War Thunder Bias in a Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +1331

    We've been playing War Thunder again recently and reckon there might be just a little bit of bias at play, so wanted to make this video in case others hadn't spotted it yet! We also thought instead of making a separate video, we'd add a few channel updates onto this one. We'd also like to thank a LOT of people (See below in order of appearance) for their time and voices, as per usual:
    Our resident channel American: TheIntrepidVA - intrepidanimations.artstation.com/
    Our Kazakhstani friend who's luckily fluent in Russian: Dizelkraftwerke
    Our talented German voice actor: ToshiroVA - ua-cam.com/channels/1s_wkCB4q4LL-Qq1JIyo-g.html
    Me, obviously.
    Our French friend who's a good sport: P4TC4B.exe
    A man who speaks some Japanese, probably quite well: Lamhirh
    Our new Chinese friend: melomi
    Our Danish friend who hates Sweden: Laurits
    Our Aussie mate and fellow UA-camr: Rimmy - ua-cam.com/users/RimmyDownunderGaming
    Our Israeli chum: Avarik - ua-cam.com/users/SS2Maximilian
    Also, we'd also like to thank Warpath for sponsoring this video - if you enjoy commanding an army with realistic military strategy as well as gripping first person sniper combat download Warpath today at the link below!
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    • @rexelgaming3632
      @rexelgaming3632 2 роки тому +3

      thx

    • @BritishAirsofter_2009
      @BritishAirsofter_2009 2 роки тому +8

      Yes squire! I have been waiting for a new gameplay episode for so long! Have a good day

    • @sharkk127
      @sharkk127 2 роки тому +3

      Go to top tier, the Russian bias is real as all hell

    • @t2force212
      @t2force212 2 роки тому +8

      When the Australian tank showed up I heard the voice and had to stop for a second to go "hold on, isn't that Rimmy".
      So cool you've been able to get so many voice actors in these videos.

    • @runevanduyfhuys8145
      @runevanduyfhuys8145 2 роки тому

      Plis make a vid from belgium in ww2

  • @Highlander_Red
    @Highlander_Red 2 роки тому +1853

    One of the most acurate depiction of a War Thunder firefight ever. Literally and figuratively.

  • @IJN_Guy
    @IJN_Guy 2 роки тому +3287

    "Tell me one way there is American bias!"
    ".50 cals."
    "Eeeeeeeeeeehh."
    As an American-main, this joke was amazing.

    • @sono1951
      @sono1951 2 роки тому +156

      Nooo,it's not like I can take out your tracks while I'm behind a rock all day.
      🤫

    • @sherman790
      @sherman790 2 роки тому +123

      That machine gun is an anti material machine gun so yeah unless you want to get hit by it your going on a date with death

    • @loowick4074
      @loowick4074 2 роки тому +36

      Joke?
      What joke?

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 2 роки тому +94

      at low tier the .50 cal shreds airplanes like nothing

    • @-Cheif
      @-Cheif 2 роки тому +40

      @@tatotaytoman5934 heheheh M8 Greyhound go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • @Yeeter000
    @Yeeter000 2 роки тому +3048

    "Did it an exclusively potato based diet effect your brain development"
    To be fair an exclusively McDonald's based one isn't much better

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +626

      I don't know man...I'm lovin' it.

    • @Yeeter000
      @Yeeter000 2 роки тому +124

      @@SquireComedy Still beats a biscuts based one

    • @blindmonkeyman3960
      @blindmonkeyman3960 2 роки тому +72

      At least the Germans are having a good time with their beer and meth based diet

    • @WellBattle6
      @WellBattle6 2 роки тому +54

      @@blindmonkeyman3960 Not just meth, meth in chocolate!

    • @blindmonkeyman3960
      @blindmonkeyman3960 2 роки тому +24

      @@WellBattle6 Chocolate? Did you say, chocolate?

  • @spikesponge7005
    @spikesponge7005 2 роки тому +528

    Bro the German voice actor was genuinely so talented

    • @Merc7734
      @Merc7734 Рік тому +27

      He sounded exactly like the German announcer for COD: World at War

    • @Enricocasualgaming01
      @Enricocasualgaming01 8 місяців тому +1

      Agree

    • @VictoryLlama
      @VictoryLlama 2 місяці тому +1

      french one too

    • @natus1
      @natus1 Місяць тому

      Seems he drank too much beer😂😂😂

  • @343DeltaSpark
    @343DeltaSpark 2 роки тому +904

    The fact that you got Rimmy to voice act this makes this even better

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 2 роки тому +27

      Nice surprise that.

