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    Schlatt ranks your ABSURD tiktoks. The last react video for a while!
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    I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 10 тис.

  • @flatwoodsdaemon
    @flatwoodsdaemon Рік тому +6696

    "He doesn't even see us" was probably actually half correct. Horses have blind spots directly in front and behind them. That's why they say you should never stand behind a horse. Equally though, standing in front of them and touching them on the nose is equally as likely to scare them, especially if you're silent. That being said, the horse could probably see his girlfriend and hear and smell them, so, really it balances out.

    • @watevr4evr
      @watevr4evr Рік тому +90

      All speaking to the mic as if the horse can't hear

    • @mistergg9150
      @mistergg9150 Рік тому +40

      STOP. PUTTING. SHIT. INTO. MY. HEAD ITS EXPLODING

    • @smallish_panda8984
      @smallish_panda8984 Рік тому +13

      Nerd

    • @watevr4evr
      @watevr4evr Рік тому +11

      Lmao yall showin how hard it is for yall to read huh

    • @charliemartin8955
      @charliemartin8955 Рік тому +19

      I wish he would been like, "Stop looking at me like that. SERIOUSLY! *Slaps Horse's face* STOP IT!"

  • @AcesPrune
    @AcesPrune Рік тому +9426

    The fact that Schlatt sprinted through all those Royal Guards, while traversing the high hills of Scotland. And still has the energy to stream this high quality content, is... Inspirational.

    • @Oduwuini
      @Oduwuini Рік тому +3

      @@ItzMalick why the fuck would you self promo, that's gonna make people not want to check you out

    • @mcmuffin1236
      @mcmuffin1236 Рік тому +162

      @@ItzMalick is it harder than a 9-5?🤔

    • @dawae7636
      @dawae7636 Рік тому +33

      @ItzMalick
      Yooooooo! Bro you must be so tired from that 30 sec content
      (Ps: 🍲🍔 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🌰🍞)

    • @BrodieG1
      @BrodieG1 Рік тому +7

      @@ItzMalick do you stream

    • @nehalarafa8260
      @nehalarafa8260 Рік тому +4

      M

  • @Jkier0
    @Jkier0 5 місяців тому +474

    "content creation is harder than your 9-5" is quite possibly the hardest i have ever seen schlatt laugh at something

    • @noahwhite659
      @noahwhite659 15 днів тому +3

      I’m glad jshark has a brain unlike Hassan and asmongold.

    • @JayPlusForerunner
      @JayPlusForerunner 14 днів тому

      ​@@noahwhite659Assmongold

  • @noahlunnen9161
    @noahlunnen9161 5 місяців тому +752

    13:32 schlatt predicts skibidi toilet.

    • @aresthecoolguy
      @aresthecoolguy 3 місяці тому +28

      I know he saw it before anyone

    • @Devspace007
      @Devspace007 3 місяці тому +13

      True

    • @naomifrfr.
      @naomifrfr. 2 місяці тому +15

      HE MADE SKIBIDI TOILET

    • @ultimazilla9814
      @ultimazilla9814 2 місяці тому +21

      skibidi toilet was supposed to be ignorable, just a fad that lasted 3 weeks and disappeared, but now we got fucking skibidi toilet lore, it needs to die _now_

    • @sucktoesordietrying
      @sucktoesordietrying 2 місяці тому +8

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THINK I'M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE THINK ALIKE

  • @shenanigans01
    @shenanigans01 Рік тому +15824

    It's so "horrible" how people "accuse" "Jschlatt" for doing "it" while also "blaming" him for what happened in "1999"

    • @men4014
      @men4014 Рік тому +144

      W commeny

    • @Sisiahsshoa
      @Sisiahsshoa Рік тому +2

      @estadiofifa10lol 1I recommend you delete this comment for your family and your own safety

    • @darthdogeyt3260
      @darthdogeyt3260 Рік тому +337

      ​@estadiofifa10lol 1In 1999, Schlatt [REDACTED] and then proceeded to [REDACTED] while [REDACTED]

    • @kifuru_
      @kifuru_ Рік тому +23

      lmao

    • @gati2311
      @gati2311 Рік тому +52

      @estadiofifa10lol 1 Belgrade bombing

  • @ezyjuice6621
    @ezyjuice6621 Рік тому +3168

    I'm not sure how Schlatt hasn't gone completely insane by now, big respect.

