Random Holdfast: Nations at War Bullshittery (part 1)

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  • Опубліковано 11 вер 2024
  • A collection of livestream highlights from Holdfast Nations at War.
    The posh, upper class British officer: "Dinklebean" - / dinklebean
    The Boston accented admin: "KJ" - / kayjaylive_
    The enthusiastic French officer: "[89e] COL Jean Baptiste" - Contact details unknown.
    The spitting officer - "[95th] Col.Richard Sharpe" - Contact details unknown.
    The usurped officer - "ZF Digby" - / digbytathamwarter

КОМЕНТАРІ • 7 тис.

  • @wyvernf6644
    @wyvernf6644 4 роки тому +9487

    "Where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy, sir"
    That's already more than we can expect from Soviet and company, promote that man.

  • @siddharthbhatia8815
    @siddharthbhatia8815 4 роки тому +12415

    "I only got this position because my father was wealthy."
    We appreciate honesty and historical accuracy

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 4 роки тому +103

      Cromwell is having a stroke in his grave

    • @siddharthbhatia8815
      @siddharthbhatia8815 4 роки тому +270

      @@Starfightingf104 I've seen Downton Abbey, the rich dude who owned the mansion got the officer job

    • @Starfightingf104
      @Starfightingf104 3 роки тому +14

      ヴァリ hollywood stole my 4skin lmao

    • @aporlarepublica
      @aporlarepublica 3 роки тому +49

      Except in the artillery corps. They appreciate competence when they go shooty-shooty...

    • @roblangada4516
      @roblangada4516 3 роки тому +25

      @@Starfightingf104 Thank you for the recommendation sir, as always, history has more nuance than comedy allows for. I see he also has a video about ships of the line. Looks like I have a new channel to binge.

  • @drdiabeetus4419
    @drdiabeetus4419 4 роки тому +2534

    That's how you know someone's a TRUE fan, when they recognize you in the game and instead of gushing at you, they IMMEDIATELY give you shit

    • @samkul1699
      @samkul1699 4 роки тому +270

      Destructive criticism

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 роки тому +92

      @@samkul1699 In this case, it was either a joke or, well, that. But if it is destructive criticism, it's not the most harmful destructive criticism I've ever heard. It's actually one of the most tame examples of destructive criticism I've ever heard.

    • @olmocaparros7142
      @olmocaparros7142 4 роки тому +179

      positive destructive criticism

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 4 роки тому +77

      @@olmocaparros7142 Sir, I like your attitude. I'm borrowing that, forever.

    • @olmocaparros7142
      @olmocaparros7142 4 роки тому +11

      @@Kasiarzynka XD

  • @RealRaven6229
    @RealRaven6229 3 роки тому +11241

    The hilarious thing about this is how people act like maniacs. But they act like maniacs *in character*

  • @reapersteelwolf4327
    @reapersteelwolf4327 4 роки тому +3020

    "Kenneth was a man and a hero who will not be forgot after the great counter charge".
    Child: what was his last words?
    "IM CHARGING HERE!"

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 4 роки тому +21

      Kenneth: Kenneth hear someone has spoke *Kenneth's name?*

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 4 роки тому +4

      Ardantop132 n/a Rimmy has disowned keeneth, keeneth is in the public’s hands now! Make a keeneth x rimmy fic!

    • @that1calledsam288
      @that1calledsam288 4 роки тому

      im charing here

    • @goose4919
      @goose4919 4 роки тому +1

      No
      His last words were "ROCKMANIA LIVES". Godspeed Kenneth

    • @gluesniffingdude
      @gluesniffingdude 4 роки тому

      I'M CHAHGIN' 'ERE!

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 4 роки тому +4258

    “What are you- your not qualified are you”
    Sir, I don’t think anyone here is

  • @Feiyyun
    @Feiyyun 4 роки тому +3927

    In the words of a previous Holdfast video:
    _"Why are there so many gentlemen from the colonies?"_

    • @ninjaman717
      @ninjaman717 4 роки тому +66

      Americans like shoving it to British people that we successfully succeeded from them, even if we have to play as France.

    • @thatguyjayce4467
      @thatguyjayce4467 4 роки тому +126

      @@ninjaman717 we must enter the highest echelons of the British army to remind them that we are indeed "walking here"

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 4 роки тому +21

      @@ninjaman717 ah, fantasy playtime is it? I, too like Bilbo Baggins.

    • @evelyngravatt3198
      @evelyngravatt3198 4 роки тому +1

      @@spongmongler6760 ah is it fantasy time? Britain won ww2 all by herself.

    • @spongmongler6760
      @spongmongler6760 4 роки тому +8

      @@evelyngravatt3198 *the US won WW2 all by itself*
      fixed your typo

  • @mariusweber4990
    @mariusweber4990 3 роки тому +4509

    3:15 You know it's an authentic military experience when the commanding officer defends his position by means of authoritative spitting.

    • @jamesharding3459
      @jamesharding3459 Рік тому +131

      I once knew a platoon sergeant who would aggressively spit whenever the LT was saying something stupid to drown him out until he realized.

  • @alpine7313
    @alpine7313 4 роки тому +2191

    "WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GENTLEMEN FROM THE COLONIES?"

    • @anvilgamestudios
      @anvilgamestudios 4 роки тому +48

      He was a bit out of his comfort zone that one you can surely tell.

    • @jyhan1q94
      @jyhan1q94 4 роки тому +63

      I'M WALKIN' HERE!!!!!

    • @anannoyedpanda
      @anannoyedpanda 4 роки тому +1

      I love dinkle

    • @tierraylibertard
      @tierraylibertard 4 роки тому +4

      Isn't it a New York accent though? Not a Boston one I thought

    • @Phambleton
      @Phambleton 4 роки тому

      (Also at the same time) "Hello big boys how are we all doing?"

  • @Peptuck
    @Peptuck 4 роки тому +3288

    "What are ya gonna do, stab me?"
    -New Yorker who was stabbed

    • @specissad8346
      @specissad8346 4 роки тому +91

      It’s actually a New York accent

    • @ThatBloodyHobo
      @ThatBloodyHobo 4 роки тому +15

      I'm pretty sure that's going to be my last words.

    • @anbitye2134
      @anbitye2134 4 роки тому +5

      I read Bosnian

    • @Peptuck
      @Peptuck 4 роки тому +3

      spec is sad Fixed it, thank you.

    • @KamikazeeAliens
      @KamikazeeAliens 4 роки тому +5

      I think is was more of a Brooklyn accent.

  • @Farout656
    @Farout656 4 роки тому +3749

    "This is a strict RP only server"
    *Darude Sandstorm plays in the background*

    • @JadedDragon662
      @JadedDragon662 4 роки тому +53

      RP= Real Penis?🤔

    • @Wudanty
      @Wudanty 4 роки тому +17

      @@Farout656 im not sure if you just wooshed or im about to woosh

    • @JadedDragon662
      @JadedDragon662 4 роки тому +3

      @@Farout656 /s, remember the French

    • @swolemole69
      @swolemole69 4 роки тому +1

      Whats darude sandstorm

    • @Wudanty
      @Wudanty 4 роки тому +11

      @@swolemole69 we're not going that way.

