Russianbadger crew just saying whatever (Not OC)

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  • @Bentelligent
    @Bentelligent  Рік тому +1962

    I ate my PS5 cuz Starfield came out before Russianbadger uploaded his video.
    ua-cam.com/video/Q6hZg8I_CBM/v-deo.htmlsi=boVVbCXpRgUzlwgx

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN Рік тому +49

      Starfield is the worst game of the year after gollum

    • @Boyakishan
      @Boyakishan Рік тому +24

      @@Shitposting_IHMNtf is gollum?

    • @Boyakishan
      @Boyakishan Рік тому +16

      @@Shitposting_IHMNlike. The gremlin of LOTR?

    • @Shitposting_IHMN
      @Shitposting_IHMN Рік тому +12

      @@Boyakishan gollum is a game about that "gremlin" dont buy it, just pirate or watch video's of it, its so bad its funny

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Рік тому +33

      @@Shitposting_IHMN I wouldn't know, I don't have an Xbox or pc

  • @drewholmes7356
    @drewholmes7356 Рік тому +16396

    As someone in their chat said “this stream is like watching 4 raccoons with internet access.” And that perfectly sums up their crew in a nutshell.

    • @Dogeater-tf7zv
      @Dogeater-tf7zv Рік тому +57

      Bumfuzzler

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 Рік тому +250

      take the time they were asked "if they could univent one thing in the univere what would it be?"
      some answers given were Photosynthesis, the moon, and the earths crust
      i would have said Cryptocurrency while these guys said Oxegyn

    • @liendro7
      @liendro7 Рік тому +43

      ​@@dubstepbee6892what if I say... walls?

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave Рік тому +84

      Skulker reading chat: “ ‘this conversation is like watching four raccoons with internet access’? Yeah, yeah pretty much”

    • @aro_ger_
      @aro_ger_ Рік тому +39

      41:06 The Clip of it.

  • @BloodyMobile
    @BloodyMobile Рік тому +5292

    "Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality" is as much of a classic as "What's the blast radius of that thing?" - "Yes"

    • @illucidate3749
      @illucidate3749 Рік тому +133

      Up there with
      "The rule of God is coming."

    • @The_whales
      @The_whales Рік тому +59

      Also heavenly telling people who prefired him to go to jail

    • @dinodude5302
      @dinodude5302 Рік тому +55

      "you ever seen the pre game lobbies for PUBG when it first came out?"

    • @BloodyMobile
      @BloodyMobile Рік тому +26

      @@dinodude5302 I actually didn't, never played it. Which is why I was so thankful for the image in the video that gave me a "rough" idea.
      It's these little things that the editors do, which takes a good video and makes it a great video.
      Shoutout to all you editors out there

    • @dinodude5302
      @dinodude5302 Рік тому +21

      @@BloodyMobile I swear to God, bing is one of the greatest and funniest members of the crew

  • @theotherjared9824
    @theotherjared9824 Рік тому +5804

    Therussianbadger is what happens when a production company with a real budget animates over the incoherent ramblings of your friend group.

  • @Choujifangirl
    @Choujifangirl Рік тому +513

    1:02:51 the regret in Martin’s voice after hearing his own line memed back at him will never get old, it’s like he already regrets saying that line and putting it out into the ether🤣

  • @That1Montoya
    @That1Montoya Рік тому +210

    3:06 "one pound, one pan, ONE TASTY MEAL"

  • @blademaster2390
    @blademaster2390 Рік тому +4278

    7:57
    Fun fact: Taco Bell actually _was_ founded in 1962 by a WW2 vet. His name was Glen Bell, and he was a cook in the US Marine Corps

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Рік тому +330

      You learn something new everyday, even if filtered through a s^%&post.

    • @SullySadface
      @SullySadface Рік тому +217

      ​@@TheEmeraldSword04You can say "shit" on the internet. I wont tell.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Рік тому +158

      @@SullySadface I just don't like swearing in general, I'm just that kind of person.

    • @aordinaryperson8098
      @aordinaryperson8098 Рік тому +89

      ​@@TheEmeraldSword04 You don't like swearing? What are you doing on the internet then?

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Рік тому +221

      @@aordinaryperson8098 Sharing my passions with others and supporting them in the process!

  • @IAmGalaxian-bi6co
    @IAmGalaxian-bi6co Рік тому +3972

    I get flashbanged everytime Badger mentions his wife because there’s NO CHANCE in my mind that this guy can be in a committed relationship

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs Рік тому +603

      well. back in 2016 or something, he made a QnA. in it, he said he had a girlfriend, whom he called pikachu and said he was fine with showing an image of her because "you probably find half of china's population" or something like that
      under the assumption that that girl stayed with his dumbass and married. in which case congrats

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Рік тому +406

      "Ruh roh Gamers, Radger's rarried!"

