Random Rising Storm 2: Vietnam Bullshittery (part 1)

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  • @brown56765
    @brown56765 3 роки тому +10449

    Soviet: "Don't be racist"
    Also Soviet: "This is Ho Chi Minh, inventor of instant noodles. Konichiwa"

    • @juggmkj
      @juggmkj 3 роки тому +335

      I really can't get enough of people repeating quotes word for word from the current video!
      It's the pinnacle of comedy and I hope that NEVER changes

    • @rageinfury
      @rageinfury 3 роки тому +678

      @@juggmkj You must be fun at parties.

    • @Starfire-nv3nk
      @Starfire-nv3nk 3 роки тому +112

      @@rageinfury he said it was the pinnical of comody

    • @J-meh2102
      @J-meh2102 3 роки тому +8

      I was waiting for that XD

    • @LordOfGilneas
      @LordOfGilneas 3 роки тому +183

      ZF is known for two things:
      War crimes
      And being absolute hypocritical knobs

  • @saltiest_ocean1839
    @saltiest_ocean1839 5 років тому +7195

    Womble - "Are you apologizing to Hitler?"
    Also Womble in his two part Rust series - "It's okay, Hitlers a friend!"

  • @jajataroy4636
    @jajataroy4636 5 років тому +6479

    SovietWomble: Don’t be racist.
    Also Womble: We are here with Ho Chi Minh, the man who made the instant noodle. Konnichiwa.

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 5 років тому +200

      He Greeted The Picture Dude, He Thank The Person Who Made Instant Noodles. Not Racist

    • @ripjjjsphrbggsk6292
      @ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 5 років тому +68

      IT WAS BEFORE, SO DOESNT COUNT

    • @Nietabs
      @Nietabs 5 років тому +5

      @@ripjjjsphrbggsk6292 Yeah

    • @jgillisphotography
      @jgillisphotography 5 років тому +39

      @@Nietabs en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Momofuku_Ando this guy made the noodles though D:

    • @theresnocoolusername
      @theresnocoolusername 5 років тому +107

      Thank you for apreciatting my instant noodles

  • @Dr_Monitor
    @Dr_Monitor 4 роки тому +5470

    I'll never get tired of Quebec screaming. Hearing a man with that smooth and sexy of a voice suddenly have a full-on terror-wee is hilarious.

    • @konradomorelo6819
      @konradomorelo6819 3 роки тому +92

      Basically James from Pokemon XD

    • @raymondkravitz2001
      @raymondkravitz2001 3 роки тому +58

      You might say "he gets your motor running."

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 роки тому +2

      @@konradomorelo6819 I guess?

    • @lordbanetheplayer8844
      @lordbanetheplayer8844 3 роки тому +16

      Then you would have loved this one time where, I think I was playing horor game, and my voice went from this dark, Kinda to a light voice, when I got scared and screamed. Wish I recorded that.

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 3 роки тому +5

      @@raymondkravitz2001 that's a quality pun, right there.

  • @zombiejuice6486
    @zombiejuice6486 5 років тому +10364

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, don’t be racist.”
    That’s like saying: “ welcome to Russia, don’t be cold.”

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 5 років тому +261

      " Let's invade Russia ! I hear its BALMY there ! "- Hitler, 1941

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +157

      @@Chino56751 It's all fun and games before the winter hits two weeks early and mud season hits

    • @Jin-di9zv
      @Jin-di9zv 5 років тому +48

      @@frenchsoldier8485 the Germans did not enjoy their journey

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +5

      @@Jin-di9zv The actual nazis did

    • @frenchsoldier8485
      @frenchsoldier8485 5 років тому +2

      @@Jin-di9zv Since uh, they kinda hated communism

  • @DartDeathClaw
    @DartDeathClaw 5 років тому +1950

    That grenade at the APC was teaching them a very important lesson about spacing.

    • @witjj7852
      @witjj7852 5 років тому +51

      Didn't Cy also teach them that lesson many years ago?

    • @adeptusyagoncius2938
      @adeptusyagoncius2938 5 років тому +36

      @@witjj7852 that is the joke my dude!

    • @tantainguyen4290
      @tantainguyen4290 5 років тому +6

      Ha, i got it

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 5 років тому +8

      Bet he's the one who threw it.

    • @abdulahosmanbegovic2479
      @abdulahosmanbegovic2479 5 років тому +22

      I wouldn’t recommend you kill me. Because your gun goes pew pew and my gun goes PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @cloverseer9836
    @cloverseer9836 5 років тому +13939

    "please don't be racist"
    ho chi minh, the inventor of the instant noodle. Konnichiwa

    • @elibreeze1312
      @elibreeze1312 5 років тому +539

      literally laughed out loud at that.

    • @missscoffeee2175
      @missscoffeee2175 5 років тому +9

      😂

    • @icshii8584
      @icshii8584 5 років тому +112

      Konichiwa isn't even friggin vietnamese xD

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 5 років тому +415

      @@icshii8584 Yes, part of the joke.

    • @Gnossiene369
      @Gnossiene369 5 років тому +309

      @@icshii8584 Ho Chi Minh didn't invent the instant noodle either...

  • @IgglePiggleV2
    @IgglePiggleV2 3 роки тому +2192

    i love how racist bell basically sounded like it was dying towards the end

    • @alternative7586
      @alternative7586 3 роки тому +83

      It was getting as tired as Womble

    • @Talon3000
      @Talon3000 2 роки тому +21

      What I want to know is how he was ringing the bell while moving and looking around at the same time. Then again it might've been added in post at some points.

    • @stephweasenforth7891
      @stephweasenforth7891 2 роки тому +47

      @@Talon3000 knowing Womble, he tied it to his foot and furiously shook it

    • @bonetower
      @bonetower 11 місяців тому +2

      Rip poor bell.

    • @annoyinglittlewarlock7819
      @annoyinglittlewarlock7819 4 місяці тому

      🎉🎉​@@stephweasenforth7891

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  5 років тому +20908

    Oh yeah wait, I have a UA-cam channel. I knew I'd forgotten something. Whoopsie.

    • @angiermon
      @angiermon 5 років тому +1996

      dick head.

    • @bumbum242
      @bumbum242 5 років тому +607

      Dont forget outlast

    • @Eric-vs2he
      @Eric-vs2he 5 років тому +549

      Damn it womble you have one job !

    • @clawoo
      @clawoo 5 років тому +414

      Damn you, I just pooped like half an hour ago and I thought to myself "know what would be nice? a new SW video to watch on the loo". Alas, but there wasn't, so I just rewatched one of the old ones. Welp, guess I'm pooping again.

    • @Darkspear183
      @Darkspear183 5 років тому +147

      We were getting lonely

  • @jredbaron96
    @jredbaron96 5 років тому +2783

    SovietWomble: What's Iceswallowcome?
    "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."

    • @spyrelle3970
      @spyrelle3970 5 років тому +38

      "Change my state of mind, love so hard to find. *YOur FeelinGS CHANGe, LiKe tHe wEatHEr. WeNt FROm CLeAR tO GReY. on THAT CLouDy day.* "

    • @mfThump
      @mfThump 5 років тому +9

      "Ice wallakum" doesnt count.

