Ranking Your UNSETTLING Tiktoks
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- Опубліковано 14 лип 2023
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Schlatt ranks your UNFUNNY tiktoks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktoks, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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Okie doki
Why
no
no
I’ll consider it “schlatt”
I love how schlatt's heart melted when the cat said hello, just like you can see him physically crumple.
I like your profile about page. Please do not edit it. Mr. Flimflam will give you ROBUX!!! CLICK HIS LINK RNRNRNRNRNNRNR JJKJKk smh tomato pfp
The pain never leaves
Just like how those bodies physically crumpled from “schlurps” actions in ‘99
ITS AN ACTTTTTTTTT PLEASE WATCH HIS OTHER CONTENT FUCKKKKKK YUOUUOUOUOOOO🎉🎉🎉
These replies above are lovely
I like how your fanbase gives you videos hand-tailored to drive you specifically completely insane
0-0
His head looks like a egg when he's facing the camera straight
(-)) v (-)) huh. L M A -- (user banned)
heh. 'tailored'
schlatt is so hot dude im not gay but like damn
I love how all of the "does schlatt know these?" items were a trick way of getting him to confess to causing The Great Babirusa Satiation of '93.
Babirusa?? Like the wild pig?
pig? LIKE JOHN PORK?!!?11!? 😨🫵
@@Fawnfreckleexactly, the Great John Pork Satiation of '93
For the guy who made the metal in orbees thing, that was not an ai, that was actually his content
im guessing backyard scientist?
@@HungerGamesFan88 nope, can't remember his name, but just scroll through shorts until a surfer dude starts explaining science to you
@@julianmrgl9568 ah, didn't get that far in the vid yet
I love how Schlatt knows his audience so well that he can predict when they're gonna repeat jokes.
It's almost like these videos are curated or something
@@leonwalters8564 yeah like schlatt helped make them or something.
His mods organize them not his audience
@@leonwalters8564 I mean sometimes they were in streams.
@@theoriginaldrdust ;)
I’ve waited a year for this epic finale for a series of love, heartbreak, sadness, anger, regret, joy, redemption, and pure stupidity
Ok, Mr. “Sgt Pepper’s” “lonely hearts club” “band”.
Real 🫡
thank you for your comment. And for watching the series. And for your liking it. But, no. A final episode accomplishes nothing. It is more like a bloated shark Trying to swim to shore Wasting everyone's time. So sorry. Awn7mFktpB4
Arg I see
Sgt peppers
I love how schlatt created the best gen alpha slang "lizzy done rizzed up baby gronk"
"shit" is indeed an entertaining individual. I believe "schlut" should begin posting more often
“Schloes” should definently make more “videos”. “Schleet” is very “entertaining” and “interesting”
I do agree with you. "Schart" makes so many "videos" that are "enthralling" and "fun" to "watch"
"Shat" is very fun to watch, I think that "shaggy" should post more "videos"
Indeed, "Scug" is one of the best "UA-camr"
I like how “Schlatt” basically just admitted to being behind “Time to Smile”
yep!
youtube.com/@TimeToSmiIe
finally someone fucking mentions it, I felt like I was fucking crazy
When?
He admits it at 25:45 in the video where he says he needs to make a channel like the video he just watched
Jschlatt falling in love with the *YEAHHH BABYYY* guy is so wholesome and sweet
100% agree 😂😂
i want to see it the next time
*OHHHHHGGHHGHG YEAHGGGGHGGHGH*
I love that mfer
Who is it
8:01 I cant help but think that this man, outside his videos has the softest, most delicate and respectful voice in the world
34:10 imagine if the kid just went "You managed to add a couple new ones in there but yeah, that's right."
I like how Schlatt's smile in the tiktok ranking thumbnails gets smaller and smaller each episode that comes out.
Its his crippling depression from the sheer amount of bullshittery his viewers send him.
Schlatt always knows when it's Time To Smile. 🧑
I find it hilarious how he just plastered his face over Jawsh's too
@@mac_sourThat channel has to be him
i just checked other thumbnails and its true lmfao
Such a “shame” this “well acclaimed” series has come to an “end”, I’m truly “devastated”
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
tbh im happy. if this series was a joke it def dragged
@@p-__"Schlatt"
real
There will still be setup or presentation reactions though
I like how at 1:18 the guy says "I didn't like this video, don't watch it" and the like button still glows up
36:09 the only way to restock a fridge is to put random stuff in to random places like coca cola next to the butter
I didn't expect this series to have a finale! Just like how those people didn't expect to have their lives get a finale from "Schlatt".
Like that one homeless man he killed by luring him with a can of baked beans
that “day” in “1999” sure was an exciting “finale” for “everyone”!