  • @cocoplayz7887
    @cocoplayz7887 2 місяці тому +173

    Schlatt being traumatized by cooking videos timeline
    5:33 First Attack
    8:23 Second, More Brutal, Yet More Schlatt Prepared Attack
    13:44 Less Severe, Even More Prepared Attack
    16:44 Deadliest, Most Horrifying, Most Brutal Attack
    24:06 Prepared Finisher
    25:15 Trick Attack

    • @Frostypower-uj4jl
      @Frostypower-uj4jl 2 місяці тому +3

      You missed one at the end

    • @cocoplayz7887
      @cocoplayz7887 Місяць тому +2

      @@Frostypower-uj4jlwhich one?

    • @landonwhite1134
      @landonwhite1134 Місяць тому +2

      @@cocoplayz7887the one at the very end where the queen disintegrates

    • @B0ndsee
      @B0ndsee Місяць тому

      Whichever part of you gave you the idea to make this comment is evil...

    • @JVMonge
      @JVMonge 27 днів тому

      25:49 The counter-attack

  • @Mcytinnit
    @Mcytinnit 8 місяців тому +325

    THAT ENDING 💀💀
    Also I have been binge watching Schlatt all day and it’s so addicting and currently 2:25 am-

    • @chyguyman
      @chyguyman 6 місяців тому +5

      Same lmao

    • @vgiamp10
      @vgiamp10 6 місяців тому +5

      im in his attic

    • @vxntus..
      @vxntus.. 5 місяців тому +4

      bro stuttered on text

    • @Mcytinnit
      @Mcytinnit 5 місяців тому +5

      @@vxntus.. I didn’t??

    • @vxntus..
      @vxntus.. 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Mcytinnit it’s okay lil bro we get it 😭

  • @jax3636
    @jax3636 Рік тому +3816

    I love the way his laughs have gotten increasingly manic with each installment, half the time there will be no leadup- he'll be blank faced and suddenly be at full volume laughter in under 10 frames like at 16:29

    • @brxwnie_bxy
      @brxwnie_bxy Рік тому +30

      WATCH IT IN 0.5 BRO LMAO

    • @bayuanddara9424
      @bayuanddara9424 Рік тому +69

      plus the weird laugh at 16:38 XD

    • @TheOtherLPer203
      @TheOtherLPer203 Рік тому +5

      i timed it with the frame forward function and from the frame his head starts moving to him laughing it takes ~15 - 20 frames so yeah... you're kinda wrong!!!!!!!!!!

    • @eden2nies856
      @eden2nies856 Рік тому +5

      @@bayuanddara9424 what was that 😭

    • @Kool2772
      @Kool2772 Рік тому +1

      @@ItzMalick 😐

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Рік тому +46975

    Glad to see Jschlatt laughing at TikToks and not finding humour and pleasure out of killing people. Very inspirational

  • @gamerboi64729
    @gamerboi64729 5 місяців тому +30

    i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

  • @mryerse9441
    @mryerse9441 5 місяців тому +27

    Little did he know. That the toilet would become the most intense version of Internet brain rot

  • @Donut-im9lk
    @Donut-im9lk Рік тому +4046

    Schleyt really knows how to "rank" these "unhinged" TikToks

    • @jgcoverkknot5701
      @jgcoverkknot5701 Рік тому +26

      Pronounced *in Russian accent*; Shl-ey yuht

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 Рік тому +5

      Hip Hip Hooray!!

    • @ooftheducky197
      @ooftheducky197 Рік тому +11

      ah yes my favorite streamer: schleyt we love him

    • @__Immaterial__
      @__Immaterial__ Рік тому +2

      Schleyt??

    • @aroshota
      @aroshota Рік тому +6

      Yeah! He did it so flawlessly, just like he did "it" back in "1999"

  • @TheHimikoToga
    @TheHimikoToga Рік тому +5532

    Respect for Schlatt going through hours of pain and suffering for us

  • @jarrahsends
    @jarrahsends 3 місяці тому +4

    One of the tiktoks predicted skibidi toilet 💀

  • @harpsbored4621
    @harpsbored4621 7 місяців тому +18

    13:33 skibidi toilet was predicted. great.

