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  • @netflixisajoke
    @netflixisajoke  5 років тому +2461

    Which Anthony is funnier? Beard or no beard?

    • @MrCTruck
      @MrCTruck 5 років тому +366

      Bearded Jeselnik

    • @baumwolke2078
      @baumwolke2078 5 років тому +217

      He's funny no matter with or without. But much more attractiv with beard😊

    • @ohmyblindman
      @ohmyblindman 5 років тому +72

      Bearded is cuter, so, yes.

    • @RedmayneDeadmayne
      @RedmayneDeadmayne 5 років тому +104

      His first special was significantly funnier so I think he should shave

    • @vertigostrobe
      @vertigostrobe 5 років тому +36

      Beard, obviously.

  • @stufferwhite
    @stufferwhite 5 років тому +11808

    Dark humour is like a dead child, it never gets old.

    • @dadden13
      @dadden13 5 років тому +540

      Dark humor is like food, not everybody gets it.

    • @rayperry2599
      @rayperry2599 5 років тому +23

      Stuffer White 😂😂😂

    • @rayperry2599
      @rayperry2599 5 років тому +14

      dadden13 😂😂😂

    • @billygundum
      @billygundum 5 років тому +21

      Terribly good

    • @SeigoSaiga
      @SeigoSaiga 5 років тому +12

      My man 😂😂😂

  • @thenlnlkn
    @thenlnlkn 5 років тому +4091

    This man has mastered the bait and switch

    • @jch8376
      @jch8376 5 років тому +233

      yup he's a master baiter and switcher.

    • @ceterisparibus8966
      @ceterisparibus8966 4 роки тому +16

      That's a very good point.

    • @yudivazquez1296
      @yudivazquez1296 4 роки тому +8

      Yes

    • @kiryan3402
      @kiryan3402 4 роки тому +18

      Thank you I was wondering what they called his style.

    • @ChuckDanger
      @ChuckDanger 4 роки тому +18

      He's a hell of a roast comedian as well. His insult comedy is top notch.

  • @Hulkamaniac418
    @Hulkamaniac418 4 роки тому +4435

    It’s cool how he grows a beard and then shaves between jokes

  • @matt8797
    @matt8797 4 роки тому +169

    “don’t get mad at me cause you don’t know how big bells can get.” LMAO

  • @planck10-43
    @planck10-43 3 роки тому +154

    I love how they pan through the audience when Jeselnik makes the thoughts and prayers joke as you can spot the subdued reactions of the ones he is calling out.. brilliant

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому +2

      Thinking a subdued reaction to an Anthony Jeselnik "joke" is a result of someone getting called out, and not that maybe they're just smarter than the rest of the crowd is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @Swampdonkey796
      @Swampdonkey796 Рік тому

      @@davidphillips9726 bet you post thoughts and prayers all the time 🤡

    • @jakehoover6655
      @jakehoover6655 Рік тому +4

      ​@@davidphillips9726didn't realize 5th grade grammar was so hard. Maybe try again, kid.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 Рік тому

      @@jakehoover6655 you correcting my grammar is funnier than Anthony jeselnick

    • @mr.thunder1219
      @mr.thunder1219 Рік тому +2

      ​@@davidphillips9726curious as to who you find funny.

  • @ttlpwn34
    @ttlpwn34 5 років тому +2075

    Jeselnik is the perfect comedian for me. Every one of his jokes gets some form of a laugh from me.

    • @nickadams1992
      @nickadams1992 5 років тому +20

      ttlpwn34 I know what you mean. Even the semi-duds are pretty funny.

    • @aisling8092
      @aisling8092 5 років тому +7

      If u like him you’ll probably like Daniel sloss. They have similar dark humor

    • @CLozs
      @CLozs 5 років тому +2

      I wanna like this but ur at 420 likes lol

    • @crazyjoedavola5430
      @crazyjoedavola5430 5 років тому +1

      Me too...

    • @phiten40
      @phiten40 5 років тому +5

      It's weird because he's very popular but to me the most unfunny comedian today. My style is Mark Normand, Nate Bargatze, and I like Mulaney, Burr and a few others.

  • @thelynchmeister
    @thelynchmeister 5 років тому +2394

    "Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get." :-)

    • @dizzidreamz5894
      @dizzidreamz5894 5 років тому +16

      Adam T. Lynch I still don’t get that joke smh please explain!!!