  • @kurtaustria8868
    @kurtaustria8868 3 роки тому +2487

    KJ's death are one of those stories where they're heavily praised for "being the last person alive and with only a handgun was able to kill 3 people until death" lmao

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 Рік тому +27

      and flagstabs

    • @FrostReave
      @FrostReave Рік тому +8

      4:40

    • @thaurane
      @thaurane Рік тому +12

      We need more KJ

    • @csmith4892
      @csmith4892 11 місяців тому +6

      reminded me of paulie walnuts from sopranos, ey tone remember the time i was in the naoepelonic war hehe

    • @Bagster321
      @Bagster321 8 місяців тому +1

      I believe they call it "Patriotic sacrifice"

  • @CosmicHarusaki
    @CosmicHarusaki 4 роки тому +852

    I love how the “I’m walkin’ ‘ere!” line became a meme.
    “I’m Chargin’ ‘ere!”

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому

      Don't let this distract you from the fact that I am the ugliest UA-camr worldwide. I also smell like 100 de*d orangutans and have two hot hot hot girlfriends as you can see on my highly stimulating channel. Greetings, dear cos

    • @robosoldier11
      @robosoldier11 4 роки тому +3

      Got to admit Idk whether id be terrified or confused seeing a bunch of Anxed people with an accent running at me yelling "I'm Charging ere!"

  • @jericoco6312
    @jericoco6312 4 роки тому +2590

    "I hit one, sir"
    "Well done where did you aim, sir?"
    "At the enemy, sir"
    Fair enough

    • @ajohnymous5699
      @ajohnymous5699 4 роки тому +82

      Sounds like some shit a private would say to a drill sergeant, I fucking love it.

    • @MinecraftMW09
      @MinecraftMW09 4 роки тому +43

      its hard to argue with his logic.

    • @Skud1st
      @Skud1st 4 роки тому +20

      Kinda reminds me of Forest Gump

    • @xyrenegade
      @xyrenegade 4 роки тому +31

      Even the voice reminds me of Monty Python hahahaha

    • @gazzgaspay4841
      @gazzgaspay4841 4 роки тому +6

      @@ajohnymous5699 i'm not a military person, but whats the right reply? The "9 oclock front" thing?

  • @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343
    @cantonnierbethcepourlavhy6343 4 роки тому +4138

    "WE'RE GONNA TAKE THEIR WOMENS AND SATISFY THEM !!!" is a pretty brutal insult i must say

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 4 роки тому +327

      @the sun is a deadly lazer what? to balance that statement out?

    • @yohanzahf.3078
      @yohanzahf.3078 4 роки тому +16

      @@razagan1343 LMAO

    • @ottokarl5427
      @ottokarl5427 4 роки тому +94

      Not gonna lie, the whole speech was actually pretty badass

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 4 роки тому +8

      @@ottokarl5427 true true

    • @reinardish
      @reinardish 3 роки тому +18

      If you read Japan anime porn comic with tags "mind break", "orc", "slave" it will gave you nightmare with that speech lol

  • @moowaidat6089
    @moowaidat6089 3 роки тому +2572

    2:35
    THERE ARE SHADOWS FOR THE SUBTITLES!!!

  • @SwiggityStag
    @SwiggityStag 4 роки тому +7700

    "WHY IS EVERYONE FROM BOSTON?"
    Me, in Boston: Because I'm watching here

  • @ShadowLear3467
    @ShadowLear3467 4 роки тому +3935

    I don't know who that one "admin" guy was at the end, but god dang I love him. His personality is 10/10

    • @bota6575
      @bota6575 4 роки тому +649

      He's KJ. The pixie sneeze guy from Arma

    • @ShadowLear3467
      @ShadowLear3467 4 роки тому +194

      Bo Ta REALLY!?

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 роки тому +222

      @@ShadowLear3467 Yup, really!!! He also streams. You can find him on twitch.tv/kayjaylive_ if you are interested in him

    • @SmokeyOwOs
      @SmokeyOwOs 4 роки тому +175

      Man's just Joe Pesci

    • @MrKeeganimal
      @MrKeeganimal 4 роки тому +249

      He was the highlight of the video, I want him as a regular

  • @kaelang12
    @kaelang12 4 роки тому +4600

    You know a game's fun when players start to rp their characters "seriously"

  • @magatsu4955
    @magatsu4955 3 роки тому +1552

    6:26 The amount of emotion in the “YOU BASTARDS”

  • @chronic5487
    @chronic5487 4 роки тому +4835

    British : “I fear no colony, but that thing.”
    *THE B BUTTON*
    “It scares me”

  • @KieranReed729
    @KieranReed729 4 роки тому +11852

    "I hit one, Sir. I hit one!"
    "Well done. Where did you aim, Sir?"
    "At the enemy, Sir"
    I swear that's a monthy python line right there

    • @roytheboy7057
      @roytheboy7057 4 роки тому +575

      8:44 "i fart in your general direction!"

    • @lothanthefirst3786
      @lothanthefirst3786 4 роки тому +104

      Blackadder

    • @pandukartosedono4107
      @pandukartosedono4107 4 роки тому +64

      @@lothanthefirst3786 just what I was gonna say haha

    • @TheSuspectOnFoot
      @TheSuspectOnFoot 4 роки тому +19

      He must have looked down the right bit

    • @MaximilienBailly3
      @MaximilienBailly3 4 роки тому +27

      Napoleonic Wars players know he ask if he aim above the head, the head, the chest.. for bullet ballistics

  • @sorasarielcl
    @sorasarielcl 4 роки тому +3618

    Everyone: *acting all British, French*
    Kenneth: Absolute gamer

  • @SnorrioK
    @SnorrioK 3 роки тому +504

    9:35 - "At the enemy, Sir", took me back to the epic Baldrick.

  • @dan-ik1sj
    @dan-ik1sj 4 роки тому +2810

    *He returned when the world needed him the most.*

    • @ethanmcfarland8240
      @ethanmcfarland8240 4 роки тому +42

      Womble: the last memeatar

    • @cyrushansen5378
      @cyrushansen5378 4 роки тому +9

      Winston Churchill "for the king CHARGE!"

    • @loafofbakedbread
      @loafofbakedbread 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @ThePSNinjas
      @ThePSNinjas 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah but it’s 10:01 again and it’s an obscure game

    • @johnbeaker8721
      @johnbeaker8721 4 роки тому +15

      @@ThePSNinjas It's not obscure and his 10:01 doesn't mean shit because Soviet doesn't run ads on his videos.

