Anthony Jeselnik Roasts Roseanne HD UNEDITED

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  • @trappsouldonley2709
    @trappsouldonley2709 2 роки тому +1515

    You can tell he is genuinely pleased that Rosanne is laughing at his roasts

    • @peted7891
      @peted7891 2 роки тому +51

      His legit smile says it all

    • @BitsofJoshua
      @BitsofJoshua 11 місяців тому +11

      Regardless of politics, she'll always be remembered as a titan of comedy

    • @JeffKopis
      @JeffKopis 11 місяців тому +1

      Somebody had to.

    • @pipedown1246
      @pipedown1246 11 місяців тому +3

      Rosanne and Fisher look like they can be related

    • @ThePulaskiPumper
      @ThePulaskiPumper 6 місяців тому +8

      She's the only one that was a good sport about it. She's a real comic not some fragile Hollywood actor

  • @iantruax17
    @iantruax17 Рік тому +409

    To paraphrase the late great Patrice O’Neil, comedy isnt everyone laughing, it’s getting half the room to laugh and the half to be horrified, and Anthony is great at that.

    • @jackodonnell5821
      @jackodonnell5821 Рік тому

      Nobody knows him, and nobody should. He reminds me of a medieval restaurant waiter, his whole demeanor. And you just wanna go, 'Shut the fuck up, and bring me my giant turkey leg you fucking nothing'. - Patrice O'Neal

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Рік тому +24

      to paraphrase Anthony talking about Patrice, "youre so fat you deep fry your fingernails to bite them."

    • @PlatypusPlessisLips
      @PlatypusPlessisLips 7 місяців тому +3

      Patrice was a lump of diabetes

    • @Rf201njfam
      @Rf201njfam 6 місяців тому +2

      You can't put him and Patrice O'neal in the same sentence or category. AJ's jokes on this roast seemed like he wrote them during commercial break.

    • @ThePeoplesScamp
      @ThePeoplesScamp 6 місяців тому

      they burried patrice in 6 caskets... he was that fat. he died watching gary coleman ... diffrent strokes

  • @williamhornabrook8081
    @williamhornabrook8081 2 роки тому +576

    I love how much Gilbert laughed at that crazy joke about him.

    • @tas4u93
      @tas4u93 2 роки тому +21

      It's not a joke. These people are sick

    • @mythocrat
      @mythocrat 2 роки тому +20

      it is not just a joke, it is a roast.

    • @vinnyrex
      @vinnyrex 2 роки тому +44

      Dude has an amazing sense of humor.

    • @Fleeto2006
      @Fleeto2006 2 роки тому +1

      @@tas4u93 snowflake feelings hurt? aw

    • @tom_reagan
      @tom_reagan 2 роки тому +58

      That was a perfect joke for Gilbert, he’s got a sick sense of humor too.

  • @GuryWullums
    @GuryWullums 2 роки тому +290

    That Ryan Dunn joke was fucking brutal but to cap it off she has to say "I got death threats last year" making the joke 1000 times better.

    • @toetaggerh4253
      @toetaggerh4253 Рік тому +16

      Did they date or something? Is there something the layman is missing?

    • @kimcho773
      @kimcho773 Рік тому +56

      @Toe Tagger H yes they did, but that have nothing to do with this. It was refering to the last roast where Amy Schumer made a joke about wishing steve o dead instead of ryan dunn, and steve o didnt take it too well and i guess some fan got angry with Amy Schumer

    • @toetaggerh4253
      @toetaggerh4253 Рік тому +9

      @kim cho thanks for the reply Kim 👍

    • @russell-gt1dy
      @russell-gt1dy Рік тому +7

      Yeah he likely wrote that 'joke' for her

    • @chuco915C
      @chuco915C Рік тому +1

      @@russell-gt1dydamn you prolly right it’s his stench all over it now that I think about it

  • @skepticalobserver7484
    @skepticalobserver7484 2 роки тому +619

    A big part of what made that roast so fun was Roseanne loving it and laughing her ass off.

    • @bradwest4821
      @bradwest4821 2 роки тому +10

      Bob Sagat also laughed his ass off, and it made it so great

    • @skepticalobserver7484
      @skepticalobserver7484 2 роки тому +2

      @@bradwest4821 true!!

    • @brianingell3174
      @brianingell3174 2 роки тому

      well, other than the incest joke as that shit ain't funny per jada...er roseanne's face. (of course, how could you know?)

    • @bernlin2000
      @bernlin2000 2 роки тому +6

      She was a great sport, one of the best I've seen. Her outfit was incredible too 😄

    • @skepticalobserver7484
      @skepticalobserver7484 2 роки тому +2

      @@bernlin2000 she really did look amazing.

  • @Nick-zu9sn
    @Nick-zu9sn 2 роки тому +591

    He absolutely killed it. One thing you have to give Roseanne from that Roast, NO ONE laughed at the brutal jokes aimed at her more than SHE did. She truly loved it.

    • @geoffreybergeron4493
      @geoffreybergeron4493 2 роки тому

      It's an adverse reaction. Each laugh saying " you fuckin bastard!!!!" 🤣 the fact

    • @Guppusmaximus
      @Guppusmaximus 2 роки тому +10

      I think it would be an honor to get roasted by the likes of Jeselnik, Gottfried and Giraldo. I would imagine it's like when Weird Al Yankovic wants to parody your song.

