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  • @jschlattLIVE
    @jschlattLIVE  4 роки тому +10083

    Download State of Survival today and help support my channel ► patron.me/JschlattSoS

  • @gluk8838
    @gluk8838 4 роки тому +20225

    “Well...
    *publicly executes a disabled man*
    “...call it a gut feeling.”

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 4 роки тому +418

      **The sniper was later arrested for executing an ordinary disabled man**

    • @faraday3683
      @faraday3683 4 роки тому +196

      @@Dgero **floridan man was later arrested after publicly shooting an ordinary disabled man**

    • @unlimitedpower99
      @unlimitedpower99 3 роки тому +83

      Meanwhile: **shoots a midget**
      “-soul read!”

    • @york7301
      @york7301 3 роки тому +34

      It's the Texan way.

    • @normalpersonlivingtheirlife
      @normalpersonlivingtheirlife 3 роки тому +6

      @@york7301 omg that’s good

  • @bonkobi2342
    @bonkobi2342 4 роки тому +2969

    "I spend all day on Twitter getting angry at people that have more money than me."
    Every time I open my Twitter notifications it's just Schlatt flirting with men

    • @tat77z
      @tat77z 3 роки тому +34

      James Charles**

    • @sincerelymason
      @sincerelymason 3 роки тому +12

      ok why is that accurate

  • @danielvaldez1186
    @danielvaldez1186 4 роки тому +4779

    This guy walks into a room, except he doesn’t cause he’s paralyzed, wheels

    • @kimomalott9840
      @kimomalott9840 4 роки тому +60

      a haiku

    • @xxcodianxx
      @xxcodianxx 4 роки тому +4

      @@kimomalott9840 lmao

    • @tylermendicutti1096
      @tylermendicutti1096 4 роки тому +9

      no u Eh that’s one too many syllables, bub

    • @syndromesauce5837
      @syndromesauce5837 4 роки тому +8

      My humor is so retarded this made me laugh

    • @kazbrekker16
      @kazbrekker16 4 роки тому +26

      this guy walks into
      a room except he doesn’t
      cause he’s paralysed
      that’s a haiku i think

  • @fogsster
    @fogsster Рік тому +859

    I loved watching Ludwig's face slowly contort into an expression of pure disgust and horror as he continued reading about the Enumclaw Horse Sex Case™

    • @PepC322
      @PepC322 10 місяців тому +7

      Had me in tears

    • @sheep7
      @sheep7 4 місяці тому +2

      "TM" 😳

    • @yetibeenz
      @yetibeenz 3 місяці тому +4

      god i live concerningly close to enumclaw.....

    • @fogsster
      @fogsster 3 місяці тому

      @@sheep7 Oh yeah. TM.

    • @DogMuncher22
      @DogMuncher22 3 місяці тому

      @@yetibeenz visit the ranch no balls

  • @jest.a
    @jest.a 4 роки тому +3971

    Wheels is broken, his legs and his power

  • @rkou6314
    @rkou6314 4 роки тому +19604

    Schlatt breaks his legs, turns into wheels. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

  • @perseverance2340
    @perseverance2340 4 роки тому +2674

    All that I’ve learned from this is that
    1. Being disabled isn’t as fun as I thought
    2. Stay away from the stables.

    • @jfk8745
      @jfk8745 4 роки тому +86

      They call him Mr. Hands

    • @perseverance2340
      @perseverance2340 4 роки тому +15

      HeyItsJoshu I wonder what he did in the 1990’s with those hands. I heard there was an incident with a baseball bat

    • @willburchett4667
      @willburchett4667 4 роки тому +32

      What I've gathered from this comment is that prior to watching this video you looked at disabled people and thought "Man, that looks like a good time."

    • @perseverance2340
      @perseverance2340 4 роки тому +4

      Will Burchett they get better parking spots and get to sit down on the train. They have an excuse for everything. “Sorry, I’m disabled” will excuse any and everything. AND They get paid to live by the government. What’s not to love?

    • @perseverance2340
      @perseverance2340 4 роки тому

      Will Burchett if that doesn’t sound fun to you, idk what is.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 роки тому +2815

    Ludwig is rethinking his whole existence during this whole video

    • @dogsdestroytheworld
      @dogsdestroytheworld 3 роки тому +7

      holy shit it's the comment guy

    • @freshy1083
      @freshy1083 3 роки тому +1

      Oh sheeeet it’s him guys it’s him

    • @ivanna1832
      @ivanna1832 3 роки тому +4

      It’s you again, Just some guy without a mustache.

    • @stonksofpotato7342
      @stonksofpotato7342 3 роки тому

      He is the chosen one, he will slay *THE JUSTIN.Y*

    • @timelessfriends6404
      @timelessfriends6404 3 роки тому +1

      Nah, it’s the fake one, the real one has a mustache

  • @benkersten1705
    @benkersten1705 4 роки тому +9866

    "Schlatt. What did you feel when you shot Wheels?"
    "Recoil."

