How to Invade a Country
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
- Here's a sketch based around the invasion of a country. I couldn't think of anything witty to type here, so I kept it factual.
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"I know what will solve this."
"The UN?"
"No, that never works."
XD
That and they're too busy denouncing Israel
The blue helmets are fucken useless
"Then what will?"
"Nato."
NAO YT agreed
*"We're here to peacekeep. So we'll take this piece right here"*
Piece-keep
Piece of shit
If it has oil, it’s American soil lmao
Badum tss
Dmitry Molotov and if it’s a desolate wasteland in the desert then it’s British soil!
@@dmitrymolotov6428 if it’s American soil, thank the spanish and us THE BRITISH!
"I'll beat a Martian's ass, I don't even care!" -the most American thing in this video
"Luxembourg? That's on our borders!" "No it isn't" *"soon it will be"* -the most Russian thing in this video
No the most American part of the video is 6:15
what about carrying 6 m249s and 2 m240s and 10 m60s
Lol 😆
Tho it was the Martian that kicked America’s ass
I read the American part right when he said it.
"All we have to do is call in one a10 warthog"
"Good luck, their not even in the game"
Me, watching this after a10s were added
Me, watching after the 10th aniversary.
What was the plane at the end?
@@mansgotplans custom model of the A10
America: I'm searching for oi- i meant WMDs
Russia: I'm here to annex. *cough cough* i meant to stabilize you.
Britain: I'm here to live here.
Lol
Never let a European into your home for he will never leave.
@@chickennuggetfavela2580 Britain ain't European no more, thank God.
@@drazoric2275 it is, you can still call them european because even thought they aren't in the EU, they are still in the same continent
@@drazoric2275 we can call them Atlantian it be logically ok too
"Morning!"
America: "Not the limeys"
American: I HATE LIMEYS!!"
Russian: "...."
2:11
I love that word... limeys
that was the best part next to il beat a martian's ass I don't even care
LOL
As an American
I HATE LIMEYS
"oh, it's cold war all over again."
"hardly. look around you."
"The Hot War"
lmao
Even the shots were fired and people were killed it wouldn't have been to war fire when fired upon that's not war at self-defense
dhkdeoen he said Okinawa
@@k-874 The dry war ?
UK: "please don't shoot our lower plate please do shoot our lower plate."
Some 120mm cannon: shoots lower plate
UK: "you ass, fire"
it was either a 105 or 125 because those abrams had rifled guns and the 120mm are smooth bore
@K4IV OH SH-
@@milomoli2830 I am afraid of the SU-152
@@j-aaxch9658 I am afraid of the *MAUS*
*arse
Russia: Stabilize
UK: Civilize
*USA: OIIIIIILLL*
Actually:
Russia: annex
UK: colonize
US: oil,oil,OIL!
*O I L*
Duce Vertindo
*L I B E R A T E T H E O I L*
Correction
UK: Imperial dreams
Russia: LAND
USA: *OIL*
I stopped smoking oil and it was hard it tell you I thought I was dying I'm talking about THC oil
Oh, comrade, it seems your tank model, is outdated,
*and on fire*
The tank crew of the outdated model: ತ_ʖತ
*Invisable asu-57 suddenly destroys abrams*
Luckily we have a deal for you
@@fulcrum2951 too bad! We sold them all those missiles last week! They won't have any money left!
Why do the Russian thanks have barrels Langer then the tank?
“But, there’s no life here. Not even on a bacterial level”
*phases over to Abrams surrounded by grass*
Stop enlightening the people, Snowden!
i love it when squire makes fun of america then gets killed by a 32mm gatling cannon
Only one place in the whole world is like that. The Atacama Desert. Looks like the moon
dave cocoa 30mm
DE DUH DE DE DAH DE DU DUH DO DA DE DE DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“Make ready the pen and map” like a good brit would forget his ruler
Bdnst... 😂
And protractor
"I know what will solve this!" "The UN?" "No that never works!"
Christian Kapp I love this kind of political commentary!!!
No the league of nations will do
Christian Kapp that’s so true
*_O O F_*
Political satire. Am I right?
