What If The TF2 Mercs Swapped Jobs?

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  • @averagegamingplayer
    @averagegamingplayer 20 годин тому +78

    I expected a Pyro taking the job of Heavy to take and deal damage while defending and healing others, while engineer makes his own auto-aim sniper rifle.

    • @foxnachos_
      @foxnachos_ 15 годин тому +2

      Good idea. The auto sniper would be so annoying though, sniper bots all over.

  • @timestorm5687
    @timestorm5687 19 годин тому +61

    Well, in the item descriptions it is stated that pyro builds all his weapons himself. He has anti sapper weapons and became ceo of an engineering company so i think he would actually work very well as engineer

    • @arandomthingintheabyss2062
      @arandomthingintheabyss2062 16 годин тому +3

      makes you wonder how given how pyro sees the world unless pyro takes off the goggles when they make stuff

  • @TheSpy605
    @TheSpy605 20 годин тому +56

    The thumbnail made me laugh out loud. Three days well spent on making that thumbnail, Lon'qudor.

    • @BoltTheSuperDog45
      @BoltTheSuperDog45 20 годин тому +3

      Imagine getting backstabbed by a scout that well be funny tho ngl

    • @jeremypanjaitan4039
      @jeremypanjaitan4039 19 годин тому +5

      its just a theory, a lonq udor theory, now see you next time where we measure exactly how long each class would survive in a microwave, and how good they would taste

    • @Bhargleyargle
      @Bhargleyargle 17 годин тому +2

      @@BoltTheSuperDog45maybe…. For the first six times

  • @Medick
    @Medick 12 годин тому +12

    what X years without updates does to a comunity: *eats ferally with fists*

  • @Squirdspingle
    @Squirdspingle 18 годин тому +17

    If engineer could put a sentry on a backpack heavy would get fired

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 19 годин тому +17

    Spy and Demoknight are the same job, but spy comes from behind and Demoknight comes from upfront.

  • @kayoh9364
    @kayoh9364 20 годин тому +12

    My thoughts, pre-video
    - While spy's skills and kit make him a servicable pseudo-scout, I think his temperament would also fit for a Sniper. Calculated precision attacks (he has the Ambassador, so he can definitely aim decently), masking his presence but also being obnoxious to piss off enemies... It'd work.
    - Scout's in-your-face aggression could make for a good pyro - arguably a better one considering his physical stats. High mobility, fast reflexes... The need for a rubber suit to protect from the flamethrower's heat might hinder that, though. They both even have backstabbing weapons for flank plays.
    - If someone had to take Heavy's job, I'd pick Soldier. Imagine a heavy with banners - now that'd be a great team anchor. Pity he loses all the mobility though, soldiers love their rocket jumps.
    - While Scout can make great use of pyro's kit I doubt the same is true in reverse - pyro just isnt nearly fast enough. But if you're looking to jump facefirst into enemies to kill them, Soldier might be a good kit. It's like the jetpack playstyle, except without the jetpack.
    - Demoman loves explosions, but he's also willing to sit back and set up traps. Sounds like a good match for Engineer's kit.
    - Heavy also fits with Engineer as someone who sits back and lets others come to him, but if that's taken Demo's kit would also work. Also, imagine a Heavy charging up to you with a shield and punching you in the face.
    - Engineer is already kind of a slow scout with the Gunslinger. I imagine he'd be able to devise up some contraptions to assist with scouting too.
    - Sniper... Hm. The only option left here is spy, but I don't think Sniper has the social chops for infiltration. Dude lives in a van and throws jarate on people. On the other hand, his outback concoction puts even Demoman down. Which is why I'm giving him Medic's job.
    Medic, on the other hand, loves being in control of a situation with just his words, and medical knowledge means he knows where to target vital points. So I'll say he's most suited to being our Spy.

