Also "Who's the lad with a wacky accent?" "Which one of you has a wacky accent?" "If you said 'sounded like a bellend' it would have been you, Chinny." "Hey, I fucking embrace it, ok?" "You embrace the bellend?" They are both equally great imo
lol well if we wanna be technically i can think of every game they play against each other. I mostly just picked this one moment cuss it felt like you could feel the cohesion of teamwork idk
When Cyanide said “there’s a banana having a rave behind you” I thought he was just trying to distract you. But then there actually was a banana having a rave
Honestly boxing in this game is super cool! There's a surprising number of different swing variations and combined with footwork and tilting your character, the combat system works pretty well as a boxing game.
@@taintedmyth0s636 imagine inplimenting well made hand to hand combat code into a first person shooter like cod or halo?? Like plasma sword duels could be epic
James Henderson You’re right that does sound really awesome, but how often do you think that would be used? From my experience CoD players are “shoot first and then MAYBE throw a grenade” and Halo players tend to not be much different, I mean you can always have dedicated servers and game modes but in game franchises that are known for their gunplay I feel like the melee-dueling would be one of those overlooked features that only ever gets used for meming
Is no one gonna appreciate the fact that soviet doesn't do animated intros, outros and thumbnail? Just go straight to the video and ends with funny and amazing scene.
@SnackDestroyer Well, it works cause people are forgetful. Every UA-camr that I watch, if they don't do it every time, confirms that they gain more subs and likes when they ask the viewers to do it.
"Sir Digby ran away, bravely ran away away When Darius knocked his shield away, he baravely turned his tail and fled Yes, brave Sir Digby turned about, and gallantly he tried to gtf out. Swiftly taking to his feet, he attempted a very brave retreat. Now deadest of the dead, Sir Digby!"
Imagine launching a saber through a man’s head and instead of dying, he stands there for three seconds just looking confused and then just says “ow” and continues on with his day.
The main reason why is because one year later it's still reallllly unbalanced, it's not fun online against randoms. Though with/against friends 100% couldn't agree more
YEah I legit started playing this game like a week and a half ago and I'm already lvl 30. I been grinding a lot and loving this game, just wish more people played.
@@shaunhayes3072 yeah im getting wear your coming from lol, but yeah, best vibe to play with is hf, be kind(to lower lvs or new players) and keep calm dont play mean and sweaty/panic.
"Sorry for being late" sums up this UA-cam channel quite well Edit: I made what I thought was a well thought out and funny comment in general and then made this one as a sort of throwaway and this as per usual stupid shit gets likes.
Soviet streams on twitch pretty much every day. You can head over there if you want. He keeps people updated on bullshitteries and is always working on the next. (He just over edits a lot though
@Gingergaming101 or don't do that, iirc Soviet doesn't approve that channel. The person running the stream archive channel is basically stealing soviets content
*Bundy getting killed by Bavon while trying to duel Womble* Womble: "That counts" *Womble getting killed by Kyle while dueling Cy* Womble: "that doesnt count" turned have tables the how
I love how every time they get kicked from the server they collectively go "awwwww" it's so perfect the way that they are in time with each other, if that makes sense
2:10 the amount of work this guy puts into his editing is amazing. The text tracked perfectly behind the wood, made me feel like it was part of the game.
I know right, he does an amazing job, he is my idol, i wish i could follow his way masturbate for 2 months and 3 weeks and 4 days, then make a video in 3 days and doesn't care about it, a true idol, btw i am high as f and idk why did you read all that stuff, he is not my idol, he is my crush and i have been following him for the past 37 years or am i? 🤔
Genuine advice: Womble, you have a habit of backing up when you should be closing in. An opponent with a spear benefits from distance, whereas you, with a mace or a single handed sword, do not. Spearmen are useless when the man at arms is getting in his face.
Dorkmax close quarters combat is not the strongest attribute of English men, why do you think our famous military men and folk heroes were skilled at ranged combat?
