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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • The morbid fascination continues. Yes this is from a rare hand-tracking stream.
    Clip taken from: • [The Bathhouse] i must...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 111

  • @theironworks6797
    @theironworks6797 5 місяців тому +106

    "Crossbow Cannibal" would make a good death metal song title.

    • @Fraulein_Sausageball
      @Fraulein_Sausageball 5 місяців тому +8

      Or a death metal band name. Which reminds me of the RedLetterMedia episode where Mike recites metal band names to Rich.

    • @OfficerHotpants
      @OfficerHotpants 5 місяців тому +2

      Or a flavor of Gamer Supps.

    • @theironworks6797
      @theironworks6797 5 місяців тому +9

      @@OfficerHotpants *Some guy takes a sip and then wretches* "Oh, God! It tastes like meth and sadness!"

    • @OfficerHotpants
      @OfficerHotpants 5 місяців тому +1

      @@theironworks6797 I can see Badger desperately _trying_ to choke it down while maintaining a smile as he hawks it.

    • @lordscrewtape2897
      @lordscrewtape2897 2 місяці тому +1

      That DOES sound like a high on fire B side doesn't.. 🤔

  • @SaunaQueen69
    @SaunaQueen69 5 місяців тому +57

    I love the reaction at the age of the crackhead

    • @Fraulein_Sausageball
      @Fraulein_Sausageball 5 місяців тому +12

      Kirsche: "Griffith, who performed horrific acts on destitute sex workers before slaughtering and consuming them, met Mary, age 37, THIRTY SEVEN?!?!?!?"

    • @lordscrewtape2897
      @lordscrewtape2897 2 місяці тому +2

      Remember drugs are bad kids...😬

  • @Fraulein_Sausageball
    @Fraulein_Sausageball 5 місяців тому +20

    Kirsche reads the whole article with an air of clinical detachment, recounting acts that lay bare the darkest recesses of the human soul, but man oh man, that one woman looking older than thirty-seven was the LAST STRAW

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 5 місяців тому +86

    That first picture looks like Chris-chan in thirty years, assuming he lives that long.

  • @GadzWolf11
    @GadzWolf11 4 місяці тому +4

    Yes, 37. She's got some city miles on her.

  • @Shiptoast0
    @Shiptoast0 5 місяців тому +3

    What a charming man

  • @demoulius1529
    @demoulius1529 5 місяців тому +6

    The amount of red flags around this guy were staggering. How are we suprised he turned out to be a serial killer? XD
    Also Kirsche with arms. Feels abit off yet or does it get better if youre used to it?

  • @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952
    @friedrichwilhelmvonsteuben7952 5 місяців тому +6

    Criminalogy? just like the guy they arrested for the Idaho college girls murders

  • @canceroushumor460
    @canceroushumor460 4 місяці тому +2

    I hope kir finds her hands again

  • @richardnebelheim9127
    @richardnebelheim9127 5 місяців тому +3

    wait, when did she introduce hand motions?
    this is a real game changer

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 місяців тому

      The stream was aired in January last year , but since -she- *Nym* never found a workaround for the mic blocking the tracker, she hasn't been using it.

    • @xyz39808
      @xyz39808 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@cymes82no she just can't find the equipment anymore

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 місяців тому

      @@xyz39808 😂

  • @parabellum-556
    @parabellum-556 3 місяці тому +1

    Comment to help the fox

  • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
    @xXx_Regulus_xXx 4 місяці тому

    18:00 Kir's parents let her watch all those explicit movies but she hasn't heard of No Country for Old Men?

  • @LORDSofCHAOS333
    @LORDSofCHAOS333 5 місяців тому

    this is mess up

  • @The_Rand-Man
    @The_Rand-Man 5 місяців тому +62

    "GRRRIIIIIIFFFFIIITHHH!!!!!"
    *- Guts said calmly*

    • @secretsecret2780
      @secretsecret2780 5 місяців тому +3

      >Guts said calmly

    • @TheSket
      @TheSket 2 місяці тому +1

      Let’s be honest guts screaming is guts calm.

  • @jademirror
    @jademirror 5 місяців тому +42

    "I'm not a serial killing cannibal"
    -Kirsche, the cannibal serial killer.

  • @MK_ULTRA420
    @MK_ULTRA420 5 місяців тому +73

    Ironically, he only spared her because meth makes meat taste bad, and she already looks like she's using it to preservative herself as a mummy.

  • @cymes82
    @cymes82 5 місяців тому +21

    "(...) what may have been most terrifying was his attitude of ruthless indifference toward human life."
    Who would have thought that a serial killer would have such an attitude, Mr article-writer ?

  • @501isa
    @501isa 5 місяців тому +16

    As a Brit I consider a coaster a solid object you place a drink on that’s large enough to fit a pint glass on. A drink mat is made of cloth or rubber, is large enough to hold many glass, is often found at the bar and is to catch spilt booze to be tipped down the drain or a drunks neck.

