Random Arma3 Bullshittery (part 5)

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  • @PotholedAxe9985
    @PotholedAxe9985 4 роки тому +13148

    Imagine getting saved by a squad of elite soldiers.... and then one of them gets all excited and starts showing you around a construction site.

    • @amz7828
      @amz7828 4 роки тому +796

      It would either be like "That's the worst torture I ever experienced. Bring me back to the terrorists" or "You saved my life, so I owe you big time. Show me that digger" and theres nothing in between

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому +105

      @@amz7828 Balance, as everything should ne

    • @shadowhunter1429
      @shadowhunter1429 4 роки тому +318

      @@amz7828 Or "COOL A DIGGER!"... a third option where the person getting saved is basically just as excited as the digger loving soldier

    • @broster9211
      @broster9211 4 роки тому +82

      That sounds like the start of a fanfic

    • @shadowhunter1429
      @shadowhunter1429 4 роки тому +37

      @@broster9211 ... Now I see it... Thanks for pointing that out

  • @hanheupers1543
    @hanheupers1543 6 років тому +8937

    “Might be mines in this area.” *explosion in the distance*

    • @p_eabean
      @p_eabean 5 років тому +111

      *THREE DEATHS*

    • @ryancasey4038
      @ryancasey4038 5 років тому +150

      "No, NO, DON'T!" -4 deaths

    • @grayon5955
      @grayon5955 5 років тому +69

      @@ryancasey4038 ONE ONE HAS BEEN ENGAGED BY BM- *Dead*

    • @ShadowIsatis
      @ShadowIsatis 5 років тому +11

      Goes as far as showing you the smoke in the distance.

    • @RumcajsRozbojnik88
      @RumcajsRozbojnik88 5 років тому +43

      5:37 for You lazy fucks :P

  • @justjustus7406
    @justjustus7406 5 років тому +11165

    It's weird how Nevil is actually saying normal sentences but just butchered to hell

  • @BlackManiac94
    @BlackManiac94 5 років тому +3365

    9:22 the most innocent voice ever

  • @castelo799
    @castelo799 7 років тому +2043

    I love how his editing is absolutely flawless

    • @knightgabrielguanzon7613
      @knightgabrielguanzon7613 6 років тому +41

      Alex Castelo he edits frame by frame

    • @lesstalking3007
      @lesstalking3007 6 років тому +1

      Or just uses After Effects.

    • @juspraim5891
      @juspraim5891 5 років тому +12

      Less Talking
      No, it’s frame by frame and he moved the labeling and subtitles incrementally with each frame to track the heads, bullets, or whatever.

  • @SkollTheWerewolf
    @SkollTheWerewolf 8 років тому +3497

    "I wouldn't recommend shooting at me."
    Your gun goes "pew pew"
    but my gun goes
    *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*

  • @willstromquist2775
    @willstromquist2775 7 років тому +3159

    "There might be mines in the area" *boom*

    • @No-Name0087
      @No-Name0087 7 років тому +44

      "Jesus, ist just you and me Aizen?"
      "Didn't we have more?"
      "WE HAD LIKE TWELVE GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TWELVE GUYS WHO WERE IN OUR SQUAD?!?!"
      That's pretty much how that went down.

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 6 років тому

      Will Stromquist lol

    • @Pellimori
      @Pellimori 6 років тому +34

      NO DON'T- *blam*

    • @ricksam6927
      @ricksam6927 6 років тому

      Laugh so hard at this

    • @klintchinayog4087
      @klintchinayog4087 6 років тому

      No Name by

  • @JasonKoolz
    @JasonKoolz 4 роки тому +5954

    "I'm teaching them a lesson about spacing"
    Cyanide makes a really good social-distancing advocator

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 роки тому +59

      i think we should be allowed to pepper spray people who come close to us.

    • @thetky_clan666
      @thetky_clan666 4 роки тому +32

      Just lob a grenade at them.

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 роки тому +36

      @@thetky_clan666 you seem to misunderstand, im concerned about people coming close to ME, so throwing a grenade at those people is very unlikely to be a good thing, im all for like at a crowded gathering, but people that are close to me just arent people i want to explode.

    • @thetky_clan666
      @thetky_clan666 4 роки тому +39

      @@frelted6744 Kamekaze when Necessary, especially if they refuse to listen.

    • @frelted6744
      @frelted6744 4 роки тому +8

      @@thetky_clan666 as someone who is very selfish i dont think ill be doing that, but i fully support you in your future endeavors.

  • @SovietWomble
    @SovietWomble  8 років тому +4395

    Special thanks to the *NoPryl of Norway* clan for letting us repeatedly hijack their Arma 3 server. Sorry about the smell. Also whatever you do...do not open the pilot side storage compartment in the second chinook. And if you do...Cyanide was the one who took a shit in there. I had nothing to do with it.
    We'd get our own server of course, but we're ZF. And therefore too fucking: incompetent, lazy, inattentive, high, absorbent, stain-resistant, sleepy (pick two).

    • @toothy4736
      @toothy4736 8 років тому +27

      They are nice. Like Harambe. rip

    • @joshgard4495
      @joshgard4495 8 років тому +19

      Fucking bunch of freeloaders

    • @illiasCat
      @illiasCat 8 років тому +9

      Question, soviet, i love you, will you marry me?

    • @jannypooh
      @jannypooh 8 років тому

      you are awesome !! :)

    • @Tommy1marg
      @Tommy1marg 8 років тому +16

      yeap my monthly dose of bullshit* has arrived
      cheers man!