    • @althelor
      @althelor Рік тому +274

      ​@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 like zoinks scoob, I thought he was a gamer!

    • @nevebunnygirl7833
      @nevebunnygirl7833 Рік тому +176

      i fully believe that he would commit to a long term relationship, but i find it hard to believe he found someone willing to date a youtuber AND get married

    • @Glacial_floofs
      @Glacial_floofs Рік тому +58

      @@nevebunnygirl7833 more of a twitch streamer than a youtuber

  • @MistahFox
    @MistahFox Рік тому +3700

    I love that with Russian Badger's audience there was a non-zero chance the bro who was asking to leak the F-35 manual was serious...

    • @juhovuolinko6446
      @juhovuolinko6446 Рік тому +214

      wouldn't be surprised if that was during a WarThunder stream/session either

    • @BaNaNaCeZeT
      @BaNaNaCeZeT Рік тому

      @@juhovuolinko6446 It was. The chat window is in-game chat in War Thunder.

    • @dajn._.9213
      @dajn._.9213 Рік тому +175

      honestly feel like anyone who plays warthunder has at least one manual or document they shouldn't have, so probably lol

    • @Its_Me_Romano
      @Its_Me_Romano Рік тому +31

      ​@@juhovuolinko6446 it was you can literally see war thunder in the back ground...

    • @jonathanweaver5310
      @jonathanweaver5310 Рік тому +5

      ​@@dajn._.9213😅

  • @amarusa7167
    @amarusa7167 Рік тому +348

    40:14 my favorite part of the whole vid, the absolutee joy and chaotic energy emitting from one man's laugh was enough to send me to the after life. goodbye, i've lived a good life.

    • @Phlox_In_A_Nutshell
      @Phlox_In_A_Nutshell 3 місяці тому

      Have fun 👋

    • @MarkPulley-v2o
      @MarkPulley-v2o 2 місяці тому

      Seriously, I was in literally in tears laughing so hard my family became concerned because I had headphones on 😂

  • @Flight_of_Icarus
    @Flight_of_Icarus Рік тому +315

    15:44 For some reason I can't get over the mental image of grouse just staring at the ceiling of the bathroom, drool slowly dripping out of the corners of his mouth with his one braincell being microwaved while the rest of the match plays out around him.

  • @djglitch2.031
    @djglitch2.031 Рік тому +5129

    This video is like people watching their favorite Russian Badger videos while waiting for the Marvel vs Capcom video.

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Рік тому +457

      mark my words, his video will release before Starfield comes out

    • @djglitch2.031
      @djglitch2.031 Рік тому +238

      @@Bentelligent Knowing Badger's schedule it will be uploaded sometime next month. His videos release 2-3months depending on the stupidity.

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Рік тому +194

      @@djglitch2.031 the fact that "depending on the stupidity" is genuinely a valid measurement for badger and his crew says alot, love that guy.

    • @djglitch2.031
      @djglitch2.031 Рік тому +25

      @@kempolar9768 They are amazing

    • @DrEpicPhD
      @DrEpicPhD Рік тому +19

      @@djglitch2.031 His connection's been scuffed lately, you'll get it by Christmas.

  • @stuff2927
    @stuff2927 Рік тому +2203

    I highly appreciate the fact that you brought in both the old and the new videos into the mix. The Badger's crew is truly timeless.

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Рік тому +184

      most of his older videos are gems

    • @stuff2927
      @stuff2927 Рік тому +70

      @@Bentelligent Agreed, his R6 era was truly a sight to behold.

    • @PassTheMic2006
      @PassTheMic2006 Рік тому +40

      @@stuff2927I love his new videos, but his R6 videos were actually peak

    • @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123
      @ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Рік тому +7

      ​@@PassTheMic2006you enjoyed his newest video, then?

    • @Steamboat2016
      @Steamboat2016 11 місяців тому +9

      ​@@PassTheMic2006I see what you're saying but I absolutely loved his fortnite and MvC tournament videos. I've watched each at least 10x

  • @thedenseone6443
    @thedenseone6443 Рік тому +1241

    "I'm in front of your house, I'm taking your staircase like Ed, Edd, n' Eddy" will always be my favourite Skullker bit

  • @OswaldMarcRogers
    @OswaldMarcRogers Рік тому +184

    7:44 So I looked it up, and Badger is half right. His name was actually Glen Bell and served in the US Marine Corp during WW2 as a cook.

