Best MEAT Jokes | Jim Gaffigan Stand-Up Compilation
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- Опубліковано 5 лип 2024
- Of all the meat jokes I have made in my standup career, these are the best Enjoy!! What's your favorite joke in the compilation?
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:43 - Not A Strict Vegetarian
:58 - Pig Roast
1:16 - Steak vs. Bologna
1:36 - Whale Blubber
2:18 - Turkey
2:41 - Fried Chicken
3:17 - Bacon
8:07 - Meat Obsessed
9:09 - Ribs
10:10 - Bologna
11:40 - Chicken & Waffles
12:10 - Kobe Beef
14:12 - Hot Dogs
14:43 - Chicken Wings
15:27 - Steak is Manly
16:53 - Omaha Steaks
17:20 - A-1 Steak Sauce
17:42 - Steakhouse
19:11 - Reindeer Meat
19:44 - Cannibal
20:03 - Conair
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Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
Lying bit.ly/JGLying
Dog Birthdays bit.ly/JGDogBirthday
Cold Weather bit.ly/JGColdWeather
NOBLE APE
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
OBSESSED
Bars bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Seafood bit.ly/JGSeafood
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
KING BABY
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Pasta bit.ly/JGPasta
Hot Dog Fest bit.ly/JGHotDogFest
Meatball Parm bit.ly/JGMeatball
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
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Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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We found out my husband had cancer...... Listened to Him all the way through...... He recovered..... Laughter...the best medicine!! We love you Jim!!! 💗
This is lovely news! So happy for you both. This is Maurice's widow. He didnt survive his bout with cancer four years ago. It was a super rare and super aggressive one. Yes, Jim is fantastic! Take care of each other. ❤️💕
Me too
I looked into it… it turns out that laughter isn’t even medicine at all…
let’s not encourage canceling chemo in order to watch Comedy Central just yet. (Hey buddy, I like Comedy Central)
What…?
Totally believe in this
3:08 -8:08 that 5 minute bacon rant was a work of art
Classic set. Ranks up there with Carlin, Seinfeld, Manisalco, and Wright
I can’t handle this dude some nights he has me gasping for air. Legend
I introduced Jim Gaffigan to my Aunt while we were driving home from a vacation. She was driving and laughing so hard we almost crashed twice. I kid you not. We were actually grateful there was a car back up for miles so we could take our time, listen to Jim, and not have a wreck. Since then, when I pass an accident, I wonder...were they listening to Jim too?
It is entirely possible. I hope so, and not that they were texting and driving!
The best time to listen to him is when you drive. His jokes are short and simple and they are easy to follow while paying attention to traffic! Glad you're Aunt liked him.
I would love to be introduced to Jim gaffigan too!
I like him gaffigan
lol. You mean you introduced your auntie to Jim, not the other way round - but I know what you mean.
I saw jim in New Orleans, and nearly died laughing. This brought it all back. Without a doubt one of the best comedians of all time.
He’s awesome live!
He is awesome and clean, that's difficult to find now a days.
Definitely one of the best, if not the best comedians in the business. He’s hilarious.
I would love to see him live.
But seriously, Let's get Cooking is definitely my favorite Gaffigan quarantine bit.
@@iluvdissheet I’ll have to check it out. I’m sure it’s funny as hell.
My kids run around the house singing "Hot Pockets". Keep speaking your mind!
Hot pockets is awesome my bf never heard it and I couldn't believe someone could not know hot pockets how could u not u live under a rock or something
Keep em coming Jim, thanks for keeping our spirits up during this difficult time
Jim gaffigan I like
Best comedian to take the stage. Jim’s humour is genius, well delivered & roll on the floor hilarious 😂 He doesn’t curse, just incredibly witty ❤
Agree, Jim and his wife work hard on their research.
"go ahead & stuff the potato with 20 sticks of butter" "well I'm on a diet" .."okay, make it 19" 😆
Jim is the only comedian I know that nobody hates…always hilarious
#FACTS
I'm afraid you might not be up to speed on that....
@@linshanhsiang what do you mean?
@@frankcastrogiovanni9271 There's all those ...magats.. who said they were through with him after he had the temerity to express his disgust at the former president's behavior.