Soviet: Wins multiple duels against Cyanide, including one where he disarmed himself Cyanide: wEll i KNiFeD NBK Edit: Damn, I come back 8 months later to 850 likes! Now only if I had 4K more...
Soviet streams on twitch pretty much every day. You can head over there if you want. He keeps people updated on bullshitteries and is always working on the next. (He just over edits a lot though
@@TheSteve_1992 to explain in an earlier bullshittery episode he made a joke about how he's fooled all of us in thinking it takes ages to put an episode together when in actuality it takes much less time and he spends the rest jacking off
It's wild watching his videos from the last year then watching his older videos, the overall sound quality is crazy, chinny, cy, and basically everyone else in ZF sound all professional now instead of the old crappy mics they all used to have
The perk in the game that lets you survive after getting you hand chopped off(it activates when you hit 0hit points and the final blow wasn’t too the head) is called the flesh wound perk.
"Why are you kitted out like that, you look like you're ready to, y'know *wolf-whistle*" "Night on the town?" "Well, we *are* an odd bunch" Simultaneously the most and least supportive group lol
This is basically the "Monty Python and The Holy Grail" outtakes
Underrated comment! Love this
If Monty python had present graphics
OOOOooOOOoOOOOO
Nope, if you can't do the Black Knight thing in this game.
@@petyavasechkin6446 2:52 "tis but a flesh wound!"
"Chinny heads up. Good catch well done." "We are losing the stable. Aye its unstable." Man i've missed this
Best one was the monk's asshole.
"What's it like?"
"Its Hole-y"
TheIfifi n evil
“we’re losing the stable”
“it’s unstable”
the best line in this video
Ignoring the Holey joke, are we?
@@despgamer that was bad
Also
"Who's the lad with a wacky accent?" "Which one of you has a wacky accent?"
"If you said 'sounded like a bellend' it would have been you, Chinny."
"Hey, I fucking embrace it, ok?"
"You embrace the bellend?"
They are both equally great imo
"Theres a banana having a rave behind you"
I don't know what I love more. That he acutally looked, or that it was actually true!
That's the problem with cyanide you never know if he's playing a joke on you or telling the truth
@@aSipOfHemlocktea he's the real liability
@@aSipOfHemlocktea I actually spat my drink when the banana was real
Same situation in PUBG when Cy told Womble that there was no fall damage
@@ExposingOreo in the current pubg has fall damage been implemented?
ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1403.
Accidentally?
It wasn't War Crimes in 1407.
@Ratrap It isn’t when you’re the winner
"Geneva Convention, more like Geneva suggestion."
-Cyanide probably
It's been ZF Tradition ever since!
Objective: Kill peasants.
ZF Clan: "We're finally home, boys!"
That could've not been the objective, and ZF would gladly do it anyway
Its not a warcrime if the Geneva Convention wasnt a thing yet
It's an acceptable casualty.
@@alvianekka80 Ah yes, Cyanide's term for civilians
Phil T Kaswahl I wonder what happens when they go into custom servers
Video finishes.
Everyone: AWWWWW
Also everyone: Welp looks like another 3 months before another video...
@@unbearablysmug2437 sadly yes
Nwl11 so true XD
Not The Lo-Fi Guy theres a channel where the full streams are recorded
@@flamingmilk8266 What channel?
**arm falls off**
“‘‘Tis but a scratch.”
Look you stupid bastard, your arm's off!
Just a flesh wound
*loses all limbs* alright, we'll call it a draw
Immediately after that Soviet gets stabbed in the head and survived
you have been disARMed
*Sees arms removed and guys still fighting*
"Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't!"
"Yes it is! Look!"
"It's just a flesh wound!"
“IM INVINCIBLE!”
"Tis' but a scratch"
thats actually how that perk is called in the game "fleshwound". there are a lot of monty python references
Tis but a scratch
yeah I'm surprised nobody made that joke. or any other references to the grail
7:17
The most united I have ever seen ZF is when its killing one of it's own lol
dragonicmasterlord and of course it’s womble who’s the target
the moment when literally all of them went after kyle: Am i a joke to you?
