholic dad of 5 who just got done with a 12 hour shift
HAHAHHAHAHAHA YES
*_LMFAO_*
So....like Schlatt sometimes?
He Just look like schlatt lmao
MY DAD
0:27 tbh the lizard is kinda chill
Fun fact: if you’re at your desk, your cat thinks it’s “me time” so that’s why they always come over or at your sink lol Other than that, it’s much warmer in your computer room 😆
Schlatt: "i am jealous of how easy you have it"
Jambo: *touches mutton chop*
The fangirls are jealous
1,000 like
He finds the beard amusing
Cat just "it's okay"
jambo: *shhush boomer*
Schlatt is the exact form of when your dad says he doesn't want a cat then ends up loving it more than anyone else
My mom tho
@@callistoarmy5576 ?
My dad
Lmao
Yes. Yes he is
This is the perfect video personification of someone getting a cat for the first time and really loving them, "hes a bit of an A hole but hes adorable and fun to watch" yeah pretty much
Jambo is Garfield.
I love how it becomes hard for him to uphold his persona when his cat is just being absolutely adorable.
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schlatt is like the dad who says he doesn’t want a cat but when he gets one they’re best friends
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👍🏻..
Thats exactly what happened with my dad lmfao
That's exactly what happened to my uncle when they got their cat Crosby. I swear he loves that cat more than he loves his actual kids 😂
HI, welcome to my Chanel) watch funny animals)
Aww poor kitty he gets bored dude!! Get him a lil buddy ! He's adorable orange tabbys have so much personality!
And she’s a beauty! Lucky you.
Schlatt acts with his cat like a single mother that gave birth to a child at the age of 17
Especially here: 1:57
This is the peak example of a dad who said he didn't want a pet but ends up loving it
No it’s not, because he wanted this animal and he is not a father to any children.
@@fartpunch7508 notice the "example" part.
@@fartpunch7508 no
@Minecraftkid_ too late
@@fartpunch7508 r/wooshhh
Im so glad he got one of the best pet!
Thank you for adopting a cat you did a good thing they are very loving,smart a good company. I have 3 inside the house and 4 outdoor +2 that come just to eat and leave. I love them they are very special and good therapy. I love you now for loving a cat.👍❤️❤️❤️❤️
“White dog that every rich white girl has”
Technoblade rich white girl confirmed
well, it's his sister's dog i believe, so still checks out
@@JustBizmuth I mean he has a networth of around ~1 million so i mean....
Can't believe he doxxed Bad and Techno like this, smh.
@@joethewolf3750 lmao
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jschlatt: tries to be mad at jambo for having his life so easy
jambo: b o o p
jschlatt: laughs, smiles.
fuckin adorable
2:08
Schlatt is one of the cutest human beings out there, change my mind.
Like father, like son
:3
@@DACARBOSS. cause everyone thinks Soup is awesome as hell
He's so cute. Cats are great, crazy, fun, loving, etc.
Appreciate you adopting!
"All he does is sit" "He's a genius" *Cat looking longingly at the fridge magnets*
He then went on to eat those
@@chaoticgoodcreations947 It didn't age. This is a newer comment
im sure that this is an innocent thing he is doing, and will not have any dire consequences in the future due to his interest in the magnets.
@@infinityheart_tm9270 oh how right you are a few months later
@@Honeymochilemon Do we need to tell you that this isn’t a prediction because I said this after it happened.
I can confirm that it’s a cat
schlatt left the room hoping his cat would entertain the 10M ppl watching. bro big hopes for jambo who ate magnets
"influencers" to their cat: Come here baby give mommy kisses.
Schlatt to Jcatt: Look I know the guns themselves don't kill people, but come on.
How a true influencer is to their cat
Amazing. That right there's why you're the best, boss.
Jambo for Libertarian presidential nominee 2024
@@dancingbeans7696 agreed
Schlatt is a real person not a personality
God damn it how does this man manage to be so agressive and secretly sweet at the same time.
despite the uncomfortableness that this man has he is my comfort streamer lmao
@@wowimstillalive5878 “uncomfortableness” isn’t the right word, imo. I volunteer “abrasiveness”
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@@CleetusGlobin ah. thank you kind stranger. its perfect
The Jambo Saga Begins
0:24 Agreed man those dogs are the worst
Fun fact: men who own cats are generally more gentle.
Exceptions: schlatt
Lol
Exceptions: Me
@@TypicalCynic_ lol
He does seem a lot more gentle when he's around him tbh
@AJ Cooper prince philips a lucky man
“He’s adorable, he’s annoying, he’s a bit of an asshole and now a tax write off”
They say pets take after their owners
Comment of the century right here
Yeah so does Minx's
you can now add expensive
@@broke3654 didn't know minxs cat was also hated deeply by schlatt
@@yetiboy. schlatt bullies the shit out of that cat in every opportunity he gets LUL
"this is Jambo, he is a 6 month old orange tabby that i adopted back in febuary....."
2 seconds later
"UUGGHH"
I can’t believe this was two years ago time goes by so fast
“This cat lives a life of luxury!” The cat: has to listen to monkey noises while he eats
Exactly, don't we all wish we could live a life like that
Luxury
Like he said. Luxury
Ah.. kitty church
True luxury