Random Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 3)

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  • @mangopower97
    @mangopower97 5 років тому +7539

    *sees Part 3*
    *looks at Part 2*
    “3 years ago”

    • @freedoomer2524
      @freedoomer2524 5 років тому +598

      *looks at part 1*
      "5 years ago"

    • @freedoomer2524
      @freedoomer2524 5 років тому +53

      @Sergije treci same

    • @judechauhan6715
      @judechauhan6715 5 років тому +64

      ANtistasi part 4/5 coming in 2145

    • @deeznutz8320
      @deeznutz8320 5 років тому +25

      @Sergije treci Thats quite optimistic big guy

    • @darkner2390
      @darkner2390 4 роки тому +17

      It's okay guys, he'll get through Cyanide's harem... Eventually...

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 5 років тому +2340

    "I've discovered an alternative propulsion method..?"
    "Is it rolling down a hill at speed?"
    According to the next one and a half minutes, _yes._

    • @Faramik2000
      @Faramik2000 5 років тому +12

      a very slow speed at that

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 2 роки тому +2

      I was literally just at that part of the video when I read this comment lmfao.

  • @donovantran3634
    @donovantran3634 5 років тому +4860

    Me: enjoying the video
    Me, realizing I can't expect another video for another year: *angrily spinning*

    • @anoniem1987
      @anoniem1987 5 років тому +69

      That could be a few days, or a whole year /evilgrin

    • @UNSCPILOT
      @UNSCPILOT 5 років тому +42

      Schrodinger Womble?

    • @purplepotato2612
      @purplepotato2612 5 років тому +26

      Next decade*

    • @nola83darl
      @nola83darl 5 років тому +7

      The next *1,0000000000,0000000000000 YEARS*

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 5 років тому +4

      SPEEN

  • @GrandHighGamer
    @GrandHighGamer 4 роки тому +10152

    Me: Why doesn't Soviet upload more often?
    Soviet: Spends hours animating a turret shooting apart the subtitles
    Me: Oh that's why

    • @markmulder9845
      @markmulder9845 4 роки тому +449

      I had the same question, then I saw cyanide giant face and thought the wait was worth it

    • @jochemcode4570
      @jochemcode4570 4 роки тому +247

      His editing is something of a different level

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 4 роки тому +120

      He only updates when rent is due

    • @Entropy__
      @Entropy__ 4 роки тому +50

      cristal mewtwo doesn’t get paid via UA-cam, he hates ads! Which is good for us!

    • @zameliz
      @zameliz 4 роки тому +33

      @@Entropy__ tbh I dont care about ads cause I run adblocker 24/7

  • @tenacityxl
    @tenacityxl 5 років тому +2885

    “Please stop licking my toes!”
    Gorty: “Sorry! I’ll stop.”
    I don’t know if this is relationship goals or relationship regrets.

    • @sgttau9870
      @sgttau9870 5 років тому +167

      Definitely goals

    • @sanketmehta7821
      @sanketmehta7821 5 років тому +82

      @@DRida64 she's worth it

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 5 років тому +6

      Nothing is worth that

    • @infinityjohnny7342
      @infinityjohnny7342 5 років тому +6

      Goals

    • @zer0theultimate
      @zer0theultimate 5 років тому +56

      Yes. Also in the last video Cyanide was told "don't stick your dick in crazy" and his response was "it's worth it"

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 5 років тому +2209

    0:47
    “Where’s my grinder”
    If ZF is to be believed, on your phone.

    • @cloutlessloser7191
      @cloutlessloser7191 5 років тому +3

      kek

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 5 років тому +3

      kek

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 років тому +35

      Yeah, I’m gonna put a stop to this chain before it gets started.

    • @sarcasm1999
      @sarcasm1999 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, I'm gonna put a stop to this chain before it gets started.

    • @MrFlarespeed
      @MrFlarespeed 5 років тому +36

      Is there an echo in here?

  • @STANDRDUSER
    @STANDRDUSER 5 років тому +1971

    “If you press Y you can activate traction, press Y...”
    Cyanide didn’t learn from kyle’s mistake after the mini golf game.

    • @CC-tl3zs
      @CC-tl3zs 5 років тому +71

      Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

    • @Daniel-ef1mw
      @Daniel-ef1mw 5 років тому +1

      Exactly.

    • @STANDRDUSER
      @STANDRDUSER 5 років тому +1

      @CC 6871
      Right You Are

  • @crippledcrusader1321
    @crippledcrusader1321 4 роки тому +693

    3:55 this right here is why Soviet is the best at editing. Notice how the “What?” Turns to look in the direction of where the text his girlfriend said goes in.

    • @Soul_Slayer
      @Soul_Slayer 3 роки тому +65

      The fact that the girlfriend’s text does little hops off screen is also a nice touch! These little things give the moments even more character! 😂

    • @aconfusedlacroix3965
      @aconfusedlacroix3965 Рік тому +3

      Yea no shit

  • @LordRavensong
    @LordRavensong 5 років тому +2421

    Aliens: ZF have deliberately attacked us!
    Literally anyone who has seen a Womble video: ZF are incapable of doing anything intentionally.

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 5 років тому +125

      No they are very proficient at screwing each other over just not anyone else

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +110

      Alien Strategist: Sir, It's better to avoid them. We have seen what they do to their friends. We don't want to make an enemy of them.