    • @LeslieJayBoschPhoto
      @LeslieJayBoschPhoto 2 роки тому

      Brutal jokes? Like "walking on eggshells because you couldn't stop eating eggs"? That's 3rd grade humor. None of it was even remotely funny.

    • @markuschelios6891
      @markuschelios6891 2 роки тому +19

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto "Boo, bitches, Boo."

    • @tjsarcher7221
      @tjsarcher7221 2 роки тому +1

      @@LeslieJayBoschPhoto he didn't mean only from jeselnik dummy, all of them from everyone.

  • @jackpotjoey8828
    @jackpotjoey8828 2 роки тому +1512

    His goal is always to make people cringe and shake their head… and he succeeds each time

    • @alabarjhoni9742
      @alabarjhoni9742 2 роки тому +8

      which is why he is garbage. oooh he said something "inappropriate"....how edgy lol. what a hack.

    • @jarredslama5602
      @jarredslama5602 2 роки тому +13

      @@alabarjhoni9742 - Obviously you are a fan otherwise you wouldn’t be watching and commenting. Despite what some pencil dick like you thinks he’s one of the best roasters and his specials are among the best.

    • @EndreyMusic
      @EndreyMusic 2 роки тому +29

      @@alabarjhoni9742 He's usually better than this tbh

    • @jackpotjoey8828
      @jackpotjoey8828 2 роки тому +28

      @@alabarjhoni9742 most comedians are inappropriate. Richard Prior and George Carlin paved that road but it was just shock value. Jeselnik isn’t hacking anyone since he’s not copying anyone’s style. He’s not going for shock, he’s going for blood and tears.

    • @zk97383
      @zk97383 2 роки тому

      @Jay Dee yeah they suck

  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 роки тому +956

    "I don't wanna drudge up any old wounds.... but your father famously abandoned you...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @talldude1412
      @talldude1412 2 роки тому +32

      @Meadow Pinkelle congrats, you're starting to understand the joke

    • @Drifter-fx4pn
      @Drifter-fx4pn 2 роки тому +9

      Wasn't even funny, just a grubby barb

    • @Tee-OhBee
      @Tee-OhBee 2 роки тому +40

      @@Drifter-fx4pn good thing comedy is subjective

    • @craigjones667
      @craigjones667 2 роки тому +11

      Man that was like a left hook from 20 year old tyson right to the jaw..

    • @ronlee6590
      @ronlee6590 2 роки тому +8

      Nothing at that roast, including Gilbert Gottfried's crucifixion of Carrie Fisher, (how can ya'll overlook Affleck) comes close to when Gilbert disemboweled Robin Quivers.
      Missing Greg Giraldo.

  • @THEMUDBUSTERS4
    @THEMUDBUSTERS4 11 місяців тому +39

    I remember his first roast and I was like “who is this guy?” He’s clearly very well-known now and is a great example of nothing being off limits in comedy which is how it should be. I love that every time he does a roast they still act like we don’t know who he is.

  • @qzuentinwatts6607
    @qzuentinwatts6607 2 роки тому +1201

    How do you follow up a Ryan Dunn dying joke? A John Ritter Dying joke. Anthony is too pure for this world.

    • @TheRealDarrylStrawberry
      @TheRealDarrylStrawberry 2 роки тому +119

      He may have literally killed Carrie Fisher.

    • @sammobleyscottsdalerealtor6985
      @sammobleyscottsdalerealtor6985 2 роки тому +11

      @@TheRealDarrylStrawberry I was thinking the same thing.

    • @jasonarno9560
      @jasonarno9560 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheRealDarrylStrawberry lol what

    • @choosecarefully408
      @choosecarefully408 2 роки тому +49

      I keep wondering why his career didn't soar. Then it hits me. He came up right when cancel culture & PC language got out of hand.
      What has he got if he can't be mean?

    • @vibecat4899
      @vibecat4899 2 роки тому +8

      Choose Carefully - it’s a genre: Insult Comedy. why are you watching any part of a roast if you hate the entire genre?

  • @mageofthestorm1
    @mageofthestorm1 2 роки тому +54

    I mean it's a roast, but God damn this guy puts daggers in hearts. He lightened up with Rosanne. The rest got slaughtered.

  • @BlackBarney
    @BlackBarney 2 роки тому +1027

    the unedited version is awesome. You can feel the uneasiness which makes all the jokes so much better.

    • @countof3everybodyOD
      @countof3everybodyOD 2 роки тому +15

      Would be ten times better if he didn’t cuck for Amy Schumer

    • @BennHaze
      @BennHaze 2 роки тому +10

      Where can I see that?

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 роки тому +5

      I'm old fashioned, I'd have made the jokes much better by writing better jokes.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 роки тому +6

      It’s terrible and not funny at all.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 роки тому +3

      @Seymour Kitty I agree. He is terrible.

  • @chasedavis3367
    @chasedavis3367 2 роки тому +310

    Rest easy Gilbert! You were a true legend! ❤️

    • @chargerfan2
      @chargerfan2 Рік тому +12

      Gilbert should have been arrested after that roast, for absolutely murdering Roseanne. Such a loss.

    • @kyledavidson8712
      @kyledavidson8712 Рік тому +4

      LEGEND!

    • @Kr0N05
      @Kr0N05 2 місяці тому

      Yup, "Everybody forgets about the tail!"