    • @kayoh9364
      @kayoh9364 20 годин тому +5

      Post-video thoughts
      Hilariously, despite differences in nearly every other job swap, we still both came up with Scout taking Pyro's job.
      We do both agree Spy would make a good Sniper too.
      I also like how similar reasoning led to different conclusions re: Heavy's job swap.
      Funny enough, I had the exact opposite reasoning for Sniper - he's a professional precisely because he doesn't have social graces. That works fine for a doctor, but that kind of a demeanor on a Spy trying to pretend to be someone else? I don't buy it.
      I didn't mention it before, but I don't think Demo can really use hitscan weapons with his lack of depth perception? Which might make running a shotgun difficult in either of the swaps. But sentries aim for themselves so that's not really an issue. Also, both engi and demo love alcohol.
      I'm gonna say my list is obviously superior because I actually had reasoning for my pyro swap though (jk i still love you)

  • @aneasteregg8171
    @aneasteregg8171 20 годин тому +11

    I bet Heavy would be a surprisingly good Sniper.

  • @timestorm5687
    @timestorm5687 19 годин тому +4

    Well, in the game we can see that heavy can do scouts job quite well, checkmate

  • @pyrofromtf2
    @pyrofromtf2 20 годин тому +27

    I am Engineer. I became real.

  • @AntiDragon
    @AntiDragon 20 годин тому +18

    7:32 Rocket jumper + kunai was the best combo for randomizer. By that logic, I think that scout would be best if it was both soldier and spy.

    • @uherakobecny5176
      @uherakobecny5176 20 годин тому

      how do you get to seven minutes in 2 minutes

    • @AntiDragon
      @AntiDragon 20 годин тому +5

      @@uherakobecny5176 quantum physics

    • @promazing
      @promazing 20 годин тому +1

      time travel

    • @bobbananaman2509
      @bobbananaman2509 20 годин тому +1

      To answer that we need to talk about parallel universes

    • @DrippyPootis
      @DrippyPootis 9 годин тому

      @@bobbananaman2509 Or do we? [Vsauce theme plays]

  • @cuenta2-n1v
    @cuenta2-n1v 19 годин тому +2

    6:19 PIEMATIONS REFERENCE?!?!?!???!?!??!

  • @PunchattackTF2
    @PunchattackTF2 20 годин тому +23

    From now on, whenever I get in an argument with an American I will just say that my country came first.

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 20 годин тому

      First is the worst, second is the best.

    • @jeremypanjaitan4039
      @jeremypanjaitan4039 20 годин тому +1

      ​@@megarigged second place is the first loser

    • @cuenta2-n1v
      @cuenta2-n1v 19 годин тому

      Oh wait you're that guy from scrap

    • @PunchattackTF2
      @PunchattackTF2 18 годин тому

      @@cuenta2-n1v Oh hey you're that guy from scrap

  • @averagegamingplayer
    @averagegamingplayer 20 годин тому +13

    Video Suggestion: what if Mann Co. laid off all but all but one of the mercenaries and one had to do double/triple duty to make sure the mission is completed.

    • @septic3786
      @septic3786 17 годин тому +1

      I feel like engineer would take up the slack

    • @kayoh9364
      @kayoh9364 16 годин тому +1

      Heavy. When it gets down to it, Heavy will step up even if nobody is behind him - End of the Line shows that aspect of him very well.
      Gameplay-wise, he's powerful defensively and offensively while also having ways to sustain himself, and not needing to reload means that the only downtime he needs is if his health gets too low. And, with the highest HP pool in the game, it'll take a while before he gets to that point.
      Obviously, its contingent on the gamemode, but no single merc is taking on an entire competent team solo.

    • @septic3786
      @septic3786 15 годин тому

      @@kayoh9364 I didn't bother to read all of it because I'm dyslexic but end of the line is a community made sfm for a community made update so I don't think end of the line would be cannon unless it's actually was stated that it is. But I do agree that if the engineer didn't pick up the slack it probably would be heavy

  • @timestorm5687
    @timestorm5687 19 годин тому +2

    Sniper fits quite well, considering that in the clip you provided, that he actually backstabs spy

  • @TheCoolPcGuy19
    @TheCoolPcGuy19 16 годин тому +2

    Thanks for making us dinner, Mr. Lon!
    The direct hits tasted amazing!

  • @doyouknoedawae
    @doyouknoedawae 14 годин тому +1

    Lon'qudor is about to become the next WeezyTF2

  • @Biscuit_gamer34
    @Biscuit_gamer34 16 годин тому +1

    You’re starting to become the next up n coming game theory. XD

  • @FuzzyDovely
    @FuzzyDovely 8 годин тому

    I loved that intro. Well said, orchestrated, and the eyes were adorable.

