I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.
Hit, popular, and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich that's available on Audible, Spotify, UA-cam, and Apple Podcasts? Featuring Ted Nivison, JSchlatt, and Charlie Slimecicle?
Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.
Ngl that's real cool shit dude I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.
Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit. Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up. You: For science. Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.
yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?
As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy
Just take some Lactaid before and after, it gets rid of the symptoms. Story time, the first time I drank milk after developing lactose intolerance, I had two glasses. Five minutes later I was writhing around in pain, it was worse than period cramps, similar to appendicitis. 😰 Could tolerate milk just fine until I went to college, didn't know you could grow out of that ability!
I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge
But at that point, are you really replacing the milk with yogurt? Or are you just having a bowl of yogurt, with cereal instead of granola? That's just a different meal, not a modified form of the original meal.
Tip for soap in mouth: If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.
As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.
what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.
im about half way through, and i realized i was just smiling this big dumb smile throughout the whole thing. thanks for another excellent video, ted :)
if you ever do this again, i would suggest the following products: tea hot chocolate ranch chicken broth vinegar coffee (with creamer) coconut water tomato juice honey sprite
I feel like stuff the margarita would be better with fruity cereals then for the coffee chocolatey cereals would be better I feel like they should've tried that
You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea. (fucking spelt soap as soup)
I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy
I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix
If Chuckle Sandwich has taught me anything, it's that Ted and Schlatt shouldn't be in the same country, much less the same room. This can't end well. I say someone's getting drowned in a bowl of olive oil Cap'n Crunch.
i kinda love these schlatt and Ted episodes because it’s very clear that Schlatt knows Ted is the only one more demented than him…and he is scared of it
@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day
I’ve noticed people who are lactose intolerant and people who are allergic to dogs/ cats are so determined that they will power through pain for what they want. Gigachads. All of you.
Alternate title: two grown men make decisions even 5 year olds know not to make
u mean fetus?
I don't know man. Kids can be pretty fucking stupid
Dish soap
Actually just two ten year olds trying to one up each other lol
Well the 5 year olds need to learn what not to do from _someone_
This was the worst day of my life
Same
Very cool!
big guy
Truly disgusting
unfortunate
somehow schlatt looks both really rich and homeless
Brother
cus of the hair
Facts
Offbrand pablo escobar
A transport hawk that delivers heroin
The realization in "oh you can't actually swallow that" is so good
Good???
@@Wired_Useryes. Good.
@@Spade-p2l mmmmmmmm good...
It’s so weird to see Schlatt cower like a child under Ted’s iron fist of dominance
Even schlatt fears the Big man
hes the bigger big man
@@kaim7709 there's always a bigger guy
No joke their violent personas complement each other very well
@@spooky_sockboy3400 🤣
I gotta say, Ted and Schlatt are usually the ones intimidating other people in the collab videos they do, so it is a god damn pleasure to watch two apex predators attempt to do the same thing to one another.
Schlatt was not apex enough to stop the Milkman.
The thing is, when Schlatt is with Ted, he IS the prey
This comment is so superbly on point
They are like two bull bison, facing off in the Yellowstone wilderness while we, the tourists, watch from our cars with horrified awe
Its like watching to male ostriches fight, its wacky but you know someone at the end of the day is going to get hurt
They weren't lying about Ted's violent tendencies on the hit, popular and iconic podcast Chuckle Sandwich
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This shit feels like Mythical Morning
You have to shut up
Thats two faced Teddy for ya
14:10 his call for mom is a genuine sign that chugging thick water is a terrible idea.
Nah that first quieter mommy is the most genuine, slungus was really feeling it
@@Vokunahbro what, that was a year ago 😭
@@CityAstro the popsicle video invoked me as well
next time try blending cereal into a shake and then use that with cereal
Wait that’s actually kind of a good idea
cereal squared
Whats up checkmark
@@rroselandd U AGAIN :O
You still need a liquid, otherwise it will be a powder, although a water based cereal juice could work better than straight water.