Funnily enough, it looks like finale was removed from the title! Just like how the "ending" was taken away from all those people 24 years ago! Remember to Smile! 🧑
It seems that "Schlatt" has removed the finale from the title! He's trying to hide what he did but we all know!
he removed it from the title, just like how he removed the hearts of those 17 men in '99. never forget, god bless
Love how jshlatt is slowly getting unhappier in the thumbnail of each tiktok reaction video
Fr, by the next one he’ll be crying
@crazyghost8940 Hopefully he'll go back to making normal videos after that.
Very good copied comment.
@@capperbuns where. I didn't mean to copy one if I did lol.
No wonder they suck so hard I can go find better on my own I don’t need some guy just reacting to it while I’m watching them
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bro literally posted a meth recipe in the yt comment section ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@BetterCallBigShotAutos yes
Kennyboyboyd is the absolute highlight of this video. I'm gonna bring that kinda energy to all the good shit in life.
I'll miss being able to watch Schlatt continuously invent more stages of grief whilst watching tiktoks.
Yeah. We lost a legend. Fly high "schlatt" 🕊
RIP
1999(allegedly) - 2025 September 12
Whilst
Whilst
@@No.00000that’s a specific date. Whatcha planning
Everyone talks about Schlatt’s reaction to the cursed videos, but watching his face light up whenever a cat does something cute just warms my heart. He do be a cat guy
Nigga u a meat rider
1k likes, no comments? Wth
Am 1k like
Yum
@@maddixandrosie8897NO LITTLE CHINESE BOY DON'T!!!
Very refreshing.
29:48 dude got circumsized on the wrong end💀💀💀
@4:40 LMAO! Mingus and Cornville is the intersection at the entrance of Cottonwood Arizona in Yavapai county, where I USE TO LIVE I cannot believe that just happened to me now, I moved from there 3 months ago. My house was like 10 minutes from that intersection.
I still love that cicadas have no concept of larger creatures. So when anyone picks them up, its not a scream of alarm. Its more of an "AYO, WHY THIS TREE GRABBIN ME-"
A-And wouldn't that be alarm?....
@@_12k70 not really. More like a scream of "the fuck?"
Confusion, basically.
@@MaxGaming-gp6ij i find the goofy lil fellers cute, dunno why
@@yeetneet5334 eat
@@vGorf ?
let’s appreciate the amount of work “Schlitoris” puts deep inside of us , just like he put those women 6 feet deep in the ground in ‘99.
Yes.
Last
yes
Yes.
SCHLITORIS????
10:51 is timed way too perfectly i love that so much
“Schlatt” always knows how to “rank” our tiktoks
Yeah 🥵🥴😏
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
Bro I was legit the first commenter lol
@@awaspnest1014Wth.
@@p-__What-?
It's a very bittersweet feeling for schlatt to finish this series but honestly I feel schlatt is at his best when he's innovating a new format.
I love watching him react to unhinged videos though
Now wait for finale rematch, grand finale, and grand finale rematch. Mark my words
@@codysvlogdaysand I liked watching him play Minecraft, all things come to an end
How will he get money now, it’s not like he can do anything but tiktok rankings with the brain rot we have given him
@@TristanAD_Check the sleep deprived channel. He still plays minecraft.
I miss mattpatt
So do I
@@user-no2pf9ly6ookay
Rest in piss jschlitoris
I miss my wife
@@hazen_horrorz Don't ask "schplarp" what he did to her back in '99.
I love the part when he ranks the TikTok’s ❤
I love how the face on his thumbnails progressively get less happier everytime
Oh my god you’re right💀
WTF U WERE RIGHT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He’s learning to accept this new reality
Learning to love this new hell he has invented for himself
oh shit you're right
He’s accepted his new fate of being forced to watch cursed tik toks
So glad schlong was able to find another adjective to describe these TikToks 🙏
Thank goodness he stopped too, otherwise he would of run out
schlong 😭😭
He actually has brain rot from all the tiktoks, every day his vocabulary shrinks
SCHLONG?!?!??
@@kermitthegameryuh huh
Seeing Schlarticus lose his mind about keyboards is hilarious, glad to see he's learning how ridiculous it it lolol
the zoom in on that ad break was slick.
A finale for Schlatt is just a new beginning for Schlatt
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
@@p-__that’s fair 😂
Who is schlatt
just like one crime often times lead to a next
@@JustAnotherUA-camrGuyexactly
I love watching Schlatt go through 15 different characters arcs in one video.
Schloak is such an inspiration to me. I'm so glad I now know his specific coordinates.
Schlatt: I’m going to go outside!
