Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 8)

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  • @elpenguinoofmexico1388
    @elpenguinoofmexico1388 7 років тому +3169

    2:47 Nevil says "Do they have an AK by the way?"
    I have dedicated my life to translating Nevil's speech into proper english. This is a major breakthrough in my work.

    • @sayanmaitra2005
      @sayanmaitra2005 6 років тому +161

      His name is Holy an Evil. You will get that in Arma 3 Bulshittery xD

    • @willjoyce5013
      @willjoyce5013 6 років тому +403

      He's still Nevil to us

    • @Face08
      @Face08 6 років тому +54

      So he misspelled his own name...

    • @timothymichael1429
      @timothymichael1429 6 років тому +63

      Anttac221
      no he spells it HolynEvil

    • @jetons2582
      @jetons2582 6 років тому +162

      2:05 - 'How you get more few huut saay ziid? 'means 'How do you get more views but stay shit'.

  • @justchilling7150
    @justchilling7150 7 років тому +4793

    Womble knew that the palace had a second floor because his crosshair placement is so bad he just walks in looking up and sees it.

    • @ImSaixe
      @ImSaixe 7 років тому +83

      Just Chilling Welp. That's one mystery solved.

    • @Hockexx
      @Hockexx 7 років тому +51

      I was unaware of said second floor until i saw a thread on Reddit a few months ago about it. I started playing CS:GO January 2014 :D

    • @Hok7a
      @Hok7a 7 років тому +160

      I can't believe I just read "croissant" instead of "crosshair", I'm a fucking dyslexic piece of shit

    • @danghostman2814
      @danghostman2814 7 років тому +150

      Its OK. Lots of people have lexdysia.

    • @HeartDigger9
      @HeartDigger9 7 років тому

      Hok7a kj

  • @BlockedIsNotAGoat
    @BlockedIsNotAGoat 7 років тому +6948

    Cyanide actually going to a university and studying is the most ridiculous thing I've heard the entire week.

    • @lordmaniac9775
      @lordmaniac9775 7 років тому +412

      Business Management? Atleast it's not Gender Studies.

    • @cosmiclive4437
      @cosmiclive4437 7 років тому +408

      I was surprised it wasn't Nutrition Science.

    • @xaina222
      @xaina222 7 років тому +245

      He'll have to take over the family's multi millions dollar business someday so it make sense

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 7 років тому +54

      Blocked Cyanide going to college is like a Rolls Royce hybrid Phantom; utterly ridiculous.

    • @oldmanramblingatclouds
      @oldmanramblingatclouds 7 років тому +19

      Serious question, but isn't Cyanide a firefighter or something? I seem to have read that on Reddit or something.

  • @cruye9633
    @cruye9633 5 років тому +5323

    Moogle's voice is so relaxing. I want him to read me a bedtime story.

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 5 років тому +273

      Cruye :
      Imagine Moogle reporting a crime in his neighborhood with that almost-emotionless voice.
      "Can I blow your mind...?"
      Also, nice to see Moogle appreciation.

    • @maddoxtalker9844
      @maddoxtalker9844 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao fr fr

    • @slee373
      @slee373 4 роки тому +175

      I want Nevil to read me a bed time story. That would be fucking brilliant

    • @mitchell1091
      @mitchell1091 4 роки тому +92

      Imagine if Quebec and Moogle had a baby. 😍😍😍

    • @jakub-kube
      @jakub-kube 4 роки тому +81

      @@mitchell1091 what the fuck

  • @leetlebob8203
    @leetlebob8203 6 років тому +2469

    I love how nevil has yellow writing since he's more important than everyone else.

  • @chickencurry420
    @chickencurry420 4 роки тому +1950

    5:40 It's not the fact that her joke was so unapologetically stupid, it's the fact that she's so amused with herself that really kills me XD

    • @pandajabba4074
      @pandajabba4074 4 роки тому +20

      I dont get the joke tho?

    • @p1ubber
      @p1ubber 4 роки тому +8

      Nobody notices that its in 2 different rounds too

    • @Shazed39
      @Shazed39 4 роки тому +76

      her "joke" isnt actually stupid just no one there understood it ;D the flowers change color when they get destroyed

    • @sandeshks1034
      @sandeshks1034 4 роки тому +2

      Who is "her"? She definitely isnt nep... Because nep shoots her... So who is that?

    • @Mac-ih1zf
      @Mac-ih1zf 4 роки тому +20

      @@sandeshks1034 They refer to her as Julia in the video, but I don't really know. Probably just another ZF member.

  • @Lime_Trooper
    @Lime_Trooper 6 років тому +3389

    Womble: sorry I'm not very good at CS
    (A few moments later)
    Womble: I am amazing at counterstrike global offensive

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 5 років тому +48

      Womble: I am a professional CSGO player and you're not.
      Few moments later
      Cyanide: "Professional CSGO player" he says...
      Womble: I never said I was any good.

    • @hoodycoo4391
      @hoodycoo4391 5 років тому +12

      HES STARTING TO BELIEVE

    • @HYPER_BRUH_
      @HYPER_BRUH_ 5 років тому +2

      Have a like, number 400

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 5 років тому +1

      Reminds me of that Lazypurple bit.
      "Wow I'm so good at this game and now I'm dead!"

  • @beedubree2550
    @beedubree2550 3 роки тому +134

    10:36 i love how you can hear the csgo music blasting out of cyanide’s headphones so loud that it gets picked up by his mic

  • @jaredbrockwayable
    @jaredbrockwayable 7 років тому +1747

    Always worth the wait, see you in a month

    • @yukiurahara2732
      @yukiurahara2732 7 років тому +24

      Jared Brockway Yup, see you there lads

    • @KY_100
      @KY_100 7 років тому

      ia so likne vl

    • @Will-pd6vj
      @Will-pd6vj 7 років тому +38

      A month? Are you wishing for a miracle? We'll be lucky if it two.