  • @art6322
    @art6322 4 роки тому +9387

    “I would expect nothing less, from a man that tall” schlatt just roasted his entire fanbase

    • @RhozetaVODS
      @RhozetaVODS 4 роки тому +29

      but they arent men, they are kids that tall

    • @g-money-money
      @g-money-money 4 роки тому +57

      Gamererr I think that was the joke

    • @keirajonsey6955
      @keirajonsey6955 4 роки тому +34

      ahh the way lugwig said 'harassment'

    • @RhozetaVODS
      @RhozetaVODS 4 роки тому

      @@g-money-money ?

    • @goawayrayy
      @goawayrayy 4 роки тому +1

      @@keirajonsey6955 hair uhs ment

  • @jayvinamahoney6823
    @jayvinamahoney6823 4 роки тому +7720

    "is it soul read time?"
    "No I don't thi-"
    "Soul read *proceed to shoot the spy dead on*"

    • @Spectralyzed
      @Spectralyzed 4 роки тому +196

      Honestly my favorite moment... Especially after just hearing the words "People do the thing you expect them to do most of the time."

    • @bloopity4117
      @bloopity4117 3 роки тому +17

      When I say I wheezed-

    • @PotatoPhreak
      @PotatoPhreak 3 роки тому +1

      timestamp?

    • @bugboy4560
      @bugboy4560 3 роки тому +21

      @@PotatoPhreak 7:55

    • @hawke5775
      @hawke5775 3 роки тому +12

      same energy as VIBE CHECK

  • @consumerofbepsi5254
    @consumerofbepsi5254 2 роки тому +560

    14:28 I love how casually schlatt just drops that bombshell on ludwig

  • @BananaWasTaken
    @BananaWasTaken 3 роки тому +7351

    Imagine if you’re at a fancy dinner party, then all of a sudden, from a rooftop across the street, you hear someone yell “SOUL READ” and someone drops dead before your eyes.

    • @zachinthebox2472
      @zachinthebox2472 3 роки тому +280

      What a great night that would be

    • @bonydanza7046
      @bonydanza7046 2 роки тому +234

      Dude just slumps outta the wheelchair in a heap

    • @Dgero
      @Dgero 2 роки тому +87

      @@bonydanza7046
      Next day you learn your best friend was a spy

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 2 роки тому +56

      It would almost feel like reliving 1999 all over again.

    • @dontsubfortheloveofgod
      @dontsubfortheloveofgod 2 роки тому

      That mf must be illiterate, because he just erased that soul

  • @skeleytonz5319
    @skeleytonz5319 4 роки тому +3081

    Why does schlatt look like he's gonna fight the British for American independence

    • @rndmbs
      @rndmbs 4 роки тому +168

      thinking about fighting the british for american independence

    • @texasred9372
      @texasred9372 4 роки тому +57

      Well he does hate British "people".

    • @trivialslope
      @trivialslope 4 роки тому +26

      He looks like he's trying to become Otto von Bismark

    • @Ake-TL
      @Ake-TL 4 роки тому +46

      Thinking about fighting Wilbur

    • @orionatus_
      @orionatus_ 4 роки тому +7

      cause he is

  • @JunohProductions
    @JunohProductions 4 роки тому +23054

    I love how Ludwig and Schlatt look like complete opposites in this video. You've got a classy turtleneck-wearing guy up against an overnight trucker-looking guy.

    • @JunohProductions
      @JunohProductions 4 роки тому +97

      @Orange Jello Overnight* but, yeah.

    • @kelp507
      @kelp507 4 роки тому +28

      Mortal Kombat Kano lookin' ass

    • @CGR0620
      @CGR0620 4 роки тому +257

      11:11 Especially in this interaction

    • @moss7675
      @moss7675 4 роки тому +147

      nah schlatt is more like a civil war union general more than anything

    • @henryhog4783
      @henryhog4783 3 роки тому +24

      Don't forget gay

  • @merasmurry1460
    @merasmurry1460 2 роки тому +592

    Seeing schlatt aiming a sniper rifle at someone he's calls "queen liz" is really funny now on September 8, 2022.
    It seems he thought she was the spy.

    • @kurthunt42
      @kurthunt42 2 роки тому +23

      i guess he had a good holiday

    • @nexter2930
      @nexter2930 Рік тому +2

      Dont forget bout what happened in 1999

    • @merasmurry1460
      @merasmurry1460 Рік тому +3

      @@nexter2930 Yeah but he did that with his bare hands, I'm talking about him with a sniper rifle.

