Kirsche Lore: The Facebook Grannies of 4chan
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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Truly the most underrepresented demographic
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Now, I'm picturing a bunch of sweet grammys analyzing flight patterns and using geolocation tools to try and track down Shia LeBouf's flag.
Never too late to learn how to weaponise the tism.
"I recognize that frog! No, the cricket frog!"
since a lot of old people has knowledge about alot of thing compared to modern person yeah.
Picks up phone: “Janice? Are you there? Oh hello Janice, yes I’m doing well how are your grandkids? Oh that’s just wonderful you must be so proud of Tim. Anyways I wanted to call about the flag I was watching the stream last night and I recognized some of the constellations and saw a flight pass by from the East. No I didn’t see which company but the constellations are Gemini and Orion. Ok glad I could be of help, oh also are you coming to Bunco on Tuesday? Wonderful I will see you there ok? Ok bye bye Janice see you on Tuesday.”
Nah, they are anything but sweet.
The type of grannies that would visit 4chan would be the worst facebook Karens
Imagine the slurs someone that old knows 😂
remember: they're the ogs behind many of those slurs 😂
@@dead-claudia in 50 years we'll be the OGs behind the current slurs, it's the cycle of life.
Just like how the Romans called those traitorous "Punic", the cycle of life and slurs continues.
They're probably the only people on 4chan old enough to remember the word "Sambo."
The slur sages
The ancient texts.
They all laughed at her until Doris solved the quadruple murder.
That's just the plot of like forty percent of British detective novels.
@@DistractedGlobeGuy Hey, who doesn't like Marple?
/gran/ needs to be a board for the grannies. Imagine the actual basket weaving, and knitting in such a board
imagine the shitposting in the actual literal basket weaving board
>imagine not weaving with flax
COULDN'T BE ME
Isn’t there a crafting/diy board? I remember there being something like that back when I used to lurk.
I’d go for sewing tips
Make it on 8moe :^)
As someone who's grandparents were shitposters IRL, I love her. Based 4Gram, may her cookies always be warm and fresh, may her knitted sweaters always be comfy.
"On the internet, no one know you're a gramma."
I know you're a dog you can't fool me with this granma talk
@@raumfahreturschutzeI know you're a spider you can't fool me with this dog talk
@@Oversensitive-S-poster rofl I think my OG comment got shadowbanned
@@raumfahreturschutze OOF
Some peopleget their weird news from 4chan.
Other lazier people, like myself, get their weird news from Kirsche.
And some of the twisted ones think she’s just an adorable foxu who should be protected at all costs and the info she graces us with is “normal” :)
It took me like 8 repetitions of the word to realize she was saying "Pepe" and not "PeePee"
The funniest part of this to me is that this is the future we're inevitably hurtling towards. It's still hilarious though
Especially considering that we (in theory) will get old. We'll be the ones prattling on about 4chan and Vtubers and all this other weird shit. Diagnosing dementia is gonna be a bitch at that point
HAG LOVE
"In theory" omg you're killing me 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Based Gran Community
4chan literally built for BGC
BASED
GRANNY
COOKING
Be careful there, you'll summon the Greek anon.
Oh my god, the idea of grannies browsing 4chan just brings a massive smile on my face, it's adorable.
My grandma died this Wednesday. It brings a smile to my face to see my favorite autistic fox talk about 4grans.
Never change crazy room temp ketchup lady.
My condolences on your loss, glad you can still find things that make you smile when you think of her.
@spk1121 thanks bro. That means alot anon. This week has sucked pretty bad, guess fate has a funny way of trying to cheer us up at our lowest. Haha
@@UncleBaconMan: God is good, even when the circumstances aren't. I try to keep that in mind when times are toughest, and when I fail and get angry at Him, I know He can handle that, too. I'll be sure to keep you in my prayers this week. In the meantime, keep putting one foot in front of the other! 🤗
Grannys do enjoy the basket weaving forum
Maybe the real 4channers were the grannies we met along the way.
