Top 5 Funniest Jokes from "Mr.Universe" Jim Gaffigan

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  • @benwhite8503
    @benwhite8503 3 роки тому +153

    What a talented man. Definately in the top 10 comedians of all time.

  • @christinecole269
    @christinecole269 Рік тому +138

    I'm a firm believer that laughter is healing, so I've been watching a lot of stand up comedians on Pluto, Tubi, & UA-cam during cancer treatment. I heal like crazy watching Gaffigan!!! He's the best!!!

    • @PatrickZiggy
      @PatrickZiggy Рік тому +8

      Very true that's how my wife recovered

    • @cindynelson5140
      @cindynelson5140 Рік тому +10

      Healing Be Upon You !! Laugh ON !! :)

    • @Saturnsonic95
      @Saturnsonic95 11 місяців тому +7

      Sending love and prayers 🙏❤

  • @feliciajones4393
    @feliciajones4393 Рік тому +57

    Okay... let me tell you he is extremely hysterical to me! When he starts to whisper, I am literally on the floor or tears are shooting out of my eye sockets! Love him to pieces 😂

  • @lune78
    @lune78 Рік тому +295

    I'm dealing with severe anxiety and depression and watching Jim's videos helps me so much. God bless you Jim!

    • @jooliagoolia9959
      @jooliagoolia9959 Рік тому +16

      I'll suggest Nate Bargatze stand up as well. Both are uplifting 😂

    • @Jeffrey.Seelman
      @Jeffrey.Seelman Рік тому +17

      His humor helps so much

    • @claudiocruz1985
      @claudiocruz1985 Рік тому +10

      So that's why I feel better. I didn't know. I'm diagnosed with both too. He makes me laugh very much I hope to meet him one day.

    • @donaldsmolder7152
      @donaldsmolder7152 Рік тому

      Severe anxiety and depression is from Satan. He is here to kill, steal and destroy. My recommendation is go to church every chance you get and read your Bible. The Bible says resist the devil, and he will flee. Pretty simple. You know how many white people have been told by doctors that they have a mental issue? Don’t manifest it about 80%

    • @rplaner67
      @rplaner67 Рік тому +6

      Me too and I can’t help but laugh until my stomach hurts! I’m sending his vids to everyone. He touches on subjects for anybody and no cursing??!! It’s amazing🎉

  • @theresanotare2296
    @theresanotare2296 4 роки тому +87

    Thanks for giving us bite sized moments of fun Jim! Just sent this to some overworked friends who could use a laugh.

    • @punkiecaldwell5082
      @punkiecaldwell5082 8 місяців тому

      No way! I just did too! He's the greatest for a tough day or anyday!!❤

  • @clarkhamlin2667
    @clarkhamlin2667 Рік тому +41

    I’ve watched him for years now and can’t get enough. My family was fortunate enough to see him live in Chicago. It was great. The only comedian that I felt compelled to see live. Thanks

    • @PeaceLoveLightMom1313
      @PeaceLoveLightMom1313 Рік тому +2

      I was lucky enough to win tickets from a local radio station in Chicago. What a great show!

  • @loriwoehrle8887
    @loriwoehrle8887 4 роки тому +246

    Thanks for being so generous with your comedy during the pandemic! We all need it. And I love your work!

    • @loriwoehrle8887
      @loriwoehrle8887 3 роки тому +9

      @jimgaffigan Thank you for asking- family and I are healthy, fed, and housed. Hubs is 1/2 vaccinated. I couldn’t be more grateful. And now, I am a super fan!

    • @asunalu2625
      @asunalu2625 3 роки тому +5

      @@loriwoehrle8887 wooohooo!! We love a vaccinated family!

    • @j.bradleyheck1589
      @j.bradleyheck1589 2 роки тому +1

      @@billiefrank2837 no dummy

  • @Abelhawk
    @Abelhawk Рік тому +30

    My stomach hurts from laughing so hard at that phone part. The lunacy of pretending to call someone as part of a joke slowly changing to that being the joke itself caused some kind of infinite humor loop that just left me in tears. 😂

  • @zamamirokusoyaro3684
    @zamamirokusoyaro3684 2 роки тому +42

    What I love about Jim is his jokes constantly make me laugh unlike other comedians who only have a few jokes make the crowd laugh.

