Ranking Spy Weapons By Increasingly Dumb Criteria

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  • Опубліковано 30 гру 2024

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  • @nicholasgainous839
    @nicholasgainous839 4 місяці тому +357

    "When anything comes within my vicinity I start choking on it"

  • @ChaoticNeutralCat
    @ChaoticNeutralCat 4 місяці тому +132

    3:47 "I'm not mentally ill, I don't know gun terminology" says man currently ranking weapons by how much he'd like to eat them

  • @Le_Spy
    @Le_Spy 4 місяці тому +230

    Scout and Scout's Mum are really my favorite words in the French language

    • @7koboldsinatrenchcoat
      @7koboldsinatrenchcoat 4 місяці тому +14

      wait the spy from team fortress two? you became real?

    • @walu63
      @walu63 4 місяці тому +28

      @@7koboldsinatrenchcoathe’s always been real, he’s just been cloaked

    • @k90v85
      @k90v85 4 місяці тому

      ​@@walu63cloak and dagger spy on 2fort

    • @PeaNUTFERRET
      @PeaNUTFERRET 4 місяці тому +4

      @@walu63 r/oddlyterrifying

    • @karmec7561
      @karmec7561 4 місяці тому +2

      what dafuq is spy tf2 doin' here?

  • @Bupboy
    @Bupboy 4 місяці тому +62

    1:40 "i dont really wanna eat rubber
    In the same video: "pocket watch looks like a cookie :D"

  • @buttercogindustries
    @buttercogindustries 4 місяці тому +49

    "spy would hate big earner because its a broken switch blade that cant retract and is hard to conceal"
    *the your eternal reward, a literal fucking dagger:*

    • @Nemzal
      @Nemzal 4 місяці тому +7

      The Reward has class and style on its side - it's an expensive luxury, very his style.

  • @Nemzal
    @Nemzal 4 місяці тому +104

    I see potential here...
    Ranking Heavy's weapons by how much you'd want to sleep with them.
    Engie weapons by how useful they would be for preparing a large family meal.
    Scout's weapons based on how well they can attract women...

    • @daniiii888
      @daniiii888 4 місяці тому +22

      _Me walking around with the Holy Mackerel:_
      Ladies, one at a time please.

    • @cloudynguyen6527
      @cloudynguyen6527 4 місяці тому +8

      @@daniiii888 Me with the Sandman: "Okay, who loves my ball? I love my balls ^-^"

    • @dragonhuntress8683
      @dragonhuntress8683 4 місяці тому +7

      Every single scout weapon goes in f tier

    • @aidanscharine3814
      @aidanscharine3814 4 місяці тому +10

      the brass beast would treat me right

    • @participatoroftomfoolery
      @participatoroftomfoolery 4 місяці тому +2

      demo weapons based on how easy they are to operate while drunk

  • @snekyash
    @snekyash 4 місяці тому +10

    3:47 - "I'm not mentally ill"
    > is ranking tf2 weapons based on how tasty they look

  • @GabinGames77
    @GabinGames77 4 місяці тому +37

    The spycicle could be one of the best in a zombie apocalypse because it is a clean water source every 15 seconds and it taste good

  • @sajmon2771
    @sajmon2771 4 місяці тому +79

    Fun fact: Big Earner in polish is named "Gruba Ryba" which literally means "fat fish".

    • @sajmon2771
      @sajmon2771 4 місяці тому +15

      (Its slang for a VIP)

    • @smoldog6013
      @smoldog6013 4 місяці тому +11

      heavy is also just gruby, which (according to my boyfriend) just means fat

    • @sajmon2771
      @sajmon2771 4 місяці тому +5

      ​@@smoldog6013mostly yes, but it can also mean girthy or thick

    • @smoldog6013
      @smoldog6013 4 місяці тому +4

      @@sajmon2771 that's so much worse dude

    • @sajmon2771
      @sajmon2771 4 місяці тому +3

      @@smoldog6013 is it?

  • @gamerdudemanguy
    @gamerdudemanguy 4 місяці тому +34

    you forgot to mention the slice of cheese thats in the bottom half of the dead ringer

  • @kayoh9364
    @kayoh9364 4 місяці тому +18

    Big Earner actually gets its boost on any kill, not just backstabs! You can go for ambassador-butterknife combos.