    • @5o346
      @5o346 7 років тому +1

      Its cause he streams he gets all these clips from his streams

    • @jaredbrockwayable
      @jaredbrockwayable 7 років тому +5

      On average it's about a month between videos lol rarely is it more than that

  • @HeyItsNate
    @HeyItsNate 7 років тому +2864

    I'm waiting for Nevil to just go "hey guys, I don't really talk like that I just talk like that to fuck with you guys"

    • @kiohyax9059
      @kiohyax9059 7 років тому +160

      HeyItsNate reminds me of the wheelchair guy

    • @MrTophatcat
      @MrTophatcat 7 років тому +17

      JFJ?

    • @gattsu9368
      @gattsu9368 7 років тому +121

      then he says it with a sexy Aussie accent

    • @tenacityxl
      @tenacityxl 7 років тому +11

      Basically Steve from Borderlands XD

    • @damienkillani6121
      @damienkillani6121 7 років тому +15

      HeyItsNate He's playing the long con

  • @cobblestone3089
    @cobblestone3089 7 років тому +5246

    I died when they said nevil had communication issues with his wife

    • @harrychen5886
      @harrychen5886 7 років тому +79

      Cobblestone308 they're not wrong...

    • @harrychen5886
      @harrychen5886 7 років тому +170

      Pyrrhus of Epirus​ nah I'm good. And that was a vwhile back. We all make stupid of damn decisions we regret. If you didn't... Hats off to you

    • @chrisz.2297
      @chrisz.2297 7 років тому +39

      Pyrrhus of Epirus Who even write comments like you do?

    • @cobblestone3089
      @cobblestone3089 7 років тому +40

      I JUST WANTED TO EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS ON THE VIDEO ;_;

    • @hazerdasfinale8433
      @hazerdasfinale8433 7 років тому +23

      He was happily divorced........green cards.......green cards man!

  • @jamesnigelkunjuro12
    @jamesnigelkunjuro12 Рік тому +368

    After seeing Womble's face reveal in the Forest video essay - I was confused at how a handsome man couldn't find love... Then I remembered he had asymmetric nipples. RIP

  • @nuclearwoof9623
    @nuclearwoof9623 5 років тому +3656

    Don't let this distract you to the fact that Nevil's name is actually Holy N Evil

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 5 років тому +78

      I thought it was honeynevil

    • @imbadatusernames3304
      @imbadatusernames3304 4 роки тому +9

      @@anirvana how

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 4 роки тому +122

      @@imbadatusernames3304 ...by not paying attention?

    • @olbradley
      @olbradley 4 роки тому

      666 likes rn perfect timing.

    • @salsal3662
      @salsal3662 3 роки тому +3

      holy nevil*

  • @MartHommes
    @MartHommes 7 років тому +9351

    Inhales.... *DID YOU KNOW?*

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  7 років тому +5229

    One of the challenges with this type of channel is that it's difficult to keep people informed when it comes to what I'm doing (what with my videos not being in the 'UA-camr talks to a camera' format). Therefore I seem to just disappear...for weeks. Sorry about that. But rest assured I'm always busy. An update for you all:
    In the 5 weeks since the last video, I spent the initial two weeks working on a video essay side-project. But that's a long way from being ready and I'm chipping away at it in small chunks. And in the remaining three weeks I created this video, with the first week being structural editing and then weeks 2 and 3 being the text/general fixes, etc.
    The switch from Sony Vegas to Adobe Premiere seems to be going well. But it's not saving me as much time as I'd hoped. But it is making it much easier to tell how many scenes I have to work with, to prevent jokes falling through the cracks, etc. It was certainly worth the switch.
    My next plan is to edit a couple of lesser known bullshitteries. I've got a fun idea for an animation thing, but I'm not sure if it'll work out yet. Bear with me there. I'm going to start the editing and then see if it's worth talking to a proper animation studio or just leave it and move on.
    Hope you're all well.

    • @milkandciggiess
      @milkandciggiess 7 років тому +33

      you do you womble !

    • @aryaman_saini
      @aryaman_saini 7 років тому +9

      SovietWomble love u Womble!!

    • @sizgaming5794
      @sizgaming5794 7 років тому +43

      SovietWomble take your time. this vid will entertain us for 5 more weeks 😀

    • @Boshbon
      @Boshbon 7 років тому +2

      What level is your overwatch acct Soviet?

    • @joe_z2042
      @joe_z2042 7 років тому +1

      SovietWomble like this Pls womble biggest fan and I'm Irish so ..... that's something 😁😁

  • @hardcorepanda3576
    @hardcorepanda3576 5 років тому +4912

    6:33 He raged so bad his indian accent popped up again.

  • @llOriginll
    @llOriginll 7 років тому +1248

    Yo Womble, I hope you're still enjoying making these videos. This one was an absolute belter. Just wanted to chip and say that I hope you're not getting in that 'rutt' of constant improvement. Your next bullshittery doesn't need to be funnier than this one, or the next or the next etc etc. You don't need to record a million hours of footage where you previously recorded twenty. We all enjoy your content for the quality banter as much as the casual jovial conversation. Don't forget that, you're not a performer, you're just a real cool guy with great friends :)
    Have a cracking year mate, will be watching (y)

    • @mystraven7770
      @mystraven7770 7 років тому +19

      Good one mate! Have a comment!

    • @luciferg12
      @luciferg12 7 років тому +10

      Well said!

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  7 років тому +219

      Of course. And thank you for saying so.
      Sure sure...I mean it's not going to be possible for every single episode to be the best one. I'm more just conscious of the fact that I need to always be improving my editing skill-set. An idol of mine, CaptainDisillusion, puts the work of 99% of UA-camrs to absolute shame, including my own. He shows that there's always a lot more to learn.

    • @rakun420
      @rakun420 7 років тому +2

      these are from his live stream tho.he isnt technically "recording" them

    • @BlockedIsNotAGoat
      @BlockedIsNotAGoat 7 років тому +9

      Hey Soviet, in case you see this, I wanna put in my 2 cents, while it is always good to have a wide set of skills when it comes editing, you don't always have to throw in all your cards in one video, don't implement something you've learned just because it's new and fresh, implement it because it fits, that's one of the things you are well known for, everything in your videos fits and meshes well, the synergy is always fantastic with each and every one of your videos, however I didn't feel that synergy in this episode.
      TL;DR: Sometimes more is less.