  • @aidenflo24
    @aidenflo24 Рік тому +88

    “I gotta do this challenge!”
    “YOU ARE CHALLENGED 👿😡”

  • @keyparrot987
    @keyparrot987 Рік тому +801

    23:50 “tell me the name of your god” “bold of you to assume I have one” is the coldest lines I’ve ever heard

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Рік тому +71

      “It’d be cooler if God was like a Funko Pop or something.”

    • @marielosvindas1247
      @marielosvindas1247 Рік тому +23

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2” That is the- “

    • @yancamb2202
      @yancamb2202 Рік тому +34

      @@marielosvindas1247"DAMN. Tha-"
      "That is how mad Heavenly was."
      "Heavenly was SO MAD, he put a CHAIR through a PLATE GLASS WINDOW, look at this, dawg. Oh my God, Heavenly's mad-"

    • @realsupernova222
      @realsupernova222 7 місяців тому +11

      "My bullets can't even get through that glass and Heavenly put a chair through it-"

    • @Haymaker24
      @Haymaker24 5 місяців тому +4

      ⁠@@realsupernova222”God as a Funko Pop?”

  • @JohnDoe12345.
    @JohnDoe12345. Рік тому +800

    "God damnit Bobby, I told you I didn't wanna invade Iraq." That has no right being as funny as it is. Most of the bits in the insurgency sandstorm vid are so fucking good

    • @kartikayysola
      @kartikayysola Рік тому +41

      That entire stretch is so fucking funny to me. Especially Pasta with the cut off WOOOOOOOO

    • @JohnDoe12345.
      @JohnDoe12345. Рік тому +17

      @@kartikayysola agreed

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Рік тому

      *_”STOP BLINDING ME, YOU ASSHOLE; I CAN’T SEE, YOU GOBLIN!”_*

    • @winster32
      @winster32 Рік тому +6

      The WOOOOOOO-! actually made me die lol

  • @Rytonic69
    @Rytonic69 Рік тому +779

    badger not knowing what an argonian is confirms my suspicion that this is just the airsofter's table at lunch in video game form

    • @DJScootagroov
      @DJScootagroov Рік тому +64

      As a guy who sat at the airsofters table as a kid, the vibe is very similar.

  • @emilianoizanagi2245
    @emilianoizanagi2245 Рік тому +123

    17:47 Bro heavenly couldn’t handle the absolute silence from everyone.

  • @merlinm.4387
    @merlinm.4387 Рік тому +66

    Digi going absolutely apeshit when getting a chopper is my favorite bit with him on god. His umbridled joy and insanity was amazing

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED Рік тому +881

    1:30 Fun Fact: There's actually a sort of felony tomfoolery charge in the US lawbook. I don't remember the exact name but if you've been too much of a nuisance to the public, you **CAN** go to jail for it. Literally the "too silly for Uncle Sam to tolerate" law.

  • @AnInsaneOstrich
    @AnInsaneOstrich Рік тому +185

    25:19 the way Skullker says "Elimated" is just music to my ears for some reason

  • @FrenchBaguetteTank
    @FrenchBaguetteTank Рік тому +479

    "one pound, one pan, one tasty meal" favorite badger quote to this day 🤣

    • @Domart101
      @Domart101 8 місяців тому +10

      21:13 this part killed me, this LITERALLY killed me because I did not expected that type of FUCKIN insanity

    • @markisshano7334
      @markisshano7334 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Domart101Fucken believe it, because Badger and his crew are literally living brainrot memes and there is no context to be had.

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Domart101 Especially that Cut scream later on 😂

  • @reagansido5823
    @reagansido5823 Рік тому +52

    "Bing could use smoke signals and get better voice quality"
    That's one of the best lines. that really cracked me up.

  • @noobabros
    @noobabros Рік тому +71

    2:48 sounds like those weird cylindrical toys that make an eeeorr sound when you twist it 180 degrees vertically

  • @hecksters423
    @hecksters423 Рік тому +446

    SWAWS 0:24
    Badger revived the "SWAWS" meme at Amogus of all places.

  • @toaster9922
    @toaster9922 Рік тому +1607

    “Guacamole gamer fart has nothing to do with ruining the housing market, so boomers wouldn’t understand it.”
    Probably my favourite fucking quote in any badger video ever.