What about 4:02
lol well if we wanna be technically i can think of every game they play against each other.
I mostly just picked this one moment cuss it felt like you could feel the cohesion of teamwork
idk
@@dragonicmasterlord like when they all chased kyle instead of just 3 against womble
When Cyanide said “there’s a banana having a rave behind you” I thought he was just trying to distract you. But then there actually was a banana having a rave
Better part is it was in pajamas
BANANAS
IN PAJAMAS
@@despxir7897 Are coming down the stairs
malachi772
BANANAS IN PAJAMAS
*ARE COMING DOWN IN PAIRS*
Too bad the banana was single
4:40
Can we please give Womble some credit for that holy joke
@/Nicholas Corby understandable, have a nice day
nice try womble, making another account won't help.
no
It did get a chuckle out of me.
@@dizzyroach SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO GIVES A SHIT!!!
One ZF Member: Lean, mean, killing machine
ZF Clan: Somehow destroys own castle
ZF in a nutshell
Individual persons can be smart, but people together are idiots
@@darkriku12 ZF alone, strong. ZF together, weak.
They're like the exact opposite of an alien hivemind.
Others: Apes together strong
ZF clan: Apes together, disasters, not a good idea
Finally.. a game where everyone else is better than Edberg.
They're actually good at Arma, but womble usually highlights the stupidity...
Rosfell yeah but stupid is fun
It got out of hand
Also space engenieers, mainly because edberg disrespect CLANG
W
“I can not lose to Chinny and a frying pan!”
*loses*
“Womble you can’t lose to someone with a lute” *loses*
"I cannot get a kill"
*gets a kill*
"Knight on the town" has to be the most underrated joke Soviet has ever said.
"You cant possibly lose." You clearly underestimated his incompetence.
That last duel when you ducked cyanides swing and then decked him. Mate that was pretty fucking awesome.
Honestly boxing in this game is super cool! There's a surprising number of different swing variations and combined with footwork and tilting your character, the combat system works pretty well as a boxing game.
@@taintedmyth0s636 imagine inplimenting well made hand to hand combat code into a first person shooter like cod or halo?? Like plasma sword duels could be epic
James Henderson
You’re right that does sound really awesome, but how often do you think that would be used? From my experience CoD players are “shoot first and then MAYBE throw a grenade” and Halo players tend to not be much different, I mean you can always have dedicated servers and game modes but in game franchises that are known for their gunplay I feel like the melee-dueling would be one of those overlooked features that only ever gets used for meming
@@LastDragoon-wi7zo Go outside you fucking troglodytes
@@mrman5566 There's disease out in the streets, mum said we must stay inside.
"Are you high?"
"Who's high?"
Easily my favorite part
Yes😂💀
*Cough* *Cough*
was gunna comment the exact same thing 😅😅
Is no one gonna appreciate the fact that soviet doesn't do animated intros, outros and thumbnail?
Just go straight to the video and ends with funny and amazing scene.
He dosnt even ask for sub/liking the video which is comon thing among ytbers with this amount of subs
Yeah intros and outros are so unnecessary, just a waste of time.
If someone truly likes the content, they do all that without being told to
Every single frame in the video can be thumbnail. There is no reason to purposely make one.
@SnackDestroyer Well, it works cause people are forgetful. Every UA-camr that I watch, if they don't do it every time, confirms that they gain more subs and likes when they ask the viewers to do it.
"Sir Digby ran away, bravely ran away away
When Darius knocked his shield away, he baravely turned his tail and fled
Yes, brave Sir Digby turned about, and gallantly he tried to gtf out.
Swiftly taking to his feet, he attempted a very brave retreat.
Now deadest of the dead, Sir Digby!"
I can hear this comment lmao
All I need to say is perfect
"Now deadest of the dead, Sir Digby!, who wasn't really a threat"
Now I have a Earworm
"Did not!"
