Cursed Fursuits (all of them are)

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  • @krayne-ddg-pmc
    @krayne-ddg-pmc 2 місяці тому +125

    The image of him just standing and looking at the camera was so off-putting my hand instinctively started going for the desk gun lol

    • @DystOptimist
      @DystOptimist 2 місяці тому +11

      Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "desk pop".

    • @mrmors1344
      @mrmors1344 Місяць тому +2

      The ATF is recruiting, and you have just what they are looking for in an agent candidate!

  • @SergioLeonardoCornejo
    @SergioLeonardoCornejo 2 місяці тому +129

    Fursuits are either extremely cringe inducing or extremely expensive. Sometimes both. Often both.

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 2 місяці тому +12

      They are both.

    • @SleepyVesties
      @SleepyVesties 2 місяці тому +7

      Sometimes it's just impressive, but there's always that voice inside of your head that ask "why?"

    • @somechinesedude5466
      @somechinesedude5466 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@SleepyVestiessame reason people put money on cosplay
      Its fun

    • @DakkaSap
      @DakkaSap 2 місяці тому +5

      they're not always impressive but they're always incredibly expensive

    • @Sin_Alder
      @Sin_Alder 2 місяці тому +2

      @@somechinesedude5466 Several grand worth of fun?
      I get enjoying cosplaying, I used to do it, but the most I ever spent was around $120 in ~2009 money. Even that felt like a bit much for the level of enjoyment. I couldn't imagine spending several grand on cosplaying unless I had literal millions of dollars.

  • @theonlytnargmatt
    @theonlytnargmatt 2 місяці тому +77

    "suffer not the furry to live" - Ghandi

  • @TonyTama
    @TonyTama 2 місяці тому +24

    As unsettling as it is... Japanese dedication and sincerity is just... next level.

    • @somechinesedude5466
      @somechinesedude5466 2 місяці тому +3

      I would say, this should be the golden standard
      Nobody will hate furry if they are that immaculate looking & clean

    • @gamerkev30
      @gamerkev30 2 місяці тому +4

      It's the most interesting part of Japan indeed

  • @CenturionMax789
    @CenturionMax789 2 місяці тому +53

    This man found a woman that supports his hobbies and goals, had the ability to spend over $10,000 and not be ruined, and somehow did all this with enough confidence to SHARE THIS on the interent. Good for him. But I will never call him a Good Boy. That's just not happening man. Thanks for the sharing of further cursed knowledge, Kir. You've gotta have the market cornered at this point.

  • @RiskOfBaer
    @RiskOfBaer 2 місяці тому +77

    The only thing I can think of when I look at that guy in a realistic looking wolf suit is: "how long until he gets shot?".

    • @TheBigAEC
      @TheBigAEC 2 місяці тому +17

      He's in Japan so he's safe.

    • @RiskOfBaer
      @RiskOfBaer 2 місяці тому +12

      @@TheBigAEC Good point. I was going to counter with "how about getting stabbed then?", but he's not in England.

    • @florianlucs7229
      @florianlucs7229 2 місяці тому +1

      reminds me of that one CSI Episode, where a guy got mistaken for a coyote.

    • @somechinesedude5466
      @somechinesedude5466 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@RiskOfBaerhe's also a daywalker, so cops are unlikely be called upon him

    • @callsigncoyote7931
      @callsigncoyote7931 2 місяці тому +2

      Not soon enough

  • @MK_ULTRA420
    @MK_ULTRA420 2 місяці тому +22

    It's hilarious how Pagans and Mascots both think that Furries are cringe.

  • @yoshimasterleader
    @yoshimasterleader 2 місяці тому +20

    14:22 - the comment says "If a man can identify as a woman, why can’t a man identify as a wolf? What happened to being inclusive?"

    • @382u3uuej
      @382u3uuej 2 місяці тому

      It's like when people say that Rachel Dolezal is crazy, but if she identified as a man rather than as black then it would ok.

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale 2 місяці тому +44

    The ATF is rapidly approaching this man's location.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 місяці тому +14

      Glowies vs furries I don't like neither side of this one.

