Random Arma Bullshittery (part 7)

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  • @lindy10
    @lindy10 6 років тому +7176

    cyanide is a friend you don't initially want but realize you need later

    • @SOS1G_
      @SOS1G_ 5 років тому +131

      Lindy Tan not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

    • @amrinderbrar3834
      @amrinderbrar3834 5 років тому +13

      Well, I definitely need you as a friend

    • @Lucidopherus
      @Lucidopherus 5 років тому +5

      biiig oof ^

    • @themonk4656
      @themonk4656 5 років тому +11

      @@amrinderbrar3834 tharak intensifies.

    • @amrinderbrar3834
      @amrinderbrar3834 5 років тому

      @@themonk4656 🤤🤤

  • @captasin7991
    @captasin7991 6 років тому +9251

    Womble in part 7: We’re not bombing civilians
    Womble in part 8: Calls in an airstrike on a civilian village

    • @okthen542
      @okthen542 6 років тому +54

      Womble 2K18

    • @vinci658123011
      @vinci658123011 6 років тому +74

      but that guy in the blue-green shirt clearly had a weapon on him....xD

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 6 років тому +29

      Part 10 : Womble becomes a psycho

    • @ezioauditoredafirenze9864
      @ezioauditoredafirenze9864 6 років тому +15

      Part 11: Womble leaves UA-cam

    • @FBI-mx2pw
      @FBI-mx2pw 6 років тому +24

      @Komrad Trotsky Part 13: Womble becomes an *A C C E P T A B L E C A S U A L T Y* and is killed by Cyanide

  • @thekeywag
    @thekeywag 6 років тому +6595

    "20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE!"
    *inner indian intensifies*

  • @C0ldD1rective
    @C0ldD1rective 6 років тому +4228

    "Theres civilians in the village"
    Cyanide: "I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES*"
    I approve of this idea.

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 6 років тому +55

      Me: I think the way you pronounce that is "I want to get court martialled for the murders of non-combatants".
      But, hey. It's Cyanide. Soviet might have accidentally had a village of non-combantants bombed, but I think Cyanide would've done it on purpose just because he can.

    • @blueberrypimp8460
      @blueberrypimp8460 5 років тому +17

      lmao fuze himself talkinh about civilian

    • @DesMessersSchneide
      @DesMessersSchneide 5 років тому +19

      Civilians are are renewable resource.
      Just like pedestrians.
      Everyone knows that.

    • @slippulter8053
      @slippulter8053 5 років тому +12

      My units quote:
      “Guy1: Hey, there were a lot of soldiers in that kindergarten.
      Guy2: So many in fact that we had to use white phosphorus on it.”
      We were briefing a bew guy on our variant if the Geneva Convention.

    • @bthy384
      @bthy384 5 років тому +5

      I also like the idea that Cynaide was (kinda) a soldier.

  • @jaycenallen3155
    @jaycenallen3155 7 років тому +3855

    Civilians in the area
    "I think the way you pronounce that is acceptable casualties."
    - Cyanide 2017

  • @masterelf12
    @masterelf12 8 років тому +9180

    I'm pretty sure 90% of the editing are just for the moving text
    Womble, we appreciate your sacrifice

    • @MisterDesigner
      @MisterDesigner 8 років тому +107

      actually, premiere (which he used in this video) has an auto-tracker, so no

    • @Helveteshit
      @Helveteshit 8 років тому +322

      Clearly, it took time to decipher the 'Elvish'

    • @paperino0
      @paperino0 8 років тому +191

      auto-trackers dont always work how you want...

    • @bensemusx
      @bensemusx 8 років тому +146

      Mister and that auto tracker is not infallible. Plus he only used it on this video. His previous ones were all manual.

    • @MisterDesigner
      @MisterDesigner 8 років тому +18

      I know the previous were manual, but he was commenting about this one and this one in particular is not really manual. The Premiere/AE tracker works really well, actually, so I guess he only had to adjust a few stuff this time.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  8 років тому +9609

    So this is the first video I've made using *Adobe Premiere* and *After Effects* instead of the usual *Sony Vegas*. And I hope you like it! Must admit though, it totally kicked my arse and is well behind schedule. But I've gained a lot of experience with both programs.The reason for the switch? Well AE in particular contains a myriad of tools and pre-sets that are useful for the type of text-heavy videos that I make. Along with automated motion tracking to save time and generally make all the text look super smooth. Thank you to all those who gave me advice on AE through Twitch, it was really helpful.

    • @OllyWood688
      @OllyWood688 8 років тому +64

      How does it feel tho having close to 7k likes half an hour after uploading?

    • @luckmyst3r986
      @luckmyst3r986 8 років тому +3

      SovietWomble what times do you streem

    • @theroyalbacon2294
      @theroyalbacon2294 8 років тому +3

      What about that link that was posted by you in the comments just after uploading the video which seems to be missing as of right now?

    • @danielcisneros6941
      @danielcisneros6941 8 років тому +2

      Man was amazing, really fun video. And yeah like many others here, i stopped my (in my case)search of how to spot a fake PS3 dualshock to watch this, worth it.

    • @deadmemesrus1119
      @deadmemesrus1119 8 років тому +13

      SovietWomble I have 2 questions. Why are your videos pure fucking gold? And did u steal cyanides chromosomes?

  • @nazhifatruly9694
    @nazhifatruly9694 5 років тому +1824

    6:15 that "cyaniDE, CYANIDE" in the distance killed me

    • @danmarlcadiz8185
      @danmarlcadiz8185 4 роки тому +7

      Same here

    • @wautumnmelon6748
      @wautumnmelon6748 4 роки тому +53

      I know 🤣. You can hear him stumbling to get back to the computer

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 3 роки тому +36

      6:21 It killed that guy, too.

  • @OperatorDrewski
    @OperatorDrewski 8 років тому +3594

    All that keyframing... in premiere.... dayyummmmm

    • @rangetrash
      @rangetrash 8 років тому +18

      Drew! Any idea what mods these are?

