Best CLOTHING Jokes Compilation | Jim Gaffigan
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- Опубліковано 9 лип 2024
- Jim Gaffigan's best clothing jokes compilation featuring Victoria's Secret, People in Robes, Fatting out of clothes and Jim in skinny jeans.. or just regular jeans.
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:21 - "Clothing as a gift"
:47 - "Robe"
2:12 - "All Black"
3:02 - "Shoes & Socks"
6:13 - "Lingerie"
10:25 - "Pants"
11:21 - "Belt"
13:21 - "Hiking Clothes"
13:57 - "Fashion"
14:31 - "Fatting out of Clothes"
16:16 - "Fashion Shows"
17:37 - "Not Changing my Life"
18:24 - "Size 2XL"
BEST of / FUNNIEST COMPILATION
Animals bit.ly/AnimalsCompilation
Fast Food bit.ly/FastFoodCompilation
Jesus bit.ly/JesusComp
Donuts bit.ly/JGDonuts
HEALTHY & HAPPY with HEATH HORNER
INTRO bit.ly/HappyandHealthy1
CORN bit.ly/HappyandHealthyCorn
THE PALE TOURIST
Asian American (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGAsianAmerican
Florida Man (Full Set)- bit.ly/JGFloridaMan
Run with Bulls bit.ly/JGRunwithBulls
Ontario vs Quebec bit.ly/JGOntario
Spanish Superstitions bit.ly/JGSuperstition
Canadian Map bit.ly/JGCanadaMap
Tapas bit.ly/JGTapas
Moose bit.ly/JGMoose
Tourists bit.ly/JGTourist
Halifax Donair bit.ly/JGDonair
Rodeo bit.ly/JGRodeo
Drake Story bit.ly/JGDrake
QUALITY TIME
Marathons bit.ly/JGMarathons
Horses bit.ly/JGHorses
Appendix bit.ly/JGAppendix
Museums bit.ly/JGMuseum
NOBLE APE:
Japan vs China bit.ly/JGJapan
My Wife's Brain Tumor bit.ly/JGBrainTumor
Massages & Saunas bit.ly/JGMassage
Pope bit.ly/JGPope
My Least Favorite Doctor bit.ly/JGWorstDoctor
UK vs US bit.ly/JGUSAvCanada
CINCO
Morning Person bit.ly/JGMorning
Fish are Gross bit.ly/JGFishGross
Steak is Manly bit.ly/JGSteak
Hiking bit.ly/JGHiking
Idiot Abroad bit.ly/JGIdiotAbroad
Easier to be a Guy bit.ly/JGBeaGuy
Big Family bit.ly/JGBigFamily
OBSESSED
Bars: bit.ly/JGBars
Weddings bit.ly/JGWeddingsyay
Victoria's Secret bit.ly/JGSecret
Bath vs Shower bit.ly/JGBathvShower
Can't Stop Eating bit.ly/JGstopeating
MR. UNIVERSE
Vitamins bit.ly/JGVitamins
Whales bit.ly/JGWhales
Fitness Goals bit.ly/JGFitnessGoals
Home Birth bit.ly/JGHomebirth
McDonald's bit.ly/JGMcDonalds
KING BABY
Jesus & Apostles bit.ly/JGJesus
Camping bit.ly/JGCamping
Bacon bit.ly/JGBacon
Fried Chicken bit.ly/JGFriendChicken
Waffle House bit.ly/JGWaffleHouse
BEYOND THE PALE
Hot Pockets bit.ly/JGHotPocket
I'm Korean bit.ly/JGKorean
Doing Nothing bit.ly/JGDoingNothing
Out To Dinner bit.ly/JGOutToDinner
Cake bit.ly/JGCakes
Jesus bit.ly/JGJesusinshape
Vegetarian bit.ly/JGVegetarian
SUPER OLD
Manatee bit.ly/JGManatee
Caroline's Comedy Hr bit.ly/JGCarolines
Glasses bit.ly/JGGLasses
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Toast bit.ly/JGToast
Burger bit.ly/JGBurger
Pork bit.ly/JGPork
Hotdog & Eggs bit.ly/JGHotDogs
Pizza bit.ly/JGPizzaLGC
Chicken Fillet bit.ly/JGChickenFilet
KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKansasCBBQ
Bacon Wrapped Steaks bit.ly/JGBaconWrapped
THE MIKE & PAT SHOW: (the next Pewdiepie or Roblox addicts challenge)
Daddy Dog bit.ly/JGDaddyDog
Hot Pocket bit.ly/JGMPHotPocket
Spaghettios bit.ly/JGSPaghettios
Fluff bit.ly/JGFluff
Vegemite bit.ly/JGVegimite
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KC BBQ bit.ly/JGKCBBQ
Garbage Plate bit.ly/JGGarbagePlate
Polish Boy bit.ly/JGPolishboy
Spain bit.ly/JGSpainJETW
Colombia bit.ly/JGColombia
Paella bit.ly/JGPaella
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles. - Розваги
Jim Gaffigan. The only comedian who heckles his own show. Hilarious.
