Finding Me An E-girl On Disboard

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  • The FBI finally does their job for once
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 159

  • @BlackVulcanX
    @BlackVulcanX 5 місяців тому +213

    I don't trust the internet when it comes to making friends, especially a girlfriend.

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 5 місяців тому

      Yes, vtubers

    • @LazyassedLamenter
      @LazyassedLamenter 5 місяців тому +8

      I learned that one first day of minecraft mp. Invited a random dude to my first hut and faction only for him to leave and try to slaughter me for my stuff. But managed to fuck em up. Ever since than I can't trust mfs

    • @JRock3091
      @JRock3091 5 місяців тому +19

      That's because it's not a girl on the other end, it's a fed.

    • @0cedced
      @0cedced 5 місяців тому +10

      Always assume the person on the other side of the internet is lying about who they are.

    • @kevlarandchrome
      @kevlarandchrome 5 місяців тому +5

      But there are hot single (agents) in your area waiting for you to click now!

  • @SpartanTrigger
    @SpartanTrigger 5 місяців тому +190

    We all know women on the internet aren’t real

    • @hybridShinx
      @hybridShinx 5 місяців тому +1

      Is not that, they just hard to find that's all

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 5 місяців тому +7

      @@sovsurvEhem, 7’2” casual viewer.

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 5 місяців тому +18

      Guy
      In
      Real
      Life

    • @NotsilYmerej
      @NotsilYmerej 5 місяців тому +1

      On the internet, women are men, and children are FBI agents.
      God, I wish children were still just glowies.

    • @RuinedBlackCat
      @RuinedBlackCat 5 місяців тому

      Rule 30

  • @coldacid
    @coldacid 5 місяців тому +92

    And I thought her normal tabs were cursed.

  • @Liquid-XIII
    @Liquid-XIII 5 місяців тому +78

    "Hold up, do I still have a tab for ABC open?" They never close.

    • @JaxFPrime81
      @JaxFPrime81 Місяць тому

      no wonder why her PC is fucked lol

  • @cyan8237
    @cyan8237 5 місяців тому +43

    Ayo wtf Lia catching a hell of a stray.

  • @fakeosis
    @fakeosis 5 місяців тому +64

    ladies if a man uses cis unironically. leave

    • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
      @xXx_Regulus_xXx 5 місяців тому +11

      men who use nuspeak are current or future grapists.

    • @yhubtfufvcfyfc
      @yhubtfufvcfyfc 4 місяці тому

      I hope I'm misinterpreting this comment, but this seems like transphobia. Trans people are people and should be treated as you would treat any other person. Sometimes it is useful to have a word for non-trans people and that is all cis is, nothing nefarious at all.

    • @Draco19977
      @Draco19977 4 місяці тому +12

      @@yhubtfufvcfyfcit’s nefarious whether you think it ain’t or not. Creating a word for non mentally ill people then using it like a dirty word is the definition of nefarious. No one who uses the word cis uses it in good faith. It’s treated like a slur for good reason it’s almost always used like one.

    • @yhubtfufvcfyfc
      @yhubtfufvcfyfc 4 місяці тому

      @@Draco19977 We must be frequenting different communities because I can't recall a single time where I've seen it used as a slur (although I've seen it used when talking about how most people struggle to understand trans people and some transpeople feeling more comfortable being around other transpeople). If there are people (like me) who don't know that some people consider it a slur I feel like it is fair to assume good faith when seeing it. Being open to it being intended as a neutral description feels very reasonable here.

    • @AGW99-df3yg
      @AGW99-df3yg 4 місяці тому +8

      @@yhubtfufvcfyfc you should be open minded to the fact that not everyone adheres to your culture or needs to use your language

  • @irishijo1
    @irishijo1 5 місяців тому +61

    You know, I gave up drinking years ago after a series of bad choices. Thank you editor for making me pick back up my alchoholism

  • @CenturionMax789
    @CenturionMax789 5 місяців тому +35

    Man, when the server went down, my immediate thought was "Oh check your signal, maybe it's just wifi crapping out", then I remembered this was streamed. Lol. Glad the FBI were on the ball for once, I guess it just took a funny Fox Woman noticing to get the Federal Lurkers activated. Thanks for the clips Kir. Hope you're doing well.