@@linshanhsiang ohh…that’s stupid.. even though trump is hilarious himself… but i can’t wait for everyone to wake up and realize the media uses politics and negativity to brain wash us and turn us against each other lol turn off the news and turn on the comedy
Favorite comedian hands down! I never get tired of watching these videos
You are my favorite comedian. Thank you for bringing happiness to my life. Pandemic, wild fires, and riots are not a great thing to find online, but I prefer to watch or listen to your jokes. You are the best therapy a retired veteran can have. Please, never stop.
This guy's humor doesn't rely on shock language and in a funny way reflects who we are. I love the alter ego voice , too. Very funny!
Clean and funny. Great comedy
It's a shame he isn't really like that.
Steven ❓
It's not an alter ego voice; he is channeling the audience. Unless you mean the high pitched voice he does during the bacon bit.
Just like good old Bill Cosby.
He is absolutely hilarious. Love his comedy
literally my favorite comic. i own your tv show on dvd and my whole family loves it. you’re hilarious!
I just bought it and will be watching it over the weekend!!! I can’t wait!😁
He had a tv show!!?
My husband and Kids love him too!
I'm so glad your covid shut in skits came into my queue, I click off the news and listen to you and the world is better again. Thank you, Jim!
I'm not saying he doesn't get his due but I still think Jim is seriously underrated.
Agreed. Seriously underrated
Not really still 12 out of the top 250 comedians
I love comedy but always find myself sifting through material... You're the only guy who consistently nails it... Any clip, any show, every bit is always just pure entertainment... Thank you for that...
One of the best stand up comics of all time.
Everything about Jim Gaffigan is precious to me 🥰
All of Jim’s bits are funny but the bacon bits are the best!😀
I like bacon bits
bibity-bobity-bacon!!!
I’m a vegan and I love meat jokes lol
I find humor in lots of stuff. Especially your humor! I die every time
I'm a vegan too and I don't mind it when people take the piss,which is regularly, but I still want people to get informed.
You have to make a sustained search to find,in this case the life and death of pigs in factory farming.
A lot of people who face the facts do try to give up meat.
To witness a sow suckling her kids on concrete, unable to turn, to see what a captive bolt does when it doesn't quite work ...even worse is watching a badly stunned pig being dipped,head first into boiling water to make it easier to move the hairs.
I guess most vegans had a last straw moment .
Education and information is key but also deliberately kept from view.
I remember watching the "animals film " I think in the late 70s and just about everyone who saw it was moved enough to go vegan.
This guy it strikes me is not somebody who has looked into the horrific truth about a pigs life and death .
Change is possible
I think seeing is believing...but knowledge of the industrial process has to be self taught.
The farmers the food companies and the government will never be into full disclosure .
How we laughed!
Ditto 🤣
Typical vegan. First thing said "I'm vegan ". 😆😆😆😆
SAME😂
My wife and I saw him live in Colombia where we live, it was the last time we were in a room full of people not wearing masks. Will treasure that memory forever, Jim’s the best!
How are yall now?
Mask is bad breath
I love his stand up. He don't need to sware all the time
Watching Jim Gaffigan is like taking a ride on the World’s Best Rollercoaster!! Yay Bacon!!
You are definitely one of the best comedians out there.
Your role on the 70's show is classic.
Jim gaffigan is like the best comedian ever
Thanks so very much for sharing your gift. And supporting so many during challenging times with insight & compassion apparent in your wonderful humor. Bless you & your family.
Yeah, I only watched this a few hundred times,and still hilarious 😂,
"How many bacon jokes is this guy gonna do?" More Please!
“I mean I like bacon but C’MONNNN!”
I’m a vegan and I totally love Jim’s meaty jokes!
KEVIN HOTDOG! 🤣
Speaking as a Canadian, that last joke slayed me.
Idk but other comedians make me laugh only few times maybe or almost not laugh. This guy had me laughing the whole show!
I didn’t have “Jim Gaffigan becomes a UA-camr who releases daily videos” on my 2020 bingo card, but I’m not complaining!
Free bonus card, lol. 😉
I’m ok with it. We need more good slots on the bingo card!
Well said. Jim's the best!