  • @BlazingInferno00
    @BlazingInferno00 4 роки тому +2078

    "WHY IS EVERYONE FROM BOSTON?!" Best line!

    • @ConnorLumsden
      @ConnorLumsden 4 роки тому +1

      Did you just grab that from the thumbnail? xD

    • @PrimalsTrucking
      @PrimalsTrucking 4 роки тому

      Ah yes, that guy from Boston 🤣

    • @adamkaplan357
      @adamkaplan357 4 роки тому +25

      he says about the guy with the New York Jewish accent smh my head

    • @getcancer1542
      @getcancer1542 4 роки тому +2

      slizz Improve what your 1 video

    • @MadamMersive
      @MadamMersive 4 роки тому +3

      ‘Find me a surgeon who can fix death’ is also quality

  • @sharksgetfreehugs8790
    @sharksgetfreehugs8790 4 роки тому +3922

    "Sir, I hit one."
    "Well done, where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy, sir."
    Even if he's on the French side, this British humour is just so on point.

    • @ImMattFromAus
      @ImMattFromAus 4 роки тому +92

      By God he's cracked it!

    • @Kai0240
      @Kai0240 4 роки тому +17

      his on a French side tho not on the British side but still it's funny.

    • @michaelnicholas7944
      @michaelnicholas7944 4 роки тому +90

      The most Monty Pyhon line I've heard in years 😂

    • @kartoffelschloss6425
      @kartoffelschloss6425 4 роки тому +1

      You spelled humor wrong.

    • @Kai0240
      @Kai0240 4 роки тому +39

      It's a British spelling of humour

  • @narotama3412
    @narotama3412 3 роки тому +505

    7:25 Now that, is the most supportive sentences I've ever seen, I would die for him

  • @superskills1017
    @superskills1017 4 роки тому +2810

    British:
    Formation and discipline
    French:
    *Press 'B' for revolution

  • @judgemental9253
    @judgemental9253 3 роки тому +20077

    I love how he finds Soviet, and instead of being a stereotypical fan, he just yells at him to fix his upload schedule.

    • @edlenorgaeron8003
      @edlenorgaeron8003 3 роки тому +476

      Who's that guy actually?

    • @flavivsaetivs5738
      @flavivsaetivs5738 3 роки тому +631

      I'm sorry kind sir but would you please point out the moment of the video?

    • @ahmadfahim9356
      @ahmadfahim9356 3 роки тому +736

      @@flavivsaetivs5738 1:17

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 3 роки тому +364

      It's something we can all agree with

    • @sethroberts2485
      @sethroberts2485 3 роки тому +1340

      Dude, that IS the stereotype for sovietwomble fans.

  • @NoobmasterJM9
    @NoobmasterJM9 4 роки тому +5260

    "Is that the SovietWomble?
    Fix your upload schedule!"
    Lost my shit hhh

    • @TheGamingChefOG
      @TheGamingChefOG 4 роки тому +38

      I went bonkers on that one haha. Hilarious! 😂

    • @padfoot1178
      @padfoot1178 4 роки тому +42

      Francis Chung he’s not wrong tho

    • @user-op7sy6ny3o
      @user-op7sy6ny3o 4 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/JRClV14hJ2A/v-deo.html

    • @HaruuMin47
      @HaruuMin47 4 роки тому +17

      He's not wrong though HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @humanoidwolf
      @humanoidwolf 4 роки тому +17

      @@HaruuMin47 hes right fix your schedule sovietwomble or half of your fans are going to call you two things womble is a f
      And sovietwomble is a sellout

  • @ivanradstrom9939
    @ivanradstrom9939 3 роки тому +1053

    4:40 Of course it's the italian man being keen to switch sides lol.

    • @UnfitRuler
      @UnfitRuler 3 роки тому +30

      I thought he was american

    • @ivanradstrom9939
      @ivanradstrom9939 3 роки тому +160

      @@UnfitRuler Italian heritage. New York ya know.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 3 роки тому +49

      @@UnfitRuler He sounded like Joe Pesci from Good Fellows xD

    • @ivanradstrom9939
      @ivanradstrom9939 3 роки тому +13

      @Bazukin Belyugovich Well atleast he sounded italian american and that's what counts.

    • @chasehall1501
      @chasehall1501 3 роки тому +2

      Ivan Rådström Boston*

  • @ZOCCOK
    @ZOCCOK 4 роки тому +4286

    Soldier: "I hit one sir, I hit one"
    Sergeant: "Well done where did you aim, sir?"
    Soldier: "At the enemy sir."
    *Well you can't argue with his assessment*

    • @snip105
      @snip105 4 роки тому +3

      Sayo me to 😂😂😂

    • @FilipFje
      @FilipFje 4 роки тому +8

      @@thelichking7460 9:29

    • @Dawniac
      @Dawniac 4 роки тому +7

      I laugh till i drop from my chair at this part.. dammit..

    • @aboredburrito5010
      @aboredburrito5010 4 роки тому +7

      Can’t argue with results

    • @kinghyperion5152
      @kinghyperion5152 4 роки тому +7

      What a fckn bright lad he was... 🤣🤣🤣

  • @load_out
    @load_out 4 роки тому +1281

    "The French army never retreats she only advances, sometimes we advance in the other direction, okay?"
    Brilliant XD

    • @Oxley016
      @Oxley016 4 роки тому +19

      Especially in the other direction of Moscow! xD

    • @generalhyde007
      @generalhyde007 4 роки тому +1

      That should be t shirt material.

    • @load_out
      @load_out 4 роки тому +1

      Oxley 😂

    • @load_out
      @load_out 4 роки тому

      Hyde yeah definitely

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 3 роки тому +4

      Especially if the Germans are coming

  • @TheJokerX94
    @TheJokerX94 4 роки тому +4210

    "Let's have a sword fight, come on"
    *handgun*
    can't blame him for being deceitful

    • @chicknorton8839
      @chicknorton8839 4 роки тому +61

      Like a true Brit! 🤬❤

    • @TheJokerX94
      @TheJokerX94 4 роки тому +43

      @@chicknorton8839 if my enemy offered to fight with a sword and i had a gun, as a Brit I'd definitely shoot them. May be dishonourable but remember, history is wrote by the victors :)

    • @JamesDavis-mm2mi
      @JamesDavis-mm2mi 4 роки тому +11

      Chick Norton like a true new englander😂

    • @chibani-
      @chibani- 4 роки тому +10

      Well that's represent well the british mindset.

    • @itzzbowserjr
      @itzzbowserjr 4 роки тому +28

      Not just that, even after the handgun he used a fucking flag instead xD

  • @nicholasleclerc1583
    @nicholasleclerc1583 3 роки тому +481

    8:48
    OMG, I’VE JUST REALIZED THEY’VE LITERALLY JUST “farted in [the British’s] general direction !”