  • @k90v85
    @k90v85 4 місяці тому +26

    "im not mentally ill i dont know gun terminology"

    • @paevepailbrack6899
      @paevepailbrack6899 4 місяці тому +9

      "I'm not mentally ill"
      *is making a video about how it would feel to put guns in your mouth*

  • @1vite
    @1vite 4 місяці тому +46

    "the ambassador has got a nice snoot"
    treating weapons like animals, are we? haha

    • @Soupnator
      @Soupnator 4 місяці тому +5

      to be fair, if you had a real ambassador, wouldnt you treat it as if its your puppy? i would

    • @jakubpociecha8819
      @jakubpociecha8819 4 місяці тому +2

      Well, if Heavy can treat his guns like real people then I can't see why not

  • @HeavyFortresss
    @HeavyFortresss 4 місяці тому +9

    please do one of these vids for each class, this was very informative and have made me reconsider my playstyles and how i approach the game on a fundamental level

  • @AJHaydenTV
    @AJHaydenTV 4 місяці тому +1

    Kids, leave the nice british man alone. He's used to eternal morning fog and cold rain.

  • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
    @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 4 місяці тому +1

    Calling a pistol "bite-sized" is something I'd expect to hear as a one-off joke in one of the joke reviews of a game when a character commits sui side.

  • @Cathrinite
    @Cathrinite 4 місяці тому +57

    Next you should eat all of Demo's melees

  • @garynumber22
    @garynumber22 4 місяці тому +10

    So the tastiest spy load out would be the Spyicle, dead ringer, ambassador in stock sapper.

    • @blacklight683
      @blacklight683 4 місяці тому +1

      IN stock sapper? I guess it would be like a bowl

    • @garynumber22
      @garynumber22 4 місяці тому

      @@blacklight683 Dame autocorrect. It was supposed to be "and" not "in".

  • @doozy5184
    @doozy5184 4 місяці тому +6

    Lon'q forcing me to imagine what eating non-edible weapons made of metal, wood, and leather was not what I expected when I woke up today.

  • @epicgamerzfail4575
    @epicgamerzfail4575 4 місяці тому +1

    11:37 actually the big earners speed boost is on kill, not just a backstab. So in that case it'd be great in a zombie apocalypse

  • @t-rex9809
    @t-rex9809 4 місяці тому +6

    Eating a dead ringer would be pretty time consuming

  • @LinteirSomeZebra
    @LinteirSomeZebra 4 місяці тому

    About sappers in zombie apocalypse:
    You can't sap zombies (unless they are somehow mechanized) but I always thought about these scenarios like: Spy probably could hack terminals to enter bunkers, special infrastructure, access to crucial data which all can be lifesaving maybe even more than regular weapons.

  • @Marc-Australia
    @Marc-Australia 4 місяці тому +4

    you should rank pyro's weapons by:
    1 - how much they would be useful for cooking breakfast
    2 - how much a canadian would find them helpful
    3 - how feminine it makes pyro look like

  • @TheTrueSignpost
    @TheTrueSignpost 4 місяці тому +1

    The cloak and dagger is in part leather making it actually eatable.

  • @Nerdtendo6366
    @Nerdtendo6366 4 місяці тому +21

    He’s embracing the Garden Warfare hype

    • @damgaronfire
      @damgaronfire 4 місяці тому +3

      What's happening with gw ? I've been out of the loop for a while

    • @fusionsub
      @fusionsub 4 місяці тому +2

      There's garden warfare hype?

    • @michaeljonathan9715
      @michaeljonathan9715 4 місяці тому

      Probably dead because EA's trademark microtransactions and the popcap now also greedy so you have less content (eg. Skins that you normally get a dozen then is now 1 per hours of gameplay) for higher price, espcially battle for neighborville.

    • @Long_Patrol
      @Long_Patrol 4 місяці тому

      @@fusionsubno, they discontinued the last game 😢(it deserved it (which is also sad))

  • @thejustlexa
    @thejustlexa 4 місяці тому +1

    For the zombie apocalypse segment, i would like to remind you of the fact that the spycicle will regenerate after destruction MEANING you can eat it and then it would simply respawn after some time meaning it would be INFINITE WATER
    most definitely does NOT deserve butters tear, at the very least aigt but personally id say its class

  • @mrred6969
    @mrred6969 Місяць тому +1

    Eating ice is not a race thing, i eat ice (im black) my friends eat ice, my dog eats ice, even The High Mobility Multipurpose Wheeled Vehicle, HMMWV; colloquial: Humvee, *eats ice*. 0:33

  • @FreakyHimmel
    @FreakyHimmel 4 місяці тому +2

    0:42 british hot means above 20 degrees

    • @Lonqudor
      @Lonqudor  4 місяці тому +1

      To be fair though, that is hot

    • @FreakyHimmel
      @FreakyHimmel 4 місяці тому

      @@Lonqudor LMAOOO

    • @FreakyHimmel
      @FreakyHimmel 4 місяці тому

      @@Lonqudor idk if you're joking but I'm gonna assume you are, but incase not 20-25 degrees in Aus is really nice, could just be humidity for you cuz I know it apparently rains a lot over there

  • @nonexistantt
    @nonexistantt 4 місяці тому +1

    the letranger looks like it would taste like white chocolate, id eat it

  • @VroomNDoom2602
    @VroomNDoom2602 4 місяці тому +1

    Red tape recorder would be "Rarement" because it's funny to watch buildings unbuild.

