Struggling with Finances? Eat Cereal For Dinner, Peasant
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I won't let a CEO culturally appropriate one of my favorite depression dinners.
as yes the best kind of of depression, truly peak culture.
Yes! Keep cereal a depression dinner ONLY. It ain't a happy person's dinner!
A ceo? You mean THE ceo. The Kellogster himself. You’re appropriating his shit.
Bro said my culture is not your costume
Girl no 😭
You eat cereal for dinner to save money.
I eat cereal for dinner because I'm crazy.
I eat cereal for dinner because I'm deeply depressed 😎
I do it because I'm deeply depressed AND lazy
Can confirm, am crazy and live alone.
Some people eat cereal with milk for dinner cause they are poor.
I eat cereal without milk. What am I?
we are not the same
Fun fact: California passed a bill that would ban cereal companies from advertising cereal as healthy. No surprise, cereal companies are suing to overturn it
cereal
I took a class action settlement from Nutella because they advertised it as healthy. I used all the money to buy more Nutella.
I would be against that since not all types of cereal is unhealthy.
@@Capital-Science Name one cereal that isn't unhealthy.
@@Capital-Science True, just 99.9% of it.
"Let them eat cake. Also, cake is now smaller for the same price."
skrinkflation. time to shrink some heads.
That was the old model, now they do shrinkflation and raise the price at the same time because there is no competition only price leading.
And the "cake" (brioche in the actual quote eg sweet bread) in France was meant to be free lol.
a HIGHER price
Nobody wants billionaires to sing “Imagine” to them
I want whoever can sing well to sing. & I want to eat Kellogg's cereal sometimes, because it's nice.
@@candidbowyer4625 Who cares?
So out of touch, I remember when the celebs were puzzled at the backlash. We get it, most of you are attention whores, but no one wants to see you singing this song. Madonna tried the same and got similar, glad they finally realized it wasn't about them. They don't need to be the center of attention during a pandemic.
@@candidbowyer4625You must not have watched it because it was not good singing.
@@candidbowyer4625 OK bot
"The economy is the best it's ever been"
"Dinner is expensive, eat cereal"
When politicians say 'the economy', they mean the stock market. They don't care if you can eat or not, so long as they get their growth and dividends.
Biden says so too
The economy is the best it's ever been under Democratic leadership? Never thought I would see a CEO make that argument.
Yeah, the economy is great - if you’re rich!
Dawg, it's the CEO of a cereal company, of course he would say that you should eat cereal. He is not at all on the same side as the people who tout the Biden economy.
Never give your boycott an end date. Corporations can and will outlast 2 months of a 1% drop in profits.
atleast this time they are rotating brands for the boycott so the boycott will hit kelloggs again
Absolutely
Never do a boycott unless it's formally organized or coordinated with a strike. Otherwise it's just copium with extra steps.
It's the 21st-century version of "let them eat cake". 😔
Dam, great minds actually eat crow, it’s what for dinner.
I think a chatter actually said that in the segment.
The hilarious thing is “let them eat cake” was the oven scrapings of the time where bread was baked, equivalent to toaster shakin’s. Cereal is actually pretty expensive to eat, basically 20x more expensive than eating other carbohydrates like rice, beans, potatoes, etc.
let them eat flakes
@@hugegamer5988The ‘cake’ is a translation of _brioche_ ie, bread containing butter and eggs which is obviously much more expensive.
If you want the cheapest food, buy rice. If you want the laziest food, buy cereal. I had cereal for dinner pretty often when I was making minimum wage
I don't know about other places, but rice has about tripled in price since the pandemic.
It's still around the cheapest, but it used to be way cheaper. Potatoes too.
It's almost like they're slowly closing the loopholes for cheap calories.
It can probably be healthier.
It's less expensive to calorie gorge on Mexican food from a taco truck. It's what all the Mexicans in my farm town do
when I was a broke student the way to go for me was rice and lentils or rice and peas, add some spices, some other vegetables that are cheap, like carrots and voila - filling and cheap and plenty of protein
Rice is lazy af too if you have a rice cooker
A healthy well balanced diet of corn and sugar for the poors!