    • @yeltsin6817
      @yeltsin6817 5 років тому +146

      The joke misdirects you. You think it’s nice with the bell so that you can hear where the grandmother is at all times but the joke is that the bell is huge so she can’t even move.

    • @brianswartz7529
      @brianswartz7529 5 років тому +28

      How about, the joke is shit. Plain, and simple.

    • @brianswartz7529
      @brianswartz7529 5 років тому +11

      Dont giva a shit. Its my opinion. We all have them.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 5 років тому +34

      Brian Swartz you should keep it to yourself, because we don't care if you haven't had your meds yet, and you expose yourself to criticism needlessly 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ravenstylea2
    @ravenstylea2 5 років тому +534

    Anthony can even sell a joke about his jokes 👏 that’s talent

    • @OptionalDilemma
      @OptionalDilemma 3 роки тому

      @chungrikeahorse didn’t know this

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому +3

      The thought of Anthony Jeselnik selling "jokes" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @beetlejuice3x309
    @beetlejuice3x309 4 роки тому +329

    I like how he tries to hold back his own laughter. Shows he's truly a good guy just making jokes.
    I love comedians

    • @craftistic82
      @craftistic82 2 роки тому +12

      He's actually one of the best out there, imho

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 2 роки тому +15

      If Jeselnik was anything near the psychopath he plays on stage, he would be in a padded cell or a supermax prison right now. He's just a comedic genius. And a damn attractive one to boot.

    • @ronniejdio9411
      @ronniejdio9411 2 роки тому +8

      Dudes an act ..he plays the heel like in wrestling. And comedy needs a heel

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому +1

      Anthony Jeselnik holding in laughter at the thought of the morons who keep paying him to tell the same joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @atg1338
      @atg1338 Рік тому +1

      Duh🤡

  • @eddiemitchell5280
    @eddiemitchell5280 2 роки тому +42

    The craft is undeniable. Word for word one of the best joke writers of all time.

    • @THEREALREDBARON1
      @THEREALREDBARON1 2 місяці тому

      Jeselnik definitely belongs on the Mount Rushmore of comedians. Definitely. 😉

  • @diceman31
    @diceman31 5 років тому +2218

    This guy is a genius.

    • @awsomeman93
      @awsomeman93 5 років тому +4

      "This guy" Has a name, scumbag

    • @flickanrimsky
      @flickanrimsky 5 років тому +134

      @@awsomeman93"this guy" is not an insult unlike "scumbag" scumbag

    • @scottbrown6505
      @scottbrown6505 5 років тому +8

      Anthony brings out the best in us..

    • @scottbrown6505
      @scottbrown6505 5 років тому +4

      @bootnsoot You're an overused word..

    • @diceman31
      @diceman31 5 років тому +14

      @bootnsoot Genius: "a person who is exceptionally intelligent OR CREATIVE, either generally or in some particular respect."
      He is creative in comedic style, therefore he is a genius.
      Now go buy a dictionary.

  • @jones9309
    @jones9309 5 років тому +1202

    "Shut the door."
    "Get inside." 😂

    • @victorfox9623
      @victorfox9623 5 років тому +15

      That joke changes a lot if he were to point towards his butt.

    • @rickysahu3267
      @rickysahu3267 5 років тому

      I dont get the joke

    • @drchey1397
      @drchey1397 5 років тому +10

      @Shivam are you his brother ?

    • @planetruths1373
      @planetruths1373 5 років тому +3

      @@drchey1397... yeah. Family reunions are interesting..

    • @felipepineda1585
      @felipepineda1585 3 роки тому +1

      @@rickysahu3267 - shut the door implies he was inside somewhere. However, he was outside!

  • @kellygreenify
    @kellygreenify Рік тому +69

    I totally LOVE his humor. It’s dark, edgy and twists the punchline. He’s like the devil on my shoulder….cynical and awesome.

  • @yannisstath
    @yannisstath 2 роки тому +44

    "if you're not laughing right now, the problem is your imagination" - so true

    • @MrSatyre1
      @MrSatyre1 6 місяців тому +1

      Nah, he's just not funny. These jokes are not much different from the ones I heard and told in elementary school. In the 70s.

  • @dianesingerman9650
    @dianesingerman9650 4 роки тому +235

    I like the “innocent” no beard look. Then this clean cut guy says the most shocking crap you’ve ever heard in your life!