  • @milesgraham7239
    @milesgraham7239 Рік тому +4805

    Why does every jschlatt video feel like a reoccurring dream that gets more and more strange and obscure every time you dream it

    • @Dementia_Springtrap
      @Dementia_Springtrap Рік тому +43

      How did you nail this feeling exactly

    • @oogaboog-br6ew
      @oogaboog-br6ew 10 місяців тому +17

      Exactly

    • @cephaleaorion4888
      @cephaleaorion4888 8 місяців тому +6

      so fuckin true

    • @sebiranga7944
      @sebiranga7944 7 місяців тому

      @@cephaleaorion4888? P

    • @BeauDacier
      @BeauDacier 7 місяців тому

      I creamed at how Perfectly you nailed the feeling of this man and how my life feels and the emptiness of big man and wondering what is this eternal plain I’m living on what am I doing with myself any way can I get 2 number 3s with a number 6 a big mac and thick shake and 6 number 9s

  • @Boonesman
    @Boonesman Рік тому +1723

    The funny thing is that the 'small streamer' guy is clearly joking but he's essentially spawned a subgenre of people who mock him

    • @completlynormalhypernova666
      @completlynormalhypernova666 Рік тому +233

      His satire is either being replicated or hes being mocked no in-between

    • @polocatfan
      @polocatfan Рік тому +4

      yeah kinda shitty of jschlatt to do that to someone who is clearly joking.

    • @truffle_cs
      @truffle_cs Рік тому +7

      @@polocatfan ???

    • @penmaster7863
      @penmaster7863 Рік тому

      bro says that with the straightest fucking face he ain't joking or that man needs an oscar now. plus the dude looks like the type of guy that would not do his job because he was a little tired

    • @Flome810
      @Flome810 Рік тому +29

      Pyro’s fanbase in a nutshell

  • @CoolAJIDK
    @CoolAJIDK 5 місяців тому +18

    He predicted skibidi toilet

  • @Muffon.
    @Muffon. 3 місяці тому +7

    Are we gonna ignore the fact that shlatt might be responsible for the creation of skibidi toilet 13:33

  • @keceti9606
    @keceti9606 Рік тому +2548

    Calling it JFK "event" is devious💀

    • @HarryPorpise
      @HarryPorpise Рік тому +127

      It’s going to be the next fortnite concert

    • @petrels8692
      @petrels8692 Рік тому +20

      @@HarryPorpise 💀

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 Рік тому +11

      "Assassination" is probably censored

    • @jetstreamsam9726
      @jetstreamsam9726 Рік тому +28

      @@HarryPorpise shit's gonna be mind blowing

    • @HarryPorpise
      @HarryPorpise Рік тому +6

      @@jetstreamsam9726 😭

  • @PaulieHD
    @PaulieHD Рік тому +7139

    We gonna talk about how quick Schlatt made that shirt? IT WAS A DAY AFTER... HE PLANNED IT

    • @emilythomson418
      @emilythomson418 Рік тому +479

      mans probably had been sitting on the design for years now, all he needed was to wait for the day, put that day in and boom 😂😂

    • @cheddarsunchipsyes8144
      @cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Рік тому +205

      @@emilythomson418 he planned it in September 1st, because he knew when the queen would die

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 Рік тому +109

      Man it was locked and loaded lol, no hesitation profiting off an old woman's death lmao

    • @TS_Outlaw
      @TS_Outlaw Рік тому +53

      @@highdefinition450 classic Jschlatt move

    • @theyeeterson
      @theyeeterson Рік тому +12

      a

  • @Angelbread401
    @Angelbread401 4 місяці тому +7

    When he said,”I’m alive because I had my seatbelt on” I actually couldn’t control myself and spit out my drink

  • @puffbair
    @puffbair 8 місяців тому +1

    im so glad to be featured in this one ty for including me scat

  • @calvinpell1738
    @calvinpell1738 Рік тому +2985

    Glad to see “schlatt” is able to make “content” for us even while the British “police” are after him for what “he” did a couple weeks ago in the “United Kingdom”

    • @Unlimited_Powah
      @Unlimited_Powah Рік тому

      Yeah
      Glad to see Brixton is able to make pasta for us even while the british queen are after him for what she did a couple of weeks ago in ur mom
      Ratio

    • @nooneasked726
      @nooneasked726 Рік тому

      sex

    • @helloifuseethis
      @helloifuseethis Рік тому +62

      Yo fam I'm a disease, and I make a variety of diffrent people passing away, go through grief, and some others and I guarantee you will find one that will put you in the hospital🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

    • @211sambo
      @211sambo Рік тому +13

      “Allegedly”

    • @smod15
      @smod15 Рік тому

      @@ItzMalick yo fam I'm a random dude and I'm telling you shut the fuk up

  • @vivianponka2225
    @vivianponka2225 Рік тому +4924

    "schlatt" is such a great content creator, and definitely "didn't" "kill" the "queen"

  • @goofiestgoobster
    @goofiestgoobster 7 місяців тому +2

    i think schlatt wears that shirt to gaslight himself into believing that he didn’t kill the queen

  • @Globey_LLC
    @Globey_LLC 5 місяців тому +3

    i need the link to that video at 17:41 wherein that guy with the comically big eyewear yells "YES! YES!"
    it killed me several times over

  • @BrassWing
    @BrassWing Рік тому +3577

    I like when Schlatt intentionally overreacts so far past the line of reality that you can tell just how dead inside he is

    • @littlemoth4956
      @littlemoth4956 Рік тому +11

      …what?