GMO corn and high fructose corn syrup.
Everything the plebs need to have energy for their work shifts
@@heavymetalhomesteadingabsolutely everything is genetically modified. That’s how farming and reproduction works. Stop with the conspiracy theory BS.
Plebeian Chow ™️, now with Flavor!
@@MrMerve-tl9myI think you're confusing GMOs with selective breeding. Absolutely nothing was genetically modified until the 1990's.
That particular ceo made just over 13 million in 2022 btw
All that in a single year? No wonder he is so disconnected from ordinary people.
How much could a banana cost Michael? $10?
Probably not a lot more than Vausch.
Gee, I wonder why he is so out of touch.
And so what? Did he steal that money from somebody? Or was he paid that through a voluntary transaction?
Cereal in the store: $7.49 per box
10lbs of rice: $5.00
Ah, well. Some CEO was bound to do a "let them eat cake" moment. And of course, it would be a CEO of a cereal brand.
Edit: Someone should show Kellogg's CEO that Helluva Boss scene of a depressed Stolas eating cereal in episode seven of season one. He needs to understand what kind of a trend eating cereal outside of breakfast actually is and what it means.
"That's a mood, Gabriella"
“Someone should show Kellogg’s CEO that Helluva Boss scene” is absolutely sending me. Like, imagine traveling back in time to show Adolf a song from Steven Universe so he can learn the meaning of kindness LMAO
I feel like conservatives in general habour this "let them eat cake" mentality towards poor people.
We putting Hanlon's razor over this?
@@heckYEAHman. That would be a novel approach.
In Europe many Kellogg’s products are not considered as a cereal but a candy. These products are close to being banned from real cereals but have to relocated in the rows of candy in stores.
Kellogg’s is just bad s*** to eat.
I distinctly remember the ideology preaching that these types of guys get the big bucks, because they would solve the big problems for us. That was the whole selling point.. not chillax at maximum pay for minimum effort while the world goes to shit.
When in history has that ever happened...where the rich give a shit about the poor? Let alone 'solve problems'?
Keep saying this but fxcking louder
please, they couldn't help solve a problem of the Blue Laser's plan to destroy the planet's ocean if it meant they had to forfeit their entire fleet of yachts collectively to fund the Cheat Commandos' counterstrike in an animated, multi-part Saturday morning episodes.
@@heavymetalhomesteading It's happened at the points when the poor people were one bad day away from grabbing torches and pitchforks and heading to their castle. When that's a very real possibility, the wealthy suddenly become extremely benevolent.
The more modern (eg, post-industrial) equivalent, of course, would be unions. And a weakening of unions over the last 70 years is why they no longer feel the need to care about us. This is important, because it means the strengthening of unions will have the inverse effect.
It's like the Capitan Jack Sparrow quote, where you can always trust a dishonest man to do a dishonest thing; until a moneyless society is achieved and we have to deal with capitalism, we can always trust capitalists to do what's best for their profits, which means that we can be sure anything that the workers can do to effectively threaten those profits will get good results.
@@heavymetalhomesteadingthere was Napoleon i guess... maybe?
Ramen will always be king.
with some eggs
Hot sauce 🥵 🤤
Have you ever tried Okinawan soba?
Yeah, I would add some chopped green onion and bean sprouts
I would add nothing because I’m white
Cake was much better
We're really going down
Cake was much better
Dry cereal stuck in throat
We’re really going down.
1. A large greek yogurt should be like 5 bucks.
2. A moderate breakfast is recommended.
3. Instant oats are fine
What even is this comment?
'Breakfast occasion' 😂😂😂
CEOs and marketing people actually sit around all day talking in such masterbatory language?
Yes.
Remember the "Part of this complete breakfast" commercials, and you look at it and like the cereal adds nothing.
It adds 40% of your daily dose of added sugar
The only good cereal is like grape nuts or bran cereal. All the other sugary ones are just dessert foods in the most charitable incorporations.
I fucking love grape nuts.
you could get a loaf of bread and 18 eggs for the same cost as cereal and a gallon of lubricant
Same goes for potatoes and butter or olive oil, and even have some budget for spices and condiments.