  • @sean5174
    @sean5174 5 років тому +90

    He’s the only comedian who can build up a joke and then deliver a completely non ironic punchline to just smack your brain into untapped levels of funny.
    His style is legendary and doesn’t give a fuck what is conventionally accepted as humor. God tier.

    • @scootover7
      @scootover7 Рік тому +1

      I feel like when I'm watching him (if it's a joke I haven't heard before), and when it gets to the end, you think wow I didn't think he'd end up going there , and I end up laughing, he keeps me in suspense

  • @Jeriun
    @Jeriun 5 років тому +1184

    I love seeing those people in the audience that are clearly not into it lol.

    • @bramlovestogame8035
      @bramlovestogame8035 5 років тому +8

      Temos LMAO SAME

    • @abelardopascual6564
      @abelardopascual6564 5 років тому +60

      They are lame, why the fuck are you there

    • @brucebutler8905
      @brucebutler8905 5 років тому +37

      I think he would prefer those people

    • @itsmekarima
      @itsmekarima 4 роки тому +42

      it makes the bits even funnier to see the unimpressed faces

    • @burna21bit
      @burna21bit 4 роки тому +12

      To some people he might not be funny

  • @johngullo9420
    @johngullo9420 5 років тому +1865

    The “thoughts and prayers “ joke was dead on.

    • @nickcervenka8756
      @nickcervenka8756 5 років тому +91

      I can never really articulate how worthless thoughts and prayers are when I sarcastically write it on FB. This pretty much sums it up.

    • @gustafsone
      @gustafsone 5 років тому +10

      @@nickcervenka8756 Are you a wedding photographer?

    • @nickcervenka8756
      @nickcervenka8756 5 років тому +6

      @@gustafsone No? I wish.

    • @fido3449
      @fido3449 5 років тому +29

      That's his best joke; true and funny.

    • @nightknight9415
      @nightknight9415 5 років тому +25

      The GOP would like to offer their thoughts & prayers after the next mass shooting...just zero additional gun control.

  • @cabs.2162
    @cabs.2162 4 роки тому +1152

    This dude is 41 years old, and he's lookin at most at his late 20's

    • @idontdodrugsiamdrugs
      @idontdodrugsiamdrugs 4 роки тому +31

      Wait what???? No way

    • @scubaguy007
      @scubaguy007 4 роки тому +82

      Perk of selling your soul to the devil. 😉😈🦄💩

    • @crespoopserc
      @crespoopserc 4 роки тому +14

      Mephistopheles

    • @AverageAwesomeDude
      @AverageAwesomeDude 4 роки тому +22

      You’re joking right? Damn that is one well preserved piece of man

    • @unusuario5173
      @unusuario5173 3 роки тому +29

      Which goes to show how bad marriage and kids messes guys up.

  • @achecee2070
    @achecee2070 4 роки тому +99

    That’s SO true about peoples’ intentions on that “thoughts and prayers” joke

    • @CalamityDiamond
      @CalamityDiamond 4 роки тому +11

      he also says to prove the victims arent being made fun of, "the day of the tragedy, victims arent on Twitter"

    • @none11flop9
      @none11flop9 Рік тому

      More of a comment really

  • @willkeener3090
    @willkeener3090 5 років тому +277

    "Lots of lines were crossed today. The finish line was not one of them"

    • @iheartjared74
      @iheartjared74 5 років тому +11

      Today there are some lines that just shouldn't be crossed...Especially the finish line.
      (or something like that)

    • @irrational_reality
      @irrational_reality 5 років тому +4

      I’m pretty sure there were a few arms legs coming past the Boston finish line

  • @nickcervenka8756
    @nickcervenka8756 5 років тому +1406

    His humor is my own. He has the balls to tell jokes I don't have the balls to tell. He's a walking Facebook shitposter. God bless him.

    • @hangukhiphop
      @hangukhiphop 5 років тому +8

      I have the balls but I'm too lazy

    • @pr3modeling239
      @pr3modeling239 5 років тому +6

      I'm just not funny.

    • @CamxCam.
      @CamxCam. 5 років тому +10

      I'm not sure you understand what shitposting is.