    • @cavalierliberty6838
      @cavalierliberty6838 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@mikecampos1193i'm gonna get lambasted, but i'm ever so slightly biased towards the glowies on that one...

    • @Rurik_Luci
      @Rurik_Luci 2 місяці тому +5

      I didn't think it was possible to feel support for those bastards.

    • @SirDankington
      @SirDankington 2 місяці тому +3

      @@mikecampos1193 I'm rooting for the ammo on this one chief.

    • @jamescraig7164
      @jamescraig7164 2 місяці тому +3

      wow the one time I can legit say "God bless the ATF"... why am I on fire?

  • @lehahiah81
    @lehahiah81 2 місяці тому +64

    Wonder how much Vaush would pay for a horse fursuit before going to a farm

    • @jadeitepuzil367
      @jadeitepuzil367 2 місяці тому +9

      NOOO YOU BEAT ME TO THE JOKE!

    • @theonlytnargmatt
      @theonlytnargmatt 2 місяці тому +18

      Only if it's a loli farm.

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 2 місяці тому +19

      @@theonlytnargmatt Uhmmmm ackshually a loli _horsegirl_ farm. Deboooonked. -Vaush, probably

    • @theonlytnargmatt
      @theonlytnargmatt 2 місяці тому +1

      @@randacnam7321 see this is why I'm one of those "the left left me" types, we used to be just be all "of course gay people should be allowed to marry" and "no duh we should stamp out *actual* racism", but now it's "if you don't let me bring my LoliPony body pillow/fleshlight combo to your childs school you're a bigot"

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@@theonlytnargmattYou mean Cunny Farm?

  • @SlashTheCupcake
    @SlashTheCupcake 2 місяці тому +6

    okay, had a funny scenario in my head. years later his daughter brings home her new boyfriend, goes to her room to do whatever. Boy friend sits on the couch and keeps the dog company, petting and playing with it. Dog man after years of being in character is just indistinguishable from actual dogs. BF is having a great time with the dog until the daughter comes back and says "Hey dad" and the dog replies in a deep mature voice.

  • @dragonhitman1071
    @dragonhitman1071 2 місяці тому +13

    Bao joined the chat.

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 місяці тому +8

    It would be funnier if it was 23k and it was just a bunk ass normal looking furry costume. But damn if it doesn't look like 23K worth of visual artistry. Its immaculate.

  • @RaccAttack77
    @RaccAttack77 2 місяці тому +9

    As a friend of an actual fursuit maker, most of the times the way you clean it is just like anything else, toss it in the washer. Gotta let it air dry so the heat of the dryer doesn’t fuck up the fur, then brush it out

  • @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952
    @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952 2 місяці тому +53

    the consequences of the industrial revolution, feminism and the sexual revolution have been devastating for mankind

    • @joshuaellis7612
      @joshuaellis7612 2 місяці тому

      The consequences of socialism and its animal fucker tendencies have become a plague for mankind

    • @Zane-It
      @Zane-It 2 місяці тому +1

      Furries existed in the stone age. The Catholic Church has a furry Saint

  • @KiraSlith
    @KiraSlith 2 місяці тому +6

    7:44 "How do furries clean these [fursuits]?" Assuming they actually take care of their suits properly rather than just letting the suit build up sweat, stains, and rot? They hang it up on a rack or line and hit it with a series of dry cleaning sprays, brushing in between spray coats to maintain the fur coat on the outside, and when the inside is done (usually just more spraying), it's dried with a fan, the dry cleaning itself is usually done using petrol spirits and chlorine. If there's a stain, it's carefully washed with something more aggressive like Laundry Targo under cold water and quickly blot dry. It's a tedious, long process to maintain just 1 suit.