    • @hyperstormx3194
      @hyperstormx3194 Рік тому +65

      Grouse is physically incapable of missing

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Рік тому +52

      @@hyperstormx3194Smart pistol for a mouth

    • @logicaltips4107
      @logicaltips4107 Рік тому +22

      ​@@Anonymous-73I'm pretty sure he has a smart core at this point

    • @paskoracer_4644
      @paskoracer_4644 Рік тому +5

      "what's the cost raid on this thing? YES"

  • @jaewol359
    @jaewol359 Рік тому +736

    Hearing the cheems meme hits different now RIP Balltze

    • @drewholmes7356
      @drewholmes7356 Рік тому +64

      Man, don’t remind us.
      Just let the little guy live it up there.

    • @gaIIowsCaIibrator
      @gaIIowsCaIibrator Рік тому +8

      Ripbozo

    • @NateSchulte
      @NateSchulte Рік тому +21

      How does one say “rest in peace” in cheems? I want to honor our boy

    • @jaewol359
      @jaewol359 Рік тому +47

      @@NateSchulte remst in peamce

    • @shrilleth
      @shrilleth Рік тому +9

      @@NateSchulte i would say theres definitely a remst in there but i dont know if peamce would be correct. so its either remst in peace or remst in peamce

  • @jonathangonzales1582
    @jonathangonzales1582 9 місяців тому +16

    The moment at 3:02 will always be my fav it just flows so well and explains it so neatly, you cant beat it

  • @namenotfound2456
    @namenotfound2456 Рік тому +42

    0:27 "Yeah i cleared the house... OFF THE FUCKING MAP"😂, damn i love that line

  • @fixingbutton8144
    @fixingbutton8144 Рік тому +587

    Fun fact: in California, it is illegal to name a fish aggressive names

  • @OmegaChimera
    @OmegaChimera Рік тому +1008

    I'm sad that my favorite line isn't here:
    "Patterson, fire a warning shot."
    "Sir, this is an M32 Grenade Launcher."
    "Ah, Potato, Potato, just fire it, Patterson."

  • @digidrveKJ
    @digidrveKJ Рік тому +824

    I still can’t believe they can afford all these games, the content for the games, the pc to play them, the Wi-Fi that’s needed to play together and good headsets/mics and soundboards but constantly get sad that they can’t afford real food. God bless America.

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron Рік тому +93

      They write that shit off on their taxes baybeeeee!!!

    • @leonardusrakapradayan2253
      @leonardusrakapradayan2253 Рік тому +68

      ​@@EzekiesAcheronbusiness expenses go brrrrr

    • @DJScootagroov
      @DJScootagroov Рік тому +6

      Priorities

    • @phantic_
      @phantic_ Рік тому +8

      Bing definitely has a "good headset"

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Рік тому +19

      If it's a sponsored game then not only do they get free access but also press accounts, which usually have EVERYTHING unlocked right at the start. He has that for warthunder for example.
      But other than yeah it is kinda insane how much they clearly make. He either makes tons or nothing from UA-cam videos themselves since some of them have gotta be demonitised despite getting millions of views. But that stream money, sponsor money and gsupps money must be making BANK.

  • @therubberducky5942
    @therubberducky5942 8 місяців тому +31

    43:01 that tom and jerry bit, amazing

  • @SpiderkillersInc
    @SpiderkillersInc 4 місяці тому +41

    48:37 “Mr Beast is a cool guy.”
    Get the woodchipper, Badger, we need it.

  • @Muffin.Creations
    @Muffin.Creations Рік тому +437

    22:58 fun fact, the a-10 30mm gun has enough backward force to cancel out the forward force of one of the engines of the a-10

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 Рік тому +37

      Think the force of the recoil and engine are roughly 1:1 too, so the plane basically has a front thruster.

    • @dylannix4289
      @dylannix4289 Рік тому +30

      @@TheEmeraldSword04 Yeah, the Warthog is the Space Force’s secret testbed for experimenting with multi-vectored thrusting in atmospheric conditions. Crazy how no one’s talking about this obvious fact

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 Рік тому +3

      American helicopter

    • @Cooldude-ko7ps
      @Cooldude-ko7ps Рік тому +3

      Yeah. And the warthog can fly in one engine I think.

    • @kathouse4378
      @kathouse4378 Рік тому +5

      @@Cooldude-ko7ps yeah it could fly with one engine, just when it fired, it stalled, so they slapped another engine onto it

  • @dealwithit8323
    @dealwithit8323 Рік тому +237

    "MOM- i mean, yes :)" -heavenly father being relatable

    • @milanschacht2112
      @milanschacht2112 6 днів тому

      Can i get the link of that video? The clip made me think how polite heavenly becomes after a thirsty opinion.