    • @spartanmucho5950
      @spartanmucho5950 5 років тому +1

      You worded it correctly. He’s a real life shit poster that’s why it’s boring

    • @ChaelSonnen000
      @ChaelSonnen000 5 років тому +4

      @@spartanmucho5950 I don't think you actually believe that

  • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
    @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 5 років тому +2681

    I used to think Anthony Jeselnik was a morbid, creepy Mitch Hedberg. I still do, but I used to too.

    • @jaredconnell2059
      @jaredconnell2059 4 роки тому +87

      This was so well crafted. Amazing

    • @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9
      @Tsadi9Mem9Khet9 4 роки тому +7

      @@jaredconnell2059 Thanks!

    • @davidpierce9949
      @davidpierce9949 4 роки тому +57

      I love Mitch. RIP. i love his one joke: " i used to do drugs. I mean, i still do but i use to too!" 😂😂

    • @Pun116
      @Pun116 4 роки тому +9

      Lame.

    • @Fister_of_Muppets
      @Fister_of_Muppets 4 роки тому +20

      I see what you did there, bravo 👏 and a great clapback to Mitch.

  • @ericthurlow4565
    @ericthurlow4565 2 роки тому +12

    the "whole place was filled with kids" is such a great line and then he keeps it going after. master craftsman

  • @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423
    @sgtprestonoftheyukon2423 4 роки тому +72

    I'll never forget my father's last words. He looked down at me and said " SON BE CAREFUL THAT GUNS LOADED"

  • @erebus7306
    @erebus7306 5 років тому +104

    7:19 That guy second on the right just realized how many times he posted "thoughts and prayers" on facebook.

  • @D.Antony
    @D.Antony 5 років тому +98

    He's hilarious! All of his jokes take a vicious turn left when you least expect it. Right off the road.

    • @warthogA10
      @warthogA10 2 роки тому +1

      🤨🤔
      Well, which is it???
      A left or a right?
      I know it's been 2 years, but I have to know.
      And if you're dead, and someone from your family is reading this... Can they answer the question, cuz this is killing me...

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 2 роки тому +2

      @@warthogA10 Lol. It's left. A quick left.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      Cars veering off the road are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidphillips9726 Well, I'll have to respectfully disagree with that.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому +1

      @@D.Antony Your respectful disagreement to my opinion of how funny Anthony Jeselnik is is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @chima6291
    @chima6291 5 років тому +243

    "Don't forget me" is the most exact description of those "my heart with X" people.

  • @jeffreykipperman6894
    @jeffreykipperman6894 4 роки тому +24

    "If you're not laughing right now the problem is your imagination." Golden

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven8472 4 роки тому +46

    His approach seems so simple, yet is so unpredictable and hilarious 😂😂

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому +1

      Thinking, "start story, set premise, lead crowd ... dramatic pause .... insert something shocking" is unpredictable is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @ScarB789
      @ScarB789 Рік тому +1

      ​@@davidphillips9726what? Were you having a stroke when you wrote that?

    • @thomasowen5785
      @thomasowen5785 8 місяців тому +1

      @@davidphillips9726 Yeah he has a formula but I rarely see his punchline coming

  • @benrhysf
    @benrhysf 5 років тому +155

    “let her take the hit”😭😭😭

  • @ArshadKhan-dt7km
    @ArshadKhan-dt7km 5 років тому +48

    This man is the reason why I like comedy so much.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      You calling Anthony Jeselnik comedy is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @williamfalvey2887
    @williamfalvey2887 5 років тому +648

    His voice is a mix of John Malkovic and Christopher Walken.

  • @RaptorJesus.
    @RaptorJesus. 4 роки тому +24

    "thoughts and prayers" is my favourite and oh so true "don't forget about me today!"

    • @martini668
      @martini668 4 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 4 роки тому

      And you had to comment because.... Don’t forget about me.... (me too ;)

    • @RaptorJesus.
      @RaptorJesus. 4 роки тому +1

      @@patientzero5685 these are comments with an actual message :)
      "thoughts and prayers" is just a whole load of nothingness!

  • @j.p.lovecraft1826
    @j.p.lovecraft1826 3 роки тому +358

    I remember crying a lot when my dad cut up onions.
    Onions was my favorite dog.

