@@tanz7877 Yes. The topic was the punchlines being unpredictable. Maybe you wanted to say that you find them predictable, but I thought you were agreeing with the commenter but got the betting system wrong. My bad.
This guy is impressive how he writes and thinks. And I love how when he’s being openly serious he’s like “I try to make the absolute most disgusting jokes ever and NONE of them are ever true” 😂
3:12 WTH??? Why the f**k would y'all cut off one of Jeselnik's funniest lines? "I assume you guys all knew who were coming to see tonight. But if you didn't..... YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW NOW." (Im pretty sure that is the line, or at least really close to it.)
Why??? Really! Why? Why is there only one of these guys??? One Jeselnick? We need, like, twelve slightly different Jeselniks roaming around, just messing with people, hard. Than, I would be happier.
I find it funny when people find anything that’s comedy offensive. If it makes you uncomfortable that you’re laughing then good; it just confirms you have a conscience and a sense of humor to go with it 😂
My friend told me "since you like Jim gaffigan and Jeff Dunham and Jeff Foxworthy, you would really like Anthony jeselnik." And after watching this, I am so pissed off and offended at my friend now for ever thinking I liked the first 3 guys in the first place.
I am so going to hell. I wish most people could see this dark humor as a catharsis. We all have our demons and our traumas. I sure have mine and I'm still grieving. ♥ Yet, lmfao.
The thing I love about his comedy is I can never get where the joke is going, even when you try to he takes it somewhere even darker
Usually yes but with his first joke here you knew that's where he was going
That`s pretty much the exact same reason why everyone else says too.
A absolute master at misdirection comedy
I was about post the same thing. Lol
I’d say Jimmy Carr is the master of word play jokes.
Agree 100% - I would love for him to do another special - maybe an AIDS recovery special
Here Here!!!!!
One of my all-time favorites
Dark humor is like a cancer ridden child...it never gets old
okay good enough
😂😂😂
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Dark humor is also like water. Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like art class for SPED kids; it’s hard to draw the line
I know how some people feel about this guy, but I find him hilarious! I love the dark misdirection
I love a dark, missed erection. See what I did there?
There should be Vegas bets on who can guess his punchlines! So unpredictable! He's a freaking genius!!!!!!!
They'd be 1.01
@@tanz7877 That would mean they are easy to guess, so you are likely to win.
@@ramonek9109 no shit
@@tanz7877 Yes. The topic was the punchlines being unpredictable. Maybe you wanted to say that you find them predictable, but I thought you were agreeing with the commenter but got the betting system wrong. My bad.
Even he thought that babysitter joke was a bit too funny 🤣
I noticed that 😂
He is so FUNNY! Wish he had more shows.
me toooooo
The evolution of Anthony Jeselnik's performance skills are a testament to his experience 😀👍
Nah, I just saw his new show.
That little sparkle in his eyes just before "..die a winner" 😏
Back in those days, so many children died in old refrigerators. It was when they changed handles. No more locking a frig.
"i like your style" 😂
Best ever! Nothing is off limits and I LOVE IT!
Dark comedy is like food, not everyone gets it.
I read that joke in Anthony's voice, that's how good it is😂
I have a T shirt with that line, along with Josef Stalin’s likeness.
@@AU88 LOL! Found it, ordered it👍
I found this comment to be in poor taste!
And thats ok.
Classi Jeselnik. Love this dude from the time I found him. One of my most favourites :)
D: Mommy whats a dark comedy?
M: see that man over there with no arms? go to him and tell him to clap
D: but mommy i'm blind
M: exactly
Saw his bones and all tour in pittsburgh over Thanksgiving. He's the best. Absolutely hilarious.
He’s from Pittsburgh.
He is so warped. God I love that. I SO get his kind of humor. He is hilarious!
He's the greatest dark humor comedian ever. There's others out there but his stands up are dark and raw
Maybe for Americans... Try Jimmy Carr for a while and then come back to this comment
Anthony Jeselnik should play Johnny Bravo in a live action movie!
Oml he’s got the voice
Holy shit, you’re on to something.
Nah, he can’t put that kind of weight on.
I Agree.
I was dithering until the refrigerator joke…you are now my new comedy idol 😂😂😂
Omg just discovered this comedian, where was he all my life?
Throwing rocks at Jehovahs witnesses houses. :P
How old are you? I think hes been around since early 2000s
Telling jokes
He's been on a couple Comedy Central roasts, including Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen. He's been around a while.
In the other room.
SICK and WRONG......in all the RIGHT ways! Love this guy!
How he's able to keep such a straight face...I can't even recount events with friends without laughing.
“Over their shoulder” had me cracking🤣🍀🤣
Love his dark humor. His punchlines take at least a minute
Jeselnik is the comedy assassin.
Either that or a psychopath 😂
@@Luso00_ that'd be the biggest irony ever and no one would believe it lol
His delivery is perfect. That’s why it works
My favorite comedian ❤😂🙌
These jokes are so dark they almost stole my bike
This dude is absolutely hilarious.