"In the name of the Pope"
- Sovietwomble the atheist crusader, something something century...
Soviet is an atheist, that’s hilarious
lets drive out the saracens for
something
Just in it for the communion wafers
@@CrypticGuest Well, it's in the name. Soviet.....
In the name of the Pope "Mo Lester"
just remember, the Geneva convention didn’t exist back then *wink wink*
Isn't a false surrender a war crime?
@@AllieWhoops Yeah? When did *War Crime* became a thing? HmMmMmMmMmMm
Does that mean I can use poison gas and napalm bombs?
Not like that ever stopped ZF anyway
There was Chivalry though I'm sure you could get away with about anything as long as your Lord made a tidy profits
0:12 if anyone ever needs a sauce(cuz i did), this is "a tale of six trillion years and a night"
Nostalgic shit xD
Thanks man
It isn't actually that. I looked up the song it not one second of it sounds like that.
It isn't that, I looked it up and not a single second of it sounds like that.
@@The-Singularity-X01 a bit of a late response, but it is the wagakki bands cover of the song
@@The-Singularity-X01Wagakki band cover version
Kyle is just the medieval mysterious stranger at this point
If the mysterious stranger shot you, instead of the enemy
Which he will do if he spawns in behind you.
@@IamBlackToast kyle: nothing personal, kid
9:50. lol
fucking Kyle...
The Robin Hood of ZF.
1:07 I love how both Chinny and Poro swing in unison at Womble without saying a single word
Zachary Reaper : they saw Soviet walked in and was like.....ayyyyye toy
Distrupting an honorable duel, of course both will be angry
Womble needs to use the
"doge this " command.
not a frame too late or too early, it was fucking marvelous
Both swinged at the center
Both side stepped a little
and then both literally walked up to him as both swords are going after womble
Perfection
"Apologies for being late once again"
Oh, I think we've all gotten used to the long periods of time between uploads
@yok I is Frankie1080 still even alive?
I'm pretty sure he was talking about his Stream schedule
It's fiiineeeee :D just make quality over quantity and it's the best thing. Love ya Womble! 😁😊
@@gamememo2680 I'm pretty sure I was making a joke
Can’t really blame him tbh, It takes a lot of effort to make these kind of videos and he streams all the time
This whole video was gold. Especially that freaking ending where you ducked under cy's swing and then punched him in the face to death.
And then he says "sit down" at Cyannide, i wonder if Womble secretly played NFS Carbon once or just finds Sgt Cross interesting to mimic
cyanide on his deathbed be like: ''my life was good, i knifed NBK''
And then womble comes in and yells: "I FISTED YOU IN MORDHAU"
NBK lol
@@LunaNicoleTheFox i... dont know if thats something to brag about. . .
@Reuben Chavez someone ruined it
400th like, your welcome
Soviet: “sorry for being late” me: “looks at the past video timeline” well your actually a lot earlier than usual.
Shhh, don't tell him that
like, a year early
He was telling that to the stream
@@arshka0009 it's a joke man🤦🏼♀️
@@arshka0009 You must be fun at parties...
Womble in the beginning: *Dies to frying pan, lute, fire, his own team*
Womble at the end: *Ruthless killing machine who can kill with his bare hands*
It was against Cyanide tho, doesnt really count.
GAHAHA twas a shame his opponent was a Cyanide.
Womble: wins nearly every fair duel where his opponent is using a real weapon.
Also Womble: loses every fight against utensils and instruments.
I think it was Spearman who was playing in the end.
If you are wondering where did Spearman come from, its from one of the The Culling episode
*Soviet Womble wins*
Imagine launching a saber through a man’s head and instead of dying, he stands there for three seconds just looking confused and then just says “ow” and continues on with his day.
4:13 Notice how the characters all look down as the players say "Awwwwwwww"
yeah the game seems selfaware
the characters are looking after your cursor in the menu
What’s the sauce for the song at the intro
ek ke its called "a tale of six trillion years and a night"
@@idk-ws7dj That's why it seemed so familiar!