    • @tekartsu2051
      @tekartsu2051 4 роки тому +88

      He made it in Vegas Pro.
      You can thank me for the late reply.

    • @ruanpear5220
      @ruanpear5220 4 роки тому +5

      Kaizato hello sir I have also replied late

    • @MrCheesyBaconBits
      @MrCheesyBaconBits 4 роки тому +1

      @@ruanpear5220 And me :D

    • @ruanpear5220
      @ruanpear5220 4 роки тому +1

      TurtleBurger hey man!

  • @ygorschuma3059
    @ygorschuma3059 6 років тому +603

    1:20 I love how the whole crew laughs at Womble's joke.

  • @marcuskarlsen7643
    @marcuskarlsen7643 6 років тому +4089

    Im from Norway and the Norwegian killed me and then womble said "why is he speaking elvish?" IM DEAD

    • @mihacimpric745
      @mihacimpric745 5 років тому +98

      Norwegians are elves?

    • @sovietrav3096
      @sovietrav3096 5 років тому +290

      @@mihacimpric745 Yes Elvish is based of a mix of Norwegian Swedish and Finish, såm en norman me en utroli finnmarking dialækt so kan æ si at Norge e fette bra

    • @mihacimpric745
      @mihacimpric745 5 років тому +30

      Nimam blage veze kaj naj bi to pomenilo.

    • @duylai2224
      @duylai2224 5 років тому +69

      i thought he would trigger you enough for you to form a 2nd great heathen army and raid Brighton
      ?

    • @crawlingboy
      @crawlingboy 4 роки тому +45

      @@sovietrav3096 also arent elves in general from nordic myths and legends

  • @malibogic997
    @malibogic997 5 років тому +1199

    "Can you tell the flavour of the Pringles by the sound of the tube?"
    "The green colored one."
    Cyanide if you don't buy Pringles as a company I will make sure you never get to eat them again.

    • @aishwaryap.2230
      @aishwaryap.2230 4 роки тому +24

      and he was right, wtf cyanide?

    • @malibogic997
      @malibogic997 4 роки тому +24

      @Steven Xie Shit, never knew that. Where do you see the raw footage? I'm assuming you watch his stream?

    • @Tamochabee
      @Tamochabee 4 роки тому +5

      @@malibogic997 there's a stream archive channel. You should check it out.

    • @malibogic997
      @malibogic997 4 роки тому +7

      @@Tamochabee Ah, thanks for the information! I'll look into it.

  • @adiscsa4265
    @adiscsa4265 7 років тому +1866

    "Were not bombing the civilians"
    *NEXT BULLSHITERRY CALLS AIRSTRIKE ON VILLAGE*

    • @leodavis4242
      @leodavis4242 7 років тому +6

      Adis csa lol

    • @schrodingersbisbork9076
      @schrodingersbisbork9076 7 років тому +18

      Adis csa well I mean in number 8 they didn't bomb them, they kill them with idk I'm assuming an A-10 so GAU Avenger 30MM rounds. Then again is that any better?

    • @AuroraAustralis_
      @AuroraAustralis_ 7 років тому +9

      Technically it's still an airstrike so...

    • @maxr5613
      @maxr5613 6 років тому +2

      AuroraxShadow but they didn't know it was civilian until they airstriked the village

    • @arussianspy4150
      @arussianspy4150 6 років тому +3

      but one of them had a weapon so

  • @DeathStalker
    @DeathStalker 8 років тому +5589

    i'll be expecting another video in 2 days from now

    • @donutkillmehh
      @donutkillmehh 8 років тому +380

      if a video is not uploaded in two days, he will kill one kitten per hour until a video is posted. clock's ticking Soviet

    • @craftygamers596
      @craftygamers596 8 років тому +14

      Brett Collins Luka Magnotta, is that you?

    • @thehatred94
      @thehatred94 8 років тому +16

      i think threatening to kill cat or was it cake? wichever cute voice girl it was, would be more effective? that or macking him and cyanide immortals and locking them into a small cage for eternity.... XD

    • @henrytorres9855
      @henrytorres9855 8 років тому +16

      two months*

    • @FRISKY_MANDINGO
      @FRISKY_MANDINGO 8 років тому +35

      I accidentally hit a squirrel today with my car. Add that to the death toll.

  • @ZETxZ4
    @ZETxZ4 8 років тому +613

    3:40
    I can't imagine the suffering and tears from the time it must've take to edit those bullets-words there, Jesus Christ.

    • @P3pperOW
      @P3pperOW 8 років тому +5

      lul thats not hard at all

    • @trenchmccoat273
      @trenchmccoat273 7 років тому +30

      Elias CS:GO & More yeah, actually, Premiere and After Effects makes it really easy to do that

    • @rafox66
      @rafox66 7 років тому +47

      Yeah, that took him multiple weeks.

    • @sunlighto9
      @sunlighto9 7 років тому +11

      the reaper95 and it can even follow unseeable bullet?

    • @pixel3000nerd
      @pixel3000nerd 7 років тому +11

      The Reaper95 the bullets aren't really visible so the tracker doesn't really have anything to track onto lol. Also womble did mentioned at one time in another video's comment section that he keyframes the text manually. Sometimes even doing it each frame.

  • @TheDmDark
    @TheDmDark 6 років тому +1265

    6:53 *Deaf soldier* part just made me cackled because i'm deaf and i really find those texts REALLY amusing!!

    • @nibbelius7179
      @nibbelius7179 6 років тому +187

      You where very lucky when you found this channel if you truly are deaf.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 5 років тому +102

      The **FEEDBACK** part was an _extremely_ loud sound that theoretically (but not really) left them all deaf/HoH.

    • @TheDmDark
      @TheDmDark 5 років тому +30

      @@nibbelius7179 I honestly love this channel so much.