Ted: is The Milkman
Schlatt: milks men
True
They’re compatible
underrated comment
WHO USES MILK IN A JUG, BE NORMAL USE BAGS OF MILK
@@tapeesa2866 are you kidding me???? drinking milk in a bag just sounds so sad
this was ridiculously difficult to watch
agreed
Yooo isaac
hi isaac
yeah
wait isaac good sir how did you get here
It's funny watching Jschlatt progressively get more and more drunk as the video continues
Fun fact: Due to olive oil being a large conglomeration of lipids, it’s incredibly hydrophobic, and considering that your throat is coated in water based saliva, the thing that helps you swallow aside from base muscle movements, it becomes much harder to swallow. How do I know these things? I drank a cup of olive oil in my biochem honors class in high school. I nearly threw up drinking it and I’ve regretted it ever since. But hey, the scientific experience was nice.
Ngl that's real cool shit dude
I wanna drink it but hearing as people have gagged from it, it's not looking too enticing to have my lunch donated to the trashcan.
Science should be the answer to doing stupid shit.
Friend: Why did you drink that oil? You almost threw up.
You: For science.
Friend: Sounds legit. Carry on.
@@yanselalmodovar918 you make a lot of good points there
@@yanselalmodovar918 legit that’s basically what happened since I sat next to one of my best friends in that class lmao
Olive oils homophobic!
Dammmn risky take
i feel like this "big milk" character is just trying to stop people from adding amendments to the geneva convention
Suggestion*
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@@fakedoorsfordinner1677*Checklist
@fakedoorsfordinner1677*Recommendation
Ted is such a kind soul to have let a homeless man eat a nice meal bless his soul
Did u just call jshlatt homeless lol (it’s funny)
PLSSS AKBAJVHSVACDN
LMAO
I wouldnt call it a nice meal but ok
Haha it's funny because like he's implying that jschlatt Is a homeless
I love how schlatt doesn’t have much of a reaction when he drinks the alcohol cereal but Ted despises it
It’s nice to see Ted feed a homeless man, very kind of him.
yeah whos this guy he found off the streets? he seems pretty dangerous. looks like the kinda guy to have a cardboard cutout of the pope that he talks to, ya know?
Ted is the reason he is homeless in the first place. After ted broke his hand at baseball game he fell on hard times ),:
@@cyber2952 he peaked in 1999
When they drank the lemon juice I was legit thinking they would get fucking gerd
@@cyber2952 He's a stone cold business man
Without Charlie to balance them out, these two get pretty crazy.
they are in fact the biggest guys currently in existence. shit's bound to get crazy
Lets be real, Charlie would definitely be doing this shit with them if he could.
Theres a yin and yang: charlie
And then theres these bitches: schlatt and ted
there's a reason that you need all of the 3 gods of chaos together at the same time. if only 2 of them are together, we die
Its not charlie in particular. It just turns out you need three braincells rather than two to not eat dish soap.
“It sucked going in, but towards the end it got a little better.” -Schlatt 2021
ITS THE FOX MAN
Can I join the circus?🦧
Yup
name of your sextape lol
YOUR PFP-
The look on teds face when schlatt starts chugging the thick water is just pure horror at what he has witnessed
As someone with lactose intolerance, “power through it” is EXACTLY what I do because fuck not eating ice cream, cereal, pizza, and Mac and cheese, and anything else with dairy
Haha easy to say it untill you shit bricks
@@NamekFreakazoid Bricks? More like soft cement.
@@cloudperson890 honestly
Just take some Lactaid before and after, it gets rid of the symptoms. Story time, the first time I drank milk after developing lactose intolerance, I had two glasses. Five minutes later I was writhing around in pain, it was worse than period cramps, similar to appendicitis. 😰 Could tolerate milk just fine until I went to college, didn't know you could grow out of that ability!
How are you not hospitalized
im glad schlatt gave the viewers a more immersive point of view in the shopping segment since the average fan is about half the size of ted
Bold of you to assume.
I am 5”3. I see nothing but truth.
ted could comfortably eat me in one meal
Yes, we are all small men
I am back, he is 5’8. He is about average, I am thirteen and 6’1 somehow
I once ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch with mayonnaise while I was high af on sleep meds. My reasoning was "It looks like milk, should work fine." I'm so glad someone has now shared the burden of this knowledge
I like mayo. I can eat it straight from the jar (a few spoons at most though) but even I have to admit that combined with cereal it's gonna be rough.
The white gets the cereal right, everybody knows this truth
@@LordMegatherium you are a war criminal
@@LordMegatherium Right there officer, take the shot
@@LordMegatherium you *are* the war crime
i legitimately suggest yogurt instead of milk. you get extra tangy-ness without compromising the creamy-ness
Bruh what? That’s just a parfait then.