  • @bachhongtran
    @bachhongtran 6 років тому +5892

    Nep's voice is absolutely adorable.

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 6 років тому +447

      Cake's*

    • @Segnor1
      @Segnor1 6 років тому +84

      Yeah, because Nep's voice has really nothing special.

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 6 років тому +247

      @@civilsecuritylite12054 her moans are lenny face

    • @amymglick
      @amymglick 6 років тому +138

      CAKE IS THE MOST ADORABLE also who the hell is she

    • @Srparisher
      @Srparisher 5 років тому +35

      What accent does nep have? I would love to find someone with the same

  • @jerichoheath2189
    @jerichoheath2189 6 років тому +1013

    At 6:18 here you can see 2 stormtroopers and 1 stormtrooper shooting at each other in a gunfight to the death, this is the only time that their intensive training has ever been able to payoff for the 1 stormtrooper and he is now victorious with 2 notches on his gun and still talking about it to his fellow stormtroopers to this day.

    • @WisdomCatto
      @WisdomCatto 6 років тому +13

      Perfect

    • @matheusdiefenthaeler5342
      @matheusdiefenthaeler5342 5 років тому +3

      Soviet wasn't really a stormtrooper that day xD

    • @mrkaran3949
      @mrkaran3949 5 років тому

      @Jericho Heath Soviet can do anything except stop himself from being scared

    • @Bernardos2002
      @Bernardos2002 5 років тому

      What mostly surprises me is that he didn't do any spray at all, AN MANAGED TO HIT AT LEAST 10 BULLETS ON BOTH OF THEM

    • @mrkaran3949
      @mrkaran3949 5 років тому

      @@Bernardos2002 That was just sheer dumb luck and nothing else or im wrong and Womble can aim pretty well

  • @cragscleft1658
    @cragscleft1658 5 років тому +654

    3:06 Who is this man. He has the single best voice I've ever heard in my entire life, period. I'm jealous af

  • @nexonlel6741
    @nexonlel6741 7 років тому +109

    The perfect placement of every SINGLE subtitles is just ugh Perfect teach me please! editing god Womble

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +217

    "this game is like your mother"
    "it's a shit"
    i laughed so hard i felt myself physically cry

  • @tomoshowells5503
    @tomoshowells5503 4 роки тому +1106

    "I've been single for 6 years now"
    Me 3 years later: poor womble

    • @XaleanderS
      @XaleanderS 4 роки тому +8

      Is he still single?

    • @triatheraider1612
      @triatheraider1612 4 роки тому +48

      @@XaleanderS yes

    • @MrMighty147
      @MrMighty147 4 роки тому +62

      Well spending your entire live at the computer does that for you.

    • @ananaithnid7495
      @ananaithnid7495 4 роки тому +73

      He'll get the sausage roll lady, one day. Until then he shall stare wistfully through the window, silent tears barely held back.

    • @KaeYoss
      @KaeYoss 4 роки тому +14

      He should be making with the "gimme gimme gimme give it to meee" chick.

  • @kickasspeanuts
    @kickasspeanuts 5 років тому +290

    2:50
    Nevil: I dont know. *in broken english*
    Ed: Got to a point where even Nevil doesn't know what he's saying.
    Nevil: *gives Ed the bird in broken english*

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 5 років тому +1719

    4:34 Nep goes from “stop stop stop stop”
    To, “lemme see” 😂

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 6 років тому +122

    “Actually I was an IVF baby” in response to “you were an accident” might just be the best thing I’ve ever heard anyone say ever

  • @Runovaris
    @Runovaris 7 років тому +170

    During lunch break at work my mind wandered, wondering when Soviet would upload something new, because his videos are quality and make my day better instantly.
    You can imagine my reaction when I finally got home after a long day, and saw this video in my feed.
    - SovietWomble, reduces an adult man to tears by simply uploading a video

    • @kingvvolfi2186
      @kingvvolfi2186 7 років тому

      Rani Neyraei it was exactly the same here xD

    • @imperiumltd
      @imperiumltd 7 років тому

      Rani Neyraei same here dude xD

  • @liamott7057
    @liamott7057 5 років тому +202

    6:17 after all this time, I am still asking my self "of all the songs he could have chose, he chose the power rangers theme from the 1990s, and it is the only song that works!?"

  • @Lishadra
    @Lishadra 7 років тому +65

    "Just bear in mind, it will take me three days to respawn" made me laugh harder than it should've.

    • @muhammadtsaqeef705
      @muhammadtsaqeef705 7 років тому

      Lishadra i don't understand this joke

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 7 років тому +5

      Iz Reina Jesus died and then returned on the third day. The player is pretending the same will happen to his character, since his username is Jesus. ^^

    • @barrythecommie6684
      @barrythecommie6684 7 років тому +1

      it took me a while to get this joke as well, its so great

  • @Al.j.Vasquez
    @Al.j.Vasquez 6 років тому +1256

    2:07 "How do you get more views with this shit"
    I've watched these videos so many times that I'm starting to understand nevil.

    • @choichoi2923
      @choichoi2923 5 років тому +37

      He said kill not view

    • @realhoangtrump4440
      @realhoangtrump4440 5 років тому +104

      "How do you get more kills while stay shit"..
      Gentlements. None of us can understand Nevil..

    • @matheusdiefenthaeler5342
      @matheusdiefenthaeler5342 5 років тому +8

      @@choichoi2923 nah Khotta is right, he asked Soviet how he gets more views with this "shit" (his videos)

    • @DiddlyDoink
      @DiddlyDoink 5 років тому +8

      I heard "how you get more people to say shit" when listening to Nevil it's like a game of Chinese whispers but by yourself

    • @harrisonparker6609
      @harrisonparker6609 5 років тому +4

      You can speak fluent idiot

  • @Egenix52
    @Egenix52 7 років тому +177

    That "Hi Nevil - Fuck you" is got to be the best running joke ever. Fucking die everytime this guy appears, he is the best. And as a non - native English speaker it is pretty hilarious

    • @luckyhazard156
      @luckyhazard156 2 роки тому +1

      I come from the Future. Nevil got kicked out of ZF.