    • @LordRavensong
      @LordRavensong 5 років тому +20

      @@Rurik_Luci bold of you to imply they do any of that on purpose....

    • @420Zidane
      @420Zidane 5 років тому +55

      More like:
      Someone’s deliberately attacked us!
      It’s from ZF.
      False alarm, literally nothing about this was intentional

    • @1-800-suicide
      @1-800-suicide 5 років тому +7

      LordRavensong
      *incapable of using nades*

  • @MooLobsta
    @MooLobsta 5 років тому +4089

    Soviet : "You cant just angrily spin when you encounter a problem". also soviet : *LITERALLY SHOOTS ANYONE WHO ARGUES WITH HIM*

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 5 років тому +118

      Well that's not angrily spinning now is it?

    • @MooLobsta
      @MooLobsta 5 років тому +13

      @@nyotamwuaji6484 I see what your saying but that's not really what I meant. Instead of spinning he shoots to solve his problems

    • @nyotamwuaji6484
      @nyotamwuaji6484 5 років тому +54

      @@MooLobsta I refer you to the song "Shoot all your problems away" by tomska. Shooting your problems removes them, spinning angrily does nothing!

    • @flippingchips7343
      @flippingchips7343 5 років тому +32

      @@nyotamwuaji6484 Well, bullets do spin quite angrily when shot from a gun...

    • @QixTheDS
      @QixTheDS 5 років тому +8

      Flipping Chips aggressively not angrily

  • @Turinnn1
    @Turinnn1 5 років тому +1636

    "Ill just put some old SovietWomble vid playing in the background"
    """Posted 3 hours ago""""
    "Wait, what?"

    • @adamkaban8507
      @adamkaban8507 5 років тому +1

      yes

    • @asana02
      @asana02 5 років тому +8

      lol, I done the same thing as well

    • @isaacwest
      @isaacwest 5 років тому +17

      Dont worry, even when he uploads new videos half of it is rehashed material.

    • @Bernardos2002
      @Bernardos2002 5 років тому +5

      OH.... i can hear this with soviet's accent, "Wait, W0t?"

    • @JayJJuan
      @JayJJuan 5 років тому +1

      just a reminder he streams at least twice a day monday through friday over on twitch

  • @shartzuka9514
    @shartzuka9514 4 роки тому +3968

    “Ha, I broke that guy’s welder.”
    ...
    “Oh shit, that’s my welder.”

    • @rexpimplemyer3839
      @rexpimplemyer3839 4 роки тому +62

      LOLz Typical (ZF) scenario. I'm thinkin they are misnamed. Instead of (ZF) they should be called (OF) since they seem to say it far more often, as in "Oh, F...". hahaha

    • @windwood7168
      @windwood7168 2 роки тому +6

      @@rexpimplemyer3839 they always runs out of Fs since they always threw it around so often :v

  • @preacher9609
    @preacher9609 5 років тому +14611

    I feel like Soviet only uploads when his rent is due

    • @D3ADSHOT1337
      @D3ADSHOT1337 5 років тому +995

      he must have one really relaxed landlord then
      so when is your rent due?
      oh um some time in 2021
      i joke i love this guys videos

    • @brog3143
      @brog3143 5 років тому +173

      Well he does upload once every month so you’re not wrong

    • @australiangamer7956
      @australiangamer7956 5 років тому +259

      Hao Tuan you really haven’t been here very long it’s not once a month it’s like 3 times a year

    • @khonjel_singh
      @khonjel_singh 5 років тому +165

      The funny thing is he doesn't monetize his YT videos. His only income is from Twitch. He earns squat from YT.

    • @JustPvPGaming
      @JustPvPGaming 5 років тому +37

      Khonjel Singh dont forget his patreon

  • @olthdorimirth6055
    @olthdorimirth6055 5 років тому +4477

    "I'm gonna grind that." -sovietwomble 2019 December 27

    • @Can_I_Smart
      @Can_I_Smart 5 років тому +89

      Soviet grinds a 100ft tall penis. Seems about right.

    • @phishhead5503
      @phishhead5503 5 років тому +12

      Soviet opens grindr account so he can grind lul

    • @tetrobro5182
      @tetrobro5182 5 років тому

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @godzvnm
      @godzvnm 5 років тому +17

      Olthdori mirth how you commenting a day befor the video is even out what the fuck?

    • @suppar8066
      @suppar8066 5 років тому

      Coming soon.. after the last one "where is my grinder" this ist going to be a cashgenerating movie as nothing before

  • @bilalozkul8826
    @bilalozkul8826 5 років тому +2258

    Soviet womble: *Posts video
    Everyone: the king has returned

    • @zamiezom
      @zamiezom 5 років тому +1

      trueee

    • @weezards1014
      @weezards1014 5 років тому +16

      And with 100% improved edits

    • @ultravoilentanomaly
      @ultravoilentanomaly 5 років тому

      with a mediocre video in comparison...

    • @wartoilet9927
      @wartoilet9927 5 років тому

      Soviet's the king but Frankie's the almighty one, the bandit slayer and champion of the Bambi in need

    • @cynicya3604
      @cynicya3604 5 років тому

      Only after 3 months

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 роки тому +590

    3:23
    Very poetic. When Soviet dies, he falls into his own trap.