@@Greenhawk4 a parfait is cereal and yogurt??
@@spiralghosts I mean if your having yogurt and what’s basically just toppings than yeah.
Also the cereal stays drier
But at that point, are you really replacing the milk with yogurt? Or are you just having a bowl of yogurt, with cereal instead of granola?
That's just a different meal, not a modified form of the original meal.
I love how Ted seems to be the only person Schlatt fears
i guess breaking one's arm with a baseball bat does that to a man
And big lion
He's the only person more chaotic
What man wouldn't when Ted claims cereal can go with anything but milk.
Schlatt is scared of Ted because Ted is the only person to match his power level
schlatt saying mommy whilst drinking thick water has ruined my whole week
Bestie it made mine
the way he moaned when he ate in the car was also horrendous
It made mine (￣∇￣*)ゞ
It made my day better 😩
Mans has Mommy Issues HAHA
“Like LA tap water”
“That’s not true!”
Then why did you buy a bottle of water?
Because all tap water is disgusting
@@Chava5369 I mean not necessarily
@@Chava5369 at least all US tap water
@@plece incorrect. City tap water. Source your tap by a nice ol stream or well
Is this a reference
Literally a classic. I'm rewatching it from time to time and it never gets old. Keep it up boys, we need more content like this
i like how most of the second half whenever schlatt isn’t doing anything he looks like he’s about to fall asleep
The thick water put him in a catatonic state
he was probably a bit tipsy
Yeah man, so cool to not care. Like so cool. Just the coolest.
That's probably because he chugged half the margarita bottle.
it was that fuckin thicc water man, he just couldn't bounce back after that
*Jschlatt looks at dish soap*
Ted : No, that's not edible.
*Literally seconds after*
*Ted picks up raid bug spray*
Eating soap isn’t relatively bad for you, but I do believe it could give you diarrhea
@@TelevisedScreeningProgramsInc "What,you're gonna have so diarrhea later on?everybody poops." -Ted
@@mastersombrastudios6837 ???
@@TheRealSteveHarvey its from the video...
*s u n b l o c k*
Schlatt: "When you have things to eat, there shouldn't be bubbles"
Also Schlatt: *points at dishsoap*
Those aren't bubbles ... yet
You like men. You like men kissing don’t you.
i was reading this and and a soap ad popped up
@@Thefakenoob462SAME
You also should not eat dishsoap
16:31
the way they retched simultaneously 💀
Oml I WHEEZED at that 😂
schlatt washing everything down with tequila and just absolutely wrecking that bottle is my mood 24/7
alcoholism! WOOOOOOO!!!!
It's margarita mix, no alcohol even in it.
Tip for soap in mouth:
If for a punishment you’re forced to put soap in your mouth, brush your teeth right after. Helps the aftertaste of the soap go away easier. Brush your teeth however many times you need. Try to especially get your tongue and the roof of your mouth.
As nice as this sounds, sadly not enough likes for them to see and I doubt they would anyway and rather risk life itself for they themselves are demigods that no human can fathom the power they have even for the stunts they perform.
Thank I’m not a bad kid but my mom forces me so I have to thanks 🙏🏼
or just act like you cant breath and make them feel bad
@@rathot6683 We both know that won't work
I just eat the soap, and now I have a thing called "Volatile Health Conditions."
Ted and schlatt with the hot take “poison tastes bad”
Poison tastes good, but only once
@@eagle0710 if you speedrun your poison consumption, it can taste good more than once!
@@nxlschrona7969 we need dream to get on this
Well alcohol is poison but that shit pretty good
@@nickhenley1338 alcohol is poison but watered down severly
I love that Schlatt sounds the most furious at Ted while they're utilizing the fluids that HE pick.
oh god i saw the dish soap and just immediately went “oh god schlatt no”
Yup same
That would be gross.
Same 😂😂😂
It's odd to see Schlatt with someone of similar height who he isn't completely towering over
2 big men
@@DJProfessorL huge
@@yufelon massive.