  • @hiroshimahenry
    @hiroshimahenry 4 роки тому +37949

    This game is perfect for Schlatt because he walks like an NPC in every game he plays

    • @perseverance2340
      @perseverance2340 4 роки тому +933

      Hiroshima Henry in the lunch club video where they rob houses. The way he walked before he entered poki’s room was scary

    • @butwhytho8664
      @butwhytho8664 4 роки тому +173

      Haha Schlatt go walk

    • @dixinormus8522
      @dixinormus8522 4 роки тому +27

      But Whytho huhuhu jstep

    • @marsim5744
      @marsim5744 4 роки тому +52

      Too bad he keeps wheeling with wheels

    • @Fauxvoid
      @Fauxvoid 4 роки тому +36

      Schlatt Walk

  • @sevilnatas1072
    @sevilnatas1072 4 роки тому +3922

    Fun fact: The Enumclaw Horse Sex Case is the thing that made bestiality illegal in Washington State.

    • @ianmalone6847
      @ianmalone6847 4 роки тому +89

      Sevil Natas of course it was in enumclaw

    • @lewisbaitup6352
      @lewisbaitup6352 4 роки тому +363

      I like how it wasnt illegal before

    • @bread9923
      @bread9923 4 роки тому +244

      @@lewisbaitup6352 hey....it had to be legal at one point to make it illegal.

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 4 роки тому +40

      @@bread9923 same with murdering people.

    • @blackshirts_and_breads
      @blackshirts_and_breads 4 роки тому +25

      @Thai Ya Long
      yeah its unfortunate

  • @spencerlee4410
    @spencerlee4410 3 роки тому +11790

    Ludwig: "I think you're a righty"
    Schlatts audience who has watched him mentally breakdown at every single Wii game because he's left-handed

    • @mikado_m
      @mikado_m 3 роки тому +65

      Wait he is?-

    • @spencerlee4410
      @spencerlee4410 3 роки тому +453

      @@mikado_m big lefty... with hands but he is the number two conservative minecrafter after dream

    • @mocha7193
      @mocha7193 3 роки тому +13

      Spencer Lee ?

    • @spencerlee4410
      @spencerlee4410 3 роки тому +108

      @@mocha7193 its a meme from chuckle sandwich (schlatt, ted nivison and slimecicle's podcast)

    • @wuwuink
      @wuwuink 3 роки тому +21

      it's okay y'all. He may be left-handed, but at least he jerks off with his right hand

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 2 роки тому +143

    Fun fact: most wheelchairs are made of steel, so if you activate a large electromagnet near someone in a wheelchair, they will be picked up and crushed in their chair. This could be considered a metal sarcophagus

    • @marzsminecraft
      @marzsminecraft Рік тому +17

      I don't think this qualifies as a 'fun' fact.

    • @dxstress713
      @dxstress713 8 місяців тому +9

      @@marzsminecraftI dunno seems pretty fun to me.

    • @Toileetpapr
      @Toileetpapr 4 місяці тому +3

      @@marzsminecraft it’s fun because they go “wee” and then splat

  • @literaltrash1195
    @literaltrash1195 4 роки тому +6336

    fun fact: this video is now on the wikipedia page of the enumclaw horse sex case under “in popular culture” in the aftermath tab

    • @tiffany5438
      @tiffany5438 4 роки тому +36

      no it isnt

    • @cybercrasherstv
      @cybercrasherstv 4 роки тому +264

      @@tiffany5438 it could be

    • @extrablandchaos2149
      @extrablandchaos2149 4 роки тому +161

      @@cybercrasherstv should be. Imma go in and edit that

    • @cybercrasherstv
      @cybercrasherstv 4 роки тому +66

      @@extrablandchaos2149 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 4 роки тому +175

      it was*
      RIP

  • @kyler.windhorst
    @kyler.windhorst 4 роки тому +5214

    Nothing makes me happier than Schlatts maniacal cackle.

  • @bobthebobman7457
    @bobthebobman7457 4 роки тому +5542

    My new favorite joke from Jschlatt is “Does this count as drunk driving” while Carson was wheels and drinking a lot of alcohol

    • @seignee
      @seignee 4 роки тому +76

      i dont think anything beats nina tucker speaking the treaty of versailles

    • @piyo744
      @piyo744 4 роки тому +3

      @@seignee wait, what

    • @mosesturner4018
      @mosesturner4018 4 роки тому +3

      link?

    • @bobthebobman7457
      @bobthebobman7457 4 роки тому +9

      Moses Turner ua-cam.com/video/g0fgAw9oGpA/v-deo.html this one I’m pretty sure

    • @an_annoying_cat
      @an_annoying_cat 4 роки тому +4

      @@bobthebobman7457 video is private oof

  • @Lutr.inae.
    @Lutr.inae. 3 роки тому +155

    *To that person that said “Danny Davito” in chat when Ludwig got shot as the short guy*
    *I saw you. And your amazing*

  • @cosmopath
    @cosmopath 4 роки тому +1404

    Tomorrow's Community tab: "Thinking about the handicapped"

  • @SlayCC
    @SlayCC 4 роки тому +9488

    Aluminum Alloy Wheelchair 100% Bulletproof

  • @elayeyouare5265
    @elayeyouare5265 4 роки тому +3338

    I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think he's wheels.