    • @Egenix52
      @Egenix52 2 роки тому +1

      @@luckyhazard156 What happened?

    • @markuscuren7045
      @markuscuren7045 Рік тому +1

      @@Egenix52 racist Twitter stuff, the works

  • @sachifaker2709
    @sachifaker2709 4 роки тому +257

    2:06 did nevil just said "how did you get more views but stay shit?"

  • @sidorovich9866
    @sidorovich9866 6 років тому +381

    "500 hours, and you can't use the bloody nades."
    Me: "3200 hours on WT and I still can't use CAS."

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 6 років тому +9

      Assuming War Thunder and CAS is Close Air Support, what I do is I just first take down other planes, then just light up AA guns or tank destroyers.
      Though that said, that's because I'm in the low tiers, where AA guns and Tank Destroyers just have exposed crew members in the back.

    • @flexWT
      @flexWT 6 років тому +2

      @@PHANTOMCOWGIRL "just" because killing fighters with ground attack planes is easy lol...

    • @PHANTOMCOWGIRL
      @PHANTOMCOWGIRL 6 років тому +2

      @@flexWT
      I mean, I do pretty well with them. The reload's a bit painful, but I do usually take them out. Then AA guns don't really seem to know what they're doing, and a couple machine gun shots or the cannons will take out the crew sat in the back.

    • @deznuey1327
      @deznuey1327 5 років тому +2

      "1377 hours still silver 3 😊"

    • @mackeral5152
      @mackeral5152 5 років тому

      Just use meta planes, 20-1KD / 98%WR on the G91YS

  • @xijinpooh4529
    @xijinpooh4529 7 років тому +1444

    welp, see you gents in another 2 months!

    • @Owen-nd2ji
      @Owen-nd2ji 7 років тому +27

      DuckVader2132 it's only going to be 1 month

    • @apfelll
      @apfelll 7 років тому +13

      Jace you had one job and failed: it's 69

    • @andrewrustav3898
      @andrewrustav3898 5 років тому +5

      2 years later...

    • @fillinthelines___6697
      @fillinthelines___6697 5 років тому +2

      @@andrewrustav3898 2 years of waiting by my laptop for another

  • @TeeziEasy
    @TeeziEasy 7 років тому +1857

    I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! WATCHED OLD VIDEOS BECAUSE I MISSED YOU!

    • @TeeziEasy
      @TeeziEasy 7 років тому

      :D

    • @bernhardnielsen6938
      @bernhardnielsen6938 7 років тому +1

      TeeziEasy same here :P

    • @robinsanness6539
      @robinsanness6539 7 років тому +10

      Thats the best with Soviet. You can watch his old videos and still find them funny while waiting for a new video

    • @TeeziEasy
      @TeeziEasy 7 років тому +19

      Time to wait another month. :/

    • @lauri.lyijymaali
      @lauri.lyijymaali 7 років тому

      TeeziEasy me 2

  • @danielsantorski5270
    @danielsantorski5270 3 роки тому +52

    To be fair to Soviet, shouting 'TURN AROUND' is the exact kind of backseat advice that causes friendly fire in CS. If you don't want someone to panic fire, don't panic yourself.

  • @wutintornation8215
    @wutintornation8215 7 років тому +288

    Storm troopers:miss miss miss
    Jedi womble:*kills both*
    And so the jedi win

  • @Luckster
    @Luckster 7 років тому +554

    The phrase "Did you know" is forever cursed, it seems

    • @MXCN_El1011
      @MXCN_El1011 7 років тому +12

      DID you know...

    • @Luckster
      @Luckster 7 років тому +14

      NO

    • @philippebeauchamp2827
      @philippebeauchamp2827 7 років тому +1

      what does the sentence references to? I missed the original moment in another video I guess

    • @kubabakomnene
      @kubabakomnene 7 років тому +5

      Philippe Beauchamp " Did you know? " was Cyanide's idea, and he just kept saying random stuff then it got annoying.

    • @boringperson-zb8vy
      @boringperson-zb8vy 7 років тому +3

      Cyanide kept telling "did you know" facts and it got annoying. It was another CS:GO video, watch it.

  • @SpookyTug
    @SpookyTug 6 років тому +294

    "Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop"
    *5 seconds later*
    "Lemme see. Lemme see."

    • @spencerd1536
      @spencerd1536 6 років тому

      Are you saying you want to see my hairy nips? Well, I never! My word! Good God, man!

    • @SpookyTug
      @SpookyTug 6 років тому

      @@spencerd1536 no nep wants to see Soviets.

    • @spencerd1536
      @spencerd1536 6 років тому +1

      @@SpookyTug I tried.

    • @duydome
      @duydome 5 років тому +1

      every girl when having the first sex.

  • @brianalvarez1358
    @brianalvarez1358 5 років тому +193

    3:55 nep's laugh so sweet 🤣

    • @TheBluePhoenix008
      @TheBluePhoenix008 3 роки тому +1

      Quebec, Moogle Cake and Nep have such a therapeutic voice. One of them is liked for a different reason.

  • @iandavid6983
    @iandavid6983 7 років тому +414

    Soviet I can name so many reasons why you are single, but all of them are the reasons I laugh at you, so. I appreciate you being single Soviet.

    • @miklob1778
      @miklob1778 7 років тому +99

      Not all of us can lock ourselves in a bathroom.

    • @pacific_rifle5328
      @pacific_rifle5328 7 років тому

      Ortund can i have a drop please

  • @ClownyGuyToo
    @ClownyGuyToo 7 років тому +296

    It takes forever for him to upload
    But god damn it, it's worth it

    • @komay
      @komay 7 років тому +13

      Well, he doesn't actually motion track his text to moving heads, therefore he has to keyframe each movement individually for a bunch of clips that can go up to 10 minutes, I've actually edited a bullshittery episode completely on my own and it is a pain in the ass, I didn't even finish it (Farming Simulator) and I ended up losing the file (which sucks because it made the video much more enjoyable).