And wait, the pommel "end him rightly" meme is in this game? Amazing
It is nay meme, it is the ideal strategy.
There’s also a gun in the game called the 1411, that only the moderators have access to, that shoots an insta kill pommel.
It's an actual achievement to kill someone with a pommel throw
It's a hidden achievement to get a kill that way in mordhau
It's good to know that shitposting was just as prominent then as it is now.
Soviet: “Lets have an honorable duel.”
Also Soviet: “FIREBALL.”
Skyrim logic. 100%
He is Level 3 mage !
Must be an Agni Kai.
"Soviet, why are you on the red team?"
Why would he not be on the red team? Soviet is literally the first half of his name.
The question it should be is, "Why are they on the blue team?"
@@frozenfoxgames5300 betrayal
"Killing civilians is actually an objective, not like in Arma"
If Cyanide heard this, then he was probably excited
"Acceptable Casualites"
I „accidentally“ ordered an airstrike on a civilian village.
"Top 10 best anime moments"
10:44 sit down
ok but Kyles mid jump throwing axe though
@@masterreaper115 it would have been great from Cy's POV
@@masterreaper115 but dude u cant deny the cool slow motion
What is the anime song for the intro
@@最後雪女 six trillion years and one night
The world : You can’t just commit war crimes out of the bat
ZF Clan : *haha whoops*
War crimes are their specialty.
ZF Clan: War Crimes go brrrrrrr.
14th-century knights: What is this Geneva Convention you speak of?
Soviet: You can't just kill civilians
German Guy™️: 20 mils go brrrrrrrrt
Zf: it's not a war crime if there's no more civilians to say it was us
*"Will you stop throwing kitchenware at me?!"* -Womble, circa 2020.
We really have reverted to the mediaeval ages during this pandemic.
it was from 2019 I believe. but ya lol
@@burner5283 still close enough
FOR THE EMPEROR.
Welp the Black Plague existed... just saying
Sickness everywhere, shit covered streets and filthy vagrants running around.... not the middle ages surprisingly, just San Francisco
Objective
- Civilian Genocide
ZF: "Plays to our strength as a clan."
Yeah, but playing the objective doesn't
@@NotCubes Dilemma?
The collective sigh at the end, you can just hear ZF thinking "there'll be no living with him after that."
4:20 not being "Mordhawwww" was a missed opportunity
I love how ZF Kyle keeps on coming in at the most random times lmao
Fucking Kyle
one year later and people are still getting into this game. This vid will help get more peeps in too, THANKS SOVIET!
The main reason why is because one year later it's still reallllly unbalanced, it's not fun online against randoms. Though with/against friends 100% couldn't agree more
YEah I legit started playing this game like a week and a half ago and I'm already lvl 30. I been grinding a lot and loving this game, just wish more people played.
@@sandroskronias lv 30 already dawm, im kept busy im like lv36 or 37, 1v1 me tho im a minecraft veteran
@@shaunhayes3072 yeah im getting wear your coming from lol, but yeah, best vibe to play with is hf, be kind(to lower lvs or new players) and keep calm dont play mean and sweaty/panic.
I think this footage is probably from last year when they played it
"Sorry for being late" sums up this UA-cam channel quite well
Edit: I made what I thought was a well thought out and funny comment in general and then made this one as a sort of throwaway and this as per usual stupid shit gets likes.
oh i thought he meant it for youtube
@@jimmyfong2202 Probably not. He considers himself more of a twitch streamer these days. This channel really just serves as a highlight reel.
@@captainjacobkeyes7804 even then. Theres a bigger chance my crush will reply back to me in time then Womble uploading a video
@@gamevirus808 Womble IS my crush so...odds are pretty poor.
He is never late. He arrives precisely when he intends to.
Hearing a bunch of zf screaming "wheres kyle" when my name is kyle really activates my flight or fight response
It’s zf your safe standing still and letting them friendly fire themselves
@@umbraanimo7767 Ordinarily, yes. But since Kyle is a member of ZF, all that team-killing attitude would temporarily be focused on him.