    • @raymartcarreon4196
      @raymartcarreon4196 5 років тому +1

      @@mfThump do u know what icewallowcome mens? Beacause it means:I swallow cum (cum means semen)

    • @Zieel
      @Zieel 5 років тому +6

      You know guys that it was staged, right? Or if it not stated soviet at least rolled with it in order to make a funny bit for a stream/video. He does that sometimes. Most of the youtubers who are aware of what comedy is does that sometimes :)

    • @fwipfwopcondition2842
      @fwipfwopcondition2842 5 років тому

      I swallow some

  • @thatridgekid5165
    @thatridgekid5165 5 років тому +3325

    Quebec: *Bombs half his squad*
    Quebec: Life is good
    Soviet: You just killed half the team
    Quebec: *Repeats himself while bombing the rest of his squad*

    • @aqua2k210
      @aqua2k210 4 роки тому +65

      He never said whom it was good for

    • @thatridgekid5165
      @thatridgekid5165 4 роки тому +32

      @@aqua2k210 he isn't the one who got bombed, so go figure

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 роки тому +26

      This is why i love quebec, other than for his voice of course

    • @Darkoriax17
      @Darkoriax17 Рік тому +1

      Average Quebec moment.

    • @trapthephotographer8838
      @trapthephotographer8838 Рік тому

      Half done why stop

  • @Francklyynnnn
    @Francklyynnnn Рік тому +398

    Soviet: _makes one of the most thorough and well-written video essays on a game on all of UA-cam_
    Also Soviet: *icewallowcome*

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +3213

    4:33 follow this at 60fps at 0.25x speed.
    You'll see that Soviet does not miss a beat here.
    Stuff like that shows how his efforts to not take shortcuts while editing pays off!

    • @TheGuardDuck
      @TheGuardDuck 4 роки тому +162

      Quantum ladder.

    • @AllCentaur
      @AllCentaur 4 роки тому +149

      That looks frame by frame!

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 4 роки тому +378

      @@AllCentaur It is indeed editeed *frame by frame.*
      Which is a big contributor to why he takes so long per upload.
      But, as i said, it pays off.
      Ive been watching Womble's uploads over and over for the last 4 years. Still entertaining and funny and the edits never cease to amaze. :)

    • @simonmailhot-hebert4779
      @simonmailhot-hebert4779 4 роки тому +62

      @@davecrupel2817 I'd like to argue that his edits are only getting better and better !

    • @branchy2279
      @branchy2279 4 роки тому +8

      @@davecrupel2817 no. He just tracked the guy I doubt he did it frame by frame

  • @FokkerBoombass
    @FokkerBoombass 5 років тому +4758

    Womble: Breaks out the "no racism" bell.
    Also Womble: Makes fun of three Asian countries simultaneously at 1:35

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 років тому +419

      @@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 OK, calm the fuck down. You do realize that technology like paper and gunpowder comes from China, and that folded steel, which is a big part of why we can build the buildings we can, comes from Japan?

    • @str_brst8979
      @str_brst8979 5 років тому +230

      @@rememberwhendubstepwasstil1421 oi you better calm down before i call the shogun on you

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 5 років тому +73

      @@str_brst8979 dont! he wir be a disgrace to his FamiRy

    • @str_brst8979
      @str_brst8979 5 років тому +36

      @@direhunter7045 who? The shogun?
      EDIT: ror that engrish is awesome

    • @direhunter7045
      @direhunter7045 5 років тому +44

      @@str_brst8979 if you report him to the shogun
      You wir give disgrace to his famiry
      And he wir have to regain his honor
      Note: this is both racist and fun

  • @LunchThyme
    @LunchThyme 5 років тому +687

    "That's racist!" - Soviet Womble, while speaking Japanese to a picture of Ho Chi Minh.

    • @commondognut
      @commondognut 5 років тому +18

      TheHobbitMonster r/woosh

    • @mrfclarke
      @mrfclarke 5 років тому

      What’s wrong with that?

    • @UncleBarryLovesU
      @UncleBarryLovesU 8 місяців тому

      It's wacism, everyone knows that

  • @bloodredscorpionn1100
    @bloodredscorpionn1100 3 роки тому +795

    I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees and for some fcking reason they’re speaking Vietnamese.

    • @poplil3934
      @poplil3934 3 роки тому +21

      The trees cantvbe armed, if the lorax is armed

    • @donnykitsune6289
      @donnykitsune6289 3 роки тому +20

      I must admit, I read this and cackled.
      Doesn't help that it rhymes, in Seuss-ian fashion.

  • @ResonantRTS
    @ResonantRTS 6 років тому +9384

    Vietnam is pretty fancy sometimes

  • @jackmaclean986
    @jackmaclean986 5 років тому +3669

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, try not to be racist”
    That was only going to end one way

    • @an_ordinary_goose
      @an_ordinary_goose 5 років тому +51

      ZF were never known for trying

    • @cutlassken6194
      @cutlassken6194 5 років тому +45

      Clue’s in the name: ZF - Zero Fucks

    • @arnelova986
      @arnelova986 5 років тому +13

      Jack Maclean what did soviet expect anyways?

    • @wheels88
      @wheels88 5 років тому +24

      JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

    • @Thai8521
      @Thai8521 5 років тому +6

      Wheels 0f Fury when he said I instantly laugh my lungs out of my skinny chest. I Vietnamese and idk why I found that funny xd

  • @leljdam3189
    @leljdam3189 5 років тому +1950

    "I'm Not Gonna Make A Rising Storm Bullshittery"
    *-Soviet ("Lied On Stream") Womble*

    • @dingi2721
      @dingi2721 5 років тому +94

      Well it's a Rising Storm 2 Bullshittery so it was not a lie

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 5 років тому +1

      @@dingi2721 He lied saying that he wouldn't make

    • @ShrtStfflp
      @ShrtStfflp 5 років тому +20

      @@tashkent561 rising storm and rising storm 2 are different games. one is set in pacific front of ww2 and the other is Vietnam. he said he wouldn't make a "rising storm" video, which would be the one set in the pacific front. So by that logic, no, he did not lie.

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 5 років тому +3

      @@ShrtStfflp I forgot about that part, thanks

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому

      Lai Dahn Striem

  • @skypentraico4322
    @skypentraico4322 3 роки тому +511

    "America never loses a war"
    "What's the city of Saigon called, sorry?"
    I can't, lmao

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 роки тому +13

      Freedomville?

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 роки тому +7

      Its called ssigon obviously, and the French lost it not us duh

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 роки тому +1

      @@finlaycarmichael1532 so was my statement

    • @amp8295
      @amp8295 3 роки тому +13

      Sums up America fanboys pretty well don't you think?

    • @BlindErephon
      @BlindErephon 3 роки тому +1

      @towels towels Turns out you don't win wars on points. Who knew?

  • @jgardner7726
    @jgardner7726 5 років тому +2761

    Imagine patrolling Saigon and one of your squad mates just scream “gRenAdE!!”

    • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
      @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong 5 років тому +176

      I'd fucking hope my squadmates would notify me of an active grenade dropping on top of us.

    • @dylannecros3636
      @dylannecros3636 5 років тому +60

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong yeah, even if it was a joke, I’d rather them say something and there be nothing than them say nothing and there be something.

    • @RobertDaHobbit2
      @RobertDaHobbit2 5 років тому +26

      "GET DOWN, GET DOWN NNNNNNOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!"

    • @lemoncaketerrorist2921
      @lemoncaketerrorist2921 5 років тому +8

      Don’t you mean Ho Chi Amin City

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 4 роки тому +4

      I stutter when flustered, so when trying to warn my team mates about a grenade it normally comes out: "Gre- gre- gre-" and then we all die.