    • @darkhellspartan975
      @darkhellspartan975 7 років тому

      oh fuck that, i tried doing that once (just messing around with vegas) and just went nope after 10 minutes.

    • @ClownyGuyToo
      @ClownyGuyToo 7 років тому +2

      DarkHellSpartan
      Yeah I do that in my vids you can see that when I do it it's not completely accurate, but close enough
      (Not self advertising)

    • @AveryJS3
      @AveryJS3 7 років тому +1

      i wish cyanide uploaded lmao

    • @AwesomeBoss55
      @AwesomeBoss55 7 років тому

      I feel like his videos are getting less funny, the FC3 one was great though (and Arma too) but especially CS Go

  • @the_barna
    @the_barna 7 років тому +204

    Thank you! I was so much waiting for this video!

  • @Hello-dy6up
    @Hello-dy6up 3 роки тому +82

    I'm rewatching this after 3 years and now I am scared that I can understand what Nevil is saying

    • @OGbluetooth_
      @OGbluetooth_ 3 роки тому +8

      You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Nevil

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 2 роки тому

      "He jumped down to... connector:

  • @komay
    @komay 7 років тому +8

    I'm grateful for the fact that you were a UA-camr in the first place. I can't actually watch your stream due to timezone differences so it's really good that you get your content from there. Keep up the good work dude.

    • @geangu98
      @geangu98 7 років тому

      komay same here

    • @annaradford6752
      @annaradford6752 7 років тому

      some times can watch some days after as I think there is a month to watch them or 2 months but each twitcher might have it set differently..

  • @Grimm9816
    @Grimm9816 6 років тому +627

    after watching for so long.
    2:36 Nevil actually did kill him cyanide lied.

  • @BushHuss
    @BushHuss 7 років тому +543

    "hello" "don't engage her!" Hahahah so funny

    • @aezrithferova6928
      @aezrithferova6928 6 років тому

      HAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @loadeddice7831
      @loadeddice7831 6 років тому +2

      No more thumbs up, gotta keep this as 69

    • @WarKid255866
      @WarKid255866 6 років тому

      Does bro stream? Lol

  • @homina1632
    @homina1632 4 роки тому +81

    6:47 Person in game chat heartbroken by SovietWomble.

  • @boxingbear1263
    @boxingbear1263 7 років тому +2600

    do u know why India are never in the world cup
    because every time they get a corner they open a shop

    • @Manhattan_project.420
      @Manhattan_project.420 7 років тому +7

      SSsniperghost warrior hmm

    • @fil2337
      @fil2337 7 років тому +2

      xDDDD

    • @nova56
      @nova56 7 років тому +2

      SSsniperghost warrior XD

    • @TheKraken0409
      @TheKraken0409 7 років тому +58

      as an indian i find that offensive but funny as well

    • @coinexplorer
      @coinexplorer 7 років тому +2

      SSsniperghost warrior e

  • @buckon5295
    @buckon5295 7 років тому +1391

    I fucking love nevil

    • @Zood94
      @Zood94 7 років тому +70

      *i fukkin luv holly n evil

    • @rafidwiriz
      @rafidwiriz 7 років тому +146

      "Hi Nevil"
      "Fuck you"
      Great reply

    • @tiniestmang0
      @tiniestmang0 7 років тому +62

      "It's not Nevil you bich"

    • @wak4315
      @wak4315 7 років тому +45

      "sovie"

    • @neonleoneon
      @neonleoneon 7 років тому +33

      Can someone please make a compilation of Nevil?

  • @tohrulol
    @tohrulol 7 років тому +46

    I'd love a compilation of Womble doing something good in CS and everyone else getting angry about it.

  • @nothingbettertodo4729
    @nothingbettertodo4729 5 років тому +103

    3:47 don't mind me, i'm just highlighting my favorite part

  • @xhefos2899
    @xhefos2899 7 років тому +220

    honestly I don't care that you take super long to upload womble your videos are so worth it

    • @kaensuuunnni1525
      @kaensuuunnni1525 7 років тому +2

      xhefos the potato slayer
      Yep.
      Specially hearing Nep begging and say "gimme gimme... give it to me!"

    • @nicolasknauer600
      @nicolasknauer600 7 років тому +2

      DONT SAY THAT HELL USE THAT AS EXCUSE TO TAKE EVEN LONGER D:

  • @jeremyk7210
    @jeremyk7210 7 років тому +132

    Every video he puts out is always worth the 5 months wait

  • @CheatOnWifesen
    @CheatOnWifesen 7 років тому +2746

    See you in the next 5 weeks guys

  • @GuyWithAHat
    @GuyWithAHat 4 роки тому +19

    1:02 It took me so long (I’m talking about a year) to realize that “BionicBabe” is Womble’s twitch chat and not a cheesy name Wonble nicknamed himself

  • @nightray9500
    @nightray9500 7 років тому +404

    *Womble uploads* CLICKING INTENSIFIES

    • @conorinc
      @conorinc 7 років тому +40

      *Womble uploads* "I CANT SEE MY SCREEN CUZ OF SOME WHITE STUFF"

  • @BlackHawk8801
    @BlackHawk8801 7 років тому +84

    "They had communication trouble" ahahahha omg that is sooo evil of you Soviet :D

    • @robertodimitrov6844
      @robertodimitrov6844 7 років тому +19

      that is sooo "nevil" of you Soviet
      ..... get it nEVIL??
      im gonna leave now

    • @foxtrot1962
      @foxtrot1962 7 років тому +2

      BlackHawk8801 just like Nevil, he's Holy N Evil

  • @RadityaRafi
    @RadityaRafi 5 років тому +138

    i just realized nevil said "do they have an AK btw?" after watching this for a total of 10 times

    • @oldtimegames96
      @oldtimegames96 3 роки тому

      You should see cyanide translating Nevil in PUBG bullshittery.