  • @lolhappy9286
    @lolhappy9286 5 років тому +3025

    7:15 will always be my favourite

  • @brendandonovan7115
    @brendandonovan7115 8 років тому +4575

    the guy that can't speak English has me in tears

    • @brendandonovan7115
      @brendandonovan7115 8 років тому +116

      go to 8:14

    • @YesYes-yq5qo
      @YesYes-yq5qo 8 років тому +51

      +Brendan Donovan reminds me of caboose from redvblue

    • @brendandonovan7115
      @brendandonovan7115 8 років тому +7

      +MartinGe_De idk he sounds Balkan or aisan

    • @metalheadsrb2214
      @metalheadsrb2214 8 років тому +21

      Asian. Don't bring balkans to this, we can speak it :D!

    • @brendandonovan7115
      @brendandonovan7115 8 років тому +8

      +MetalHeadSRB it's just the accent sounded pretty close not saying the Balkans are bad

  • @holycheburek6298
    @holycheburek6298 5 років тому +2044

    I literally searched "f*** you, Cyanide" and found this. Lmao. I'm glad that it actually worked.

    • @yondabigman4668
      @yondabigman4668 4 роки тому +17

      Yeah, that actually works

    • @thefadingone89
      @thefadingone89 4 роки тому +60

      To be honest that search could have given you any of his videos.

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 роки тому +7

      Gonna be honest I really want to eat your profile picture

    • @twitch42069
      @twitch42069 3 роки тому

      That works, bruh.

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 2 роки тому +1

      I look for "your gun goes pew pew..."

  • @Owangatang
    @Owangatang 8 років тому +882

    "have been alerted of your pre..preprepre......THE'YRE COMING"
    im fucking dead

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 років тому +17

      Aizens stutter is so adorable ^_^

    • @Owangatang
      @Owangatang 8 років тому +1

      DaSwagDemon lmao

    • @Owangatang
      @Owangatang 8 років тому +1

      ***** your picture made that alot more funny XD

    • @L0rdLexan01
      @L0rdLexan01 8 років тому +6

      Hey sounds just right to be an actual Crossroads kind of guy

    • @Owangatang
      @Owangatang 8 років тому

      holy shit lmao this is the most likes on a comment I've ever got

  • @danielferny9164
    @danielferny9164 8 років тому +8376

    This is my 3rd time watching this video, it doesn't get old

    • @dallama7102
      @dallama7102 8 років тому +72

      Exactly
      The best one is the stun grenade

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden 8 років тому +87

      i still love "...why is there an air support called on 552199?"

    • @dallama7102
      @dallama7102 8 років тому

      +Raiden Okami that one was funny also

    • @Lolfungreg
      @Lolfungreg 8 років тому +7

      +Raiden Okami I'd say that was the best Arma moment. Or the singing contest XD

    • @KamenRiderRaiden
      @KamenRiderRaiden 8 років тому +2

      Lolfungreg Gamez
      oh goood yeah, there's no other way to end an Arma than a Freddie fuckin Mercury impersonation with one of thier best songs

  • @naomyth
    @naomyth 6 років тому +6752

    A- bloody
    P-rubber
    C-dinghy

    • @hankhill9396
      @hankhill9396 5 років тому +270

      Amphibious Personnel Carrier

    • @thetimelord6636
      @thetimelord6636 5 років тому +21

      Oh I get it now! 😂👍thanks😂😂

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 5 років тому +81

      @@hankhill9396 Aquatic Personnel Carrier. Actually, a lot of modern APC's are amphibious, come to think of it

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 5 років тому +4

      nice

    • @frostbiteh3484
      @frostbiteh3484 5 років тому +19

      armored personel carrier

  • @brewed1047
    @brewed1047 3 роки тому +443

    7:15 will never cease to get me laughing even though I've rewatched it a thousand times

    • @huzzo9674
      @huzzo9674 Рік тому +16

      “Literally does nothi- AHHH”

  • @freewyvern707
    @freewyvern707 5 років тому +1103

    5:54 I counted 18 deaths. And 2 survivors; making it 20 men squad

    • @jokumukamikalie
      @jokumukamikalie 5 років тому +107

      At least Katla was among the dead like 3 times.

    • @paulthenotsogreat8032
      @paulthenotsogreat8032 5 років тому +47

      They respawn I think

    • @Xinzo001
      @Xinzo001 5 років тому +26

      If we are counting the people who respawn it 21 and if not then u have the answer

    • @temporaryaccount7969
      @temporaryaccount7969 4 роки тому +8

      War is hell

    • @kazumasatou5600
      @kazumasatou5600 4 роки тому +33

      Important note: the deaths are from both 1-1 and 1-2. Soviet's squad is 1-2 iirc

  • @coldscout6313
    @coldscout6313 6 років тому +3609

    pre pre pre pre pre pre pre- THEY'RE COMING!

    • @lemonicoo
      @lemonicoo 6 років тому +16

      aggressiveLag Lag they're

    • @coldscout6313
      @coldscout6313 6 років тому +10

      Fixed :P

    • @DylanGarcia1619
      @DylanGarcia1619 5 років тому +5

      Anyone hear the Duck Hunt theme when he said that? The one that plays when the dog picks up the ducks you shoot.

    • @royalknight740
      @royalknight740 5 років тому +3

      What is he trying to say?

    • @DylanGarcia1619
      @DylanGarcia1619 5 років тому +59

      Royal Knight He was trying to say the word “presence”.

  • @GavinKonrath
    @GavinKonrath 7 років тому +2373

    Sovietwomble is one of very few youtubers that have made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

    • @Stroudxd
      @Stroudxd 6 років тому +2

      There is also DanielfromSL

    • @tylerwasson4367
      @tylerwasson4367 6 років тому

      Gavin Konrath same lel

    • @ramonce_yt
      @ramonce_yt 6 років тому +8

      The ZF streams are diamonds. There's a lot of comedic material not included in the bullshiterries.