    • @oofliqe
      @oofliqe 4 роки тому +48

      You a npc

    • @obby1039
      @obby1039 4 роки тому +72

      No he's obviously the banana bread

    • @jschlattLIVE
      @jschlattLIVE  4 роки тому +1938

      metal sarcophagus

    • @jeff09_
      @jeff09_ 4 роки тому +31

      @@jschlattLIVE lies

    • @sh1tstain
      @sh1tstain 4 роки тому +12

      jschlattLIVE jschlatt? More like

  • @Jack-uq1pp
    @Jack-uq1pp 3 роки тому +186

    Ludwig: shoots wheels leg
    Wheels leg: I'm literally paralysed

    • @satan1841
      @satan1841 3 роки тому +10

      Who's wheels, do you mean aluminum sarcophagus

  • @purexvv481
    @purexvv481 4 роки тому +1689

    Jschlatt’s community post is gonna be: “thinking about wheels”

    • @rinisafool
      @rinisafool 4 роки тому +5

      thinking about swapping statuses

    • @jackhollis678
      @jackhollis678 4 роки тому +4

      Thinking about the Enumclaw sex case

    • @juliag.5443
      @juliag.5443 4 роки тому +38

      lmao u were right

    • @natrod8628
      @natrod8628 4 роки тому +16

      Right on the money, babyy

    • @justinsex9444
      @justinsex9444 4 роки тому +26

      Madlad. He actually predicted it. Tell us whats gonna happen after trump dies please.

  • @sophieschmerler9457
    @sophieschmerler9457 4 роки тому +1702

    Honestly the only time Schlatt doesn’t seem 100% done with life is when he’s paid to talk about the sponsor

    • @seignee
      @seignee 4 роки тому +71

      money

    • @MKIVGTI1.8
      @MKIVGTI1.8 4 роки тому +8

      munny

    • @EpochIsEpic
      @EpochIsEpic 4 роки тому +31

      It’s just business!

    • @Hajilex
      @Hajilex 4 роки тому +13

      Schlatt IS the business man

    • @idolizationist
      @idolizationist 4 роки тому +1

      he’s a capitalist, what do you expect?

  • @frankensteingirl2637
    @frankensteingirl2637 3 роки тому +4105

    no ones gonna talk about how ludwig pronounced harassment like
    “hair-ass-men”

  • @danerhodes7767
    @danerhodes7767 2 роки тому +156

    schlatt’s cackle after the soul read was amazing

  • @PizzaManJoe
    @PizzaManJoe 4 роки тому +3725

    “Almost as slick as this transition to our sponsor”
    Big Linus energy right there

    • @heythatsprettygood6492
      @heythatsprettygood6492 4 роки тому +6

      exactly

    • @SPG69
      @SPG69 4 роки тому +5

      This video is sponsored by raid shadow legends

    • @altjamie2019
      @altjamie2019 4 роки тому +8

      Imagine his video gets sponsored by freshbooks.

  • @DinoDealer
    @DinoDealer 4 роки тому +4101

    Ludwig in a turtle neck looks like that one guy from Megamind

  • @thejohnf.kennedyofficialyo6062
    @thejohnf.kennedyofficialyo6062 4 роки тому +18439

    not sure how I feel about this game

    • @salamander4937
      @salamander4937 4 роки тому +2211

      don’t worry nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s

    • @Beephobic1013
      @Beephobic1013 4 роки тому +361

      surree cause nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys

    • @snowy2619
      @snowy2619 4 роки тому +188

      This comment honestly is gold

    • @adams7448
      @adams7448 4 роки тому +97

      JFK I'm your biggest fan

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 роки тому +137

      I loved you in clone high. You’re a real chad buddy. No wonder you’re so open minded

  • @yeetethdeleteth3307
    @yeetethdeleteth3307 3 роки тому +145

    I’m amazed that Schlatt can recite the details of the case by memory

  • @katya-kx8yq
    @katya-kx8yq 4 роки тому +822

    “I spend all day on Twitter being angry at people who have more money than me”
    -Jschlatt 2020

    • @nicolasa.3192
      @nicolasa.3192 4 роки тому +18

      That _barely_ narrows it down Schlatt.

    • @bonkmeabeab3563
      @bonkmeabeab3563 4 роки тому +7

      Like how he is angry at all British people

    • @kroebear6377
      @kroebear6377 4 роки тому +5

      @@bonkmeabeab3563 Damn those english men

    • @tacoandurmom
      @tacoandurmom 4 роки тому

      That played as soon as I saw this

  • @pair-of-socks1503
    @pair-of-socks1503 3 роки тому +2189

    I hate the fact wheels looks like Austin powers.