    • @wolfgangkolber381
      @wolfgangkolber381 2 роки тому +4

      Yes indeed. Wasn't expecting that one at all.

    • @blackfox7448
      @blackfox7448 2 роки тому +15

      Didn't expected rimmy to appear and i laugh so hard the moment i recognized its voice xD

    • @brianlempa
      @brianlempa 2 роки тому +13

      The moment I heard his voice, I knew this was going to be good.... prob best Aussie you could have picked.

    • @Razno0
      @Razno0 2 роки тому +11

      The second i realised that that was Rimmy i understood that it was an Aussie tank lol

  • @quentinking4351
    @quentinking4351 2 роки тому +273

    "LIST ONE WAY THE AMERICANS ARE OVERPOWERED!"
    "Fifty cals."
    Damn straight. The Lord's Own Machine Gun

    • @kaybevang536
      @kaybevang536 Рік тому +3

      Me as a fellow American : Ehhhhhh ok

    • @Ilias_Goddess
      @Ilias_Goddess Рік тому +4

      @@kaybevang536 well they built so much of them that they slapped them on literally anything

    • @harbour2118
      @harbour2118 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Ilias_Goddess and they still prove to be great even after a century

    • @GEEISKING
      @GEEISKING Місяць тому +1

      Yes I remember a story of an American tank destroying 7 Me-109's in a single minute with an unmanned 12.7mm and then went on to ignite the fuel tanks of a dozen bombers with a singular fifty cal in 1943 during the battle of Shitmap. The distance of the planes ranged from 7-13km.

    • @SoldierOfFate
      @SoldierOfFate День тому

      @@harbour2118 If it ain't broke, don't fix/change it.

  • @Destroyer_21
    @Destroyer_21 2 роки тому +859

    “As a German Heavy Tank main I absolutely hate the Israeli tree and they indeed do have bias.”-Tiger Angler

    • @England_Is_My_City
      @England_Is_My_City 2 роки тому +58

      For some reason m51 can absorb tiger round in front sometimes..

    • @SovietOnion111
      @SovietOnion111 2 роки тому +19

      @Elijah Brown the KwK 40 of the Panzer 4 h will melt the M-51. ive done it from like 1.5 km's away and pissed off that guy

    • @swacks7960
      @swacks7960 2 роки тому +6

      @@SovietOnion111 slava russia

    • @admiral_alman8671
      @admiral_alman8671 2 роки тому +15

      @Elijah Brown the problem is, the m51 also does melt your crews faces off

    • @random_145
      @random_145 2 роки тому +1

      @@England_Is_My_City not if ur in a tiger II

  • @vcpartisan12
    @vcpartisan12 2 роки тому +209

    "The only broken thing here is my will to live"
    The delivery on that one...
    I'm rolling XD

  • @Topo842
    @Topo842 2 роки тому +844

    "Everybody get ready to lose the British are coming!" I laughed so hard tears started coming out
    thank you

  • @n3rdy11
    @n3rdy11 2 роки тому +48

    _"We don't have an auto-loader"_
    The French ascent on that killed me lol

    • @NoThisIsNotMe.
      @NoThisIsNotMe. 3 місяці тому

      The french are very well known for ascending to heaven every time someone damages their mobility

  • @axebearer
    @axebearer 2 роки тому +536

    As a Swede, that's one heavy Norwegian accent. I guess Norway is officially Swedish clay again. No backsies this time.

    • @Utmanarn
      @Utmanarn 2 роки тому +43

      It does seem like we got Norway on our side again.

    • @mulrich
      @mulrich 2 роки тому +66

      And according to the description, voiced by a Dane! No wonder he tried to improve upon it by making it sound more Norwegian.

    • @sergeantsharkseant
      @sergeantsharkseant 2 роки тому +28

      Well seems like the Kalmar Union is back

    • @Piromanofeliz
      @Piromanofeliz 2 роки тому +9

      Swedish bias!!!1!

    • @redholm
      @redholm 2 роки тому +8

      @@mulrich Lol. Mister worldwide that one. He went the entire Scandinavia around with 1 role.

  • @aurabanda6144
    @aurabanda6144 2 роки тому +144

    As an Australian player constantly on 250 ping, I laughed at that one.

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 2 роки тому +7

      Hello fellow 250 ping gamer, a Hong Kong player that rarely gets asia server matches salutes you

    • @aurabanda6144
      @aurabanda6144 2 роки тому +3

      @@z54964380 YOu live in Hong Kong, isnt that place like oppressed by the chinese government?