  • @br3adskat3
    @br3adskat3 18 годин тому +1

    every time you talk it makes me chuckle i love this

  • @DodoSniffer73
    @DodoSniffer73 16 годин тому +1

    What X years without the Tesco Meal Deal does to a community...

  • @tugazu
    @tugazu 19 годин тому +1

    4:34 Ah yes, helping the team, that sure wouldn't fit engineer now would it. It's like you take one aspect from a class and base the new class they would fit as from that, without looking at who else could work as that new class and how they compere to each other.

  • @squrrelinice
    @squrrelinice 14 годин тому

    4:17 our group of hillbillys kicked out your professional army

  • @thecommenter90
    @thecommenter90 15 годин тому

    Pyro be doing Engi's job. He built his own flamethrower and is a CEO of an engineering company.

  • @Dedlocked9669
    @Dedlocked9669 20 годин тому +1

    i finally got to play shart. thank you for making a video on him

  • @johndoe-x5v2p
    @johndoe-x5v2p 18 годин тому +3

    what 7 years of no updates does to a man ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @MelanieStephenBattle
    @MelanieStephenBattle 12 годин тому

    I do like the idea of the being able to play with you on TF2 and such, and even just being able to contact you directly would be cool.

  • @migitri
    @migitri 16 годин тому

    3:10 the British colonized Santa's Workshop.

  • @kaleb2643
    @kaleb2643 11 годин тому

    Spy could probably do Sniper's job, Pyro could join in with Soldier and Demo (fireworks)

  • @glacierwolf2155
    @glacierwolf2155 17 годин тому

    Lon'qudor: "I think that Spy would do Scout's job very well."
    _Fat Scout Heavies in shambles after hearing that opinion._

    • @Ervonesque
      @Ervonesque 13 годин тому +1

      He didn't say Fat Scouts are terrible at their job, though👀

    • @glacierwolf2155
      @glacierwolf2155 12 годин тому

      @@Ervonesque TRUE!

  • @june9914
    @june9914 15 годин тому

    I’ve made the joke that scout does everything spy does better so honestly I think he’d be actually swapping positions reasonably

  • @NoHezitation
    @NoHezitation 19 годин тому

    good luck whit the future of the channel

  • @EthanEiholzer
    @EthanEiholzer 14 годин тому

    "We could help make the world a worse place"
    Shows Britain

  • @TrixterTheFemboy
    @TrixterTheFemboy 20 годин тому

    This is honestly fun to think about, like some kinda swap AU lol

  • @Nerember
    @Nerember 10 годин тому

    Pyro could have taken Heavy’s job from an in game perspective, though I think there’s a better option for him. In the lore, Pyro built all of his flame throwers( with the exception of the phlog) which seems to imply a great deal of mechanical knowledge, and given Pyro’s friendship with Engineer, I think he could do his job the best.

  • @GunSpyEnthusiast
    @GunSpyEnthusiast 14 годин тому

    What X amount of years without an update does to a man:

  • @nseven1117
    @nseven1117 5 годин тому

    Engineer can build a mech-suit to lift Sasha

  • @ParuwkaŚląska
    @ParuwkaŚląska 18 годин тому +2

    Your doing good lad.

  • @EDENWing
    @EDENWing 16 годин тому

    Lovely vid Lon’qudor nice work 👍

  • @hylianmango8272
    @hylianmango8272 15 годин тому

    4:37
    I hate this point that so many people say bc it implies Medic never studied as a doctor which is false, its true he doesnt have a medical liscense during TF2 but thats because he LOST the liscense due to malpractice (stealing a skeleton, honest mistake tbh)

  • @ArronAnims
    @ArronAnims 17 годин тому

    Engineer can carry a level 3 sentry on his shoulder and still be faster than heavy. With a little tinkering he could definitely take his job

    • @septic3786
      @septic3786 17 годин тому

      He would probably fall over from the sentrys recoil

  • @theconsequence8381
    @theconsequence8381 18 годин тому +1

    I thought the intro bit about lazy comments was pretty funny

  • @Cheems1375
    @Cheems1375 11 годин тому

    1:37 I think that putting an adult that probably has lung cancer to run in flanks is a bad idea

  • @lancelambert1644
    @lancelambert1644 8 годин тому

    Mecha-Engi is the best idea in this video.