Based grannie catching killers
Somewhere, there's a granny knitting a nice pair of socks whilst reading a thread on /k/ about a man accidentally making napalm shotgun shells.
And she's shitposting about deerfucking while cackling like a witch out of a fairy tale.
I for one welcome our geriatric newfriends.
This is just amazing. What's most amazing is when you realize there has to be a mini civil war within the segments of 4chan that are interacting with the "4grans" on whether to troll the shit out of them or treat them nice. "SHE GAVE US HER CREDIT CARD INFO! WE ABUSE THAT!" - "No, she's cool. We protect her innosense until the end"
that is the charm of the famous hacker known as 4chan, you never know how he is going to act, almost like is more than one person
@@deviousmile669 yeah something similar to a chinese hacker LMAO and his family (LMFAO, LMBAO), everyone knows them and are always mentioned in seemingly random places...
"Computre" clearly the commonwealth way of spelling "Computer".🤣
As a Canadian, I can tell you with 100% certainty we DO NOT spell computer that way lmao
@@ResidentWeevil2077 >As a Canadian
My deepest and most sincere condolences, Leafbro...
so many dystopian futures imagined
yet we accomplished living the funniest
Am Australia can confirm life descends into 360p in poor reception areas
Most people can't be bothered pushing out the syllables so we just PC
Oh no, the old ladies are getting news from an online discussion forum instead of a reliable source like an indie radio host, this is literally the apocalypse.
I died laughing at "Can you please help me crack the code" 💀
Thanks for the video, this was great lmao
Get her a man. We can't have Kir die when she's 40. I will lose hope in humanity if that happens. Please woman. Live. We want to hear pregnant tangents.
my grandpa could have made the toughest shitposter blush with the line he would say...and my grandmother was with him for decades. Let the 4grans lurk and play
Gigabased grans
Hello there. I am part of the Side Scrollers community. I just wanted to say that you were great on the show on Friday. Hope to see you back again sometime.
22:20 spoon feeding is required because they can't eat by themselves anymore lmao
Wild. Grandma stays hip with the autist detective squad. More lore for the Regarded Librarium.
THE 4GRAN THE 4GRAN IS REAL!!!
"Can we get much higher, sonny?"
Gran is going to wake up one day and click her heels together and say "There is no place like 4chan".
Oh no, they're gonna see "take your meds" so often then accidently overdose
I haven't laughed this hard in months. Thank you Kirsche. Future actually looks brighter knowing about 4grans.
Grammy has a portrait of the FMSU Brendan Frasier edit in her kitchen as she cooks for /CK/. Grampy gets to hop on /O/ to see the muscle car threads.
"remember, you're here forever"
For them it's a little more serious
Dude I tried to tell people for years old people are fucking based. They dislike the civ nat bullshit and love some solid humor.
Wish this applied to the old people where I live (including the ones I'm related to). Nearly every old person I know, despite generally being against delusional people that can't tell what they are based on what they're born with, are woke AF.
All of 'em seem to be pro big government, anti gun, pro baby murder, anti Nuremberg Code, pro MSNBC, and anti white, just for some examples.
As a Boomer I was a /b/tard 20 years ago when moot ran the show. Joined some campaigns and crusades. Still scroll through /b once in a while for the lulz.
There are going to be incredible interactions now we know the grannies are gathering, some part of me is convinced that some of these ladies are just there to encourage their grandchildren anonymously learn if they’re really ok and whether they’re eating right. Never underestimate the tenacity of the elderly.
old australians love gossip 4chan is a good place for em they will find their niche
My neighbor is actually a 4gran.
Granny Kirsche got me acting up.
Do not the Oldsche, her hips are too frail
Grandma has found new grandchildren and im here for it
I love this fox woman full stop
*That is fuckin' ageist if you think granny can't handle it!?*
Gran is liable to bust a hip scrolling through a ygyl
You Gran You Lose
I wish my grandma would wear a 4chan hat
I too like the Mongolian basket weaving forum, but not as much as my North Korean Basket weaving forum.