  • @CrossfeetGaming
    @CrossfeetGaming Рік тому +418

    All this proves is that, no matter what... Badge and friends will always be more wacked than whatever scenario AI could come up with

  • @thefrog101
    @thefrog101 Рік тому +53

    26:05 Didnt expect to have my name shouted out and complimented 🐸🤙

  • @bobwalsh3751
    @bobwalsh3751 8 місяців тому +17

    3:41 ok low key that 1 4 was SMOOTH. Like damn where you get animation software THAT good?!

    • @N_iscool
      @N_iscool 7 місяців тому +1

      Source

    • @apchistuz
      @apchistuz 5 місяців тому

      He uses motion capture

  • @polarbear4830
    @polarbear4830 Рік тому +200

    The best part of this is that Therussianbadgers videos make so little sense that you dont get confused by this.

  • @DrewSavo
    @DrewSavo Рік тому +472

    16:38 In Soviet Bloc, i was born and raised, in the gulags where I spent most of my days.
    Chilling out, sharing, and being all cool, and drinking some vodka outside of school.
    Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland.
    I got in three little wars, and Stalin got mad, and said ‘to the gulags you go, with you mom and you dad’.

    • @supremeseregios6810
      @supremeseregios6810 Рік тому +1

      Lovely improv of the clip.

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 Рік тому +3

      poetry

    • @Kinzez
      @Kinzez Рік тому +5

      This sounds like Fresh prince but the Russian version of it "Til a couple of countries who were up to no good, started making trouble in our motherland"

    • @CenturionOfficial
      @CenturionOfficial Рік тому

      I read this to the rhythm of the song fml

    • @oilybat3269
      @oilybat3269 8 місяців тому

      Bars

  • @supremeseregios6810
    @supremeseregios6810 Рік тому +79

    17:24 I love the sudden drop of quality for this.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/EvKTOHVGNbg/v-deo.htmlsi=lWYFTVv5OXL1O37y

  • @Irish_Enderman
    @Irish_Enderman Рік тому +18

    The fact that this video is an hour 20 mins long and I have already seen each of these clips in the videos they originate from AND I still find I funny really shows how great badger's videos are

  • @cjthenarhwalking1378
    @cjthenarhwalking1378 10 місяців тому +15

    9:00 I love the fact that it was a pilot who looked up at the mention of friendly-fire. Probably a reference to the A-10

  • @somedingusidk1242
    @somedingusidk1242 Рік тому +157

    I still love how they shut his whole joke down before he could even start

  • @thinman25
    @thinman25 Рік тому +140

    21:17 Holy shit, I'm crying at that "WOOO-"

  • @jrk1666
    @jrk1666 Рік тому +479

    next one, badger's crew but the punch line is missing

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Рік тому +61

      🤔 I need an example

    • @djglitch2.031
      @djglitch2.031 Рік тому +87

      @@Bentelligent "That's how we ship active personnel over seas" but leave out the walmart trebuchet.
      "Yooo this is were Michele Obama is from" but leave out O block

    • @Bentelligent
      @Bentelligent  Рік тому +58

      @@djglitch2.031 sounds like a good concept, I'll think about it. thanks for the idea

    • @jrk1666
      @jrk1666 Рік тому +21

      @@Bentelligent 'take 5 five hour energy drinks' just completely random statement

    • @davidwilems8915
      @davidwilems8915 Рік тому +8

      @@jrk16665 Five Hour energy drinks unlocks the forbidden hour

  • @AFunnyMemeGuy343
    @AFunnyMemeGuy343 Рік тому +32

    Fun fact: The TSA allows you to bring a live lobster through security. The lobster must be transported in a clear, plastic, spill proof container and will be visually inspected by a TSA officer.

  • @Dr.Manninton
    @Dr.Manninton Рік тому +8

    0:22 I just absolutely love this bit because of the music, it feels like a moron montage and I'm addicted to it

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief Рік тому +515

    What I love about Badger’s crew over others like Vanoss’ is that they’re actually, and consistently, funny, as opposed to dishing out content that’s only slightly different than it was, like say, a year ago

    • @giovannicervantes2053
      @giovannicervantes2053 Рік тому +21

      My favorite one from so long ago was the black ops 2 compilation

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Рік тому

      Whomst the fuck is this Vanoss crew that Badger & the bois made irrelevant?