I have the feeling he could do a great Christopher Walken.
One of the most funny guys I've seen in a long time. Well done Anthony!!
The way he had conan nodding when he said “I love when they kill people” had me rolling lmao this guy is a pro at misdirection
Refreshing. Underrated. Need more
*“I was the babysitter”* 😩😩😂💀
One of the best comics going ...
He's genius..
"No they're gone, they're gone" 🤣😂
In my darkest times Mr. Jeselnik went even darker - which brightened my day...like some describe the last moments of a person before death.
Legendary, love his deadpan delivery saying the most stupidly offensive comments we all wish we could say
This guy is impressive how he writes and thinks. And I love how when he’s being openly serious he’s like “I try to make the absolute most disgusting jokes ever and NONE of them are ever true” 😂
This guy says what some of us are thinking 😜🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you're going to hammer on sensitive subjects, the jokes better be hilarious. They are. The irony and sarcasm is spot on. Delivered by a master.
He is the funniest man I've ever heard in my life
Love Anthony
Perfect Handsome Jack for a REAL Borderlands movie😅
3:12 WTH??? Why the f**k would y'all cut off one of Jeselnik's funniest lines? "I assume you guys all knew who were coming to see tonight. But if you didn't..... YOU SURE AS HELL KNOW NOW." (Im pretty sure that is the line, or at least really close to it.)
The darkest comedian ever? You give doug stanhope the respect he deserves.
The girl who laughed before the punchline, protect her at all costs.
The funniest guy I would never want to meet.
Why??? Really! Why? Why is there only one of these guys??? One Jeselnick? We need, like, twelve slightly different Jeselniks roaming around, just messing with people, hard. Than, I would be happier.
Clearly, you've never seen any of Frankie Boyle's work
@@MrSpleenboy💩
This guy is almost as funny as doug stanhope
Hes awesome! I live in New Zealand and never heard of this
I used to not like his comedy. It’s grown on me. He’s hilarious. I’m glad I gave it another chance
If Clint Eastwood was gonna be a stand up, he'd be this guy :D
Saw him Saturday in Amsterdam for His New Tour :D sooooooo funny
Thank you very much, i had never seen some of those clips, love Anthony Jeselnik.
The henway ? About 5 pounds
This man is a genius
This guys one of the best
The comedy is superb ❤! Anthony you are a genius 😮totally great comedian 😢🎉
Baby sitter joke is funny even if you don't understand it
How can you not understand it? Lol
He's quite fearless... and so damn handsome!!!
He is something else. What he is? Not sure but he does make me laugh!
The king. Met him leaving parking garage in Hollywood. He was cool as fuck.
Never heard of Franky Boyle then 😅
This man is one of the best.
I can't - I love dark humour.
Touch of Emo Phillips here - and that's a very good thing.
Jeselnik is 🐐
He's got a Walken thing going on with his voice
5:50 just so I know 😭🤣
He’s wayyyyy better in live shows, this doesn’t do him any justice
Dark humour is like a father not everyone has one
I find it funny when people find anything that’s comedy offensive. If it makes you uncomfortable that you’re laughing then good; it just confirms you have a conscience and a sense of humor to go with it 😂
I knew you were gonna say that- (the babysitter joke.)
"...telling me she has AIDs...."
"🤣🤣🤣‼️"
"I like your style."
My friend told me "since you like Jim gaffigan and Jeff Dunham and Jeff Foxworthy, you would really like Anthony jeselnik." And after watching this, I am so pissed off and offended at my friend now for ever thinking I liked the first 3 guys in the first place.
One of my favorites.
The priest at the airport joke is amazing.
Love this guy. I don’t trust people who don’t like him.
Never heard of it.
Live from Auckland NZ
Good comedy, come down bro.
Be good for you.
North and south island.
Swedes and Britts, this is our humor 😂🫣
It was hard when greg geraldo died but Anthony is the window that got opened when the door was closed.. stay funny
People complain about cancel culture and the death of dark comedy like Anthony doesn't exist. The difference is he's funny, they're racist
thumbs up, as usual
“I was the babysitter” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
guess you had to be there
I am so going to hell.
I wish most people could see this dark humor as a catharsis. We all have our demons and our traumas. I sure have mine and I'm still grieving. ♥ Yet, lmfao.
I loved it ...
Very Mitch Hedberg, I love it.
[To the police] "I did a shark bit..." Shark... bit, anyone?
Anyone notice how Jeselnik sounds like a Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger?
Pittsburgh Schwarzenegger sounds like one of those names that Will Ferrell and friends come out with
I feel like he can do an amazing Christoper Walken impression
That sitter joke was 666/10.
I miss TJO. Loved Shark Party. 🦈👯
7:06 that took BALLS
“You know what my show’s like, right?”
His smile!❤
When the LBGTQ send an ambassador they always send two, but it's always the same two people.
Neil and Bob.🤪
He sounds like a young Christopher Walken.
I've always thought the same thing!!
Your a natural.
I cannot define comedy, but I know it when I hear it.
That, wasn't it.
He kills me!! HAHA!!