Someone: oil-
America: *_Y E E H A W_*
YEEEEHAAAAAWWW XD
DID SOMEONE SAY OIL?!?!?!?
America: its free real estate- XDDDD
I HEARD YOU NEEDED SOME LIBERATION
@@annoyingamerican515 I LOVE YOUR USERNAME, DUDE.
Luxembourg? That's on our borders!
No it isn't; it's nowhere near!
_Soon it will be_
Moving our division towards Luxembourg, tovarisch !
is that a threat, comrade
Lol
Very right comrade
Go to Luxembourg BLYAT
"...containing an estimated 325 million barrels of oil..."
US tank: *starts engine*
Now that got me XD
It was the horn for me
And it's the sound of an muscle car, can't get any more American.
Neuron activation………….
@@Nomanjj Away down south in the land of Dixie...
American: "We're here to protect this oil fie- *clears throat* country"
Russian: "And we're here to anne- I mean stabilize this country"
I think that defines both countrys 100%
Chinese: "yo ho ho and your economy is ours"
@@Dz73zxxx Im suprised my comment is still getting attention from people (Edit: Accidentally left a letter out of a word)
MTF Operative [REDACTED] SCP 682 has entered your butthole
The russians like their oil too thats why they invaded crimea to secure oil pipelines to europe
Well in our defense (America) you try to live a day without oil!
These accents are 1776% completely accurate.
Russian is especially, cuz this guy is russian
Technically that’s the same as 100%
bruh
Definitely
"History began on July 4, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake!"
"Luxembourg? That's on our borders!"
"No it isn't, it's nowhere close"
"Then it will be."
*USSR anthem intensifies*
**Lenin wakes up from the coffin**
Aurgh Aurgh MUST. CRUSH. CAPITALISM.
As a Luxembourger I feel targeted now lol
@@cyrildewaha didn't you hear the news? It's now Russia!
whats the russian music called
@@callicottplays Moscow, 1953, the last part of it.
4:13: there's no life here, not even on a bacterial level
The grass right there: am I a joke to you?
it is dead grass
325,000,000 barrels worth of oil discovered in Luxembourg...
9:09 *Cranks up Abrams tank
Cordell Kelley lol I like that part
Dixie horn had me dying xD
That's how us Americans are XD
And it's a V8
The engine does not start correctly!!!
"It's the cold war all over again!"
"Hardly; look around you."
I love it.
@Taramafor Haikido
Thot war
More like the warm war
It's the hot war or warm sausage bacon war
"We've already liberated this region!"
Literally destroyed one tank
Kid: [Holding a plastic toy]
USA: That kid got a weapon, disarm him...!
@@indahf.freztiyana824 A WEAPON OF *MASS DESTRUCTION!*
@@trijetz3562 _FREEDOM_
WoW!!! That's a lot of *collateral* damage!!!
@@trijetz3562 TAKE THAT *QUACK*ING THING OUT
"We've liberated this country"
"So are v"
nation in the middle: *unintelligible screaming*
The Cold War in a nutshell.
Not it’s East and west Germany in a nutshell
@@tigerpresentationsproducts425And what's in the middle then?
Omg I started to die when America laughed about the British Empire XD
@Bjorn Blood Born MURICA
What empire
"empire"
Imperial Guardsman The empire we will bring back!!
Iron Lord 2014 good luck with that
the one who voiced the american is called thegamingsoviet
*OH THE IRONY IT HURTS*
Tovarisch Shashlikov lmao yes
lmao i just put that on a different comment
lol... ggwp soviets... heheh
It's not a communist joke unless everyone gets it
A sovient spy
"HAVE MERCY MAN, THINK OF THE BREXIT"
I cracked
Me to
😂😂😂
“What’s that? I think I see a mirage!”
“That’s just what we need: the French Air Force.”
9:10 Americain M1 abrams tank: *hears the word “oil”
*turns on engine*
And it sounds like V8 😆
Luxembourg? Oil?? Sounds like Germany solving it’s oil shortages
Obviously. I mean, considering how thirsty those M1's are, it's no surprise they're running out 😂😂
@@OneLostTexan probably better luck than trying to invade russia for a third time.