  • @venomousbook
    @venomousbook 20 годин тому

    bruh, you should have had a patrion long ago, your editing is slick and your backgrounds are simple yet smooth, nice and easy on the eye

  • @Theverachic
    @Theverachic 5 годин тому

    What 7.5 years without an update does to a man…

  • @baggedlunchen6465
    @baggedlunchen6465 18 годин тому

    Something tells me medic would want to try to make a sentry out of people

  • @TheKoriKasai
    @TheKoriKasai 11 годин тому

    So like an idea for patreon is to vote on videos. If you have several ideas and are unsure, patrons can help vote that out

  • @subtoonthecowboy5020
    @subtoonthecowboy5020 20 годин тому

    Bro is the new game theory

  • @kunalchugh1977
    @kunalchugh1977 6 годин тому

    Your video was so powerful that it crashed my youtube and i couldnt open it for 5 minutes

  • @thezdude-x8
    @thezdude-x8 18 годин тому +1

    Ah yes, England posting

  • @Hellovan-un4gn
    @Hellovan-un4gn 15 годин тому +1

    Hey. Ive seen this thumbnail before.

  • @MasonRehm
    @MasonRehm 10 годин тому

    originally I didnt want to learn about this channel and was watching just because of the title, but i was too lazy to get up and press the pause button and I think im intrested.

  • @bialy_ziomeczek
    @bialy_ziomeczek 16 годин тому

    I just want to say i play pyro really often and the best part is sniping with flares

  • @GrimTheFox
    @GrimTheFox 19 годин тому

    What music every class would listen to

  • @FestiveBirdOfHats
    @FestiveBirdOfHats 15 годин тому

    The tf2 reference was so funny 😂 😂😂

  • @big_brein4
    @big_brein4 16 годин тому

    5:53 Can't engineer just build a huge ass exoskeleton mech suit

    • @EchidnaSharp
      @EchidnaSharp 11 годин тому

      Can't engineer just build a huge ass

  • @The26Pershing
    @The26Pershing 20 годин тому +1

    i think scout could do the best lol.
    also theres a video on this, turns out scout with phlog/degreaser, sandvich was best
    idk i watched it a long time ago

  • @the_random12345
    @the_random12345 20 годин тому

    i love the theoretical videos

  • @albertlundkruger2979
    @albertlundkruger2979 19 годин тому

    Well pyro could use his flare gun as a sniper

  • @AverageScoutMain-69420
    @AverageScoutMain-69420 20 годин тому +2

    No, i told you i dont like shortstops. I HATE them, how hard is that to understand.

  • @gigasnail_
    @gigasnail_ 12 годин тому

    I think heavy could make a pretty good sniper as sniper doesn’t need to move much perfect for the fatass who can’t move for shit and his large health pool would give him a fight chance when someone gets in his face

  • @linkedtimelines
    @linkedtimelines 3 години тому

    pyro could easily do sniper because if he can land flares from the other side of the map with a curve zoomed out then what could he do zoomed in without a curve

  • @Edi_X
    @Edi_X 19 годин тому

    my mom's probably not gonna let me spend money for some "silly youtuber" but I'd like to throw in an idea. You could make some Emotes to use in the UA-cam chat or giving Patreon/UA-cam members shoutouts at the end of your videos. Maybe you like these ideas. Love your videos, much of luck to you!

  • @ChibiM11
    @ChibiM11 16 годин тому

    Remember “Ranking my Viewers’ weapon ideas” videos? I don’t anymore

    • @Lonqudor
      @Lonqudor  15 годин тому

      I remember them too. They just got too hard to keep up with

  • @TheWatchPartyForever
    @TheWatchPartyForever 9 годин тому

    Actually the UK on is modern iteration came after the founding of the USA.

  • @Able0776
    @Able0776 18 годин тому +2

    Im thinking i like these cards…

  • @steampunk1902
    @steampunk1902 16 годин тому

    Believe it or not pyro actually is probaly the 2nd smartess merc of the 9
    He build all of his weapons exept maybe the plogh
    He become a ceo of a company
    He is the only one beside engie to have anti sapper stuff
    Can play piano

  • @DodoSniffer73
    @DodoSniffer73 16 годин тому

    What if they all ate the Tesco Meal Deal at the raised price?