    • @calebwee328
      @calebwee328 6 років тому

      ramonce09's stash I hardly see Soviet stream nowadays tho, or maybe it's my time zone

    • @birdman0
      @birdman0 6 років тому +2

      Watch some Fitz then, he's like the funnier version of Soviet, and new Zealand

  • @sausagedof6538
    @sausagedof6538 5 років тому +590

    5:27
    Literally the best bit
    ZF is incapable of doing anything

    • @hadesfist1017
      @hadesfist1017 4 роки тому +10

      Zac who knew

    • @LiamGAMES-mz7xw
      @LiamGAMES-mz7xw 3 роки тому +8

      Forever my favorite clip

    • @chancebarker8129
      @chancebarker8129 3 роки тому +4

      They are moving on up.

    • @eagleandy1
      @eagleandy1 2 роки тому +9

      5:34 is my favorite because his transmission gets cut off mid acronym

    • @thedeergod435
      @thedeergod435 2 роки тому +6

      5:40 is my favourite death because 4 guys die from friendly fire, I’m really curious to know what happened to cause that

  • @BelaM27X11
    @BelaM27X11 8 років тому +2452

    Womble, you just outdid yourself. Congratz, great video, mate.

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 років тому +354

      Thanks. Aye, I rather liked editing this one. Caught myself chortling quite a few times. I absolutely need to find another helium balloon some time :)

    • @BelaM27X11
      @BelaM27X11 8 років тому +14

      I can definitely imagine this. And regarding the part with the ballon: yes womble, you have to ^^.

    • @vjekacena1
      @vjekacena1 8 років тому +1

      how the fuck did you comment 6 hours ago if it was posted 26 minures ago???

    • @BelaM27X11
      @BelaM27X11 8 років тому +11

      early access for patreons and twitch subs.

    • @Codex_0613
      @Codex_0613 8 років тому

      if u donate to Soviet's patreon, u can get early access to his video before it gets public

  • @wendigodoodles9912
    @wendigodoodles9912 5 років тому +2581

    This should be called "Soviet becomes everyone's dad"

    • @noone6145
      @noone6145 4 роки тому +80

      So that would be Daddy Soviet?!

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 роки тому +30

      @@noone6145 that makes me really uncomfortable

    • @kingkea3451
      @kingkea3451 4 роки тому +11

      Hehe A10 go brrr

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 роки тому +14

      @@kingkea3451 NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST EXTERMINATE A CIVILIAN VILLAGE

    • @fcbfan248
      @fcbfan248 4 роки тому +24

      @@mauz791 i think the correct way to pronounce that is 'acceptable casualties'

  • @aweebwehrabooidiot3012
    @aweebwehrabooidiot3012 6 років тому +3601

    Cyanide: Your gun goes "pew pew", mine goes BRRRRRRRRRTTTT (30mm Rotary Cannon in background)
    Soviet: Your gun goes "BRRRRRRRRRTTTT", mine goes "KABOOM!" (Doomsday shotgun round in the background)

    • @Ona_Chi
      @Ona_Chi 6 років тому +39

      TheFNAFkid _ 2 *insert czar bomba explosion*

    • @fruitynightmare9954
      @fruitynightmare9954 6 років тому +2

      XDD

    • @ryanchuabowen2045
      @ryanchuabowen2045 6 років тому +1

      @@Ona_Chi tsar*

    • @Cookielord1231
      @Cookielord1231 6 років тому +4

      which episode was that with the doomsday rounds?

    • @alexm7095
      @alexm7095 6 років тому +8

      @@Cookielord1231 Arma bullshittery part 6. The doomsday round thing starts at around 5 :20 or 30 and goes for a couple of minutes

  • @mrboomsnook3671
    @mrboomsnook3671 4 роки тому +1060

    1:09 Womble didn’t show us the aftermath of what happened so I’ll tell you
    Cyanide didn’t just see a dolphin, the dolphin hit the nose of the chopper and then another dolphin hit the blades making the helicopter spin outta control into the ocean. Not only that but he drowned the entire platoon he had but he didn’t care because he is happy he saw a dolphin. Until he saw Pringles sogging up in the ocean and began sobbing
    The end

  • @xxMaro92xx
    @xxMaro92xx 8 років тому +2220

    8:00 that guy named random on the right nailed it perfectly, holy shit!

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom 7 років тому +155

      Holy F* I didn't notice~!

    • @Xevion
      @Xevion 7 років тому +59

      Damn, that's pretty good :o

    • @ineedpineapples
      @ineedpineapples 7 років тому +3

      What is that song called

    • @aakoss
      @aakoss 7 років тому +35

      Las Ketchup. It's terrible don't listen to it.

    • @wasterman
      @wasterman 6 років тому +5

      It's called Ragatanga, it's from Brazil

  • @Creed034
    @Creed034 6 років тому +953

    I'm pretty sure we can all agree that womble has the best helium laugh in the world

    • @paintendo338
      @paintendo338 5 років тому +13

      Sound like a lesbian grand mother laughing tbh but its all good

    • @alisha6341
      @alisha6341 5 років тому +4

      @@paintendo338 ??????????