@@argumasch663 ah yes thats why they ended up with possession of Poland, after ww1 oh wait they lost it.
My father fought in Desert... Thunder... As an M1 Abrams loader, and he confirmed this video is 100% accurate, and it should be archived and considered as documentary footage.
Woah..... that’s nice.
oh
@@troyludemann funny thing is that the Abrams has a manual loader.
My dad was the commander of the m2 challanger
@@troyludemann No it doesn't.
"No, Russia has never lost!"
*World war 1 flashbacks*
That wasn't Russia, and last I checked, Germany didn't RULE Russia
Russia surrendered the eastern front when the civil war broke out meaning they technically lost.@@frenchsoldier8485
@@ghost1841 We backed out of war
Russia lost to Japan in the Russo Japanese war in 1905.
@@BagoPorkRinds We lost naval war, Russia does not have many ports
3:40, that aged rather well
I'm so proud of these lines... they killed my throat. WORTH IT.
*Bows in humble supplication to your sheer awesomeness*
I THANK YOU GOOD SIR!
TheGamingSoviet OH SHIT DUDE YOUR IN THIS NICE
TheGamingSoviet hello sovietwomble
@TheGamingSoviet, Jolly good job!
British Empire: *exists*
USA: *dies of laughter*
*laughs in democracy*
@@panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700 *Laughs in Mighty Tiger*
@@panzerkampfwagenviausfuhru2700 *Republicanism
USA: what Empire?
Laughs in rebellion
I am American. I can verify these American accents are top notch 👌
Lolly Lemur I can verify as an American myself that everything these Americans did in this video is highly correct
I agree
I did not expect to get 139 likes, most I’ve gotten I think
Yes
As well am I but that is southern accent
“We are here for peacekeeping, so I’ll take this peace”
Lol🤣😂😂
This is more realistic than warthunder realistic mode
true.
Kellen Brinton it is war thunder ?
This whole game has gotten garbage over the 1-2 years
@@businesswoofer aaaw, where did the bad plane touch u
Lol
Russian: Luxemburg?! That's on our borders!
British: No it isn't!
Russian: Soon it will be :)
lmao
they started from Ukraine and then will nuke the Europe and everybody will be dead
Russia gets there and the Americans have already set up a football stadium and are in the process of introducing country to Luxembourg
@@breannabond226 well russians dont have enough forces to take Europe but they nuke and go....scary
XD
2019 return of the Soviet Union
Actually brilliant
"I know what will solve this!"
"The UN?"
"That will never work"
>inb4 political argument ensues
3:52 I love how the American laughs at the British empire 😂
"Oh hello, what's that, I think I see a mirage"
"Oh great, that's all we need. The French Air Force."
I finally understand it
@@silverwolf5643 I still dont
@@ItzFoxUwU mirage 2000 are fighters of Armee de l'aire (french air force)
Step 1: take a picture of oil
Step 2: show it to America
Step 3: you win
Step4: And you get banned ten years
@@shidqifarda2940 hh
thats How to get freedom
Did someone say *O I L*
Murica: Did he said Oil?!!
*SENDING ALL TANK DIVISION*
Well, you can take Alaska. They ain't needing it's oil anyway.
That coming from Stalin
Opa they'll be sent to gulag
Actually America is like we will stop the evil in ur country give u support and freedom
After lenin you could say Ussr became semi capitalist. Communist. At lest because of the economy of Ussr in that time
"america has the most powerful military in the world,hell the universe i'll beat the martians ass"
"aaah but gaijin enetertainment is a russian company"
breaking the fourth wall i see
"It seems that the Pyramids of Giza have fallen down." The fact that the Egyptians killed himself right after. I lost it. I've lived in Egypt for most of my life before moving to Canada and I can verify that was accurate.
iam from jordan but if we had something like this happen i wouldve done the same
This was the funniest part
@@mr.prestige9798 Thank you, I felt a bit insecure while recording that part.
America: destroys 1 tank
America again: we’ve already liberated this here country
Thish yer is actually the correct sentence.
Wow thx for all the likes guys!
