30 Minutes of Jim Gaffigan: Noble Ape - Stand Up Comedy - Comedy Dynamics

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  • @user-zf5jl8tn1r
    @user-zf5jl8tn1r 2 місяці тому +67

    When I feel down, I watch a Gaffigan video. He is terrific.

  • @buddyfaya8631
    @buddyfaya8631 2 місяці тому +18

    I just feel like he is underrrated. I can’t get enough of this guy

  • @user-so9qk1nf4t
    @user-so9qk1nf4t 4 місяці тому +44

    Jim's experience in the colonoscopy, sounds like my pre- surgery . The scary basement, the meds guy who knocks you out (anesthesiologist-- hey I spelled it! 😄)
    ~Jim is Comedy Healing . 🧡 So thankful for this man.

  • @charlesbush7822
    @charlesbush7822 Місяць тому +9

    thank you Mr gaffagin. you made me laugh again. your comedy shines into my world like a beam of sunshine through a window. as a cat lays in sunshine. ( that's the worst imitation of a cat I've ever done) . thank you thank you thank you.

  • @natalliafodemski427
    @natalliafodemski427 2 місяці тому +13

    Omg- You're so good! Right on money!

  • @joebufford2972
    @joebufford2972 2 місяці тому +10

    He is the real man comic and that's why we all love him heart l

  • @rexfordhazelton7601
    @rexfordhazelton7601 2 місяці тому +17

    I love Jim. The most prolific comedian of all time, and all funny all the time. Blows me away. It is a bonus I can watch his stand up with my kids. Nothing against dirty comedy, I love that too, but, Jim is his own thing, one of the all-time greats.

    • @twoboysmom7423
      @twoboysmom7423 15 днів тому

      I saw him at a show and there were lots of kids there.

  • @ricksegal3065
    @ricksegal3065 4 місяці тому +45

    Love this guy!

  • @weston.weston
    @weston.weston 3 місяці тому +13

    I ❤ this man's comedy.

  • @debbiemahan-bean2522
    @debbiemahan-bean2522 4 місяці тому +135

    My favorite comedian! He's so funny! 😂 And I really like that he doesn't swear through the whole routine, it's refreshing.

    • @thefifthGV
      @thefifthGV 4 місяці тому +2

      I've not sworn at all today.. something's coming then!

    • @Ais-eb9bk
      @Ais-eb9bk 3 місяці тому +5

      He actually swears quite often. I guess it all depends on what you consider swearing.

    • @poohbear2441
      @poohbear2441 3 місяці тому +3

      Yes!! He doesn’t swear and he is funny!! I think Comedians swear to look cool and think their more funny.

    • @penelopeanne79
      @penelopeanne79 3 місяці тому +1

      Clean comic like the great "young dude" Nate Bargetze!

    • @pageljazz
      @pageljazz 2 місяці тому +1

      It's a good example of limitation resulting in creativity. Like, how can I be funny and point out absurdly with falling back on the usual bad words.

  • @faykouri1162
    @faykouri1162 4 місяці тому +41

    He’s fantastic!

  • @teri8991
    @teri8991 4 місяці тому +61

    😂😂😂 “people who walk the runways looking around for food.” 😂😂😂 Funny.

  • @petermcglone7172
    @petermcglone7172 2 місяці тому +6

    Our family in Ontario, Canada. Love Jim's stand up. He is the funniest of all.

  • @tomday1318
    @tomday1318 2 місяці тому +6

    The best. Watch Jim all the time

  • @carlawestlund4429
    @carlawestlund4429 Місяць тому +5

    My frist time ya know I love Burr .. But Jim is a total Knock out .. thank you you Jimmy I'm feeling Soo good . Aren't we lucky to have people in our lives that share laughter

  • @peterkatow3718
    @peterkatow3718 2 місяці тому +7

    If the echo revealing you're in the bathroom is your main concern, you've never had diarrhea.

  • @justinkeatts5242
    @justinkeatts5242 2 місяці тому +7

    One of the funniest Comedians of all time!!!!!!!