  • @LilPolemistisXL
    @LilPolemistisXL 4 місяці тому +3

    new criteria: HOW MUCH BLOOD ON/IN THE ITEM
    ("vampire banquet" on top and "completely clean" on bottom)

  • @GegiTheGod
    @GegiTheGod 4 місяці тому +3

    Actually, with ultra low textures, DR looks like cheese, and who doesn't love cheese!?

    • @kaschey6145
      @kaschey6145 4 місяці тому +1

      *Lactose intolerance enters the chat*

  • @Penut_bader
    @Penut_bader 4 місяці тому +1

    i think turning them into ice would be a good recorce to survive by

  • @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766
    @ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 4 місяці тому +1

    Bug earner is definitely balanced flavour

  • @superkamiguru1324
    @superkamiguru1324 4 місяці тому +4

    if the spycicle turns the zombies into pure water statues then it should be top tier because it gives you an unlimited water supply (assuming the knife doesnt just melt)

  • @voltbolt2316
    @voltbolt2316 4 місяці тому

    Why are all your takes so goddamn accurate
    Like the YER being lasagna, when I heard i automatically went “yea I’ve thought about that before”

  • @ketchup901
    @ketchup901 4 місяці тому +1

    "Japanese food isn't very salty" u wot m8? They consume more salt than all western countries

  • @lilchris9cmb
    @lilchris9cmb 4 місяці тому +2

    Happy to see you love GW2. I always try and encourage some TF2 players to give it a try, because the series was partially inspired by TF2.
    If you want, I'd love to see videos of Garden Warfare.

  • @random9487
    @random9487 4 місяці тому +2

    the diamondback needs to be in a lower tier for the zombie apocalypse list, it looks like it uses some kind of futuristic ammo which would probably be incredibly rare in a zombie apocalypse so it would be basically useless.

  • @edoardocaccia6226
    @edoardocaccia6226 4 місяці тому +1

    The Dead Ringer is what you would call a "cipollotto" in italian, which is the kind of watch but also literally means "little onion", so it's easy S tier but fortunately it's not far off

  • @Awesomeness-iz3dh
    @Awesomeness-iz3dh 4 місяці тому +1

    The Spy-cicle should be higher than the stock knife on the zombie apocalypse tier list. No downside, and in the rare instance you deal with fire (say if you set a massive trap with gasoline and wait for them to approach) it could easily save your life and let you get out unscathed.

  • @JackieTrippsTheMemeLord
    @JackieTrippsTheMemeLord 4 місяці тому

    This is what 7 years of not having updates does to a Mann.

  • @hoopdedo274
    @hoopdedo274 4 місяці тому

    I totally agree with you on the ambassador the nice subtle woodyness from the stock of the gun too the nice and simple shape of the barrel making it almost chocolate shaped it think it would be quite nice overall

  • @TheKoriKasai
    @TheKoriKasai 4 місяці тому +1

    The sapper looks like a frozen dinner. It'll fill you well enough but not appetizing nor healthy

  • @Chronos-667
    @Chronos-667 4 місяці тому

    the deadringer reminds me of those chocolate coins

  • @gerosh
    @gerosh 4 місяці тому

    I really agree with the zombie apocalypses ranking of the cloak and dagger, it let's you sleep without worries of being jumped by zombies in night.

  • @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222
    @bsheepdestroyermakesstuff7222 4 місяці тому +1

    LMAO Lon'qudor thinks people use the diamondback for crits on sapping

  • @dominikkorbely5809
    @dominikkorbely5809 4 місяці тому

    i love how you said the dead ringer would be agonizing to eat and then put it in pretty yummy

  • @cheaperying5672
    @cheaperying5672 4 місяці тому +1

    A British ranking how tasty knifes are is the most British thing i have ever see

  • @Scratchy__The_cat
    @Scratchy__The_cat 4 місяці тому

    7:50 ok I would argue spy would like to use the red tape because of how classy it is