O.peration
I.raqi
L.iberation
That was original codename for the invasion, however the higher ups in the us military noticed the acronym and changed it to freedom.
@@maxwelljw8400 wow '- '
@@pdr_2703 OIF*
@@maxwelljw8400 You meant Freeoil didn't you. Operation Desert Freeoil, thats sounds about right.
You realise all the major oil contracts in Iraq went to Russia and China, right?
"Don't hit our lower plate!"
"Don't hit our lower plate!"
*hits lower plate.*
"You arse!"
This is the best international satire a British gamer can make with a Russian game on an American streaming service.
The writing, editing and voices are so amazing and funny. I love this channel.
"Hello comrade, it seems like your tank model is outdated and on fire. Luckily' we have a deal for you!!" - most Russian thing ever
Funny things huh
As Russian - no. The most Russian thing I heard is “Oy blya”. It’s like “oh fuck”
Mr. Leviafanos that's true. I just found that line particularly funny because Russia has sold a lot of weapons to Arab countries lol.
@@mr.leviafanos675 No, that is just a swearing, like damn your stereotypes are so idiot...
@@Eire_Aontaithe yes and oh fuck is the most American thing I know
As an American, I can, in fact, confirm that we end 90% of our sentences with *"YEEEEEEEHAW"*
You mean Texan
I’m floridein
I'm Ohioan and can confirm as well
I think you mean 98%
As an Arizonan I can confirm
5:03
that aged so well
Egyptian: Better check the oil...
American: I’m about to end this mans whole career
@تشارلز حكمة I don’t even know why we went to the Middle East when we drill for oil out in Texas and the oceans along the coast there’s lots of oil rigs
@تشارلز حكمة that’s probably because of how the military industrial complex is filled up with warhawks (people who wish for war so they can line there pockets with money) which isn’t good even one of are previous presidents back in the 60s warned the American people about the military industrial complex I think it was Dwight Eisenhower the 34th president
@تشارلز حكمة that’s exactly right the rich get richer and they don’t give a fuck about your sons and daughters who join the military, it’s quite sad really, the us government didn’t want to use there own oil so they made a few reasons to invade a country that doesn’t really want us there and the only thing that comes from that is wounded and dead on both sides which at the end of the day just adds fuel to the fire
Im Egyptian ngl lmaoo
*Large oil fields have been discovered in Luxembourg, containing an estimated amount of 3.7 million barrels*
US: *starts engines*
“Let’s go liberate the sh*t out of them”
Russia: “We need to stabilize our borders!”
England: “But they are nowhere near your borders!”
Russia: “They will be.”
England: “This is fine. Just fine. Probably not, but it is just fine.”
The fact is that I'm from Luxembourg😂😂
Mate it’s UK but yes I do assume they are English. I don’t know though. But just don’t forget that there is multiple countries in the UK.
@@WRUScrumhalf Multiples countries in the UK?
@@WRUScrumhalf multiple countries in the UK?
Yes there are. Anywhere else in the world and you will probably know. If you live in America, all you would know is England, Scotland and Northern Ireland. WALES EXISTS PEOPLE! WE EXIST! Yeah we aren’t just a country. We are multiple countries.
"I think I see a mirage"
"Oh great...that's all we need...the French Air Force"
*got me laughing so hard*
7:52
same...i laughed so hard;
i dont get the joke
@@ofekk213 "Mirage" is the name of French Fighter Jets and also, the word "Mirage" is used for "something which is not there but is still visible as an illusion".
So when they say that they see a mirage, sarcastically it also means the French airforce.
Baguette AGMs deployed
This is exactly what Putin searched on how to invade Ukraine after UA-cam removed dislikes.
A man of culture, I see.
"I think I see a mirage! Oh great, that's all we need, the french airforce"
Holy hell that part had me in absolute stitches. xD!
idan harush i think the joke is that a aircraft called the mirage was coming (assuming it's a French aircraft)
France would have been in the video but they surrendered for it started
Cody Nutkiss Hilarious
Fire Shot Studios A Mirage is a French aircraft, that's the joke
And only now did I associate this joke with Dassault Mirage fighters.