  • @Garrett0731
    @Garrett0731 20 днів тому +1

    This guy is classic! I love his clean humor. He is the best comedian I've ever heard

  • @litty4553
    @litty4553 4 місяці тому +51

    Jim’s humor is highly sophisticated if you really listen 😂

  • @poohbear2441
    @poohbear2441 3 місяці тому +16

    I love him!!! He is so funny. And he doesn’t swear and still funny and cool!

    • @tomday1318
      @tomday1318 3 місяці тому +1

      Some sharing but not the F bombs

    • @EnlightnMe48
      @EnlightnMe48 Місяць тому

      His earlier acts when he was just starting out had mention of juggling marital aides , but nothing worse than that.

  • @WalkingmanPattaya
    @WalkingmanPattaya 2 місяці тому +4

    Fun funny stuff as always from Jim Gaffigan, Thank you Comedy Dynamics. Peace and Love Y'all

  • @JaceBarretto
    @JaceBarretto 4 місяці тому +22

    Jim Gaffigan is all-time!

  • @user-zt1nr8hm1b
    @user-zt1nr8hm1b Місяць тому +5

    one of the best !!

  • @docsmctink
    @docsmctink 5 місяців тому +17

    I love the m&m store…and Jim gaffigan!

  • @RosySpeaks
    @RosySpeaks 3 місяці тому +4

    I can always watch Jim.

  • @penelopeanne79
    @penelopeanne79 3 місяці тому +3

    His very first netflix special is hard to find, hes very young, before lasik, and thin. It's golden. 🎉❤

  • @SL-hq9mg
    @SL-hq9mg 4 місяці тому +13

    Hilarious. Better than Katt Williams

  • @JayStern-te9rm
    @JayStern-te9rm 3 місяці тому +4

    BRILLIANT. BEYOND HILARIOUS. BORDERLINE TERRIFYING.

  • @natalieoj3078
    @natalieoj3078 4 місяці тому +15

    Needed this..... true very guy

  • @TheLszanto
    @TheLszanto 8 днів тому +1

    My favorite thus far! I saved it! Thank you for the laughs!😊

  • @maureenparker6185
    @maureenparker6185 4 місяці тому +17

    I have Skinny clothes and over weight clothes too.

    • @kristinewalberg2938
      @kristinewalberg2938 3 місяці тому +2

      I have so many different sizes I could open a boutique,

  • @MelinaUmanzor-kt5zm
    @MelinaUmanzor-kt5zm 4 місяці тому +8

    He is smart , bright and funny , being brave enough to make fun of politicians ❤😂!

  • @christopherbramwell8262
    @christopherbramwell8262 4 місяці тому +8

    See. At the M & M STORE. There is a big first floor. Then there is another big second floor. Then, there is the third floor. That's where you jump to your death. 😂😂
    Tanked up on all of those M & M's I guess.
    I wonder though myself. Why are they in all different colors?
    That appeal to children I guess. That's a marketing genius. Same think with that Kit-kat advertising slogan. Break me off a piece of that Kit-kat bar.😂

    • @user-so9qk1nf4t
      @user-so9qk1nf4t 4 місяці тому +1

      And people in NYC are making huge $$$$ , to write those ads😅

  • @cartnov17
    @cartnov17 11 днів тому +1

    😂 rescued a pizza🤣🤩

  • @MrRussell2020
    @MrRussell2020 4 місяці тому +12

    This guy's got the riz!

  • @sylviastreet
    @sylviastreet Місяць тому +1

    I like to rescue a pizza too! It’s a toss up between Pizza Hut or Little Caesar!

  • @Reason..or..treason-vk6cz
    @Reason..or..treason-vk6cz 4 місяці тому +3

    He's always funny 😂💯💜🌊😂

  • @pageljazz
    @pageljazz 2 місяці тому +2

    Pretty perfect hair and beard for a guy who doesn't care how he looks. 😆👍

  • @almarestori7426
    @almarestori7426 4 місяці тому +7

    Jim , the best! comedian !