  • @FARBerserker
    @FARBerserker 5 років тому +251

    This was hillarious. Instant favourite.
    "Controlled decent... controllled.decent!" *explosion. Second of silence* "Perfect!"

    • @Ranulfdatank
      @Ranulfdatank 5 років тому +2

      Any landing you can walk away from right? :P

    • @prisoner6266
      @prisoner6266 4 роки тому

      Sounds so much like me as a pilot. Or a scientist. Or anything, really...

  • @nekotyrant1629
    @nekotyrant1629 5 років тому +2627

    Alternate title:
    "Womble gets revenge on Cyanide."

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 років тому +19

      9:23

    • @alanepithet2931
      @alanepithet2931 5 років тому +23

      Confirmed: it was beautiful.

    • @bogustoast22none25
      @bogustoast22none25 5 років тому +13

      Alternate title:
      Space Engineers Episode 3: Revenge of the Wimbledon

    • @haradrim8405
      @haradrim8405 5 років тому +9

      ,,Womble strikes back."

    • @LikeWagon
      @LikeWagon 5 років тому +3

      Love Womble's New Year Resolution, he buttfucked him

  • @paulfliser
    @paulfliser 5 років тому +643

    I 100% expected "Down Under" to play after that building sequence

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber 4 роки тому +162

    So, Clang is the Space Engineers counterpart to Kerbal Space Program’s Kraken, then. I like how different games have their own community-made lore about some destruction deity or ethereal creature that’s responsible for all the random glitches and destruction.

  • @FlameTheFaithful
    @FlameTheFaithful 5 років тому +1293

    Me: *looking at notifications*
    “Oh look Soviet is back again, he was tired from all that baking.”

  • @Shaun_Jones
    @Shaun_Jones 5 років тому +1743

    9:08 Cyanide yelled so loud he lost his accent.

    • @rn-zu5ld
      @rn-zu5ld 4 роки тому +86

      Pirate cyanide

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 4 роки тому +80

      He screamed his accent out of his voice box

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +27

      I genuinely feel bad, man sounds so sad :(

    • @NotTheLastSoL
      @NotTheLastSoL 4 роки тому +10

      He sounded like fucking Shaggy!

    • @magmat0585
      @magmat0585 4 роки тому +20

      that, my friend, is the sound of a broken man

  • @migueltan1080
    @migueltan1080 5 років тому +825

    I can only imagine living in space 500 years into the future:
    **knocking on the airlock*
    "Hello sir, would you like to here about our Lord and savior *CLANG* ?"

    • @billykapard9863
      @billykapard9863 5 років тому +37

      Clang's Witness

    • @krowbard
      @krowbard 5 років тому +15

      You assume that we're going to make it 500 years in to the future

    • @brendancappelli2611
      @brendancappelli2611 5 років тому +13

      You mean the god of the Adeptus Mechanicus?

    • @krowbard
      @krowbard 5 років тому +1

      @@brendancappelli2611 is that from 40k orrrrr....?

    • @Techischannel
      @Techischannel 5 років тому +9

      @Resb Aad It already is, praise be our lord and savior Clang and its Cousin: The Kraken

  • @markmulder9845
    @markmulder9845 4 роки тому +354

    Quote of the month: "I not only lied about the turrets, i also gave them more ammo."

  • @adrianbyrdziak5130
    @adrianbyrdziak5130 5 років тому +592

    let's take a moment to appreciate the quality of these subtitles in 8:58

    • @tanaschmidt3728
      @tanaschmidt3728 5 років тому +60

      And at 3:32. That’s impressive as hell

    • @SpaceCase132
      @SpaceCase132 5 років тому +26

      And people wonder why it takes so long for each upload.

    • @parkerbrown3281
      @parkerbrown3281 5 років тому +23

      He is the best on the platform at subtitles

    • @gamermanPS3
      @gamermanPS3 5 років тому +4

      @@parkerbrown3281 never seen teo or darkliberatorzone?

    • @parkerbrown3281
      @parkerbrown3281 5 років тому +2

      gamermanPS3 no, checking them out rn

  • @auszatti665
    @auszatti665 5 років тому +1737

    -Plays Space Engineers
    "WhY aM i In SpAcE?!"

    • @holdenkimura5034
      @holdenkimura5034 5 років тому +5

      Bro that shit weird as fuck

    • @coeusdarksoul2855
      @coeusdarksoul2855 5 років тому +13

      Chinny may well be the most unexpectedly & randomly hilarious one of the bunch.

    • @MarshalHamster
      @MarshalHamster 5 років тому +2

      Coeus Darksoul pretty sure that was Digby. Compare that line with the line about a controlled descent

    • @mohdmuqri6101
      @mohdmuqri6101 3 роки тому +2

      we're in the space you dingus!

  • @VoidHxnter
    @VoidHxnter 5 років тому +1406

    “Controlled descent... CONTROLLED DESCENT” *sets off nuke* perfect

    • @Sillimant_
      @Sillimant_ 4 роки тому +14

      Basically sums up ZF

    • @fatboyscsstleofmadness
      @fatboyscsstleofmadness 4 роки тому +2

      Wat is his name

    • @souvikrc4499
      @souvikrc4499 4 роки тому +1

      @@fatboyscsstleofmadness I think it's Digby.