    • @somechinesedude5466
      @somechinesedude5466 2 місяці тому

      Is there any service that is well known to handle that kind of work?
      What's the market price to

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 2 місяці тому

      @@somechinesedude5466 To handle the cleaning? No, you could pay friends who are also into fursuits to do it, and a few small mom n pop dry cleaners will do it for a premium, but most will just refuse to service it due to the effort involved.
      Market price for having a suit made? Depends on the quality of the craftsman, cheapest I've seen is $1k for a novice who'll probably ask you to buy material for them and ask a lot of questions, $1.5-2.5k for the average Etsy creator, easily $4k+ for an experienced craftswoman like MoreFurLess who can do it with just a reference sheet, and pro studios easily breach the $10k mark. New 3D printing and scanning tech has cut the overall cost by half, especially when it comes to the head shape and tail mechanics, but it's still expensive.

  • @iambinarymind
    @iambinarymind 2 місяці тому +6

    I always appreciate foxu sharing the most cursed of things

  • @grantforester1864
    @grantforester1864 2 місяці тому +5

    I still am not used to yen not being equal to pennies. When I hear 3 million yen I think 30k, not 23k.

    • @mrmors1344
      @mrmors1344 Місяць тому +1

      inflation hurts everything.

  • @snipermagoo
    @snipermagoo Місяць тому +1

    I love Annoyed Korsche's eyebrows on the thumbnail.

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 2 місяці тому +1

    From an art and design perspective those costumes are very impressive.

  • @LyaksandraB
    @LyaksandraB 2 місяці тому +8

    There's just no hope for humanity is there?

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 2 місяці тому +2

      Those who refuse humanity will suffer.

    • @loggior.speedweed4345
      @loggior.speedweed4345 Місяць тому

      you're asking that question in the comment section of a VTuber? Look at yourself! You're no better, buster!

    • @loggior.speedweed4345
      @loggior.speedweed4345 Місяць тому

      @@mikecampos1193 ok mr. Oppenheimer, be a sensible human being now, just walk away and leave us alone. If not, kindly fuck off this planet!

  • @mikecampos1193
    @mikecampos1193 2 місяці тому +7

    Technically isn't Kirsche a furry like Pippa just saying.

    • @cgman1940
      @cgman1940 2 місяці тому +10

      No. What makes a furry is not having a human face.

    • @utarefson9
      @utarefson9 2 місяці тому

      Go to google pictures and look up "cat girl furry percentage" for a handy chart. Used to be quite the meme, a decade or so ago.

    • @kevinnio
      @kevinnio 2 місяці тому +6

      Fur-ry. The key is the fur. I mean, it's not that hard man.

    • @AikisDominator
      @AikisDominator 2 місяці тому +9

      kemonomimi is not furry.

    • @yoshimasterleader
      @yoshimasterleader 2 місяці тому +3

      @@kevinnio Are those not furry ears on Kirsche's head?

  • @cidmon4566
    @cidmon4566 2 місяці тому +1

    I’ll be honest, I always wanted a wolf-head cloak as a kid, or a bear, now im not so keen on the idea hah!

    • @RambleOn07
      @RambleOn07 2 місяці тому +1

      Full skin with the head still there is a classic fur blanket/rug.

  • @sweetdaddygrungerobertaaro1291
    @sweetdaddygrungerobertaaro1291 Місяць тому

    Now I can be a "randy boy", but never have I ever been "horned up", Kirsche!

  • @isaiahwelch8066
    @isaiahwelch8066 2 місяці тому +2

    Between this and the video dealing with cannibals, I just have to ask:
    When can the asteroid get here and wipe out humanity? Because I don't wanna live here any more...

  • @Nareimooncatt
    @Nareimooncatt 2 місяці тому

    Ok, now I want to see her reacting to Telephone if she's about to go down the fursuit rabbit hole.

  • @KahavaveCAPIPI
    @KahavaveCAPIPI 2 місяці тому

    I may not be able to collect nail filings, but I can absolutely lick it up.

  • @TheUltimateKahuna
    @TheUltimateKahuna Місяць тому

    No wonder he wanted the second suit to be able to stand up

  • @zero451208
    @zero451208 2 місяці тому

    I actually lowered my blood pressure by replacing salt in my home with Kirsche-brand Nail Filings. My friends don't get why I laugh when they come over to eat.