    • @TijnHams
      @TijnHams Рік тому +96

      Yeah it's a shame how he got to this point, i wish i could see the old type of videos of him gaming and stuff like that. I'm sick of reaction videos

    • @BrassWing
      @BrassWing Рік тому +134

      @@littlemoth4956 If you don't see what I'm talking about, ignore me and just enjoy his content honestly. It's not like it's hurting anyone, just something I've noticed

    • @CWHolleman
      @CWHolleman Рік тому +80

      This is what happens when you create content that attracts millions of 12 year olds. Destroys your will to live as you put on a facade for all these children.

    • @aweave24
      @aweave24 Рік тому +45

      Do you mean the kinda typical influencer fake positive yay-flower-rainbow thing? Cause yeah, i almost feel like he exerts it intentionally in an over the top ironic way.

  • @a.maus.2615
    @a.maus.2615 Рік тому +897

    weirdly enough, horses eyes are designed to see out the sides of the head to give the widest field of view possible. this gives them a small blind spot directly in front of them. this dude could have been right.

    • @gnomad28
      @gnomad28 Рік тому +9

      ….designed?

    • @IeeIee778
      @IeeIee778 Рік тому +38

      @@gnomad28 for real like dude God designed their eyes to hurt them if so maybe god aint the "good man" we all thought

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +44

      @@gnomad28 yeah, designed by genetics smh. It’s like how chameleons are designed to see everything

    • @thegamingwitch
      @thegamingwitch Рік тому +2

      @@froggy5748 they even saw my brain cells and humor deteriorate from this video lol

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 Рік тому +11

      @@thegamingwitch correct. The chameleon gang is always watching. They were amused by this video as well.

  • @H4O4Ti
    @H4O4Ti 5 місяців тому

    loving the tiktoks

  • @amongus4526
    @amongus4526 7 місяців тому +2

    It’s nice to see this stream 1 year later

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Рік тому +566

    How nice of Schlatt to use the very human fast sleep aid machine on the queen after she’s been having trouble sleeping

  • @Ikasima
    @Ikasima Рік тому +5366

    Cooking Meme Timemarks:
    5:33 Burger
    8:23 Fries
    13:43 Potato Chips
    16:43 Chicken
    24:06 Sausages
    25:14 You like men?
    25:45 Chicken 2 (Outro)

    • @surfingtundra
      @surfingtundra Рік тому +58

      what is the song??

    • @kbonheur
      @kbonheur Рік тому +152

      @@surfingtundra Neverita by Bad Bunny

    • @elegy8187
      @elegy8187 Рік тому +63

      You missed 5:33

    • @Ikasima
      @Ikasima Рік тому +34

      @@elegy8187 Thx, have added it to the list

    • @Raven_-kk4im
      @Raven_-kk4im Рік тому +11

      I barely got to the Fry's one and now I see what this list is all about

  • @wackaflacka548
    @wackaflacka548 7 місяців тому

    Schlatt I just wanted you to know I have founded a very successful business harvesting all the free signs around my town, melting them down, and selling metals by the pound. Was solely inspired by your words of wisdom, and I couldn't have done it without you!

  • @Spectrum225_
    @Spectrum225_ 5 днів тому +2

    boss music 21:22

  • @My_name_is_Daniel
    @My_name_is_Daniel Рік тому +4126

    Why am I afraid that Schlatt's editor is ACTUALLY held hostage
    EdIT: OH mY GoD gUyS thANKs sO mUCH fOR 4K omg iM sO hAPpY
    eDiT2: mOM iM fAMouS

  • @protigon9260
    @protigon9260 Рік тому +542

    Dude schlatt is literally the Shaquille O'Neal of content creators. HE OWNS EVERYTHING

  • @Kippicat_
    @Kippicat_ 7 місяців тому

    I love how schlatt puts animal crossing music in his videos it’s such a good bg noise

  • @Smugleafthesnivy
    @Smugleafthesnivy 8 місяців тому

    the way it works is "the Queen is dead. long live the king" the moment they die the heir becomes crowned. the ceremony is for... show really.

  • @johnlime1469
    @johnlime1469 Рік тому +314

    I like how the chat was spamming "it's free" to the wild horse video.