Apologies for being late? According to your upload “schedule,” this could be as early as possible.
Soviet streams on twitch pretty much every day. You can head over there if you want. He keeps people updated on bullshitteries and is always working on the next. (He just over edits a lot though
I prefer his youtube content..
@@JunJun.. no. he wanks
@Gingergaming101 or don't do that, iirc Soviet doesn't approve that channel. The person running the stream archive channel is basically stealing soviets content
I think he is talking to his stream
Somebody else: *duels*
Kyle: "IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE"
*kills womble Assassin's Creed style*
Big Kyle Energy
Check it out it's that joke from 6 months ago
*Bundy getting killed by Bavon while trying to duel Womble*
Womble: "That counts"
*Womble getting killed by Kyle while dueling Cy*
Womble: "that doesnt count"
turned have tables the how
If i didn’t know better, I’d say you were copying the sheriff of notingham from robin hood men in tights.
I love how every time they get kicked from the server they collectively go "awwwww" it's so perfect the way that they are in time with each other, if that makes sense
2:10 the amount of work this guy puts into his editing is amazing. The text tracked perfectly behind the wood, made me feel like it was part of the game.
I know right, he does an amazing job, he is my idol, i wish i could follow his way masturbate for 2 months and 3 weeks and 4 days, then make a video in 3 days and doesn't care about it, a true idol, btw i am high as f and idk why did you read all that stuff, he is not my idol, he is my crush and i have been following him for the past 37 years or am i? 🤔
@@Beast_from_the_middle_east Stop.
@@Beast_from_the_middle_east Have a glass of water my guy 😂
Beast how do I delete a reply
Yeah, a lot of people don't appreciate the amount of effort he puts into these videos
Any game is fun when you have such a team like that, literally envy is oozing out of me. I need new friends like that 😭
I think you mean figuratively but I get what you mean. Looks fun doesn't it?
I mean i got league of legends.... but everyone is on a chat restriction cause toxic
I know right. I've been playing the game myself for a while, but don't have any pals for it.
Please Pray For Me 🙏🤲 KMSOB 🤲🙏 I need a JOB 🤲🙏 KMSOB 🤲🙏
@@tsukitohateru have you considered playing with randoms? it might be quite the experience y'know?
1:29 May the "End him rightly" pommel joke never die
It's already dead man
That's what they said about LEROYYYYYY JENKINNNNS!!
@@mercwiththemouth3720 And YOLO for that matter
@@AMoistEggroll oh yeah, almost forgot about that one. And yet, it still lives on...
Cyanide: **kills teammates for thinking about deserting**
Also cyanide: **runs from battle**
4:14 after the server error the warriors at the lobby get their heads down like disappointed when they say awwhh :D the timing was perfect
@@AKbar-xf6ge insha allah 💛
Ramadan Mubarak!
Ramadan mubarak insha allah thank you all 😊💜
10:47 Mike Tyson would be proud of that punch, what a shot.
Womble did a Dempsey Roll too
@@Zieg_Games I had to look that up, but you're correct, I'll give that to you, take my like, sir.
"Discombobulate"
Here lads, we see the first beginnings of the Badgers in the medieval times
Also, I'm surprised Nevil isn't in on this
HolyNEvil
@@ReySchultz121 i cant help but read it as a Holy Nevil instead of Holy N Evil for some reason
Holy N'Evil
He posted on Twitter addressing this
At least you guys didnt pronouce it nipples
I’m sure Grobasaurus was devastated at first or maybe laughed his ass off. But lost it when he was featured in a bullshittery lol.
Timestamp!
Genuine advice: Womble, you have a habit of backing up when you should be closing in. An opponent with a spear benefits from distance, whereas you, with a mace or a single handed sword, do not. Spearmen are useless when the man at arms is getting in his face.
Now if only soviet ever tried to improve his gameplay 🤣
Upvoted!