    • @WSlopeAggie
      @WSlopeAggie Рік тому +5

      That's why I got sick of The Goons

    • @unwantedtryharding5394
      @unwantedtryharding5394 Рік тому +17

      TL;DR I think you’re right, and Vanoss is a good example of what was good back in the day, but not keeping up to date with trends and humor kills the vibe and makes the content stale.
      If I remember right, Vanoss at least used to write out the skits he and his friends did, idk if that’s still the case, but if it is, that would explain a lot. Hard to keep coming up with original material after a good dozen years of posting videos weekly.
      They’re probably more off-the-cuff now, but given that they’re centering on that 2010s edgy humor that’s basically only funny when it’s 3AM and you’re with your closest friends, I’m relating to Grouse’s statement of “turn that bullshit channel off, I’m trying to go back to sleep.” It feels like watching a time capsule I dug up after I was there when it was buried in the first place- still kinda cool and funny, but it’s not for me anymore.

    • @taptiotrevizo9415
      @taptiotrevizo9415 Рік тому +5

      ​@unwantedtryharding5394 the fact that the average people in the video count when from like 7 to 4 and now they mostly do videos base on single game sessions as opposed to multiple.

  • @lyre6820
    @lyre6820 Рік тому +79

    "i fear no man, except the white man who will gentrify O block"
    that sent me wheezing into the air like a cartoon balloon

  • @GoodfellaZeta4873
    @GoodfellaZeta4873 Рік тому +251

    26:36 INCOMING REPAIRS!
    27:28 "If they can afford a 3000 dollar fursuit, they can put a 20 dollar pipe bomb in your mailbox."
    29:08 To put it in pokemon terms, alimony skips the accuracy check.
    32:23 Mommy? I MEAN, WHAT?

    • @gold3987
      @gold3987 Рік тому +13

      1:00:00 - "Yiff"

  • @devonmcgrann1840
    @devonmcgrann1840 8 місяців тому +2

    I love how spot on the time stamp was for Free Bird

  • @venuztrvp
    @venuztrvp Рік тому +24

    "Bands so stupid a stack will drop a gamer IQ by 7 points" that shit still pulls my soul out every time 😂😂

  • @noimcj
    @noimcj Рік тому +62

    "the enemy is in that direction!"
    "sir, eliminating that direction."

  • @michaelb.3006
    @michaelb.3006 Рік тому +136

    1:13:58 just in case you were wondering I found this about glocks.
    As a whole, the Glock pistols are given numbers that are based on the patent numbers issued to Gaston Glock. The first Glock to receive a patent and reach the firearm market is the 9 x 19 mm Parabellum model, which is the Glock 17. There is a common misconception that the Glock 17 is named because the magazine holds 17 rounds. This is simply not the case and is a pleasant coincidence. The Glock 17 is given this number because it was Gaston Glock’s 17th patent. It was introduced in 1982 and several modifications have been made since that time.
    The next model issued was the Glock 18. Again, this pistol is named for the patent number. While this may not be the most popular Glock, it is useful under very specific circumstances. This pistol was actually developed specifically for Austrian counter-terrorism forces. It is a selective-fire variant of the original Glock 17.
    Along with the Glock 17, the most popular Glock is the Glock 19. Basically, this is a compact version of the Glock 17. It has even been labeled as “compact” by the manufacturer itself. The barrel and pistol grip are slightly shorter than the Glock 17 and the magazine has been reduced to 15 rounds.
    In the end, all of the numbers of the Glocks got their name from their patent number.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 Рік тому +2

      Damn, I like guns & even I didn’t know that

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 Рік тому +2

      @@zsu-23-4shilka2 now you do.

    • @wdf70
      @wdf70 8 місяців тому +2

      Went looking for this comment before posting it myself lol.

    • @michaelb.3006
      @michaelb.3006 8 місяців тому +2

      @@wdf70 well you can always post another comment talking about it. I’d love to see your take on it plus it makes it more likely that people will find a comment about it.

    • @Kaotix19
      @Kaotix19 4 місяці тому

      @@wdf70 haha same!

  • @GhostfaceRocks
    @GhostfaceRocks Рік тому +102

    The water allergy thing is weirdly real, and if that guy does have it, God bless his soul because it really is curse.