    • @crazyjack3357
      @crazyjack3357 Рік тому +24

      That because their mothers was a hamster and their fathers smelt of elderberries

  • @addman45
    @addman45 4 роки тому +6988

    The Posh Upper Class accent was amazing, and I could hear that man's curled mustache from the states

    • @KabilanKarthikeyan16
      @KabilanKarthikeyan16 3 роки тому +386

      thats his actual accent with a bit more exaggeration, he's a really good streamer. His twitch is in the description.

    • @wilschaafsma6068
      @wilschaafsma6068 3 роки тому +25

      I could here his buck teeth

    • @TheJanvicgwaps
      @TheJanvicgwaps 3 роки тому +9

      @@KabilanKarthikeyan16 whats his stream name?

    • @Bungoooo
      @Bungoooo 2 роки тому +10

      colonies*

    • @tomasfong40
      @tomasfong40 2 роки тому +35

      he is the very image of a modern mayor General

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 4 роки тому +605

    "I've hit one, sir!"
    "Well done! Where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy, sir!"
    i'm surprised this wasn't an actual conversation during the napoleonic wars

    • @boopjackrex7598
      @boopjackrex7598 4 роки тому +55

      Who says it wasn’t

    • @mattthespyd3r969
      @mattthespyd3r969 4 роки тому +20

      I can see this actually happen

    • @EnthuZee
      @EnthuZee 4 роки тому +52

      I swear that line could have been straight out of a Monty Python sketch

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 роки тому +9

      I also think it sounds more like part of a Monty Python skit, although I would've said "Right between his legs, sir!".

    • @marciolucas6541
      @marciolucas6541 4 роки тому

      @@boopjackrex7598 what do u mean?

  • @ForelliBoy
    @ForelliBoy 4 роки тому +1331

    in history class: "man it must've taken a real disciplined, steadfast military genius to outwit napoleon"
    what actually happened:

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 роки тому +56

      That's ZF for you. Not taking anything seriously and still somehow managing to win. It's like they're all constantly in a Monty Python skit.

    • @ProperDaveXD001
      @ProperDaveXD001 4 роки тому +36

      Theres no such thing as battlefield competence, the side that screws up next to last wins.

    • @gmbrusselsprout
      @gmbrusselsprout 4 роки тому +3

      *" I ' M W A L K I N' H E R E!!"*

    • @tapper9564
      @tapper9564 4 роки тому +2

      IM CHARGIN HERE

  • @tyvankenyon4964
    @tyvankenyon4964 3 роки тому +2772

    “How do I ADS?”
    “Its a musket, Soviet.”
    “Yeah but how do I aim?”
    “Soviet, it's a musket.”
    “Wait, that's it?! I can't hit shit with this!”
    “ITS A FUCKING MUSKET SOVIET!”

    • @Sgtnolisten
      @Sgtnolisten 3 роки тому +89

      He doesn't realize he now has the perfect excuse for his piss poor aim.

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 3 роки тому +108

      His accuracy should go up with one of these things. Hear me out.
      Soviet cannot hit what he aims at. Muskets cannot hit what they aim at. Therefore, all Soviet has to do is aim *normally*. The two double negatives will cancel, resuting in a shot enemy.

    • @zennyouki1337
      @zennyouki1337 3 роки тому +23

      @@CiaranMaxwell Genius-!

    • @snakevenom4954
      @snakevenom4954 2 роки тому +4

      @@CiaranMaxwell Yeah, like PEMDAS

    • @archtitans54
      @archtitans54 Рік тому +2

      @@SgtnolistenAlso in Womble’s defence, Cyanide missed a _planet._

  • @alexandergrove7619
    @alexandergrove7619 4 роки тому +673

    "the French army is just men screaming"
    -Sun tzu

    • @ommsterlitz1805
      @ommsterlitz1805 4 роки тому +13

      "VIVE LA FRANCE !" and "VIVE L'EMPEREUR !" the most powerful words in history

    • @zeelmehta1847
      @zeelmehta1847 4 роки тому

      More like complete and total anarchy lmao

    • @Joseph-us9ti
      @Joseph-us9ti 4 роки тому +1

      VIVE LA FRANCE!!

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  4 роки тому +6209

    So being the earliest entry in what will likely be a series, I decided to feature much of the earlier games with mostly the English vs French. I expect the later additions will feature the Prussians, Russians, the rockets and the cavalry. Along with a compilation of all those brutal cannonball deaths.

    • @omni5ive739
      @omni5ive739 4 роки тому +135

      If this intro is anything to go by, the compilation of cannonball deaths is gonna be golden

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 роки тому +92

      Holy fuck womble, I understand what you meant when you said that the vive le france section took time. That bit is glorius. Also great work on hiding the text at instances when the weapons move on the screen. The masking is once again really good.

    • @brysonfrost645
      @brysonfrost645 4 роки тому +1

      Hi soviet

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 роки тому +27

      Also great job with the digby and the spitting commander. I fucking lost it there

    • @crankyrack9001
      @crankyrack9001 4 роки тому +5

      10/10

  • @unintelligentlifeform3821
    @unintelligentlifeform3821 4 роки тому +895

    You cannot convince me that this isn’t a Monty Python skit.

    • @m4monitor979
      @m4monitor979 4 роки тому +3

      Your right

    • @chrisca
      @chrisca 4 роки тому +22

      If reason cannot be applied, unreasonable means must be taken.
      Brother Santodes... *convince them*

    • @scar-j1975
      @scar-j1975 4 роки тому +16

      They need to add another musician class that plays the coconuts.
      Speed enhancements.

    • @Italiankid1029
      @Italiankid1029 4 роки тому +7

      A brooklyn italian on the battlegrounds of waterloo would be an instant classic monty python sketch

    • @stefanheier8363
      @stefanheier8363 4 роки тому +3

      @@chrisca LOOK AT MY SWEET ARMORMITE

  • @paganinitv7528
    @paganinitv7528 3 роки тому +438

    As a New Yorker it pains me that soviet said the classic "I'm walking 'ere!!!" was from Boston.

  • @RexRagerunner
    @RexRagerunner 4 роки тому +1927

    "Let's have a sword fight, come on"
    *pulls out handgun*
    Props to the guy who brough handgun to a sword fight.
    Edit: or props to Soviet for bringing a sword to a gun fight.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 роки тому +62

      Clearly he learned well from the Henry Jones Junior school of sword fighting

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 4 роки тому +20

      @@weldonwin or you know, the Jack Sparrow school of sword fighting.

    • @boopjackrex7598
      @boopjackrex7598 4 роки тому +4

      Kirito the Abridged God or the Destiny school of sword fighting

    • @oldfrend
      @oldfrend 4 роки тому +8

      @@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 Indy did it first and best

    • @atiri5201
      @atiri5201 4 роки тому +1

      Parry this you filthy casual

  • @midnight_matter8707
    @midnight_matter8707 4 роки тому +1574

    "Sir, I hit one!"
    "Where did you aim?"
    "... At the enemy."
    The fact that came as a suprise to Digby explains a few things...