  • @paradoxxop2187
    @paradoxxop2187 4 роки тому +2999

    "You're in the wrong war Hitler"
    -Sovietwomble 1961

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 4 роки тому +109

      "Hitler is a friend"
      - sovietwomble 2016

    • @dak4465
      @dak4465 4 роки тому +92

      "are you appologising to hitler?"
      -sovietwomble 1961

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 4 роки тому +71

      "Carefull Hitler" -sovietwomble 1961

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 4 роки тому +29

      Hitler did hate communism

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 4 роки тому +15

      He fought in WWI where he got a reputation for being both lucky and a right prick

  • @GoldenPenHD
    @GoldenPenHD 5 років тому +2139

    0:00 *Smells air*
    “I love the smell of racism in the morning”

    • @Anakin-fj8jz
      @Anakin-fj8jz 5 років тому +5

      The Derp Chaos Your here to?

    • @beelal6407
      @beelal6407 5 років тому +14

      Smells air in the afternoon
      "Love the smell of napalm inn the afternoon"

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 років тому +7

      Smells rainy air in the evening
      “Man i love the smell of mother nature sharing their property with us, long live the communist party”

    • @jeremylim2421
      @jeremylim2421 5 років тому +1

      Smells like ...
      *Victory*

    • @luchadorito
      @luchadorito 5 років тому

      Ho shi minh the inventor of instant noodke konnichiua

  • @KingDuckGuy
    @KingDuckGuy 4 роки тому +210

    4:14 my dude got so startled he fell off his chair. Glorious.

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 5 років тому +2716

    "Hearts and minds"?
    I learned from Master Cyanide, "They will still have Hearts and Minds, they'll just be splattered all over the wall!"

    • @theandrzej2890
      @theandrzej2890 5 років тому +16

      I remember that

    • @afonso7946
      @afonso7946 5 років тому +9

      2 bullets to the heart and 1 to the mind

    • @abramo7700
      @abramo7700 5 років тому +11

      Everybody gangsta till ZF gets a flamethrower and some explosives

    • @Lucawalke.r
      @Lucawalke.r 5 років тому +3

      The good old arma 3 times

    • @97antiv
      @97antiv 5 років тому +2

      and thats why in my clan im banned from being CAS

  • @tylan129
    @tylan129 5 років тому +2749

    Soviet's friend: blown into chunks
    Soviet: hahahahaha
    Random enemy:leg bends wrong way
    Soviet:aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine 5 років тому +45

      Well, you can sort of imagine the Far Cry finger or that Vietnam Knee thing happening to you, blown into pieces is a bit over the top, no?

    • @tylan129
      @tylan129 5 років тому +11

      @@House_of_Caine not if an explosive goes off right in front of you it's not, but I get where you're coming from

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 років тому

      @@House_of_Caine explosion

    • @louisbaker4362
      @louisbaker4362 5 років тому +36

      If you're blown to a million pieces I'm sure you wouldn't be in a position to be bothered about it. Having your leg bent the wrong way though! XD

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine 5 років тому +12

      @@louisbaker4362 This^ a perfect way of putting it.

  • @tomatomathy
    @tomatomathy 5 років тому +2147

    his ability to edit "PEW" on where bullets are amazes me

    • @PandaWolf525
      @PandaWolf525 5 років тому +264

      TomK Gaming it’s all done frame by frame. That’s why it’s so smooth. Wobble does a great job with his editing. Also why it takes a while for videos to come out. Past all the footage he gets. The editing time is ridiculous.

    • @captainoblivious_yt
      @captainoblivious_yt 5 років тому +43

      @@PandaWolf525 He's using 3D tracking... He's not manually animating them frame-by-frame.

    • @HDMaco13
      @HDMaco13 5 років тому +12

      @@captainoblivious_yt Oh ? I've never heard about 3D tracking until now

    • @jamesMK101
      @jamesMK101 5 років тому +114

      @@captainoblivious_yt I believe he has said in a video that he edits the bullets frame by frame

    • @NATO246
      @NATO246 5 років тому +33

      The way i do them is by key framing each frame until it comes out smooth. It takes me about 3 minutes to edit a single "pew"

  • @andrewconnacher3606
    @andrewconnacher3606 3 роки тому +80

    “Well we’re all going to die under friendly fire” Soviet, there’s nothing friendly about that fire.

  • @JoCat
    @JoCat 5 років тому +5543

    "Sorry about that Hitler" brings a new definition to "Nazi Apologist"

    • @kaydencox1561
      @kaydencox1561 4 роки тому +104

      Surprised to see you here

    • @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302
      @anicecomfybedforyoutosleep7302 4 роки тому +154

      The art school after not accepting Hitler

    • @ConanObrien22
      @ConanObrien22 3 роки тому +2

      OK fascist

    • @cassidywoodliff
      @cassidywoodliff 3 роки тому +41

      Wait, JoCat liked Soviet? Is this a cross over episode?!

    • @kickasspeanuts
      @kickasspeanuts 3 роки тому +23

      I mean... at this point in time ZF is getting dangerously close to becoming a reich with how many germans are in the clan

  • @TheMrSark
    @TheMrSark 5 років тому +4311

    **shudders**

    • @Jamio_
      @Jamio_ 5 років тому +243

      *sound of distant hueys intensifies*

    • @mimegaming3444
      @mimegaming3444 5 років тому +60

      Mr Sark I was fucking waiting on my favorite machinma boy to be here!

    • @orange8427
      @orange8427 5 років тому +76

      Holy shit Sark, what are you doing here

    • @wheels88
      @wheels88 5 років тому +61

      SARK THEM FUCKERS GOT US PINNED!!!

    • @BlueLeprechaun15
      @BlueLeprechaun15 5 років тому +22

      "Screams of a Vietcong Ambush"

  • @randomman1000tweeny1
    @randomman1000tweeny1 5 років тому +241

    Soviet womble: 05:32 - "you can't say that, that's racist"
    Also Soviet womble: 01:35 - "Ho Chi Minh, the man who invented the instant noodle. Konichiwa"

  • @menacingdonutz
    @menacingdonutz 3 роки тому +340

    I still want an uncensored version to this day.

    • @mariic2
      @mariic2 3 роки тому +27

      There's probably an archive for the streams.

    • @savvi3128
      @savvi3128 Рік тому +2

      It is August 2023. Still waiting.

    • @raunakrajput2579
      @raunakrajput2579 11 місяців тому

      please if someone finds it link it

    • @vlanson6529
      @vlanson6529 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@mariic2Pretty sure it was removed.

  • @jackbomb9919
    @jackbomb9919 5 років тому +1767

    The punishwr was actually cyanide ... he was trying to teach you about spacing

    • @gravitykat714
      @gravitykat714 5 років тому +111

      Jackbomb99 “don’t let them back in im teaching them a lesson about spacing

    • @storche211
      @storche211 5 років тому +18

      I was hoping someone would've said "Spacing" in that moment so bad.

    • @BaconHoodie
      @BaconHoodie 5 років тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Jmcgee1125
      @Jmcgee1125 5 років тому +3

      Thought of the same thing

    • @fz8691
      @fz8691 4 роки тому +1

      So we can just start quoting from other vids now?

  • @theSILKROAD210
    @theSILKROAD210 5 років тому +1583

    icewallowcome. ladies and gentlemen, we got him!