    • @rhovey1059
      @rhovey1059 11 днів тому

      And Greg Giraldo

  • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
    @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 2 роки тому +187

    No one stings like Jeselnik. He’s so brilliant crazy and fearless.

    • @DannyP-dm1pw
      @DannyP-dm1pw 11 місяців тому +4

      Greg Giraldo

    • @jamesgreensmith6469
      @jamesgreensmith6469 11 місяців тому +1

      Greg Geraldo is the roast king. Him telling Jeff Foxworthy that he looks like Magnum PI with AIDS still makes me laugh

  • @nickbyrd1027
    @nickbyrd1027 2 роки тому +115

    That gastric bypass joke was so much better than the reaction it got 😂

    • @medicaded698
      @medicaded698 8 місяців тому +1

      It got a round of applause..

    • @michaeldonoghue9015
      @michaeldonoghue9015 8 місяців тому +2

      @@medicaded698Cheesecake Factory joke was killer too

  • @BestNewsClips
    @BestNewsClips Рік тому +62

    Extremely underrated comedian. Dry sarcastic humor is what keeps us in our lane. You're never too rich & famous to be mad fun of mercilessly 😊

    • @thebendu33
      @thebendu33 7 місяців тому +2

      Well, he has 2 Netflix specials, I wouldn't call him underrated.

  • @kactusjaxson2965
    @kactusjaxson2965 2 роки тому +122

    "every episode I've seen is like watching a 3rd tower collapse" 💀

    • @marklewen9384
      @marklewen9384 6 місяців тому +10

      3 towers DID collapse .

    • @degenerate82
      @degenerate82 5 місяців тому +2

      @@marklewen9384 lol was looking for this comment, unbelievable that this isn't common knowledge

    • @danerook
      @danerook 5 місяців тому

      ​@@degenerate82It is common knowledge

    • @user-px9gy6pu2y
      @user-px9gy6pu2y 3 місяці тому

      tower 1,2, 7

    • @thedrzoidberg4559
      @thedrzoidberg4559 3 місяці тому

      Jesus Christ you morons BUILDING 7 wasn't a tower.

  • @wparke1
    @wparke1 Рік тому +52

    I love how every comedian on the panel was laughing and everyone else acted offended

  • @emmanuelmedina5535
    @emmanuelmedina5535 2 роки тому +206

    As a fan of Whose Line, that "uppity slave" line had me dying. 😂🤣
    Roseanne was a good sport though. Love her laugh.

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 роки тому +3

      Wayne Brady was the meanest person is this clip. What he was doing to Jeselnik was trying to cut him off at the knees after and shake him so he’d misdeliver his next joke. Wayne seems like a cool guy, but to do this at roast is bad form.

    • @htime9119
      @htime9119 2 роки тому +4

      @@TheChupacabra What?

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 роки тому +12

      @@htime9119 at 4:30. “That was good, that was good, that was good right,” said with sarcasm. It’s the comedian version of yelling “NOT FUNNY!” Just kind of a b*^+# move

    • @Stooole85
      @Stooole85 2 роки тому +3

      @@TheChupacabra Man ,he is sincere. You obviously don't know how to read faces.

    • @TheChupacabra
      @TheChupacabra 2 роки тому +2

      @@Stooole85 Wayne knows how to “Yes And” someone and how to F with them. That was the later

  • @BoomerG21
    @BoomerG21 Рік тому +67

    I love how uncomfortable this crowd is. Dude is a legend.

  • @brandonnewby178
    @brandonnewby178 2 роки тому +86

    I just love watching Jeselnik and wondering how many people know his style, and how many people don't.

    • @tonyhughes110
      @tonyhughes110 2 роки тому +3

      He said on his special "Thoughts And Prayers" that he believes he's one of the best comedians of all time, and I don't disagree with him.

  • @kyleterry7671
    @kyleterry7671 2 роки тому +24

    The way he delivers his jokes the calmness and just the cockiness is so damn appealing... One of the most underrated comics out there

  • @larrytowe6672
    @larrytowe6672 2 роки тому +751

    Anthony's comedy is absolutely brutal, you actually feel guilty at times for listening to this guy LOL.

    • @alabarjhoni9742
      @alabarjhoni9742 2 роки тому +3

      if you're a wimp maybe. these jokes are so weak. oooh he said something inappropriate...how edgy lol. i thought i'd give this guy a chance. it is awful. anyone could come up with these things. an uncle raped you. towers falling. that's all you got?

    • @cuivre2004
      @cuivre2004 2 роки тому +16

      @@alabarjhoni9742 Give us one of your "edgy jokes", Alabar.

    • @careful...Icarus
      @careful...Icarus 2 роки тому +18

      Its his cadence and slightly removed demeanor that elevate the material. Very surgical in his strikes.

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 2 роки тому

      @@alabarjhoni9742 same comment, again. Your fake name is as dumb as your comment.

    • @rCali-zm2es
      @rCali-zm2es 2 роки тому +5

      @@alabarjhoni9742 yea I was waiting to laugh and his delivery is trash too, I was waiting for it to get better but he kept the same momentum and energy.
      The gastric bypass joke was pretty decent than that dry thank you at the end was just icing on the crap cake he assembled. This was recommended gave it a shot now, I know not to click on his vids from now on.