@@bee_._berry7324 enormous
@@joao-c1l gigantes
The fact that you didn’t do 1 bite but filled a whole fucking bowl every time is what makes this video.
what was the thought process behind that. I hope it was as a joke but then again maybe they just never considered pouring less. Maybe they had to make a full bowl to get an accurate feel for the cereal eating experience.
the visual experience is key to true cereal appreciation
They still wasted a lot of cereal.
I love how they totally skipped over the obvious, best replacement for milk: Yogurt.
Ted is basically the singular boundary between Schlatt and death.
ack why did this send me so much lmao
@@ray-wp3rw where did it send you
@@Cytise91 hell
@@ray-wp3rw Have fun crawling back up if you can then
@@ray-wp3rw are you out yet?
Charlie is Chaotic Good, Ted is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil.
Extremely true
And that makes for a good podcast
Yeah, what about some other people though? Imo minx is neutral evil.
Cr1tikal is a true neutral
I was gonna bring up Swagger's but I rather not rate him like that
Ted saying "Welcome to LA." Whilst holding a spoon full of honey nut cheerios doused in olive oil radiates an energy I cant describe
I can. Chaotic
Pure fucking Entrophy right there
@@UncleAsmos2005 Ted gives off so much pure entropy that he actually breaks the second law of thermodynamics
for me it's a mix of fear and joy... and death if I have to hold any laughter inside
9:11
1:35 this totally foreshadowed the margaritaville trip of 2023.
“It’s cereal”
- Jschlatt, about to eat dish soap.
But its cereal
“Are you gonna swallow this”
“It’s cereal?”
@Da Dolphin Dive shut up
@Da Dolphin Dive ratio
@Da Dolphin Dive ratio again
@@Jessica-jt7ul great job Jessica!
Bagr14 diabetes
It does not surprise me at all that schlatt liked the beer in cheerios
Beerios
Well if they liked the water he would definitely like the beer
@syabill beerios is an actual thing that was coined quite a few years ago... I know, I am also feeling sinful.
same
sometimes i put this video on in the morning so i can pretend im eating breakfast with ted and schlatt
“Big milk’s gotcha by the balls, and he’s milkin’ ya” got me so bad lol
Saw this just as schlatt said it lmao
Time stamp
@@Mrs5guysni 6:34
This was so golden you got your 1000th like
"Drink 1 glass of water if ingested"
Schlatt: Drinks bottle of tequila
@@slashatsasha784 isnt it for us all
It's not even tequilla it was just margarita mix
@@boowomp7574 how is that worse tho
The way Ted holds the $20 bills and stares into the camera sends me so far every goddamn time I watch this video
"I'm a business man" 🤠
same i took a screenshot lol
@@marynorthenscold3041 "that's not... we're literally rich, ted"
*proceeds to chug thick water anyways
Sends you in to what? Dread? Ecstasy?
@@sameel3843 Maybe both?
Legend has it, Schlatt has not returned the lime green Tesla to this day
We need a part 2 of this, but with different drinks: orange juice, vodka, whiskey, melted butter, etc.
i was shocked on vodka and whiskey but whats that fourth one
I wonder why he didn’t use youghurt
lol Is melted butter a common drink
@@TaxEvader22 hm yes i love chugging melted butter by the gallon
@@TaxEvader22 hey the title says liquid, not drink 🤷🏼
I love that Schlatt sounds the most angry at Ted when they're using the liquids that HE choose.
200th like
357th like
@@naterosen9786 first like
7:53
Yeah well I’m sure Schlatt was incredibly drunk
@@Egg_Sandwich1 on one hand yes but also he’s an alcoholic so maybe no
im about half way through, and i realized i was just smiling this big dumb smile throughout the whole thing. thanks for another excellent video, ted :)
i love the grocery shopping because their friendship really shines through
if you ever do this again, i would suggest the following products:
tea
hot chocolate
ranch
chicken broth
vinegar
coffee (with creamer)
coconut water
tomato juice
honey
sprite
I feel like stuff the margarita would be better with fruity cereals then for the coffee chocolatey cereals would be better I feel like they should've tried that
Maybe even yoghurt too
What liquid acid,battery acids, and pee
How is sprite the worst one on that list…
NOT THE RANCH 😟
You see, the reason why we know Schlatt isn't a Millennial and in fact a Gen Z is the fact that he thought that putting dish soup into his cereal was a good idea.