    • @zema9401
      @zema9401 5 років тому +8

      @@davecrupel2817 Dude. He doesnt know what loud means :(

    • @TheDmDark
      @TheDmDark 5 років тому +9

      @@zema9401 i do

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 7 років тому +1422

    "The first reason is, Cyanide asked for it.
    The second one is *kills CO*"
    WOW

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 6 років тому +7

      He didn't die I think

  • @elbeto191291
    @elbeto191291 5 років тому +115

    11:15 Digby's evil giggle is one of the best highlights of the video

  • @nicolaikstaubo5387
    @nicolaikstaubo5387 4 роки тому +388

    5:06 lmaoo that was perfect!
    “What did you say? Do you have anything against Norwegians? I’m gonna fucking get you you little bitch”

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 6 років тому +7602

    Fun thing about this video is, pewds lives in Brighton.. so does womble
    1v1 when

    • @macncheese4107
      @macncheese4107 5 років тому +1066

      if pewds can get legs and womble can get out of his bathroom

    • @andrewpaul5150
      @andrewpaul5150 5 років тому +70

      I thought PewDiePie was in Sweden

    • @CS90
      @CS90 5 років тому +238

      Sovietwomble > Pew

    • @AzuraRaijin
      @AzuraRaijin 5 років тому +210

      @@andrewpaul5150 Just cause hes Swedish doesn't mean he lives in Sweden.

    • @andrewpaul5150
      @andrewpaul5150 5 років тому +43

      @@AzuraRaijin I didn't know where he lived.at one point you live in Sweden with his girlfriend and I wasn't sure if you had moved okay?

  • @TheAKgunner
    @TheAKgunner 3 роки тому +91

    10:54 This is accurate. The most powerful weapon a tank driver has at his disposal is the tank he’s driving. Anything getting hit by a seventy ton tank going twenty miles an hour is going to get severely damaged or destroyed.

  • @emillarssen467
    @emillarssen467 8 років тому +1767

    I am Norwegian, when that Norwegian guy starts to talk, I fucking laughed my ass out xD

    • @Zack_Wester
      @Zack_Wester 8 років тому +152

      as a swede I laughed to... also help that I by default got 95% of what he said.

    • @kingmarre9130
      @kingmarre9130 8 років тому +1

      Me to

    • @jaycoolin8035
      @jaycoolin8035 8 років тому +5

      ZackWester can you summarize what he said for me

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 років тому +736

      +EspenSD2 See....Elvish gibberish.

    • @vetleaaslandable
      @vetleaaslandable 8 років тому +11

      SovietWomble you are thinking of Finish Soviet ☺

  • @XvShadowsvX
    @XvShadowsvX 7 років тому +339

    'Why is he speaking Elvish?' oh sweet lord that actually killed me.

    • @JH-zt6py
      @JH-zt6py 7 років тому +9

      Toothless lol me too was he actually speaking a language or just gibberish?

    • @martinrogne8221
      @martinrogne8221 7 років тому +27

      It's Norwegian

    • @grumpymcfearsome7195
      @grumpymcfearsome7195 7 років тому +26

      RHINO MONTAGES
      The last word was "whore".
      It's Norwegian.

    • @albertrayjonathan7094
      @albertrayjonathan7094 7 років тому +9

      Funnily enough, the Quenya elvish language constructed by Tolkien borrowed a lot of its grammatical rules from Scandinavian languages.

    • @TheMinman808
      @TheMinman808 3 роки тому

      @@JH-zt6py Norwegian

  • @hatchcrazy
    @hatchcrazy 4 роки тому +90

    SovietWomble: *scolds Cyanide for advertising on his stream while he's AFK*
    Also SovietWomble: *argues with Cyanide about which of them is the more "important" content creator*
    But also SovietWomble: *highlights Cyanide's plug for his own stream in a very popular video to send viewers to Cyanide's content as well*

  • @user-vn7if2zs7y
    @user-vn7if2zs7y 8 років тому +370

    Clicked instantly on the notification. Gotta love Womble's bullshitteries

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 8 років тому +4

      xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx yep

    • @Gostly_Stubbs
      @Gostly_Stubbs 8 років тому

      Idiocy Incorporated Just because of his name, it made the comment worth it.

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 8 років тому

      Trace Reed somtimes a few words is all you need.

    • @PvtCarney
      @PvtCarney 8 років тому

      xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx same

  • @rushburry9696
    @rushburry9696 7 років тому +1114

    20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE!
    Also i love the accent he used while saying this.

    • @Henryk5161
      @Henryk5161 7 років тому +54

      Rushburry the best accent part is "do not turn on, DO NOT TURN ON TO FULL"

    • @joshn.batuncruz4421
      @joshn.batuncruz4421 7 років тому +3

      Rushburry I think it was a Mexican dude. But idk.

    • @Potacintvervs
      @Potacintvervs 7 років тому +14

      My Crazy World And I *Indian

    • @basicbitchjoey
      @basicbitchjoey 7 років тому +5

      Rushburry LMAO died at that part

    • @Zaruk0
      @Zaruk0 7 років тому +4

      Rushburry 3:12 😂😂

  • @volatileau
    @volatileau 7 років тому +1591

    I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES.*

    • @raptortamer1478
      @raptortamer1478 6 років тому +28

      They have hearts and minds just all over

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 6 років тому +3

      From the air, the brown skin and clothing looks just like the terrain. It's not my fault they're accidentally camouflaged!