  • @pwcho50
    @pwcho50 2 роки тому +229

    Big ups to Roseanne. She knows how to take a joke and is a great sport about it. She is a comedy legend. Anthony is a class act. Great roast!

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 роки тому +1

      She talks the talk
      She gotta walk that walk.

    • @mismissy
      @mismissy 2 роки тому +4

      She is a joke. Might as well laugh at it

    • @glennduke5853
      @glennduke5853 2 роки тому +2

      @@mismissy Roseanne can do it though! I am a fan.

    • @joshythehand2960
      @joshythehand2960 2 роки тому

      @@mismissy a joke.. you mean one of the most successful, self made , women in history? Funny how libs forget her show actually had the first lesbian kiss in tv, 2 gay weddings, their best friends were black.. and please look up the congresswoman she was reffering to. That chick 100% looks like zira from planet of the apes. And fyi.. the apes in planet of the apes represent white people.

    • @ericryanyawl9401
      @ericryanyawl9401 Рік тому +1

      She.Is.Insane.

  • @corporalclegg914
    @corporalclegg914 2 роки тому +104

    5:20 - he got the trademark ‘Roseanne’ laugh out of her before he was done with the punchline. she knew where he was going & was already there. best joke

  • @modest_mind2526
    @modest_mind2526 2 роки тому +22

    Roasanne is such a hardcore comic, she laughed genuinely to every joke at her expense.

    • @Wraithlen
      @Wraithlen 3 місяці тому

      Well she probably didn't understand most of them.

  • @LarryNewman69
    @LarryNewman69 2 роки тому +331

    Not a huge fan of Roseanne however I love when people can laugh at people making fun of them. Made her seem much more likable!

    • @justinjc1939
      @justinjc1939 2 роки тому +25

      She's a comedian before anything else. She has to have a good sense of humor :)

    • @LarryNewman69
      @LarryNewman69 2 роки тому +10

      @@justinjc1939 you're right. I just found her self laughter to be awesome.

    • @Shifty1940
      @Shifty1940 2 роки тому +8

      Roseanne is awesome. Probably the richest sitcom up until that point with depth of characters, setting and adherence to continuity. I don’t know how much she had a hand in that but almost certainly hired the right people that could.

    • @CalmDownJack
      @CalmDownJack 2 роки тому +3

      she rocks. why even specify that ur not a huge fan of her who cares

    • @topcover7390
      @topcover7390 2 роки тому

      Yeah agree on all points.

  • @truthhurts3524
    @truthhurts3524 2 роки тому +51

    Something about Roseannes laugh makes me laugh, I know she’s been “canceled” or whatever the hell they call it now, but I still enjoy watching old Roseannes episodes.

  • @jonathancarpenter399
    @jonathancarpenter399 2 роки тому +53

    This is great. No cuts..you can hear how he destroys and it'd awkward

  • @justinmarlow9680
    @justinmarlow9680 2 роки тому +84

    Anthony brings awareness to horrible issues while making things funny, while also not normalizing said horrible issues, that’s comedic genius

    • @UberKrispy
      @UberKrispy Рік тому +5

      to you, a Subway sandwich artist is a Genius.

  • @zacharyevans948
    @zacharyevans948 2 роки тому +57

    The egg joke sounds like something Norm would write

  • @itisijeeemus4036
    @itisijeeemus4036 2 роки тому +24

    Good lord how did I ever miss this. Thank you so much for posting this. He’s a national treasure.

  • @Canttouchthis04
    @Canttouchthis04 2 роки тому +191

    Anthony is one of the funniest comics of our time, it's a shame he hasn't gotten the recognition he deserves. His delivery and cadence are top notch.

    • @garryleavy2028
      @garryleavy2028 Рік тому +11

      Correct. He'll never be main stream because he's too funny and edgy. The PC crowd would be out with their cancel card in not iem...

    • @PatrikNilsson1
      @PatrikNilsson1 Рік тому +9

      What?! He's extremely well known an successful, what are you talking about?

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Рік тому +1

      He's had three Netflix specials. I hope he doesn't get that big. He will be stuck in some unfunny shitcom like Tim Allen.

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Рік тому +1

      Gottfried:(

    • @CaptainSpalding72
      @CaptainSpalding72 Рік тому +1

      Slams Amy Schumer... legend

  • @neuvatierra4324
    @neuvatierra4324 2 роки тому +64

    The Wayne Brady joke straight brutally funny and true.

  • @SilentBob731
    @SilentBob731 2 роки тому +25

    Jeselnik is one of the best comedians working today, and perfect for roasts.

  • @neuvocastezero1838
    @neuvocastezero1838 Рік тому +13

    Everyone gets nervous when Anthony takes the stand at a roast. And rightfully so.

  • @faczia
    @faczia 2 роки тому +74

    I luv him because many of his zingers have a built-in delayed reaction . . .

  • @akeffo
    @akeffo Рік тому +14

    Anthony is the bomb. I’ve seen him twice and never disappoints.

    • @outerlimit1999
      @outerlimit1999 Рік тому

      Missed opportunity to say "Anthony is the bomb. I've seen him kill twice." 😜

  • @MedroffYT
    @MedroffYT 2 роки тому +616

    “I got death threats last year” funniest off the cuff thing she’s said anywhere ever.