  • @ethanjc1971
    @ethanjc1971 Рік тому +201

    I can’t believe what “Schlatt” did to “the queen”. Really takes me back to what he did in 99’

  • @Bunny_cute2413
    @Bunny_cute2413 2 місяці тому +2

    It’s so great how he *ranks* them

  • @Ceph_Bluejay9
    @Ceph_Bluejay9 5 місяців тому +4

    “Jsllooot” saw his monetisation flash before his eyes at 1:12

  • @ianmcgregor349
    @ianmcgregor349 Рік тому +628

    Glad “schlatt” is making “content” more “frequently” again. It’s been really “nice” seeing “schlatt” “enjoy” “him”self.

    • @crazykee7552
      @crazykee7552 Рік тому +6

      Glad is making more again. It's been really seeing self.

    • @StarGloomy0
      @StarGloomy0 Рік тому +2

      @卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 >swastika in username
      huuuuge nope from me buddy. lol

    • @grinmace4834
      @grinmace4834 Рік тому

      @卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 putin aint a nazi, 0/10 would not think of youtube replys a true, untrue liberal statement.

    • @iamluhy1930
      @iamluhy1930 Рік тому +1

      Cuz its harder than ur 9 - 5

    • @jaylee6083
      @jaylee6083 Рік тому +1

      schlatt content frequently nice schlatt enjoy him.

  • @emma_nutella58
    @emma_nutella58 Рік тому +931

    Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

    • @Mr_Also
      @Mr_Also 9 місяців тому +15

      *oil mill video plays*

    • @jodadami
      @jodadami 4 місяці тому +2

      Or more accurately his 9-8 job

    • @Totas_funnynumber
      @Totas_funnynumber 2 місяці тому

      ​@@jodadami9-9

    • @Tom-pf9hg
      @Tom-pf9hg 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@jodadami or more more accurately the 9/11 job

    • @allegicreaction
      @allegicreaction 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Tom-pf9hghe changed his name from osama?

  • @Minicon11424
    @Minicon11424 Місяць тому +1

    I love how Jschlatt hates tik toks where two videos are playing at once but thats also what his reaction videos are because his camera and the actual video PLUS there is chat so thats 3 things going on at once and you can only really focus on one at a time

  • @warriorgaming9706
    @warriorgaming9706 7 місяців тому

    You can’t ignore that ending. 💀💀💀

  • @BubblingPisplaysofAffection
    @BubblingPisplaysofAffection Рік тому +322

    8:16 I find that "Schlatt" acts like a cat whenever it sees its reflection for the first time; Full panic and anger mode.

  • @henrymellor9760
    @henrymellor9760 Рік тому +667

    I’m glad “schlatt” finds “humor” in these TikToks it really emphasizes the fact that he really is just another “human”

    • @greyghost8763
      @greyghost8763 7 місяців тому +1

      What with all the """ like is he just hypothetical???? May, or may not be at all times???

    • @someoneontheinternet40
      @someoneontheinternet40 3 місяці тому

      ​@@greyghost8763you will never know

  • @Connor_nz
    @Connor_nz 8 місяців тому +1

    These clips killed me just like how Schlatt killed those innocent civilians in '99

  • @_-_zxzxz
    @_-_zxzxz 3 місяці тому +1

    Shlorp is definitely my favorite content creator

  • @waldo4277
    @waldo4277 Рік тому +674

    glad to see schlatt is fulfilling his sleep derprived new years resolution of bear hugging more company's into his ownership

    • @theriptide_4260
      @theriptide_4260 Рік тому +6

      Finally, I found you!

    • @waldo4277
      @waldo4277 Рік тому +7

      @@theriptide_4260 yessir. You get a trophy now 🏆

    • @bisexual-final-girl5171
      @bisexual-final-girl5171 Рік тому +4

      HOLY SHIT I FOUND WALDO

    • @waldo4277
      @waldo4277 Рік тому +3

      @@bisexual-final-girl5171 yes you have. Your granted the waldo trophy 🏆

    • @huhwhat2673
      @huhwhat2673 Рік тому +1

      No fuckin way! After all these years, finally found waldo

  • @HeisenbergTheFirst
    @HeisenbergTheFirst Рік тому +586

    Since when are Tiktokers not "Unhinged" or "Mentally Unstable" literally just the average TikTok user Jschlatt is describing.

  • @loganzimmerman3097
    @loganzimmerman3097 2 місяці тому

    3:02 it made me so happy to see his smile with his new pc!