  • @frischebanane
    @frischebanane Місяць тому +1

    A well known German streamer kid did exactly that thing with the smaller clothes😅😅

  • @brigittekiosis1897
    @brigittekiosis1897 2 місяці тому +2

    Too funny 😂

  • @sandyc5428
    @sandyc5428 3 дні тому

    I tried to breath between laughs. 😂

  • @weezie5432
    @weezie5432 5 місяців тому +7

    Me too!!!

  • @user-hs7ps3egdkdkd
    @user-hs7ps3egdkdkd 2 місяці тому +1

    Doing wal mart commercials now. Has like 9 kids

  • @TheLszanto
    @TheLszanto 8 днів тому

    We love you Jim! 😅❤

  • @rogerdale5451
    @rogerdale5451 3 місяці тому +1

    Oh, thank goodness. Whenever there's a comedian on stage with a stool, I think "SIT DOWN!" Please sit. I'm so kind.

  • @jlira01
    @jlira01 4 місяці тому +3

    Gaffigan is so funny

  • @norbertatavares8466
    @norbertatavares8466 16 днів тому +1

    Love him

  • @JimBluePiano
    @JimBluePiano 4 місяці тому +5

    Very refreshing humor. We need to hear more clean, relevant humor like his. Thank you Mr. Gaffigan 👏.

  • @SuperDrLisa
    @SuperDrLisa 4 місяці тому +7

    Lovecthe fat-out of clothes. I recently donated a bunch of clothes as I'd lost some weight. Well between losing my brother in law, having hip replacement surgery, and then my brother passing away (I'm a grief eater) i needed those larger pants.

  • @cadebritt8001
    @cadebritt8001 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks 😊

  • @DianeWhite-yz5dh
    @DianeWhite-yz5dh 4 місяці тому +2

    Hilarious 😂

  • @stephenedwardleemusic8997
    @stephenedwardleemusic8997 4 місяці тому +3

    Jim is the best !!

  • @johnhiggins2280
    @johnhiggins2280 17 днів тому +1

    One of the best comedians ever,,,, intelligent stupidity,,, fantastic

  • @marlenescottie970
    @marlenescottie970 12 днів тому +1

    Toooo funny 😅

  • @cartnov17
    @cartnov17 11 днів тому +1

    🤣😂🤩😆 sooo funny!!!

  • @Miniatureminis
    @Miniatureminis 4 місяці тому +10

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jlg3315
    @jlg3315 4 місяці тому +6

    i did it and i'd do it again.

  • @wolfmansgoodies
    @wolfmansgoodies 2 місяці тому +1

    Awesome video

  • @xenotbbbeats7209
    @xenotbbbeats7209 2 місяці тому +2

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @papajeff5486
    @papajeff5486 4 місяці тому +20

    Oh, I have a closet that makes my clothes too small. It’s filled with clothes that are too small. Very expensive closet.

    • @preciousone5496
      @preciousone5496 4 місяці тому +2

      That's what mine does! 😂

    • @davidrains3918
      @davidrains3918 2 місяці тому +1

      I have clothes that didn’t shrink until the 50th wash/dry cycle.

  • @wlanagan
    @wlanagan 2 місяці тому +1

    So should I be mad that I paid for the show last night with this material?

  • @ruthantiaobong3502
    @ruthantiaobong3502 4 місяці тому +1

    7:19 mmmmhmmmmmm 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnmcleod8961
    @johnmcleod8961 Місяць тому +1

    tumors compared to fruit...hilarious...my oldest sister had ovarian cancer...but we got it in time...the doctor's analogy was this, and I quote: "if this were a shit sandwich, it's a little bit of shit, and a whole lot of bread"...I'd put Jim's comedic genius parallel to george carlin's...I'm 65 now...I've heard many...Jim's one of the best to come down the pike.