    • @Lonqudor
      @Lonqudor  15 годин тому

      Inflation is going to kill me

  • @cuenta2-n1v
    @cuenta2-n1v 19 годин тому

    I'd suggest you lock videos behind memberships if you're not too sure they will do well

  • @Corpsepct
    @Corpsepct 20 годин тому +2

    Slop thumbnail

    • @Lonqudor
      @Lonqudor  15 годин тому +1

      That thumbnail took me far too long to make

  • @markwilson6771
    @markwilson6771 5 годин тому

    5:55 I squinted and you lied

  • @darkarmy4618
    @darkarmy4618 16 годин тому

    make a server with this

  • @EmeraldRage1
    @EmeraldRage1 18 годин тому

    I would not be one to pay for a UA-cam membership or patreon subscription. But that is due to my own monetary situation and not lack of interest. If I could afford it i would, but I would not at this current time pay for it

  • @TrixterTheFemboy
    @TrixterTheFemboy 20 годин тому

    *ahem* wHaT sEvEn yEaRs oF nO uPdAtEs dOeS tO a mAn

  • @Fugnut-model-No.001
    @Fugnut-model-No.001 20 годин тому

    Fugnut

  • @TMCRGaming
    @TMCRGaming 14 годин тому

    ik you already said it but like-... I mean it's true, at this point, this is just what 34 years of no updates does to a man LMAO
    country came first or not y'all use imperial and metric system but give us shit for using imperial... Y'all also add unnecessary letters and swap round letters to yalls words that aint needa be there
    also I find it funny how I'm rarely the type to say anything in yt comments and yet your videos damn near routinely give me an impulse to say something.
    Also (yes again but this is about the direction of your channel bit, I make this shit up as I listen so I dont forget my thoughts) it isnt the celebrities who go with the grain that stand out. Imagine popularity to be a wooden plank and each person trying to be popular is a grain in that wood.. in that plank of wood it's the knots that stick out, it's the little hairs that stick and curl up after a rough sanding that stick out. trying to be just like every other wherever isn't gonna get you anywhere... You'll just be another face in the crowd. Be the tall man. Ik thats hard for you but get up on a soap box or two. or 5.

  • @GONZALO2350
    @GONZALO2350 17 годин тому

    Hard to do team fortress 2 content right? without something like a major update these videos keep appearing

    • @Lonqudor
      @Lonqudor  15 годин тому +1

      I don’t need new content to make me happy, TF2 is plenty of fun as is. It’s something you’ll realise when you grow up

    • @GONZALO2350
      @GONZALO2350 15 годин тому

      @Lonqudor yeah i agreed, keep going with these they are fun to watch :3

  • @CircussCake
    @CircussCake 9 годин тому

    mash potato

  • @dankrkfks-ew9gb
    @dankrkfks-ew9gb 19 годин тому

    i’d like to support you but i’m just broke

  • @the_random12345
    @the_random12345 20 годин тому

    4:18 damn lol

  • @Antbrat4.0
    @Antbrat4.0 20 годин тому +1

    They are all mercs smartbutt

  • @mmr.sandman
    @mmr.sandman 20 годин тому +1

    How am I early? Anyways hello

  • @gamerdudemanguy
    @gamerdudemanguy 19 годин тому

    twag

  • @Dr.Freeman...
    @Dr.Freeman... 20 годин тому

    hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @mystik_owl
    @mystik_owl 19 годин тому +1

    I have been subscribed with notifications on for over a year and wholeheartedly enjoyed your content, but I will be unsubscribing after seeing that Squirrel Girl libel

  • @thewildnis2402
    @thewildnis2402 17 годин тому

    I coud be cutter for you! (thies ist my real yt Account!) an di will be cheap

  • @Ziggy-meister
    @Ziggy-meister 15 годин тому

    Stop trying to copy Game Theory, do something original bro.

    • @Lonqudor
      @Lonqudor  15 годин тому

      You have gyatt to tell me this is irony

  •  20 годин тому

    funny 36th lke

  • @gnjencetkovic8549
    @gnjencetkovic8549 20 годин тому

    one min ago

  • @Shladoinkadoink
    @Shladoinkadoink 20 годин тому

    113 views in 12 minutes fell off