    • @manoszamp1045
      @manoszamp1045 4 роки тому +33

      reminds me of biggus dickus

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 4 роки тому +34

      I’d think he doesn’t play competitive much then?
      For those who don’t know, the officer was asking for shot call: bottom reticle on feet, knees, crotch, stomach, chest, neck, heads, or hats.

    • @basilcrab
      @basilcrab 4 роки тому +15

      @@manoszamp1045 exactly what i thought, sounds like something outta monty python

    • @juno_xoxo
      @juno_xoxo 4 роки тому +1

      i think because they were firing bullets randomly to try and figure out where the enemy is lmao

    • @TheCat48488
      @TheCat48488 4 роки тому +2

      To be honest, I never expected the commisar to be in Soviet's video

  • @Grimor9
    @Grimor9 4 роки тому +2501

    "I'm from a place where people dress properly!" - says the person wearing black socks with sandals.

    • @Spudgonzo
      @Spudgonzo 4 роки тому +60

      And tartan shorts

    • @AgentRene703
      @AgentRene703 4 роки тому +7

      Ankjok Ming in his csgo vr video

    • @T0MYAMS0UP
      @T0MYAMS0UP 4 роки тому +6

      Linus would praise womble for that choice

    • @galeathh
      @galeathh 4 роки тому +5

      @Ankjok Ming Its in Pavlov bullshittery, but if i link stuff it will make me look like a nonce advertising their channel so I wish you luck in finding it

    • @DaDARKPass
      @DaDARKPass 3 роки тому +2

      Sounds familar.....

  • @braxsnart
    @braxsnart 3 роки тому +97

    4:41 - I have no idea why but I need more of this guy in my life (he honestly sounds like Terk from Tarzan and I’m living for it)

    • @lauriex8832
      @lauriex8832 Рік тому +4

      That explains why his dialect reminds me of a certain fictional character! Thanks for helping me scratch that itch 😅

  • @seancosgrove1378
    @seancosgrove1378 4 роки тому +4043

    "I'm from a place where people dress properly"
    *unsubs in incomprehensible Scottish*

    • @beansontoast6622
      @beansontoast6622 4 роки тому +179

      *Pulls up kilt in indignation*

    • @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808
      @whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 4 роки тому +91

      So is Scotland just Nevil: the country?

    • @stewy497
      @stewy497 4 роки тому +106

      @@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808 Nah, it's a completely different brand of angry gibberish. With more alcohol.

    • @Satanperkele
      @Satanperkele 4 роки тому +15

      I thought incomprehensible was implied as far as Scottish is concerned?

    • @kingpepper5014
      @kingpepper5014 4 роки тому +1

      aye but it was funny

  • @spyfreakm1
    @spyfreakm1 4 роки тому +7417

    When you realize KJ is both the guy who's walkin' here and doing the pixie sneeze at the same time.

  • @Dinklebean
    @Dinklebean 4 роки тому +1356

    Good Lord, right back when I had a horrible microphone but at least some sense of credibility and integrity...
    My how times have changed...
    Either way, good times o7

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 роки тому +27

      We can always count on our posh officer dinkle to lead us straight unto the jaws of death.
      o7 For King George

    • @Dinklebean
      @Dinklebean 4 роки тому +13

      @@reaper7511 Amen, my good man. His Majesty's finest will always be guaranteed a heroic death. Glory will be ours eternally.

    • @minemasterjake2
      @minemasterjake2 4 роки тому +6

      @@Dinklebean! Big fan of your posh accent and especially using it to read it a large amount of followers every time you are raided on twitch its extraordinary how much air your lungs can carry.

    • @bluemoh7
      @bluemoh7 4 роки тому +1

      Dinklebean you did a good job sir

    • @thenymphomancer5592
      @thenymphomancer5592 4 роки тому +6

      The old mic somehow added to the old-timey phonograph feel of it all.
      (APence93) to you good sir.
      And speaking of broken records: Try bannerlord again.

  • @douglasbadger9049
    @douglasbadger9049 3 роки тому +117

    'At the enemy sir' is a callback to classic 50s-60s British comedy and even then it still makes me laugh like a madman every time I see it

  • @AnchisesGamer
    @AnchisesGamer 3 роки тому +4964

    That French team leader was badass, his beginning speech would make anybody be motivated as fuck, I’d fight alongside that man

  • @klepnoth
    @klepnoth 4 роки тому +2658

    "lets have swordfight"
    *puls out a gun*
    Well that sums up England war strategies trough all of it's history.

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 4 роки тому +22

      who pulls out the gun the sword weilder or the opposer

    • @ONE-vt1fz
      @ONE-vt1fz 4 роки тому +17

      This reminds me of a video called “MELEE ME FGHT “

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 4 роки тому +20

      Let's have a calvary fight.
      *Pulls out a longbow.*

    • @bunsonbaker4156
      @bunsonbaker4156 4 роки тому +5

      I mean, if it ain’t broke

    • @zounds4885
      @zounds4885 4 роки тому +7

      perfidious Albion

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 4 роки тому +690

    Soldier: I don't want to die here sarge!
    Sarge: you are not going to die! We are British, we do not die!
    Soldier: *dies*
    Sarge: we...oh shit

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 4 роки тому +9

      He's not dead. he's just taking a permanent nap.

    • @philtkaswahl2124
      @philtkaswahl2124 4 роки тому +8

      That's dies in British, good sir.

  • @corpseteaparty9621
    @corpseteaparty9621 3 роки тому +512

    7:24 low key that's one hell of a speech I'd charge to war with that guy.

  • @cookiexmilk3975
    @cookiexmilk3975 4 роки тому +5425

    “IS THAT THE SOVIETWOMBLE?”
    “oh god”
    “FIX YOUR UPLOAD SCHEDULE”
    god I love this video 😂

  • @dungaloidblastobrain9515
    @dungaloidblastobrain9515 4 роки тому +999

    The best part is that the spitting guy wasn't even an officer. He's just a flag bearer who took over and flexed Digby out of the position lmao.

    • @GraveDigger388
      @GraveDigger388 4 роки тому +103

      F for Digby. Got usurped by a flag bearer.

    • @dungaloidblastobrain9515
      @dungaloidblastobrain9515 4 роки тому +57

      @@GraveDigger388 Spat out of his rank lmao

    • @Ravengagepvl
      @Ravengagepvl 4 роки тому +4

      That was already my favorite part and this makes it so much better.

  • @jayyu8229
    @jayyu8229 4 роки тому +591

    After Womble taught KJ how to say “arse” KJ became unstoppable

    • @shirokku3279
      @shirokku3279 4 роки тому +2

      Wait until he collects the other British pronunciations for common foul language and he'll be like Thanos with all the infinity stones.