😂❤
Actually Maron heckles his own shows too. He’s been doing it as long as Jim.
Love Jim Gaffigan. One of the funniest guys around.
Jim is one of the few comedians that can make me truelly laugh out loud.
Thanks Jim
Same😂
Mr. Gaffigan, you're one of my absolute favorite comics of all time.
He finds the humor in everyday life that we never notice
Laying on the couch , eating ice cream, watching Jim Gaffigan. Life is good.
😆😆💗
Very good
But did you throw away the lid?
@@Anne-yi5sb 87777ú7i77i8ú
Me too… in a robe! Lol.
Jim, you really got it. I've watched all your specials on Netflix and on Prime video. And I watch your clips regularly and I still laugh my head off. You are better than any medicine the doctor could order to make you feel better!
I love Jim no politics no sexual obscenities. He is worth listening to and great laughs
What?? He’s woke as hell!
What?? He’s woke as hell!
He doesn't like trump. Because he has brains and caring. Trump has neither
@@jeffmutch7640 You know what woke is? Woke is when white people finally start talking about what everyone else has been talking about for...ever.
What about his joke about the prolapsed rectum? It's quite an old one, I haven't been able to find it for a while. Have you not heard it? It's not offensive, it's just very funny... but you don't wanna hear it in front of your kids or your parents!
"This is a special shirt. It goes with our unzipped pants, and our unbuckled belt. And together with your uncombed hair you can look unemployed, and be unwelcome at restaurants." Oh man, had to hit pause after this line until I could stop laughing. Brilliant, Jim!
That was my favorite part! 😂
Jim, you are THE BEST. There is no upper age limit to your wonderful humor. Thank you, an 83 year old admirer.
Underwear "I'm not gonna take your crap anymore" lol You kill me Jim!
I watch you again and again, Jim, and it never gets old. I love it when you crack yourself up. The better mood you are in the better the show. Maybe I'll get to see you in person some day. That would be cool...see your show, meet your family, share food at a backyard bbq... God bless you.
I love your self-deprecating sense of humour, but I'm most impressed by your clean language. That shows an old-fashioned respect for your audience and makes you a "one-in-a-million"!
Thank you for all the belly laughs you have given me during the pandemic--you are really generous to your fans!! Bless you.
You make me laugh so loud & forget my troubles for a while. THANK YOU, SIR!
Me too Juli😂🤣
Exactly! Well said. I am lying in bed right now crying my eyes out because I am laughing so hard.
That's his MO
I listen these in the middle of the city or in a classroom, snickering silently and smiling all the time😁 its great, he's awesome. Always wondering if people think they're looking at a high/crazy person... 🤗 Jim G's a Beast!
Everyday I wake up and think...is it “Jim Gaffigan time”....ah it’s half past “Jim Gaffigan” I slept in! As we don’t have a concept of what day it is...at least we know “Jim” time!! Take care 🇨🇦 ❤️
Where are you from I can’t rlly tell
Sue I love your words here! As America's democracy is under extreme stress Jim's humor really helps me to keep my perspective and to regain my smile and healthy humor. Thanks
Toilet belt!!!
No one ever gives credit to Jim’s “alter ego” character comments. Those perfectly positioned whispers in between his lines are what makes him so unique as a comedian! No one else does this- totally unique to the great Jim Gaffigan- pure genius!!
I love when the "alter ego" says 'He better not [x]" and then he immediately uses it to segue into a new topic.
Loads of people do.
The best stand up guy in the biz.
My walk today took twice as long bc listening to the COMPILATIONS I had to stop every few minutes as I doubled over in laughter!
Which probably was a spectacle for anyone to witness. 😂 too funny.
One hell of a career! I’ve never laughed so hard. My ribs hurt so bad! I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m out of shape! Thank you Jim! You’re a life saver!
I literally have covid right now and am laying in bed watching this and choking to death, I’m laughing so hard. Thanks, Jim, for keeping us going throughout the pandemic and onward! ❤️
You still with us?
good time to brush up on your English - it's "lying in bed" not laying
@@jlforrest72how pompous 😥 They are literally lying in bed sick and you try to act as if you are the self appointed Grammar Police?!
Such a hilarious man!!! It looks effortless, but I know better. I so enjoy your humor!