    • @pikaswag4157
      @pikaswag4157 3 роки тому +10

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @MaxineInYourWifi
      @MaxineInYourWifi 3 роки тому +18

      I WAS JUST LIKE “he looks like Austin powers”

    • @hashikeketora4106
      @hashikeketora4106 3 роки тому +27

      yeah baby

    • @sincerelymason
      @sincerelymason 3 роки тому +10

      ooh ima watch that instead of doing my math homework

    • @ikiasoul
      @ikiasoul 3 роки тому +30

      @@sincerelymason homework is temporary, austin powers is forever

  • @hjread1137
    @hjread1137 4 роки тому +542

    schlatt on the community tab in 24 hours: “thinking about wheels”

  • @alexjee731
    @alexjee731 3 роки тому +355

    13:00 Ludwig gave us a “wh👾👾”

  • @ye9332
    @ye9332 4 роки тому +870

    Jschlatt tomorrow: *”Thinking about Metal Sarcophagus”*

    • @ironoverheat465
      @ironoverheat465 4 роки тому +11

      Me tomorrow: "thinking about people who misuse capitalization and apostrophes"

    • @Michaelonyoutub
      @Michaelonyoutub 4 роки тому +5

      isn't it metal sarcophagi?

    • @ethenk9797
      @ethenk9797 4 роки тому +1

      Iron Overheat You fool, Metal Sarcophagus is obviously a proper noun

    • @ironoverheat465
      @ironoverheat465 4 роки тому

      @@ethenk9797 Still doesn't get an apostrophe which was my point. The only things that get apostrophe s for plural are letters and numbers ("A's" and "1's"), not to be confused with acronyms which like CDs or CPUs. The original comment spelled it like "sarcophagus's"

    • @toolie3671
      @toolie3671 4 роки тому

      Iron Overheat shut up nerd

  • @bigguy9500
    @bigguy9500 4 роки тому +664

    Schlatt, do you purposefully shave your chin so you don't grow a full beard, or do your genetics actually want you to look like a British colonial officer in the 1840s?

    • @nealcomstock1958
      @nealcomstock1958 4 роки тому +105

      I don't need sleep, I need answers

    • @yeppits
      @yeppits 4 роки тому +24

      I think it’s because long sideburns look cool.

    • @krismuttz
      @krismuttz 4 роки тому +57

      just shot a little fellow and took his boots
      i customized my rifle loike it's 1862
      just scammed a pirate out of his golden tooth
      i want to colonize this land but its full of zulus

    • @GuilhermeRodrigues-jr7gd
      @GuilhermeRodrigues-jr7gd 4 роки тому +38

      holy shit the most perfect image of Schlatt in 1840s British colonial officer attire just crossed my mind

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 4 роки тому +7

      You can see some stubble on his chin sometimes so yes he shaves it, but it probably comes in later than the sideburns which started the whole thing

  • @larchx
    @larchx 4 роки тому +948

    People in 3,500 BC:
    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS BABY!!!!!!!!!

  • @DannyD0RIT0
    @DannyD0RIT0 Рік тому +19

    We all know Schlatt is a trained sniper. After what happened in '99

  • @xyltix787
    @xyltix787 4 роки тому +2255

    yep a lot of people are genuinely "upset" over president Schlatt even though its just minecraft roleplay...what a world huh...

    • @cqrz348
      @cqrz348 4 роки тому +61

      U cant control those 12 year olds smh

    • @akiwikitten6016
      @akiwikitten6016 4 роки тому +70

      Zyfix it’s the same thing as people sending actors/actresses death threats because they didn’t like their character. (An example that comes to mind is Kelly Marie Tran- who plays Rose in Star Wars). These kids can’t separate the person/actor from the character they play. In the end, it’s all for entertainment

    • @mariopokemon955
      @mariopokemon955 4 роки тому +28

      People are still trying to cancel him for saying stuff 3 years ago, including him saying faggot (I'm gay I can say it) like a year ago and IMMEDIATELY regretting it and admitting he shouldn't have said it

    • @netmeg1119
      @netmeg1119 4 роки тому +44

      I personally find Jschlatts acting downright hilarious. He really knows how to play the villian. Unfortunately some people don't realize that everyone is just doing a massive roleplay for content and take it way too seriously.

    • @netmeg1119
      @netmeg1119 4 роки тому +11

      @@zyfixosu Everyone is entitled to their own opinions. If you stop and think, it makes sense why Dream voted Glow Squid. The mob is the least trouble when coming to manhunts and speedruns. For the Iceloger it's obvious, but for the Moobloom, they might take up the spawn chance for normal cows which have a good source of meat. Mooblooms might not drop meat and waste time on his run. Dreams a smart, ambitious guy. He knows how the game works and how to use features to his advantage. But this is a specific reason. It works for Dream but it might not work for others. And Dream is one person. True, he did influence the vote a bit, but Glow Squid won by a lot so it's not his fault.

  • @slop4308
    @slop4308 4 роки тому +479

    You know that the real reason they call him wheels is because of what he did with a wheelchair back in 1990

    • @mish6900
      @mish6900 4 роки тому +9

      oh no

    • @kingbaco1233
      @kingbaco1233 4 роки тому +18

      Probably did a sweet ollie

    • @osky8020
      @osky8020 4 роки тому +26

      You mean the 24 toddler incident?