    • @dannymaurice5543
      @dannymaurice5543 2 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      "What's the difference between a dead hooker and and onion? I cried when I cut up the onion." Is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes"

    • @joelthomastr
      @joelthomastr 2 роки тому +6

      Username checks out

    • @yvrfhnh
      @yvrfhnh 2 роки тому

      not good one

    • @Smitty.Bacall
      @Smitty.Bacall 11 місяців тому +1

      😂😂

  • @xeropunt5749
    @xeropunt5749 5 років тому +213

    You don't know what the hell he's going to say but you will laugh when you hear it, laughing is a reflex that you can't always hold back. And once you see the humor of it, you're a little less dominated by the tragedy of it. The purpose of comic relief.

    • @McCandlessMike
      @McCandlessMike 5 років тому +4

      Right on brother

    • @larrydinklepie9147
      @larrydinklepie9147 5 років тому +5

      Xero Punt I always try to think what the punch line is going to be and even when I think I’m right he takes a turn. He is the king of miss direction.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      Being surprised that Anthony Jeselnik says something shocking instead of a funny punchline to every single one of his "jokes" after all this time is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @xeropunt5749
      @xeropunt5749 2 роки тому

      @@davidphillips9726
      Like serial pranking couples, who never suspect it haha…But first time hearing AJ is a thrill for sure👍

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 роки тому

      I have a question though, Dane Cooke got canceled for saying a “Batman shooting joke,” Anthony said a “Batman shooting joke” as well but no one even tried to cancel him. Why’s that?

  • @jessekuchinski1172
    @jessekuchinski1172 5 років тому +48

    I swear his delivery of a joke is funnier than the punchline to me .."when I was in high school my high school employed a blind janitor" haha

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      Blind high school janitors are funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 роки тому

      @@davidphillips9726 damn I see you on every comment.. you really don’t like this guy haha

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      @@Ishbikes This simple observation is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik

  • @Geogunderson
    @Geogunderson 5 років тому +572

    "Turns out they were just ghosts"😂😂

    • @RobD-jq7ry
      @RobD-jq7ry 5 років тому +5

      That one got me...

    • @viceroybear6298
      @viceroybear6298 5 років тому +7

      I actually broke out laughing at that sitting alone after work laughing at my phone

    • @weirdshibainu
      @weirdshibainu 5 років тому +10

      I know right? Talk about putting something in the heads of women that have had abortions

    • @Johonnac
      @Johonnac 5 років тому

      weirdshibainu Scroll down to Dingle Barry’s comment-great analysis

    • @stevemcgee99
      @stevemcgee99 5 років тому

      BEST

  • @ndronikusri1992
    @ndronikusri1992 10 місяців тому +1

    Last one was too good !!

  • @faridmejia5820
    @faridmejia5820 2 роки тому +3

    😂😂😂😂THEN SHE DIDENT HEAR IT FROM ME !!! Lmaooo greatest opening line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣the delivery was perfect !

  • @lisakatz9437
    @lisakatz9437 5 років тому +11

    Anthony's humor is not for everyone. I find him beyond hilarious. Eye candy to boot. When he smiles, my basement floods. Yummmmmy

    • @jonathanferguson9226
      @jonathanferguson9226 5 років тому

      Not surprising that a Bolshevik jew would find subversive, sociopathic humor funny

    • @lisakatz9437
      @lisakatz9437 5 років тому

      Hey John. I'm not a Jew you ignorant FN ass!!

    • @lisakatz9437
      @lisakatz9437 5 років тому

      If you don't like him or my comments, why are you even putting yours here. Keep FN scrolling! Douche

    • @lisakatz9437
      @lisakatz9437 5 років тому

      @@jonathanferguson9226 move on you jerk!

  • @eternalmiasma5586
    @eternalmiasma5586 4 роки тому +14

    “Then they got rid of it to protect their 4 children” is both hilarious and true

  • @tcatl2603
    @tcatl2603 3 роки тому +71

    He's extremely clever with misdirection and dark twist punchlines.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      People still falling for his "misdirection" despite the fact that he does it every single joke is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @Ishbikes
      @Ishbikes 2 роки тому +1

      @@davidphillips9726 😂😂 what is your issue with Anthony? You’re on every comment

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      @@Ishbikes You not understanding my hatred for Anthony Jeselnik is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik

    • @lpr5269
      @lpr5269 10 місяців тому

      I liked the one about him dreaming about eating a giant marshmallow. I woke up and realized I was driving and I crashed into a day care. Cause you're thinking he is going to say he woke up and his pillow was gone.