I love him!
Love you Jim. Your humor has been therapy for me!
Every time I hear Jim talk about steak it makes me want one so bad!
Just thank you so much for posting daily 😂 ❤️
Tears of joy and spirit and mirth.
Comedy had its goldmine upon Gaffigan's birth.
“Your gonna kill me??”
“OH IT’S GONNA GET A LOT WORSE”
Jim is too funny!!!
I love you Jim you seem completely neutral. God bless you and your family.
Thank you for including vegetarians who are not offended by meat jokes! I mean some of us vegetarians have a sense of humor too.
Jim you are funny as hell! I love your spontaneity, your facial expressions, voices and analogies. Performing as if you are an audience member is truly epic!
LOVE YOUR COMEDY!
I'm stuck at home with Covid but it is Jim who is making me gasp for air.
Thank you Jim you're making a difference
HERE HERE!!! Don't SAY IT... SING IT!!!
I SECOND and THIRD THAT!
Very well said- Brent Bundy Ridegump
Yes I fourth this!!! I was trying to find a way to say what this meant to all of us Jim taking Time every day to do a video for us it's not making him millions he's doing it for us we love u jim and all that money u and your family raised for NYC teaching ur kids to give back every celebrity to take a lesson from u Jim Gaffigan
“Bucket. Isn’t that how we feed farm animals?” Genius 👏
You are such a welcomed relief at the end of the day! Thank you & yours for the daily belly laugh! 🙏🏼
To improve other food, they wrap it in bacon :-)
12:06 I know it’s lunch, but I want breakfast AND diabetes.
I died. 😂 🤣
Bacon smells so good and even tastes better
You give your animals such cute personalities in your jokes...that I’m going to be a vegetarian !
The intro ad was HOT POCKETS- lmfao!!!!
Take that, Lipitor! That's hilarious.
Jim is absolutely hilarious !! The "inner voice", or rather, what I visualize as some random woman in the audience speaking to her husband, is so unique and the best of all !! I laugh just thinking about it. 😂😂😂
BRILLIANT Jim! Welcome to the Carnivore tribe! Keep the meaty jokes coming. And Veggie jokes too!
Great jokes. Truly talented comedian. One of the best for sure in my book. I put you in my top tier list of Red Skelton, Bill Cosby, and Brian Regan. Thanks for sharing these great jokes, they made me laugh a lot. Your delivery is always great.
I'm so hungry now but can't stop laughing to order a burger, aaah!
Jim do you ever get tired of ‘standing up?’ I’m surprised you haven’t come up with a whole ‘sitting down’ comedy thing.... 🤣
You has the voice of a bacon angel! Nothing but love for you sir!
As a devout Catholic I find your Catholic jokes ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS
Keep the comin'
PS You are unbelievably lucky to have a praying wife and mother for your children
Thanks Jim. I laugh at your jokes all the way from Argentina. Best comedian ever.
Jim Gaffigan is the best thing since sliced bread due to the fact i can play his standup while doing housework and dont have to worry about the kids hearing it. I love all kinds of comedy, even when they have foul language or jokes, but i cant pkay that kind of comedy with the fam around. That makes Jim my first go to as a stay at home Mom & stepmom.
The treasures of the norse gods specifically includes a pig who regenerates when bacon if cut from it. It, along with the goat from which you can milk mead, which never runs dry, is why Valhalla is the reward for a life well liveeld.
I once didn’t date a girl because she didn’t eat bacon and I thought she would try to get me to stop eating bacon.
😂😂😂
HOW DARE SHE!!!
I would have thought of it as more bacon for me. Lol
Bacon isn’t kosher or halal.
@@nadiashireensiddiqi ....huh just askin you know where BACON comes from....RIGHT???....WELL DO YA???
"i can see how you want to be offended, but there's no reason." LOL!
These comedy compilations really helped through the pandemic. Thanks a lot dude
Love your comedy! You are the best!
Turkey..."you're gonna kill me, oh no it's gonna get worse".....🤣🤣🤣🤣
i LOVE those best of...if you watch em all, you've seen all the shows at the end hehe...
but of course i've seen them all multiple time, huge fan...MUCH love from canada JIM!@
Gonna be so great to see you back on the road. I hope this pandemic gets under control soon. We need to get into the theaters for this live.