  • @brendaredmond4678
    @brendaredmond4678 2 роки тому +83

    His humor concerning his children is just so spot on to how parenting really is. It's hilarious.

  • @sandyn3384
    @sandyn3384 Рік тому +9

    When he's speaking in that high wheezy voice I'm already laughing😂😁

  • @whoever_81
    @whoever_81 2 роки тому +71

    Brilliant writing and hilarious delivery. Jim Gaffigan is a rare comedian indeed.

    • @richardferreira7565
      @richardferreira7565 Рік тому +4

      Jim Gaffigan is funny , always cool, especially when he doesn’t need to swear. A classic performance by a wise guy !

    • @PetroicaRodinogaster264
      @PetroicaRodinogaster264 Рік тому +3

      @@richardferreira7565 awww you beat me to it, I was going to say the same about the swearing.

  • @Randombmw
    @Randombmw 4 роки тому +127

    You're not losing any fans. You're just finding out who the real fans are.
    Keep doing you.

    • @catharineorellana3522
      @catharineorellana3522 3 роки тому +6

      THANK YOU or saying this! People were all "stick to comedy" as though Jim Gaffigan is a comedy robot puppet whose only purpose is to entertain on demand. He's a human with depth, feelings, ponderous thoughts... all the reasons he is so hilarious to begin with!

  • @nancywalter8685
    @nancywalter8685 3 роки тому +145

    I love it!! I have never listened to Jim Gaffigan before about 2 weeks ago, and now I'm listening on my walks, and have seen every special on Netflix! I don't know when I have laughed so hard!! 🤣👍🏼❤️

    • @danajetton4704
      @danajetton4704 2 роки тому +6

      He's the Best!

    • @cherie9928
      @cherie9928 2 роки тому +7

      @@danajetton4704 I agree! Jim is the Best!! I Rewatch these videos over+over,+dont get tired of him.Even though i'm aware of what he's going to say next,I Absolutely Love His mannerisms+Voice fluctuations!! Oh My!! Lolol!!

    • @richardpatrick8834
      @richardpatrick8834 2 роки тому

      Ppł

    • @janetnichols4349
      @janetnichols4349 2 роки тому

      @Jim Gaffigan ×w××××××××w÷

    • @withgoddess7164
      @withgoddess7164 2 роки тому +1

      I KNOW!!! 3 weeks for me. I have watched him for hrs.. Laughing loud enough to wake the neighbours.

  • @jameskeyes1131
    @jameskeyes1131 4 роки тому +38

    Starting at 10:58 - the funniest routine in comedy history. 10 Commandments based on what has happened in your hotel room. Jim is the best comedian working today. I watch him for hours.

  • @natev1956
    @natev1956 3 роки тому +62

    How does he remember all that! Truly a gift to be that funny in front of an audience 🤣

    • @greggoreo6738
      @greggoreo6738 Рік тому

      I think his genius is an inheritance from his D. N. A. of Irish story telling. Respectfully submitted for your consideration Gregg Oreo Long Beach Ca Etats Unis

    • @JJ_5289
      @JJ_5289 Рік тому +2

      I'm sure Jim has always been a naturally funny person but his stand-up career took off because of his hard work and his perseverance. It was not easy for him when he first started

  • @apebeats6631
    @apebeats6631 3 роки тому +214

    Easily my favorite comedian by far. This man is an absolute genius, and I love him to death. No one can pull me out of a cruddy mood like Mr. Jim Gaffigan can. I wish I could tell him face to face how much I appreciate him.

    • @socaldeb
      @socaldeb 2 роки тому +7

      Yes, he's a fun hilarious warm fuzzy! Thank you Jim! 😊

    • @cherie6970
      @cherie6970 2 роки тому +5

      @Ape Beats- 😁I feel the Same way. Jim is a true genius! 👍🍀

    • @PhilGeissler
      @PhilGeissler Рік тому +5

      Give some credit to his wife. I think she writes his material. Of course, the delivery is everything.

    • @johnsweeney3446
      @johnsweeney3446 Рік тому +1

      @@PhilGeissler all of it ?? C'mon

    • @marybell3013
      @marybell3013 Рік тому +4

      @@johnsweeney3446 They work together on the writing… I think it’s great that he includes his wife’s perspective in his humor

  • @haywirewilly3363
    @haywirewilly3363 4 роки тому +49

    It takes a magical mind to see things as they are, and instantly write an epic novel based on it in their mind. Brilliant work by a brilliant guy.:-)

    • @CheriBomzArt
      @CheriBomzArt 3 роки тому +5

      Think his wife helps him write jokes?

