Kirsche Lore: DoctorTurtleBoy Calls Councilwoman

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 105

  • @CenturionMax789
    @CenturionMax789 5 місяців тому +135

    History was made here. Tuesday night was forever solidified as anal night, despite coinciding with taco tuesday. Bad planning, or simply another step towards purposeful chaos? I'll let you decide. Personally I'm just happy to be here. Thanks for the clip.

    • @A.LeMayo
      @A.LeMayo 5 місяців тому +7

      criminally underrated

    • @johnj.spurgin7037
      @johnj.spurgin7037 5 місяців тому

      The very idea of An*l night being Taco Tuesday should be stochastic terrorism.

    • @dontshanonau1335
      @dontshanonau1335 3 місяці тому +3

      Towards the end, that felt like another episode of "Jonathan Frakes asks you questions".

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@dontshanonau1335:
      Frakes: "Can a fertilzed octopus egg grow inside the human body?"

  • @sirmidor
    @sirmidor 5 місяців тому +159

    It's a real treat when you think the VOD will be nuked but it and all the precious slurs contained within are still safe.

    • @DM-mi4je
      @DM-mi4je 5 місяців тому +11

      Sleep well hard R you have many more battle to go.

  • @qliphalpuzzle5453
    @qliphalpuzzle5453 5 місяців тому +35

    The Bostonian dating ritual is going on here

  • @RedHeracross
    @RedHeracross 5 місяців тому +33

    Oh Kirsche alert lore

  • @rigg4146
    @rigg4146 5 місяців тому +14

    someone needs to make a Kirsche fallout 4 companion mod, I'm sure there's more than enough boston related clips to put together some dialogue

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 5 місяців тому +6

      Aw shit here we go again *reinstalls creative engine development kit*

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Місяць тому

      Kirsche would definitely give serious competition against Cait or Curie. 😂

  • @Div-Hour
    @Div-Hour 5 місяців тому +4

    Hello mom didn’t recognise you with your clothes on … love you kirsche from England

  • @1234redwing
    @1234redwing 5 місяців тому +6

    I wouldn't say my dad was naked all the time, but he wouldn't really care if he was naked around us and, me and my brother didn't really care either, its not like we hadn't seen anything like that before, the mostly that was just when he got out of the shower. Everyone else in the house it was a different matter.

  • @Acratess
    @Acratess 5 місяців тому +7

    My mom didn’t really care if we saw her naked when she got out of the shower, if it was hot or if she needed to strip out of clothes after cleaning the barn.
    If we said anything she would usually just say “I brought you into this world” or “nothing you hadn’t seen when you were a kid” lmao

  • @Sir.FluffyBottoms
    @Sir.FluffyBottoms 5 місяців тому +10

    If I don’t tell my homie that bussy was grippin was it really grippin?

  • @MrZoichi
    @MrZoichi 5 місяців тому

    Turtle Boy is a priceless treasure 😂

  • @memelord3117
    @memelord3117 5 місяців тому +1

    Hes not from boston i grew up next towm over and hated him for years for shittingon my town lmao

  • @lunamoon_001
    @lunamoon_001 5 місяців тому +1

    🤍💙
    hi
    🤍💙

  • @SourGrapeVA
    @SourGrapeVA 5 місяців тому +57

    High level pure Boston trolling leaving that message: "Tues night is a*al night." HAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHA! Beautiful.

  • @supermaster2012
    @supermaster2012 5 місяців тому +41

    6:15 that's actually why phones are not allowed to be transmitting on airplanes, it's super annoying for the pilots to try to have a technical conversation with the ATC while their headset is beepity boopiting constantly from all the phones trying to find the nonexistent cell tower.

  • @ryanyvegaify
    @ryanyvegaify 4 місяці тому +17

    This makes me nostalgic for the time when your politicians would have the decency to resign when their bad behavior was exposed. Hell Jerry Springer was the mayor of Cincinnati and resigned when he got caught trying to pay a hooker with a check. Now this current groups attitude when you question their behavior is how dare you!?

  • @iambinarymind
    @iambinarymind 5 місяців тому +57

    Oh hells yeah.... it's ya boy "Tuesday Night's A*** Night" Docta Turtle Boy!!! 🐢👦 ||

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits 5 місяців тому +39

    The more I hear about other people's messed up families, the more grateful I am for how normal my family is.

  • @CPL.van7
    @CPL.van7 5 місяців тому +31

    17:00 Not in the poopa nor in the fupa.
    Tush Tuesdays. YEYEYEYE

  • @Exile_Sky
    @Exile_Sky 5 місяців тому +24

    Learning that Kirsche's mother was kind of ratchet makes some sense.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 5 місяців тому

      I refuse to believe she's a real human being.