    • @Just_One_0
      @Just_One_0 5 років тому +23

      I can imagine the music playing in my head right now

    • @ShishouDzukiZaManako
      @ShishouDzukiZaManako 5 років тому

      thats racist to the french or something XD

    • @WolfRebel
      @WolfRebel 5 років тому +4

      When I saw it pop up in the video I was like “no please no he didn’t-“ and then my face hit my keyboard

    • @BlinkyBlonkmw2
      @BlinkyBlonkmw2 5 років тому

      @@Just_One_0 I was lead astray, the day you walked away

    • @theSILKROAD210
      @theSILKROAD210 5 років тому +1

      @Zacharie Boivin Thank you.

  • @binnillust
    @binnillust 5 років тому +3660

    *It’s all fun and games until the trees start speaking Vietnamese*

    • @John190assman
      @John190assman 5 років тому +13

      I am suprised they didnt do a single Skinner joke.

    • @VosDoesGames
      @VosDoesGames 5 років тому +3

      That’s so weird I said that cuz me and my friend at school thought we came up with that saying a few years back that’s trippy

    • @John190assman
      @John190assman 5 років тому +3

      @@VosDoesGames Well quote dated several years back and I am not sure of its origin the quotes dates back as much as 1999. Heres a link for reference: ua-cam.com/video/lBB9An0ZT3I/v-deo.html
      This is a British sitcom named Spaced btw.

    • @truongtrungnghia2416
      @truongtrungnghia2416 5 років тому +3

      Because we have predators technology:))))

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 років тому +6

      “Bố tiên sư bọn Mĩ cứ lấy gạo của bọn tao làm gì”
      -Hoe Chi Minh

  • @anaveragesizeruler
    @anaveragesizeruler 2 роки тому +85

    4:11 i must have replayed this 500 times by now. i forgot how funny it was and choked on my smoothie.

    • @gdsplicer
      @gdsplicer Рік тому +1

      Was it a mango one? And did it laminate the kitchen in a thin layer? xD

    • @anaveragesizeruler
      @anaveragesizeruler Рік тому

      @@gdsplicer nah. it was a mixed fruit one and no, my computer got laminated lol.

  • @Avatarlatte
    @Avatarlatte 5 років тому +2975

    These guys are like a modern day Monty Python crew and I love it lmao

    • @heavystalin2419
      @heavystalin2419 5 років тому +53

      Minus coconuts

    • @tinde2070
      @tinde2070 5 років тому +92

      @@heavystalin2419 with the beating Wombles nuts take every day, they are large enough to replace the coconuts.

    • @sonofjack6286
      @sonofjack6286 5 років тому +1

      Me too

    • @edgarbanuelos6472
      @edgarbanuelos6472 5 років тому +8

      I now watch his videos in a new light

    • @etwizard5313
      @etwizard5313 5 років тому +7

      Life of Womble

  • @Dinklebean
    @Dinklebean 6 років тому +330

    Still washing those stains of Digby out of my clothes...
    The clothes, at least, I can get new ones...
    But the PTSD will never go away.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  6 років тому +48

      Digby will always be with us in spirit. And in our hair until we can wash him out.

    • @DigbyTathamWarterZF
      @DigbyTathamWarterZF 6 років тому +27

      REMEMBER ME!

    • @spikeydapikey1483
      @spikeydapikey1483 6 років тому +2

      Poor chap went to pieces.

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom 6 років тому +3

      You must be completely beside yourself. Just like most of Digby is by now.

    • @rierku
      @rierku 6 років тому +2

      I get the feeling Digby didn't quite get the memo about how this whole "covering your squad" business is done properly...
      Well, now he covers everything...

  • @MrMochi-nl1zb
    @MrMochi-nl1zb 5 років тому +7743

    As a Japanese man, I question the legitimacy of Ho Chi Minh creating my insta noodle.
    But we got nuked twice. Course we had to outsource.

    • @Willlive032
      @Willlive032 5 років тому +443

      As an American idk what to say honestly except **slurps instant noodle**

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +93

      I just...
      I don't even

    • @noahbasara8529
      @noahbasara8529 5 років тому +151

      I...I...I got nothin but a slow clap and a bravo

    • @四宮かぐや-i9e
      @四宮かぐや-i9e 5 років тому +15

      ラーメン!

    • @notunique1288
      @notunique1288 5 років тому +10

      @@四宮かぐや-i9e nice

  • @HACHIAttack
    @HACHIAttack 3 роки тому +70

    Soviet and the rest of the team: This is the toughest battle we've ever set foot upon.
    Nevil: Tuesday

  • @jasperdong773
    @jasperdong773 4 роки тому +5591

    “Nixon’s policy of containment”
    Truman actually started the whole containment thing
    im fun at parties

  • @rosehaley6012
    @rosehaley6012 5 років тому +395

    Well, it’s been fun, see you guys in 4 months

    • @asasimpson2261
      @asasimpson2261 5 років тому +1

      Ikr

    • @Dusk325z
      @Dusk325z 5 років тому +1

      Ill miss you

    • @michaelmcaleese5039
      @michaelmcaleese5039 5 років тому +2

      Apparently he's got about ten of these lined up ready to go. Videos I mean, not necessarily all Rising Storm 2.

    • @Unclear4
      @Unclear4 5 років тому

      @@michaelmcaleese5039 what's he holding the back for?

    • @tramachi7027
      @tramachi7027 5 років тому +7

      maybe spacing them out to gain the maximum amount of views, etc.
      But honestly if Soviet would like release like 10 Videos each 10-20 mins I would binge watch them all in one go xD

  • @BeachSalad
    @BeachSalad 5 років тому +4975

    See you in 5 months Womble.

    • @viscardzoom
      @viscardzoom 5 років тому +26

      Exactly

    • @rexlexcm7249
      @rexlexcm7249 5 років тому +12

      Lol pretty much right

    • @blitzcon9088
      @blitzcon9088 5 років тому +109

      Or a year if he's not out banging cyanide's girlfriend

    • @ninadjoshi3769
      @ninadjoshi3769 5 років тому +19

      @@blitzcon9088 who is Cyanide's cousin

    • @blitzcon9088
      @blitzcon9088 5 років тому +17

      @@ninadjoshi3769 cowasutra

  • @Storyteller543
    @Storyteller543 3 роки тому +63

    4:14 that " *thump* " gets me every time.

  • @sandypratama5485
    @sandypratama5485 5 років тому +385

    No incessant use of "Fortunate Son"
    3 outta 10
    -IGN

    • @oddacity5883
      @oddacity5883 5 років тому

      The kinds of people who work there are just flamboyant fuckboys

  • @Cherry-qh9hi
    @Cherry-qh9hi 5 років тому +401

    "Hitler's a friend" -SovietWomble, 2015, Random Rust Bullshittery (part2)

  • @PapaBoohisski
    @PapaBoohisski 6 років тому +565

    I lost it at "Very Censored" followed straight away by "Cunts". This is ironically brilliant Womble

    • @Eriksjostrom
      @Eriksjostrom 6 років тому +118

      *Bleep* *Bleep* *Bleep* CUNTS! *Bleep* This must be how Australian daytime television is censored.

    • @jwinter7480
      @jwinter7480 5 років тому +11

      Erik Sjöström as an Aussie I can confirm this

    • @jackbartlett5840
      @jackbartlett5840 5 років тому +5

      I lost it at the autistic screaming

    • @Dourkan
      @Dourkan 5 років тому +1

      @@Eriksjostrom this fucking killed me, real straya HAHAHAHAHA

    • @evanhendrie9093
      @evanhendrie9093 5 років тому

      I'm just curious what he was bleeping out if he left that in?