  • @africaRBG
    @africaRBG 5 років тому +30

    That last line is perfect. Like wedding photographers taking selfies lol

  • @artivism4068
    @artivism4068 5 років тому +17

    Im impressed by his comedy. That's rare for me to say because I don't like most stand up comedy. This guy is really talented. Thanks to UA-cam for pushing this new discovery.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      Being impressed with an Anthony Jeselnik show because of his "comedy" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 5 років тому +222

    "Thoughts and Prayers" bit was savage.

    • @marlow769
      @marlow769 5 років тому +11

      John Nycto Savage yet true.

    • @bluethunder7391
      @bluethunder7391 4 роки тому +2

      Because is true.

    • @pamle1
      @pamle1 4 роки тому

      On YT it's "My heart goes out to the families"....... but at least that's not as ingenuine as on people's very own precious facebook or twitter page..

    • @whatsgrowingon
      @whatsgrowingon 3 роки тому

      Facts

    • @buildyourself1896
      @buildyourself1896 3 роки тому

      Savage yet true. I have a similar thinking as him. I even once asked a friend if people who say "thoughts and prayers" actually even pray?

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 3 роки тому +1

    Anthony is the best kind of comedian. People love laughing at fucked up shit because it adds levity and a sense of catharsis to the kinds of horrible realities that get us down. It temporarily makes the thought of dead kids, abortion, AIDS, domestic battery, racists, child molesters, etc. a bit more tolerable. The humor takes the power from those grief-inducing thoughts, if only momentarily.

  • @awasadayangberaksembaranga1584
    @awasadayangberaksembaranga1584 4 роки тому +15

    the way he's holding the mic is something special too

    • @starlady6154
      @starlady6154 4 роки тому

      I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this 🤣

  • @killanova2494
    @killanova2494 5 років тому +35

    "dont forget about me" people, internet's full of em🤣🤣🤣

  • @demers6178
    @demers6178 5 років тому +16

    “Not gonna lie, it was fun while it lasted” lol!

    • @ian12346
      @ian12346 5 років тому

      I love how he used that phrase correctly. Too many people say “not gonna lie” and then say something totally reasonable, lol.

  • @pirkkala
    @pirkkala 5 років тому +20

    You can’t post a best of jeselnik without posting the entire special. It’s so good

  • @bigmike4337
    @bigmike4337 3 роки тому +8

    Love this guy need to see more of him. Totally different way of stand up baits you in then switches the punchline never what you expect 👌🤣

  • @shawnhenry3380
    @shawnhenry3380 4 роки тому +12

    "Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get!"

  • @Alex-hm7nt
    @Alex-hm7nt 5 років тому +10

    Thoughts and Prayers is one of the best standup spots ever.

  • @acm9616
    @acm9616 5 років тому +29

    Jessy is trully an artist. when he starts his jokes,you are always surprised by how it ends. you may think its going one way, but it goes the other way. even better. the chill way to his stand up is really laid back and cool.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      I was gonna say, still being surprised about Anthony Jeselnik's "punchlines" is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik, but, I already did, so, calling Anthony Jeselnik "Jessy" like its not stupid is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

    • @kateashby3066
      @kateashby3066 Рік тому

      I’m sure he is but this convo is about ANTHONY. Who the fck is Jessie? 😂

  • @copperbeckville1853
    @copperbeckville1853 5 років тому +86

    Excellent at misdirection. He’s been an inspiration to my fiction writing.

    • @zingstar57
      @zingstar57 3 роки тому +2

      He'd be happy to hear this. Or think it's bizarre. But probably happy.

  • @fuffoon
    @fuffoon Рік тому

    "Don't forget about me today". He's killing me. I love this dude's humor. Its like good medicine.

  • @jacobschlehuber7142
    @jacobschlehuber7142 4 роки тому +4

    Anthony has such a strong turnaround on his jokes and such unexpected punchlines that he gets away with the little amount of energy he uses. His calm demeanor really drives home most of his jokes, but i do wonder what he'd be like if he had a tinge of energy behind his standup.

  • @munna2711
    @munna2711 5 років тому +79

    Thoughts and prayers is the gold standard of stand up comedy. It seems not even Anthony can replicate that.

    • @erikgriffin8794
      @erikgriffin8794 5 років тому

      Jim Jeffries tells the exact same joke...which one wrote it?