  • @DragonAurora109
    @DragonAurora109 4 місяці тому +3

    13:33
    This video was made in 2022
    First skibidi toilet episode was made in 2023
    guys....

  • @hpblue7217
    @hpblue7217 Рік тому +433

    From a Walmart associate, thanks Schlatt for respecting our daily grind and sacrifices to the Walmart gods. It’s CAP OR DIE for me so feeling tired is all but a lame excuse to not give it your all till your body is broken, no matter how many departments you get thrown into that day keep that energy and smile going, keep up the facade for the customers because you love your job and we’re never not happy to help out.

    • @waxtrax_
      @waxtrax_ Рік тому +4

      Me too, watching this vid on my lunch break lmao

    • @KeAishaReads
      @KeAishaReads Рік тому +7

      This is the one ☝️ He described my exact situation except Walmart fired me over an IBS flare up 🤠

    • @minecraftencrypted1294
      @minecraftencrypted1294 Рік тому +2

      Sorry to hear that.

    • @adriandotexe
      @adriandotexe Рік тому +7

      Yup, the unreasonable expectations from higher-ups without giving us proper equipment or pay is real. I'm just eternally grateful that no one in this company actually enforces the 10-foot rule

    • @lionheart5206
      @lionheart5206 Рік тому +7

      worked at walmart for a month i still walk in there everyday like i didnt quit without notice. stole from there twice since then too

  • @jstar3382
    @jstar3382 8 місяців тому +372

    13:38 the prophecy

    • @Glunpy
      @Glunpy 8 місяців тому +7

      BRRR-

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 6 місяців тому +6

      Yes

    • @NM2008
      @NM2008 6 місяців тому +13

      Would not be surprised if this video was, what started the whole thing

    • @comradejux
      @comradejux 5 місяців тому +4

      ski-

    • @geekzombie8795
      @geekzombie8795 5 місяців тому +3

      Tru

  • @kqiban
    @kqiban 7 місяців тому +33

    I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

    • @jimmy_happy321gaming3
      @jimmy_happy321gaming3 6 місяців тому +2

      no way you really wrote that O:

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 6 місяців тому

      All of that for two comments, was it really worth it?

    • @Cat38732
      @Cat38732 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@anuragneelam8527it's copy n pasted no effort lol

    • @pansquakes
      @pansquakes 4 місяці тому

      im not readin allat

    • @link_3476
      @link_3476 3 місяці тому

      wha da hell

  • @theovereditedarena5672
    @theovereditedarena5672 7 місяців тому

    Schluarmel has given us funny thing. Thank Mr Schemer

  • @plum.phobia
    @plum.phobia Рік тому +86

    18:29 i can already tell there’s gonna be a screenshot of this on every dsmp amino tumblr whatever the fuck with a bunch of hearts and cute emojis

  • @TheDestroyerG7X
    @TheDestroyerG7X Рік тому +163

    7:05 The fact that horses don't have foward-facing eyes, but that horse is staring at them, seemingly with foward-facing eyes, is implying that not only is that not actually a horse, but it's predatory as well...

    • @skuroo
      @skuroo Рік тому +5

      They arent forward facing, and yeas they see a little big infront but not directly in front of them.. and no its not the creature youre thinking of.. just a normal horse beeing curious

    • @jaypolas4136
      @jaypolas4136 Рік тому

      @@ItzMalick who?

    • @R3DAACTED
      @R3DAACTED Рік тому

      @@bellatrixlestrange1602 what?

    • @R3DAACTED
      @R3DAACTED Рік тому

      @@jaypolas4136 what?

    • @EmeryGreder
      @EmeryGreder Рік тому

      @@skuroo what is this horse imposter?

  • @Adlerspearing-zs9qp
    @Adlerspearing-zs9qp 3 місяці тому +4

    13:37 the original skibadi toilet

  • @neutralmatt4771
    @neutralmatt4771 7 місяців тому

    Today is the 1 year anniversary of the queen’s mysterious schlatt-involving death

  • @J-Crash
    @J-Crash Рік тому +665

    7:14 technically he was right, horses cant see a small distance in front of them due to their eye position
    edit: damn these replies making me question if my source was real or not

    • @mushroom.equestrians
      @mushroom.equestrians Рік тому +16

      their eye potion does not matter they only have a blind spot in the middle but otherwise they can see perfectly fine

    • @loki7701
      @loki7701 Рік тому +48

      @@mushroom.equestrians the eye position is exactly why they have that blind spot, wdym it doesnt matter

    • @mushroom.equestrians
      @mushroom.equestrians Рік тому +3

      @@loki7701 i mean that yk what tbh idk why i siad that i mean that they can see longer distances