    • @paintendo338
      @paintendo338 5 років тому

      Alisha Odignal xd

    • @adrianf5665
      @adrianf5665 5 років тому +1

      @@paintendo338 we know what stuff you watch other than sovietwomble

    • @Jodacro-it4zz
      @Jodacro-it4zz 2 роки тому +1

      He sounds like a minion

  • @kiwo9647
    @kiwo9647 5 років тому +3768

    "Because your gun goes pew pew but mine goes-" *Revs up Minigun*

    • @tatsumifrost6188
      @tatsumifrost6188 5 років тому +16

      Kelly Smith best part of the video

    • @4WDutah
      @4WDutah 5 років тому +74

      It goes BRRRRRRRTTT

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 4 роки тому +58

      That ain't no minigun.

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 4 роки тому +69

      @@SallinKari It's a GAU, which is a gun they built a plane around.

    • @UnePintade
      @UnePintade 4 роки тому +32

      @@kabob0077 yeah it is not a minigun it's a 30mm gatling gun

  • @sanderhyldbakk8703
    @sanderhyldbakk8703 5 років тому +151

    7:59 I love how Random nails the dance moves

  • @samwarburton6705
    @samwarburton6705 6 років тому +677

    Okay so this is a stun grenade...
    *shoots the grenade*
    Completely fking useles-
    ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH

    • @MarvinMegavolt
      @MarvinMegavolt 6 років тому +9

      Best part.

    • @ciankingofgeese8574
      @ciankingofgeese8574 6 років тому +8

      Perfectly timed

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 6 років тому +2

      Now he knows that not all grenades that can be launched will explode the moment they hit something, even after they're armed.

  • @unusualbydefault
    @unusualbydefault 8 років тому +712

    "your gun goes pew pew, but my fucking gun goes BRRRRRRRRRRRRT" :D laughed my ass off ^^ great channel, subscribed

  • @DJLite4011
    @DJLite4011 7 років тому +1718

    "You can't have 'gas chamber' as a calllsign."

    • @MichuV5
      @MichuV5 7 років тому +33

      Poblobo Makin I wonder if hisbolatoon is called SS and he is called Himmler

    • @mg_claymore8611
      @mg_claymore8611 6 років тому +15

      Why the fuck Not?

    • @aperson4826
      @aperson4826 6 років тому +3

      Poblobo Makin yes I fucking can!

    • @neohoy5231
      @neohoy5231 6 років тому +77

      *”Alpha one one this is Auschwitz, we’re getting ready for air support as soon as you are, over.”*

    • @mpg2890
      @mpg2890 6 років тому +1

      Yes you can.

  • @eomersimbajon2938
    @eomersimbajon2938 4 роки тому +71

    That group selfie is still one of my favorite wholesome moments in Womble's Arma Bullshittery videos and it doesnt get old
    I love it

  • @Starkiller5121
    @Starkiller5121 7 років тому +688

    I don't know why the hand gestures made me laugh so much, probably because it fit so well with his briefing speech 😂

    • @rhinelab
      @rhinelab 6 років тому +2

      A knockoff Srg. Major A. Johnson
      *still loved his debriefing XD*

  • @neproxin7858
    @neproxin7858 8 років тому +641

    This series is literally just modern day Dads Army.

    • @MrEdwardGaming
      @MrEdwardGaming 8 років тому +3

      that is 100% true

    • @blitz6202
      @blitz6202 8 років тому +5

      tbh i can imagine womble screaming "dont tell them your name pike" at someone if they got captured

    • @SovietWomble
      @SovietWomble  8 років тому +156

      *Cpt. Mainwaring*: We shall fight them until we have just one round each, and we'll use that on ourselves! By the way, how much ammunition have we got?
      *Sgt. Wilson*: One round each, sir!

    • @MooseyGoosey_
      @MooseyGoosey_ 8 років тому +2

      Cpt. mainwaring: well goodbye men

    • @misamdeathblood1817
      @misamdeathblood1817 8 років тому +9

      Soviet, make a video of everyone on helium. Or atleast Quebec and Gambit, please.

  • @ChiMarky
    @ChiMarky 8 років тому +671

    Womble + Helium = Best Voice ever

    • @solace6633
      @solace6633 7 років тому +6

      MarkGamer 10 Aussie womble 😂

    • @asblooastoo5158
      @asblooastoo5158 7 років тому +13

      Last words "Fuck you Cyanide"

    • @edbo10
      @edbo10 7 років тому +9

      should try sulfur hexafluoride...opposite effect of helium, makes you sound like a goddamn supervillain BUT it is quite dangerous as it's heavier than oxygen and thus harder to get out of your lungs.

    • @seannyi3ear11
      @seannyi3ear11 7 років тому +3

      Sounds like Conker

    • @gaskamp2
      @gaskamp2 7 років тому +2

      edbo10 "It's scientific, Ahhaha!"

  • @zeusthegamer-tv2gg
    @zeusthegamer-tv2gg 5 років тому +202

    8:40, Nevil meant "Did you say you want a seashells?"

  • @Axs208
    @Axs208 8 років тому +458

    I have just found your channel. I have laught at about 99.9% of your videos hysterically. I subscribed and all I ask is to please make more bullshittery videos. Absolutely hilarious.

    • @smitty_werben_jagermanjensen
      @smitty_werben_jagermanjensen 8 років тому +18

      I share the sentiment

    • @CazuhLynn
      @CazuhLynn 8 років тому +1

      This was just sent to me because I instructed someone to go to the kitchen and make cookies (in an attempted military drill style) shortly before commenting that I'd take a sip from my milkshake.
      That was too similar and hilarious. But I let the video play in the background and now I subbed. Damn it. I wanted to study today. And I bet I'll be back here this afternoon because I'll be watching all videos from the beginning to end in a row xD

    • @CazuhLynn
      @CazuhLynn 8 років тому

      ***** Lucky you, then.

    • @GinsuGames
      @GinsuGames 8 років тому +4

      one of the only funny youtubers most are just predictable jokes that arent funny

    • @6364-d3y
      @6364-d3y 8 років тому

      Angel X. Santana he does streams

  • @farizdanialz
    @farizdanialz 8 років тому +504

    This new map is amazing
    *bird song* x4
    "wait is that a bird been one of my squad members this whole fucking time?"