    • @Just0wnedEsport
      @Just0wnedEsport 5 років тому +3

      Amen. I was little bit disappointed when I saw Fire in the Maternity Ward

    • @burnpisces7733
      @burnpisces7733 5 років тому

      I think Shakespeare was better

    • @LoneWanderer905
      @LoneWanderer905 5 років тому

      Amém.

    • @84Elenai
      @84Elenai 5 років тому +2

      @@erikgriffin8794 Jeffries tends to steal jokes from time to time. I like the guy, but I bet in this case it was a Jeselnik's joke.

  • @cjok8367
    @cjok8367 5 років тому +106

    My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day five yrs ago. We haven't seen her since.

  • @edgarvalencia9639
    @edgarvalencia9639 5 років тому +30

    "Get inside"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @garrick3727
    @garrick3727 4 роки тому +2

    "Don't get mad at me because you don't know how big bells can get."
    Hilarious, and true.

  • @Rebel-Forces-Earth-007
    @Rebel-Forces-Earth-007 2 роки тому +6

    I love how he skillfully does the Christopher Walken accent without being too obvious. Or maybe he's from the same town.

  • @exaucemayunga22
    @exaucemayunga22 3 роки тому +7

    This guy's delivery timing is incomparable

  • @Styles26
    @Styles26 5 років тому +335

    Should do one of these with nothing but his Baby Jokes.

  • @sqwale7
    @sqwale7 5 років тому +61

    I like how you never know how that joke is going to end.

    • @davidphillips9726
      @davidphillips9726 2 роки тому

      Not knowing where Anthony Jeselnik's "jokes" are going to end, despite the fact that they're all exactly the same is funnier than Anthony Jeselnik.

  • @kmlgraph
    @kmlgraph Рік тому +1

    He's right about people who post condolences on their social media after some major tragedy. "Don't forget about me today", lol.

  • @Marchant2
    @Marchant2 3 дні тому

    That last joke about "thoughts and prayers" is brilliant.

  • @nickadams1992
    @nickadams1992 5 років тому +51

    He almost loses it when he says: “...just to teach me an important lesson about brand loyalty.” Reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld almost breaking character on TV back in the day. So funny. Anthony, keep up the great (obviously) work.

    • @collinsrob
      @collinsrob 3 роки тому

      And clearly loses it in Fire at the Maternity Ward, during the murder-suicide part. He blurts a laughter in the middle of his sentence, with audience cheering and everything, but he put himself together very quickly. Well done !

  • @mr.personhumanson6871
    @mr.personhumanson6871 5 років тому +174

    There's something about how Anthony Jeselnik pronounces the word "baby".

    • @aranadiscoteca1816
      @aranadiscoteca1816 5 років тому +4

      It always makes me think of Abby Elliott’s impression of Angelina Jolie on SNL

  • @nelsonroqueakathepuertoric4228
    @nelsonroqueakathepuertoric4228 4 роки тому +5

    He's another dark humor comedian legend hes jokes is like art is amazing

  • @MikaelGuggenheim
    @MikaelGuggenheim Рік тому +1

    Last one about thoughts and prayers is the best description ever.

  • @aleksibovellan9821
    @aleksibovellan9821 Рік тому

    That bell joke ending was so unexpected, snorted my drink. The master of misdirection at work once again

  • @bobloblaw2958
    @bobloblaw2958 3 роки тому +11

    He is that comedian where, if you think you got the punch line figured out before the joke ends, you're wrong. He throws such wicked curves you can never hit the ball.

  • @Kreamian
    @Kreamian 4 роки тому +5

    I’ve seen this video over 20 times and I can’t help but laugh every single time.

  • @redwakeup2863
    @redwakeup2863 5 років тому +47

    Anthony jesselnick is an amazing artist with word play and pauses

    • @homerjay6005
      @homerjay6005 5 років тому

      Jimmy Carr is better, check it out

    • @beardlessdwarf1047
      @beardlessdwarf1047 5 років тому +1

      he is. but i wish that wasn't all he did. it seems like all his jokes are funny in the exact same way but with different stories and topics.

  • @androcarot9288
    @androcarot9288 4 роки тому +2

    ”Don’t forget about me tooday” hhahahaha fucking legend!!

  • @warthogA10
    @warthogA10 2 роки тому +1

    I love the "thoughts and prayers" bit....
    Completely true

  • @Lililililili333
    @Lililililili333 5 років тому +58

    Holy god he looks good with a beard!!