"It's like giving a blind person a microscope" 😂😂😂
I totally love Jim! So hilarious! I’ll just keep watching reruns. It’s important to laugh every day. Thank you Jim!
Very intelligent, and smart.
Made me laugh out loud many times.
My husband would always take our 4 daughters to Victoria's Secret with him to buy me gifts. He had the perfect line when walking in the store with them. He'd say a bit loudly when walking in, "OK let's buy something for mom!". Once he was in VS at Christmas time & of course he brought our 4 daughters with him. He was standing in the checkout line when apparently my oldest daughter who was in the bra section asked him what my bra size was. My husband is trying to be discreet so he tries to mouth my size but she didn't understand what he was saying so he whispered it. She still didn't hear him but apparently the guy in line behind him did because my husband heard the guy say "damn"! I think my husband just turned to the guy & grinned. Lol. 🤣😂
I appreciate and am grateful for the humor you share, makes the day seem like I'm having extra ice cream
One of Jim's best videos!
There are tears coming out of my eyes. 😓
Thank you for caring about us out here being able to laugh every day.
Clean comedy and utterly ridiculously funny!!
You know a comedian has written a bunch of clothing jokes when he can put together a 20 minute compilation on clothing.
My birthday suit needs more suit, too!
When you can find this much fun in shoes and socks, youre gonna have a good life.
A most excellent compilation, sir! You're a very funny guy! I especially like how you fit in responses to your bits. . .
Oh Jim, If you only knew what a gem you are. 😂
"Can't control who I turn on at this point". Flaunt it Jim. 😂
I am home with covid and you are helping me. I haven't laughed this hard in awhile. Thank you precious pale one!
Hi, hope you have recovered! 😊👍
He is comic gold.
@J Men have a water
I attended his show a few years ago. Oh my...my face hurt from laughing. Love Jim Gaffigan.
"Is there a slipper section? I just need to get between places where I'm sitting down."
That last segment had me in tears 😭😂 great way to end the day !!!
Always end my day with a laugh. Thanks Jim.
I begin with a laugh
Jesse Gardner i start mine!
I middle with a laugh
Or Sarah millican
Any time is a good time for Jim’s jokes.
Good show! 😂😂😂😂
Thank you for the heart felt laughter. I needed it. By the way, I try not to watch you on UA-cam unless I'm absolutely sure I have nothing to do for the next couple of hours (at least), because I get hooked and never seem to have enough of your vids.
You're brilliant Jim. Just the end I needed to my week. Greetings from a cold and wet Ireland 🇮🇪
Seeing someone comment “First time seeing you without glasses, not that bad looking.” is the PERFECT Jim Gaffigan comment.
Jim, thank you for these compilations! I believe my sanity and health are definitely strengthened daily with your humor. I sincerely hope you and your family aren't struggling during this pandemic. God bless you.
Jim you look like a real parent....exhausted.
This is one of the most hilarious of Jim s comedy
Since discovering this guy (I miss laughing alongside my kids watching him, I hope it happens again), he sort of either makes me want to throw in the towel with my own stand-up...and at the same time is an incredible inspiration. One thing is for sure though...and that is my body has become more of one (or several) of his jokes than a body I once was glad was not a concern when it applied to his jokes. Thank you bacon, signed, water chestnut the 3rd.
Jim, might I suggest:
3:01 "My birthday suit needs more suit"
"And fewer birthdays!"
That was an awesome compilation of great jokes!!!
Love the "voice of highly critical audience member" lolll
It's not really covid time anymore, but I still watch you Jim for free. Feeling a bit guilty, but not really. One of the best free thing is a good bargain. Yeah, top comedy is still by Gaffigan!
You know, thinking about it; my bathrobe might be the oldest, favorite thing I actually own. It's never gone gross, or "crunchy" like some cheaper terry cloth towels; and it's a ridiculous color, burgundy. Love it.
This is the best compilation so far, though it hits home far too often.
Anyone ever notice that their XL clothing turns into XXL clothing over time. You think you fit into XL because you still fit into those clothes, but when you go shopping... well you don't.
I always figure that the people actually making the clothes are actually a size 3 and have no idea what an XL looks like. And with Covid we're supposed to buy without trying on? I guess the tags better give an accurate size measurement.
No kidding! My husband buys me jewelry and clothes. I wear a t-shirt and mask at work. Apparently he thinks I still work in an office and can leave the house.
@@nancybrown8338 there's no where to go, at least besides work in the grocery store. The vet.
Yet another benefit to shopping at thrift stores :P
You are hilarious! You are my new favourite comedian. I could listen to you all day!
Jim always cheers me up.
Been watching you since hot pockets, great man!