    • @TheBronzefrog
      @TheBronzefrog 6 років тому +2

      fuze the hostage

    • @Sprottel_SFM
      @Sprottel_SFM 6 років тому +1

      @@TheBronzefrog fuze everything

    • @jackstandproductions6558
      @jackstandproductions6558 6 років тому

      @@TheBronzefrog BLAAYT U NEED TO STOP. Im tired of my son fuze stealing my kill

  • @wolflancet1
    @wolflancet1 4 роки тому +567

    I feel really stupid...
    At around 10:30 Womble screams "Run away, Run away!!!" Then the screen cuts off and it goes black for me (for at least a few seconds.) Then comes some buff looking dude that was talking about how he was in the military and is retired and living a peaceful life with his family.
    This entire time, I'm thinking: "Wow Womble went into great detail on this one" Then I realize the skip ad button on the right of my screen and I tapped it.
    It went straight back to the part where Womble was screaming run away.
    My reaction:
    *puts phone down, walks to bed, lies on bed, turn over, slowly die from embarrassment*

  • @Amazatastic
    @Amazatastic 7 років тому +502

    Love hearing all the different accents, so cool how you can play video games with people all over the world

    • @enshrowd
      @enshrowd 7 років тому +74

      the amount of different people being so friendly and "nice" to each other is the biggest reason as to why womble is my favorite youtuber.
      hell, the three main guys are british, indian, and mexican!

    • @mad7051
      @mad7051 6 років тому

      If by " Mexican" u mean edberg then nope, edberg is swedish

    • @Dankamyte
      @Dankamyte 6 років тому +28

      Ed is Mexican, sorry to burst your bubble.

    • @sirsnake645
      @sirsnake645 6 років тому +1

      cyanide is Indian?

    • @holzklotz4458
      @holzklotz4458 6 років тому +15

      Except for Nevil or whatever he's called. Nobody knows what that guy is all about :D

  • @brandonwardlaw8250
    @brandonwardlaw8250 7 років тому +780

    I wish I had enough friends to do stuff like this

    • @NogardCZ
      @NogardCZ 7 років тому +70

      It's not that hard. If you play some game regullary, google for some clans, or communities where play same people together regullary. Games like ArmA have plenty of these comunities.
      If you are not an asshole, you will grow on them and after like month you will belong to group of people like ZF clan.
      I was in ArmA 2 Clan last two years and it was great experience! We had lots of fun together.

    • @codboss777
      @codboss777 7 років тому +6

      you do man

    • @luissanmartin6936
      @luissanmartin6936 7 років тому +6

      I wish I had friends

    • @afaxmachine5045
      @afaxmachine5045 7 років тому +1

      Luis San Martin I can relate

    • @valdish9620
      @valdish9620 6 років тому +5

      Brandon Wardlaw you don't need to have friends, take sovietvomble for example, he doesn't have friends at all, everyone in zf hates each other

  • @callmeaduka
    @callmeaduka 7 років тому +1743

    This is what I like about SovietWomble. He uploads very rarely but when he does, its actually quality content.
    Edit: Wtf 600 likes?

  • @cyanthelightestbluegaminga646
    @cyanthelightestbluegaminga646 6 років тому +716

    soviet: "Oh shit biscuits get down"
    nothing happens
    soviet: "oh what"?
    Mi-8: a ha now i fall *boom* got 'em

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut 7 років тому +158

    "Anyone else see a big fuck-off tower at 251?" is the best target description ever spoken xD

    • @ThePlaguedOutlaw
      @ThePlaguedOutlaw 7 років тому +7

      Bao Doan I never thought about how great it was till now. 11:05

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Рік тому

      Followed by "You see that penis-shaped door over there?"

  • @galbert117
    @galbert117 7 років тому +801

    0:46 I'd trust those pilots to get me there safely....

    • @vanagandrvaldrkind3709
      @vanagandrvaldrkind3709 7 років тому +31

      DrakeMarvell obviously they are such good pilots that everyone lets them do that kind of stuff so I would too

    • @counterfit5
      @counterfit5 7 років тому +6

      As long as you aren't their RIO

    • @nofoxgiven6561
      @nofoxgiven6561 6 років тому +1

      What's the name of the song I want it so bad 🤣

    • @rizwandiawalludien4048
      @rizwandiawalludien4048 6 років тому +7

      Danger Zone. Top Gun opening song.

    • @somnus9437
      @somnus9437 6 років тому

      DrakeMarvell dont judge the book by its covered they say😉

  • @skyadventurer7574
    @skyadventurer7574 7 років тому +1502

    HOW DID I NOT FIND THIS CHANNEL SOONER!?!? THIS IS WHAT UA-cam ORIGINALLY WAS! GOOD CONTENT! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

    • @purpleapple4052
      @purpleapple4052 7 років тому +1

      I KNOW RIGHT?!

    • @hugofiliatrault4777
      @hugofiliatrault4777 7 років тому +1

      Do you guys know where is the video where cynide encounters soviet

    • @arbalestt4590
      @arbalestt4590 7 років тому +1

      you mean first time they met? no footage on that i believe

    • @shockwave4064
      @shockwave4064 7 років тому +2

      welcome lol

    • @EthanKW
      @EthanKW 7 років тому +1

      Actually though

  • @Rei-internet-fox
    @Rei-internet-fox 5 років тому +196

    Already watched this before, rewatched and still lost my shit at the random private riding with Cyanide at 4:55.

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 7 років тому +2131

    1:00
    That line alone makes me wanna get Arma III

    • @magicianwithabroomstick
      @magicianwithabroomstick 7 років тому +183

      Intergalactic Human Empire
      *A C C E P T A B L E C A S U L T I E S*

    • @clommieclommerson5519
      @clommieclommerson5519 7 років тому +25

      I tried getting it once, but apparently I was "missing DLL's" (specificall xpow64.dll, etc.) and it was really stupid.

    • @JavierNDC
      @JavierNDC 7 років тому +19

      2:05

    • @scoutthrax3542
      @scoutthrax3542 7 років тому +55

      I got it and it isn't that much fun without a large group of people

    • @intergalactichumanempire9759
      @intergalactichumanempire9759 7 років тому +66

      Pacem Terris
      Well my enthusiasm over that line died out, so don't worry about
      your little clique.

  • @tynkerbellvod
    @tynkerbellvod 7 років тому +395

    5:56 I want like an Emote or just a gif of Cyanide in the corner talking. He's got that professional "By the way," type of advertisement you see in infomercials just before they end.