Shit I've been way overpaying for lube
CEREAL LUBE
@@FatalAlcatraz If milk is too expensive, try Orange Juice
@@samiamrg7The Irish know how to survive on Potatoes when the English took their land and the Suppression was shocking
Cereal for dinner is better than not eating.
Facts.
9999999 billion views in 5 seconds, bro didn’t fall off
Good sh*tpost op
i am leaving the like count at 69
@@imperatorvult sorry bud. Gotta shoot for 420 or 8008
@@MJ_Cosmicana80085
Fanum taxed none of his views
I literally cannot imagine getting tired in the middle of the day because I had a big breakfast and I have a big breakfast every single day. I think y'all just have a skill issue
Considering the eponymous Dr. John Harvey Kellog was an ardent eugenicist, this is more on brand that it first seems
Also literally insane schizochristian... dude wanted to make female circumcision as common in the USA as male circumcision.
You might as well eat a Flinstones vitamin with some chips for dinner. It's basically the same thing.
Boycotts against companies to this scale will never work because most people buying the product haven't even heard about the boycott or don't care. And those who complain the most usually were never going to buy it in the first place, so it makes no difference to the company. Even worse, some people who support the message of the boycott will keep buying the product because they feel like they won't make a difference individually, and it would be inconvinient for them not to buy it. Boycotts might work at a level of a town shop, where you can name and shame the people who aren't following it, but anything larger than that is pointless.
Well, yeah, because it's just a way of being morally pretentious about what is basically just public shaming with extra steps. The original one worked because it was literally just social ostracization, one of the oldest forms of monkey brain violence. Nowadays, it's promoted by liberal institutions as a form of controlled opposition to capital interests.
Also, because most products are made and profited from well in advance of retail, it's all just categorically useless for anything produced that way. Supply-driven industries can't be protested this way because they're already done extracting profit, unlike highly demand-driven, small-scale services like D&D Beyond for instance.
Suggesting eating cereal instead of rice, pasta or porridge is CRAZY
To all the chatters confused: fry an egg and put it over rice with some seasoning/sauce. Happier, healthier and cheaper.
Plebian CEO doesn't understand this is Aldi's entire business practice. Setting up an entire signature food market for the lower class.
If you do a heavy manual labor job, you'll need a huge breakfast with carbs, fats and proteins to get you through the day, which is where the american and english breakfasts come from.
Now that the vast majority of people don't do that, there's no need to immediately load up beyond just getting some energy if you need it
Everyone would be better off skipping breakfast instead of eating a bunch of sugar straight to the bloodstream, that is setting yourself up to crash and feel hungrier in a couple of hours or so than if you just maintained your fast.
@leejerrett8268 Please don't skip breakfast. Your body will thank you. ❤
@@courtneyisaseagullThey said you are better off skipping instead of eating kellogs esque cereal which is absolutely true. It's literally straight up candy to the point that a lot of their brands have to be sold as such in the EU.
1:54 that self satisfied blink and grin. Let them eat cereal.
How can I afford my poppers when they’ve increased 200% since 2019??
The only nutrients in cereal are what the government requires manufacturers to add back in after it’s processed.
................What do you think 'processing' does? Do you think it literally selectively removes 'good' things from food, at cost, arbitrarily?
@@ASDeckard Processing includes removing parts of the ingredient that's not necessary, with high chance of removing the "good parts". Ultra-processing is that but to the extreme, inevietably removing most if not all micronutrients.
The other crazy thing about this is that cereal anywhere outside of walmart is very expensive for the purposes of GRABBING IT TO FEED YOUR FAMILY AND NOT HAVE AS A TREAT lmao
Just think of how far you can drive a hummer 3 if you turned it to ethanol.
We should eat the rich for dinner
I’ll take mine medium please.
Classic porridge fan W
I always like sprinkling some Cocoa Pebbles on my Country Fried Billionaire Steak.