    • @thezambambo2184
      @thezambambo2184 Рік тому +9

      Literally EVERYTHING HAS WATER IN IT. THE AIR HAS WATER IN IT. HOW CAN A BODY OVER REACT TO SOMETHING THAT COMMON

    • @ShortKingofKings
      @ShortKingofKings Рік тому +2

      Rabies my man, literally what rabies is, your body gets fucking INSANELY aggressive and flips the fuck out at you if you try and drink water, imagine a seizure every time you tried to sip a drink. Hence the end result being insanity in its purist form.
      (Rabies used to be known as hydrophobia)

    • @bleepblock2177
      @bleepblock2177 11 місяців тому +4

      @@thezambambo2184his life is never ending pain

    • @BEE-ew1nb
      @BEE-ew1nb 10 місяців тому +4

      @@bleepblock2177 thats pretty hydrophobic of you

    • @thegerblinradio
      @thegerblinradio 4 місяці тому

      @@thezambambo2184if it’s any help, it’s probably an allergy to cold water! It’s called cold urticaria I think?

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 11 місяців тому +8

    Whermst is like an SCP that does literally nothing but add itself to your vocabulary and forces you to use it whenever possible.

  • @RandomInternetStranger
    @RandomInternetStranger 9 місяців тому +4

    Watching this video on the cusp of passing out due to sleep-deprivation really makes you _feel_ like you're experiencing brain-rot.

  • @dingus4260
    @dingus4260 Рік тому +175

    Pendejo kid 37:21 is my absolute favorite thing in this whole compilation 😂😂

    • @winster32
      @winster32 Рік тому +14

      “I don’t wanna play anymore.”
      LMAO

    • @Schnort
      @Schnort 7 місяців тому +4

      AR AR AR AR
      AR AR AR

    • @monsterfanatic5344
      @monsterfanatic5344 7 місяців тому +2

      The way he says it is amazing

  • @paskettidinner
    @paskettidinner Рік тому +62

    that "gregory, did the beat go off" clip felt like a humor flashbang

  • @bathtubmeggee7751
    @bathtubmeggee7751 Рік тому +48

    I have been watching this absolute cryptid of a man make videos for almost 6 years at this point and I now realize in retrospect that this badger formed my entire sense of humor

  • @Jerry_Danger_Haught
    @Jerry_Danger_Haught Рік тому +15

    Honestly this just feels like one of his “badgers best of ….” 🤣 thanks for the endless laughs for an hour straight

  • @njasupposedly
    @njasupposedly Рік тому +8

    watching this is both cathartic and stroke-inducing; i love every living second of it.

  • @Mctoaster73
    @Mctoaster73 Рік тому +104

    3:18 the fact this shit happened to me in real life is surprising. Badger really speaking the truth when he’s talking bout random shit.

  • @inductivegrunt94
    @inductivegrunt94 Рік тому +68

    3 and a half minutes and I'm on the verge of tears. That's the beauty of Badger and his brogroup of friends.
    The AI voices was so funny and that I almost cried as my sides hurt from it.

    • @RRed19
      @RRed19 Рік тому +5

      Badgers content has made me pull a muscle in my sides I was laughing so hard.

  • @Smellbringer
    @Smellbringer Рік тому +148

    Okay, but taking 5 five hour energies to enter the Forbidden Hour is literally just the plot of Persona 3. They just call it the Dark Hour though.

  • @agentlonestar007
    @agentlonestar007 Рік тому +6

    Perfect. All the mental stimulation of watching a Badger vid, except I don't have to hunt down another video to watch, cutting off my dopamine supply for up to 10 seconds. (It's vital.)

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings Рік тому +32

    40:07
    Moments like that remind me how great Badger and the bois friendship is.
    (Well at least compared to my own old friend group lol)

    • @Opbee12
      @Opbee12 11 місяців тому

      If you don't mind me asking, what happened with your old group?

    • @aydinmakesthings
      @aydinmakesthings 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Opbee12
      Basically, they we're rude, made the same jokes over and over, didn't care for others mental health, and nearly convinced my bff to down a bottle of melatonin.
      We've made up I guess? We can co-exist in a VC, but idk if I still would call them friends.

  • @grizzlybear352
    @grizzlybear352 Рік тому +30

    I can't unsee How much Badger Sways While Standing idle in any of His Mocap Animations

  • @johnnysalery7383
    @johnnysalery7383 Рік тому +59

    Not gonna lie, I find it oddly wholesome that Stretchy is cool with gang joking about his diabetes condition.
    It sucks having deal something like that, but being able to laugh about it makes it all the more bearable.

  • @notsaying7015
    @notsaying7015 Рік тому +59

    Badger genuinely surprised when his anti material rifle goes through material... 23:14

  • @mattozzie836
    @mattozzie836 Рік тому +4

    Thank you for making this. Now I've got something I can always go back and watch if I ever really need a laugh.