Dorkmax close quarters combat is not the strongest attribute of English men, why do you think our famous military men and folk heroes were skilled at ranged combat?
The medieval tech LuL
@@dionwoollaston5717 the average English man should be able to handle a knife perfectly fine
Soviet: Wins multiple duels against Cyanide, including one where he disarmed himself
Cyanide: wEll i KNiFeD NBK
Edit: Damn, I come back 8 months later to 850 likes! Now only if I had 4K more...
"Oh you don't even know what you've started"
Good God, I remember that bullshittery, that was ages ago
@@Hajime_Mate i wish csgo comes back on this channel i laughed so fucking much.
well now soviet can say "yeah, you still lost to me when i was disamed"
I object, that can't possibly be cyanide. he congratulated soviet.
Crusader sees Womble put on Crusader armor:
“Beautiful”
This was hilarious
I love that when they go "Aaaw", the characters slightly tilt their head down which is great.
(Rapier thrown to the head) Womble: "I've got a bit of a headache"
A quick study of the head injury reveals that the person is actually okay, and merely pretending to be in a bad condition.
“Oooooowwww?”
@@JeanneHamada I think it is xd
Soveit : Let's have an honorable duel
Kyle : *It's free real estate*
*[everyone disliked that]*
3:46 Digby's laugh sounds like an old creaky door
XD omg it does
Skeletor
or cold/low battery engine start
5:52
Soviet: "Chubb, are you high"
Chubb: "No"
Also Chubb: *Baked coughing*
hes back when we needed him the most
Lmao 😂
You better believe it
Soviet streams on twitch pretty much every day. You can head over there if you want. He keeps people updated on bullshitteries and is always working on the next. (He just over edits a lot though
2:47 he looks like he tried cosplaying all of the scooby doo characters and miraculously made it good
*Mr. Community was playing PoTC "He's a pirate"*
Hmmm, I love how a 14th century lute player does a song 3 centuries early
Or playing Dick Dale's version of Misirlou from the 1960s... =)
'Twas both
What was that first song he was playing, it sounds so familiar but i can't place my finger on it.
@@Lamplordable/videos That's Dick Dale's version of Misirlou, famously used in Pulp Fiction. (Unless there was an even earlier one that I missed.)
for some reason the collective awww after each crash is hysterical
It's because it's so authentic it sucks when they get kicked from a server they are starting to like and you can tell
2:10 The fact that the text is still being tracked perfectly is testament to your incredible editing skills. Well done!
He does it for trackable bullets too.
Imagine what he could do if he had two hands.
I dunno. I think him jacking off with one hand the whole time is what gifts him the ability he needs
@@winterwolf211 What do you mean with two hands? Sincere question
@@TheSteve_1992 to explain in an earlier bullshittery episode he made a joke about how he's fooled all of us in thinking it takes ages to put an episode together when in actuality it takes much less time and he spends the rest jacking off
Womble: So its Bundy vs Social, my bet's on social
*Bundy immediately wins*
Objective : Kill civilians
ZF : It's like I was made for this
They trained all these years for this particular moment.
Zf full form
@@BhulgaAbyss Zero Fucks. It's the name of their clan
ZF: “Just like the simulations.”
The “embrace the bellend,” bit absolutely killed me. Omg 😂
Do you know whose voice is that?
@@lilmin1678 might be ZFsheep though I'm not entirely sure about that
Duel: Begins
Kyle: *I'm about to ruin this man's whole career*
10:32
This fight was legitimately epic.
That duck and sucker punch was fuckin perfect
3:37
"Heads up"
*Throws an axe to his skull*
"Good catch, well done."
You're late
So you're kind of like another Justin Y. now, huh?
I saw, heard, and read all that too. Thanks for clarifying again though in the comments. Might have missed one of them.
Getting heavy monte python vibes specifically when they all say "AWWWWWW" in unison after being error coded.
2:50
Bundy vs Edberg
*Edberg disarmed*
literally second later
*Edberg d i s a r m e d*
somebody kill me please
Thats Double disarm my man
'Tis but a scratch!