First of all I waited my entire god damn life to become an adult, live on my own, and eat Captain Crunch for dinner away from judgy eyes of others. The only thing the Kellogg CEO did wrong was not frame it as the luxurious dinner it is.
Anyone look at how much cereal is lately?! It's frigging $7 a box!
That's crazy. A box of kellogs corn flakes is like $4.12 (£3.20) in the UK. What's going on in the US?
@@PenguinEconomics-st2ws Absolute wankery.
@@PenguinEconomics-st2wsprice gouging
@@PenguinEconomics-st2ws unbridled greed.
Yes and they keep dicking around with the price per ounce in different box sizes so now the middle size box is usually cheaper per ounce than the "mega size" boxes. Cheerios makes a bagged version, it's with the malt o meal cereal, and it's a way worse value than the boxed cheerios.
Loved how the editors maintained the intro as it was in the VOD
He wanted it, he got it. 😂
Bro milk is expensive as fuck. They want us eating handfuls of dry cherrios?
I may like plain Cherrios, but I still would want milk with it.
Thats what I do 😭
Food in the US is cheap as fuck, milk included.
@GaliosUA okay but calorie for calorie, a carton of eggs is cheaper than a box of cereal and a gallon of milk, and milk and cereal is awful for you
@@GaliosUAweak bait
You will eat your corn pellets, and you will LIKE IT!!!
Cereal ain't even cheap!
And it doesn't fill you up
Quietly the CEO of Kellogg's walks back the oncoming launch of the new kinds of Kellogg's Dinner Gruel with colorful cartoon mascots.
In Germany we eat something called "Müsli" and it's actually usually very nutritious but as far as I understand Americans consume cereal as only as something like a dessert, but for breakfast? It sounds bizarre.
Müsli will always be superior
Plenty of germans eat cereal... Also oatmeal is pretty common in the US which is similar to Müsli.
“We’ll boycott them for three months” this has been a massive problem in lots of contemporary protest, if you tell them you’ll stop even if your demands aren’t met, then they’re not going to meet your demands… if they could even articulate them
That's before you get into the fact that boycotting things is almost always just empty copium for liberals anyway, because the economic model in play is supply-side and the Thing has already been made and sold. This is what happens when people prioritize their so-called morals over the concept of linear time, lmao
Some cereals have decent amounts of fiber, which is something a lot of people don't get enough of. It really depends on the cereal though
I'm sure Tucker Carlson also thinks cereal is a cheap food. If the poor cannot afford food, let them eat smaller amounts.
I'll boycott if a union calls for one.
Just dont eat it
Also: "Stop self-pleasuring," Kellogg's CEO, probably. Fun little fact, the founder of Kellogg's is the reason circumcision is so common in the U.S. as compared to Europe.
yeah, he was a sick puppy.
@@Echo81Rumple83That’s the most vile insult I’ve ever heard.
To puppies, I mean.
No he is not.
Truly a monster wearing the skin of a man.
"Let them eat Apple Jacks" That'll teach them to be poor!
Cereal-breakfast of diabetics.
Like we can afford cereal. What does a box last these days, 2 sittings?
I wish I had the deathnote
You know what's better than boycotting Kelloggs Cereal? Never buying Cereal again. Could I recommend you a slice of buttered bread plus a fruit for breakfast?
the american mind cannot comprehend
Grits and bacon, eggs and toast, literally some Greek yogurt and fruit, so many better options that don’t taste like dessert. Disgustingly sweet.
Kellogg's cereal where I live is so expensive I have it as a once in a year treat
"I prefer eating you and people in the same income bracket."
Why does he look like smooth RFK Jr
When you realize the history of cereal this interview is even wilder.
I've been boycotting Kellogg's for a while now. Because I can't afford it. RIP. Who can afford a box of cereal for dinner?
For the record, there are great cereal's that do have a lot of nutrition for you. But it's all heavy on wheat such as Great Grains.
He sounds like Dennis Reynolds from always sunny. The wolf cola public relations nightmare episode 😂
Corn flakes make for a good topping on some scallop potatoes, but just cereal for din din? you cray cray!
We really are on the verge of collapse.