    • @communistcowboy
      @communistcowboy Рік тому +26

      @@mushroom.equestrians dude just edit the comment, you can't let "eye potion" stay on your comment history

    • @muhammadnawfalkhairulazlan9581
      @muhammadnawfalkhairulazlan9581 Рік тому +2

      it's still scary as hell seeing that in their position

  • @trace1506
    @trace1506 Рік тому +124

    21:30 for those who are wondering what that is
    Its called the glide the man keithgroover made it himself its actually really cool and I have one

    • @jaxonlambert135
      @jaxonlambert135 Рік тому +2

      Thank you so so so so so so much

    • @Lakefruit
      @Lakefruit Рік тому +1

      thank you I was skimming the comments looking for the name of it!!

    • @oatsathehumanoid
      @oatsathehumanoid 2 місяці тому

      Bro, THANK YOU

  • @JDstatyss
    @JDstatyss Місяць тому

    I just love the part when he ranks the TikTok’s ❤

  • @Oxbon
    @Oxbon 7 місяців тому +1

    Happy one year anniversary queen lizzy ❤❤❤❤💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sidhantraj3433
    @sidhantraj3433 Рік тому +258

    I can't believe Schlatt would do this much for us. I never had to work this hard at my 9 to 5.

  • @CommanderWiggins
    @CommanderWiggins Рік тому +281

    The Very Human guy is one of my favorite Tik Tok creators. He unironically puts so much effort into his videos, and even though you know what the punchline is going to be it's still incredibly funny.

  • @jerrytinajero8717
    @jerrytinajero8717 6 місяців тому

    Bro the last two memes had me laughing is the hardest ive ever laughed, i think im having heart problems now

  • @V4mp_q
    @V4mp_q 6 місяців тому

    Why do all of schlatt’s videos get me crying laughing on the floor 💀💀

  • @Randomeud
    @Randomeud Рік тому +314

    14:52 THAT WAS THE GREATEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE. YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES.

  • @BebruKaralius
    @BebruKaralius Рік тому +294

    Wow even when watching tik toks and doing nothing whatsoever "schlamm" can still make us laugh! Thats why we love this "man"

  • @creeprvictor
    @creeprvictor 7 місяців тому +1

    Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh... that very end was unCALLLED FOR! NAAHHHH

  • @Gh0stFac3Shae
    @Gh0stFac3Shae 3 місяці тому

    "Im gonna have a mental breakdown because of these" was the most real and relatable thing ever!

  • @anne-mariecuongtran3808
    @anne-mariecuongtran3808 Рік тому +141

    12:48 schlatts face went from 😄 to 😨 so fast

    • @beans3669
      @beans3669 9 місяців тому

      Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 9 місяців тому +2

      Bro went from yabba dabba doo to yabba dabba don't die

  • @axeljeanlindsey1584
    @axeljeanlindsey1584 Рік тому +148

    I like the way Schlatt treats us and chat like a bunch of toddlers on sugar who know exactly how to press their dad's buttons. He's the dad who's had a very long day at work and just wants to relax with his beer and reruns of family feud

  • @jacksonthoma1424
    @jacksonthoma1424 7 місяців тому

    Man he knows how to rank

  • @L1v1ngDeAdGirl
    @L1v1ngDeAdGirl 7 місяців тому +1

    I like how anytime someone has mutton chops and a mustache, Schlatt assumes it's just off rand him.

    • @L1v1ngDeAdGirl
      @L1v1ngDeAdGirl 3 місяці тому

      Just like how he assumes he doesn't have female fans.

  • @thehostlehost4158
    @thehostlehost4158 Рік тому +50

    24:06 pattern recognition kicks in

  • @pigglesgoomshby7249
    @pigglesgoomshby7249 Рік тому +109

    25:33 The greatest plot twist in the history of Schlagg

    • @AlexsaysBruh
      @AlexsaysBruh Рік тому +9

      “WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR THE COUNT DOWN”

  • @Mx.WolfoFr
    @Mx.WolfoFr 7 місяців тому

    Mom: we have jschlatt at home
    Jschlatt at home:

  • @SubKnight151
    @SubKnight151 8 місяців тому

    Damn! It’s already been a year since the queen died? It feels like yesterday “Schlatt” visited the UK to complete his quest on September 8th, 2022.