    • @cphelps7996
      @cphelps7996 2 роки тому +3

      @@CheriBomzArt yeh they just write normal jokes, then he applies the voices and sarcasm. its a very simple and funny formula

  • @albashir7140
    @albashir7140 3 роки тому +26

    You are truly a comedic genius Mr. Gaffigan 🙂💕
    I know I know I've said that before but my stomach really hurts from laughing😆😀 thank you so much and bless your heart❤🙏🙏

  • @litty4553
    @litty4553 Рік тому +8

    This guy is freaking hilarious! 5 Italian guys from Long Island 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @libertygiveme1987
    @libertygiveme1987 3 роки тому +21

    That "Hotel Pool" sequence is HYSTERICAL!!!! "I made this Bathing Suit out of Curtains. What room am I staying in?" HaHa!!!!

  • @metalgamingwarrior2714
    @metalgamingwarrior2714 3 роки тому +29

    Only this man could make millions of people laugh with McDonalds fries.

  • @nathanlawrence7319
    @nathanlawrence7319 4 роки тому +105

    Jim is the real Mr. Universe!

  • @SlightlyShoobie
    @SlightlyShoobie 3 роки тому +93

    The best thing about Jim Gaffigan is that his jokes age so well. It's all still the same

    • @VinceAdams-qy4re
      @VinceAdams-qy4re 3 роки тому +1

      Except for his Subway joke. Sadly, THAT one didn't age well.

    • @reesefang1158
      @reesefang1158 3 роки тому

      @@VinceAdams-qy4re is your dad still available to chat this t

  • @AvaSession7Ex
    @AvaSession7Ex 2 роки тому +116

    There are few comedians that keep us laughing the whole time they’re performng. Thank you, Jim for being one of them.

    • @rdoodoo2021
      @rdoodoo2021 Рік тому +3

      Ikr?! So true!! If I'm not laughing, I'm smiling sooo hard, and the Extenze helps!👍😁 Love this guy! Genius.

  • @diegolopez3821
    @diegolopez3821 3 роки тому +21

    Guy's hilariously funny without even trying,...... with absolutely no obscene language.

  • @jazzjokesjalopies
    @jazzjokesjalopies 4 роки тому +88

    Jim gives you more jokes for the buck than anyone. He’s your top comedy value, right there.

  • @KennethSorling
    @KennethSorling 4 роки тому +50

    That phone conversation was gold!

  • @brianlake2905
    @brianlake2905 4 роки тому +95

    I actually saw an old lady wearing a shower cap in the hotel pool I was staying in in July and I almost drowned laughing as the hair melting joke came to mind.

  • @ReesieandLee
    @ReesieandLee 4 роки тому +437

    I have turned into such a fan watching you every day for the last 8 months, thank you for helping keep us sickies entertained during the pandemic!

    • @Jce22
      @Jce22 4 роки тому +20

      You mean scamdemic right

    • @josda1000
      @josda1000 4 роки тому +7

      Seriously, how is it that we are one of the only countries basically not protesting but all of europe has been, and australia is becoming outright fascist?
      Moving on...

    • @3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547
      @3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547 4 роки тому +6

      @@josda1000 and the masks don't work because the fake tests prove that the cases just skyrocket with mask wearing anyway. Obey, or, ELSE! Them's cult words. Real science never requires censorship, dicktatorship or NO accountability for cult leaders of the holey Corporatocracy. Think about it, if fear has not severed all cognitive ability.

    • @josda1000
      @josda1000 4 роки тому +5

      @@3ittybittypiggiesstorytime547 youre preaching to the choir buddy

    • @sanoJ_yt
      @sanoJ_yt 3 роки тому +5

      @3 Itty Bitty Piggies Story Time
      I see you’ve got a couple loose cogs up there.

  • @mikezilly7482
    @mikezilly7482 2 роки тому +4

    January 2nd 2022 it's a Jim Gaffigan kind of morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sonandsanford4963
    @sonandsanford4963 4 роки тому +41

    I think I could have lived the rest of my life without the hotel jokes.
    What room are you staying in?