  • @kevlarandchrome
    @kevlarandchrome 5 місяців тому +22

    Reject the pipe dream of fixing her. Embrace the glory that is making her worse.

  • @nondescriptstraightwhitema6138
    @nondescriptstraightwhitema6138 5 місяців тому +24

    ... I don't want to be here anymore.

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 5 місяців тому +13

    It always amazes me that the same people who can’t stand an age gap because it “feels like MAP behavior,” also set up situations where actual MAPs can thrive.
    I’m not sure if it’s gross (in both senses of the word) negligence, or if it’s intentional…

    • @Kate-lu1yd
      @Kate-lu1yd 5 місяців тому +8

      It's definitely intentional.

    • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
      @xXx_Regulus_xXx 5 місяців тому

      it's mostly intentional and whatever portion isn't intentional consists of useful idiots

    • @Gibby34340
      @Gibby34340 2 місяці тому +2

      It's 100% intentional. They use "being against age gaps" as an excuse and distraction, virtue signaling in its purest form...

  • @SK8GEEK1
    @SK8GEEK1 5 місяців тому +38

    Oh god I might need to download destiny again to find my autistic girl

    • @chillNinjaLowSkill
      @chillNinjaLowSkill 5 місяців тому

      you’ll just end up becoming gay

    • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
      @xXx_Regulus_xXx 5 місяців тому +1

      Nanobites might be your dream girl if you like artistic vtubers who play destiny

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 5 місяців тому +15

    Y'know, when I thought "kirin", I thought of the vtuber Ceres Fauna, who is very sweet and wholesome.
    Thanks for ruining that for me, Kirsche. I feel like a need a brush to clean my brain - the kind that you use to clean pans.
    Anyways, hope you're already having fun on your vacation~

  • @Ravensgale
    @Ravensgale 5 місяців тому +7

    What's funny is the current relationship I'm in outlasted the MMO we met on.😂

  • @evaporatednut9824
    @evaporatednut9824 5 місяців тому +34

    I can not find a woman to save my life. God is all I have, and God is all I need.

    • @thunderring8056
      @thunderring8056 5 місяців тому +10

      Based, still hope you find someone.

    • @leargamma4912
      @leargamma4912 5 місяців тому +4

      Same

    • @papascronch
      @papascronch 5 місяців тому +3

      Stay strong keeping that snake in the basket brother

    • @DakkaBert
      @DakkaBert 5 місяців тому +1

      Amen brother, your tradwife is just around the corner i know it

    • @johngonzalez2495
      @johngonzalez2495 3 місяці тому

      Stay pure till you find the right one

  • @tarkusd7534
    @tarkusd7534 5 місяців тому +16

    but i dont wanna get into another mmo anymore

  • @MrAngryMonkey100
    @MrAngryMonkey100 5 місяців тому +30

    wtf? this is pedo stuff and discord and lawenforcment should be notified

    • @evilgremlin
      @evilgremlin 5 місяців тому +7

      discord is too busy banning for legal fictional content (loli) to bother with actual groomers

    • @randacnam7321
      @randacnam7321 5 місяців тому +10

      "Stop!!! We're hitting our own xirs/xems!" -Discord staff during nonce purges, probably.

    • @leargamma4912
      @leargamma4912 5 місяців тому +1

      They're too busy policing hate speech and lolis

    • @salkhan2284
      @salkhan2284 5 місяців тому +7

      Implying discord will harm their own tribesmen

    • @DakkaBert
      @DakkaBert 5 місяців тому

      discord staff are mostly pedo furries, and those servers are glowie hunting grounds, no way they'll be taken down

  • @Sonicsaber
    @Sonicsaber 5 місяців тому +20

    God, the internet is a yin/yang of being blessed and cursed.

  • @Justsomedude979
    @Justsomedude979 5 місяців тому +9

    I had no clue that there were dating discords.... Wtf. Some super Sus stuff.

  • @crispyjoe1075
    @crispyjoe1075 5 місяців тому +21

    Kirsche rule #13 Do not cook or eat while watching Kirsche video.

    • @stechuskaktus3577
      @stechuskaktus3577 5 місяців тому +3

      i should know that by now, but I keep breaking this rule.