  • @dudeistpreist5721
    @dudeistpreist5721 4 місяці тому +5

    My mom would walk around naked too, it's gross and I hate parents who do that. It's mostly shameless women.

  • @gagefisher4785
    @gagefisher4785 5 місяців тому +21

    >calling them Zionists is anti-Semitic
    >"that's the one thing you can't do, is talk shit about them"
    He's so close.

    • @en-men-lu-ana6870
      @en-men-lu-ana6870 5 місяців тому +9

      I think that's the joke there.

    • @maxfraxx3349
      @maxfraxx3349 5 місяців тому +3

      Ever since meeting Joshua Graham I kinda like the term Zionist, it sounds cool

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 5 місяців тому +9

      @@maxfraxx3349but it's wrong because not all Jews are Zionists, you're just wasting racism points by not going all the way

    • @kurosu-samaklipleri7090
      @kurosu-samaklipleri7090 2 місяці тому

      Some rtrded/evangelist Christians also have Zionist motivations

    • @LukSter18998
      @LukSter18998 27 днів тому

      what an old thing to say

  • @marksullivan2978
    @marksullivan2978 5 місяців тому +34

    Kirches dad probably got with her mom because he thought he could fix her lol

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 5 місяців тому +7

      🤣👌🏻
      💀

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 5 місяців тому +17

      Learn from that man, fucking learn from him, you cannot fix her, some people are just fundamentally broken.

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 5 місяців тому +22

    I read the thumbnail as "Angl Night? WTF is an Angl Night?"
    God, I'm dumb.

    • @xyz39808
      @xyz39808 5 місяців тому +10

      getting up to some naughty late night straightedge-and-compass constructions

  • @DeusExAngelo
    @DeusExAngelo 5 місяців тому +7

    I can't the believe this anime fox girl has an uncle who is a turtle.
    Is this how Boston works?

  • @MartyrPandaGaming
    @MartyrPandaGaming 5 місяців тому +32

    7:40 - That "Oh, shit..." expression.

  • @hansbrackhaus8017
    @hansbrackhaus8017 5 місяців тому +8

    You know, I actually don't think parental nudity is harmful to ones children, but there's SO MUCH dangerous/degenerate stuff going on nowadays outside of ones home that I'd still advise against it.
    If that makes sense. Like, I wouldn't want to make it easier to open some pathways of reaching any child, especially my own, for some degenerates by being nude around my child.
    But yeah my mom was a bit like yours, and my sister kept stealing my lewds, I was also mainly raised by my grandmother lol so...we have that in common, too.
    I don't think the 'naughty' part has any bearing, though, at least not on me. It's a thing ...and its in my mind but I need active reasons to think about it. Like this video.
    Or some of the media like the anime Golden Boy. Which my sister and mother watched together religiously. Or all the explicit badgering and nosing my mom did regarding any of my love life, especially when I was young lol.
    I still was a pretty upstanding and caring person, both when it comes to relationships as outside of them.
    That said...I have seen wrinkly fleshes several times in my life, including onetime where a drunk off her arse 67 year old neighboress rang me up at 5 am, buck naked, because she locked herself out while in a beer stupor.
    Or a neighbor lady who had to flee her house due to her abusive husband that one time.
    Or my own grandma cause I was her caretaker when her health tanked. None of that ever got in the way of actual women lol. It only comes up in jokey conversations cause, imagine being like 16 years old and you get woken up at 5 am and theres a completely naked drunk old chick outside, at first it's like EUGH, but then you just give her a blanket and help her out.

  • @Justsomedude979
    @Justsomedude979 5 місяців тому +18

    Peak Boston

  • @uninspiredrambler
    @uninspiredrambler 5 місяців тому +7

    I'm always thankful that Kirsche is as stable & critical as she is. Especially when we hear her mother stories. Jesus Christ

  • @JJ-yn6eb
    @JJ-yn6eb 5 місяців тому +16

    This is why I think I like this vtuber and probably the first one I ever subscribed to because she can just crack jokes about her childhood because it's a good way of moving past it I think.
    My mother tased me once and stabbed me in the face with a fork and tried to shoot me just because I looked like my abusive father and every time she had one of her moments she just tried to mutilate me.
    Looking back I think it's funny and I make fun of it because how are you going to be mad at me because you got beef with somebody else?