    • @thingshappenyt2455
      @thingshappenyt2455 4 роки тому

      The one that sneezes like a pixie? Rofl

    • @jayyu8229
      @jayyu8229 4 роки тому

      ShiRokku 3 I thought they only pronounced “ass” differently. What other secrets are you Brits hiding from us?

  • @LordDeathwing17
    @LordDeathwing17 2 роки тому +252

    “Digby, I’m sorry. I promised your wife that- YOU BASTARDS!!!- I would get you home safely.”
    That exchange was the best.

  • @ronidajoycebueno630
    @ronidajoycebueno630 3 роки тому +6686

    The thing about Soviet's videos is that you actually forgot about it for quite some time, then he uploads out of the blue and then you end up watching all of his videos over again. It's an endless cycle I am willing to submit myself into.

    • @depthshade837
      @depthshade837 3 роки тому +70

      and he don’t monetize his videos

    • @AryaAjiGroons
      @AryaAjiGroons 3 роки тому +19

      i don't mind even if he do

    • @vapor404
      @vapor404 3 роки тому +18

      @@AryaAjiGroons if he did monitise his videos maby that would fix his SHIT UPLOAD SCHEDULE

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 3 роки тому +80

      @@vapor404 Nah, SovietWomble has always said that YT is just his side thing, and that streaming is always his first love. His monetization is primarily from Patreon and streaming.
      He never believed in monetizing content on YT (as you can tell with the current state of YT and YTubers, often relying on sponsors just to get by, the rampant demonitizations, and failing algorithms that dictate which is demonetizable or "offensive").
      Plus his youtube videos posted publicly are funded from Patreon.

    • @pratikkaul77
      @pratikkaul77 3 роки тому +1

      @WingMaster562 does he stream regularly

  • @Ayeloo
    @Ayeloo 4 роки тому +1795

    Let's just take a moment to appreciate that not only has he keyframed every dialogue subtitle but also sometimes given them some little shadows

    • @BigDylan66
      @BigDylan66 4 роки тому +70

      It seems like so much effort for something most will just not notice

    • @Deimos001
      @Deimos001 4 роки тому +99

      Womble goes an extra mile for comedy,every video is a gold mine.
      I was watching some of the older vids and boy they aged like a fine wine,they are funny as fuck.

    • @miru2583
      @miru2583 4 роки тому +12

      i think the latest AE have an auto motion track. animate frame by frame is just too tedious and time consuming. for someone like him who streams and have to go through 2+ hours footage seems unlikely to keyframe everything

    • @reaper7511
      @reaper7511 4 роки тому +37

      @@miru2583 He does try to incorporate some autotracking but it heavily depends on the game. He stated on the stream that this game was easy to autotrack as the characters had points on their clothing which could be set as an easy reference point but autotracking in other games like arma and dayz is very difficult and the product comes out looking very bad. At this point instead of wrestling with the autotracking he finds it more efficient to manully edit keyframes. Also arma's bad fps makes for very laborious and tough edits, hence the large amount of time between two videos.

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 4 роки тому +3

      So much good work

  • @diogoalves896
    @diogoalves896 4 роки тому +1754

    “Let’s do it like gentlemen, let’s have a sword fight !”
    *proceeds to pull out a gun*

    • @IdkYoLo113
      @IdkYoLo113 4 роки тому +118

      Very American

    • @irishdaz
      @irishdaz 4 роки тому +80

      That guy was hilarious

    • @Zireael_1251
      @Zireael_1251 4 роки тому +69

      That reminded me of the classic scene from Indiana Jones film where Indy shot a dude with a sword 😄.

    • @akerh380
      @akerh380 4 роки тому +7

      I read this just as he said it lmao

    • @professionaldummy3193
      @professionaldummy3193 4 роки тому +7

      Isshin the glock saint

  • @royalninja2823
    @royalninja2823 3 роки тому +287

    5:53 I adore the sheer amount of stupidity this 10 second clip

  • @Eagle_the_18th
    @Eagle_the_18th 4 роки тому +3528

    “This is a strict RP only server”
    Meanwhile someone in the background blasts Darude Sandstorm

  • @ElFool
    @ElFool 4 роки тому +1664

    "We'll civilize the colonists yet!"
    Colonist - *Gets vaporized by a mortar shell*

  • @gwa_gwa_gwa_gwa
    @gwa_gwa_gwa_gwa 4 роки тому +1081

    "We are British, we do not die."
    *dies in british*
    Ouch.

    • @jimmyseaver3647
      @jimmyseaver3647 4 роки тому +4

      They weren't Australian.

    • @cowabungajumba2981
      @cowabungajumba2981 4 роки тому +4

      I'm American, we die in COVID

    • @hoodycoo4391
      @hoodycoo4391 4 роки тому +2

      British: die in british
      Americans: die in covid
      Australians: die in spider inside shoe
      Germans: die in fegeline
      Mexico: dies in taco hombre
      Japanese: dies in *WHISTLE* BBHCUFISKSKFJFJF

  • @srikasturihsi6496
    @srikasturihsi6496 Рік тому +46

    6:22 "Digby has been hit" always got me..

  • @benni3902
    @benni3902 4 роки тому +3037

    If KJ isn’t in the ZF already, recruit him now

    • @nikkisoos9907
      @nikkisoos9907 4 роки тому +195

      KJ's a General in the KRA. Some of these clips are pretty old.

    • @Hex_the_Warlock
      @Hex_the_Warlock 4 роки тому +47

      @@nikkisoos9907 maybe an honorary member?

    • @TheRealCodac
      @TheRealCodac 4 роки тому +25

      IskandarEasyToFindThisAccount Dhiaurrahman Kings Royal Army?

    • @SkullzJoker12
      @SkullzJoker12 4 роки тому +10

      @@nikkisoos9907 whats a KRA?

    • @tacitus5665
      @tacitus5665 4 роки тому +163

      @@SkullzJoker12 The Kings Royal Army, in which KayJay has a leadimg position/heads it, same as Dinklebean in the RRCG, Royal Regiment of the Coldstream Guard they are Holdfast Regiments (clans basically, which organize events and drills/training sessions)
      Also, ZF don't take members.

  • @tylerwatson3138
    @tylerwatson3138 4 роки тому +1947

    “Wait, it’s all Boston?”
    “Always has been”

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 4 роки тому +765

    Fans when they meet their favourite UA-camr : OMG OMG!! I'm so happy
    Sovietwomble Fans : *Fix your upload schedule*

  • @BlyzExile
    @BlyzExile 3 роки тому +96

    "Everyone's from Boston" i love how regional accents in a nation are universally misunderstood

    • @wilaaybeeeee
      @wilaaybeeeee Рік тому

      Was looking for this comment

    • @df_productions
      @df_productions 5 місяців тому +1

      I’m from Jersey and I hurt me when he said Boston

  • @TheMaddness22
    @TheMaddness22 4 роки тому +3116

    Not gonna lie, that one French commander was legitimately motivating as shit. I'd press B for victory for them 😂

    • @jtreed3296
      @jtreed3296 4 роки тому +158

      *VIVA LA FRANCE*

    • @wazkangz955
      @wazkangz955 4 роки тому +96

      VIVA LA FRANCE!!!