    • @KimseaKh
      @KimseaKh 5 років тому +2

      Lulu that is the power of a good beard

    • @SC-yw5ve
      @SC-yw5ve 5 років тому +5

      Lili
      I want to have his babies....well, almost have them.

    • @andreakatz6109
      @andreakatz6109 3 роки тому +1

      He looks good without the beard, he is just a very sexy guy

  • @DanielVerberne
    @DanielVerberne 4 роки тому +12

    What a talent! I knew of Jeselnik's dark style, but his timing and inventiveness is really amazing.

  • @elite_cows1552
    @elite_cows1552 4 роки тому +102

    “My wife said I’m going on a trip for 2 weeks as a man I only heard 2 weeks and cheat on me.”
    -Anthony jeselnik

    • @MrSouthernlord
      @MrSouthernlord 2 роки тому +1

      I don't remember Anthony ever telling that joke. He did have something similar but it didn't take 2 minutes to work out the appropriate punctuation for the joke to make sense.

  • @chalechumour5013
    @chalechumour5013 2 роки тому +2

    What I love about him is each joke brings laughter out of me like tsunami.

  • @BLUEPELICAN234
    @BLUEPELICAN234 21 годину тому

    “That thing is …very heavy” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jfox11000
    @jfox11000 5 років тому +8

    Wedding photographer who only takes selfies just spit my coffee all over myself

  • @TeaDrinker3000
    @TeaDrinker3000 5 років тому +34

    He's so handsome with the beard

  • @tjjames9846
    @tjjames9846 5 років тому +6

    At 7:19, the guy 2nd from the right, totally sends thoughts and prayers!

  • @Checkmate777
    @Checkmate777 2 роки тому +2

    I love his demeanor.

  • @seanquinn6114
    @seanquinn6114 Рік тому

    #1 Ive been surfing around looking for good comedy, now,,all the walking around rambling stories that are kind of funny off and on for an hour...This dude is awesome!

  • @MrBigBawls407
    @MrBigBawls407 5 років тому +25

    Exactly like a wedding photographer who takes selfies 😂

    • @BYGTOPP2
      @BYGTOPP2 5 років тому

      William Brown this is the best line about his entire act I’ve heard throughout all the years

    • @artivism4068
      @artivism4068 5 років тому

      I dont understand that joke...why did he say that?

    • @aic9235
      @aic9235 5 років тому +3

      Jason Guzman He’s comparing the worthless self centered nature of people who tweet out meaningless and hollow comments about tragedies for attention to the equally worthless nature of a wedding photographer that takes selfies of themselves instead of focusing on the bride and groom’s moments together

  • @delcidkidv250
    @delcidkidv250 5 років тому +8

    I was listening to this in the background and honestly couldn't tell when they switched between the first joke and the second.

  • @seanscanlon9067
    @seanscanlon9067 5 років тому +23

    7:19 the bloke second from the right must post those kind of messages!

  • @snoojie
    @snoojie 7 місяців тому +1

    That guy just right of center at 7:19 definitely offers his thoughts and prayers every time there's a tragedy.

  • @sjwecks
    @sjwecks 3 роки тому +1

    An acquired taste, but once you’ve acquired it? Genius.

  • @fatimarose8893
    @fatimarose8893 5 років тому +5

    This guy's pacing 💯

  • @luisavina4831
    @luisavina4831 2 роки тому +28

    I saw this dude at an improv last night, if you’re easily offended and sensitive, you are not ready for his style of comedy, he had us all crying in laughter, he said shit even netflix wouldn’t post here 😂😂😂😂

  • @flex_piper
    @flex_piper 5 років тому +60

    *Anthony Jeselnik:* The act of showing the light in the darkness.
    - Webster's Dictionary.

  • @tobiasbetter4700
    @tobiasbetter4700 2 роки тому +1

    “Get back inside” Lmfaooo

  • @thefatlosscode365
    @thefatlosscode365 3 роки тому +1

    These are the jokes that you just don't want to find funny...but are as funny as hell. He's brilliant :)

    • @warthogA10
      @warthogA10 2 роки тому +1

      This is the comedian I invite people I don't like over to watch...
      It gives them the impression THEY made the choice not to hang out anymore.

  • @juanmal.7890
    @juanmal.7890 5 років тому +41

    He sounds like a young John Malkovich