The term "boycott" comes from Charles Boycott, who was boycotted by the National Land League whose president was Charles Stewart Parnell.
I'm the glad the system is starting to crack.
Morning smoothie. Lots of fruit, some nuts, oats and seeds, a base liquid (hell, I've used energy drinks) and something like protein powder and maybe fiber powder. Blend that up smooth and have half in the morning and half as a snack. It's nutrient dense and moderately slowly digested (moreso if you let if sit overnight and let the fiber develop).
My go-to: coffee, chocolate protein powder, oats, blueberries, banana, ground flaxseed, chia seeds, walnuts, vanilla Greek yogurt, honey,
If you can't be arsed to do the blending part, isn't this just overnight oats with an extra step and totally okay to just eat as a thick porridge too?
@@FelisImpurrator Yeah, overnight oats is a great easy breakfast that's pretty healthy! I don't like the texture, but people should try it if they're looking for a healthy/cheap breakfast. I personally like toast with hummus or avocado. It's not too expensive compared to cereal, but there are cheaper topping options if you're strapped for cash (cottage cheese and whatever fruit is on sale, peanut butter and banana, homemade hummus or other bean spreads). As long as the toast is whole wheat, it will have protein and fiber in it.
@@dellybird5394 Plot twist: Avocado toast actually based and economical, boomers HATE this one simple trick
What a great way to be deficient in many nutrients lmao
Cereals are actually extremely dense in nutrients. That’s part of their legitimate selling point. Dosnt make that disastrous amount of sugar any healthier though
Grapenuts is an example of a cereal that is good for you. It's whole grain and free of added sugar.
I have been eating some canned things that we have in our cupboards. One of the things I just had for the first time is pumpkin pie oatmeal, definitely leaning in on the pumpkin, with a little brown sugar. I also love PB & J oatmeal, with the twice the fruit jam, or just fruit with pb.
Marie Antoinette : Let them eat Flakes...
MatPat made a similar argument on Food Theory that breakfast should be treated more like a snack. I want grapes now!
Oatmeal is better because it isn’t ultra processed. It still provides a good fibre for your gut flora
Hella filling too
Oats are king!
yeah actual whole grain cereal is pretty healthy trouble is the cereal flakes u get in the boxes in the store are all like 90% sugar manky crap
I recommend people buying plain oats instead of the instant packets. Those have so much sugar and other additives. With plain oats you can control the sugar level
_"Well, it turns out that this broken plutocracy is destroying our country, and people are growing poorer, yet still hungry. We think this positions us really well for profit. More peasants means more cheap food sales, Bill!"_
Then he leaves the set in a limo for a 6 person, $4200 dinner engagement.
Nice to see Vaush address culture and politics for a change.
Probably refrain from telling poor people what to eat though? You know, your viewers?
Maybe Vaush could ask his assistant what poor people eat?
Cereal is so fucking expensive, I only get it on special occasions
John Boycott being real is wild.
Battle Hunger, Plant your Victory Garden today!
This is how the "live in a pod and eat the bugs" type cyberpunk dystopia begins. Im calling it now.
As someone who grew up poor, cereal is not a staple of poverty. Was too expensive. We did get it occasionally, but it was a treat lol 🙃
I remember first learning about the french revolution in primary school, i remember the cartoon grannies knitting away as the heads rolled and wondering how they could end up so detached from the spectacle. I get it now.
Ok hear me out - the ONLY good deal at whole foods is the fresh sourdough mini loaves - gram for gram its cheaper then bread from walmart and its way delicious.
maybe people's finances are struggling because the cost of housing has exploded across the developed world in the last few decades? where i live in the uk, housing can easily take up about 35% of your budget for working-class people - for my parents it was more like 15% and for my grandparents it would have been 10%.
35%? Where the fuck do you live? I'm lucky if 50% of my income goes to rent.
Do you ACTUALLY believe that that the cause of the problem is the thing that caused the problem? That’s a bit cringe
It depends on the cereal; it can absolutely be perfectly healthy. The problem is you can't JUST eat cereal. You would Ideally want some actual vegetables and healthy fats. That's where the money sink is. Boxed breakfast cereals do the same thing rice or plain oats do and Kellogs is way more expensive.