Also Schlatt: *Lives in Austin*
I love how these TikTok videos always have a recurring character within them. The screaming food guy is good
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dude sounds like a post apocalyptic cyborg biker on a bike that uses flamethrowers as exhausts
YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BABY
He has the voice of a v8 revving
Amazing how AI has come a long way. Despite the sad passing of our beloved Jschlatt, the AI that took over replicates Schlatt's way of talking, reacting, and interacting to a near perfect degree. There's basically zero difference.
I love your mother
@@Jonathan-vn2cti prefer your sister
@@TylerTMG Personally, in my humble opinion, I prefer both.
I love your father
@@Ribeye_sandwich finally a real dilf enjoyer just like jschlatt
“JimmyHere” has really gotten more mature.
As soon as that guy said 'i didnt like this video dont watch this' an ad popped up on my screen and i legit thought it was part of the vid till i rewatched it
Every day, shclatt looks more and more like an uncle who you see like twice a year but it's a blast every time.
Can confirm, just with my cousin not my uncle
i miss him more and more every day ❤️
The same uncle you know who did some fucked up shit back in... lets say 1999.
@@ekamsingh1640 😦😦😦
and just like schlatt he should've been in prison
jschatt: having a normal commentary
boydboyd: YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY!!!!!
man's voice is like a fukin motorcycle engine
OHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
vector from despicable me
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAÆÆÆÆÆHHHHHHHHH!!!!
He sounds like a gtr
As a former citizen whose first phone was a Samsung Galaxy J7, that was incredibly accurate of you, Schlatt. (15:46)
3:59 every where I look, I see his face
Me too buddy. Me too...
I'm so glad Schlatt prepared us one last video before he died. He really did care about our community, and I'll miss him a lot.
What do you mean by that?
Did he actually die?
I don't think he died cus then it would be all over UA-cam and he would have posted a video or something about it
@@W1tchyWayzVrChat He died trust me. It was unavailable on twitch because had a heart attack on stream, which legally can't be recorded due to a new rule enacted by the US Department of public Viewing, in the 14h section of Snuff exposure Act 34. Google Schlatt Rule 34 to find out more. I still can't believe it happened.
@@W1tchyWayzVrChat what do yo mean men he died
I love how you can see the gradual degradation of joy in his face from thumbnail to thumbnail.
Holy shit you're right
kinda sad
😆😁😄😃😀😶
He kept his promise and made time to smile.
Jschlatt cures my anxiety
Jschlatt is the definition of the guy who has no life but way too many friends 💀
Literally me
@@KarthurGaming Nah you don't have those
@@stealthy1223 sounds like deflection ngl
@@stealthy1223Bruh why your immediate reaction is to hate on the poor guy, go find inner peace bro
I was gonna say me, but I don’t want to be hit with the “nah you don’t have those” because that will hurt my feelings.
It was truly a saga we shall never forget.
Thank you for everything, Gayshat. 🤝
G'dayshat
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
yes
@@p-__nuh uh
🫡
As a brit i can confirm that turning those big light switches on must be satisfying. We have slightly smaller ones over here.
Livy Dunne Rizzed up baby gronk.
just wanted to say, you Schlatt look absolutely fresh and gorgeous now, so glad you're alive and making content for us
Eating tiny schlatt boys
with that fresh haircut
@@genevevil he's hotter than ever with it!
i love how every single tiktok video jschlatt has made has some sort of reappearing "villain" or "antagonist" that shows up at the most unexpected times
YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
And "he" always tries to predict what bullshit is about to happen only to see something unexpected lmao
Let's Appreciate How Much Work Jschlizophrenic Puts Into Causing WW4
baby gronk rizzed up schlatt
6:49 Y'all I have excellent news! kennyboyboyd is now at 151k followers and 2.1M likes!
OH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOHHH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
OOHH YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BABY!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BABY!
I like how Schlatt forgot to cut part of the video but properly cut the audio, meaning that the video itself is a minute behind the audio for half of the video
i cannot believe no one else noticed in the comments, I thought I was crazy
Finally someone else mentioned it I thought I was insane
I thought I was going insane thank god someone else noticed this
i think the comment section are just full of bots, I couldnt find anyone else mentioning this.
i thought i was losing my mind thank you
"I love taking advice from vinyl figures" HOLY HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The "YEAH" guy is was hilarious!🤣
i like how jsclatts reaction to seeing someone who looks like him is practically identical to what cats do in the same situation
What? Isn't it literally him!?
miss the livestream version of this format, shlatt seeing chat always added a spice to the mix that just him watching tiktoks seems to miss out on
ITS NOT FREE! YOU CANT TAKE THOSE
Same the series was much better when it was the 3hr lives
I miss when the JschlattLIVE had cut down videos of livestreams
with twitch going to shit it's kinda understandable but at the same time he has to watch them anyway.