    • @mr.h1083
      @mr.h1083 4 роки тому +2

      And that’s why Digby is one of my favorites in ZF.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 4 роки тому

      @@mr.h1083 I thought he was part of the Cadian XXth.

  • @danoconnor5138
    @danoconnor5138 4 роки тому +379

    “Driving over what feels like a teenager’s face.”
    Ow. Those are my feelings.

  • @nostradamusofgames5508
    @nostradamusofgames5508 5 років тому +219

    "Controlled descent! CONTROLLED DESCENT!"
    *Explosion*
    ...Perfect!

  • @tomto8748
    @tomto8748 5 років тому +832

    "Job done"
    And now another 3 month hibernation time

    • @redacted8983
      @redacted8983 5 років тому +26

      more like 2 years

    • @kersenify
      @kersenify 5 років тому +5

      More like 5 centuries

    • @wulfricr7635
      @wulfricr7635 5 років тому +19

      Soviet needs time to massively overedit everything and ply Cyanide with food until he agrees to appear in another video, since he seems to go insane every time, so maybe give him an eternity or two

    • @1-800-suicide
      @1-800-suicide 5 років тому +1

      Lord PirögieWolf more like 6 years

    • @Sealis04
      @Sealis04 5 років тому +6

      @@wulfricr7635 We're honestly just waiting for Cyanide to finish his food since he eats every 1 minute, thats why the vid takes so long to make

  • @24kFilter
    @24kFilter 5 років тому +718

    Me when I realize Soviet has posted yet another video:
    *Ah yes, a gift of the gods I see.*

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 5 років тому +17

      This one appears to be a gift from CLANG. ^_^

    • @kaelkirkby9191
      @kaelkirkby9191 5 років тому +4

      f ι l т є я you should have done
      “A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 5 років тому

      a rare gift

  • @carbonwolf1087
    @carbonwolf1087 2 роки тому +37

    I love that cy's face is on a projector because it implies that someone build a full sized analog of his face

  • @AdrianHereToHelp
    @AdrianHereToHelp 5 років тому +603

    "What happens if the babu turtle is missing a chromosome?"
    Then we name it Cyanide

  • @maxthue
    @maxthue 5 років тому +867

    Soviet sees Cyanide's face: "I'm going to grind that"

    • @jackfinn8284
      @jackfinn8284 5 років тому +30

      When in rome bang Caligula :/

    • @yudhaadrian47
      @yudhaadrian47 5 років тому +5

      No no no, sees Cyanide's pe-
      No, actually, nevermind...

  • @GegoXaren
    @GegoXaren 5 років тому +449

    Part 1: 5 years ago.
    Part 2: 3 years ago.
    Part 3: 5 hours ago.

    • @Yhelta
      @Yhelta 5 років тому +66

      So what you're saying is we can expect the next one in about 2 years?

    • @alcatraz160
      @alcatraz160 5 років тому +26

      Precisely.

    • @GutnarmEVE
      @GutnarmEVE 5 років тому +28

      if you want the soup of the day, watch on twitch. if you want the consommé double on a special night, you'll have to wait for the cooks to prepare it

    • @drinalco
      @drinalco 5 років тому +5

      @@GutnarmEVE that was THE most beautiful analogy I've ever seen. Kudos. just, wow.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 5 років тому +1

      Next will be 3 hours.

  • @heartofthewild680
    @heartofthewild680 3 роки тому +80

    2:15 “one hell of a cold”
    Me: **checks what day this video was posted**
    ... I don’t think that’s a cold.

  • @Nebsgame
    @Nebsgame 5 років тому +3187

    Can’t believe you and cy have been friends for 6 years

    • @yourneighborlytrashbirb9525
      @yourneighborlytrashbirb9525 5 років тому +420

      well, it depends on what you mean by _friends_

    • @csharponlinux4670
      @csharponlinux4670 5 років тому +226

      @@yourneighborlytrashbirb9525 Frienemy

    • @leesengwee4692
      @leesengwee4692 5 років тому +267

      Men can be friends even after bludgeoning each other with a spoon

    • @BoostedMonkey05
      @BoostedMonkey05 5 років тому +207

      @@yourneighborlytrashbirb9525 it's called being close enough that you can insult each other as greetings or some shit. The subtleties of social interaction.

    • @allshipper2158
      @allshipper2158 5 років тому +30

      Exactly what Jonathan. I have 3 in which we are besties or pure morons for almost 10 years.

  • @elric7415
    @elric7415 5 років тому +798

    “What happens if the baby turtle is missing a chromosome” lmao

    • @frustro4323
      @frustro4323 5 років тому +4

      Lost it right there.

    • @szushycat
      @szushycat 5 років тому

      Press Y ;)

    • @Pyrozen_Plays
      @Pyrozen_Plays 5 років тому

      It becomes the asdf mine turtle

    • @Alen725
      @Alen725 5 років тому

      I know what happens, it writes down lines from video everyone just watched and add something cringey like lmao at end.

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 4 роки тому

      @@Alen725 No I think what happens is it says "I know what happens, it writes down lines from video everyone just watched and add something cringey like lmao at the end"

  • @TR-xo6ed
    @TR-xo6ed 5 років тому +350

    Never disappoints in providing chaos and hilarity.