  • @ShaolinLambKiller
    @ShaolinLambKiller Місяць тому

    Married man of 17 years here. I will advocate for the separate bedrooms. I sleep much better because me and the wife have just completely different time schedule and sleep patterns. Early on in our marriage we slept together I slept poorly. She gets up about 2 or 3 times a night. She doesn't like to cuddle because I generate too much heat. Apparently we both snore it certain points and wake the other one up and she wakes me up when she gets out of the bed to use the bathroom I wake her up when I leave in the morning. See you go to bed at 10:30 I go to bed at 7:30. I get up at 3:00 a.m. she gets up at a quarter till 6:00. It just works out better when everyone it's not sleep deprived everything else we can do together and it's great but yeah when everyone is not tired everyone's not bitching

  • @Quicks1lvr
    @Quicks1lvr 2 місяці тому +2

    Japanese Werewolf in Japan

  • @MrAnthraxes
    @MrAnthraxes 2 місяці тому

    As someone who's doggo is an actual Collie, the second video is pure nightmare fuel...

  • @AikisDominator
    @AikisDominator 2 місяці тому +3

    13:51 Buffalo Bill?

  • @warfossil
    @warfossil 2 місяці тому +5

    Does he speak wolf and eat raw meat straight from the kill?

  • @dylangarrison345
    @dylangarrison345 2 місяці тому +1

    Give those kids nightmares 😂

  • @pondfishrancher
    @pondfishrancher 2 місяці тому +6

    Im old school, dogs don't go on any furniture

  • @KekMcKekerson
    @KekMcKekerson 2 місяці тому +6

    how the hell do furries afford this?

    • @jasonmaclean719
      @jasonmaclean719 Місяць тому

      A lot of them work in IT and the tech sector. They can earn some good salaries. Others make their own.

  • @JoshuaPAMployee
    @JoshuaPAMployee Місяць тому

    We build the shrines in public and we know at minimum our Oshis appreciate us. I speak only for Programmers but at worst we want a hug and at best we get to tell you that we also appreciate you. We are simple folks. 😊

  • @MisterVyle
    @MisterVyle 2 місяці тому +2

    uncanny valley lmao

  • @homesliceslices69
    @homesliceslices69 2 місяці тому +11

    I got My doggo Mila for 35$ at the rescue place. Oh no she's a real dog. So I guess a guy in suit costs more? Terrible deal

  • @ash0787
    @ash0787 Місяць тому

    I realized a few days ago when I was using novelAI and making some pics, writing scenarios that you could simulate white girl behaviour using the new AR glasses like the Apple one, not sure if thats a thing already. Also make the guy wear some furry gloves or something to make it more believable.

  • @LuLu6214
    @LuLu6214 2 місяці тому +2

    That bondage is exactly what is going on.

  • @ash0787
    @ash0787 Місяць тому

    Makes you wonder about the whole pandas are not real thing.

  • @dankmemelord629
    @dankmemelord629 20 днів тому

    "Ed-ward"

  • @jeremyduke715
    @jeremyduke715 2 місяці тому +1

    The most cursed video ever

  • @pengyang7655
    @pengyang7655 2 місяці тому

    I want this guy to wear this suit and go visit Pippa at her house in the south lol

  • @crane8819
    @crane8819 2 місяці тому

    It's a weird "hobby" but I have to admit the company that makes these suits does good work.

  • @Xarxes_
    @Xarxes_ Місяць тому

    They could be making children, but they're becoming super furries

  • @thsudy
    @thsudy 2 місяці тому +1

    Goes to show that western and eastern furies are always rich. Lol

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan Місяць тому

      Nah, it's just that you don't see the poor furries because all they can afford is diapers to sit (and shit) in at home.

  • @averageweeb8951
    @averageweeb8951 2 місяці тому

    6:40 for $23,000 it probably does lmao

  • @Durakken
    @Durakken 29 днів тому

    It's not the size of the dog. It's the size of the you in the dog...

  • @hybridAbsol
    @hybridAbsol 2 місяці тому

    Finally a cursed topic 💀
    Remember Godzilla anolog horror, this is a start 💀

  • @mookiedt
    @mookiedt 2 місяці тому

    We One Punch Man now

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 2 місяці тому +1

    dogman confirmed

  • @eotikurac
    @eotikurac 2 місяці тому

    i used to collect and eat my coworker's hair

  • @drbinxy9433
    @drbinxy9433 2 місяці тому

    How you getting these videos out so fast?