  • @timothymoore2197
    @timothymoore2197 3 роки тому +14

    I really like the use of "what room are you staying in" phrases throughout that hotel section.
    accent impersonation vocal change body language controls audience's laugh flow

  • @Mr.Sparklze
    @Mr.Sparklze 4 роки тому +54

    Another marvellously hilarious joke compilation. I love how Jim can riff on one subject for so long and spin those McDonald's fries into comedy gold! 🍟🏅

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 роки тому +2

    2 big macs for $2!!!??? Only in America. Here in Canada that would NEVER happen. The best we get is a coupon "2 can dine for $13.99". Yeah, that's a real thing. That's considered a deal. 2 big Mac meals for $13.99 instead of the usual $20 or so. If we could get deals like that I'd probably be dead.

    • @bigmackattax
      @bigmackattax 5 місяців тому

      Don’t worry, $2 for 2 Big Mac’s hasn’t happened since mid 2000’s. So in America it’s not a thing either.

  • @lane2063
    @lane2063 Рік тому +51

    It’s way past my bedtime but when chronic pain keeps me awake and tries to steal my joy I can count on Jim to make me smile.

    • @PleaseDontEatAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatAnimals Рік тому +9

      Sorry about your chronic pain. 😥 Great that you can still find joy through it. 💕

    • @SuperDrLisa
      @SuperDrLisa Рік тому +7

      😘 I understand the chronic pain. 🙏

    • @colleencrist1317
      @colleencrist1317 Рік тому +9

      I have the same issue. Jim is great therapy

    • @nancymorton5636
      @nancymorton5636 Рік тому +4

      Me too. There's a lot of us chronic painers out here. Thank heaven for Jim and laughter!

    • @BobbyWilliams_
      @BobbyWilliams_ Рік тому +3

      you got a great attitude!!! Sorry about the pain, but also the laughter and smiles are great!

  • @b.johnny369
    @b.johnny369 4 роки тому +68

    “What room am I staying in?...” Brilliant :))

  • @ArmandCerna
    @ArmandCerna Рік тому +24

    Jim is the funniest person in the universe. He makes my day every time I hear his voice.

    • @kevinlogozzo3952
      @kevinlogozzo3952 5 місяців тому

      Isn’t that a little presumptuous to declare him the funniest in the Universe? 🤣

    • @ArmandCerna
      @ArmandCerna 5 місяців тому

      @@kevinlogozzo3952 Not at all. I have proof.

    • @kevinlogozzo3952
      @kevinlogozzo3952 5 місяців тому

      @@ArmandCernaAre you sure? Did you consult with the other planets? (like Jim suggested)😂

    • @ArmandCerna
      @ArmandCerna 5 місяців тому

      @@kevinlogozzo3952 I consulted with Uranus and they said he was the funniest.

    • @kevinlogozzo3952
      @kevinlogozzo3952 5 місяців тому

      @@ArmandCernaYes, I already knew he was the funniest on Uranus. Most of the comics there are s**t.

  • @MsAnchovey
    @MsAnchovey 3 роки тому +95

    Jim, you've single handedly helped me through all my tough times this past year and I've been slammed with them. I love love that you are clean yet still so hilarious. Its. Crazy that I can listen to them a few times and still laugh like the first time.🤣

    • @kelkabot
      @kelkabot 3 роки тому +1

      Right there with you, on every point. Hugs.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 роки тому +2

      Me too. Comedy is my only distraction in these difficult times of lock down.

    • @edithdlp8045
      @edithdlp8045 3 роки тому +3

      @Jim Gaffigan I also binge watch your comedy in these difficult times. It makes me forget about covid-19. Thank you

    • @betsyrobinson2876
      @betsyrobinson2876 2 роки тому

      Qp

  • @matthewshroba1511
    @matthewshroba1511 2 роки тому +2

    Jim, if you had a t shirt with your face in red and yellow that said “I’m lovin it” ... I’d not only pay to own that i would wear it around.

  • @Monica---
    @Monica--- 4 роки тому +27

    Such a smart and talented man is Mr. Jim Gaffigan. I could hug him - yah, no, yah, no, YAH! 😉

  • @pennyfleming3006
    @pennyfleming3006 4 роки тому +81

    Honestly, you are seriously hilarious. I cant believe i’d never heard of you from australia but your content is making quarantine far more enjoyable lol
    Come to australia Jim!