    • @bitchboi7047
      @bitchboi7047 4 роки тому +15

      He took a car and ran over 50 orphans. Their blood splattered all over his wheels.

  • @duperlink
    @duperlink 4 роки тому +243

    I envy Schlatt's ability to casually bring up Mr. Hands in a conversation.

  • @fleecythereeseepiece8361
    @fleecythereeseepiece8361 Рік тому +54

    Ludwig looks like he's dressed up to go to his mom's book club meeting

  • @carby6831
    @carby6831 4 роки тому +1411

    2013: “I’m not gonna pick the monopoly man” *sniper shoots monopoly man* “I freaking knew you were the monopoly man”
    2020: “I’m not gonna be wheels” *sniper shoots wheels* “I freaking knew you were wheels

    • @dannipoder3923
      @dannipoder3923 4 роки тому +38

      ahh i see you're a man of culture as well

    • @SlurmiWurm
      @SlurmiWurm 4 роки тому +13

      Life comes full cycle

    • @modaltib880
      @modaltib880 4 роки тому +18

      I’m so fucking happy this game is getting attention again

    • @junmuDev
      @junmuDev 4 роки тому +7

      I knew I wasn’t the only one to think about that

    • @haydenkuhn934
      @haydenkuhn934 4 роки тому +17

      Jerma and Star are infinite

  • @ewwpoorpeople5684
    @ewwpoorpeople5684 4 роки тому +537

    When you go bald, you become one of two people:
    Vin Diesel
    Or Steve Jobs

  • @isleofdead1337
    @isleofdead1337 4 роки тому +1039

    I love reading through the new comments. Just to see kids getting mad about the Dream SMP and then other kids defend Schlatt... this is art.

    • @pengudiegu
      @pengudiegu 4 роки тому +17

      Isle Of Dead Memes omg right? It’s fun as hell!! I like to respond to the spicy ones

    • @lazydonkey3617
      @lazydonkey3617 4 роки тому +5

      Pengu Diegu another fun one to read through is the mr beast 100,000 dollar duel

    • @epicguy228
      @epicguy228 4 роки тому +4

      Quality entertainment.

    • @ryanmeyers7652
      @ryanmeyers7652 4 роки тому

      What happened?

    • @sniperpro-pi9dz
      @sniperpro-pi9dz 3 роки тому

      @DooSalmon kinda

  • @The_musical_gamer
    @The_musical_gamer Рік тому +71

    14:46 you know I never realised three people slimeslickle Ted nivison and Ludwig have all been terrified by this man’s knowledge of a guy being banged by a horse😂

  • @laxr2748
    @laxr2748 4 роки тому +559

    I sometimes question Schlatt's sanity

  • @spaetzleking1405
    @spaetzleking1405 4 роки тому +387

    ludwig: plays the game correctly
    schlatt: vroom vroom wheels go brrrrrrrrt

  • @maxnnnnn
    @maxnnnnn 4 роки тому +926

    schlatt looks like he’s about to tell me stories about the civil war

  • @cheese_puff
    @cheese_puff Рік тому +13

    John F Kennedy been real quit since this dropped 🥶🥶🥶

  • @fw_shwn
    @fw_shwn 4 роки тому +195

    I feel like Schlatt didn't think wheels was Ludwig, and just wanted to shoot a disabled person.

  • @martatomasich9048
    @martatomasich9048 4 роки тому +655

    Schlatt and Lud is the duo i didn't even think about but that we absolutely need more of

  • @sythlikesfrogs
    @sythlikesfrogs 4 роки тому +890

    I wanna sleep on a bed that's made out of schlatt's voice

  • @dylanrankin-df7ku
    @dylanrankin-df7ku Рік тому +4

    "YOU CAN'T HIDE!" Schlatt said during his crimes of 1999.

  • @TheNerdman01
    @TheNerdman01 4 роки тому +261

    Schlatt in the community tab tomorrow: "Thinking about King Tut"

  • @kadeihateyou7140
    @kadeihateyou7140 4 роки тому +936

    Edit more yourself it's goated

  • @arluuwie
    @arluuwie 4 роки тому +1278

    I saw like 20 comments on people telling those mad at the dreamsmp to stop, and not a single comment of people expressing anger

    • @g00go
      @g00go 4 роки тому +14

      hate to ask but what happened with him ? why are people upset?

    • @juliesun4722
      @juliesun4722 4 роки тому +90

      @@g00go schlatt was a dictator on dreams smp and kicked tommy and Wilbur, and now the fan base are mad at schlatt.