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 4 роки тому +119

      Unreasonably Angry It's "Vive" not "viva" you uncultured swines.

    • @Pablo.Gonzalo
      @Pablo.Gonzalo 4 роки тому +100

      @@Leon_der_Luftige Must be a Spanish volunteer legion

    • @seanchan7167
      @seanchan7167 4 роки тому +30

      VIVA LA FRAAANCE

  • @Brian-rk5zs
    @Brian-rk5zs 4 роки тому +656

    French character : *yells "Vive l'Empereur"*
    Womble : no no, that's "Vive la France"

    • @felixmervamee7834
      @felixmervamee7834 4 роки тому +38

      To be fair the intonation used in the game sounds pretty much the same as "Vive la France".

    • @zombitshe
      @zombitshe 4 роки тому +44

      I've been living in France my whole life and I still misheard this sentence for entirety of the video. But then again i wouldn't dare even contradicting Soviet

    • @icallshotgun4895
      @icallshotgun4895 4 роки тому +4

      FOR THE EMPEROR

    • @Nitlda
      @Nitlda 4 роки тому +1

      I do hear both at times

    • @Brian-rk5zs
      @Brian-rk5zs 4 роки тому +7

      @@zombitshe Of course, it's mostly a joke ! I think Womble doesn't really know French language, and this does not make the video bad. It's just something that made me laugh as a French person

  • @jc8153
    @jc8153 4 роки тому +3014

    Who ever that Joe Pesci guy is, he’s already my favorite person in ZF

    • @mirage4023
      @mirage4023 4 роки тому +409

      That’s KJ, he loves doing voice and accents, it’s beautiful

    • @tylewah
      @tylewah 4 роки тому +169

      You should hear him sneeze!

    • @gabilacademia
      @gabilacademia 4 роки тому +156

      @@tylewah tinkerbell snize?

    • @jordaneggerman4734
      @jordaneggerman4734 4 роки тому +300

      Omfg, Boston accent is Tinkerbell sneeze? I didn't put the two together!

    • @davidinass
      @davidinass 4 роки тому +30

      He's a chill guy. Go watch his streams.

  • @pavelnaharnovich7407
    @pavelnaharnovich7407 3 роки тому +40

    "the French army never retreats, she only advances"
    "sometime, we advance in a different direction, okay?"

  • @albertocanali1786
    @albertocanali1786 4 роки тому +360

    This is straight up a monty python collection of sketches, expecially the "at the enemy sir" bit.
    I love you a little bit more at every new video Soviet

    • @albusvoltavern4500
      @albusvoltavern4500 4 роки тому +8

      To bad you’ll never get past plutonic friendship because of his upload schedule

    • @sentientmop317
      @sentientmop317 4 роки тому +2

      He shot the Frenchman’s arm off, thankfully tis but a scratch

    • @firstconsul7286
      @firstconsul7286 4 роки тому

      True British humour if you're on the EU servers. Too bad I get too poor ping to ever think about leaving the NA servers.

  • @paulmcfadden1355
    @paulmcfadden1355 4 роки тому +6138

    the ZF clan are just basically an r rated version of Monty python

    • @ScorpionStrike7
      @ScorpionStrike7 3 роки тому +54

      Wow, never thought of it like that!

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 3 роки тому +323

      So regular monty python

    • @spencerbrice5483
      @spencerbrice5483 3 роки тому +267

      Monty Python is also the r rated version of Monty Python

    • @danieldyson1660
      @danieldyson1660 3 роки тому +75

      you've evidently not watched enough Monty Python. They did a sketch where the teacher had sex with his wife in class for a practical sex ed demonstration for goodness sake.

    • @o0Avalon0o
      @o0Avalon0o 3 роки тому +9

      I feel like I've missed a lot of good content.

  • @camman1056
    @camman1056 4 роки тому +313

    The third game I had in holdfast I spawned in and every one of the players had convened at the bridge as a staging ground for a duel arena. One by one each man on each team lined up and fought each another in 1v1 rounds while the two organisers kept a tally of how many wins per side and what score that equated to.
    This was a custom server which didn't have a time limit. It took about two and a half hours for everyone to fight. It crashed twice and everyone just reconvened and got back to it

    • @shirokku3279
      @shirokku3279 4 роки тому +7

      Sounds like a very fun PvP community, something too many games lack.

    • @AttiliusRex
      @AttiliusRex 4 роки тому +1

      @@shirokku3279 theres no grind, no xp
      No rewards for bad sportsmanship. Ppl play just for the fun of it

    • @zyriantel9601
      @zyriantel9601 4 роки тому

      @@AttiliusRex That's the good shit.

  • @jenkinsfamily2229
    @jenkinsfamily2229 3 роки тому +75

    “This is is strict roleplay-only server.”
    **_Darude Sandstorm plays in background_**

  • @peterzelerik6929
    @peterzelerik6929 4 роки тому +878

    "Is that THE SovietWomble?
    Fix your upload schedule!"
    I don't know why it made me laugh that much, but I liked it.
    Just as the whole video!
    A perfectly well done piece of art, that is usual on this channel. Great job sir, keep this up!

  • @SirFooplesTheThird
    @SirFooplesTheThird 4 роки тому +786

    "I hit one sir!"
    "Where did you aim?"
    "At the enemy sir"
    That's some Blackadder level of comedy right there

    • @bepinkfloyd814
      @bepinkfloyd814 4 роки тому +1

      Lol indeed

    • @chrisdelagarza8048
      @chrisdelagarza8048 4 роки тому +4

      Way to copy the comment that’s right above you. And was done 20 minutes before you did. Boy you are so fucking original you are so fucking the best. It’s so un fucking believable

    • @PumpkinHoard
      @PumpkinHoard 4 роки тому +30

      @@chrisdelagarza8048 Your mom was done 20 minutes before you.

    • @dagon4570
      @dagon4570 4 роки тому +5

      @@chrisdelagarza8048 He didn't even copy the joke lmao

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 роки тому

      And is more or less Line Combat in a nutshell

  • @AyushKumar-oy1zv
    @AyushKumar-oy1zv 4 роки тому +1315

    random guy : "fix your upload schedule"
    womble : "your wish is my command"

    • @johannesphanoto4337
      @johannesphanoto4337 4 роки тому +19

      That's why he upload this one

    • @izzielaws4178
      @izzielaws4178 4 роки тому +27

      This footage is actually months old 😂

    • @volterknight
      @volterknight 4 роки тому +9

      @@izzielaws4178 I can actually vouch for this; I remember 'em like they were yesterday.