Jim you’re a genius and I enjoy all your comedy 🎭, just discovered you recently and can’t believe I never heard of you. 🤗 your family must be lol 😂 all the time.
You're the most hilarious comic in my eyes!
One of my nieces stayed with me last winter while my lady was staying with me, we were remodeling and upgrading her 103 year old home. One night while her and I were doing laundry, while pulling laundry out of the drier I reached in and pulled something out to fold next.....it was a tong pantie....I held them up and gave my lady an approval sound, she informed me that those belonged to my niece. I threw them back into the drier, my niece then came thru the door and I asked her about the undies, she said I'm 17 uncle, I said " I 've seen more cloth on an eye patch". My lady burst out laughing, my niece was embarrassed and I was bewildered. Laundry with the kids with us is usually some sort of adventure.
The untucked shirt. Lmaoooooo 🤣🤣🤣
Needed this today. Thank you
Jim murdered me with that suspender bit, not sure I can ever leave the house again
I do appreciate your time in putting out the compilation 😊
Jim, you are a gift. I'm grateful for the laughs I get from you. 💯 *HAPPY NEW YEAR 2023!* 🎉🎊
Thank you for your comedy. An especially big thanks for lifting our spirits during the Pandemic.
I SO needed some good laughs this evening! Thank you!! Blessings to you and yours.🤣😂🙌🏻❤️
I'm from Portland Oregon and he is right about the Pacific Northwest hiking clothes joke. A hike very well could break out at any moment.
“Who has the time to enjoy a robe?”
I happen to be wearing a robe while watching this
With the monsters right?
Whispering: "Hey buddy, I'm wearing a robe right now."
Congratulations.
Ducks in a ROW!
After shower what do you wear? A robe
I happen to be listening to this joke while I read your comment
Jim: who has the time to enjoy a robe!?
Pandemic: I gotchu, fam. I’ll give you ALL the time in the world 😈😈😈
Haha! Thanks, Jim!
Love your work Jim, been a fan since pale force. Keep it coming.
Love you JIM. Don’t stay away.
Don't ever change, Jim!
Is there any other comedian who gets laughs every 3 seconds??
You are my fave standup comedian! Love you, Jim!
Totally made me laugh , after a long day
Love watching some Jim before beddy-bye. Helps clear my head ...
Hehe “beddy-bye” - so cute ☺️
Good show, you hit that outta the park! Well it's like the show is setting at one end of an air mattress and you landed on the other end.
"...and combined with your uncombed hair, you can look unemployed" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that bit has me crying
I can’t forget seeing Jim’s big-screen debut on Comedy Central Presents! One of the jokes that’s etched in my mind is, incidentally, about clothing: “I gotta go to the post office... But then, I gotta put on pants... They’re only open till nine...”
"toilet belt." Genius!
This is super-good.
"Hey! I got an idea, how about we make a coat out of a towel?"..🤣🤣🤣 hilarious...
Visually unpleasing the way Gaffigan says visually unpleasing I find it funny as hell
Absolutely love Jim.
Long live Jim Gaffigan!! You make me laugh so hard. Thank you for your compilations. You are a standup guy in more ways than one.
Love all your stuff! The thumbnails crack me up!
Been subscriber for a while as I love your hummor and humanity.
I enjoy my robe during the winter. But, that "toilet belt" line is right on.
Yeah when you use the bathroom while wearing your robe you gotta be careful lmao
"Oh, I'm a fatass. Well, time for a burrito."
I felt this, only for me it's cheesecake lol
Yes
Just yes
Or a small bag of M&Ms.
Love your comedy, makes me forget my problems.
Love his humor. From real life.
I remember getting a top for a gift that was Red and White stripped. I looked like a popcorn vendor in it. I promptly managed to lose it(on purpose).
"Fat out of clothes"....uh yes, actually quite a few during stay at home time. Its been a shock to put on clothes with buttons and zippers....
Threat of "getting a Lump of Coal for Christmas" has long been replaced with "Fruitcake and Underwear".
I used to love fruitcake.
@@MisssKayy I still do!
Jim, nothing like an intelligent hilarious guy to start your day. Thanks for the laughter.
I love your comedy! Family friendly and you are funny! Thanks for the laugh! So appreciate you! Your giving a precious gift!
Thank you for sharing your talent at this time of chaos. Humor is like washing your hands. I don't know why.
And commenting on videos is like wrestling a mallard. And like you, MLHE I, I don't know why.
Jom Gaffigan is the only thing getting me through this pandemic....well, Jim and ice cream!
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Jim likes this comment wow so surprising ice cream was the bait!
Jim when I said you look exhausted, it was your intro to your compilation that I was commenting on. You are always spot on with your comedy!!!1