  • @CollinCF3
    @CollinCF3 5 років тому +157

    It was a mind frick when it sounded like there were two Soviets at 1:13

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  5 років тому +448

    Merry Christmas btw folks. I hope you've all had a good one.

    • @CameraDev
      @CameraDev 5 років тому +17

      You too. What did Santa get you? A drilldo?

    • @CameraDev
      @CameraDev 5 років тому +1

      Sossy

    • @alexanderwoolley1623
      @alexanderwoolley1623 5 років тому +2

      Happy new year womble.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  5 років тому +38

      @@CameraDev Fishing stuff! Wooo!

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 років тому +11

      Camera Man Deavon
      Actually, he got a ticket to a Pray the Gay Away camp.
      It’s a bit odd that it’s in Poland and apparently hasn’t seen any use since the 1940s but at this point anything is worth a try.

  • @jjlim3768
    @jjlim3768 5 років тому +2873

    "What happens if the baby turtle is missing a chromosome?"
    Oh Edberg 😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +5

      Was dying when he said that 🤣

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 роки тому +5

      @@davecrupel2817 did someone steal one of yours

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +10

      @@user-yw8sr3uj1w You can not steal what someone does not have
      🥴

    • @user-yw8sr3uj1w
      @user-yw8sr3uj1w 4 роки тому +1

      @@davecrupel2817 damn thats good

    • @raysilon2485
      @raysilon2485 4 роки тому +1

      @@davecrupel2817 self burn, those are rare

  • @VulkanYT
    @VulkanYT 5 років тому +1182

    "Wheres my Grindr at, I'm gonna grind that"
    Okay Womble, its safe to come out now. Its nearly 2020 my dude. Times have changed.

  • @mrhno1syjun1or67
    @mrhno1syjun1or67 3 роки тому +10

    ”Nice controlled decent. CONTROLLED DECENT *explosion* perfect” is the most relatable part of this video

  • @trx90vito29
    @trx90vito29 5 років тому +4738

    Cy: *feels wet sensation on his toes, thinking it’s his dog, he tells her to stop*
    Gorty: *pops out from under his desk* sorry
    Everyone: *confused screaming*

    • @idiocyincorporated7635
      @idiocyincorporated7635 5 років тому +428

      She's kinky lol

    • @flotappl
      @flotappl 5 років тому +311

      @@idiocyincorporated7635 and psychotic

    • @santihandayani9051
      @santihandayani9051 5 років тому +20

      Time stamp?

    • @trx90vito29
      @trx90vito29 5 років тому +55

      The PancakeGamer 3:52

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 5 років тому +314

      Probably was Gorty just being nearby and making a joke, and the dog really was the one licking.

  • @meri.myratoni
    @meri.myratoni 5 років тому +317

    every youtuber on December: "winter/christmas themed content for you guys"
    womble: lol watch whatever I make after months of wait

    • @Sonusmfx
      @Sonusmfx 5 років тому +10

      Gotta love him tho lmao

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 5 років тому +2

      UA-cam is just an advertisment for him now. For his.. patreon, twitch or whatever he does in nowsdays.

    • @TamLe-bj2yl
      @TamLe-bj2yl 5 років тому +2

      InnocentC0 he spent 8-10hr everyday for editting, hard to say all of that is for advertising, he even skip streaming or fishing (his hobby), for more editing. He barely left his house nowadays. Give the man a rest.

  • @GENeralGremory
    @GENeralGremory 5 років тому +178

    "Where's my Grindr I'm gonna grind that"
    ~SovietWomble (2019)

  • @noahuher8214
    @noahuher8214 5 років тому +816

    "I turned off the turret."
    *3 minutes later*
    DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

  • @ericwlezniak2081
    @ericwlezniak2081 5 років тому +6041

    The cameo by cy's girlfriend was incredible.

  • @tavish2696
    @tavish2696 5 років тому +144

    This was just a revenge story with more than 5 years of lore behind it

  • @forrestdevine2336
    @forrestdevine2336 5 років тому +689

    "Cry-O-Pod" gets me every time. Ugly snorting laughter.

    • @davidec.4021
      @davidec.4021 5 років тому

      I fucking died they’re the best

    • @MangoMonster2007
      @MangoMonster2007 5 років тому

      I want to like but it would ruin it

    • @liurabaum8746
      @liurabaum8746 5 років тому

      😂😂

    • @allshipper2158
      @allshipper2158 5 років тому +2

      Speaking of snorting-laugh.
      ua-cam.com/video/ifzQZ7A04TM/v-deo.html

  • @thegeneralissimo470
    @thegeneralissimo470 4 роки тому +100

    I realized that Chinny sounds quite a bit like Digby when he's yelling.

    • @Wrecker-r4k
      @Wrecker-r4k 2 роки тому

      I was wondering why someone sounded like Digby

  • @vincentzhou824
    @vincentzhou824 5 років тому +571

    Soviet Womble: “I’m going to grind that”
    Chinney: “Controlled Descent”
    I never thought Soviet would actually be Alpha

    • @The15demon15
      @The15demon15 5 років тому +9

      Vincent Zhou whenever he is in charge he either commit war crime or get executed

    • @pyro_bealzibot
      @pyro_bealzibot 5 років тому +7

      Dude Ikr, it's like the last few Bullshittery episodes he's upgraded into being more alpha and jerk and Cyanide's just retarded into a wuss

    • @holdenkimura5034
      @holdenkimura5034 5 років тому +5

      Nah Chinney's just a power bottom

    • @jqa16
      @jqa16 5 років тому +2

      He's alpha at being gay.