(fucking spelt soap as soup)
Trying to eat dish soap is definitely a Gen Z move, in all honesty. We’re all fucking idiots
@@thequeenofcringe1585 True for most
@@thequeenofcringe1585 We are the epitome of pure stupidity
@@JoAnna-le2wr Gen Z just has “this is a terrible idea, but I’m gonna go through with it anyway” energy and I love that for us.
I thought schlatt was gonna be able to do it for some reason, kinda disappointed he didn't manage but probably better that he didn't. I was debating on trying it myself but decided I was to lazy
The Milkman? Trying not milk? Impossible.
ratio
whats up checkmark
What's up checkmark
What's up checkmark
not milk 😂
I think it depends on what cereal you're using for what drinks. I feel like fruit loops would work pretty well with the lemon lime, the lemonade and the margarita mix
schlatt looks like he's one step away from being in absolute misery
That's because he's in LA
@@thomasdamery7734 with all that smog
he always does
same
Just watching him “chug” the THICC water proves he’s on the edge of breaking everyday
Hearing a grown man with mutton chops call for his mother is now going to haunt my dreams
New title:
Schlatt gets drunk while Ted suffers
schlatt plays on the dream smp while ted has a brain aneurysm
8:14 I tried coco-cola with cheerios before as a kid, my taste buds almost wanted to taste the metal of a gun
schlatt is like the character in a video game that only appears a couple times but is still everyone's favorite character
In Slimes new Minecraft videothat is his exact role 😂
Armstrong
@@therealheisenberg8083 standing here
@@ajaxxvoidmage3454 I realize you were just like me
@@therealheisenberg8083 trying to make history
“No we are not doing dish soap, it’s inedible”
Next scene: *the dish soap is there*
It's interesting how a bee's life is, find a partner, mate, die
Their life is honey, nut, cheerio
pffft-
Their partner usually being the queen bee
Holy shit why does this not have more likes?
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This comment
"my cereal is loud and is demanding to know why i would sin against both god and nature so thoughtlessly"
Jschlatt singing Astronaut In The Ocean is forever engraved into my brain now.
timestamp??
what you know about rolling down in the deep
@@izzbee3419 10:12
i want a full version of him singing the entire song
@@yoitsads when your brain goes numb you can call that mental freeze
It deeply disturbs me that Schlatt chases everything down with margarita.
As a margarita myself i got confused
@@Medeinathetrashcan334 my grandmas name is marguerite, u guys should meet
Is her last name Baker?
It puts hair on his chest
that jose cuervo margarita is really good tho… i don’t blame him
I never realized how New York Schlatt sounds until hearing him next to Ted.
have u never heard them speak to each other before ??
@@puppicorpse9549 probably not 1 on 1
Also never notice how small shlatts head looks next to ted
My only two thoughts during this video were: "why the fuck are they doing this?" and "why the fuck am I watching this?" 10/10
Ted: no we’re not doing dish soap it’s not edible
Ted seconds later: how bout some RAID
would've been the perfect segway to a Raid Shadow Legends ad
Literally what I was about to say
@@aBowlOfOranjes just stop please your scaring me
Schlatt: “I’M A MAN” *chugs beer cereal*
Also Schlatt: “mommy. Mommy. MOMMY” 😫
Nothing more manly
I want to like but it's at 666-
Loving your mommy is hella manly
@@Justlilmonster yes
@@user-ix4il2ql2v agreed.
If Chuckle Sandwich has taught me anything, it's that Ted and Schlatt shouldn't be in the same country, much less the same room. This can't end well. I say someone's getting drowned in a bowl of olive oil Cap'n Crunch.
Ted is gonna do some unspeakable stuff
Yeah, something bad is probably going to happen between the two of them.
i kinda love these schlatt and Ted episodes because it’s very clear that Schlatt knows Ted is the only one more demented than him…and he is scared of it
I like how schlatt just drinks 1/8 bottle of margarita everytime he doesnt like something
how tf are you not banned with that pfp
Of all profile pictures, why this one?
@Jupiter Foxx down universal
@Jupiter Foxx koala piss can give u chlamydia
Ted, flashing 2 crisp 20 dollar bills at Schlatt: "I was a business man doing business"
69nice
I AM RICH TED.