    • @spasmplayer7422
      @spasmplayer7422 3 місяці тому

      Just learned it a little too late, thanks.

  • @RuinedBlackCat
    @RuinedBlackCat 5 місяців тому +6

    Hot single feds in my computer, sign me up!

  • @LichCrypt
    @LichCrypt 5 місяців тому +9

    Dating servers are "minor friendly" because... well, did you forget your teenage years? Most of us were hormonal tornadoes.
    And of course, predators are ready to exploit that.

  • @rallaa941
    @rallaa941 5 місяців тому +9

    I met my girlfriend on an avatar forum. (not Gaia)

  • @VillainViran
    @VillainViran 5 місяців тому +10

    Lotta she/hers around

    • @coltonwilkie241
      @coltonwilkie241 2 місяці тому

      Yet a distinct lack of seeing/them tiddies

  • @mrghost3272
    @mrghost3272 5 місяців тому +3

    Kirsche is right about the MMOs especially the ones that go unnoticed like Toram (it has fishing)

  • @Koppu1doragon
    @Koppu1doragon 5 місяців тому +3

    I feel she forgets that some of these are just scams and bots or scam bots

  • @IncredibleMD
    @IncredibleMD 5 місяців тому +7

    Kirsche's taking discord mod applications? Finally, my time has come, nya.

  • @iSWORDftw
    @iSWORDftw 5 місяців тому +3

    4:20 I can't believe you confused Greek with Russian SMH unsubbed lol

  • @silree7260
    @silree7260 5 місяців тому +8

    Kiran is what happens when your dad doesn't beat you enough

    • @avroarchitect1793
      @avroarchitect1793 3 місяці тому

      did you not read the donations on screen? HE WAS IN HER CHAT WATCHING THE STEAM!

    • @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290
      @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 Місяць тому

      Judging by the diaper thing, he didn't get much attention from his mother either.

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 5 місяців тому +10

    it's a rare flavor because all the ones playing it for themselves have a man with em lol

  • @XxzaidosxX
    @XxzaidosxX 5 місяців тому +5

    Abdl furries in my area? Time to move

  • @SlicesLemons
    @SlicesLemons 5 місяців тому +23

    🍒 I MISS KIRSCHE!!! 🍒

  • @just_blumpin_off
    @just_blumpin_off 5 місяців тому +2

    “Since we can’t me irl right now anyway”

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 5 місяців тому +3

    I remember when we lost our virginity at 13 due to our babysitters back in the 2000's.

  • @deathgod1142
    @deathgod1142 5 місяців тому +1

    7:24 was watch this while eating I don't recommend almost throw up my dinner

  • @stormstrider
    @stormstrider 5 місяців тому +3

    met my wife of 20 years on FFXI

  • @PenTheMighty
    @PenTheMighty 5 місяців тому +3

    7:30-10:03 I have no mouth and I must scream.

  • @limbothebiggay1709
    @limbothebiggay1709 5 місяців тому +5

    Glowy real

  • @TheScribeScribe
    @TheScribeScribe 5 місяців тому +1

    I really don't wanna play an mmo again. I'll stay single.

  • @zimbabwebill2203
    @zimbabwebill2203 5 місяців тому +3

    first

  • @iambinarymind
    @iambinarymind 5 місяців тому +2

    Foxu finds the most interesting places online

  • @sephuris5555
    @sephuris5555 5 місяців тому +2

    Dear fucking Christ....just, just send the fucking meteor

  • @me67galaxylife
    @me67galaxylife 5 місяців тому +3

    what. the fuck.

  • @christerprestberg3973
    @christerprestberg3973 5 місяців тому

    "We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of DISCORD. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire online community, and consign millions of souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects."
    - Ordo Malleus Fleet, Dawn of War II: Retribution"-slightly modified >.>

  • @aldairlara5582
    @aldairlara5582 5 місяців тому +2

    Wow
    wtf are some of those profiles

  • @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290
    @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 Місяць тому

    I never knew that people used Discord for dating purposes... well, they seem to be trying to at least.
    Still weird.