    • @z54964380
      @z54964380 2 роки тому

      @@aurabanda6144 Yeah those fucking Chicoms pretty much own us now, it’s depressing.

    • @dereksoh8288
      @dereksoh8288 6 місяців тому

      @@z54964380 Hello fellow 300 ping Hong Kong player, I am from your doppelganger, Singapore.

  • @robertelliott-bach7101
    @robertelliott-bach7101 2 роки тому +698

    Anything slightly disadvantageous to a War Thunder player: exists
    War Thunder player: BIAS

    • @doggo_woo
      @doggo_woo 2 роки тому +35

      That was basically me at BR 1.3 facing against an Su122 and being confused as hell why I couldn't penetrate it.

    • @thomas_asunto
      @thomas_asunto 2 роки тому +11

      No one mess with Bob Semple Tank

    • @tylera9665
      @tylera9665 2 роки тому +1

      @@doggo_woo probably because the su122 is in 2.3 and the majority of the time when something is 1.0 higher you can't pin it from the front. Try shooting the barrel or tracks and flank it's side.

    • @chaseroberts8863
      @chaseroberts8863 Рік тому +1

      Ah yes. Because me shooting a T34(1941) with an m4 that has APBC and said t34 barely taking any sort of damage totally isn’t biased at all

    • @Alex_Kiy
      @Alex_Kiy Рік тому +2

      ​@@chaseroberts8863yes, but armless noobs like biasing everything

  • @TheTrytix
    @TheTrytix 2 роки тому +76

    God, I always love the fact that whenever you make videos like these, you have people from corresponding countries to voice act, and as such, sometimes talk in their native languages (With English subtitles).
    Always loved that about these videos, and this video got more language barriers than... Ehm... Eh... Okay, I don't have any good examples here, but believe me when I say this, the amount of different languages are great stuff. Love it! ^^

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +13

      Cheers mate! Yeah, I think It's worth the effort, and the chaps always do a brilliant job.

  • @hvymtal8566
    @hvymtal8566 2 роки тому +808

    You had me howling not even 3 minutes in
    You knocked it out of the park with this one!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +100

      Thanks mate, but that's not the objective with cricket.

    • @chrisoddy8744
      @chrisoddy8744 2 роки тому +6

      @@SquireComedy Just a very decisive six, surely?

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 2 роки тому +32

    3:48
    Eh, well crap, Ivan’s got us there….

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT 2 роки тому +3028

    There is no such thing as soviet bias, it's just all non-soviet tanks are made of paper

  • @an_-cs6ct
    @an_-cs6ct Рік тому +21

    0:56 "the only thing broken here is my will to exist" lmfaoaoaoaoa I'm crying!😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @questionmark05
    @questionmark05 2 роки тому +452

    As an Australian the Australian depiction is incredibly and painfully accurate.

    • @howitzerkitsune
      @howitzerkitsune 2 роки тому +63

      Australian too and damn do I hate 300 ping forever

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +63

      @@howitzerkitsune Man, you boys must be SUPER hard to hit. Must be nice.

    • @tomaskoupil5994
      @tomaskoupil5994 2 роки тому +4

      At least our struggle got properly recognised 😅

    • @Comet5551
      @Comet5551 2 роки тому +7

      What's worse, we can shoot an enemy and they can shoot us but we die from it before the game registers we fired first, pain

    • @ProKirillfan69
      @ProKirillfan69 2 роки тому +6

      @@SquireComedy australian internet is a curse it’s way more worse in the long run trust me man

  • @rolandb2108
    @rolandb2108 2 роки тому +55

    3:37 As a Chinese I can confirm that we regularly use swear words off handedly and they suddenly become an exclaimation.

  • @Nativeat1YT
    @Nativeat1YT 2 роки тому +304

    "It's France, I bet they have an autoloader...
    "We don't have an autoloader." 🤣

    • @evanbeers1644
      @evanbeers1644 2 роки тому +19

      Bro, as a French ground player. Our guns are great, but we will die in 1 shot almost always. If you shoot the front half of the tank anywhere our crews will cease to live

    • @Hitman_1_Monarch
      @Hitman_1_Monarch 2 роки тому +10

      @@evanbeers1644 Facts. Love me an EBR, but ngl the rest of our line up that isn't a light tank or autoloader is garbo or mid at best.

    • @allanblot-gadbois3347
      @allanblot-gadbois3347 Рік тому +1

      ​@evanbeers1644 even in the B1 Bis tbh. Also something I find neat is that the French voice is really french!