  • @giofons1991
    @giofons1991 2 роки тому +51

    Soviet: Don't be racist!
    Also soviet: (looks at a picture of a Vietnamese man and greets him in Japanese)

  • @tomtankengine0
    @tomtankengine0 5 років тому +270

    Soviet is like a real military father.
    Returning every few months, for a few fleeting moments. As his family brace for the day he fails to return at all.

    • @kamalmann4883
      @kamalmann4883 5 років тому +5

      underated comment

    • @austinsells5558
      @austinsells5558 5 років тому +1

      Truly

    • @rydergilbertson6803
      @rydergilbertson6803 5 років тому +5

      tomtankengine laughing so hard at this

    • @birdman4885
      @birdman4885 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, there’s gonna be a day that he never gets out of the bathroom.

    • @robertoramos5943
      @robertoramos5943 5 років тому +3

      Birdman The destroyer I understood ur reference you aren’t alone🤧

  • @jkerman5113
    @jkerman5113 5 років тому +6185

    0/10 for historical accuracy as I can see the enemy

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 роки тому +161

      Well did you expect to see a tree killing Soviet's team on top of the police station or what?

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 роки тому +37

      @@nickvandemeerendonk780 fair enough

    • @marksman4586
      @marksman4586 4 роки тому +15

      Nah the whole video has trees in it

    • @aryan201
      @aryan201 4 роки тому +56

      *rings the Racist bell*

    • @ryan-ln2hx
      @ryan-ln2hx 4 роки тому +2

      I mean it is zf

  • @Hekkle01
    @Hekkle01 5 років тому +1792

    I have my flammenwerfer, with which I can werf flammen

  • @Fishfoe
    @Fishfoe 4 роки тому +231

    4:40
    "I got killed by Theresa May, apparently."
    "Does this constitute as a hard Brexit?"

    • @leaffinite2001
      @leaffinite2001 3 роки тому +3

      Also it says Theresa May eats children

  • @MoaRider
    @MoaRider 5 років тому +539

    Quebec playing a horror game? Walk in the park listening to lofi.
    Quebec experiencing the Vietnam War? A walk though Syria listening to the screams of his dead parents.

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 5 років тому +20

      The screams of his dead parents...
      Now that's ehat I would call a temporal anomaly.

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 5 років тому +1354

    Rising Storm 2: Nevil's Homeland

    • @vneezy
      @vneezy 5 років тому +189

      That's offensive to vietnamese people, they can actually speak at least one language

    • @checkenginelight6681
      @checkenginelight6681 5 років тому +127

      Fargh ythou

    • @TheLastPwnr
      @TheLastPwnr 5 років тому +73

      (*racist bell*)

    • @antitroller101
      @antitroller101 5 років тому +76

      "Broken Arrow" - US military code
      "Broken English" - ZF Clan code
      Either way they are in a screw position and need help

    • @bartoszlasota6547
      @bartoszlasota6547 5 років тому +26

      His name is not Nevil you bith

  • @SRVideoGame
    @SRVideoGame 5 років тому +2163

    10 minutes of intense war gameplay
    how many people does soviet kill?
    2

    • @commodusgenesis4759
      @commodusgenesis4759 5 років тому +203

      Chapaa actually 4 including 2 of his own teammates

    • @Ansai563
      @Ansai563 5 років тому +36

      Darklordgaming64 actually I think it was 5

    • @EvelynDayless
      @EvelynDayless 5 років тому +87

      In war someone has to do the killing and someone else has to do the dying.

    • @AquariumRick
      @AquariumRick 5 років тому +7

      8 total

    • @HeadfortheHillsInc
      @HeadfortheHillsInc 5 років тому +37

      Remember “An officer does not necessarily take part in the fighting” - either one of the Arma or CSGO bullshittery

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
    @summushieremiasclarkson4700 3 роки тому +37

    "you're in the Vietnam war, you're not allowed to be racist"
    That joke went over a lot of heads.

  • @reubenbotha9501
    @reubenbotha9501 5 років тому +462

    0:12 Somehow i just noticed the subtitle "Guys" burning on the floor. Can't imagine how difficult it is to do that but it is a really nice touch! Love your videos!

    • @cadeoneal8137
      @cadeoneal8137 5 років тому +9

      Also on the other side of the room it said YOU so together they made YOU GUYS a but they flew across the room from eachother

    • @Theakritas_
      @Theakritas_ 5 років тому +2

      There is also another one in the distance :D

    • @greenphoenix7365
      @greenphoenix7365 4 роки тому +4

      pretty sure womble do it per frame from what i heard

  • @aidankretzschmar6181
    @aidankretzschmar6181 5 років тому +1276

    Fun fact- Hanoi Hannah was wildly popular with the GI’s, since she was regarded as actually more reliable than the newspapers the army distributed.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 5 років тому +180

      Also, yeah, its a sultry female voice on the radio when they probably haven't seen a woman in weeks

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 5 років тому +73

      Tactical usefulness and a female voice in the middle of the jungle. Not bad.

    • @EstonianShark
      @EstonianShark 5 років тому +39

      @@weldonwin The women they would see/find were raped and most were killed. Oh and some were kidnapped from liberated villages.

    • @MangoDoxin
      @MangoDoxin 5 років тому

      How do you mean?

    • @aidankretzschmar6181
      @aidankretzschmar6181 5 років тому +82

      Tangerine Ocelot The army frequently censored news coming out of the US to mask the near-Total lack of popular support for the war.

  • @TheDeanokiller
    @TheDeanokiller 6 років тому +2497

    Crackin' video as always! Loved the little cartoon Quebec, a nice little touch.

    • @amithn5400
      @amithn5400 5 років тому +10

      1 day ago??

    • @TheDeanokiller
      @TheDeanokiller 5 років тому +39

      @@amithn5400 Yeah, He releases his videos to Twitch Subscribers and Patrons a couple days early! :)

    • @ocupersgmail
      @ocupersgmail 5 років тому +2

      honestly it was my favorite part

    • @Anybody34
      @Anybody34 5 років тому +2

      Tyler Hardin a short one if you know what i mean ;)

    • @giantotter319
      @giantotter319 5 років тому +2

      That's a pretty good profile picture.

  • @desmondkenway4952
    @desmondkenway4952 3 роки тому +294

    “America never loses a war”
    Well that aged like milk

    • @themanformerlyknownascomme777
      @themanformerlyknownascomme777 3 роки тому +23

      And it had already cuddled

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 3 роки тому +19

      You know, I never thought that the Vietnam War needed a spin off. Guess I was wrong.

    • @ecw4life267
      @ecw4life267 3 роки тому +7

      @@Alex_K221 Taliban takeover Electric Boogaloo

    • @Ceece20
      @Ceece20 3 роки тому +4

      Thanks Brandon!

    • @steeldriver5338
      @steeldriver5338 2 роки тому +9

      Technically America did win the war in Afghanistan. The country was under American control within the year of the initial invasion. Like Vietnam, public and political willingness to remain there turned south. Couple a mishandled withdrawal with a shortsightedness on the abilities of the Afghanistanian army (along with a few other factors), and you get what happened in 2021

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 роки тому +1255

    5:41
    "We're in the Vietnam War; we're not allowed to be racist, okay?"
    that's like saying "We're in Australia; we're not allowed to be eaten alive by wildlife, okay?"