  • @taylorsheppard4891
    @taylorsheppard4891 7 років тому +130

    "which west have you been living in?"
    "the west midlands"
    i fucking love that

  • @longtailgt
    @longtailgt 6 років тому +422

    11:15 that's the most evil laugh ever!!!

    • @JoshCreepa
      @JoshCreepa 5 років тому +7

      BlackWind you haven’t heard Mark Hamill voicing Joker or me laughing.

    • @EFC429
      @EFC429 5 років тому +3

      Sounds like the laugh from Dr. Le Quack

    • @ananas9248
      @ananas9248 4 роки тому +3

      My brain instinctively says Plankton

  • @Jonathan-tz7ss
    @Jonathan-tz7ss 8 років тому +395

    "OH, SHIT BISCUITS!"
    absolutely love that.

    • @neonryder8897
      @neonryder8897 8 років тому +17

      British last words

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 7 років тому +8

      Right there alongside "TEA AND CRUMPETS!"

    • @zargrof1
      @zargrof1 7 років тому

      Sir devL most brittish thing to say

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 8 років тому +245

    That feeling when Womble uploads.

    • @Jim-od7sb
      @Jim-od7sb 8 років тому +7

      Varinder Bhandal fapfapfapfap

    • @ribbit6845
      @ribbit6845 8 років тому

      Varinder Bhandal
      *Wakes up creamed*
      Me: Womble posted a video.
      *Proceeds to jump acroos the room to computer*

  • @Failsafe31
    @Failsafe31 8 років тому +312

    AHH, DoWN!
    What?
    *Explosion*

    • @od_static
      @od_static 8 років тому +4

      it was even better on the livestream :D

    • @The15demon15
      @The15demon15 8 років тому

      Sergeant Cent what date? Missed it

    • @od_static
      @od_static 8 років тому +1

      uh...sometime september? xD

  • @echo.1209
    @echo.1209 6 років тому +14

    This was where it all started. UA-cam continuously recommended me this video until I finally gave in.
    Completely worth it, watched all of his videos several times and have had many laughs.

  • @JamesAH1
    @JamesAH1 8 років тому +94

    "Which west have you been living in?"
    "The West Midlands"
    That shit did me

  • @Jumper8796
    @Jumper8796 8 років тому +242

    Is none here impressed how cyanide could tell the right pringles type by the sound of the tube?!
    That was brilliant :D

    • @damoclesecoe7184
      @damoclesecoe7184 7 років тому +12

      _Maéstro_
      SUBSCRIBERS! _ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!_

    • @lamekid1911
      @lamekid1911 7 років тому +10

      _Maéstro_ Maybe he knew that womble likes that flavour. Maybe he just got lucky. Not impressive.

    • @bigbrother4932
      @bigbrother4932 7 років тому

      maybe he's just that fat lmao

    • @WrestleGermainia
      @WrestleGermainia 7 років тому +23

      does anyone eat any other Pringles apart from sour cream and onion? Weird.

    • @Ryan-jk5fl
      @Ryan-jk5fl 7 років тому

      No room for cat swinging, sometimes I'll get those "spicy" Pringles

  • @stellarsum3933
    @stellarsum3933 7 років тому +418

    Lets go over soviets record of war crimes; he killed two friendly riflemen, one friendly officer, called an air strike on a civilian village,

    • @marxel4444
      @marxel4444 7 років тому +7

      they call airsupport on ally forces
      when they want to cap a cp (i think) and air support war called at their position xD

    • @Nobodyshero8213
      @Nobodyshero8213 7 років тому +86

      *acceptable casualties

    • @zenyattastampon199
      @zenyattastampon199 7 років тому +1

      StellarSum friendly fire isn't a crime bro

    • @zenyattastampon199
      @zenyattastampon199 7 років тому

      skamranen if you meant to do it, it isn't friendly fire - it's murder

    • @ENCHANTMEN_
      @ENCHANTMEN_ 7 років тому

      he's got nothing on beaglerush though

  • @simplyhammer5105
    @simplyhammer5105 3 роки тому +55

    I just realized that Cyanide is one of ZFs designated pilots. He's actually good at it.

  • @danielobrien2998
    @danielobrien2998 7 років тому +187

    Soviet you have the driving skills of a fucking 40k ork and yet your still a better driver than me

    • @chaosundividedreborn
      @chaosundividedreborn 7 років тому +3

      Paint it red coz red wuns go fasta WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGH!!!

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 років тому +2

      GORKA MORKA GORKA MORKA

  • @blobj0b
    @blobj0b 7 років тому +2147

    I find it really funny that Soviet doesn’t like to advertise yet he showed that hilarious clip of them advertising Ubisoft games and Cyanide social media stuff....

    • @Tirreger
      @Tirreger 6 років тому +296

      Because the clip itself is funny

    • @Phoenix-uk7vi
      @Phoenix-uk7vi 6 років тому +33

      Tirreger r/wooosh?

    • @hltomberg
      @hltomberg 6 років тому +113

      Phoenix no, no woosh here

    • @MissCupyCakes
      @MissCupyCakes 6 років тому +32

      Well it was already streamed prior to the UA-cam video lol

    • @fobiaisnotreal
      @fobiaisnotreal 6 років тому +95

      You can clearly hear the sarcasm in Cyanide's voice while "advertising" Ubisoft.
      (What you see in the trailer is definetely what you see in the game, implying how the Ubisoft games look cool af but once you buy them, they are not that special. Or the "Make sure to pre-order everything because that will provide revenue for the company while they're developing the game", saying how pre-orders are nothing but that. You are paying for the company to develop a game, not for the game itself. Now, many companies give you benefits for pre-ordering but yeah)

  • @Dan-Mezza
    @Dan-Mezza 8 років тому +428

    I'm fucking crying with that ending xD

    • @Gary_The_Metro
      @Gary_The_Metro 8 років тому +16

      Daniel Mezzarroba "down!" "wait what..?" "oh shi-"

    • @rustie115
      @rustie115 8 років тому +4

      don't understand why people think you need to type a transcript of what happened. kinda just kills it.