He's also just openly abusing the fact that many people are struggling financially to boost his sales. That would piss people off even if it was a true replacement for a real diner.
He’s so cereal.
I've had pb&j's for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Along with ramen packs with frozen vegetables to make it passably food-like.
We are one step closer to getting Bachelor Chow ~now with flavor~™
Vaush, 17:33 "Should I just give in to the mob?" I feel the same way about graphs. That Kelloggs price chart, jesus. A graph where you can't see the zero is an obfuscation, not a presentation. Do they listen? No. Will I give in? Hell no! I am a science pedant to my dying breath!
Vaush, you need both simple and complex carbs at the start of your day. This is general consensus by nutritionists, since it gets you energized immediately, keeps your energy at higher levels throughout the day, and gives you a sensation of being full for longer, thereby reducing risk of overeating and unhealthy eating during lunch/dinner. No, you shouldn’t overeat during breakfast either, but that counts for every meal. Everyone, but particularly people with active lifestyles, are heavily advised to have a sturdy breakfast every day.
Or just cut carbs out of your diet entirely and pretty much never feel hungry. The ‘energised immediately’ part of eating carbs for breakfast sounds good until you realise you feel like that because you just dumped a shitload of sugar into your bloodstream and now will feel the urge to snack every few hours to to keep your blood sugar from crashing hard.
Yes, thank you!! Breakfast is so important as the first meal of the day. Overeating at any time of day will make you feel sluggish.
@@leejerrett8268 its a fact of nature that humans cannot live without carbohydrates. You can cut carbs to a minimum, sure, but this will absolutely not have the effect of “never feeling hungry”. It’ll mostly just lead to dehydration, sluggishness, reduced brain function, and a worse mood. Just moderate your processed food intake. Eat fruit. Grains. You’ll receive the benefits of “cutting carbs” with none of the drawbacks like “low energy” or “fucking dying”.
Quality cereal is pretty decent but I treat cereal as like a dessert, not a normal thing to eat for breakfast. In the US we eat dessert for breakfast
My go-to breakfast is toast with a high protein/fiber topping. I used to buy the "healthy" cereals, but most of those still have plenty of added sugar, and the ones that don't are nearly $10 a box.
Whole wheat bread with hummus or avocado is a bit cheaper and more nutritious. I like adding some everything bagel seasoning, but you could stick to salt and pepper if you want.
Other options include cream cheese, ricotta, or peanut butter.
You can also make homemade granola for fairly cheap, but you have to prepare it ahead of time. If you want a low-effort breakfast you can whip up in 5 minutes before your coffee kicks in, toast is a good option.
The Starbucks boycott genuinely upset me because there is a list of companies to boycott for BDS on their website and no one went to look and see if there were companies to stop supporting in their daily lives. They just stopped going to Starbucks because a stranger on the internet was smug about being better than them. It’s just vibes all the way down.
I've worked in food distribution for 13 years between 4+ in retail (lol, Whole Foods) and going on 9 in wholesale... if you want a boycott to be effective, you would need like a >50% decline in sales, without warning, for a duration of at least 1x the shelf life at time of production. Kellogg's is too big to actually suffer losses. They have economies of scale so they're never holding enough inventory to take an L. You can easily boycott a lower volume specialty vendor out of existence. You can't really hurt Kellogg's.
Don't worry guys, I'm sure this corporate ghoul is also eating cereal for dinner.
Between eating delectable homecooked meals using bug protein and vegetables, or eating human dogfood in cold milk for dinner, I know which one I prefer.
"It turns out that over 25% of our consumption is outside the breakfast occasion."
Yeah, the times that I do eat cereal anymore it's usually for dessert. Because most of them are loaded with sugar and absolutely horrible to have as a regular meal. John Oliver put it best when describing typical American cereal as "candy you pour milk on."
13:00 There is also a thing called a "loss leader", where you lose money on the sale to get people into the store.
Algorithm for the comment
He could just...
*Pay his workers more.* 🤯
that's crazy