5:49 “ right I know what will solve this “
“ The U.N ? “
“ No that never works “
This is so accurate
Edit: that’s the most likes I’ve ever got
Very accurate
Alexandre Margery course it does
Elder of Zion אתה מדבר עברית ?
don't matter who's flag your icon is the UN is a failure.
HistoryFan476ad look at Syria, were the ones to do the job while the UN sits on its ass calling cease fire that dont work for shit
Took me a second to realize that the reason the Americans came was because they guy said, "Oil."
Are you from America?
@@18IMAMGODINA Must be, he's learned to tune out the awful reasons our leaders do things.
O.I.L
Operation Iraqi Liberation
Fuzzy Dunlop where the Fuck did that come from
"Besides, we sold them all those missiles last month so they're all out of money..."
I'M DYING
UK: Well be an oversea Territory of the British empire
US: *chuckles* the British empire..
*the most American thing I heard*
Edit: 3:47
3:48 I'm from America and I can most definitely agree YEEHAW!!
I disagree.
It was clearly "LET'S HELP THE *SHIT* OUT OF THESE FUCKING PEOPLE!"
@@rexsanchasejoker0415
(Long exhale).................................................
.....................................
RULE BRITANNIA BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
@@wolfder6661 ok ua-cam.com/video/U99hInNRhj0/v-deo.html NO wait I got a better one ua-cam.com/video/MSjmtDSm7qQ/v-deo.html
@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 bloody brilliant
Hears oil somewhere in the world
America *starts engine of m1*
samdaman921 timing is everything! Truly funny!
Spend oil to get oil
hell yea My 87 ford f250 needs fuel!
The Irony being there's a treasure trove of oil in the Gulf of Mexico, but even red-hot Louisiana is queasy about drilling near it's own ecosphere.
And then renewable energy happens....
"Aaah, so it could be a political minefield, as well as a real one." I pissed myself laughing
arno celio aa
This is reality but America killing civilians and Arabia Saudi is financing terrorists like 11 September 2001 and Russia try to stable at least they TRY it better than America so tell me who is the bad guys there ???
@@simpleman3458 Still the russian cuz the afgan-soviet war ignited the gasoline soaked middle east
It's so true it hurts.
The U.N?
No that never works
“All we have to do is call in one A-10 Warthog and you boys are done for.”
“Good luck with that there not even in the game, mate.”
-Forshadowing-
"I think I see a mirage!" "Great, the last thing we need is the French air force"
7:52
Ahhhhhhh. I get it! The mirage plane!
I think I´ll postpone the oil change on my beloved car ....
I mean the german sky is full of american equipment. Last time i was on a cycling tour between bavaria and Thüringen(the past inner german border) and someone mentioned that he needs track oil for the bicycle and suddenly AH-1 and Chinnok Cargo choppers appearedout of nowhere in the area. It feels like german skys of '44 ,only merican planes choopers and another funny stuff.
soulja boy MURICA FUCK YEAH
We're here to uh...PEACEKEEP yer car. YEEEEHAAAW! (Yes, I'm an American, no we don't go Yeehaw in the Armored Corps and no we don't really go after oil.)
DID YOU SAY OIL
ua-cam.com/video/qrY_CSRkV6M/v-deo.html sums up the situation
THINK OF THE BREXIT *SPILLS TEA*
-Every Brit simultaniously
Sergeant Panther Mention thee not the Brexit.
I choked on my drink...
Can't wait for 2019
I guffawed at that. A completely nonsensical remark, and yet hilarious for the same reason.
Whats next? My not so mighty scotland getting independence? Oh what in the name of Her Majesty
1:24 “you know we’re in Egypt right”
" Morning! "
" Not the limeys-- "
*" I HATE LIMEYS- "*
xD I died. Also how are there 0 replies lmao
@@radiationstudios5533 because most of the watchers of this video are limeys.
AND I HATE *LIMEYS!*
*WHAT IS LIMEYS*
@@erwinrommel3246 *OH THAT IS WHAT LIMEY'S IS OK*
WHY ARE WE SHOUTING
Isn't it ironic how "TheGamingSoviet" plays the most American character
Xd🤣
Yeah True!