It’s a shame he doesn’t stream anymore
Can’t wait for the next one to be flooded with the “RUHT BEAHR” man we’ve now all seen
Schlatt can bully anyone he wants and also make everyone happy all at once
It's almost like he's still with us...
RIP "Schlatt", you'll always be in our hearts...
R.I.P. “Shatt”
He’ll always be in our hearts
Rip schlut you will be missed
RIP🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅( i couldn't find the dove)
RIP schrade you will be missed
Rip "Slutt"
Fly high king 👑
I like how "Schlatt" called the video the finale but then changed the title when he realized how much money it made him
"i would rather not be doin this but they get way too many views so im gonna keep doin em"
-shit 11:59
@@ter2364 shit
Holy shit I just realized he changed it
thank you schlatt i oreoed some gamer gupps and it got here today
The fact that there is no reaction to the vid at 11:31
Thank you Shatt for this “finale” can’t wait to see more TikTok’s ranked!!!
“ranked”
“”””r a n k e d””””
Watching Schlatt react to the damn keyboards has me falling down my stairs 😂
they naming keyboards like its rule34 tags
was it thonky when you fell?
bro was too thwomby fr
your keyboard is: damn keyboard
As someone who is really avid into custom keyboards, everything sounds so stupid. Even I get confused when people call boards “thocky” because it was used to describe the sound of “topre switches” not mechanical switches.
I loved the part we're he ranked mingus
The fact that he just has a gun in arms reach 💀
1:32 I swear, that bug just screamed.
Most definitely
I miss chat’s reaction to these tiktoks some of them were funny and it added a lot more personality to the video
i wish he kept streaming
What happened
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
@@TheMarianadealmeidahe doxxed the chatters and one got killed so he stopped streaming
@owenmeier Honestly I know its a joke but the fact I can believe this 💀
Shlurp knows the details of what he did in 99’
It’s six am but watching Schlatt makes it so much better
I love how each of these Tik Tok react videos has their own antagonist
Who do you think was the antagonist for this video? I personally think it was the guy who would just scream “yeah” at the food
@@emeryduhgamer nah he's one of the few side protagonists, This one there's a few but I think the shorts youtubers are a good candidate
@@TacticalBaguette yeah probably, the guy I mentioned is probably the comedy relief of the party along with maybe the guys who kept singing made you look
@@TacticalBaguetteI'd say it's the Baby Gronk cocaine stare guy
the tiny Chinese boys guy was like the Collector from marvel
I love how he removed the "(FINALE)" from the video title. He knew damn well we are not yet satisfied
real
Thank God. I can’t exist without schlatt reacting to TikToks
He knew. He knew.
Im sorry Schlarg, but not even you could win against The Theorizing Tzar himself, Matpat.
Schlatts key board rant is everything
Seeing “Finale” brought such a wide smile to my face. Excited to see what’s in store for the future
Same, it made me a smiler
@@dima320NX Time to smile!
I love when schlatt always reminds me when it's Time To Smile. 🧑
18:55 tf is Miles Morales doing here
Jeez chill this is our miles in our universe
And yes.
It's canon.
2:25 I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment
Schlagg has the children locked away...
I can’t believe Schlatt is never going to not rank our tiktoks but instead just watch them again
schlatt should do a jambo stream. im surprised he hasn't done one already tbh. just put a camera in front of him and the chat will go wild
does he know
does he know
@@yd4079 i dont think he knows man
There’s a 24 hour vod that’s just a camera pointing towards Jambo the entire time
@@pissy4164 i dont think he knows man
19:12 could have my gucci on
Splooge always ranks out TikTok’s amazingly
Schlut out here ending ranking TikTok’s without actually ranking the TikTok’s 💀
Schlut
dont disrespect my man schlwhore here
@@JustAnotherUA-camrGuy man… it’s the name of the game to disrespect schlornStar
I’ve had so much fun watching all these, but the only reason I laugh is because of Schlatt’s reaction
Same
Bot comment ^^
Same
@@bonkers5451 wish I was a bot at this point lol
My farts are better than Schlatt’s farts 💨
I like how in each one of these “ranking your _ TikTok’s” schlatt gets unhappier and unhappier in each thumbnail
Jschlatt the person who did the pool thing is “dailydose” sm like that
13:13 this is what hell sounds like
24:36 Schlatt actually doing the channel and getting other UA-camrs to join him is so funny
Doing who??
@@ThatOneCatGamePlayer your mom
@@torgrim3663sooooo funny man
@@ThatOneCatGamePlayertime to smile 😊
I rate this channel a 9/11, has some improvements, but overall great…
Ah, yes McDonald's order number 0, the McWettuce
SIR YOU NEED TO STOP
I love how "Schlatt" ranked the videos