  • @fence3013
    @fence3013 9 місяців тому +631

    I would recommend watching schlatt videos at 2 am over any other time. Very enjoyable

    • @brokedolph
      @brokedolph 7 місяців тому +7

      just don't call him at 3am

    • @davidbronzilberg4600
      @davidbronzilberg4600 7 місяців тому +2

      I raise you 4am

    • @fence3013
      @fence3013 7 місяців тому

      @@davidbronzilberg4600 *checks cards* “call”

    • @brokedolph
      @brokedolph 7 місяців тому

      @davidbronzilberg4600 420 and that's my final offer

    • @greyghost8763
      @greyghost8763 7 місяців тому +1

      Can confirm at 2:27 am😌

  • @lavasharkandboygirl9716
    @lavasharkandboygirl9716 Рік тому +142

    So about that giant crusher machine - I work for a company that has one of those industrial shredders, its about the size of a car. If Schlatt really thinks he could just *BUY ONE* he would need about $10 million, 6 months of employing electricians, mechanical engineers, construction crew, and at-least 3 permanent full time operating engineers to keep it in working order. That's not even mentioning the gigantic mess of toxic plastic, metal and varnished wood dust that have to be cleaned up after every processing. I hate to be the barer of bad news but even Big Guy couldn't afford an Industrial Shredder

    • @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094
      @smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094 Рік тому +27

      Not with that attitude

    • @bunsenn5064
      @bunsenn5064 Рік тому +4

      True. It’d be an endless money pit.

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 Рік тому +2

      I have no clue where that thing costs 10 million but I have seen those go for literally less than 100-200K albeit you'd prolly end up spending double that trying to get one running
      As for the rest of the part of maintenance and keeping it running. Well I mean you can own one- like a tank. Not to use, just to establish dominance

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 Рік тому

      I thought he said he wanted to locate one, not buy one

    • @braynjohnson4302
      @braynjohnson4302 Рік тому

      You pulled $10 mil out of your ass

  • @Ventanty
    @Ventanty 2 місяці тому

    Things in my gaming setup, i just couldn't live without.
    Shows a bunch of piss bottles with one red one mixed in with all the yellow ones

  • @SerialDesignationN247
    @SerialDesignationN247 7 місяців тому

    Bro got set up at the end

  • @willt6412
    @willt6412 Рік тому +168

    Schlatt really did pre record the content truly a great man R.I.P Schlatt 1999-2022

    • @maestrofeli4259
      @maestrofeli4259 Рік тому

      can't bwlwivw schalt predicted the queen's death 23 years before it hapepened

    • @tnapeepeelu
      @tnapeepeelu Рік тому +3

      oh god the bots

    • @willt6412
      @willt6412 Рік тому +1

      @@tnapeepeelu yeah man it sucks

  • @mydogsmells
    @mydogsmells Рік тому +92

    14:45 wow that was hilarious . Can't believe I just got an ad. Wow. Crazy.

  • @Chonkems
    @Chonkems 7 місяців тому

    "Content creation is harder than your 9-5" Who knew editing was harder than risking being shot or stabbed every day?

  • @Limes_not_Lemons
    @Limes_not_Lemons Рік тому +89

    Loved the surprise appearance of Kschlatt at 8:05

    • @derpyhead3414
      @derpyhead3414 Рік тому +12

      Finally "schlatt" has found a clone to "take the fall" for what he did in "99"

    • @Crabapplez
      @Crabapplez Рік тому +7

      I’m a fuckin Easter egg >:)

    • @Drpeanutbutter1
      @Drpeanutbutter1 27 днів тому

      Kschlatt is to funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @purplvurpl0295
    @purplvurpl0295 Рік тому +50

    I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present.

  • @helischrotterfi8459
    @helischrotterfi8459 8 місяців тому

    The way he is looking at Jacob Day 😂😂

  • @AnthonyWiench-mq1ux
    @AnthonyWiench-mq1ux 6 місяців тому

    The way Schlatt absolutely wheezes

  • @soos_daboss1725
    @soos_daboss1725 Рік тому +62

    The queen went through ww2 and other historical events, but seeing another jshlatt video is where she drew the line

  • @studmcmuffin8844
    @studmcmuffin8844 Рік тому +55

    22:24 is how the Drill Sergeants expected us to make our beds every morning in under 30 seconds.

  • @user-se2wr9ej8m
    @user-se2wr9ej8m 7 місяців тому

    Can’t believe the queen has been dead for a year

  • @DeathMonkeys
    @DeathMonkeys 7 місяців тому +4

    9:24 I got this recommended to me on 9/11/23 one year after the stream.

  • @JeffeOmega
    @JeffeOmega Рік тому +217

    This video is hilarious, unlike the deeds “Schlatt” has committed from 1999-2001