    • @thisismagacountry1318
      @thisismagacountry1318 2 роки тому +93

      That she didn't steal

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 2 роки тому +15

      can you explain it to me? I dont know who ryan dunn is or the relationship to Amy

    • @tylerb7964
      @tylerb7964 2 роки тому +96

      @@Augfordpdoggie Ryan Dunn was a member of the Jackass cast that died back in 2011. Amy Schumer and Steve-O were both on the Roast of Charlie Sheen shortly after Dunn’s death and Schumer made a joke about it and Steve-O was visibly upset. She received a lot of backlash and death threats from the general public for the joke because Ryan Dunn was a beloved Jackass member

    • @tylerb7964
      @tylerb7964 2 роки тому +65

      @@Augfordpdoggie Anthony Jeselnick was dating Schumer and I guess this was his attempt at standing up for her. Didn’t really go over well because she was already unlikeable with or without the joke she made

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 2 роки тому +10

      @@tylerb7964 ok I appreciate it

  • @jergervasi3331
    @jergervasi3331 2 роки тому +24

    If you don’t make at least half the audience groan or gasp, you aren’t roasting properly. Anthony slays.

  • @Eric-ro8bw
    @Eric-ro8bw 2 роки тому +32

    Rosanne's laugh is the best thing ever.

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 2 роки тому +12

    Jeselnik is a class act. His one liners are crafted with the same skill and deadliness of a ninja's poison tipped dart.

  • @930tomp
    @930tomp 2 роки тому +132

    Not his best work, but the Cheesecake Factory joke killed.

    • @EndreyMusic
      @EndreyMusic 2 роки тому +3

      Exactly what i was thinking too

    • @Dave_Dot_Executable
      @Dave_Dot_Executable 2 роки тому +4

      Personally I woulda gone with "Tom Arnold, John Goodman, and The Burger King."

  • @christiandelozier109
    @christiandelozier109 2 роки тому +30

    Y'all gotta realize that the type of humor Gilbert Gottfried was made famous by.

  • @purpleheartsofficial
    @purpleheartsofficial 2 роки тому +212

    i love how you hear amy in the background say "i got death threats last year" hahahaha

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 2 роки тому +30

      The stupid bimbo felt so sorry for herself lmmfao.

    • @kingdingaling413
      @kingdingaling413 2 роки тому +10

      @@chilliecheesecake I mean it was a fucking joke

    • @tas4u93
      @tas4u93 2 роки тому +83

      The best part is how he keeps going without even acknowledging her

    • @BrandonHeat243
      @BrandonHeat243 2 роки тому +13

      @@tas4u93 I think she was literally his girlfriend when they were filming this.

    • @angrydalailama6089
      @angrydalailama6089 2 роки тому +17

      @@BrandonHeat243 nah, I think they were already split. She looked pissed at him from jump.

  • @Boygonebad
    @Boygonebad 2 роки тому +32

    Gilbert laughing at all the jokes is the best RIP

    • @einundsiebenziger5488
      @einundsiebenziger5488 Рік тому

      ... the best RIP? Or do you perhaps mean "... the best.* R.I.P." Punctuation does matter.

    • @Boygonebad
      @Boygonebad Рік тому +1

      @@einundsiebenziger5488 shut up dork

  • @jedinxf7
    @jedinxf7 2 роки тому +254

    not his best but still savage. the gastric bypass joke was fucking hilarious

    • @toddp.5185
      @toddp.5185 2 роки тому +7

      Was thinking the same, not his best roast, but Anthony on an “off night” still kills. I feel like the vibe of the CC roasts changed when they sat everyone in this circle setting. It just seems weird. Put the roaster up front, guest of honor in the middle, and everyone else to the side.

    • @pasco1182
      @pasco1182 Рік тому +1

      i don’t get that joke what does beat it mean

    • @faw9148
      @faw9148 Рік тому

      @@pasco1182 that she's still not thin

    • @pasco1182
      @pasco1182 Рік тому

      @@faw9148 oh okay ty

  • @KingKook
    @KingKook 2 роки тому +170

    The thing about Jeselnik's jokes is they sound heartlessly vicious-even sociopathic-but their humor comes almost entirely from the shock and surprise of their clever, unexpected twist punchlines, and much less from their dark, nasty themes. It's his fun with the elegant, efficient structure of the joke that comes thru. 😀👹🤪

    • @STB_666
      @STB_666 2 роки тому +5

      Much like Hedberg ... paraprosdokian king. ❤️🤣

    • @Dustomatic
      @Dustomatic 2 роки тому +9

      Thanks for explaining humor to us, chief. 🙄

    • @KingKook
      @KingKook 2 роки тому

      @@Dustomatic The thing about your response is... 😂🤣😅😒

    • @twizaa
      @twizaa 2 роки тому +2

      either you're clever enough to make people laugh or you're not. but don't try to pass low hanging fruit shock punchlines off as being too genius for the room to understand. he is just not funny.

    • @KingKook
      @KingKook 2 роки тому

      It's so great being able to share our deepest hopes and desires in this very private personal way. 🤘😃

  • @roblund6919
    @roblund6919 2 роки тому +148

    His comedy is like re-activating old wounds.

    • @brohomo8795
      @brohomo8795 2 роки тому

      Dude true

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 роки тому

      He is the only comic around that is completely unpredictable. Even the jokes I have heard before catch me by surprise!