    • @farizdanialz
      @farizdanialz 8 років тому +47

      "Did you get that?"
      *bird song*
      Someone : Is that a bird?
      "ughh please dont ask"

    • @opequenobren
      @opequenobren 8 років тому +75

      "Funny quote from the video we all just watched"

    • @swissairguh9493
      @swissairguh9493 8 років тому +27

      farizdanialz the guy later that said "Is that a bird?" Cracked me up

    • @Fedorchik1536
      @Fedorchik1536 8 років тому +6

      is that a bird?

  • @combativeThinker
    @combativeThinker 6 років тому +706

    2:46
    And Cyanide once again proves that he is, in fact, a commissar of the Astra Militarum.

    • @regonfoong4770
      @regonfoong4770 5 років тому +38

      Bryan Merrill He’s just teaching in the most Asian way possible.

    • @magnustheredxv
      @magnustheredxv 5 років тому +38

      "Astra what? You're in the Imperial Guard, son."

    • @GamerGuy249
      @GamerGuy249 5 років тому +10

      You mean the wall of guns?

    • @adeptusastartes1392
      @adeptusastartes1392 5 років тому +6

      I like this

  • @mistaisnotamused3285
    @mistaisnotamused3285 4 роки тому +56

    2:45 this clip aged like the finest of wines

  • @austinhall9155
    @austinhall9155 8 років тому +280

    Team With Awesome Tactics - TWAT, a multinational spec-ops team comprised of the best and the brightest of comically inept military solders.

    • @goldenapplesaga5446
      @goldenapplesaga5446 6 років тому

      austin hall I like you..
      You are a genius unrecognized in our time.

    • @daedalus4748
      @daedalus4748 5 років тому +1

      austin hall why does that sound like Red vs Blue?

  • @thatoneguy4319
    @thatoneguy4319 6 років тому +1817

    10:35 try watch this with a straight face

    • @aurin_komak
      @aurin_komak 6 років тому +180

      _Mission failed! We'll get em next time!_

    • @Lord_Cynrik
      @Lord_Cynrik 5 років тому +105

      i can do it but only because ive watched this video and laughed at that exact thing about 30 times already

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 5 років тому +7

      Got it at the fifth try

    • @arkadiuszkawak6379
      @arkadiuszkawak6379 5 років тому +10

      Done in 1st try

    • @slowzy9081
      @slowzy9081 5 років тому +1

      Got it second try

  • @Vfbmax1795
    @Vfbmax1795 6 років тому +833

    1:10 was anyone else secretly wishing that a dolphin jumped up and hit the helio just as Cy said that?

    • @sneekydsnewchannel9705
      @sneekydsnewchannel9705 6 років тому +18

      *jumps out of the water* HI THERE!

    • @PortaPunch
      @PortaPunch 5 років тому +1

      The guy sounded like Other Joe from the Angry Joe Show.

    • @Mr.moon911
      @Mr.moon911 5 років тому

      Dont say cy like he is your friend say cyanide

    • @dr.bright6272
      @dr.bright6272 5 років тому +1

      And destroys the heli. Cyanide could die happy

    • @ronin-insanosmc4554
      @ronin-insanosmc4554 4 роки тому +4

      @@Mr.moon911 salty

  • @jokohariyanto9350
    @jokohariyanto9350 3 роки тому +86

    3:25 " When you are having an exam and someone beside you is annoying as fuck"

  • @rjan9719
    @rjan9719 5 років тому +855

    1:54
    That was an amazing beat tho

  • @SteveVi0lence
    @SteveVi0lence 5 років тому +439

    That selfie bit is gold. My favorite video. Watched like 5 times

    • @Godnando00
      @Godnando00 5 років тому +4

      I'd like to like the comment but you can see why I can't

    • @mrtom2854
      @mrtom2854 5 років тому +6

      *ONLY FIVE?!*
      Shame.

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 4 роки тому +1

      This and 6 are my favorites

    • @kingarthur8616
      @kingarthur8616 4 роки тому +2

      See I dunno. Cyanide has his moments but stuff like that, or the ‘spacing’ nade would get on my nerves pretty quick.

    • @iceluvndiva21
      @iceluvndiva21 4 роки тому +1

      Same

  • @NAVI-dw7xe
    @NAVI-dw7xe 8 років тому +1724

    This is literally gold...subscribed..bless all of you people holly shiet

    • @generalfranky1905
      @generalfranky1905 8 років тому +13

      i just thought the same thing god damn it are they funny at this game jesus

    • @NAVI-dw7xe
      @NAVI-dw7xe 8 років тому +9

      General Franky1
      Right ???, holly crud hahaha XD

    • @John-nu1od
      @John-nu1od 7 років тому +6

      Nguyen Anh Viet "literally"

    • @arsenicas3371
      @arsenicas3371 7 років тому +3

      Nguyen Anh Viet 666LIKED!

  • @maxnye5693
    @maxnye5693 5 років тому +97

    Womble on helium just becomes a high pitched australian man

    • @Goldcat1850
      @Goldcat1850 4 роки тому +6

      Im an Australian and now I want to see this

  • @erickremers3986
    @erickremers3986 8 років тому +417

    "Completely fucking usele- AAAAARGH!!" xDD

  • @AidenOcelot
    @AidenOcelot 6 років тому +845

    1:30 I legit did not know that was a person, I thought he was a pre-programmed NPC!
    Amazing

  • @Alexnaru1010
    @Alexnaru1010 8 років тому +211

    I freaking lost it at the bird noise. That a bird? siiiigh dont ask.