When I'm sad Jim Gaffigan makes me laugh again
I've watched this tuns of times. Still makes hungry.
I strongly recommend roasting a small Tenderloin with Hollandaise sauce for breakfast with an Egg or two and bacon on the side. Years ago I was in Patagonia and loved how they served sirloin steaks for breakfast with THREE Eggs on top, it was heaven.
This doesn’t sound as good on paper, but scramble three eggs and while they’re cooking mix in chopped white onions, green apple chunks, sausage and bacon and top off with shredded cheddar jack😋
I love your humor!! You make me laugh and smile!!
Bless you Jim, love your comedy. Thanks for keeping us laughing 😅. ❤
Pork is addictive. While stationed in the Panama Canal Zone, a soldier paddled a raft (by himself - idiot)to a small island off the coast. His intent was to spearfish but he saw a pig in the jungle. Tried to kill it with his spear gun. The pig had him treed for three days even with the spear stuck in his side. The pig finally left. The soldier escaped and eventually got back to base. He was fined for being AWOL (away with out leave). Gladly paid the fine. Shuffled off to the Mess Hall (where soldiers eat) and had some BACON Revenge.
I had Kielbasa while watching this video. The timing couldn't have been any better
JIM, please don't ever STOP!!! KEEP IT COMING!!! NEVERMIND, what others may say! Your Lord Gaffigan! Ruler of Fruitful, Honest, Everyday real life humor! Your original and straightforward!!!
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Can't name a favorite...You brighten my days throughout this insanity...
Jim Gaffigan and Brian Regan... two of the best stand up today. Not a vulgar word in their act, no mention of the colour of their skin.... jokes that make you think.. "I'm not a strict vegan, I eat beef and pork". GENIUS!!!!
His hot pocket routine caused me to drive off the road when he uttered, "diarrhea pockets"
I wasn't hurt, the car was fine but to this day, I can't even hear a Hot pocket commercial without breaking into hysterics.
Uh oh.
That funny huh?
I’m a vegan but I still appreciate your meat jokes!
We love that u love em
Oh you’re just disgusting 🤮
Jk
Love these videos Jim, thanks so much
My family watched this video last night and when Jim got to the bacon jokes, I was laughing so hard I could not breathe! I never thought I would say this, but Jim Gaffigan almost killed me! Great video!
If I cook a pound of bacon I eat a pound of bacon. Bacon! 🥓
I like when he makes a commentary of his own jokes. This guy is awesome.
I watched him once on an Aifrance flight, had to look for him afterwards. Very funny dude 😊
Jim I like your comedy about as much as you love bacon. I’ve heard these routines many times and they still put me in a really good mood. Thanks Jim wishing you and the family all the best.
"Do you have anything on your menu that owned a boat". Up until then I was laughing. But then i pissed in my pants i was laughing so hard....thanks jim
You are so hysterical!! Thanks for all the laughs!!!
Love you and respect you Jim!
When it comes to funny, noone can beat a meat joke.
Thank you, your videos make every day better
I still remember a headline on a magazine from decades ago that said, "Kevin Bacon sizzles."
The Kobe beef section had me in stitches!
I love the bologna with olives! I will now forever ask for one by saying a baloney sandwich, dirty!
Great fun as always. Jim, I love Christmas time, and would love for you to make fun about everything related to Christmas. I would get a kick out of it because I enjoy laughing even if it is against something I like. I know you can make me laugh. Thanks Jim.
Haven't you seen him doing the drunk guy bringing a pine tree into the house? Xmas traditions created by a drunk guy ...and Jim does a fabulous drunk guy!
Love you dude. Definitely not offended by any of your jokes...I always get them...says a lot about me...
"doner", or "döner" means "(it) turns/rotates" as the meat is cooked/fried on a vertical stick which turns/rotates very close to the heat source :)
I’ve been watching you since I was little (I’m 21 now) and me & my family say “hot pocket hot pocket” every single day.
Thank you so much I enjoy laughing to everyone of your jokes and in my experience of many comedians you're my number 1
Thank you every day for helping us to survive!!!