    • @willdenoble1898
      @willdenoble1898 2 роки тому +1

      How the fuck do you activate a wound?

    • @roblund6919
      @roblund6919 2 роки тому

      @@willdenoble1898 old wounds because they still haven't healed,thank you so much for your fascinating insight

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 роки тому +1

      @@willdenoble1898 what you got no inactive wounds? Lol, rip off the scab, activate, and go again!

  • @rafaelnycpr
    @rafaelnycpr Рік тому +6

    Jeselnik used to date Amy Schumer. His first line to her. "It's been awhile" has all kinds of meanings. Then he followed up with a brutal death joke.

  • @quasarleon4645
    @quasarleon4645 2 роки тому +122

    Katey Sagal is the definition of a classy woman imo .
    Married With Children still best sitcom in History .

  • @notme222
    @notme222 2 роки тому +8

    Every one of these lines is so brilliantly brutal I'm genuinely reeling.

  • @jessegonzales1788
    @jessegonzales1788 2 роки тому +33

    Wayne Brady took it like a champ!! Lol

  • @SaltyCado
    @SaltyCado 2 роки тому +6

    Amy thought nobody would ever bring up the Ryan Dunn joke again.. thank you Anthony for pinning it back to her🤣 made the crowd go silent

  • @realitycheck5383
    @realitycheck5383 2 роки тому +216

    you know what makes jeselnik happy? all of those moans when he makes his jokes. i mean, hes got huge balls to make those comments! also, he didnt want to do these roast anymore, so his way of sticking it to comedy central was make everyone uncomfortable. by the way.... he won.

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 роки тому +8

      I doubt very much he was happy w his performance here or how it went.

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 роки тому +4

      AJ is unpredictable. I like that. There are so few surprises in comedy now

    • @Tyan_Nahts
      @Tyan_Nahts 2 роки тому +1

      @@HockeyNationHD I don't think he change that much about it honestly. His average joke is usually harsher than what you hear during these things and most people aren't able to see the funny. He is not an everyone kind of comic and if not already a fan of his it's unlikely he will appeal to someone new, especially at a roast. He knows that and either way he gets paid the same.

    • @HockeyNationHD
      @HockeyNationHD 2 роки тому +3

      @@Tyan_Nahts I think he would change a lot about it. Like write much funnier jokes and deliver them better. I have liked Jeselnik elsewhere, this is a bad set.

    • @myaccountvideos
      @myaccountvideos 2 роки тому

      Luckily everyone knew what he was going to say before he said it.

  • @thedoggfather3567
    @thedoggfather3567 Рік тому +12

    The fact she’s laughing tells you she’s a good sport 😂

  • @simplenough
    @simplenough 2 роки тому +15

    We need all the unedited roasts

  • @lawman3966
    @lawman3966 Рік тому +26

    Jeselnik has extraordinary quality control. I can't recall him having one joke fail, or even get a lukewarm response. He just nails it every time. As hard as I try, I never know where he's going with the punchline.

    • @JeremiahLOsborne
      @JeremiahLOsborne Рік тому +6

      Did you watch the same video? 3/4 of his jokes were garbage. It's like, wow, look you're relative is dead. Everybody laugh.

    • @randyjohnson2373
      @randyjohnson2373 Рік тому

      @@JeremiahLOsborne lol watch it again, you probably a John Mulaney fan

    • @JeremiahLOsborne
      @JeremiahLOsborne Рік тому

      @@randyjohnson2373 why would I waste my time? I already wasted the first 6 minutes, there's no point in watching this guy beat a dead corpse over and over again.

  • @MikesOrganicVideos
    @MikesOrganicVideos 2 роки тому +19

    This guy is fearless. Yes some of the jokes made me cringe a little bit, but I still appreciated them.

  • @sertank735
    @sertank735 11 місяців тому +2

    Impeccable delivery and timing, and absolutely ruthless. He’s one of the best already but his star is still on the rise.

  • @michaelschneider-
    @michaelschneider- 2 роки тому +56

    +1.. Anthony Jeselnik is a true pro comedic storyteller. ..

  • @cmart3131
    @cmart3131 2 роки тому +29

    This guy is a comic genius. The Ryan Dunn joke was funny. People are too sensitive

    • @nominalize8162
      @nominalize8162 2 роки тому +6

      I think people just had no idea who he was

    • @philmedeiros2497
      @philmedeiros2497 2 роки тому

      It's a callback from another roast with a relatively unknown person who died. The audience didn't understand the joke.
      You're a dumbass if you think they were too sensitive to laugh at that, they literally laughed at the Ritter joke right after which was worse. Stop tryna complain about "sensitive" people that line gets used so much it's tiring.

    • @TJfromEarth
      @TJfromEarth 2 роки тому +4

      That was his “don’t forget what a piece of shit Amy Schumer is” moment and bless him for it

    • @cmart3131
      @cmart3131 2 роки тому

      I'm going to see him on 11-12 in CA. looking forward to it

  • @JorgesUsername
    @JorgesUsername 2 роки тому +33

    4:15
    "An uppity slave on Whose Line is it Anyways"
    Oh my fucking God that was good.