  • @keithf7351
    @keithf7351 2 роки тому +6

    Gaffigan is good. Super funny. I live near Buffalo NY and about hour+ drive to the National Comedy Center. I highly recommend visiting the center for alot of laughs and the history of comedy. Gaffigan appeared as a hologram telling jokes and talking about the interesting stuff at the comedy center. My family was there for 7 hours and we still didn't finish seeing, hearing and reading all the exhibits. Definitely a cool place.

  • @StevenRud
    @StevenRud 3 роки тому +5

    Hilarious!!!! Can’t stop laughing!!!! Greetings from Switzerland 👍🏻👍🏻😎😎

  • @jewellkurtz1490
    @jewellkurtz1490 Рік тому +11

    I can't continue to have a bad day after tuning into Jim! This man is the funniest man ever.

  • @DeathBYDesign666
    @DeathBYDesign666 4 роки тому +16

    I never thought about it but I don't understand the subtly of how they judge those Mr universe pageants either. Do you get points off for being super vieny or what? It's an art form I'll never understand. Lol

  • @drewb5845
    @drewb5845 Рік тому +9

    The master of the whispered aside. I love them 😂😂😂

  • @jimdoyel5044
    @jimdoyel5044 2 роки тому +8

    Jim - This was a howler; especially the Hotel Room/Pool and McDonald's routine. I've only watched 2 or 3 of your standups and I'm a fan, tuning in more often. Thanks for the laughs. Keep 'em coming. SoCal

  • @grandmanatalie
    @grandmanatalie 4 роки тому +15

    You should do a bit about road trip snacks. You ever have gas station nachos with that gross pump chili and cheese?

  • @denisespencer1389
    @denisespencer1389 2 роки тому +10

    Started watching Jim on Netflix and I’ve been a fan ever since. Excellent and hilarious 🤣!

  • @flasun6839
    @flasun6839 4 роки тому +19

    Hadn't seen Jim in awhile, he is so polished now. Good going on the evolution of hilarious!

  • @rexfordhazelton7601
    @rexfordhazelton7601 5 місяців тому +8

    Jim is consistently funny through all his routines, specials, and even joke to joke. I have always been in awe of this man.

    • @susanwright4414
      @susanwright4414 3 місяці тому

      The awe started when he met his holy wife! ❤

  • @boubacar2thiam93
    @boubacar2thiam93 2 роки тому +3

    What room am I staying in lol

  • @jamesloterbaugh5545
    @jamesloterbaugh5545 3 роки тому +14

    Oh My God! Jim, you are hilarious! I was laughing so hard on the extenze part, I felt like I was going die laughing, I couldn’t breathe.

  • @johnwayne2209
    @johnwayne2209 3 роки тому +27

    Simply BRILLIANT!!!! Gaffigan delivers, like no one else. Every time!!!

  • @GigiMills-kz1lq
    @GigiMills-kz1lq 5 місяців тому +7

    I can’t get enough of Gaffigan 😂

  • @sterling8298
    @sterling8298 2 роки тому +8

    I'm officially dead from laughing too hard.🤣🤣🤣🤣 Tears of Laughter.

  • @Penguinssss
    @Penguinssss 4 роки тому +9

    One fun thing to do in an above ground pool is have one or two other people with you run laps around it until it starts a whirlpool, then you have a lazy river.

  • @bevwiese91
    @bevwiese91 2 роки тому +9

    Jim Gaffigan is my absolute favorite comedian. Thank you Jim for keeping me laughing.

  • @ThomStanton
    @ThomStanton 2 роки тому +2

    We quote you all the time, know yo' bits front to back (um... especially the naughty ones... ew :) and rewatch them again-n-again-n-again. Hope our UA-cam subscription, rewatches, and shares to friends helps put kids your kids through college (well, at least one of your faves :) 😁😊

  • @CarlosPerdomo
    @CarlosPerdomo Рік тому +3

    I just keep coming to recycle Jim’s videos. They are the best 😅

  • @kathyandchrismiller3543
    @kathyandchrismiller3543 2 роки тому +4

    You are truly amazing,thank you

  • @DonnaSnyder
    @DonnaSnyder 3 роки тому +6

    Where have you been?!?!?! You made the pandemic bearable. Then you disappeared. It was great to watch this again.
    Sending thanks and respect to you and your family, from El Paso.