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 5 років тому +3

      @@jqa16 Alpha Gay sounds like a powermove someone in ZF would pull and be proud of.

  • @AlmostZer0
    @AlmostZer0 5 років тому +430

    "Hehe I broke some guy's welder"
    ...
    "Oh shit that's *my* welder!"
    -SovietWomble, 2019

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 5 років тому +11

      Oh yeah my friend who streamed Skyrim once was a vampire, went outside, everyone was attacking and screaming about a vampire... And he was like "Yeah yeah, whatever vampire... Wait me vampire? ME VAMPIRE! ME VAMPIRE!!!"

    • @trashpanda-sg2xh
      @trashpanda-sg2xh 5 років тому

      @@UncleRussian. mad story bro
      But who asked

    • @UncleRussian.
      @UncleRussian. 5 років тому

      @@trashpanda-sg2xh do I need a reason to tell a story I think of when I read comments? I'm sorry Master, I will make sure to inform your royal majesty when I decide to tell yet another story of mine.

    • @trashpanda-sg2xh
      @trashpanda-sg2xh 5 років тому

      @@UncleRussian. bold of you to assume I wasn't just asking who wanted to know

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 5 років тому +2230

    Zero Fucks Gaming:
    If the Top Gear crew were gamers.

    • @akshsj6695
      @akshsj6695 5 років тому +84

      CLARKSOON

    • @ABonYT
      @ABonYT 5 років тому +34

      Especially with his upload 'schedule'

    • @ABonYT
      @ABonYT 5 років тому +12

      @Claus Øder Hjortkjær let's be real thats gonna be season 5

    • @rawfootage322
      @rawfootage322 5 років тому +25

      hammond you idiot

    • @Redbikemaster
      @Redbikemaster 5 років тому +15

      @@rawfootage322 permission to say "cock"

  • @jenniferreid372
    @jenniferreid372 5 років тому +500

    *looks at cyanides face* "where's my grinder? im gonna grind that"
    (me over here laughing at the mistake)

  • @stratigangames508
    @stratigangames508 5 років тому +678

    1:01 I legitimately thought that Man Down Under was going to start playing

  • @pillarcat873
    @pillarcat873 5 років тому +996

    "i broke that guys welder"
    "Wait"
    "That's my welder" sovietwomble.

  • @JahansGanes
    @JahansGanes 5 років тому +260

    I love the moment when cy scream "I HATE YOU", besides Womble has a high ground

  • @jacobvaughn9276
    @jacobvaughn9276 4 роки тому +21

    "Job Done" might just be the best way to describe space engineers ever

  • @CameraDev
    @CameraDev 5 років тому +248

    Of course Womble would name his ship the “Drilldo”

  • @CameraDev
    @CameraDev 5 років тому +166

    “Why am I in Space?!”
    “Because we’re Space Engineers, you dingus!”

  • @oldtimegames96
    @oldtimegames96 5 років тому +365

    Q: How to turn a lander into a meteor?
    A: Ask Chinny.

  • @thegamingidiots8408
    @thegamingidiots8408 4 роки тому +122

    Soviet: “hah I broke that guys welder”
    Also soviet: “oh shit that’s my welder!”

  • @vpsjdon
    @vpsjdon 5 років тому +893

    "I'm gonna bring her into land"
    "Nice, controlled descent"
    *"CONTROLLED DESCENT"*
    BOOM
    "Perfect"

  • @Zicetec2000
    @Zicetec2000 5 років тому +204

    "So I'm gonna start laying a platform down"
    Me at the end "ENGLAND!"

    • @TheEyeofTheTide
      @TheEyeofTheTide 5 років тому +1

      Zicetec2000 I’ll be honest I heard the beginning of Africa there when he laid it down.

  • @itstachi5737
    @itstachi5737 5 років тому +76

    6:30 "Later" *EXPLOSION* I Spat out my water, "Oop, theres clang."

  • @kazuma7069
    @kazuma7069 4 роки тому +46

    Cyanide: "It was hard getting out of that crater huh"
    Them: "yea, also watch out for the turrets and the other hole"
    Cyanide: *The... WHAT*

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 5 років тому +312

    “I shall poo on you”
    -Womble

  • @eelco8800
    @eelco8800 5 років тому +1133

    "It's called the HMS Brexiteer"
    -"Is it on fire?"
    That was on point.

    • @asbendewar4259
      @asbendewar4259 5 років тому +14

      No it was on fire

    • @yagmi6182
      @yagmi6182 5 років тому +33

      if the brexiteer is on fire the EU galleon is already exploded into pieces XD

    • @tooschoolforcool1858
      @tooschoolforcool1858 5 років тому +25

      @@yagmi6182 Yeah and HMS Remoan is sinking somewhere in the Corbyn sea.

    • @kerrynisbet1514
      @kerrynisbet1514 5 років тому +17

      @@tooschoolforcool1858 you tried.

    • @waswat
      @waswat 5 років тому +38

      Yeah, that was on point! I mean, just look, it already spawned a few butthurt brexiteers trying to make a joke about the other side.