    • @xyz39808
      @xyz39808 2 місяці тому +2

      I was there for each of these streams so when scrubbing through the vods I remember the good bits to clip

    • @drbinxy9433
      @drbinxy9433 2 місяці тому

      @@xyz39808nice

  • @JaxFPrime81
    @JaxFPrime81 2 місяці тому +6

    As soon as I spot a furry wearing a deer outfit, my hunter instincts are going to kick in and I will not be responsible for any actions that may incur. Just saying.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 місяці тому +7

      Don't worry they'll probably jump in front of a moving vehicle before they meet you.

    • @JaxFPrime81
      @JaxFPrime81 2 місяці тому +5

      @@MK_ULTRA420 God willing, I'll hold you to that

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 місяці тому +1

      @@JaxFPrime81 Don't worry, my Camry is a magnet for infected deer, unfortunately for me :(
      It double sucks because I have an old F-150 that has the chrome deer-slayer bumper and it still has a KC of one regarded raccoon.

  • @dylangarrison345
    @dylangarrison345 2 місяці тому

    Yes do not suffer a witch should be a furry too

  • @menotme8085
    @menotme8085 2 місяці тому

    Yeah this is the place where i belong

  • @MrMikellsof88
    @MrMikellsof88 Місяць тому

    No, real dogs would not experience uncanny valley and that's because these dog suits don't smell like a dog, and dogs have a keen sense of smell.
    A fox should know this :P Just saying :P

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 місяці тому +5

    The fact Vtubers have an official name for what is literally a parasocial relationship is explicit encouragement and validation for that kind of behavior.
    I know from the tubers point of view its meant in good nature.
    But it takes no forethough to connect that kind of acknowledgement of the connection to anticipate where random people on the internet are going to take it.
    Any viewer who uses that 'O' term unironically is walking right up to the line of creepy stalker obsession, and it takes little imagination to think of how easy and how many just take that slight shuffle forward to cross that line.

  • @LyaksandraB
    @LyaksandraB 2 місяці тому

    Who wouldn't want to sleep in the same bed as their significant other? Me. Way too hot. Humans are fucking furnaces, and in a place where we reach 40C almost every day of summer it's horrible. So yeah, not necessarily brain damage.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 2 місяці тому

    it's this weird thing about fursuits that I think most of us Westerners have been exposed to that is setting us off.]

  • @michielayers3692
    @michielayers3692 2 місяці тому

    Second! Silver.

  • @Madvillian83
    @Madvillian83 2 місяці тому +1

    I gotta move to Japan clearly those jobs are paying fat stacks haha

    • @cabnbeeschurgr6440
      @cabnbeeschurgr6440 2 місяці тому +1

      Furries usually pay crazy money for art/merch and such. Lots of ^adult^ artists suspend their morals to get those furry stacks

  • @Joey29776
    @Joey29776 2 місяці тому +2

    There isn't a single fursuit in this video

  • @Skytex1983
    @Skytex1983 2 місяці тому

    First! UUUUUUUU

  • @Moonwatcher328
    @Moonwatcher328 2 місяці тому

    🤍💙
    hi
    🤍💙

  • @dankinmcspankin3123
    @dankinmcspankin3123 2 місяці тому

    instead of a fursuit i need a femboy skin

  • @jeremymount795
    @jeremymount795 2 місяці тому

    Omg that fur suit had my merinthophobia screaming. No... just no.

  • @wizardbeard69
    @wizardbeard69 2 місяці тому

    second! UUUUUUU

  • @homesliceslices69
    @homesliceslices69 2 місяці тому

    This is def supposed to appeal to moms and kids. Ugh y!?!?!

  • @homesliceslices69
    @homesliceslices69 2 місяці тому +1

    Smites fun. I play smite

  • @homesliceslices69
    @homesliceslices69 2 місяці тому +2

    Sexualized trauma their weak minded honestly. But I understand.