    • @romualdcaffeserre6230
      @romualdcaffeserre6230 4 роки тому +83

      We're in russia, we're not allowed to drink vodka

    • @crystaloliverproductions1339
      @crystaloliverproductions1339 4 роки тому +69

      We’re in America, we can’t be fat, okay?

    • @hammerandpickle7390
      @hammerandpickle7390 4 роки тому +7

      The fuck kind of wildlife do you think we have?

    • @pugasaurusrex8253
      @pugasaurusrex8253 4 роки тому +46

      @@hammerandpickle7390
      What kind of death island has both the worlds deadliest snake and jellyfish
      Even the duck looking focker is venomous

    • @hammerandpickle7390
      @hammerandpickle7390 4 роки тому +36

      @@pugasaurusrex8253 Its the methheads you gotta worry about, not the animals. They'll attack anyone on site, children, housewives, police, cashiers, paramedics. Name it they'll attack it

  • @Breidr
    @Breidr 4 роки тому +1007

    I just keep coming back for "The hills are alive, with the sounds of *Flamethrower*"

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 3 роки тому +21

      I keep coming back for the racist bell

    • @hoagielamp6543
      @hoagielamp6543 3 роки тому +10

      I come back for "What's the city of Saigon called right now?!"

    • @AA-bz1pr
      @AA-bz1pr 3 роки тому +6

      I came

    • @almondsai7214
      @almondsai7214 3 роки тому +6

      Flammenwerfer*

    • @hollow7899
      @hollow7899 3 роки тому

      @@AA-bz1pr nice

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 4 роки тому +2400

    “Fifty Shades of-“
    “AHHHHHH”
    Ahhh yes, I love Fifty Shades of AHHHHHHHH

    • @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc
      @MonkeyDLuffy-ib8nc 4 роки тому +23

      I cant stop laughing at it
      even when ppl mention the damed book

    • @amirg7225
      @amirg7225 4 роки тому +13

      Better than the fucking book

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 4 роки тому +32

      It's my favorite book, followed shortly by Lord of the UHHHHHH

    • @SuperMistral99
      @SuperMistral99 3 роки тому +11

      You will never be a woman

    • @floop2957
      @floop2957 3 роки тому +5

      @@SuperMistral99 i agree

  • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
    @andreaszafiropoulos4667 4 роки тому +37

    "knees are not supposed to bend like that"
    I know...
    *Cries from hospital bed*

    • @orue5499
      @orue5499 3 роки тому +4

      ouch

    • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
      @andreaszafiropoulos4667 3 роки тому +3

      @@orue5499 recovered since, stairs are still a bitch though

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 3 роки тому

      I got sepsis in my elbow. They had to suction out all of the fluid from it. It was very red and swollen. Still have the scar.

    • @andreaszafiropoulos4667
      @andreaszafiropoulos4667 3 роки тому

      @@DakotaofRaptors that sounds nasty, hope you recover

  • @Gajiggles
    @Gajiggles 5 років тому +679

    *HEY JOE, I DIDN’T KNOW THE TREES SPOKE VIETNAMESE!*

  • @KnightRider378
    @KnightRider378 5 років тому +269

    If you notice, The Punisher’s name was in blue, meaning he was on their team when he killed them. The entire US advance was halted because of a single friendly fire accident wiping out half a dozen men on the bridge.

    • @drewhinds4439
      @drewhinds4439 5 років тому +48

      Welcome to Rising Storm ahaha. In red orchestra one the biggest weakness of the German faction was dead nades as the pin is pulled when you throw the nade, so if you die in the throwing animation you drop a live nade and potentially could kill half your team, which I have seen.

    • @KnightRider378
      @KnightRider378 5 років тому +9

      Oh lord, I remember that.

    • @lewhanwen4302
      @lewhanwen4302 5 років тому +15

      And even better, THAT'S the name of a Marvel character, real name Frank Castle, who was initially portrayed as a veteran of the Vietnam War.
      A hardened soldier to the end, he takes no prisoners and is precise as all hell...
      which makes this incident all the more funnier because this pretty much means Frank just blew up a couple of his own countrymen.
      *Accidentally.*
      *HE DOES NOT ACCIDENTALLY KILL HIS OWN COMRADES.*

    • @thenightwarriorgaming4276
      @thenightwarriorgaming4276 5 років тому +2

      I had a CO that called artillery on a point as we had basically the whole team on the point. He won the game for the opposing team

    • @maxaudet5177
      @maxaudet5177 4 роки тому

      @@thenightwarriorgaming4276 "Life is good" Quebec's rampage

  • @priyathamu5560
    @priyathamu5560 5 років тому +738

    That bell would be broken if Cyanide was here

    • @Mis7erSeven
      @Mis7erSeven 5 років тому +73

      Maybe he was here but you couln't hear him over the sound of the bell (and the flamethrower).

    • @CrusnikVideo
      @CrusnikVideo 5 років тому +72

      He's a minority, he can't be racist.

    • @hervisdaubeny2644
      @hervisdaubeny2644 5 років тому +1

      where is he tho

    • @jimmypratt
      @jimmypratt 5 років тому +1

      The only reason he isn’t is because the bells made out of his bones

    • @matheusdiefenthaeler5342
      @matheusdiefenthaeler5342 5 років тому +1

      @@jimmypratt bones are not supposed to make that sound...

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 2 роки тому +11

    I come back to this video every couple of months because it makes me laugh so much. Laughing is far and few between these days to me. Thanks Soviet.

  • @tkb667
    @tkb667 5 років тому +5232

    We need an uncensored version of this.

    • @TheTundraTerror
      @TheTundraTerror 5 років тому +708

      @@millerwhale Funny how you felt the need to censor the one against blacks but not the one against Jews. Hmm.

    • @doughboyjimmy4644
      @doughboyjimmy4644 5 років тому +15

      No we dont

    • @GlytcheD
      @GlytcheD 5 років тому +375

      @@adrianb5352 noooo, that's for hispanics/latinos. Get your racism right!

    • @noxthefox6
      @noxthefox6 5 років тому +38

      @@adrianb5352 that's mexicans

    • @adrianb5352
      @adrianb5352 5 років тому +16

      @@noxthefox6 and who are the gypsies ?

  • @nitrofog1234
    @nitrofog1234 5 років тому +993

    A Soviet Womble, fighting against the Soviet cause
    Ironic

    • @Thebastooon8206
      @Thebastooon8206 5 років тому +29

      Hes a western spy

    • @dylanhaugen3739
      @dylanhaugen3739 5 років тому +14

      Ironically Vietnam invaded Cambodia another communist country deposed the Kemar Rug and ended one of the worst genocides in history, than the US government thought that was a bad thing. And at one point China and Russia were so made at each other Russia told US officials not to get in the way if they nuked China.

    • @xSayresthx
      @xSayresthx 5 років тому +14

      He fights as both sides, clearly the ultimate centrist

    • @lytuy7952
      @lytuy7952 5 років тому +1

      @@dylanhaugen3739
      It's not exactly ironic considering how they got terrorized first. They only did it the Soviet Russia way of literally paying back 3 folds.
      As for Soviet Womble, mah, is all I can say.

    • @unclekanethetiberiummain1994
      @unclekanethetiberiummain1994 5 років тому +1

      He tried communism and decides that it's horrible.