    • @dreadfulman5191
      @dreadfulman5191 4 роки тому +14

      @@izzielaws4178 not months, years. The last holdfast bullshittery was 2 years ago. I remember seeing a "Where did you aim? At the enemy sir." comment from that video.

    • @CBusschaert
      @CBusschaert 4 роки тому +2

      @@dreadfulman5191 Soviet's has streamed Holdfast a few times since, the footage comes from anywhere between a month before the last holdfast bullshittery and last month, probably.

  • @aabattery4092
    @aabattery4092 2 роки тому +75

    Major Dinklebean is a comedic genius lmao, he says the dumbest and funniest shit without breaking character at all.

  • @Reacher205
    @Reacher205 4 роки тому +2484

    KJ's such a legend, I haven't laughed that hard in a good while

    • @baboonation5794
      @baboonation5794 4 роки тому +77

      Fucking love his accent, is he from Boston?

    • @stahpg5430
      @stahpg5430 4 роки тому +38

      Baboonation
      Nah he’s from Neverland

    • @Yuiichiiro
      @Yuiichiiro 4 роки тому +3

      Who is he?

    • @stahpg5430
      @stahpg5430 4 роки тому +26

      yujiro KJ

    • @Yuiichiiro
      @Yuiichiiro 4 роки тому +45

      @@stahpg5430 fair enough

  • @SkAnD1NaV1An
    @SkAnD1NaV1An 4 роки тому +400

    "I hit one, sir"
    "Sir, I hit one!"
    "Well done, where did you aim, sir?"
    ...
    "At the enemy, sir"

    • @tylorbronson5349
      @tylorbronson5349 4 роки тому +56

      That just sounds like it came from a Monty Python movie

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 роки тому +16

      @@tylorbronson5349 Still, its a pretty accurate description of Line Combat

    • @nicolas4514
      @nicolas4514 4 роки тому +4

      @@tylorbronson5349 Exactly, lost everything thinking the same LMAO

    • @jackkraken3888
      @jackkraken3888 4 роки тому +1

      That's some innovation there I just shoot it any direction and pray it hits the right target.

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 4 роки тому +3

      @@tylorbronson5349 Does is amuse you when I say the name, Biggus, Dickus?

  • @overripekiwi
    @overripekiwi 4 роки тому +1911

    SovietWombles "schedule"
    Monday: Edit
    Tuesday - Saturday: Wank
    Sunday: Complain about how long it takes to edit these videos

    • @DandySoleil
      @DandySoleil 4 роки тому +35

      Where is the lie?

    • @homina1632
      @homina1632 4 роки тому +19

      Hobby: Fishing and wanking(Not both at the same time)

    • @sybrwookie
      @sybrwookie 4 роки тому +51

      @@DandySoleil The lie is that he spends Monday editing.

    • @nicholaspaat7302
      @nicholaspaat7302 4 роки тому +4

      @@homina1632 at least the fish are biting...

    • @mckenzingtonn
      @mckenzingtonn 4 роки тому +1

      Thats exactly what he does.

  • @nicholasdavis5393
    @nicholasdavis5393 3 роки тому +136

    "The French army never retreats, she only advances. Sometimes we just advance in different directions"

  • @vinestaffery
    @vinestaffery 4 роки тому +3643

    "You leave!"
    "If you stab me!"
    "Listen here Buddy boy, I'm an admin."
    "If you think you can stab me I'm gonna make you regret it!"
    **stabbed**

    • @ALiLOW
      @ALiLOW 3 роки тому +9

      whos that guy ? a youtuber ?

    • @takeshihada9689
      @takeshihada9689 3 роки тому +66

      @@ALiLOW It's KJ, he is apart of ZF if I recall correctly

    • @wilbertgiovanni
      @wilbertgiovanni 3 роки тому +7

      @@takeshihada9689 did he have his own channel or stream? And who is the viva la france guy?

    • @tubplunger
      @tubplunger 3 роки тому +21

      Quote from man stabbed

    • @Bryophytan
      @Bryophytan 3 роки тому +3

      @@ALiLOW its in the de-script-ion

  • @OfficialMadman1429
    @OfficialMadman1429 4 роки тому +784

    “Fix your upload schedule” a man who speaks for the people

  • @josh_Pezza
    @josh_Pezza 4 роки тому +1432

    "Your're not qualified are you?" Gets me every time
    Sidenote- VIVE LA FRANCE

  • @mabimabi212
    @mabimabi212 3 роки тому +31

    "Press the B button!" - The last words of a glorious french commander (1803)

  • @iamsinistar8971
    @iamsinistar8971 4 роки тому +659

    SovietWomble: *Trying to use a musket* "I can't hit shit with this!"
    Me: I know. It's so immersive.

    • @proudfirebrand3946
      @proudfirebrand3946 4 роки тому +17

      And when you do hit something especially cav it feels almost as good as any orgasm youve had.

  • @macse7en
    @macse7en 4 роки тому +517

    "This is a strict RP server"
    *Darude sandstorm plays in background*

  • @allisonrosenrot3606
    @allisonrosenrot3606 4 роки тому +1020

    "In the name of the king! Chaaaaarge!"
    "No I've changed my mind!"
    "I've found God!" 😂😂😂

  • @TheGamingDavester
    @TheGamingDavester 3 роки тому +77

    “You’re not qualified are you?” I’m sorry the way he said that KILLS ME.

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 4 роки тому +414

    7:19 "They're pretty disciplined."
    _"ninja warrior."_
    Say, Womble, tell us, is the ninja warrior pretty disciplined as well?

    • @psychoh7329
      @psychoh7329 4 роки тому +21

      I mean did u see the ninja?
      Hes disciplined alright

  • @felixgutierrez993
    @felixgutierrez993 3 роки тому +3455

    4:40 This guys legendary lmao!

    • @northygames1840
      @northygames1840 3 роки тому +223

      This guy was my favorite

    • @GHOSTWARRiiOR
      @GHOSTWARRiiOR 3 роки тому +71

      hahahaha hands down my favorite!!!!

    • @olanordmann2743
      @olanordmann2743 3 роки тому +5

      @@Codiac15 It has been deleted?

    • @Codiac15
      @Codiac15 3 роки тому +69

      @@olanordmann2743 Don't worry, just changed to a simpler handle! It is now /kayjay

    • @BasiliskDark536
      @BasiliskDark536 3 роки тому +98

      @@Codiac15 is that _the_ Kay Jay who had a pixie sneeze?

  • @greysinclaire
    @greysinclaire 3 роки тому +1265

    "You're not qualified are you?"
    😂😂😂 I lost it

    • @TheBarber5550
      @TheBarber5550 3 роки тому +43

      Also when Digby died another time and Dinkle went to fetch a medic, and they were wondering where Digby's body went. Then Dinkle said, "Oh, he must be okay."

  • @carlmanio6096
    @carlmanio6096 3 роки тому +80

    02:35 The shadow, is the reason why Sovietwomble is the best UA-camr.