  • @markooz635
    @markooz635 5 років тому +97

    'Just bear in mind it will take me 3 days to respawn' - Jesus.

    • @ArchivedTony
      @ArchivedTony 5 років тому +2

      I make subtitled CSGO funny moments vids, if you’re looking for that kind of content :) you don’t have to check out my channel, it just seemed like you like these types of vids so I thought I’d let you know, I hope I didn’t upset you

    • @panobato5984
      @panobato5984 5 років тому

      P2M You good bro?

    • @munztere6426
      @munztere6426 3 роки тому

      4:10

  • @Jackrodder
    @Jackrodder 6 років тому +122

    9:23 omg Nep's laugh. it's so cute! Like Cake!

  • @LLLadySSS
    @LLLadySSS 5 років тому +492

    8:16 *_I LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG_*

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 5 років тому +2

      OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😀😃😃😁😆😄😃😀😃😁😆😆😃😀😁😆😁😃😃😅😂😂😀

    • @animeandshenanigans
      @animeandshenanigans 5 років тому +1

      That was not funny for me

    • @PatrikPavic
      @PatrikPavic 5 років тому +4

      The sign says energy in russian

    • @NoNO-oy2vk
      @NoNO-oy2vk 5 років тому +2

      Praise it

    • @arielx0872
      @arielx0872 5 років тому +1

      same hahaahaaahaa

  • @Tealcc
    @Tealcc 6 років тому +721

    "They Had communication problems" 😂

  • @mrklaus6232
    @mrklaus6232 3 роки тому +8

    11:08 The way Soviet just full spray everywhere is gold. You can clearly sense the pure terror when they said "turn around"
    He is litteraly an handicap lmao

  • @Chris-nj8we
    @Chris-nj8we 7 років тому +253

    Womble couldn't miss an opportunity to upload in 4/20 :D.

    • @nowthatscrazy
      @nowthatscrazy 7 років тому +18

      Nero or 20/4 for the rest of the world.

    • @axeace1413
      @axeace1413 7 років тому +4

      Nero AKSHULEE, the part if the world that uses that date system is in the minority. America does not equal the rest of the world

    • @clawwer4404
      @clawwer4404 7 років тому

      It dsnt mather if it's 20/4 for the rest of the world, Just say 4/20 !! Could you please just say 420 just for today ??

    • @Chris-nj8we
      @Chris-nj8we 7 років тому +1

      I don't even use that date system, it was just appropriate for this "joke".

    • @Sadend
      @Sadend 7 років тому +5

      9/11

  • @Darnalt60
    @Darnalt60 7 років тому +468

    Cyanide: did you know?-
    Everone else: NO noO nO
    Cyanide: nonono its not like-
    love it xDDD

  • @nathanielmungcal6453
    @nathanielmungcal6453 7 років тому +2394

    Is this the end of the series???
    I hope not because i am loving this

    • @Searoar96
      @Searoar96 7 років тому +109

      It always depends on what they are playing. So good chances, that there will be some more

    • @ananaithnid7495
      @ananaithnid7495 7 років тому +82

      Womble still plays CS:GO a fair amount, so most likely there will be other bullshitteries. However he's spent the last few weeks on a side project, and is currently testing to see if he has enough footage for a bullshittery in another game.

    • @potatoshasha4604
      @potatoshasha4604 6 років тому +2

      Momo Momungcs
      Probably because cs is a dead game

    • @chrisbartow192
      @chrisbartow192 6 років тому +64

      Momo Momungcs THIS SERIES IS A FUCKING CURE FOR DEPPRESSION

    • @sebastiancolangelo3645
      @sebastiancolangelo3645 6 років тому +5

      He’s got a twitch channel

  • @maddogb2020
    @maddogb2020 5 років тому +570

    We’re playing with Christ
    Christ: bear in mind it will take me 3 days to respawn😂😂😂best joke In he video

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 4 роки тому

      Spicy Gamer Memes

  • @Brian3642
    @Brian3642 7 років тому +134

    Nep's laugh is one of he cutest laughs I've ever heard

  • @bryrk
    @bryrk 7 років тому +99

    Well time to watch this 6 times in a row rather than doing my chemistry coursework that's due tomorrow :)

    • @winter2061
      @winter2061 7 років тому +1

      Bryony The Overthinking Pigeon agreed time to go do homework lol

    • @pacla3370
      @pacla3370 7 років тому

      Neked is!

  • @ImJacien
    @ImJacien 7 років тому +104

    THE JESUS JOKE RUINED ME I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. I DIE EVERY TIME I THINK OF IT. PLEASE HELP MEEEE.

    • @jonathanUnderscore
      @jonathanUnderscore 7 років тому +33

      Bradley Stamper when you die do you come back 3 days later?

    • @doommarine7634
      @doommarine7634 7 років тому +1

      I see what you did there...

    • @ahoorasalimi717
      @ahoorasalimi717 7 років тому

      Bradley Stamper dont worry jesus is with u and he will save u

    • @ImJacien
      @ImJacien 7 років тому

      Ahoora Salimi I don't believe in that but thank you

  • @old-worldghost3451
    @old-worldghost3451 5 років тому +24

    When you listen to Nevil talk without reading the subs, you can understand him better. That or I'm just used to listening to people talk in broken english

  • @open4874
    @open4874 7 років тому +123

    Is it just me or i want Fitz and SovietWomble to be friends.

    • @budaigergely7746
      @budaigergely7746 7 років тому +34

      2Fast4U Thats a DANGEROUS idea... but good..