  • @theresnocoolusername
    @theresnocoolusername 5 років тому +2890

    enjoy the instant noodles my friends

  • @mofumofu099
    @mofumofu099 3 місяці тому +6

    after all these years I need an uncensored version of the bell skit

  • @yellownotsus7538
    @yellownotsus7538 5 років тому +878

    American soldier in Vietnam: *i'm gonna die, I miss my family and my wife. What should I do*
    Vietnam trees: *I can feel you man*

    • @LittleBlacksheep1995
      @LittleBlacksheep1995 5 років тому +44

      No they say "ditme tao hiểu mà", 'cause they're Vietnamese.

    • @thaihoangthang9a123
      @thaihoangthang9a123 5 років тому +7

      @@LittleBlacksheep1995 Ditme chào mày

    • @LittleBlacksheep1995
      @LittleBlacksheep1995 5 років тому +4

      @@thaihoangthang9a123 ditme chào mày too

    • @jonnybgoode7742
      @jonnybgoode7742 4 роки тому +2

      Anyone care to translate?

    • @LittleBlacksheep1995
      @LittleBlacksheep1995 4 роки тому +25

      @@jonnybgoode7742 hard to fully translate it to English. Well basically "you fucking beat me to it", "bloody hell, I understand how you feel"

  • @user-mv1ez4hf7z
    @user-mv1ez4hf7z 5 років тому +1099

    No wonder Womble never uploads
    He's been off to war all this time

    • @thegeneralscall
      @thegeneralscall 5 років тому +16

      Turnips. I think he’s actually been too busy recovering from that ptsd of the live stream.

    • @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595
      @apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 5 років тому +2

      @@thegeneralscall Yeah, the game immerses you into the war so much that you get PTSD as well, but if he was a real soldier, I could see him getting PTSD from the later events, and at the end he lived for way too long then he should've

    • @GumpierGoat2
      @GumpierGoat2 5 років тому +4

      @@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 there was "sum tim wong" with Soviet after playing

  • @TheIronAcorn
    @TheIronAcorn 5 років тому +4267

    *"It was a tactical withdrawal."*
    I am American and can confirm that this particular statement is 100% an American excuse.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 5 років тому +306

      We can't lose a war if we never officially declare war.

    • @davidthorp01
      @davidthorp01 5 років тому +215

      Hey, they told us to leave, (the Saigon government) the american public was fed up (moreso the US gov really) and we could have honestly kept going and would have likely won full sail. That said we killed way more of them than they of us!
      (Grumbling in American Historian).

    • @zenn6636
      @zenn6636 5 років тому +60

      That and “tHe PuBlIc FoRcEd Us OuT”

    • @PhoenixAce
      @PhoenixAce 5 років тому +64

      David Thorp sorry but no one likes facts when it comes to talking about America, people just think lowly of us Americans

    • @UnRu1eD
      @UnRu1eD 5 років тому +14

      We never declared war. It was more so a conflict then anything.

  • @Shwerpy
    @Shwerpy 3 роки тому +43

    I've watched this video like 100 times

  • @spark9_
    @spark9_ 5 років тому +316

    *part 1*
    EXCITEMENT *intensifies*

  • @mistabonge
    @mistabonge 5 років тому +348

    “Welcome to the Vietnam war, please don’t be racist.”
    “JOE SMELLS SOME NAPALM

  • @mikeoxlong190bc
    @mikeoxlong190bc 5 років тому +333

    "I am the Lorax, and I speak for the trees. The trees are speaking Vietnamese."

    • @hadto8482
      @hadto8482 5 років тому +5

      i am the anthrax i speak for you lungs they dont speak much because youare dead

    • @washingmachine969
      @washingmachine969 5 років тому +5

      "The trees say 'GI GO HOME'"

    • @idrankcyanide
      @idrankcyanide 5 років тому

      @@oddacity5883 sặc :))

    • @joecool2810
      @joecool2810 5 років тому +2

      (Bell noises) Don’t be Racist! -SovietWomble

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 4 роки тому +96

    6:42 I am very curious as to what he said to make Soviet go insane

    • @xyfurion
      @xyfurion 3 роки тому +1

      Probably something somewhat racist

    • @Johndoe-jd
      @Johndoe-jd 3 роки тому +24

      He said *nooo* *naughty* *stop it* *no* * NOOO*
      I actually can’t find which stream this is so good luck trying to find out yourself

    • @michaelburke9137
      @michaelburke9137 3 роки тому +14

      @@Johndoe-jd Twitch streams get deleted after two weeks, it's gone.

    • @inkwellplays3910
      @inkwellplays3910 3 роки тому +16

      I seriously want to hear the full uncensored version of this I’d probably die laughing

    • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
      @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 3 роки тому +1

      Only anybody who watched this stream live shall provide the answers…

  • @RohenBlackwolf
    @RohenBlackwolf 5 років тому +737

    I fear the racism bell would break if Gambit and copious amounds of beer were to be mixed.

    • @Sappre
      @Sappre 5 років тому +47

      plus cyanide

    • @nicholasbenavides4215
      @nicholasbenavides4215 5 років тому +9

      I need that shit!!

    • @The4ryan9
      @The4ryan9 5 років тому +6

      Unfortunately I think he lost the racism bell at some point, or at least it was lost at one point. I don't catch many of these streams but it was lost during one of them.

    • @majorhavoc5490
      @majorhavoc5490 5 років тому +11

      I mean, what's the point of a racism bell if you're already in a clan named "Zero Fucks," they're not gonna care about the bell whatsoever.

    • @Blyndir
      @Blyndir 5 років тому +2

      @@majorhavoc5490 Not at all. They need it because who breaks it and how quickly is a major source of bragging rights.

  • @AlgaeGaming
    @AlgaeGaming 5 років тому +536

    It's funny as always, but the animation in this episode is next level. 3:46 - 3:53 is probably my fav bit.
    Subtitle that had me in stitches was 4:54

    • @memegumin
      @memegumin 5 років тому +17

      Yeah and the flying words at 0:09 is what I love from Womble

    • @piotrcartman5439
      @piotrcartman5439 5 років тому

      Noone cares

    • @memegumin
      @memegumin 5 років тому +3

      @@piotrcartman5439 my graphic boner cares

    • @scrwd4568
      @scrwd4568 5 років тому

      Ofc its the best bit when our King is there

    • @comradeshadles4967
      @comradeshadles4967 5 років тому

      This is half the reason I'm here

  • @forlornfoe
    @forlornfoe 5 років тому +120

    Those slow-motion dramatizations were legit glorious
    [PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW]

    • @RamC002
      @RamC002 5 років тому

      Pewpewpew? Subscribe to pewdiepie!!!!

  • @sammyule
    @sammyule Рік тому +2

    I've been watching this video for years, I know ever moment, every word, and I still laugh. It's one of the very few pieces of media that I can watch every few months.

  • @beanmw96
    @beanmw96 5 років тому +314

    Do you know what the M-97 flamethrower sounds like? It sounds like a dragon, a fiery God purging everything in his path. Hold down that trigger and the whoosh drowns out everything else. Focus on the noise and you can almost convince yourself you don't hear the screams. By the time the tank is empty, everything's over, even the men are quiet. There's nothing but the crackling of burning thatch.
    You see, it's the not the noise that keeps me awake at night.
    It's the silence.

    • @sirjoey3137
      @sirjoey3137 5 років тому +12

      - Bert

    • @hannahbanana7723
      @hannahbanana7723 5 років тому +30

      This just got uncomfortably real.

