Funniest Exercise Jokes - Jim Gaffigan Standup
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- Опубліковано 18 вер 2020
- Here are all my best and funniest exercise jokes from all my standup! I hope you enjoy, let me know below what your favorite one is!
:00 - Hard to Find Time
:26 - Work Out Clothes
:38 - Health Club Membership
1:01 - Personal trainers
2:24 - Work out Plans
3:01 - Motivation
4:15 - Exercise Equipment
8:25 - Myself
10:10 - Body Builders
13:24 - Swimming
14:19 - Hiking
17:12 - YMCA
19:06 - Hit On At Gym
19:37 - Harder To Motivate
20:14 - Marathon Runners
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QUALITY TIME
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MR. UNIVERSE
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Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
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KING BABY
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.
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"It's hard to find time to workout... when you really don't want to." literally my response to any workout.
Every sentence is a laugh. It never stops coming. Wish you the best, Jim. You make everyone around you happy. There is no higher calling.😊
I think he'd really make a great President of this country, don't you? Lol. We all need to laugh way more! It's gotten FAR too serious!
This guy is so funny. Love how he makes ordinary events hilarious.
Jim’s such a unique comedian, his ability to bring much laughter into every sentence he says is beyond any other comedian I’ve ever watched.
Look up John Pinette he was real good also.
I've watched a lot of Jim's comedy. With most comedians, I can guess what they're about to say. Not with him. And his cadence and delivery are just impeccable. I really like when he changes his voice as if he's an audience member critiquing his own joke. Brilliant.
I believe Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest comedians I've ever heard in my life
I believe you’re lying.
Jim ROCKS!!!!!
I'm glad Jim himself is doing these super cuts so he can get the residuals off the advertising instead of some other random internet person.
Some other person like "I'm Not Norm"? 😆🙃🙄🤔
hands down - Jim is one o' the funniest humans on the planet !
Hands in any position, Jim is super funny!
"I don't want to get caught up in that beauty culture" LOLOLOL
Thank you. I'm 61 and your humor but also your kindness to make available these videos. Regardless of what is said this is what it means to me. 2/2022 I was diagnosed with a neurological problem from a work accident. I went from 62 hours a week salary to not being able to do anything. NOT COMPLAINING! Its life. The point is at my lowest I had forgotten to laugh. I remember the release of emotional pain I had watching u. Your humor is relatable. I don't do Facebook and don't need a reply. I'm good being like 99.9 % of the world. I'm here but I'm ok not being noticed. I just wanted to share how your kindness helped someone. Thank you!!
I'm sorry about your injury. Those are tough! I used to help people who were injured at work, return to work. Your best therapy is Jim Gaffigan!! He's therapeutic , seriously!!! He makes fun of everyone and everything!! Enjoy and best wishes to you!
God bless and keep you, you’re in my prayers. 🙌✝️💗
Jim totally nails this! So hilarious and accurate observations.
This compilation just makes me laugh 😂 and that's healthy !
Our exercise facility was on the 2nd floor. I loved to watch the people take the elevator to the stair-climber.
I worked for a large company, they redid the parking area. Idiot complaining about how far he had to walk to the front door. NEXT QUESTION, can we use the exercise room. Never understand some people.
🦵🏼 👋🏼
Brilliant
Maybe they did not want to make their street clothes sweaty. 😄
😄😄😄
Every video, I'm in tears by the end! "Why are you sweating? It's air conditioned in here. You're the reason we have to wipe off these machines."
"I exercise so I can fit in cars" Pretty much my goal in life now!!
Omg he’s so freaking hallarious🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. His style of comedy is very unique , just hallarious.
Laughing with Jim is the best exercise!
This comment is so cute and wholesome, I love it. 🥺 💕
I literally quit my job at LA fitness today , and to hear what its like from the opposite end of the sale is hilarious
HE IS BRILLIANT!
SO HYSTERICAL!
Thank God he has these videos!!
ITS HELPED A LOT!!!! During these F’d up times! 😉
And without using the f-word!
Amen!
Yeah, Kelli, there are way too many Fs.