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 2 роки тому +3

      and then Wayne's strained facial expression trying to pretend he wasn't upset lol

    • @adamortega1
      @adamortega1 2 роки тому

      Can someone pls explain this joke

    • @chegadesuade
      @chegadesuade 2 роки тому

      @@adamortega1 The joke was about how black actors are sometimes best known for their role playing slaves. "Whose Line is it Anyway" is an improv comedy show where the host tells the comedians on stage what to do, and Wayne was one of those comedians for a while, hence "an uppity slave"

  • @germanjp9746
    @germanjp9746 Рік тому +16

    The fact that Wayne Brady genuinely seemed to hate his burn makes it all the funnier.

    • @TheBucketOfTruth
      @TheBucketOfTruth 5 місяців тому +1

      For me that was the least funny joke of the lot. I laughed the most about Gilbert having sex with his kids, though.

  • @bkr1895
    @bkr1895 2 роки тому +53

    That Cheesecake Factory joke was fantastic

  • @bakerslounge
    @bakerslounge 2 роки тому +30

    Seth Green being so close and face to face at the point of delivery of his own rape joke is way funnier than I thought it'd be.

  • @andrewmoe7078
    @andrewmoe7078 2 роки тому +6

    You can say whatever the hell you want to about a Roseanne. She is one of the best sports in the business.

  • @troyhubbard50
    @troyhubbard50 11 місяців тому +3

    Love how Katie Siegel was already laughing when he brings up 8 simple rules. It's like she knew what was coming

  • @nickgibson5498
    @nickgibson5498 2 роки тому +65

    Damn, that was cold blooded
    HE kind of Gabe Roseanne some softballs but, that 9/11 joke was good

  • @dekaOsiris
    @dekaOsiris Рік тому +3

    Rosanne is a champion and a legend. Love it how she was enjoying every little bit at her expense 😂

  • @macklemorganfreeman8488
    @macklemorganfreeman8488 2 роки тому +56

    Damn that Ryan Dunn joke was ruthless. He probably just died too.

    • @kfost55
      @kfost55 2 роки тому +23

      It was a call back to Amy's joke about Ryan dunn at the previous roast.
      While roasting Steve-O she said
      "You're friend Ryan dunn died earlier this year and I know you were thinking god why isn't me and I know we were all thinking God why wasn't it."

    • @randyjobst5335
      @randyjobst5335 2 роки тому +5

      I saw Daniel Tosh two days after Heath Ledger died. He opened the show by saying did you hear Batman killed the joker? They found a note that said 10 Things I Hate About Myself.

  • @punkbastid973
    @punkbastid973 2 роки тому +40

    Typical Jeselnik but Roseanne actually had me laughing at her reaction to the Cheesecake Factory joke. Good sport.
    Since this is post-Oscar slap...RIP, Comedy Roasts.

    • @AT-yj8gl
      @AT-yj8gl 2 роки тому

      I wanna see Chris Rock roast will smith while August fucks his wife

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments 2 роки тому +8

    Making Roseanne laugh meant to much to Anthony that he smiled.
    Lowest moment of his career.

  • @gregmelts
    @gregmelts 2 роки тому +128

    I laughed the hardest when Amy Schumer said “I got death threats last year.” 💀💀💀

    • @AimForTheBushes908
      @AimForTheBushes908 2 роки тому +37

      She just had to finish making it all about herrrr

    • @vanshipman
      @vanshipman 2 роки тому

      Amy Schumer makes Trevor Noah seem funny…That’s how much she sucks. Schumer is so bad she steals other great comics bits and still is awful.

    • @jordyjohn2275
      @jordyjohn2275 2 роки тому +21

      Too bad they were just threats

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 2 роки тому +11

      The worst part is there was no follow through.

    • @anwsommer
      @anwsommer 2 роки тому +1

      AS YOU SHOULD 😆

  • @zx6r_tribal
    @zx6r_tribal 2 роки тому +86

    The cheesecake gag really got her laughing 🤣

    • @NotSoLiberal
      @NotSoLiberal 2 роки тому +1

      I don’t get it. Can someone explain

    • @hudsonja
      @hudsonja 2 роки тому +4

      @@NotSoLiberal he was talking about men who made a lot of money from her. It's a joke about her being famously overweight for most of her career, implying she spent a lot of money eating out at The Cheesecake Factory

  • @Savagemister
    @Savagemister 3 місяці тому +1

    At the beginning, Jane Lynch saying "pretend like you recognize him", then Anthony's act said "oh, you'll know me after tonight"

  • @kendrickmaeldun
    @kendrickmaeldun 2 роки тому +15

    Pretty sure this is the moment when Amy Schumer started thinking she was a big deal. My how those 15 minutes went by quickly.

    • @tonyjackson4078
      @tonyjackson4078 2 роки тому +1

      I mean she did maintain the pretty big part weight wise.

    • @tonyjackson4078
      @tonyjackson4078 2 роки тому

      @Jay I don't care about Ryan Dunn. I'm just saying Schumer stayed fat after popping a kid out.

  • @careful...Icarus
    @careful...Icarus 2 роки тому +2

    He smiths an outstanding sword of the truest steel then slides it in slowly,sometimes only halfway so you can marvel at its construction for a moment,then in it goes. Perfection.

  • @LoinclothRising
    @LoinclothRising 2 роки тому +49

    Anthony wasn’t at his best here. He killed the other roasts better.