    • @Opbee12
      @Opbee12 11 місяців тому

      Same

  • @BraedenRoss-t6w
    @BraedenRoss-t6w 2 місяці тому +5

    4:24 I named my warframe ship this and never looked back

  • @samurexatlas7373
    @samurexatlas7373 Рік тому +52

    57:59
    "There's a bro in my head who calls me shitfuck"

  • @supriseddragon6737
    @supriseddragon6737 Рік тому +195

    Watching this had made me cry the hardest in years. This shit was too funny!!

  • @GB-tc4hr
    @GB-tc4hr Рік тому +98

    It’s like you locked six middle aged men in a room with internet access and just listened to every word they said
    It’s amazing

    • @teencomment
      @teencomment Рік тому +7

      They’re not even middle-aged, Badger’s like 29 or 30 xD

  • @goldchris1111
    @goldchris1111 Рік тому +49

    34:06 gets me everytime because its hilariously true and honestly hip hop and older rap is way better than the rap thats around today

  • @saprogeist31
    @saprogeist31 Рік тому +3

    the pixelation filter on the captions for the lower-quality audio
    ...absolutely SLAYS me

  • @minddevastation508
    @minddevastation508 Рік тому +64

    Why do i feel like skulker is the kind of guy to put reverb on turtle sex, while increasing and decreasing the gain like a kid plays with the dimmer switch?

  • @tematoflakes
    @tematoflakes Рік тому +19

    With the passing of cheems this hurt but felt good to come back to, we miss you little flamethrowmer

  • @BurntToast1717
    @BurntToast1717 Рік тому +13

    One of the best compilations of badger ive seen. Keep it up 👍

  • @POBBLEBONK0.0
    @POBBLEBONK0.0 25 днів тому +1

    I yearn for the day I can sling jokes as seamlessly as badger and his friends do because oh my god. They do it so smoothly. Literally how

  • @donovanphillips6278
    @donovanphillips6278 Рік тому +10

    1:10 The weird thing is that an allergy to water is a real, documented condition. There's this one lady who breaks out it rashes, hives, etc. every time she showers.

    • @Ralsiefan
      @Ralsiefan 5 місяців тому

      But aren't human bodies 80% water

  • @Moracher
    @Moracher Рік тому +52

    9:30 is by far my favorite skit

  • @pixelskull6539
    @pixelskull6539 Рік тому +21

    man i needed this today, thanks brudda

  • @cjhanley4032
    @cjhanley4032 Рік тому +25

    Badger: Remember your rockets digi, remember your rockets.
    Digi:I ALREADY USED MY ROCKETS YOU THINK I DIDNT USE UP MY ROCKETS IN THE FIRST TEN SECONDS!?!!?

  • @九-f7c
    @九-f7c Рік тому +4

    Im absolutely thankful for adding subtitles by default cuz im baked af rn and i cant understand anythin if i just use my ears

  • @Zenogleasiaphoria
    @Zenogleasiaphoria Рік тому +3

    Their has only ever been one moment where I’ve been closer to saying hi to the reaper then when choking on water because I couldn’t resist laughing at your video, keep up the great work!

    • @Zenogleasiaphoria
      @Zenogleasiaphoria Рік тому

      I am being honest I couldn’t breathe for a full twenty seconds, holy fuck that was good!

  • @MrZEPYRO
    @MrZEPYRO Рік тому +31

    This is that big ass compilation we needed for Badger’s channel. Thanks for the video, Gamer.

  • @Crux___
    @Crux___ Рік тому +15

    “RussianBadger and crew just saying whatever” is just a summary of every RussianBadger video ever

  • @Nathaniel2323
    @Nathaniel2323 Рік тому +85

    58:59 im at the gym mid workout and i nearly lost my shit laughing at this

  • @Actually-A-Seal
    @Actually-A-Seal Рік тому +3

    i put this on every time i eat, thank you for making this

  • @Xaveze
    @Xaveze Рік тому +27

    55:35 god that sound gets me every time lmao

  • @stopredless8447
    @stopredless8447 Рік тому +8

    I was cracking up the WHOLE VIDEO. This is the best Russian Badger comp ever. 😂

  • @sarahharrell9136
    @sarahharrell9136 Рік тому +18

    That bit where they cut off the bit 2% in mixed with Heavenly's laughing nearly killed me, I ain't laughed like that in a while🤣

  • @opalpersonal
    @opalpersonal Рік тому +8

    i've never seen any of these guys before but i'm crying with laughter and these animations are incredible.

  • @mangoalias608
    @mangoalias608 4 місяці тому

    first time i've seen a compilation with a whole playlist of all the videos included. awesome consideration thank you