  • @mllhild
    @mllhild 4 місяці тому

    Im always confused how people in the USA are so sensitive to the age of people in relationships. Having age gaps of 5+ is pretty common when teenage girls date. One guy has a car, muscles and money, the other one a skateboard.

  • @hansbrackhaus8017
    @hansbrackhaus8017 5 місяців тому +1

    This is some chris chan stuff, especially the love quest daddy craigslist ad...

  • @JalisR
    @JalisR 5 місяців тому

    Seriously hope no one's excited for Blue Protocol, I played that pile of shit on JP server and there is nothing redeemable about it. It is so boring.

  • @SSBMFAITE
    @SSBMFAITE 5 місяців тому +2

    Made the mistake of clicking on this while eating

  • @aabbccddeeffgg1234
    @aabbccddeeffgg1234 5 місяців тому

    2:40 wait, so which mmo specifically do i go to in order to bag you?

  • @alexnunn2161
    @alexnunn2161 4 місяці тому

    27:14 i believe they where talking about europe, kirche

  • @cidmon4566
    @cidmon4566 5 місяців тому

    Don’t go to discord,plz don’t….Amazing

  • @ContinueTheBloodline
    @ContinueTheBloodline 5 місяців тому +1

    29:50 Kirsche is so based

  • @legendaryscrub
    @legendaryscrub 5 місяців тому

    Humanity had a good run while it lasted...

  • @TheSilversepiroth
    @TheSilversepiroth 2 місяці тому

    FBI said "oh fuck we got caught"

  • @Reac2
    @Reac2 5 місяців тому +1

    7:30 Internet final boss

  • @nullbubble791
    @nullbubble791 5 місяців тому

    Boston Fox Waifu Looking 4 Love

  • @Ryuondo
    @Ryuondo 5 місяців тому

    Gotta expose the glowies!

  • @cosmicelectron
    @cosmicelectron 5 місяців тому

    It feels stupid that these servers even have a listed age limit, if you were trying to be dating server that has minors (not that I support them) why even include a age requirement, if it's not be 18+, all it does is make you look suscipous as hell

  • @Mecks089
    @Mecks089 5 місяців тому

    19:42 Sooo is Kirsche saying she *_can_* be corrected then???
    It's possible to correct this fox?

  • @54fedase90
    @54fedase90 5 місяців тому

    Okay, now I feel ashamed tor unironicly going to that website

  • @pippupaladin
    @pippupaladin 5 місяців тому

    I gotta admit, trawling MMOs to try to pull an Airi sounds pretty tempting...

  • @Virtual_Maid_Miyu_Full_Menu
    @Virtual_Maid_Miyu_Full_Menu 5 місяців тому +1

    Wew

  • @GameUpOG
    @GameUpOG 5 місяців тому

    Don't dating apps have to be for adults? I've never heard of one aimed at teens. So why can discord allow servers to be opened up for something like this for minors.

    • @gamingforever9121
      @gamingforever9121 4 місяці тому

      Because legally speaking discord isn’t a dating service. They avoid the laws.

  • @erick4840
    @erick4840 5 місяців тому

    oh yeah, accidentally clicked the dating site

  • @gfdnnfnfgnfgn
    @gfdnnfnfgnfgn 5 місяців тому

    nothing wrong with 20yo with a 15yo

  • @backslash_iii
    @backslash_iii 5 місяців тому

    No way this isn't a honeypot or something lmaoooo

  • @balazsvarga1823
    @balazsvarga1823 5 місяців тому

    The CIA one is at least honest.

  • @bigMax1337
    @bigMax1337 5 місяців тому

    No not disboard

  • @keatonmc1
    @keatonmc1 5 місяців тому

    “The Homies”

  • @Mondoness
    @Mondoness 5 місяців тому

    Thanks dad

  • @Tom-fl8eh
    @Tom-fl8eh 5 місяців тому

    I’ve avoided WoW my entire life. Maybe it’s time to give it a try.

    • @Blunthammer
      @Blunthammer 5 місяців тому +6

      No, skip it. You missed the good times by about 20 years.

    • @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290
      @boneman-calciumenjoyer8290 Місяць тому

      No, go anywhere else. Blizzard should not be supported if you can help it.

  • @hybridShinx
    @hybridShinx 5 місяців тому +1

    I want to meet femboys, thats all