  • @Cogz
    @Cogz 5 місяців тому +19

    Meanwhile, the thumbnail chibi has given me a craving for a cheeseburger

  • @iambinarymind
    @iambinarymind 5 місяців тому +16

    nom nom nom 🥩🍖

  • @maxfraxx3349
    @maxfraxx3349 5 місяців тому +8

    Why do these cannibals always just eat the flesh raw or cooked? Is there any sides? Do cannibals make human flesh meatballs for spaghetti, or human meatloaf with mashed potatoes?

    • @BouncingZeus
      @BouncingZeus 5 місяців тому +1

      I guess they aren't like Hannibal Lector

    • @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp
      @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp 4 місяці тому +1

      One guy made and even sold long pork barbecue.
      If I ever get my hands on some I’m already planning to make meatballs

  • @theshizl4400
    @theshizl4400 5 місяців тому +13

    "Mysterious Meat"

  • @JackCrow0
    @JackCrow0 5 місяців тому +15

    What is it with pop culture making serial killers be all cool and mysterious but then in real life they're always reddit nerds 🤓

    • @goldenlizard92
      @goldenlizard92 5 місяців тому +1

      It was the Reddit mods the whole time; always has been.
      "Better dead than red" in more ways than one, it seems.

    • @lordscrewtape2897
      @lordscrewtape2897 2 місяці тому +2

      I remember watching the btk killers deposition on TV ( rather than face the needle he puppied out shamelessly and told all for the privilege of spending the rest of his life in 23 hour a day lockdown) anyhoo I remember thinking that if it weren't for the fact that this guy killed people you'd fall asleep during his testimony...he was THAT dull...oh and he worked as a public compliance officer (meaning he was the guy who went around measuring people's yards to make sure they cut them regularly... which, to my way of thinking should have been a tip off for SOMEBODY)...

  • @keystrix3704
    @keystrix3704 5 місяців тому +8

    The one who got famous made me lose more hope in Japan. Makes me wish The Punisher was real and paid him a visit.

    • @basedsketch4133
      @basedsketch4133 27 днів тому +1

      Issei Sagawa? Dude is bodied and nothing but seen a mulch of lesser quality

  • @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture
    @TheEvilProfessorMonoCulture 4 місяці тому +2

    As a gay man who is also a cannibal maybe we weren't braised right.

  • @BouncingZeus
    @BouncingZeus 5 місяців тому +8

    I can't believe the eating people is raw part gets her.

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 місяців тому +2

      Only because it probably has bad texture.

  • @iam16bits
    @iam16bits 5 місяців тому +2

    How the hell does someone not notice that the dude setup his apartment like Patrick Bateman?!

    • @DistractedGlobeGuy
      @DistractedGlobeGuy 2 місяці тому

      Bri'ish Board Of Film Censorship probably banned it as a "Video Nasty".

  • @KekMcKekerson
    @KekMcKekerson 5 місяців тому +4

    kek

  • @Minnesota_Fatts
    @Minnesota_Fatts 5 місяців тому +2

    “So how much kush should I be smoking got this VOD?”
    Kirsche: “Yes.”

  • @laughingdemon
    @laughingdemon 5 місяців тому +3

    Dude sounds like the average Kirsche enjoyer

  • @Teabag-jt
    @Teabag-jt 4 місяці тому +1

    This is more for the very beginning when it comes to you freaking at the way she looks despite her age. It isn’t going to be meth. Meth is unheard of in the uk, to say it’s rare is an understatement. I grew up in a working class military town, and trust me there be prostitution, but there ain’t no meth. And a lot sadly look like this, why? Well sadly smoking as children is beyond fucking common in the uk I’m working class backgrounds especially around 30-40 years, I’m willing to bet she started smoking cigs around the age of 13, and smoked a lot a day. Combined other drugs which are more common like heroin and crack, well god damn do you age fast. If this was Australia yeah meth might have made sense but in the uk, nah it’s just cigs, heroin and crack which would do this that bad.

    • @xXx_Regulus_xXx
      @xXx_Regulus_xXx 4 місяці тому

      makes sense, I suppose I've never heard of UK meth labs. it's a shame either way, though.

  • @GunthersLoyalSoldier1307
    @GunthersLoyalSoldier1307 5 місяців тому +2

    Where are we in a society where cannibalism is a fetish?

  • @PaceBreaker
    @PaceBreaker 5 місяців тому +1

    Somehow that didn't seem like 52 minutes of hearing all that...

  • @sunbeames1847
    @sunbeames1847 3 дні тому

    "There's a proclivity of cannibals wanting to eat the P ness" oh don't worry, they're just in tune with their viking ancestry is all.

  • @RamBam3000
    @RamBam3000 2 місяці тому

    Peter Sutcliffe....aka "the Yorkshire RIpper". One of England's most notorius serial killers. The fact this edgelord showed an interest should have been the biggest red flag.