    • @TheaEQuinn
      @TheaEQuinn 7 років тому +12

      also how he turns towards the trees to check :D

  • @aki3889
    @aki3889 5 років тому +204

    "Completely fucking usele-D-AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH" 7:16

    • @Jackie-ib8je
      @Jackie-ib8je 3 роки тому +1

      *D o n t t r a n s l a t e t o e n g l i s h.*

  • @Dreadrius
    @Dreadrius 7 років тому +118

    "Your gun goes pew pew, but mine goes.. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR."
    The fucking best part.

  • @AuraSilverHero
    @AuraSilverHero 8 років тому +1599

    I swear, these guys remind me of Red VS Blue

    • @shadowangel2375
      @shadowangel2375 8 років тому +75

      AuraSilverHero its sad because they actually do

    • @martingrof1685
      @martingrof1685 8 років тому +9

      Why is it sad

    • @Skeletor98
      @Skeletor98 8 років тому +53

      YES RVB IS THEM IN A NUTSHELL

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 8 років тому +7

      I should watch more of that.

    • @Skeletor98
      @Skeletor98 8 років тому +7

      Lishadra yes you should, it's really fucking good

  • @DaveOganesyan
    @DaveOganesyan 8 років тому +320

    Callsighn "Gas Chamber" got me in tears xD

    • @lingxingching6549
      @lingxingching6549 8 років тому +2

      they must've used tear gas since it got you in tears XD

    • @redrunner3649
      @redrunner3649 8 років тому

      Laughing gas.

    • @kingrich97
      @kingrich97 8 років тому +7

      +dfallen4ngel "I don't even know anymore"

    • @Ray-gv7mr
      @Ray-gv7mr 8 років тому +11

      "alpha one one this is auchwitz we're getting ready for air support as soon as you are, over"

    • @leo27archivegaming73
      @leo27archivegaming73 8 років тому

      same lol

  • @thegalacticrepublic9925
    @thegalacticrepublic9925 3 роки тому +54

    Carton waffle was actually correct when he mentions whispering at 4:32 as per Wombles reaction to hearing whispering on this map in another video

    • @deezkhajiit184
      @deezkhajiit184 Рік тому

      @Marlinchen Bullshittery 6. It's the next one in the series

    • @nimbo951
      @nimbo951 Рік тому

      It's a Predator Easter egg

  • @OscarNovember1776
    @OscarNovember1776 6 років тому +189

    3:05 the greatest answer Cyniade has com up with yet

  • @lizwezensky6676
    @lizwezensky6676 7 років тому +56

    I almost chocked on me crisps when cyanide was " imposing Zen"

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 8 років тому +2250

    that Soviet on helium made me laugh so hard my sides hurt. they should do that on their stream, specially at CSGO stream XF

  • @betaripoff
    @betaripoff 3 роки тому +20

    The struggle when you have to pay to use important things (i.e pay for the heli dlc if you wanted to use the Chinook gunner, pay for the marksman dlc if you wanna use the optional Sniper scope, etc.)

  • @Alex-oq3mk
    @Alex-oq3mk 8 років тому +187

    I start to grumble a bit about how far and in between your videos seem to be but then I realize how fucking long it probably takes to edit them and I totally love you for that

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 років тому +9

      well over 120 hours on this video. yeah, it's really tedious.
      but the result is amazing, as always :p

    • @togodragon
      @togodragon 8 років тому

      It does take about 84 hours to edit

    • @Crazy_Vanilla
      @Crazy_Vanilla 8 років тому

      +RYG heard about youtube money?

    • @levoGAMES
      @levoGAMES 8 років тому +5

      Crazy Vanilla
      He doesn't get UA-cam money, because he disabled the ads. The money comes from his Twitch subs and Patreon. That's how humble he is, he could make thousands of dollars, or pounds I guess, if he just enabled ads.

    • @King_of_Red_Lions
      @King_of_Red_Lions 8 років тому

      He streams fairly often, so you're more likely to catch those than uploads.

  • @thekingofthecats42069
    @thekingofthecats42069 7 років тому +338

    THE STUN GRENADE PART FUCKIN KILLED ME

  • @marc0monkey
    @marc0monkey 8 років тому +114

    3:57 has to be one of the greatest youtube moments of all time

  • @cameron4516
    @cameron4516 5 років тому +42

    Womble: We can bring the hostages back and show them your digger, okay?
    Hostages: JUST KILL ME!

  • @Doom49
    @Doom49 8 років тому +5920

    Take a selfie guys! xD

    • @madkurre7015
      @madkurre7015 8 років тому +28

      Cyanide is my newest husbando
      coincidentally he's also my only husbando cus I'm male and that's gay lol

    • @thetravelingguy7582
      @thetravelingguy7582 8 років тому +33

      The fuck are you doing here?

    • @malaysianjeebus592
      @malaysianjeebus592 8 років тому +5

      Seriously doomdini

    • @arewqable
      @arewqable 8 років тому +11

      This is surprisingly unexpected. xD

    • @Pedro_Barros
      @Pedro_Barros 8 років тому +4

      do you even even xD

  • @sergeantmace2004
    @sergeantmace2004 5 років тому +585

    Carton is having PTSD nightmares from when he served Vietnam, he thinks the whispering is the Vietcong! 4:50- 5:07

    • @FlamingNinja
      @FlamingNinja 5 років тому +29

      Followed by an alien chittering noise. Lol

    • @FierceDeity35
      @FierceDeity35 4 роки тому +24

      @@FlamingNinja its a predator reference in the game

    • @TwinkleNZ
      @TwinkleNZ 4 роки тому +5

      "Joe smells some napalm-"

  • @ralvosx895
    @ralvosx895 6 років тому +674

    9:15 BAD NADE!
    i'm alive
    XD killed me

    • @Gamer88334
      @Gamer88334 6 років тому +8

      Next thing you know, he dies 2 seconds later.
      "I'M DEAD!"