The irony is painful
Yes
Yeah
It’s called liberating it’s not invasion and it’s totally not for OIL!
Doki Doki Dokkeabi spreading democracy and democratic values
Ivan Poparić exactly
Did somebody ask for FREEDOM
I have too much oil on my pizza. Time to call the marines
america knocks down the door : SOMEBODY SAY OIL!!!
The A-10 gun strike was just too much. Like they say, A Brit fears nothing but the American Air Force... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is what will happen if the EU bans memes
I'm from 2 days in the future and can confirm this happened. Also we have flying cars and invisible ice cream
Revolutionary Gaming69 U should throw that ice cream at someone and they wouldn’t know what the hell happened
Attack Eu? From all the world
Welp
In 2019 they have lol. No lol in the EU tho.
Enemy - fast mover - 400m front
Ah, all Arma players know this very well.
Fonzy Fermin I know, I laughed too hard when I heard that lmao
Ahh the memories "f*CK f*CK f*CK WE SHOULDVE BROUGHT ANOTHER MISSILE"
LEFT
LEFT
RIGHT
FORWARDS
FAST
FAST
FAST
FAST
STOP
BACKWARD
FOR.....
I lost my shit when I heard that ROFL
Definitely know this well! Hahah!
"Contact! Soldiers! 200m, front!"
"Machinegunner, 75m, front!"
"2, engage that man, front!"
"Shit, we got a man down!"
"3, I'm the new actual."
"Enemy APC, front!"
"5, attack that APC, front!"
"Specop, 300m, East!"
"Contact, fast mover, 400m, front!"
-battle stops-
"Sir, you called a tank a fastmover?"
"Erm..."
-It's the Cold War all over again..
-Hardly,look around you.
*Gold.*
Actually, it's sand.
And a few mountain
When they said Luxembourg had oil and the American tank started up...🤣
'it's still an abandoned desert, well there's a name; New Plymouth' xDDD
N L Forces I live in Plymouth and there's probably more to do in that desert
N L Forces lol I like that name
@@Ty-yt3lj This might get you triggered, but squire also said:"At this point we're not even sure if old Plymouth even exists". Is it not okay.
RiM Pii come on. Plymouth is the least impactful British city in existence
Ok. So thats why its forgotten. At least we know some brits dont give a crap bout their cities.
"Probably the Middle East..."
*grabs popcorn*
Well this ought to be good...
Octavi8 so true
Technically Egypt isn't a part of the Middle East.
Hence why it says, "probably" spookily enough.
@Octavi8 while it is entertaining for you ,but not much for the people actually live there !
P.S : According to Wikipedia, Egypt is being considered part of Middle East !
Point taken.
"No life here, not even on a bacterial level"
*Cuts to shot of tank in swaying grass...
*dead swaying grass
“Hello comrade, it seems your tank model is outdated, and on fire.”
America: DID I HEAR OIIILLLLLLL
*Play America's national anthem*
Mom: Dang it, I dropped the vegetable oil!
Your House is now being searched for WMDs
Mom: Son, why is the US military here?
Jia_He Yan nah, not cool enough
MERICAAAAAA FUCC YEAH
Tank: "Guess I better check the *oil* ."
American Army: "It's free real estate"
no USMC
Glorious
Indeed glorious
Ive seen ur vids
Is this going to be a part of wins and fails?
Dita Weaboo
Dito-dorito
In the wake of recent events, this video should be in the UA-cam recommandation purely because of the title....
It is well known that American Special Forces train a specialized "Dowsing" unit which is trained to smell the scent of oil from over 5 miles away
Vortigaunt Steve Just 5 miles
The Big Babadaboni It should be noted all information post-Gulf War is classified, and the technology has had over 20 years to mature
Vortigaunt Steve Yeah dude, we won't know how far the oil radar goes.
im pretty sure its every american
Дратує українська ?????
The middle East explained in 10 minutes
Breaking news
Lebanon have discovered oil = 100 000 gallon
America : you need some FREEDOM!!!
RUSSIA : we are allies are we ?
Britain : i made you ( true )
France : i was there to Britain ( true )
Saudia : no one well get close to that country or is war !!!