  • @CaifithePulsar
    @CaifithePulsar 4 місяці тому +1

    wait, when did you take my cream corned revolver? (mine only has 39 more kills ;-;)

  • @Zebberz1031
    @Zebberz1031 4 місяці тому +1

    well you see, the amby handle is cherry red, and the accent is yellow, and bananas with cherries are amazing, so amby is at least pretty yummy

  • @subg9165
    @subg9165 4 місяці тому

    i'd argue the red tape recorder could be a little useful in a zombie apocalypse, it makes a lot of sound and takes a while to finish sapping so if you just sap some random piece of machinery it'd draw zombies towards it, then you can just run away, zombie-free

  • @Vynalith
    @Vynalith 4 місяці тому

    Nah see I'd put the big earner in at least pretty yummy tier. It's a switchblade so it's basically a sharp push-pop! Even has a bit of blood, which is pretty much sauce, and that small bit of cloth to wipe your mouth with after eating. Very handy!

    • @Okjsjdjsjss
      @Okjsjdjsjss 4 місяці тому

      Why would you want sauce on a push pop

    • @Vynalith
      @Vynalith 4 місяці тому

      @@Okjsjdjsjss You ever had those ones that had that sour stuff you squeeze on em? Good stuff

    • @Okjsjdjsjss
      @Okjsjdjsjss 4 місяці тому

      @@Vynalith no I will take your word for it

  • @ArtistiqueMusic
    @ArtistiqueMusic 4 місяці тому +1

    Anything yellow is "lemon flavoured"

  • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
    @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 4 місяці тому +1

    I think you should rank all multi-class weapons next (mostly because you could put the ham in icky gross tier and that would be funny)
    oh also you forgot the reskins
    also the diamondback gives you crits for backstabs as well, so that might still make it more viable against the zombies

  • @aaronh4731
    @aaronh4731 4 місяці тому +2

    What’s ur favourite type of soup?

  • @cloudynguyen6527
    @cloudynguyen6527 4 місяці тому

    0:20 You can right click the word and choose "Add this to dictionary" so the built in spellchecker of the browser will understand it's a valid word

  • @Nano-Nova
    @Nano-Nova 4 місяці тому

    I think the Diamondback would actually be really good in a zombie apocolypse, as it gets crits for backstabs too- so, you could backstab a zombie with the Kunai to get a free crit, along with curing yourself, and then from ANY distance, without the fear of not hitting the head, just shoot any zombie, and they instantly die.

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 4 місяці тому +1

    Which knife would be the fastest to run if they had legs?

  • @Izayoink_Saccuy
    @Izayoink_Saccuy 4 місяці тому +1

    Now make a video 3d printing them in chocolate and eat them

  • @DangerGoose_0
    @DangerGoose_0 4 місяці тому

    I didn't really know what to expect with this video, but I'm not dissapointed👾

  • @majickman
    @majickman 4 місяці тому

    So now we know that the spy's tastiest loadout is amby, dead ringer, spycicle, and stock sapper

  • @Michal_is_michal
    @Michal_is_michal 4 місяці тому +1

    Errrmmm what abt the sharp dresser???

  • @d_camara
    @d_camara 4 місяці тому +1

    Very enjoyable video

  • @sirligma3369
    @sirligma3369 4 місяці тому

    "Cant believe they made metal taste exactly like human blood!"

  • @commenterthe3rd
    @commenterthe3rd 4 місяці тому

    9:50 I always wanted that game too! I should have bought it at the sale. Yeah its back to 30 USD

  • @GnomiumPvZ
    @GnomiumPvZ 4 місяці тому

    Rank Sniper's weapons like
    1. Ranked by how good it could be used as a toothbrush.
    2. Ranked by how nice of a sandwich topping it would be.
    3. Ranked by how well you could tenderize meat with it.

  • @gameingtothemax6266
    @gameingtothemax6266 4 місяці тому

    11:43 big earner's buffs aren't on backstab, they're on kill
    12:20 diamondback also gives crits on backstab

  • @totobyafrica8148
    @totobyafrica8148 4 місяці тому

    Dr. Enforcicle is so back, just so long as you eat them

  • @piclebob
    @piclebob 4 місяці тому

    no way the spycicle gets to go anywhere else than the bottom tier on the second list. its a very sharp icicle, it’ll make his hand cold, it will probably slip away while he’s chilling or when trying to stab someone because theres no good way to hold it

  • @imjusta_mintcake
    @imjusta_mintcake 4 місяці тому

    bro really put the "speed" knife in scout tier. he does(n't) know what he's doing.