  • @Fraulein_Sausageball
    @Fraulein_Sausageball 5 місяців тому +13

    For some reason, that dude kinda reminds me of Len Cardinale, the archer who cures target panic.

  • @rigorm136
    @rigorm136 5 місяців тому +14

    Random question but would you ever consider doing a collaboration stream with Mister Metokur?

    • @hansbrackhaus8017
      @hansbrackhaus8017 5 місяців тому +1

      I know Kirsche likes MM...I used to like him too, but I consider him virtually identical with a fed. He was one of the biggest fearmongers regarding the coofening and it truly was a nothingburger.
      And when nothing happened he suddenly caught some mild cancer that for some reason prevented him from streaming.
      The only place he is legitimate is in a pigs eye. And if you don't know what that expression means, in a pigs eye, it means. "I'm the emperor of china" or "Yeah, nah."

    • @rigorm136
      @rigorm136 5 місяців тому

      @@indigopandora1829sweet

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 5 місяців тому

      If the cancer aids don't get him

  • @monty80085
    @monty80085 5 місяців тому +4

    It wasn't a sextape. It was a post game courtside interview.

  • @hansbrackhaus8017
    @hansbrackhaus8017 5 місяців тому +4

    >you can't do it, you can't say anything about the Jews
    I absolutely can and do and did and will do. But I do hold back on other peoples socials.

  • @RE-sc9bz
    @RE-sc9bz 5 місяців тому +6

    Oh my, the media only reported on the controversy when she was noticing tunnels under New York? Hahahahaha... truly they need removed from our country. Yesterday.

  • @VladTepesh409
    @VladTepesh409 28 днів тому +1

    I like how he says the left and the right will come for you if you name the Jew. So true.

  • @georgelooney8949
    @georgelooney8949 Місяць тому +1

    I, for one, will never be able to hear a clip of Tidus laughing without thinking about this now. 😲

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 5 місяців тому +6

    OH NO! I was not prepped for "using Tidus' laughter to drown out the sound of my mom"!

  • @0-kingsloth-020
    @0-kingsloth-020 5 місяців тому +2

    23:47 kirshe i think i know why your dad married your mom

  • @Ralphopotamus
    @Ralphopotamus 5 місяців тому +6

    Kirsche confirmed as a moaner. ❤❤❤❤❤❤

    • @ineverknowdoyou
      @ineverknowdoyou 5 місяців тому

      Why tf does google translate "Kirsche" -> "Cherry" in this?

    • @Ralphopotamus
      @Ralphopotamus 5 місяців тому +4

      @@ineverknowdoyou i think thats german for cherry

    • @ineverknowdoyou
      @ineverknowdoyou 5 місяців тому

      @@Ralphopotamus Thats actually pretty cool. Thanks for the info. (:

  • @shanesutton336
    @shanesutton336 Місяць тому +1

    This might of been one of the best Videos i've seen in months!

  • @donnykafkaesquianis7518
    @donnykafkaesquianis7518 5 місяців тому +5

    Haha he said it! He said the thing!

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 5 місяців тому +9

    Holy f*** , Kirsche is really ancient - In the most recent lore drop she casually mentioned her dad being 51. That means she's 32 or older at this point.

    • @supermaster2012
      @supermaster2012 5 місяців тому +11

      How is being 32 ancient lmao

    • @robertblume2951
      @robertblume2951 5 місяців тому +12

      @@supermaster2012 As a 39 year old, I must be dead.

    • @kipkipper-lg9vl
      @kipkipper-lg9vl 4 місяці тому +4

      Being female, your old the day you turn 25

    • @plain_simple_garak
      @plain_simple_garak 3 місяці тому +4

      She said she grew up in the 80's, I'd guess 40 at least

  • @VladTepesh409
    @VladTepesh409 28 днів тому

    Unfortunately, my grandmother on my mother's side showed me her mastectomy. 😵
    Even my mom was like, "don't show him that, mom!"

  • @mattbutler5083
    @mattbutler5083 11 днів тому

    My dad was in the army for 20 years so he had no problem walking around naked to wake us up for school after his shower. Worst part was me and my brother shared a room and i slept on the bottom bunk. I think it's situational. I think we can all agree not right after sex.

  • @AzayBae
    @AzayBae 5 місяців тому +1

    Kirshe, I'll tell you, it is 100% not normal to see your parents naked. Especially that much.
    The one time I saw my Dad naked is scarred into my mind still as a grown as man lmao

  • @aglassofmilk5802
    @aglassofmilk5802 5 місяців тому +2

    11:41 IT DOES

  • @robg1151
    @robg1151 5 місяців тому +1

    This vid is the definition of too much info 😮

  • @zero451208
    @zero451208 5 місяців тому

    Trauma bo ding with Kirsche is my favorite.