Lebanon : help me pls help
DID I HEAR OIL
*FREEDOM INCREASES*
I'm American, but these oil jokes give me the decent humor I need.
catty gaming yeah I'm fixing my car..... Please don't take it.
catty gaming HAVE MERCY MAN,THINK OF THE BREXIT
Major_kukri america comes first.
5:11 That didn't age very well...
Nonsense.
The west hasn't even hurt Russia.
The sanctions are useless.
But can you please remove the sanctions, not because they're hurting or anything. But... uhhhhhhhhh... because London will fall into cannibalism if you don't. Yeah, that's right.
@@nukclear2741 dude, hes talking about the A-10 Warthog now being in the game you fucking snowflake
*_WE'VE SOLD THEM ALL THOSE MISSILES LAST MONTH SO THEY'VE GOT NO CASH ANYWAY_*
It's like....
*VODKA VS TEA VS COLA*
Yes but what about bourbon?
Tea gets knocked out immediadly and then we replace the vodka with rum and mix it with to cola
america would be coffee
kompot vs tea vs cola
Fun Fact: The Russians actually like Coca Cola that they even made their own Cola with a different name.
Hello comrade we see your tank is out dated and on fire
While Egypt mostly uses Abrams, but I bet they preferred to use a Russian tank to bring up arms deal topic.
Luckily we have a deal for you!
edwin Davis da I see!
At least It's fitted with new systems, albeit capitalist.
“Guess I better check the oil”
Oil
USA:
THEY HAVE OIL BLOW THEM TO FUCKING KINGDOM KA!
6:53 This is literally the best summary of what happens to PhlyDaily when he makes War Thunder tank videos for a month and tries out planes again.
that comment is even funnier as Phly was voicing the aircraft pilot....
Colonel Overkill I know 😂
1:38
🇺🇸Well well well, you boys lost or somethin'?
🇷🇺No! Russia has never lost!
The mistranslation gets me every time.😄
PIZZA TIME *cough cough* Finland
They won in Finland though, they got what they were aiming for and more. The original goal was to just push the border away from Leningrad by annexing half of Karelia, not including the part which is basically the industrial heart of Finland. Now they've got almost all of Karelia, including the industrial powerhouse and hydroelectric power stations, parts of Petsamo, Salla, and the islands in the Gulf of Finland. Sounds like a win to me. Sure they lost a lot of people, but it was a win nonetheless.
PIZZA TIME is actually Ukrainian war thunder youtuber called Thornayed!
We call him a sea crab! Or chief-crab hello CYKA BLYAT!
What about the Russian civil war of 1917, or is it not considered a lost?
Get life of Boris to do a voice one time
Every time someone says “Oil”
America : I have awaken from my slumber
I lost it when the A-10 warhog destroyed the tank
10:03?
Actually it's sad, it's a real incident who happened in the Irak War where A-10c Warthog straffed a armored Infantry Vehicle as seen on Wikipedia:
The 190th Fighter Squadron, Blues and Royals friendly fire incident was a friendly fireincident involving two United States Air Force(USAF) Air National Guard 190th Fighter Squadron A-10, and vehicles from the United Kingdom's D Squadron, The Blues and Royalsof the Household Cavalry, and took place on 28 March 2003 during the invasion of Iraq by armed forces of the United States and United Kingdom. In the incident, the two USAF A-10s fired on and destroyed two Blues and Royals armored vehicles, killing one British soldier, and wounding five others.
@@schweizerluchs7146 thats so sad, freindly fire is never a good thing. Hopefully it was all sorted out.
Schweizer Luchs u spelled IRAQ wrong
@@mgh8169 im sorry but I'm from Switzerland, and it's not my main language.
"Y'all are just welcome." ~'Murica
Many Miles Away *Slaps Roof Of America* “This baby can hold more Oil than any other country in the world...”
S O M E O N E S A Y O I L
Many Miles Away No, it's just "Y'all are welcome!"
Many Miles Away lol I like it
"Don't shoot our lower plate! Don't shoot our lower plate!" *dunk* "You arse! Right! FIRE!"
3:03 i feel in love with that accent