  • @sharonpayne8912
    @sharonpayne8912 4 місяці тому +2

    Hysterical once again 😂😂

  • @birbluv9595
    @birbluv9595 14 днів тому

    Thank you, Jim, for reminding me of Andy Rooney. I got such a kick out of him.

  • @jimshaw9449
    @jimshaw9449 4 місяці тому +8

    Just for fun, the "M&M" logo stands for Mars and Murrie.

  • @oldsaerotech1167
    @oldsaerotech1167 2 місяці тому +1

    Jim Gaff Again really showed what a true comic comedian when he spoke out heavily against Trump and showed his support for Biden.

  • @johnlylemusic
    @johnlylemusic 7 днів тому

    Comic brilliance!😅

  • @sarasmith99
    @sarasmith99 4 місяці тому

    Poor choice bc it's really funny! 😅

  • @trusailietazperlinski4717
    @trusailietazperlinski4717 4 місяці тому +3

    Juuussst letting them do them, and I'm off to do me.. because the dogs lunch meat plate and mine alone for a day was $60.00 🤣🤣🤣
    They have like 5 rolls each, I perfer ehh a2-3..and they all have like 1.5 BMIs. 😂

  • @kelleyabitbol6156
    @kelleyabitbol6156 18 днів тому

    I’m pretty sure they have a three level m and m store like that in Las Vegas

  • @angelacalderone9608
    @angelacalderone9608 4 місяці тому +3

    😂❤

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 місяці тому

      Yes, and it's The University. What did they do with all the definite articles they saved.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 місяці тому

      They saved?

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 місяці тому

      I love him.

    • @shirleyrombough8173
      @shirleyrombough8173 4 місяці тому

      Instead of giving up meat or chocolate for Lent I gave up watching my favorite comedlans. Goodbye Jim Gaffigan. Fairwell John Pinette. Adios Stephen Colbert. See ya Rodney Dangerfield. This is much worse than giving up chocolate.

  • @citizen1675
    @citizen1675 3 місяці тому

    Me too

  • @annpeterson8324
    @annpeterson8324 5 місяців тому +8

    I bought clothes before I fit them during a six month diet where I 60 pounds.

  • @kelleyabitbol6156
    @kelleyabitbol6156 18 днів тому

    Noooo that stuff for the colonoscopy is like a bottle of bubbles bro!

  • @bitemenow609
    @bitemenow609 4 місяці тому +8

    The English invented the English language. The US perfected it. It is The Hospital.

  • @JackDaniels-kn2go
    @JackDaniels-kn2go Місяць тому

    Now that's a first class ftm codpiece if i ever saw .....

  • @thegoodluckdoctor
    @thegoodluckdoctor 4 місяці тому +3

    Educating AI is an important role of the Self-referral, Self-effulgent, Self-illuminating Ved.
    I AM interested in participating in this endeavor.
    Jai Guru Dev 🙏

  • @Mrbhogarty
    @Mrbhogarty 4 місяці тому +4

    Or is it clean lol???

  • @cindyhurd5488
    @cindyhurd5488 4 місяці тому

    Wow they KNOCK YOU OUT for this NOW? Bring it on# i was WIDE AWAKE for MINE im the 90s! 😮😂

    • @Lee-yy2lr
      @Lee-yy2lr 2 місяці тому +1

      They have for years.

    • @cindyhurd5488
      @cindyhurd5488 2 місяці тому

      @@Lee-yy2lr wow..just wow. And the ones who performed mine while I was wide awake acted as though I was acting like a wuss when I told them what they were doing was very painful. 😔

  • @trusailietazperlinski4717
    @trusailietazperlinski4717 4 місяці тому +3

    Taracota warriors!!

  • @ZackZhou-rz7jn
    @ZackZhou-rz7jn 4 місяці тому +2

    Trump joke was great

    • @user-jj9dw7pe6k
      @user-jj9dw7pe6k 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah and Im a Trump supporter and I didn’t lose my crap cause he’s a comedian.

    • @jamesprior2496
      @jamesprior2496 3 місяці тому

      ​@@user-jj9dw7pe6kI think Alec Baldwin is a despicable far-left lunatic, but I thought his impression (only - not the liberal critique) of Trump was hilarious.