  • @scotchedtape
    @scotchedtape 3 місяці тому

    7:52 Based alert ⚠️

  • @petercooper456
    @petercooper456 5 місяців тому

    What a King.

  • @FGustoh
    @FGustoh 5 місяців тому

    Return of the Legend!

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 5 місяців тому

    I think being naked around your child is fine if you're not of opposite sex.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 місяців тому

      That said being nude around your son while having a boner is still a no-no .

    • @kipkipper-lg9vl
      @kipkipper-lg9vl 4 місяці тому +2

      Nah can't agree with that

  • @lofwyr5063
    @lofwyr5063 5 місяців тому +7

    YT seems to filter my comments again.
    But yeah to the guy asking if you'll collab with Jim/MM.
    I'd recommend against it. I used to be a fan too, but he just glows to me.
    >be him
    >'rona happened'
    >fearmongers
    >HARD
    >actually nothingburger and most likely truly a scam
    >well Jim?
    >uhh my cancer hurts owwwwie owwww I can't stream now, maybe later.
    Yeah....... very sus. I don't trust him.

    • @weiss3288
      @weiss3288 5 місяців тому

      I still can't understand this logic. Why would he intentionally stop streaming multiple times a week as he was in 2018/2019, earning way more money than he is now? Reminder that even with his streams hitting 10k when he does one once in a blue moon that he used to hit double that back when he was streaming more consistently at that. Also just listen to the dude when he talks in the past couple years, he sounds like death. And the time it'd take to fake all the documents and medication he's shown (also only shown because deranged lunatics like Mersh are downplaying his debilitating body so he felt obligated to) to earn less money in the long run makes zero sense. Also he still stands by what he said about covid, he owns that he overhyped it and he stands by his opinion on it. He's also mentioned before (while talking to Nick Fuentes iirc) that he never got the covid vaccines. It's not hard to use your head based on things he's said in the past that he's an accelerationist so when he saw the covid shit hit the fan of course he expected shit to get worse. It's easy to say that he was wrong in hindsight when everyone in the moment was pretty fucking anxious about it.

    • @RustyShackleford-hq2mr
      @RustyShackleford-hq2mr 5 місяців тому +1

      You should know that for the first 4 months of the pandemic that the "right wing" thought that Rona would destroy civilization because they believed it was a weapon.
      Don't out yourself as a tourist so readily

    • @vidyastuff3509
      @vidyastuff3509 5 місяців тому +7

      Mersh is that you? Or are you #1 in the sector?

    • @lofwyr5063
      @lofwyr5063 5 місяців тому

      @@vidyastuff3509 I legitimately do not know who (I assume its a person) is.
      I simply was already jaded by 'doom' at that point, especially after the "oh god Germany is being overrun by migrants and everyone is getting truck kun'd" and I, living in one of the most diverse states of German (NRW) pretty much seeing nothing of that.
      (Boy was it a great trick to pretend that setup was legit by pretending noone wanted to host that 'one video' except breitbart, if it's that saucy, then it must be true!)
      Or how everyone is welcoming refugees, or how everyone is ...well, doomed.
      But since then, I have come to the following conclusion:
      The larger the percentage of any population is covered in any sort of media, either mass, or 'niche' (like that breitbart stunt)... the less it should be on media, and thus, the less trustworthy it is.
      To put it into concrete words: If 90% of all women near you were lizards, would you need media coverage, or would you, due to the fact that it's friggin NINETY PERCENT, be able to see for yourself?
      It's like why noone covers dogs peeing on lampposts, why would anyone cover that, it's something that's know.
      And if these outlets are the only ones "who get to the real scoop" with their 'expertise' and 'insight' ...meaning it's such a hard and secretive thing to get at, then how do they arrive at percentages like 50+?
      So...I don't know what you are asking me about, I'm just a burnt out guy on BS...and I consider Jim to fit right into that kind of smoke and mirrors. Nothing more, nothing less.

    • @d3bugged
      @d3bugged 5 місяців тому +1

      I see what you mean but you're overreacting, though he did go all stupid and sperg out over someone named Mersh (who you will be accused of being). Sweetie squad is an e-cult, guy should've left the internet.

  • @NeatNightOwl
    @NeatNightOwl 5 місяців тому +3

    Should we get Kirsche in contact with this guy?

  • @hybridShinx
    @hybridShinx 5 місяців тому +3

    Me: *vibing with Snoop Dogg in the back ground*