  • @blahblahh7249
    @blahblahh7249 8 місяців тому +7

    king of clean comedy

  • @008Noah
    @008Noah 3 роки тому +13

    WHO THE HECK GAVE 145 DISLIKES?! you are my favorite jim!

  • @rexfordhazelton7601
    @rexfordhazelton7601 2 роки тому +7

    How much material does Jim have. I have been watching his stand up on youtube for weeks, and I only rarely run into something I've previously watched. He makes jokes about literally everything...and they are all funny. He is the Stephen King of comedy.

  • @klimtkahlo
    @klimtkahlo 4 роки тому +14

    I am European and will sign a petition for the EU to give you citizenship. We need you! You are outstanding!

  • @plutobeliever
    @plutobeliever 4 роки тому +11

    LOL...so relatable...I remember staying at a Days Inn back in the 1970s and every damn item, including table lamps, wall art, etc) was screwed to their service...

  • @BonkysDingDongHut
    @BonkysDingDongHut 4 роки тому +92

    These videos genuinely help get me though each day! Jim is the best 💖

  • @sterling8298
    @sterling8298 2 роки тому +3

    I like vacation rentals by owner better than hotels. I like that they have notebooks for people to write in. You can read what all the different people that have stayed there had to say. Or what was on their mind. Some of the notebooks had writings that were from back in the 90s up to the present time.
    It was cool to read the many years worth of stories from the people that stayed there.

  • @bettyslawinski8265
    @bettyslawinski8265 4 роки тому +9

    Jim you are so dang funny....thanks for being you 💛💛💛💛💛

  • @annwells6732
    @annwells6732 4 роки тому +20

    I Absolutely love Jim. So hilarious.

  • @user-yw4fh4pw3q
    @user-yw4fh4pw3q 2 роки тому +41

    My fear, terror and overall impending doom got to a point today where I no longer wanted to feel it but couldn't find a way out and just couldn't take it any more. Then I happened across Jim, whom I LOVE but hadn't seen in a long time. Turned my day right around. Thank you Jim.

    • @itsakittyxox
      @itsakittyxox Рік тому +2

      When your best friend dies from it it’s a whole new ball game. Sad. I can’t believe it. So Jim! Who’s gonna watch cha when this pandemic is over. Better speak to your opening act…what’s his name? Oh yeah…Francis. Ask him to come up with the next plague. Your audience will be right back watching. I still make my friends watch you standing in an Indiana cornfield when they come over! That’s it! It’s the corn! COVID CORN XXIII. 😱. Say “hey” to the Pope for me…oh and Jesus too 🙏

    • @itsakittyxox
      @itsakittyxox Рік тому +4

      Jim. I so relate to Jim. His wifey writes ALL his stuff for him I heard. 🫣

    • @karene3071
      @karene3071 10 місяців тому +1

      Mean spirited quip… ☹️

  • @desleykakoulidisgallaway3382
    @desleykakoulidisgallaway3382 2 роки тому +6

    You’re hilarious Jim- don’t know how you do it. They are brilliant sets🥰👍🏻 you squeeze out every bit of funny from each subject. It sounds easy but it’s not. You n wife = geniuses !

  • @mikeymike1141
    @mikeymike1141 3 роки тому +9

    When I'm felling down and upset, I watch you and laugh 😂 my ass off. And forget why I'm upset, thank you brother! Keep on joking!

  • @jodibirmingham4537
    @jodibirmingham4537 2 роки тому +3

    Brilliant comic genius 👏 😆

  • @ladevercomedy
    @ladevercomedy 2 роки тому +4

    this is one of the best shows I´ve seen from JG. brilliant!!!

  • @donniedoesjokes
    @donniedoesjokes 4 роки тому +45

    Jim is awesome, and I love that he is CLEAN! He’s been a major influence in my comedy journey. 🔥 GOAT! 🔥

    • @S0ggylettuce_
      @S0ggylettuce_ 4 роки тому +3

      ❤️

    • @robk79
      @robk79 4 роки тому +8

      He is not clean. He just doesn't swear a lot.

    • @donniedoesjokes
      @donniedoesjokes 4 роки тому +3

      Rob Kotenko true

    • @egagnard
      @egagnard 4 роки тому +2

      Did you miss the entire bit about Male genitals?