    • @ShippoAlex
      @ShippoAlex 8 років тому

      tbh i find it to be more funny

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 7 років тому

      I was crying with laughter after 2min.

  • @royalgardengnome4479
    @royalgardengnome4479 5 років тому +117

    (5:14) Best translation ever

  • @BunnyTwist
    @BunnyTwist 7 років тому +164

    I think the part with the billion dollar tower is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life

    • @OMOMOMOMOM190
      @OMOMOMOMOM190 6 років тому +6

      I know right “ permission to destroy multi billion pound solar project “. 😂😂

    • @outlawX357
      @outlawX357 6 років тому +9

      that evil giggle when he is getting ready to shoot the tower is the best

    • @justzillathekingofgames6867
      @justzillathekingofgames6867 6 років тому +3

      Then they get confirmation to not to blowup the tower, from there teammates inside the tower!

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 6 років тому +1

      *friendlies*
      *friendlies*
      *friendlies*

  • @tanukies
    @tanukies 6 років тому +427

    *TWENTEE DOLLAS YOU BREAK MY GATE >:C*

  • @Bippah
    @Bippah 8 років тому +284

    Alright see you guys in august!

  • @TheJavierMartinez88
    @TheJavierMartinez88 5 років тому +92

    8:44 someone finally say it.

  • @vm_duc
    @vm_duc 8 років тому +430

    Guys Womble has his personal life too it's not like he sits in front of the computer all day.

    • @Tohkaku
      @Tohkaku 8 років тому +217

      *cough*

    • @michaelalbanese8571
      @michaelalbanese8571 8 років тому +53

      Captain Blue Yeah. And he has a girlfriend too. *Cough*

    • @Ahvenia00
      @Ahvenia00 8 років тому +33

      *cough*

    • @Snackies
      @Snackies 8 років тому +16

      Cursed Deserter omg he's cheating with Clive

    • @JoshuaR9763
      @JoshuaR9763 8 років тому

      Captain Blue have he realised that he does two streams in every single day

  • @Firefox1189
    @Firefox1189 7 років тому +523

    Soviet probably dropped his refreshments when he saw Cyanide advertising.
    Edit: Did not think I'd have this many likes, thank you!

  • @AnthonyBij
    @AnthonyBij 8 років тому +21

    I look forward towards each and every upload from The Mighty Womble

  • @TheRealUnholyCat
    @TheRealUnholyCat 5 років тому +203

    soviet: a good communist with a good sense of humour and very good person
    cyanide: lets kill friendlies

  • @zackhawn5944
    @zackhawn5944 8 років тому +519

    Bruh that helicopter part at the very end gonna end up on reddit I'm tellin ya.

  • @Skeltano
    @Skeltano 8 років тому +37

    OH MY GOD YES FINALLY A NEW WOMBLE VIDEO
    IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DECADES

  • @dasokuazureflux
    @dasokuazureflux 4 роки тому +74

    2:05 as a mexican I know what he is saying and that means: "Good morning, nice to meet you"

    • @Cheese334
      @Cheese334 4 роки тому +2

      Pendejos translates to assholes right?

    • @PutoMedicoBrujo
      @PutoMedicoBrujo 4 роки тому

      @@Cheese334 kind of
      but yes, algo asi

  • @shaneleach110
    @shaneleach110 4 роки тому +84

    PewDiePie: makes fun of Norway
    Womble: makes fun of our language
    Me: Vel faen

    • @yovanbidenovic4940
      @yovanbidenovic4940 4 роки тому

      *church burns on the horizon*

    • @shinkuhs
      @shinkuhs 3 роки тому +6

      For my fellow English speakers, Vel faen translates to “Well, Fuck”.
      I think…

    • @fatty1040
      @fatty1040 3 роки тому

      Have you heard of the High Elves?

    • @roguepsykerhaaker4813
      @roguepsykerhaaker4813 3 роки тому

      Faen mæ drit sekka

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 Рік тому

      @@fatty1040 Which ones, the Calaquendi or the Asur?

  • @QuadkillsGaming
    @QuadkillsGaming 7 років тому +290

    Soviet Womble is the best gaming subtitle animator ever, he even said it takes 2 days to make a video, most youtubers take a few hours, like this so Womble can see

  • @bowserko123
    @bowserko123 8 років тому +15

    I'm glad you finally made another video that i can give ZF for its existence but you guys are freaked hilarious. I even cared as much to give you a period. Shiznit that's 2 now. Damn, now 4, the highest Cyanide can count.

  • @phoenixjklin
    @phoenixjklin 7 років тому +878

    Goddamnit Cyanide.
    For some reason "Buenos dias pendejos" stuck with me and today we were discussing languages in music class because of different cultural music styles, and I just went "BUENOS DIAS PENDEJOS"
    and my teacher looked speechless and just said "...wow."
    Then I googled what it meant.
    I regret life.

    • @VoliminalOli
      @VoliminalOli 7 років тому +272

      Oh damn, it means good morning assholes xD

    • @le_leaf6154
      @le_leaf6154 7 років тому +154

      MultifandomTrash24 "good morning assholes" Teacher: how but I give you a whopping?

    • @srennelamirez643
      @srennelamirez643 6 років тому +9

      rest in peace

    • @janosrock
      @janosrock 6 років тому +7

      you just called them "assholes" (and that's the tamest translation i can come up with)

    • @SantiagoRecare
      @SantiagoRecare 6 років тому +2

      It is Argentina

  • @therileseffect2833
    @therileseffect2833 5 років тому +177

    Do not tur-
    DO *_NOT_* TURN ON THE ROTORS

  • @quinblackwood9228
    @quinblackwood9228 8 років тому +22

    Soviet that was fucking amazing keep up the good work and don't worry about how fast these come out because the longer it takes the better the content

  • @lewisgreen4240
    @lewisgreen4240 7 років тому +381

    That Pewds roast was gold 😂😂

    • @-A-VuThienAn
      @-A-VuThienAn 7 років тому +1

      Lewis Green and samara redway

  • @bluenosedgerm0157
    @bluenosedgerm0157 5 років тому +45

    5:07 is honestly just gold!