  • @roxana1986
    @roxana1986 7 років тому +108

    00:00 - We're kind of missing something...
    00:10 - can I have a drop please Soviet?
    00:21 - Cyanide fun facts again!.. or not
    00:27 - Cyanide interested in making money
    00:58 - Nep touching a terrorist
    01:12 - Edberg preparing to be an assasin
    01:19 - Globul
    01:46 - Power-up cookies for Cyanide
    01:59 - engaging Nep
    02:04 - Nevil in CS:GO
    03:03 - Soviet can I blow your mind?
    03:37 - great at throwing things p1
    03:48 - dis game is a shit
    03:58 - fucking with squeaky
    04:08 - Jesus in CS:GO
    04:15 - great at throwing things p2
    04:27 - Asymmetrical nipples
    05:14 - Terrible magic trick
    05:52 - Invisible hand turning down the difficulty for Soviet
    06:40 - Soviet carrying and finding friends among the terrorist
    07:37 - Mexican stealing globals
    07:49 - Cyanide becoming vocal
    08:12 - OH YOU a CSGO sitcom
    08:33 - Nevil saving
    08:50 - Suspicious barrel p1
    08:58 - Soviet giving guns
    09:28 - Cyanide being an accident
    10:00 - Suspicious barrel p2
    10:16 - Give it to me baby!
    10:27 - Audio settings maximized
    10:42 - great at throwing things p3
    11:08 - panic fire
    11:25 - throwing everything
    11:34 - the reactions of a potato
    11:50 - blocking Cyanide's nade

    • @hoon9738
      @hoon9738 7 років тому +1

      roh86 is it nep that doing the teribble magic trick?

    • @darkhellspartan975
      @darkhellspartan975 7 років тому

      no its another grill, you can see on the log that nep actually shoots the other grill

    • @terribleray
      @terribleray 7 років тому

      roh86 Wait is this the episode where cyanide said he was a fiv child or something

  • @aeiou4802
    @aeiou4802 7 років тому +436

    After months I can finally decrypt nevil transcript into English
    2:05 how do you get more kills but you stay still
    2:11 he jump down fuck
    2:15 he jump down to... don't matter
    2:46 do they have an ak by the way?

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 7 років тому +9

      Open Flow thank you,I had no idea what the hell he said,so thank you

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 7 років тому +39

      Open Flow and by the way,his name isn't Nevil,it's HolyN'Evil,soviet just read it wrong and thought it was HolyNevil,watch his arma 3 bullshittery episodes and he'll finally realize his mistake

    • @aeiou4802
      @aeiou4802 7 років тому +15

      Cameron Jalbert Yeah I know. I guess I forgot to put parentheses sorry. But I know deep inside we all still know him as Nevil lol

    • @gamingdemon12
      @gamingdemon12 7 років тому +1

      Open Flow yep

    • @TNTNinja2
      @TNTNinja2 7 років тому +33

      Just In! Timber Wolf 2:15 it’s actually “he jumped down too... connecter”

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard 5 років тому +82

    6:30 I could feel Cyanide's emotions as if they were mine.

  • @AmrothEldarion
    @AmrothEldarion 7 років тому +20

    Soviet XD Your editing is MAGICAL. I swear.
    And Nep is ever charming ;-;

  • @MaintainMundane
    @MaintainMundane 7 років тому +41

    Thx for existing SovietWomble!!

  • @theodorewinstone-hooper1446
    @theodorewinstone-hooper1446 7 років тому +14

    I love the difference between cyanide and neps voice on the 'uh huh' part at 10:22

  • @readingking1421
    @readingking1421 Рік тому +2

    You know, as I rewatch these, I'm seeing Soviet as MVP for 'most eliminations' quite often. Didn't realize how not bad he's been this whole time.

  • @ZephyrNL
    @ZephyrNL 6 років тому +122

    10:19 is magic

  • @Ayz024
    @Ayz024 7 років тому +47

    3:20 actually blew my mind and I'm playing go since 2012

    • @Ropsu01
      @Ropsu01 7 років тому

      Ayaz Same

    • @FarhadHakimov
      @FarhadHakimov 7 років тому

      Shame on you, people

    • @Ayz024
      @Ayz024 7 років тому

      Farhad Khakimov well sorry for keeping my aim at a constant headshot angle :')

  • @Samuell998
    @Samuell998 7 років тому +25

    When every one is talking about hand that turn down the difficulty for Soviet (6:38), you can see a hand on a container right next to Soviet.
    Coincidence?
    I think not.

  • @mellow2977
    @mellow2977 5 років тому +95

    10:30 having NBK in his friendlist, seems normal to me

    • @tomaszwiatr5290
      @tomaszwiatr5290 4 роки тому +5

      He literally played a game with him in the previous episode

    • @mellow2977
      @mellow2977 4 роки тому

      @@tomaszwiatr5290 I... I know...

  • @supremegen3268
    @supremegen3268 7 років тому +369

    just noticed they were playing on the old inferno. that clip must be pretty old

    • @stalincat2457
      @stalincat2457 7 років тому +91

      This can happen. by the time The Culling bullshittery part 2 came out the CliveRock account was already ten months old. Still I'd rather have this than watching a mediocre video every week.

    • @supremegen3268
      @supremegen3268 7 років тому +5

      yea.

    • @MorganH94
      @MorganH94 7 років тому +55

      Womble keeps lots of source clips from streams in the past, so you can expect some bits to be aged.

    • @KrisHesselmark
      @KrisHesselmark 7 років тому

      Ye me2..

    • @coldiceEVO
      @coldiceEVO 7 років тому +20

      "This youtube business is so f***ing easy.”

  • @Willbo_Swaggins97
    @Willbo_Swaggins97 7 років тому +194

    Nevil sounds like he's speaking in Shakespearean era old English .

    • @matthewmac5787
      @matthewmac5787 7 років тому +6

      iv'e had to do 2 shake-spear in school and live in britan with people who like to talk old fashioned trust me it sounds nothing like it

    • @Lievcocijo
      @Lievcocijo 7 років тому +1

      nay net net aaady nepiy niddeh?