@@waynemarvin5661 he did say flex 🙂
Jim is too funny, never fails. I like when he trails off into his other voice, commenting on himself and his own comments....totally adds an third dimension to his jokes!
someone said he brings his own heckler. pretty accurate! 😆
Absolutely 😄
The voice changes are his secret formula. It's so simple but goes unnoticed, which is why it works. What I mean is he uses those voice changes to represent other ppl, their thoughts or his thoughts. What this does, as you said, is add dimension. Specifically that dimension is multiple other characters, including spoken subtext. Jim's comedy is actually a one man show with him playing multiple characters, as opposed to telling funny stories or stories in a funny way like other comics. Jim in a way is like a ventriloquist with multiple puppets, but he found a way around being lame and using puppets like Jeff Dunham. The way he flows when he transitions into the different voices is unique to that it doesn't come off as if he is doing a one man show. Really you have to point it out, like I am to you, to even notice. The simple beauty to it not coming off as a one man show of skits is the lack of dialogue. The characters themselves never interact with each other. So he is telling a funny story after all, just thru the eyes of different ppl and perspectives at the same time. Always sunny in Philadelphia actually achieved this same nuance with their camera work. They add dimension by telling their story by literally filming it in multiple camera angles at once and editing it together in a way that makes you see the events from all the characters perspective at the same time. Anyway, Jim is super talented, unique and funny.
My absolute favorite parts!
Jim Gaffigan is my favorite comedian! Not only because he’s the best but also because he could make a great joke about what I just said and anything else 😊
He kills me. I was laughing out loud all alone in my apartment drinking my 1st cup of coffee.
My cat heard me! Yikes 😃 🤣
Are you single?
I was laughing before my first glass of wine. Never finished
He is so funny. Wow. To me he is one of the best entertaining comedians ever
This is one of the most hilarious of Jim’s comedy routine
Thanks, Jim. I can watch you all day.
It's so funny that i find myself sitting here watching this same set for about the tenth time and still laughing. 😂
The stairs to nowhere bit was fantastic!
I love him. He speaks for so many of us. But funnier.
Tears of laughter running down my face. You are so funny, Jim! You just crack me up!
LMAO "Goals...I'm just here so I don't eat for an hour."
😆 🤣 😂
Hilarious 🤣😂🤣 Love his "NY Mobster" voice! 🤣😂🤣
The Christmas tree from his foliage joke is also from NY.
One of my friends was going to go to an exercise class and the woman told her to wear loose fitting clothes. The silence when my friend stared at her was priceless right before she told the woman if she had loose fitting clothes she wouldn't be paying to exercise. 😆 It was 15 yrs ago and I still laugh about it.
LOL
@jimgaffigan Just a quick note to say , I cherish the day I discovered you comedy through a DVD one day. I'd been badly abused by a gang of men who were cray, But what I saw made me guffaw and was a great help to healing the PTSD acquired from those guys who in their eyes felt they were above the law. Thank you for the set that I will not soon forget, Where your comedy captured my heart and helped me gain a restart. Which show? Oh you know the one that goes "I just recently became a parent- pause for applause - for the ___ time -- oh not so much applause now? Holy cow! Your comedy worked like magic to help erase the memories that were so tragic. How you cherished your wife and your family, despite life ups and downs was amazing to see. Thank you - for being "YOUNiQUELY "YOU!
@jimgaffigan this is an imposter ... check his channel and report to UA-cam.
Nicole that's a funny story thanks for sharing and happy New Year to you and yours
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Jim is hilarious. His timing is perfect. He and Kathleen Madigan are the best stand up comedians around today.
Kathleen who? Is this an Irish thing?
Thanks for the videos. They always brighten my mood when I watch them.
I'm starting to think I've seen every single Video by Jim Gaffigan. :)
To be fair, the marathon bit was golden and true. My first marathon I told the college professor I was TA'ing for in grad school that I was running, and she told me she was handing out water with her son's Boy Scout Troup. By happenstance, I didn't feel like Gatorade at that station and ran to the first water person I saw; all I heard was "It's Katelyn!!! Everyone Cheer for Katelyn!!!!!" Point of the story, many marathon runners are former D1 college runners procrastinating about writing their Master's thesis'.
The Sharon Stone Machine....pure Comedy Gold! I don't know why I automatically giggle when that Bit comes to mind, but I guess it's just Basic Instinct😉
Oh my god! Thanks once again, Jim. I’m on the couch laughing from the gut.
Very much needed.
"My favorite machine is the vending machine" always makes me laugh out loud...
Jim is comedic genius because he talks about everyday items and activities and makes them ridiculously hilarious. That's a feat in itself. But then he's even able to do it without cussing, which puts him in a league all his own in the realm of stand-up comedy.