  • @andrewthorsten3809
    @andrewthorsten3809 5 місяців тому +2

    bad borgar

  • @Ed-wu1xy
    @Ed-wu1xy 5 місяців тому +1

    Hands? What's with the hands? I'm not accustomed to the fox lady having moving hands. Something's happened and I feel like I'm missing critical information.

    • @xyz39808
      @xyz39808 5 місяців тому

      videos usually have information in the description

  • @basedsketch4133
    @basedsketch4133 27 днів тому

    Did he say "I can fix her" looking at them then decide murder was a better option?

  • @Nightmareof94
    @Nightmareof94 5 місяців тому +1

    52 minutes of a cute fox girl talking about cannibal’s sign me up

  • @dormarch186
    @dormarch186 5 місяців тому +1

    The crossbow cannibal article sounds like a copy paste of most serial killers outside of it being super weird how positive it sounds

  • @THERI0NdotAI
    @THERI0NdotAI 29 днів тому

    Demon hands wrote that segment from the killer before his first murder

  • @dontshanonau1335
    @dontshanonau1335 5 місяців тому +1

    Look, I don't generally wanna be that mean, but I gotta ask... people pay for doing that with the woman from the first article? I don't have a benchmark for what the average woman in that profession looks like, but I would've expected that looks were kinda important in their line of work.

    • @jamesrustles8670
      @jamesrustles8670 5 місяців тому +1

      Looks dictate price

    • @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp
      @GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp 4 місяці тому

      Poor looks, low price. 40/per session for all she did is dirt cheap, even with drugs included

  • @CenturionMax789
    @CenturionMax789 5 місяців тому +1

    If this dude stuck it out longer and went down the Forest for the Trees route, running into the woods to escape the cops, he coulda spec-ed into the Wendigo class. Over powered, but your social skill goes to shit. Thanks Kir, cannibalism is hard to make fun, but you're particularly skilled for this kinda thing it seems.

  • @DystOptimist
    @DystOptimist 5 місяців тому +1

    When they talk about eating woman roast beef, that's not what they meant!

  • @basedsketch4133
    @basedsketch4133 27 днів тому

    We gotta get her 48.2k more subs... We need to

  • @NotsilYmerej
    @NotsilYmerej 5 місяців тому

    The news can’t help themselves, they love to promote SKs

  • @CPL.van7
    @CPL.van7 5 місяців тому

    20:11 Joseph Sherwood blow that crossbow guy. Kirsche's right, gay dudes have (reasonably) high standards.

  • @vilhjj
    @vilhjj 5 місяців тому +1

    Holy fuck it is so un settling seeing the arms move

  • @crane8819
    @crane8819 5 місяців тому +1

    28:15 I'm thinking that would be the least important problem in that situation. 😅

  • @westcoastwarriorsarchive7929
    @westcoastwarriorsarchive7929 5 місяців тому

    Is the left hand just flailing around from the model moving or does she have hand/arm tracking how?

    • @xyz39808
      @xyz39808 5 місяців тому

      rare handtracking stream. I suggested she bring it out for the recent 1st filian collab but she's since lost the equipment

  • @firesoy
    @firesoy 5 місяців тому

    or mangent, if you will

  • @5641616341485
    @5641616341485 Місяць тому

    .

  • @scottphillips8607
    @scottphillips8607 5 місяців тому

    I would assume she called it a mat because she didn't know what a coaster was

  • @fersuremaybek756
    @fersuremaybek756 5 місяців тому

    who calls coasters a mat ? i dunno an oblivious prozzi lol

  • @nullbubble791
    @nullbubble791 5 місяців тому

    Humans should stop being so damn delicious then.

    • @Fraulein_Sausageball
      @Fraulein_Sausageball 5 місяців тому

      Reminds me of the argumentation at the beginning of Voltaire's Candide, "God wanted us to eat pigs, because He made pork delicious. If He hadn't wanted that, he would not have created pigs to be made of pork. Pigs ARE composed of pork, however, ergo God wanted us to eat pigs."

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 4 місяці тому

    you're just wrong on the coaster thing, if you break down the term coaster why does it have the term "coast" in it, which is to slide and to not be referenced by the coastline term?
    Mat is just a reference to a piece of something put over something else to prevent damage to it. Mat is clearly superior.

  • @TheBarrelsmasher
    @TheBarrelsmasher 5 місяців тому +1

    There is a reason why they call it "long pork"...

  • @mikeoxlong1395
    @mikeoxlong1395 4 дні тому

    16:05 Well, the guy wrote in the article about real life people getting killed about calling cards and serial killers wearing "special outfits" or using special tools... and used examples of fictional people while getting everything wrong. Joker's signature wasn't leaving cards (maybe here and there, depending on the continuity or a story in question but not his staple), John Wayne Gacey wasn't dressing up as a clown to strangle boys, he was dressing up as one because that was his job, being a clown. Anton Chigurh used the bolt pistol four times, and three of those were against a door locks, for most time he used an impossibly suppressed shotgun, a silenced pistol, handcuffs he was restrained with or whatever was "the right tool for the job" at the time.