  • @knighty8975
    @knighty8975 5 років тому +59

    i've been rewatching over and over to the point that i starting to understand Nevil

  • @gavjan
    @gavjan 8 років тому +107

    that in game 3d sound is really adorable

    • @gavjan
      @gavjan 8 років тому +28

      I mean communications

    • @konanhuet623
      @konanhuet623 8 років тому +3

      that's TFR for you!

  • @thebuttonking
    @thebuttonking 7 років тому +459

    I was sent by a man who SHOULD NOT HANDLE A GUN

  • @FusionCoreHoarder
    @FusionCoreHoarder 6 років тому +106

    1:11 somebody screamed "lower" in the background, when their chopper was 5 meters from the ocean. :))

  • @foottrack3319
    @foottrack3319 5 років тому +82

    3:05 when your cousin says he wants to fight with his nerf gun and you have an airsoft gun

  • @shadowangel2375
    @shadowangel2375 8 років тому +263

    3:39 im laying on the floor losing my shit from laughing so hard

    • @coolguyjack11
      @coolguyjack11 8 років тому +26

      ralphcross237 I almost woke the bloody house up at 4AM, Jesus that was funny

    • @shadowangel2375
      @shadowangel2375 8 років тому +15

      coolguyjack11 XD it sounds like the fucking gun cyanide talked about earlier, god my stomach hurts from laughing

    • @jamieb1830
      @jamieb1830 8 років тому +16

      It sounds like a fucking lawnmower breaking

    • @arthurhalljr5587
      @arthurhalljr5587 7 років тому

      that was some weird zenith

    • @atoka2206
      @atoka2206 7 років тому

      I'm crying so hard

  • @Exophite
    @Exophite 6 років тому +1148

    7:15
    Soviet:completely fucking useless AAAA-

    • @daltondecker6528
      @daltondecker6528 5 років тому +49

      *We'll Be Right Back*

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 5 років тому +25

      Stun grenades are like flashbangs except they slap you

    • @meme_explorer1
      @meme_explorer1 5 років тому +2

      @@daltondecker6528 And elevator music

    • @LCOfficerUNIT097
      @LCOfficerUNIT097 5 років тому +5

      Completely fucking usele- *AAAARGH!!!*

    • @markaloman
      @markaloman 5 років тому +3

      Perfectly cut screams

  • @moth8550
    @moth8550 7 років тому +333

    That's actually a pretty good selfie

  • @nightowl9398
    @nightowl9398 5 років тому +71

    “Completely useless-“
    *demonic screeching*

  • @Mitchcok
    @Mitchcok 8 років тому +935

    Deserves millions of subscribers

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 8 років тому

      he already got them.

    • @Mitchcok
      @Mitchcok 8 років тому +7

      XAnonAdviserX He's got million, not millions ;) This channel deserves so much more than it has.

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 8 років тому

      Anonymous Mashup he got like 2 million

    • @Mitchcok
      @Mitchcok 8 років тому +1

      He has ONE million.

    • @QuestionableAdviser_
      @QuestionableAdviser_ 8 років тому

      in future its gonna be millions in like 2019.

  • @squatchhammer7215
    @squatchhammer7215 5 років тому +300

    "A mountain goat that weighs 80 to 90 tons. " Well now we know know how much cyanide weighs...

    • @greensteve9307
      @greensteve9307 4 роки тому +5

      *tonnes

    • @squatchhammer7215
      @squatchhammer7215 4 роки тому +3

      @@greensteve9307 Murican, tons.

    • @thefiresworddragon927
      @thefiresworddragon927 4 роки тому +1

      90 tonnes is nothing. Meanwhile, me in my EDF Titan tank that weighs 800 tonnes.
      You're welcome.

    • @microTrash28
      @microTrash28 3 роки тому +2

      @@squatchhammer7215 Yeah, but they’re not Americans, and 1 tonne ≠ 1 ton. They’re 2 different weights.

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 роки тому

      HEY-O!

  • @klickonthat5244
    @klickonthat5244 7 років тому +135

    The "Amra when played by ZF" part killed me.

  • @andrewcurtin7003
    @andrewcurtin7003 4 роки тому +17

    2:54
    I love how they all crowd around and look at the nade

  • @MonteCr1st0
    @MonteCr1st0 8 років тому +95

    I dont know why but 2:16 was adorable

    • @jakeov1
      @jakeov1 7 років тому +7

      first time watching through this I thought the same, like womble was the parent trying to make a deal with cyanide. "youll get to show your friends your cool new toy if you do your homework." "ooooh ok cool!"

  • @Ksr3740
    @Ksr3740 8 років тому +307

    first vid i saw of womble and i am not disappointed

    • @sparker455
      @sparker455 8 років тому +11

      This guy is a fucking G I just subscribed and am not disappointed

    • @Oween
      @Oween 8 років тому +1

      same here lol

    • @Artan9000
      @Artan9000 8 років тому

      Yeah same. I'm already hooked

    • @jucalebre7540
      @jucalebre7540 8 років тому +1

      Same, but now I watched all the bullshittery videos xD

    • @chromitehertz9016
      @chromitehertz9016 8 років тому

      yep

  • @hanoli7933
    @hanoli7933 5 років тому +439

    4:38 *Vietnamese soldiers hiding in trees*

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 5 років тому +27

      Technically, there's one.