@@Waowzer great to see people of culture here :D
9:14
So, what I've learned is that frying pans are the best weapons...
Samwise Gamgee was right all along
It's the only way to keep mr Frodo safe
But we already knew that didn’t we?
I am a Pan main. It is op.
Cyanide: "YOU CAN'T KILL ME IF I KILL ME FIRST"
The man's called Cyanide.
“I’ll kill MYSELF before I let you schmucks kill me!!!!”
that anime song in the start is called "A Tale of Six Trillion Years and a Night" for anyone that is wondering
Towbie thx
to be more specific its this one [鈴華ゆう子with和楽器バンド / 六兆年と一夜物語]
Thank you so much
😊 thx
Legend
*”Host closed connection” appears*
ZF: *imitates wii sports bowling oh*
Hahaha
Now there's a game I definitely hope to see more of.
i have a good 300 hours in the game, i’m glad to see it get some exposure
@@zleepytime4379 i mean the game has sold over 1million copies
I feel like its perfect for ZF
When Edberg lost his hand I was expecting a “disarmed further” caption
I agree. I was a bit disappointed
Fuck Liverpool
@@conormcgovern4354 ok
Best sovietwomble quotes of all time - pt 1
10:24
"Will you stop throwing kitchenware at me?!?!"
7:04
"Were losing the stable"
"Aye, it's unstable"
*edberg looses hand*
my expectation: "tis but a scratch"
reality: "i lost my hand"
thanks captain obvious
I expected another "Disarmed" to be honest :D
By God, sir, I've lost my arm!
loses*
Maybe edberg should tighten his hand up then.
"apologies for being late once again"
He's become self aware...
He *is* aware, he just doesn't really give a shit.
@@whoknows7968 your name actually said what I want to say.
@@ImranLokman Which is why I made it my name
@@whoknows7968 Bravo
You wrote disarmed when Edberg lost his sword. But... not when he lost his arm.
I saw that as well. Such a missed opportunity xD
should have put disarmed when the sword dropped and then another *disArmed* when the arm was cut off
tbh, I was thoroughly disappointed when the joke wasn't "*Disarmed*" "*Disarmed Again*"
Disarmed
Disarmed x2
No no, that would be DE-armed.
0:42 When a Spy is joining your session.
Spy ain't Important.
@@Joe_Joe1203 Safe and Sound.
0:11 name: A tale of six trillion years and a night (normal version, not the vocaloid)
you sir, da real mvp
theres two versions of this song one is made by a vocaloid and the other was mabe by waggaki band
@@ayanu8962 yeah i saw that, i still stay with the normal version xd
@@ayanu8962 Vocaloid or a cover for a game?
@@callousTelegnosis Its not a cover for a game i think i cant remember im really sorry
8:27 hearing that voice made me unbelievably happy
Yep
Agreed, I thought they broke up
@@StormyGeddon what? When? Why?
10:01
In the hands of a master a lute is a formidable weapon, mate.
It's wild watching his videos from the last year then watching his older videos, the overall sound quality is crazy, chinny, cy, and basically everyone else in ZF sound all professional now instead of the old crappy mics they all used to have
Edberg vs bundy
Bundy: “you have no arms”
Edberg: “‘Tis but a flesh wound”
I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THAT 😂
Tis but a scratch
Bless this comment!
The perk in the game that lets you survive after getting you hand chopped off(it activates when you hit 0hit points and the final blow wasn’t too the head) is called the flesh wound perk.
Beware of the rabbit of caerbanogg
I can imagine knights from the 14th century, talking to a rolling head while having an argument whether their fight was fair or not
To be or not to be?
Monty Python and the Knights of the round table material
People: How goofy is your clan?
Womble: Yes.
they give zero fucks
"Why are you kitted out like that, you look like you're ready to, y'know *wolf-whistle*"
"Night on the town?"
"Well, we *are* an odd bunch"
Simultaneously the most and least supportive group lol