    • @fercho2040
      @fercho2040 2 роки тому +6

      I was thinking the same. First, I think this was an estrogen-fuelled iteration of the CC Roast, so Anthony was not a good fit (the other men there are less on the intimidating side of masculinity, less aggressive).
      Second, even his sharpest material makes sense and this felt like senseless jabs. I agree with the other dude here who said that he went too far on purpose to never get called again.

    • @papigringo5692
      @papigringo5692 2 роки тому +2

      Agreed. Seems phoned in, with the exception of just a couple good ones.

    • @rickytr3y
      @rickytr3y 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah this really disappointed me

    • @fercho2040
      @fercho2040 2 роки тому +6

      I disagree with your opinion regarding his performance at Charlie Sheen's roast. I think it was great and spot on. Even made Patrice O'Neal laugh and clap to him.
      "My god, you're fat. You look like you deep-fry your fingers before you bite your nails."

    • @bobbybaklava9605
      @bobbybaklava9605 2 роки тому +2

      It looked like a majority of the cast was actors and not comedians so maybe he didn't feel like he needed to shit on all of them as much as his fellow colleagues

  • @DesertDawg-oq5fg
    @DesertDawg-oq5fg Рік тому +3

    2:20 your ex-boyfriend, making a joke about the incident that made people hate you before you even became super famous followed by “ I got death threats last year” is just beautiful, especially coming from Amy Schumer

  • @aaronburratwood.6957
    @aaronburratwood.6957 2 роки тому +11

    I laughed so hard I hurt myself. It’s comedy and it’s all in jest, I hope offensive comedy isn’t gone forever.

  • @davidrodriguez3279
    @davidrodriguez3279 2 роки тому +39

    You can't help but love how Roseanne laughs at his hard-core stand up. Yes, he is rude and for some, unbearable. He's a comedian. Let's listen and appreciate the freedoms we still have in this great country of ours.

  • @RiskyFishness
    @RiskyFishness 2 роки тому +4

    I really hope she decides to come back out. She’s amazing

  • @shilohstore6086
    @shilohstore6086 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for all the funny Gilbert

  • @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd
    @MatiasGeraldoThe2nd 2 роки тому +8

    Wayne Brady was trying to act cool but was so bothered.

    • @dreamquesttv
      @dreamquesttv 2 роки тому +1

      He's still mad about Paul Mooney 😂😂😂😂

  • @dougsanders7291
    @dougsanders7291 Рік тому +1

    My god that has to be the most hardcore 10 mins of comedy ever. Friggin great

  • @GalinDray
    @GalinDray 2 роки тому +12

    They really did a school shooting episode of Glee and it was as bad as the rest of Glee.

  • @darrensiegel6651
    @darrensiegel6651 7 місяців тому +1

    Jeselnik is an absolute assassin on many of these roasts. Brutal. Love it.

  • @Mrpublicimagelimited
    @Mrpublicimagelimited 2 роки тому +7

    I enjoy watching the Prince of Darkness work

  • @juhaj.5616
    @juhaj.5616 2 роки тому +9

    Anthony Jeselnik is heart-warming. What a guy. Smooth delivery, great jokes. Maybe in real life he is a monster, who knows, but propably he is not. Thanks for the video,

    • @omarmukhtar116
      @omarmukhtar116 Рік тому

      His delivery is like a medieval waiter, hello can I be of some assistance? RIP Patrice O’ Neal

    • @TheSanctionextremis
      @TheSanctionextremis 11 місяців тому

      His standup is his persona. On real life he's a very nice approachable person, based on what I've seen.

  • @TontoEpstein
    @TontoEpstein 2 роки тому +7

    Holy cow, Batman! Katey Sagal already had large chest implants for many years, but I wasn't aware that she'd since had the original replacements replaced. This second replacement is...well, it reminds me that spring is coming and I need to inflate my tires.

  • @randylahey345
    @randylahey345 9 місяців тому +1

    "Carrie Fisher, you seem like you're right about to fucking snap." That is the best line to use on an unhinged person before you roast them about parental abuse.

  • @MrMerseyblue
    @MrMerseyblue 2 роки тому +5

    My word, his jokes are both brilliant and very uncomfortable. He's awesome.

  • @hetzer7366
    @hetzer7366 2 роки тому +1

    I'm a pretty big Anthony Jeselnik fan but this felt like he wrote it in the back of the cab on the way over to the theater

  • @TaskForceB
    @TaskForceB 2 роки тому +4

    1:47 Gilbert loved that joke. That’s his type of humor.

  • @reanna2024
    @reanna2024 3 місяці тому

    Ill always love Rosanne. She's a great comic and is a true trailblazer from the 80's. Thanks for all the laughs.

  • @Citykitty23
    @Citykitty23 2 роки тому +5

    He’s actually the nicest guy ever.
    I was SHOCKED. I also pretended I had no idea who he was but I knew the whole damn time

    • @jefolson6989
      @jefolson6989 2 роки тому +3

      He says it's a character he invented to deliver his jokes. Like Dice Clay. People who confuse his act with who he is just don't get him.

  • @xyziggy420
    @xyziggy420 Рік тому +2

    her laughing at him is soo Cute, Glad she enjoyed him : )

  • @TheRealist1.
    @TheRealist1. 2 роки тому +3

    This dude is a monster, and one of my favorites.

  • @RiverCatAdventures
    @RiverCatAdventures Рік тому +1

    That Ryan dun joke was top tier comedy.. should have gotten more of a reaction that’s classic Anthony right there boys