    • @aryze1137
      @aryze1137 5 років тому +8

      @@ardantop132na6 I'm disappointed that no one understood this

    • @jackdaniels6536
      @jackdaniels6536 5 років тому +8

      @@ardantop132na6 yup, there's Nevil

    • @StriderZessei
      @StriderZessei 5 років тому +7

      @@ardantop132na6 one Predator, right?

    • @ardantop132na6
      @ardantop132na6 5 років тому +1

      @@StriderZessei *HMMMMM...*
      Is that why 'the guy that can't speak english' really can't speak english?

  • @nahr1441
    @nahr1441 5 років тому +57

    5:30 “Just like the simulations!”

  • @nguyenhungangngoc2550
    @nguyenhungangngoc2550 7 років тому +97

    "But i'm comfy" Ffs that's just too much for me 😂

  • @aliceinwalls
    @aliceinwalls 7 років тому +24

    "this is a stun Granade" *plup* "apselutly fucking use...". Best part for me in the video

  • @Yehu__
    @Yehu__ 8 років тому +58

    Honestly my favourite Arma Bullshittery, keep up the good work Soviet!

    • @hacisme2456
      @hacisme2456 8 років тому

      it was a gem of a video

    • @Arabesquian
      @Arabesquian 8 років тому

      An off-topic question: what is your icon from?

    • @stoopidkat101
      @stoopidkat101 8 років тому

      +Arabesquian Berserk, the greatest manga of all time

  • @myfavoritemusic2428
    @myfavoritemusic2428 3 роки тому +7

    I've been rewatching these bullshitteries and I have just now realized how much content Cyanide has provided us by being a part of these videos.
    The guy is fucking HILARIOUS!

  • @LA-dd3pn
    @LA-dd3pn 8 років тому +484

    LOL You laughing on helium hahahha.

  • @summushieremiasclarkson4700
    @summushieremiasclarkson4700 7 років тому +113

    3:35 is what happens when one attempts to out-Cyanide Cyanide.

  • @heexy6969
    @heexy6969 6 років тому +319

    *NO DON'T* (four deaths)

    • @AnthroGearhead
      @AnthroGearhead 6 років тому +1

      *death* *death* *death*
      *3 deaths* *death*

    • @procrafter2383
      @procrafter2383 6 років тому +8

      Might be mines in the area
      *3 Deaths*

    • @Mastermachine100
      @Mastermachine100 5 років тому

      I really want to know the story behind that tho xD

    • @Daemvu
      @Daemvu 5 років тому +1

      WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 12 GUYS THAT WERE IN OUR SQUAD,
      *10 MINUTES AGO!!*

  • @l3nny1g
    @l3nny1g 5 років тому +44

    7:14 So this is something called a stun grenade *shoots it* completely fckin usel... ARRRGHHHH

  • @TheIndiaDino
    @TheIndiaDino 8 років тому +263

    Found you on Imgur and have to say I'm shocked I haven't found you sooner! amazing channel! new sub :D

  • @epic_skilzz
    @epic_skilzz 7 років тому +12

    6:00 was hands down the best moment in this video, I couldn't stop myself from replaying it a 100 times xD

  • @Purpl3_0ni
    @Purpl3_0ni 7 років тому +327

    We are hearing the most dangerous creatures in all the world 3:39

    • @Purpl3_0ni
      @Purpl3_0ni 6 років тому +2

      A fukin screamer

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 6 років тому +7

      _SHUT THE FUCK UP!_
      im trying to impose zen, you dumb *bitch!*

    • @normallymute0131
      @normallymute0131 6 років тому +2

      If a horror movie/game had that as a sound effect I would need a doctor on standby

    • @koden8422
      @koden8422 5 років тому +2

      *I...I, WIN*

    • @mistermoee
      @mistermoee 5 років тому +1

      @@davecrupel2817 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @onyxhellfire
    @onyxhellfire 5 років тому +92

    "One-one has been engaged by a BM--"
    DEATH

  • @felix7690
    @felix7690 8 років тому +251

    this video is the reason why i want to buy arma

    • @PowermanFR14
      @PowermanFR14 8 років тому +5

      yep, was the reason why i bought it today ;3

    • @acewolfgang276
      @acewolfgang276 8 років тому +28

      This video is the reason why I want to save up for a gaming pc.

    • @SemperFine
      @SemperFine 8 років тому +1

      Same here, but I pirated Arma 3 for now and it was a good call because it's running 30 fps on everything low here... RIP

    • @PowermanFR14
      @PowermanFR14 8 років тому

      +Sempy yeah, same here. i might have fps issues, cause on standard settings i dont get more than 45 fps with my new gtx 1070..

    • @sampadawalavalkar6013
      @sampadawalavalkar6013 8 років тому

      arma requires powerfull cpu rather than a powerfull gpu. you can run arma in 55/60 fps if you have i7 6600k OC to 4.5 ghz and with a rx 480 and 16 gigs of ram. also this is my moms acc.

  • @el-fantasma21
    @el-fantasma21 5 років тому +14

    I love the announcments from crossroads! Adds so much personality to the rag tag army they've got going - honestly feels like a mockumentary about the military, I need more :)

    • @ThatOneDane
      @ThatOneDane 3 роки тому

      if the military was handled by ZF

  • @thurgo1578
    @thurgo1578 7 років тому +17

    This has to be one of my favourite videos from womble. Makes me laugh over and over again

  • @CarfDarko
    @CarfDarko 3 місяці тому +1

    8 years later it still rocks, hope you guys have had many other lovely silly adventures!