Jesus Rodriguez. yes, true talent, humor without bad language, like Seinfeld.
Yes, no cussing equals real talent!
@@peggybair9708 No disrespect but while I agree it is quite impressive to be made laughing by a clean comic, Carlin, Pryor, Williams, and Hicks were all filthy and incredibly talented. I find sometimes that the occasional F-bomb adds a degree of emphasis to a premise or a punchline, depending on who you are.
@@XX2Media that and cuss words are funny
I've found that the funniest comedians tell jokes or stories about the human condition! You know, stuff that happens to all of us. A great comedian, another Jim, is Jim Breuer. His stories about his wife and kids are hilarious. Sorry to tout another comedian on Gaffigans dime but they both crack me up.
This is sooooo my new inspiration to hit the gym, so I can see all he talked about LIVE! LOL
I can hear Jim use the same material or tell the same joke a dozen times and it still be hilarious!!!
Agreed!!
Same!
when you know his punchlines you are chuckling before the joke is over
I have been listening to him throughout this pandemic!
Totally! 👍
oh my goodness...i forgot how much i love gaffigan. He's amazing!!
I listen to Jim every morning and my day just gets better.
Jim Gaffigan is like an additional antidepressant for me lol
I like the last bit, where he was pretending to watch someone running on a treadmill and then the last part, where he said, "I brought her a lock for the bridge," in reference to the joke about the Rhine River in Germany where they put locks on the bridge as a show of love for their SO.
I listen to these things over and over. That's how funny he is.
Dude. I spit out my coffee at the marathon jokes. Marathon runner here. 👋 freaking so funny! 😂
This is THE BEST Ab workout video set I’ve ever seen! I think I’ve busted my gut to a six pack in just 5hrs of videos- Thanks JG! Cheers
Just found this guy and his videos, I’m binge watching him and wow he is HALARIOUS. I’m cracking up so hard constantly and smiling so huge between all his punchlines. My stomach is getting a major work out. So healing. Thank you Jim gaffigan for your amazing talent! Your writing and delivery is genius!
Keep it up jim
Only Jim could take the piss out of any and all groups/types and guaranteed have them laughing at themselves😂
Again today, very exhausted mentally, physically, very down, So I put this on, I'm laughing, giggling and no negative, no give up this. All because I can laugh at or with Jim and his comedy view on life ands my troubles are laughed away. Jim thank you so much for being born; YOU!!!
I just love this guy! Effortlessly funny.
Great in stand up. Not that interesting outside of that
@@frigginirishloons how do you know?
I love his humor. Always made me laugh 😂 I’m wonder how he find out he was good at it and when he decided to make a career.
Many interviews available online...very interesting.
He has a degree in some type of business, but thank God he didn't go in that direction!
That shit is so funny and he's right on top of it when he talks about the clubs and everything I was laughing so hard cuz everything he said is the truth.. and especially about the maratho.n.. but no I've never ran one. Happy New Year to everyone reading this and I hope you go for your goals whatever they may be
@@jeannierusso2134 same to you Jeanie! 🥂🍾
Probably fifth grade
Working on myself, leafing through the magazine of myself...muy soy importantante 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the best
Yes, agreed. "Myself."🤣
I love Chappelle, Hart, Haddish and other Black comedians, but Jim Gaffigan is... the... GREATEST!
So damn funny! Thank God for Jim Gaffigan. Love ya, man.
Thanks Jim...Love your brand of humor.
Simple, basic, life!
“I’m going for a coffee but you never know when a hike might break out.” Drat it - I just got owned.
Loved these jokes. Thanks for the daily dose of humor.
Jim's Italian New York accent is brilliant 😅👍👏
Probably one of the best comedians ever!
He's the most relatable comic I've ever heard. So good.
My favorite workout is taking care of my own garden. I rarely use power tools and try to do as much as I can with hand powered tools. The people I know who have health club memberships, go running, etc. but pay someone else to do their gardening, painting, cleaning, etc. for them crack me up. They pay for a place to exert themselves, like Jim says even pay someone to make them work out, meanwhile, they pay someone else to do exertions that actually accomplish something. :)
This makes me love you more Jim Gaffigan! 👍
The part where he talks about not wanting to go to people’s parties reminded me of E.B. White who declined an invitation by saying, “I am unable to attend for secret reasons.”
Jim is just brilliant. Religion, food, life jokes. So relatable and funny.