    • @g00go
      @g00go 4 роки тому +86

      @@juliesun4722 oh thats it? figured he said a slur or smth

    • @juliesun4722
      @juliesun4722 4 роки тому +98

      @@g00go lol some of the smp fan base just does not pass the vibe check

    • @Lume_Loves_Chocolate
      @Lume_Loves_Chocolate 4 роки тому +12

      This video doesn't have anything to do with the dream smp ; - ;

  • @not_GovernmentDrone
    @not_GovernmentDrone 3 роки тому +41

    This is the second time I’ve heard Schlatt talk about the horse case.

  • @deplios7799
    @deplios7799 4 роки тому +482

    I can’t believe they were just bloviating for 17 minutes.

    • @lamosos
      @lamosos 4 роки тому +9

      Easy now, that's a gerund.

  • @paulparker2492
    @paulparker2492 4 роки тому +389

    schlatt tomorrow: thinking about the invention of the wheel in 3500 B.C.

    • @rexagon
      @rexagon 4 роки тому +4

      Correct

    • @Akku-21
      @Akku-21 4 роки тому +6

      *Congratulations* you are correct

    • @cousinnips3333
      @cousinnips3333 4 роки тому +1

      i mean you’re not wrong

  • @iknowdavisdoesfitnessheisd4544
    @iknowdavisdoesfitnessheisd4544 4 роки тому +570

    Schlatt tomorrow: “can’t stop think about surrounding myself with aluminium”

    • @baronbacku9984
      @baronbacku9984 4 роки тому +4

      "thinking about mr. hands"

    • @mor-du
      @mor-du 4 роки тому +2

      "thinking about wheels"

    • @goofy8937
      @goofy8937 4 роки тому +1

      “Thinking about King Tut”

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 роки тому

      *”Thinking about shooting an Asian man”*

  • @BasicPurple
    @BasicPurple 2 місяці тому +3

    gotta come back to this every few months

  • @littleolbear
    @littleolbear 4 роки тому +524

    Boy, nothing like a bit of Jschlatt, ey lads?

  • @marwahomar4929
    @marwahomar4929 3 роки тому +583

    8:00 Schlatt be laughing like the joker

  • @budrowconye4928
    @budrowconye4928 4 роки тому +140

    If I ever hear the words “soul read” in a public place I will immediately start panicking now

  • @kingevandoesstuff
    @kingevandoesstuff 2 роки тому +15

    "I'd say that September 8th, 2022 would be a pretty interesting day"

  • @gingie2542
    @gingie2542 4 роки тому +79

    I love that Schlatt's genius tactic against Ludwig's powers of deduction is just: *WHEELS*

  • @mankdemelord6974
    @mankdemelord6974 4 роки тому +501

    Boys: It’s always Wheels!
    *Men: It’s always the Monopoly Guy.*

    • @Ashhley_the_shawty
      @Ashhley_the_shawty 4 роки тому +10

      Coffee, Cheetoes, ChIcKEN

    • @cosmicsupernora
      @cosmicsupernora 3 роки тому +5

      reject modernity, embrace tradition

    • @plazxs281
      @plazxs281 3 роки тому

      U mean the only guy who escaped the school shooting

  • @panda-ec5hg
    @panda-ec5hg 4 роки тому +116

    I don’t understand how you shift the vibe from having a stroke to the chillest thing ever

  • @leeping_bounds
    @leeping_bounds 3 роки тому +24

    15:40 if you look closly, everyone is ratting shlatt out

  • @roadbumped
    @roadbumped 4 роки тому +158

    schlatt is the antagonist in every story

  • @constances.7378
    @constances.7378 4 роки тому +302

    "What does tut mean?"
    "*says it actually correct*"
    "I will not question you ever again."
    Wise decision turtleneck

  • @jbabeb8328
    @jbabeb8328 3 роки тому +306

    11:27 Schlatt is like the dad at a family dinner

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 3 роки тому +9

    Ludwig's face slowly contort into horror as he looks up the horse case Schlatt mentioned will never cease to make me cackle

  • @itsyourboyuhhcameron3688
    @itsyourboyuhhcameron3688 4 роки тому +4941

    people who are sending jschlatt death threats because of the dream smp, and you should agree, are disgusting people

    • @gabeitch4484
      @gabeitch4484 4 роки тому +691

      dream stans are almost as bad as kpoop stans

    • @bellsteaparty
      @bellsteaparty 4 роки тому +506

      it's truly disgusting. i feel so bad for schlatt, people are sending threats because of a bit.

    • @itsyourboyuhhcameron3688
      @itsyourboyuhhcameron3688 4 роки тому +124

      @@bellsteaparty Exactly, it's so stupid

    • @kasakro9829
      @kasakro9829 4 роки тому +85

      wait, i thought that happened months ago?? wtf happened

    • @Tigerdazzledash
      @Tigerdazzledash 4 роки тому +46

      @@kasakro9829 that was like 2 weeks agolol

  • @jacobisg0ne
    @jacobisg0ne 4 роки тому +75

    Schlatt tomorrow: “Thinking about being shrouded in aluminum.”