    • @nonleleh
      @nonleleh 7 років тому

      Balthazar Moriarty kek its just a joke and not a serious statement

    • @caseyryan1
      @caseyryan1 7 років тому

      Balthazar Moriarty doth haven an ak

    • @onedaxster
      @onedaxster 5 років тому

      His Vietnamese accent is utterly incomprehensible to me

  • @whiteghost5736
    @whiteghost5736 7 років тому +191

    This reminds me of the time Cyanide knifed NBK

  • @asahikenji2101
    @asahikenji2101 4 роки тому +40

    3:50 anyone replayed this part? Because I have been here for the past 10 mins and it still makes me laugh

  • @kristina7065
    @kristina7065 7 років тому +376

    just bear in mind it will take me 3 days to respawn xD

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 7 років тому +19

      I laugh at that even tho I am a chridtian lol im not triggered but it is funny hahaha

    • @3Faidonas3
      @3Faidonas3 7 років тому +9

      Yeah I also believe in chridtianism

    • @HaruNo_No
      @HaruNo_No 7 років тому +6

      Chridtian is my favorite religion

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 7 років тому +1

      +Shounai “23:45” Hidamari yep, chridtian is my favorite religion lol my mistake sorry haha... didnt even notice

    • @Gideon_the_Seraph
      @Gideon_the_Seraph 7 років тому

      Why would you even get triggered by that?

  • @shep2534
    @shep2534 7 років тому +304

    I actually never noticed that second floor in palace...

    • @kami88888
      @kami88888 7 років тому +13

      Shep what the fuck SAME I never noticed that

    • @fastwers4312
      @fastwers4312 7 років тому +8

      Me neither and i have like 1.3k hours in game lol

    • @Joshimitsu91
      @Joshimitsu91 7 років тому +9

      That's because you're not a gold nova who's looking around the environment instead of checking the angles. At least that's what I'm telling myself is the reason I didn't notice it!

    • @andruloni
      @andruloni 7 років тому +1

      Why would one need to notice it if you can't get there anyway?

    • @Jack-xo5vv
      @Jack-xo5vv 7 років тому

      Same i explored that entire map and dint notice it

  • @Wonkabonka
    @Wonkabonka 7 років тому +458

    i heard that if you go to your mirror and say cyanide cyanide cyanide(basically cyanide 3 times).
    a bowl of curry will magically appear.

    • @thegoldensealion9463
      @thegoldensealion9463 7 років тому +28

      Wonkabonka i only got a box of pringles

    • @Wonkabonka
      @Wonkabonka 7 років тому +1

      it was indeed

    • @Wonkabonka
      @Wonkabonka 7 років тому

      The Golden Sealion then go to the mirror

    • @varsityniamh
      @varsityniamh 7 років тому +9

      Thanks for this, I'm actually really fuckin hungry

    • @Wonkabonka
      @Wonkabonka 7 років тому +4

      its the power of curry. just dont think about slowly cooked lamb curry.
      you will be hungry for a week.

  • @atlascrooell7246
    @atlascrooell7246 5 років тому +18

    Invisible hand of CSGO turned knob to Stormtrooper setting for Womble....I know your pain of the Ultimate Carry.

  • @DaniIhzaFarrosi
    @DaniIhzaFarrosi 7 років тому +123

    *about to sleep
    *Womble uploads new video
    Well,.. Okay..

  • @mrguys2822
    @mrguys2822 7 років тому +150

    I really want cynide to meet swagger souls

  • @ramiroj.2381
    @ramiroj.2381 7 років тому +226

    "My nipples are asymmetrical" sounds like something Seinfeld would say WITH THAT SAME VOICE.

    • @ramiroj.2381
      @ramiroj.2381 7 років тому +29

      Are YOU Seinfeld??? I'm onto you Jerry Soviet

    • @AlexMartinez-cu5bw
      @AlexMartinez-cu5bw 7 років тому +6

      Gabriel Yo What is the deal with grenades?

  • @justc1re617
    @justc1re617 4 роки тому +13

    "Give it to me baby, CAW-CAW" is the funniest thing ever.

  • @yobroribery8318
    @yobroribery8318 5 років тому +48

    4:13 that respawn joke is so underrated

  • @GradietPanda12345
    @GradietPanda12345 7 років тому +60

    Today's a miracle! First Vanoss uploads another GTA video, then our lord and savior Soviet uploads a bullshittery video!

    • @1n0rmal
      @1n0rmal 7 років тому +1

      the magic of 420

    • @maifa9922
      @maifa9922 7 років тому +5

      yay a fellow vanoss fan who is also a soviet fan

    • @Hellbrigadier
      @Hellbrigadier 7 років тому

      maifa99 heres another

    • @BIGGRIGGER
      @BIGGRIGGER 7 років тому +1

      I prefer wildcat and mini :p

    • @Kake42096
      @Kake42096 7 років тому

      Kurt at last that took alot of time indeed.

  • @crystalfoxxie85
    @crystalfoxxie85 5 років тому +134

    "Don't engage her." 1:58

    • @seancanning9254
      @seancanning9254 5 років тому +1

      But cyanide said... Its for research.. save first yes. Like the entire game is broken and not complete? Are Y'all playing on a demo with bots? And Jesus? Yay..

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +2

      I would love to engage her. Especially if she's Nep.

    • @debbiehf05
      @debbiehf05 4 роки тому

      @@seancanning9254 That's... what was said.

  • @kennethvang3576
    @kennethvang3576 4 роки тому +57

    Till this day, I still haven’t understood the flower pot joke.

    • @Spoon80085
      @Spoon80085 4 роки тому +24

      It’s barely a joke, she uses a flash bang then destroys all of the pots with a gun and calls it a magic trick

    • @hugoschmitz8359
      @hugoschmitz8359 4 роки тому +6

      It's like, TADAA, THEY'RE GONE

    • @ashlyfahy8948
      @ashlyfahy8948 4 роки тому +9

      @@hugoschmitz8359 "I will make this pencil disappear."
      "Enough from the clown!"
      *Slam* "Tadaa, it's GONE."

    • @hugoschmitz8359
      @hugoschmitz8359 4 роки тому

      @@ashlyfahy8948 why are we commenting on such an old video? ^^ how did you get here?

    • @666Tomato666
      @666Tomato666 3 роки тому

      @@hugoschmitz8359 youtube works in mysterious ways