"It's hard to find time to work out when you really don't want to." Sooooooooo true 😆
Love your work , wish you'd come to Hungary again ! 🙂
He’s killing it. Much more than the fast food compilation
This is one of my happy places. Thank you Jim. 🙏🏻💖
Well PUT!! Also one of my happy places... wonder how often J. just keeps someone from despair........😢
@@christinatweet6580 Right?! Thanks for commenting and bringing me back. What a day. Sweet dreams.
I totally get that.This year has been difficult so i used some Jim time (not gym time) to help save my sanity.
@@twoboysmom7423 Laughter is my cardio. 😉
The gym defined in the most perfect sentence. "You can just throw your money into the trash FOR A SMALL FEE."
Love your clean comedy
Already seen this and still coming back to laugh even more.
Thank you for sharing your gifts with the world so generously. Positive joy for so many others.
OMG you broke me with the first,"I don't have time because I'm not interested." 😂😂😂😂 Are you a twin brother from a different mother cause I'm starting to get scared! 😂😂
BY FAR the funniest US comedian. Jim got the memo waaaayyyy before everybody that punching down any groups, women, or whatsoever was just lazy and generic. A brilliant mind who makes us laugh to tears. Just the f***king best.
His infectious delivery would make reading a religious tome sound funny!
That would be epic!
hey man !
Or as they say, reading the phone book lol
I love the imagery of Cooter with his shotgun and all of the lemmings lined up to run a marathon.
I've been down with COVID for a few weeks now and struggling to get better. Watching this makes me feel a lot better about having missed so much exercise because of illness 💕his perspective is hilarious 💕😂
Love the pyramid scheme joke re: the trainer fee, the 3 decades joke and the vending machine. Really, it's all great!
@Jim Gaffigan one of the funniest and sweetest families.
Jim, thanks for making me laugh my cares away. Love your comedy.
❤😂🤣😂🤣❤ Thank you!!! Jim Gaffigan = cure for depression! Who needs Prozac when you can just put on a Jim Gaffigan video?
@Jim Gaffigan I am such a fan! 🤩😍 your jewish neighbor from brooklyn. ❤❤❤
Thank you Jim, comedy is the perfect vaccine for 2020.
7:46 gets me every time, so relatable!
“Sharon Stone machine” COMEDY GOLD!
Love this SO much!!! (btw Gym owner since 1994) .. sharing this to our social media💪🏻😃👍🏻
Are you Italian?🤣
Thanks for all the laughs Jim, keep them coming 👍👍
"I'm m just here so I won't eat for an hour!"
Jim Gaffigan is super funny.. the great thing about is comedy is that there is no cussing and he doesn't seem to be routine. He adjusts his comedy for whatever place he's at at the moment
He’s got plenty of routine, just as any other comedian. Nothing wrong with that, actually it’s the only way to do it
The jokes about the whale, along with the sound effects, are absolutely hilarious, I literally had tears, just like the emojis 😂🤣 The whole video even!
As a NYer that moved to FL, I do appreciate the observations from a transplant. Brooklyn accent is spot on😅
I wanna look at myself while I work on myself lol
I was literally lol-ing through the whole 27 min. Pretty sure that counts as a workout.
Laughing out louding???
You listen to white comedians? Isn't that like.. cultural appropriation?
@@masterson0713 My God given whites
@@mayurshah6465 oh I like that perspective better
I agree ... my ab muscles feel great!
you are funny as who knows what! .. you made me exercise my upper body muscles used for laughing beyond hurting.
THANK YOU for entertaining us during this crisis !!!
Favorite: exercise equipment salesman!
me bustin a gut laughin so hard is keepin me in shape while sittin all day at work
One of my favorite comedians
I watch his videos over and over.
Gosh I love your comedy! Thank you for making us laugh
Gaffigan you make me feel better as I struggle to improve my fitness 💕💕😭
Everything you own in a box to the left 😂 I spit out my drink on that one. I was not expecting that!
ROFLMAO - Thank you so much for all the videos! On the normal, I have clinical depression, and this pandemic made it so much worse. So, upped meds, online therapy...than boom JIM GAFFIGAN - uploading material that makes me laugh, smile, feel good for the day!!!! During Trump Presidency - You really helped keep me sane! Thank you! You are GORGEOUS and YUMMY!
True for SO many people!! Glad you found Jim......😑👍🌞
Youzz a Damn Foo for this one Brohamster...!! Love ya woik !