  • @hellowassuphi
    @hellowassuphi 3 роки тому +8

    Me: "Alright can't way to watch this vi-"
    Jsclatt: WHEELS BABY, WHEELS

  • @max10dler
    @max10dler 4 роки тому +197

    “So I decided to play the one game that’s all about fitting in:”
    “Oh, so Among Us-“
    “SPY PARTY.”
    “...”

  • @sadia6503
    @sadia6503 4 роки тому +84

    14:41 his growing look of concern-

  • @kairuwuu
    @kairuwuu 4 роки тому +381

    be careful when sorting by new
    you will find people that doesnt know what "roleplaying" means

    • @Nobody-707
      @Nobody-707 4 роки тому +8

      just filtered it
      im having fun laughing at them

    • @emilygordbort7300
      @emilygordbort7300 3 роки тому +11

      All I saw was some guy quoting bible verses and a lot of wheels
      The fuck about roleplaying?

    • @hummingcow1550
      @hummingcow1550 3 роки тому +2

      @@emilygordbort7300 it's 4 months ago

  • @darksay8326
    @darksay8326 2 роки тому +8

    Ludwigs horror at reading about the enumclaw incident is hilarious

  • @codarino3870
    @codarino3870 4 роки тому +255

    its dangerous drinking any liquid watching this man

    • @kylewearscoolhats1393
      @kylewearscoolhats1393 4 роки тому +17

      i know no one asked but i would like to explain why i live this comment so much: i am aware that the comment means that you will laugh and spit the liquids out but it could definitely be interpreted in a much different direction. imagine. you are in the same room as the man, the myth, the legend, Jschlatt himself and you think "i'm a bit parched i'll just drink some water" you go and pick up a cup of water and the second that cup of water touches your lips schlatt turns from across the room locks eyes with you and darts over in less than a second. he then proceeds to viciously slap the cup out of your hand berate you with insults harsh enough for you to feel like you want to cry then he says "you dare have the amount or disrespect to try and drink in the presence of a king??". The End

    • @shahabbasi1888
      @shahabbasi1888 4 роки тому +20

      @@kylewearscoolhats1393 Please get to your point instead of putting out a long paragraph.

  • @jacksuke
    @jacksuke 3 роки тому +190

    Schlatt laughing hysterically gives me life everytime ngl

  • @veeshi_
    @veeshi_ 3 роки тому +132

    Ludwig: It was Wheels?
    Schlatt: *Always has been*

  • @pandajam104
    @pandajam104 3 роки тому +10

    No one is going to talk about how smooth that transition into the sponsor was?

  • @sverenagain
    @sverenagain 4 роки тому +185

    i find it mildly hilarious that jschlatts scattered so many fake ages around for himself that everyones just kinda confused and then theres always that one person who is convinced hes actually 60 to have commited vehicular manslaughter back in 1975

  • @starlord7027
    @starlord7027 4 роки тому +203

    Wheels looks like if Cillian Murphy became a professor instead of an actor

  • @skye7307
    @skye7307 4 роки тому +133

    "After Schlatt's intense Love Or Host with Minx, Alex Botez, and many other beautiful women who like him very much, and after Schlatt and Minx are cute together for 28 minutes straight (soon it will be Schlatt and Alex Botez being cute together), Schlatt challenges stand-up guy Ludwig to a game of Spy Party. Little does he know Schlatt only picks Wheels, the wheelchair-bound character who has lost all function in his legs and also looks and walks funny. After losing countless times in a row to Ludwig, who realizes Schlatt Only Picks Wheels during the first round they play, the viewer wonders why Schlatt keeps crawling back for more. I guess he's always been one to roll with the punches. Pause the Minecraft Speedrunning video, stop thinking about her and enjoy this masterpiece of a video from yours truly. How do people in wheelchairs go down the stairs? Fast and inefficiently."

    • @guyfieri4017
      @guyfieri4017 4 роки тому

      Jschlatt getting mad cooch 😳

  • @carsoncomplains
    @carsoncomplains 3 місяці тому +1

    “Shrouded in aluminum” and “sarcophagus of metal” when referring to a man in a wheelchair is especially funny to me

  • @Silk.Badger
    @Silk.Badger 4 роки тому +73

    My dad recently got let go from Boeing. And he legitimately knew the guy was f*cked to death by a horse

    • @iesham.5334
      @iesham.5334 4 роки тому +3

      Idk if its inappropriate for me to say lmao if it is im sorry. If not LMFAO

    • @Silk.Badger
      @Silk.Badger 3 роки тому +6

      @@iesham.5334 nah its funny as shit lmao

  • @harryattwood2110
    @harryattwood2110 4 роки тому +36

    lugwig and schlatt doing videos together is the combination i never knew i needed

  • @jsparks1787
    @jsparks1787 4 роки тому +45

    14:18 I’m very Surprised that Schlatt didn’t bring up the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory in this part.

  • @sarahere08
    @sarahere08 3 роки тому +11

    8:05 the laugh scared me for a sec holy shit