  • @lilduckyisopod9448
    @lilduckyisopod9448 5 років тому +18

    When Cyanide was doing good PR for ubisoft you could HEAR Womble running across his room

  • @TheAverageSushi
    @TheAverageSushi 7 років тому +29

    3:40 Poor enemy being hit by flying purple words.

  • @danielwilson145
    @danielwilson145 8 років тому +549

    I was going to watch porn until i saw this on my feed

  • @Kill3ditGaming
    @Kill3ditGaming 5 років тому +370

    2019, Still waiting for Cyanide's "Bullshittery" episode...

    • @dgbd9030
      @dgbd9030 4 роки тому +3

      2020:now u have 4 of those

    • @CodeRed99911
      @CodeRed99911 4 роки тому +19

      2021, still waiting

    • @faniel5441
      @faniel5441 4 роки тому +3

      @@CodeRed99911 me too

    • @Entyco1
      @Entyco1 3 роки тому +4

      ’bout to be a 10h long video

    • @fisive7603
      @fisive7603 2 роки тому +4

      2022, still waiting.

  • @MegaVikingen
    @MegaVikingen 5 років тому +220

    5:08 Just as Aizen finishes his rant in Norwegian one of the others joins in saying "hestkuk" twice, which means horsecock (in either Norwegian, or more likely Danish).
    1Y EDIT: Soviet made a great attempt at a "phonetic" rendition of Aizen's Norwegian. "Ta" was the only correctly spelt word though.

    • @emilsemosegaard7867
      @emilsemosegaard7867 5 років тому +12

      Definitely not danish, can’t even tell that it’s Norwegian, but he has the flag on him

    • @MrSwayzy
      @MrSwayzy 5 років тому +5

      It might be hästkuk since it means horsecock in swedish

    • @sarahjomobang3501
      @sarahjomobang3501 4 роки тому +11

      @@emilsemosegaard7867 it's norwegian and he is wearing the norwegian flag.

    • @sarahjomobang3501
      @sarahjomobang3501 4 роки тому +2

      @@MrSwayzy it's norwegian and we in norway have hestkuk instead

    • @MrSwayzy
      @MrSwayzy 4 роки тому +1

      @@sarahjomobang3501 what an interesting conversation this is 😅

  • @Jack_Dab
    @Jack_Dab 8 років тому +171

    OMG YEEES SOVIET YOU FUCKING GENIUS YOU UPLOADED A VIDEO!

  • @J0nasBern
    @J0nasBern 5 років тому +19

    Womble: * doesn´t like the others to advertise during his stream *
    Also Womble: * uses clip of the others advertising during his stream *

  • @Rincevind007
    @Rincevind007 4 роки тому +7

    Soviet: aiming directly up at the helicopter.
    Also Soviet: surprised when helicopter falls on top of him

  • @OakSauce
    @OakSauce 4 роки тому +7

    to translate the "elvish" at 5:06:
    "What did you say? What do you have against Norwegians? I'm gonna f**king touch you, you little h*re!"
    you're welcome :)

  • @WhiteBattleBull
    @WhiteBattleBull 7 років тому +10

    I dont mind how often you upload soviet, because when youtubers start uploading more often just because, the video quality usually is reduced and not as much time and patience is put into making a good video. Just keep the quality up and we i will all be happy.

    • @Anna_Stetik
      @Anna_Stetik 7 років тому

      This is true. I'm a nobody on here, but I started out only loading once in awhile. Then I felt pressured to load once a week. My first vids of course suck, because I was new at this and didn't know wth I was doing. Later videos should have been better, but I followed the advice to load more often, so they still suck. I was never comfortable with loading all the time because proper editing takes time. I'm going back to how I did it before, this time with a little more experience.

  • @TheAthenian
    @TheAthenian 7 років тому +38

    "20 dollars you break my gate" xD

  • @MultiGamerClub
    @MultiGamerClub 8 років тому +136

    5:06 - When you fully understand norwegian C:

    • @HuttsonKill
      @HuttsonKill 8 років тому +3

      what did he say? Please tell me.

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 7 років тому

      Translation pleaseeeee

    • @exnems
      @exnems 7 років тому +7

      That was the translation by Tanimoto.

    • @hyperion1028
      @hyperion1028 7 років тому +2

      Kuno Ah😅😅😅

    • @ulmo5536
      @ulmo5536 7 років тому

      MultiGamerClub same

  • @kevinDMC12
    @kevinDMC12 5 років тому +28

    1:11 my god it's a cursed image, look at the faces

  • @B4rb0ssa
    @B4rb0ssa 7 років тому +7

    11:05 I love the way the guy says 'Big fuck off tower' XD

  • @orlogskapten5617
    @orlogskapten5617 8 років тому +195

    Did you know that if you double tap the side of the screen (on a phone) the video skips 10 seconds?

    • @Maenfy
      @Maenfy 8 років тому +8

      Örlogskapten I found that out a week ago why is there such a feature?

    • @m4j0r3x
      @m4j0r3x 7 років тому +18

      Örlogskapten supper anoying when my phone gets unbalance and i try to balance it on my hand with my fingers and there goes 10 seconds

    • @Tiredg4y
      @Tiredg4y 7 років тому +18

      Örlogskapten Yeah, I have accidentally done it like 10 times. It gets annoying. 😂😂😂

    • @baxterboo9114
      @baxterboo9114 7 років тому +1

      nope .-. ty for da tip:P

    • @maxtoan216
      @maxtoan216 7 років тому +13

      For some reasons I read this in Cyanide's voice.