  • @AzureAsteroid3
    @AzureAsteroid3 4 місяці тому

    The revolver and knife are the only weapons spy has that can have the Mannana Peeled warpaint applied. Making those the TASTIEST spy weapons, with the revolver being tastier (and less blood flavored) than the knife. That would bump the knife up to Pretty Yummy tier and the revolver up to Mmm Taste tier.🍌

  • @t-rex9809
    @t-rex9809 4 місяці тому

    "What's the alcohol when you do a lime and then you do assault"

  • @TrixterTheFemboy
    @TrixterTheFemboy 4 місяці тому

    I had my AC out for a few days in Texas summer last week, and as such I have ZERO intention of making fun of anyone's struggles with hot weather.
    ...for a while, anyway

  • @walu63
    @walu63 4 місяці тому +1

    Which of spies revolvers is the sexiest (fetive ambassador is the answer)

  • @Flamma_Dreemurr
    @Flamma_Dreemurr 4 місяці тому

    When a game has received no legit content for this long, this is the level we devolve to

  • @HarvestStudios_38
    @HarvestStudios_38 4 місяці тому

    L'etrage would be very yummy, it's very slim, it's not dense like the enforcer and would make for a quite tasty meal

  • @Domthecoverguy
    @Domthecoverguy 4 місяці тому

    ill log onto tf2 and use the scouts mum tier weapons to be the Canon spy

  • @cogtheprotogen6671
    @cogtheprotogen6671 4 місяці тому

    Sapper would be great in a zombie apocalypse, You wouldn't get to use it *often* but id much rather have it on me than not just to like get through doors and stuff

  • @username5155
    @username5155 4 місяці тому

    1:30 Ah yes, the rubber. I too would gladly put a loaded gun in my mouth with the safety turned off, but I don’t wanna have to taste rubber while doing it.
    (This is a joke by the way, I am probably fine I think)

  • @alex.g7317
    @alex.g7317 4 місяці тому

    Red Tape Recorder would be like eating Fruit Winders

  • @the_really_blobfish
    @the_really_blobfish 4 місяці тому +1

    Loading screen tearlist

  • @keisisqrl
    @keisisqrl 4 місяці тому

    new weapons stereotypes just dropped

  • @v2hater3000
    @v2hater3000 4 місяці тому

    "The kunai is the saltiest weapon in the entire game"
    only realised now?

  • @saxeladude
    @saxeladude 4 місяці тому +1

    0:30 white man gang

  • @shallowgod5539
    @shallowgod5539 4 місяці тому

    Christ I haven't heard the term butters used since sixth form

  • @deefelt
    @deefelt 4 місяці тому

    Imagine doing the taste tier list for Soldier and getting to the Original

  • @venomoussnakes3087
    @venomoussnakes3087 4 місяці тому

    i bet that eating that pocket watch would be pretty time consuming

  • @brunobucciarati4792
    @brunobucciarati4792 4 місяці тому

    Close enough welcome back laios touden

  • @ILUVAZK
    @ILUVAZK 4 місяці тому

    The Yer and the Amby are litteraly the same thing but the amby is L shaped and not sharp

  • @tiaisirradiated
    @tiaisirradiated 4 місяці тому

    "japanese food as a whole isn't very salty" was a wild statement, the basis for most of their great food is to go super hard on the umami and salt, that's why there's so much fermentation and cured fish/meats

    • @Lonqudor
      @Lonqudor  4 місяці тому

      Yeah idk what I was smoking

    • @tiaisirradiated
      @tiaisirradiated 4 місяці тому

      @@Lonqudor smokin penis fr

  • @theredstormer8078
    @theredstormer8078 4 місяці тому

    2:23 dude did not think that one through. Anything? You start choking on anything?

  • @monothephantom
    @monothephantom 4 місяці тому

    I can't eat ice due to senstive teeth, and I've been stuck in 37 degree (celcius, 100 degrees fahrenheit) weather. I hate it here.

  • @imabird1566
    @imabird1566 4 місяці тому

    Ehh they all taste bloody for me. Dunno why

  • @Giszi81
    @Giszi81 4 місяці тому

    couldn't agree more

  • @UnfocusedRat
    @UnfocusedRat 4 місяці тому

    not sure but i think getting salt poisioning by eating a KUNAI is the last thing you should worry about

  • @Cob-Kay
    @Cob-Kay 4 місяці тому

    Too bad you didn't include reskins! I would've liked to see what you'd think of something like the Snack Attack

  • @RafaCB0987
    @RafaCB0987 4 місяці тому

    Best tier list

  • @aizawasensei3947
    @aizawasensei3947 4 місяці тому +1

    dont give this guy lasagna please