“It felt good going in; I was surprised” -Jschlatt 2021
*Gayschlatt
*also,i think Jschlatt is a good person,it was a joke*
@@RokuDaBoi dude you just associated gay with not being a good person. I know you probably didn’t mean it but really?? *homophobic much?*
Lol
@@darrenflips7346 That was the joke
"Cheerios are good, they just wanna make you kill yourself" schlatt
Ted looks so happy with a mask on. It hides the tears really well
Ted is the type of man to tell people in school that he was 9 and 3 quarters
Inches
Genius
This is like the kids in your neighborhood who liked to make “potions” by combining the most vile substances they could find
i was that neighborhood kid
Lol, depends on what neighborhood you grew up in I guess
me, i was that kid
I think I did that once, the “potion’s” components were a crushed rice Krispy treat, grass, water and bug spray
@@case6668 my concoction was composed of paprika, toothpaste, soy sauce, and some fucking brie cheese and i put it all in some like plastic lizard looking thing. Still my greatest creation to this day
Schlatt: "Im f*king rich!"
Also Schlatt: *In a good $90,000 dollars in debt*
He is?
@@dcr645 its a joke on lunch club's robbing other youtubers video
@@fallen4745 ah. I missed that one. Thanks!
@@fallen4745 more like it’s a joke from the entirety of carsons smp live
I work at a news station and a few months ago we had a sound bite from a guy who was legitimately named Trend
PLSSS
alternatively titled: ted uses two crisp twenty dollar bills to send schlatt to the spirit realm
i love how schaltt just washes every unpleasant flavour down with tequila
There isn't even tequila in those mixes, it's just flavoring
Is there any other way to get rid of bad flavors?
Schlatt despises tequila
I would too
@@mr.rotten9915 *Soap?*
It was really weird seeing Ted and Schlatt together without Schlatt just constantly bullying him. Too much Chuckle Sandwich I guess
12:39 One of the most Alex Jones things Schlatt has ever said
The fact that schlatt it's just mowing down on sunflower seeds constantly makes me feel better about the 13 bags I have all over my house
sunflower seed enjoyers are supreme
Sunflowerr seeds are just great tbh
Especially salted ones
Jokes on Ted. Little does he know Schlatt is the big guy.
That is his fear. That everyone will find out they're one in the same.
@@thatcosmokramer he put fear in the bug guy
Wdym? Schlatt and Big Guy are different entities, I don't know what you're talking about.
@@gun3881 exactly! Like dream and dreamXD they are completely separate alter egis but are to fear
Big guy is too powerful to even be close to being schlatt. Stop spreading lies.
Schlatt and Ted are my favorite combo. They should have a podcast, maybe with a third host who's from.. idk Vermont
that would be a chuckle, it would be like a sandwich too, one slice of bread from the east coast, the other from the west coast
@@maya-dm1zp mabye like a chuckle sandwich
@@Norrie2599 i agree, i think if they did that, it would be my top listened to podcast on spotify
Guys have I got news for you
@@jackgahagan3908 WHAT NEWS. HE NEVER SAID THE NEWS
14:31 shlag’s sole left his body
a part of schlatts soul was forever lost after chugging thick water
thick water
“It sucked going in but towards the end it got a little better”-Jschlatt
I love your pfp so much it hurts
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME
@@Sabrina-gv1zf SAME 😫
@トラッスいたMask it's someone's fanart of TommyInnit and WilburSoot after they took photos on Instagram
"It will certainly taste moist" -Also Jschlatt
He ain't wrong about being lactose intolerant, I usually just power through it and suffer for that sweet sweet dairy
Amen to that. I don't care if my intestines rupture, there are too many good dairy products to pass up.
i like milk too much to let my body stop me from drinking it
same
Mind over matter.
I’ve noticed people who are lactose intolerant and people who are allergic to dogs/ cats are so determined that they will power through pain for what they want. Gigachads. All of you.
4:31 I love how they laugh right here. Somehow you can tell they’re good friends from this clip.
It’s scary to think schlatt, has a mother and was birthed instead of just forming
Holy shit,you're right.
WAIT HOLD UP-
*bore
@@despacito_spajder953 birthed
I forget that adults have been innocent children before
Schlatt looks like his soul left his body when he chugged the thick water
Nice pfp uncle Qrow
Schlatt: just like the LA tap water
Ted: *trying greatly to defend his city, but failing to find any standing ground*
3:36 As a lactose intolerant, I can confirm, we do power through it