  • @WingManH
    @WingManH 5 років тому +935

    "Where's my Grindr"
    -SovietWomble, 2019

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 5 років тому

      Ha!

    • @thec-m
      @thec-m 5 років тому +9

      “I will drill the fuck out of you” - SovietWomble 2019

    • @justaperson6555
      @justaperson6555 5 років тому +1

      Technically he wants to grind on cyanides face...

    • @justaperson6555
      @justaperson6555 5 років тому +1

      Which he described as a 100ft tall penis... He wants to grind on the 100ft tall penis which is also cyanides face

  • @darthcygnus7692
    @darthcygnus7692 3 роки тому +48

    I swear, when Soviet, Ed and Cy are in the same game it's 3'000 times funnier: the holy trinity of comedy.

  • @s0lardr0p52
    @s0lardr0p52 5 років тому +67

    1:00 "I come from the land down under"

    • @codygreen5513
      @codygreen5513 5 років тому +3

      I was honestly expecting that 😂

    • @jwalker5468
      @jwalker5468 5 років тому +2

      So was i thats all i heard

  • @emperorcaesarandyvsrex
    @emperorcaesarandyvsrex 5 років тому +718

    I really appreciate the sound effect for Cyanide turning his engine off. I may be in the extreme minority for doing so, but oh well.

    • @DarkFoxDK
      @DarkFoxDK 5 років тому +23

      I think it's the low power sound from the original Red Alert.

    • @emperorcaesarandyvsrex
      @emperorcaesarandyvsrex 5 років тому +29

      @@DarkFoxDK the sound is similar, but it is actually the sound when you turn a building off in startopia.

    • @Left-TurnOnly
      @Left-TurnOnly 5 років тому +31

      @@emperorcaesarandyvsrex I normaly get annoyed by "But actually" comments but wholy shit nice obscure knowledge dude.

    • @plosonen
      @plosonen 5 років тому +20

      @@Left-TurnOnly That was very wholesome of you to say. Nice one c:

    • @hatsjer
      @hatsjer 5 років тому +7

      @@DarkFoxDK Isn't it also used in Tiberian Sun?

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 5 років тому +64

    Seeing Aamir’s giant face made me drop my iPad because I was laughing so hard.
    What a legend.

    • @dominantreaper2912
      @dominantreaper2912 5 років тому +2

      Acura TL GTLM He actually made it so it’ll run for 3 years and it’s indestructible lol

  • @MalachiteDragon1
    @MalachiteDragon1 2 роки тому +15

    "You can't just angrily spin every time you encounter a problem" Like hell I can't

  • @Soy_Sauce_Supreme
    @Soy_Sauce_Supreme 5 років тому +349

    4:06 "Is that a chode the Americans call it?"
    Meanwhile in CSGO Bulshittery ep 1 Soviet is telling a team mate to get their "chode" out of his face.
    You can't blame it all on us Soviet!

  • @ToxicSkull0
    @ToxicSkull0 5 років тому +213

    Soviet when he sees anything long and hard
    “I’m going to grind my that”

  • @thenarrator9204
    @thenarrator9204 5 років тому +62

    Two beautiful things born from this edit.
    Angrily spinning and more clips of Cyanide's agony!!

  • @Truth4None
    @Truth4None 5 років тому +106

    This video confirms it, Soviet wants to grind on Cy’s face.

  • @pyro_bealzibot
    @pyro_bealzibot 5 років тому +1835

    "..Driving over a teenagers face"
    -Cyanide, 2019

    • @aq411
      @aq411 5 років тому +4

      i didn't really get the joke

    • @brianreynaldi4770
      @brianreynaldi4770 5 років тому +35

      @@aq411 hint : teen have a lot of pimple, and they at the moon

    • @callumgilesme
      @callumgilesme 5 років тому +6

      I'm pretty sure it's a Clarkson reference

    • @clintonjthurman
      @clintonjthurman 5 років тому +1

      Callum Giles just saw that old episode of top gear today and thought the same thing when I heard him say that.

    • @Fr0zenEagle
      @Fr0zenEagle 5 років тому +3

      @@aq411 *C R A T E R S*

  • @HarrierPigeon
    @HarrierPigeon 5 років тому +168

    4:00 man I love Soviet’s editing 😂

    • @tomstuttgart992
      @tomstuttgart992 5 років тому +4

      I just noticed the wtf faced the leaving maja cc lmfao

    • @r.t.1077
      @r.t.1077 5 років тому

      Superghostninja What was maya saying can’t make it out

    • @tomstuttgart992
      @tomstuttgart992 5 років тому +1

      "I'll stop, I'm sorry. Hahaha..."

  • @rip8009
    @rip8009 5 років тому +124

    "Hehe i broke that guys welder, oh shit thats my welder."

  • @Johnny-kmskys
    @Johnny-kmskys 5 років тому +86

    "Watch out for the other hole"
    Cy: The. WHAT?

    • @lordbluebaron2270
      @lordbluebaron2270 4 роки тому +2

      More like
      “Watch our for the second hole.”
      Cy-“for the what?”