    • @csxanatos653
      @csxanatos653 4 роки тому +3

      He is good. I like his work a lot. But he is far from the GOAT of comedy.

  • @eleanorrouxel122
    @eleanorrouxel122 4 роки тому +12

    I love watching you daily. You make life easier! Lol

  • @09DotDot
    @09DotDot 2 роки тому +4

    Absolutely HILARIOUS.

  • @lestudio76
    @lestudio76 2 роки тому +2

    My dearest Gwendolyn 😂😂😂

  • @EldestSaint
    @EldestSaint 4 роки тому +7

    Jim, you are a treasure. I'm going to come see you next time you're in Dallas... unless society collapses.. in which case I'll come swear my allegiance to the Mad Max-esque warlord that keeps you alive for his personal amusement. I'm looking forward to enforcing his will in the wasteland that was once the American West..

  • @wendylogan4020
    @wendylogan4020 3 роки тому +6

    Even I, a 61-year-old grandmother has been imitating Arnold Swartzenegger, and I have been doing that for decades with, “I’ll be Bach’

  • @AbbyS.Pumpkins
    @AbbyS.Pumpkins 3 роки тому +9

    Notice how Jim shakes the microphone at every punchline? Signature move right there! Lol! 🎤 🎅

    • @gigiarmany4332
      @gigiarmany4332 Рік тому

      nah..not really..by the amount of jokes he tells per minute that mike would be shaking faster then an electric toothbrush..🥳

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 4 роки тому +6

    At 7:06 "Hmmm... Giraffe Again?" That's exactly what i say every morning at 10am. "Hmmmm... Jim Gaffigan?"

  • @drancisdrake
    @drancisdrake 3 роки тому +6

    20:20 the loose fries that come from Jesus! Hahahaha! Great show man!

  • @IosuamacaMhadaidh
    @IosuamacaMhadaidh 2 роки тому +1

    I work at a hotel, and we have had people steal light bulbs, lamps, ottomans, a picture, tub drain stopper, our smaller luggage carts (like the airport style). Kids playing with the lifesavers in the pool, people spilling alcohol in the pool and spa, lots of people throwing their car trash onto the lot, putting cigarettes out in planters (they caught fire twice).......
    People turn into complete hoosiers at hotels. I've lost faith in humanity doing hotel maintenance.

  • @marcoroman3242
    @marcoroman3242 2 роки тому +2

    You sir.. are hilarious!... Cheers from Mexico:)

  • @hamhead2765
    @hamhead2765 Рік тому +5

    Fawk his writing is so good. Coupled with years of developing a specific persona. Legend. Gaffigans pacing is unrivaled.

  • @Seeryt
    @Seeryt 4 роки тому +12

    I've enjoyed your comedy since I was little, I've never met such a funny comedian such as yourself. Thanks for the memories.
    - Dan

  • @rupertperiwinkle4477
    @rupertperiwinkle4477 2 роки тому +2

    I thought he was Canadian because of all the 🇨🇦 jokes! He has his own heckler voice haha!

  • @alove8135
    @alove8135 3 роки тому +3

    How does Jim Gafigan make literally anything funny?

  • @ronimontes2368
    @ronimontes2368 3 роки тому +36

    He's hilarious 🤣🤣 I'm NEVER disappointed 😂😂

  • @geraldotto3145
    @geraldotto3145 Рік тому +4

    Mr Gaffigan YOU ROCK you are hilarious the choices you do add so much to the humor of the show.

  • @brianjoyce9040
    @brianjoyce9040 2 роки тому +2

    You funny man. Thx Jim

  • @clivewells7090
    @clivewells7090 4 роки тому +37

    Jim Sir, your 'extenze' bit with the fake call is amazing, so creative and suprisingly convincing, but above all fun! X

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 роки тому +1

      Its called, an "aside " check it out ✌🏾

  • @davidpetruic9557
    @davidpetruic9557 4 роки тому +24

    When he said “giraffe again” it made me think of writing a song and rhyming that with “Gaffigan”!

  • @marilynhoward4561
    @marilynhoward4561 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you and God bless you and your family.

  • @ARichardP
    @ARichardP 3 роки тому +9

    That “look back” after sitting down naked on the hotel couch was brilliant.

  • @JimmyDeLocke
    @JimmyDeLocke 2 роки тому +1

    McDonald's of the soul. Genius.