    • @beanmw96
      @beanmw96 5 років тому +5

      I've seen some stuff, man. You know what your friends flesh smells like when there's a danger close air strike? Because I do. It smells like chicken and fear.

    • @maryroth2366
      @maryroth2366 5 років тому +1

      It was the Devil's birthday in Cambodia

    • @chriscary4074
      @chriscary4074 5 років тому

      Sean Johnson
      Warning ahead of time this is in pore taste... The comment of fried chicken and fear reminded me of this scene
      ua-cam.com/video/_HVvgfFsU4k/v-deo.html

  • @copperquokka3635
    @copperquokka3635 5 років тому +142

    You're never too young for a Vietnam flashback.

  • @decaff__6866
    @decaff__6866 4 роки тому +9338

    I want an uncensored version of the "don't be racist" segment

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 роки тому +1811

      I consent the uncensored-ing of the segment, am asian

    • @decaff__6866
      @decaff__6866 4 роки тому +788

      @@plamtree6852 THANK YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL (WO)MAN

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 роки тому +319

      decaf Raids man

    • @decaff__6866
      @decaff__6866 4 роки тому +205

      @@plamtree6852 ah ok sir

    • @plamtree6852
      @plamtree6852 4 роки тому +226

      decaf Raids no problem dud

  • @Brett_is_Veng
    @Brett_is_Veng Рік тому +1

    i love the racism bell and the commentary and the humour and espcially the animation notes that get attached everywhere *pew* etc. Amazing. I love these vids

  • @stefan_dumitru
    @stefan_dumitru 5 років тому +197

    That moment of joy when you get a notification from SovietWomble followed by the feeling of depression when you realise it will be 4 more months until the next video is uploaded :(

    • @Ruthl3ssKill3rx
      @Ruthl3ssKill3rx 5 років тому +8

      Heyyy at least we got a video

    • @bananasmoussestachio9017
      @bananasmoussestachio9017 5 років тому +17

      Until then, it will be a replay festival of all his previous videos.

    • @kirito1267
      @kirito1267 5 років тому +6

      the gap is currently 2 months, so its not as bad, but its still quite a while (at least like rimuru said we have all the previous videos to replay)

    • @Ruthl3ssKill3rx
      @Ruthl3ssKill3rx 5 років тому +3

      Yesss haha I have to go back to the badgers one sometime love that one

    • @stefan_dumitru
      @stefan_dumitru 5 років тому +2

      Rimuru Tempest I’ve already watched ALL (no exaggeration) of his videos 3 times at least.

  • @mishal2401
    @mishal2401 5 років тому +1657

    "part 1", part 2 probably comes out after the heat death of the universe, right?

    • @MisterChernobyl
      @MisterChernobyl 5 років тому +3

      Ehh, more like the big rip.

    • @scruffyboi5897
      @scruffyboi5897 5 років тому +2

      Paul Bedford do I need to point out how long we waited the last time

    • @mtnd02.06
      @mtnd02.06 5 років тому +2

      Considering the fact that it took him nearly 3 months to release part 2 of his pubg vids I'd say we have quite some time to go.

    • @kinariamaru9393
      @kinariamaru9393 5 років тому

      it will take two year for that

    • @brendancappelli2611
      @brendancappelli2611 5 років тому

      I’m sick of you fuckers saying that line, it’s so overused and trashy

  • @Tielormus
    @Tielormus 5 років тому +965

    This is why his editing takes like a month
    4:37 is where he probably took like hours just having to line up the text every frame lmao

    • @connorbranscombe6819
      @connorbranscombe6819 5 років тому +127

      @Bordiga Armchair No he most certainly would have done it that way lmfao, why do you think this man takes 1 month to edit his videos? Its because of shit like that, this man puts quality and love into his editing.

    • @jonahvader5835
      @jonahvader5835 5 років тому +69

      Bordiga Armchair actually womble does edit his videos frame by frame it’s why it’s so good however I think your right it would be easier to do it a different way

    • @Hellscrap3r
      @Hellscrap3r 5 років тому +80

      @Bordiga Armchair Soviet has explicitly stated that he does it that way before. I can't quite remember which video it was, I believe it was a PUBG video. It's also stated in a fanmade video praising his editing skills. The man takes his craft seriously.

    • @bannaandeggs3705
      @bannaandeggs3705 5 років тому

      Ardantop132 n/a what?

    • @boudyslaiby1235
      @boudyslaiby1235 5 років тому +7

      @@bannaandeggs3705 its a reference to one of his previous videos check his gta 5 bullshittery videos

  • @sp3ct3rgaming46
    @sp3ct3rgaming46 2 роки тому +3

    Soviet at 9:50 "some guy called The Punisher just wiped the entire squad"
    Frank Castle: *YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT...*

  • @aquachu6682
    @aquachu6682 5 років тому +499

    10:12 Hey, you... you're finally awake. you were trying to cross the boarder right? walked right into the imperial ambush, same as us... and that thief over there. These damn storm cloaks, Skyrim was fine till you came along...

  • @gracolag
    @gracolag 5 років тому +414

    I can live with quebec as a sidekick in these videos when cy's not around, his screams are gold

    • @TheNakorius
      @TheNakorius 5 років тому +36

      Q and Digby are at times better than Cy, their comedic relief is based on smarts not stupid.. i cant belive cy didnt know caligula..

    • @gracolag
      @gracolag 5 років тому +5

      @@TheNakorius I dont usually watch the streams so I haven't seen digby that much, but here he also steals the show

    • @JensenStiles
      @JensenStiles 5 років тому +34

      All the ZF guys make me laugh, but Quebec’s (mostly) laid-back tone always gets me.

    • @joel5611
      @joel5611 5 років тому +2

      Kinda like at 4:14?

    • @huntermoss9403
      @huntermoss9403 5 років тому +2

      digby is my favorite

  • @Angelaaahhh
    @Angelaaahhh 6 років тому +278

    Well worth the wait, the racist bell was hilarious.

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 5 років тому +1

      I imagine it needed to be replaced after the session(s).

    • @Angelaaahhh
      @Angelaaahhh 5 років тому

      @@fyrentenimar Most definitely

  • @Nater2004
    @Nater2004 3 роки тому +2

    6:59 "here we have [ZF] poro who is recieving the medal of honor" 'indistinct whispering' "i have been informed that [ZF] poro will be recieving the medal of DIShonor."

  • @TheFacelessStoryMaker
    @TheFacelessStoryMaker 5 років тому +148

    Best moments
    Fifty Shades of...AAAARRRGGHHH! (3:52)
    GRENADE!! (3:58)
    AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (4:07)
    That guy has.....EEEUUGHHHHHH!!! (4:13)
    I guess Quebec being a single parent has been taking its' toll.

  • @Hootkins.
    @Hootkins. 5 років тому +281

    3:40 sounds like we have a start on the makings of _50 Screams Of Quebec._

    • @bullsaur9877
      @bullsaur9877 5 років тому +7

      We already have that, it's called his twitch livestreams.

    • @Luna_Spiritus
      @Luna_Spiritus 5 років тому +1

      Oh God That Sounds Like A Movie I'd Watch!

    • @Runner-fz5qg
      @Runner-fz5qg 5 років тому +3

      Joe smells some *gay raptor screams*

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 5 років тому +318

    1:53
    “Sorry about that, Hitler” -Digby, 2019

  • @RelentlessRDS
    @RelentlessRDS 3 роки тому +5

    The way Soviet's voice cracks while saying "You fuckers are doing this on purpose" cracks me up