Stop breaching containment
grams just wants in on the sick bants
well they do have a mahjong general
Yes, it's called Chess 😂
Obligatory reminder that William Shatner frequented 4chan for quite a while.
My mom would 100% shitpost on 4gran
This is one of the funniest things I've heard this year, I am saving this for posterity, LMAO.
Weaponized Grantisim.
What a time to be alive
I'm so old, that the lest time I was on 4chan, the "code" was just leet speak.
It reminds me of when my mother (70 years) discovered South Park, she couldn't stop talking and laughing about it like it was the funniest thing she's ever seen...
In 4chan grannie voice "will the Korsche."
As someone that watches Bluey, I'll never hear, "Here come the GRANNIES!" the same again.
Granny is shitposting with the best of them
Brb, gonna go recommend 4chan to my grandma
I haven't hear the phrase "yes siree bob" since i was a child lol.
Unironically a much better class of poster.
Hag love...!?
HAG LOVE
_HAG MARRIAGE_
*HAG BREEDING*
Femanon in the wild
Wine moms would be great for such an investigation. What woman do you know that doesn't just love digging up the past for mere curiosity and to use as ammo?
Unfortunately, these investigations also require people who care aboyt *the truth.*
NO FUCKING WAY! My grandma might be a 4Gran!
grandma is about to start quoting crime statistics
Despite making up.....
Based Nona
its all fun and games, till granny posts her sharpie in pooper pics
Fox woman is 4chan given life
I wanna see what's gonna happen to all those people who had their earlobes guaged after they reach their senior years, and the melting tattoos.
Who knows if they live up to their old age. Gen X and Millenials some of them will have regretted it.
Saw a couple of them online a long time ago (like 5 years maybe) they were fine, no regrets and quite happy with their tattoos. Depends on the person all in all
first she is just based grandma....then when she dissed the media....she became based based chadma
DORIS talks like she dropped out of school.
Dorris loves saying the N word 😅
N-gineers?
Based Dorris
I'd love to hang out with Grannies on "the internets". That would be hilarious and I'd probably get some sweet cookie recipes out of it.
Reddit gets caught hiring child predators as admins, everyone sleeps.
4Chan exists, real shiet!!
Wackiest thing I’ve heard in a minute, how old is this clip Kirsche?
description says it's taken from a VOD back in december 2022
qanon is banned, just so you know.
4chan will really become a mongolian basket weaving forum.
As an Aussie, I can say neither me, nor any member of my family has ever pronounced "computer" as "computre".
Although that does sound like something a posh Aussie might say.
The 4Chan code is "Everybody gets the belt".
Of course she would be Australian.
4chan is just a natural place for australians no shame in it
I remember this tangent. One of my first times tuning in live. Very fun stream
This is interesting. Did you talk to Legal Mindset about this trial?
How do we get a collab going?
This was great, thanks Kirsche
Does she not realize this could be her from the future
She can be my Gram Wizard 😊
the 4chan
i love the inclusion of the
Granny, dont click on the China or Indians/train threads.
the 4 channnnnn
The way she says "four CHAN" reminds me of how Plankton from Spongebob says "ice CREAM" when he's teaching Robert to be more assertive.
Someone: * sends pp pic *
4granny: damm. I was not expecting to see one of those right now
* keeps scrolling *
OMG, Auzy Grandma kinda based.this is how Grannies should be!
I was not expecting a lady from either my country or NZ to just start talking about 4chan while driving.
They need their own site of 4gran where they knit offensive things.
This made me laugh entirely too hard for some reason.
I had visions of scarfs and oversized knitted sweaters with curse words on them.
@@JohnSmith-uq1ty Pretty much what I was thinking with that statement.
I live north of the 4 idaho unalivings, up by Coeur D’alene
4chan is 2 decades old at this point. Some of the oldest of old***s may have never left.