  • @Sha.ll0w
    @Sha.ll0w 8 років тому +827

    Wait, so at the tank shooting part they managed to hit both the squad leader AND the giant building?

    • @descriptiondescriptiondescript
      @descriptiondescriptiondescript 8 років тому +335

      squad leader got wrekt by the over-pressure(blast) I think

    • @om3gainsomniac778
      @om3gainsomniac778 7 років тому +162

      i believe it something to do with the air pressure around the shell, because the squad leader was so close to the tank when it fired it knocked him unconcious

    • @potatomasherr
      @potatomasherr 7 років тому +120

      Yea if it was a sabot round the shrapnel and the preasure from the blast will turn a persons organs to jelly, im being serious not exaggerating

    • @issiahvilches539
      @issiahvilches539 7 років тому +158

      Potato Masher it's crazy the amount of detail that's in this game

    • @cbn.17
      @cbn.17 7 років тому +127

      +Issiah Vilches If only it were more optimized

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 роки тому +25

    5:56
    This scene makes me feel like I've been tied to a chair

    • @sbobgael3580
      @sbobgael3580 4 роки тому +4

      as they threaten to kill your family if you don't follow cyanide's twitch and twitter

  • @bermuda333
    @bermuda333 8 років тому +41

    OH MY GOD
    IT'S HAPPENING
    WOMBLE UPLOADED A VIDEO

  • @kyleshaffmaster8785
    @kyleshaffmaster8785 7 років тому +722

    When soviet makes fun of PewDiePie and then ends up in one of his vids

    • @itzryuma
      @itzryuma 7 років тому

      Tony Shaffmaster video ?

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 7 років тому

      Btch what vid?

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 7 років тому

      cheeers love.

    • @simonvorster641
      @simonvorster641 7 років тому

      Link it. Can't find it. :c

    • @itzryuma
      @itzryuma 7 років тому +2

      Simon Vorster it's apart of this video towards the end of it.

  • @azyonline8756
    @azyonline8756 4 роки тому +28

    What really happened before twin tower attack 11:05

  • @sebastiang7590
    @sebastiang7590 6 років тому +13

    Man I remember a year or two ago I was dying laughing at 5:17 and I just realized this now

  • @bread406
    @bread406 8 років тому +5

    when ever i get the notification that womble uploaded i feel like ive been blessed by the gods

  • @TheCetnikSRS
    @TheCetnikSRS 7 років тому +206

    Womble and Cyanide have to play Who's Your Daddy :D It would be awesome

  • @mintjuliper9689
    @mintjuliper9689 8 років тому +155

    Can you post some of your full streams again to UA-cam ?

    • @Medievalfan94
      @Medievalfan94 8 років тому +5

      In Debt College Student just go on his twitch channel. everything is there

    • @eaavn3207
      @eaavn3207 8 років тому +1

      In Debt College Student this is what Twitch is for

    • @ronaobv5957
      @ronaobv5957 8 років тому +1

      Does he have a schedule for his streams?

    • @quimley2888
      @quimley2888 8 років тому

      Schedule
      All times are in UK GMT
      Monday - Friday - 11am to 1pm and 8pm to 10pm
      Saturday - Sunday - Sporadically on and off.
      Source: His Twitch channel

    • @mintjuliper9689
      @mintjuliper9689 8 років тому +1

      I got it fellas, Twitch.

  • @the_weeaboot8042
    @the_weeaboot8042 6 років тому +5

    Pilot's Dictionary:
    Civilians (N): Acceptable casualties.
    Also, I'd say that's a fair summary of Americanfighter pilots as a whole, especially tailhook pilots.

  • @fon420
    @fon420 8 років тому +25

    i feel like this is an accurate representation of how the military actually functions

    • @heghog5899
      @heghog5899 7 років тому +2

      Go Face First Yeah, just fucking around😂

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 7 років тому +1

      HegHog Can confirm,have a friend in the military.

    • @imnottrynagivemyrealnameon1319
      @imnottrynagivemyrealnameon1319 7 років тому

      Go Face First you have to have a sense of humor when you do what they do

  • @TheNexan_
    @TheNexan_ 7 років тому +299

    Time to scour the comments to see if anybody's translated that Norwegian.

    • @TheNexan_
      @TheNexan_ 7 років тому +69

      oh my god it was even better than whatever weird phrase i came up with in my head thank you

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 6 років тому +6

      under those comments i would love to see someone translate it into another language that most viewers don't understand followed by "you're welcome"

    • @makyx4303
      @makyx4303 6 років тому +1

      Schneemann fun fact: das kann ich lesen du spacken nice try

    • @VariouschipHD
      @VariouschipHD 6 років тому +2

      Runner Well he doesn’t say “die”, not sure where you got that from

  • @jonahpwns
    @jonahpwns 8 років тому +1679

    When Womble criticizes people's videos but only makes one a month.....

    • @jimjamb0300
      @jimjamb0300 8 років тому +286

      Purple Is Cheeki But it's worth the wait.

    • @WaraPig0305
      @WaraPig0305 8 років тому +225

      Would still rather watch 1 genuinely funny video than one of the 10 "funny" videos that SOM3ON3 puts up every day

    • @Kisarez
      @Kisarez 8 років тому +122

      Purple Is Cheeki he never criticized amounts of uploads, he criticized/satirized character and style, which i feel was funny and legit, since i don't like those type of videos. I like Womble's quality

    • @willyneri7067
      @willyneri7067 8 років тому +1

      Purple Is Cheeki It just takes two days to make one. He only chooses to prolong it for more revenue from his patreons

    • @blitz6202
      @blitz6202 8 років тому +60

      quality over quantity

  • @touchedbydad6610
    @touchedbydad6610 5 років тому +7

    Two years later and "NoOooOO don't touch me" still kills me