    • @louisrobitaille5810
      @louisrobitaille5810 3 роки тому

      I need a compilation of "For the what!?" moments on the internet 😂

  • @SallinKari
    @SallinKari 5 років тому +95

    8:57 *Cyanide bragging cut short due to autocannon fire*
    *Turret stops firing*
    "I lied about the turrets by the way"
    *Turrets resume fire*

    • @advait35
      @advait35 5 років тому +1

      @deeply confused name checks out

  • @squeezedlemonydemon4472
    @squeezedlemonydemon4472 5 років тому +187

    "Is it on fire?"
    It could be more on fire.

    • @partialblackout
      @partialblackout 5 років тому +8

      Squeezed Lemony demon Is that a hellsing abridged quote i hear, or is that already a quote from something?

    • @Steamboat2016
      @Steamboat2016 5 років тому +5

      @@partialblackout oh it's definitely a Hellsing abridged quote and I approve

    • @benlyon5118
      @benlyon5118 5 років тому +6

      London bridge is falling down!

    • @alecchristiaen4856
      @alecchristiaen4856 5 років тому +4

      @@benlyon5118 Falling down?

    • @benlyon5118
      @benlyon5118 5 років тому +4

      @@alecchristiaen4856 falling down!

  • @CameraDev
    @CameraDev 5 років тому +48

    “My constructions are not always phallic..”
    *Said no one ever before SovietWomble*

  • @trainfan-ks5hk
    @trainfan-ks5hk 5 років тому +45

    3:02 Ork WAAAGH!!! Landing on an Imperial Planet
    6:33 Ork Mek slapped one of his machines resulting in a very Big Bang

    • @iona2225
      @iona2225 4 роки тому +6

      KONTROLLED DAWCENT!

    • @trainfan-ks5hk
      @trainfan-ks5hk 4 роки тому +6

      iona2225
      DATS DA FING I WAS SAYIN YA SNOT

  • @BossVJBeast
    @BossVJBeast 5 років тому +255

    the zf clan is the reason i own space engineers

    • @adorabletoaste
      @adorabletoaste 5 років тому +2

      we have the same reasons

    • @ironman1181
      @ironman1181 5 років тому +4

      ZF is the reason i found Space Engineers and they're also the reason i found Captain Shack/TheXpGamers and w4stedspace xD…..great UA-cam channels if you're looking for Space Engineers and sci-fi content :D

    • @rdkonevrd9898
      @rdkonevrd9898 5 років тому +1

      @@Ivan-wb4mv let me just play my tiny violin for you bo hoo

    • @mtndew314
      @mtndew314 5 років тому +1

      they are part of the reason that I pirated Space Engineers

    • @vallecend6855
      @vallecend6855 5 років тому

      @@Ivan-wb4mv too real PepeHands

  • @hakura028
    @hakura028 5 років тому +137

    "what happens when a baby turtle lose a chromosome ?"
    That part killed me XD

  • @TheGoobster226
    @TheGoobster226 5 років тому +18

    8:38 "this is like the mini golf game" 😂

  • @harrymintz9960
    @harrymintz9960 4 роки тому +27

    Please play this more, I can't wait another three years for part 4.

  • @syncer8033
    @syncer8033 5 років тому +188

    3:48 "You can't just angrily spin when you encounter any problem"
    Cyanide: Hold my curry

    • @spacer141
      @spacer141 5 років тому +2

      With beef

    • @curtiswatts4349
      @curtiswatts4349 5 років тому +10

      That’s was edberg spinning

    • @loveitftw
      @loveitftw 5 років тому +1

      @@curtiswatts4349 "hold my swedish meatballs"

  • @ShiaraMoon
    @ShiaraMoon 5 років тому +245

    “Controlled descent”
    *boom*
    “Perfect!”
    😂

    • @Elliphaz
      @Elliphaz 5 років тому +6

      This literally happened to me last night when I was playing SE. My brother said I was going in too hot and I told him it was fine cause i had reverse thrusters...
      I just forgot to refill the tank...

    • @jdreyes3745
      @jdreyes3745 5 років тому +5

      The real kicker here is the second "CONTROLLED DESCENT" seconds before impact.

    • @EmberQuill
      @EmberQuill 5 років тому +1

      @@jdreyes3745 The "Perfect!" afterwards is just icing on the cake.

    • @1-800-suicide
      @1-800-suicide 5 років тому +1

      Elliphaz just the seconds before impact

  • @John_Raynor
    @John_Raynor 5 років тому +179

    "I tried so Hard!
    And Get so Far!
    In the End,
    Soviet just gonna Smoke me!!!" - Cy2k19

  • @crptic9925
    @crptic9925 3 роки тому +15

    1:07 he had an opportunity to play land down under using that

  • @michaelr7254
    @michaelr7254 5 років тому +153

    5:27
    Every child. Ever. Past present and future.

    • @jazmihamizan4987
      @jazmihamizan4987 4 роки тому +5

      Despite over two decades old, i would honestly still do that, today tomorrow and beyond

  • @PigeonJonas
    @PigeonJonas 5 років тому +58

    I legit had a bad time this night and the pic of Lulu really cheered me up. Thanks mate!

  • @EquanoxDragon
    @EquanoxDragon 5 років тому +87

    Am I the only one who giggled when womble said "I'm gonna grind it" when talking about the giant Cyanide face? XD

  • @hypercake1660
    @hypercake1660 4 роки тому +296

    "That is one hell of a cold you have"
    People seeing this mid 2020: O__O hmmm... interesting...