  • @duaneburris7ate9
    @duaneburris7ate9 3 місяці тому

    Do you dress up as Santa for Christmas?😊 send me a picture of that. Thank you.

  • @GalapagosPete
    @GalapagosPete Місяць тому

    Actually, cars in the US had right hand drive when they 1st were being produced, but then Henry Ford started producing the Model T with the wheel on the left side and all other car manufacturers copied him.

  • @susanjustsusan9174
    @susanjustsusan9174 3 місяці тому

    And it never occurred to him why the wife scheduled this voluntary procedure after leaving her for extended periods with 5 kids. Lol

  • @HotelSnob
    @HotelSnob Місяць тому +6

    Fashion is a waste of time…people look best in whatever they like to wear. Designer stuff is kinda gross

  • @jason7305
    @jason7305 25 днів тому

    So in this area, who applauds their 'looking" after of their citizens,nand also abroad, has a multinational candy company in the whole midst of its center? So know as I thought, london must be the culprit. And to all you blokes, good on you. Keep it up. Seems weird.

  • @ChristianCMC
    @ChristianCMC 4 місяці тому +2

    Michael Moore. UGH!

  • @edwardhamm5535
    @edwardhamm5535 6 днів тому

    Ok...fat fashion: vertical stripes; black; done; more bacon. (Ok ..Untucked)

  • @kelleyabitbol6156
    @kelleyabitbol6156 18 днів тому

    It really always looks like you have a huge package!

  • @Jim-re3sr
    @Jim-re3sr 4 місяці тому +3

    Donald's going to jail, Great video

    • @jamesprior2496
      @jamesprior2496 3 місяці тому

      For what, half-wit? If anyone deserves prison, it's the low-life scumbags slithering around the White House now.

  • @Truswordftw
    @Truswordftw Місяць тому

    Eze:12 A prophecy: The word of the Lord concerning Israel.
    The Lord, who stretches out the heavens, who lays the foundation of the earth, and who forms the human spirit within a person, declares: 2 “I am going to make Jerusalem a cup that sends all the surrounding peoples reeling. Judah will be besieged as well as Jerusalem. 3 On that day, when all the nations of the earth are gathered against her, I will make Jerusalem an immovable rock for all the nations. All who try to move it will injure themselves.

  • @judyfowler2023
    @judyfowler2023 3 місяці тому

    With a million unwanted animals and he rescues one from another country.....go figure.....what did that cost?

  • @midwestfdwatch
    @midwestfdwatch 20 днів тому

    You should have voted for Trump.

  • @Noitisnt-ns7mo
    @Noitisnt-ns7mo 2 місяці тому +1

    How to be a successful comedian in today's America, support the WEF agenda.

  • @johnnythejeweler6096
    @johnnythejeweler6096 4 місяці тому +1

    Ted Nugent would make a great vice president

    • @scottkrater2131
      @scottkrater2131 3 місяці тому

      Really? A guy who had children out of wedlock, and had sexual relations with underage girls? With those credentials Epstein would have made tfg a great vp.

    • @jamesprior2496
      @jamesprior2496 3 місяці тому

      ​@@scottkrater2131I guess you're happy with the very corrupt 'Sleepy Joe' and 'Kameltoe' Harris?

    • @rasheed7934
      @rasheed7934 3 місяці тому

      In fact we think they are doing alright, could be better but alright.​@@jamesprior2496

  • @mtchsears
    @mtchsears Місяць тому

    He needs the laugh track

  • @johnnythejeweler6096
    @johnnythejeweler6096 4 місяці тому +2

    Trump 2024

  • @gary5782
    @gary5782 20 днів тому

    It’s hard to listen to Jim anymore after he went totally woke during the 2020 election. Sad and pathetic.

    • @nancyekstrom8409
      @nancyekstrom8409 20 днів тому

      I’m pretty sure he’s changed his mind since the 2020 election…