  • @kaijuslayer3334
    @kaijuslayer3334 2 роки тому +54

    As someone who plays Japan, this game actually has a Japanese bias. Their paper armor gives us unfair speed in returning to the hanger and allowing us to go from game to game at a record pace. It is indeed very broken.
    Those damn GAIJINS!

    • @cqpp
      @cqpp 2 роки тому +5

      Foreigners!

    • @adimaiuniversal4361
      @adimaiuniversal4361 Рік тому +4

      Uhmm i actually discovered our true bias as japanese users, its that we IGNORE ALL FORMS OF BIAS BUT WE HAVE NO DEFENSIVE OURSELVES

    • @blackoutgaming-x8z
      @blackoutgaming-x8z Місяць тому

      ohnestly usa german and rusia are op the british tree dosnt get good for a wile at least in tanks i cant say anything about the other nations as i have only ever mained british and tried germany

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 2 роки тому +1104

    "Nobody can claim Japanese bias!"
    Sad, but true.

    • @nantarg
      @nantarg 2 роки тому +55

      -Coughs nervously in Ho-Ro -

    • @kaijuslayer3334
      @kaijuslayer3334 2 роки тому +42

      Nonsense, the Type 64 APC is clearly the best vehicle in the game and is clear evidence of Japanese bias.

    • @kousand9917
      @kousand9917 2 роки тому +15

      Planes

    • @tdkyt46
      @tdkyt46 2 роки тому +11

      Chi-to armour laughs in broken ricochet

    • @spliffy98
      @spliffy98 2 роки тому +18

      @@kousand9917 Every faction: "The Zeroes need to be at BR 6!!!"

  • @fredo0084
    @fredo0084 2 роки тому +60

    Lol seeing all the allies and the Axis playing like a disfunctional group of friends together it's awesome,and never gets old Its been a while since the Soviets came along, I kinda love that Red vs Blue dinamic they have lol

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 2 роки тому

      Ace combat zero enthusiast I see.

    • @fredo0084
      @fredo0084 2 роки тому

      @@areaxisthegurkha indeed btw did you know that there are 3 types of aces?

  • @TheOperationsRoom
    @TheOperationsRoom 2 роки тому +560

    Just putting it on record that when I successfully bully you two into the "First We Feast except it's talking about history and instead of eating wings it's Chicken Vindaloo" idea for your new channel, people will know it was my genius idea 😎🍻

    • @reentrysfs6317
      @reentrysfs6317 2 роки тому +10

      Didn't expect you here

    • @Captain_Coleslaw
      @Captain_Coleslaw 2 роки тому +4

      @@reentrysfs6317 They never do, he has a tendancy to just show up, unnanounced. And the moment he opens his fkn mouth, i have to check all my browser tabs to see if a video autoplayed!

  • @goldgamercommenting2990
    @goldgamercommenting2990 2 роки тому +18

    4:50 NOO NOT THE HIGH CALIBER ARMOR CARS

  • @MDzmitry
    @MDzmitry 2 роки тому +190

    I'm a linguistic university student:
    Native Russian speaker, having studied English for 10 years by now.
    Next term I'm going to learn German.
    This video will be a benchmark for my language switching skills, thank you very much
    Edit: OK never mind, I didn't expect literally every country to show up, even Australians

    • @beyondrecall9446
      @beyondrecall9446 2 роки тому +5

      Really? that's a comment that I didn't expect to see on this video, but had to answer you.. I'm from Serbia so speak most of the ex-Yugoslavia languages ( same language, basically) but have been learning English since when I was a kid.. I've had a Brittish accent since a kid 'cos it's got more of a flow to it.. just got accustomed to it. I think that Hungarian being my second language (mom's side of the family is Hungarian) is to blame since it is very melodic. Bt it's hard to learn and if I didn't learn to speak t at a young age, I'd have nevever mastered it since it isn't even an Indo-European language.. The closest linguistical relatives to Hungarian are Khanty and Mansi (As you know, you have a huge oblast in Russia named after these two (sadly, dying) cultures.. You should listen to them on youtube and hear the similarities.. Anyway, I also speak German since my mom lives in Berlin, but I came back, I don;t like it there and I'm done with Berlin.. Still love the city but.. Germany is not my cup of tea, Generally, Slavic languages are very easy to get grip on, if you are a Slavic speaker yourself, and being someone who went to a kind of a special language-oriented high school (where I had minimum maths but they crushed us with Latin, Linguistics, Philosophy, Logic, Literature, Rhetorics, Techniques and Theory of Translation, to name just a few subjects), I am very very interested in linguistics and living for a year in Slovakia, I found it so easy to pick up the language, so so easy. Basically, I'm reading Tolstoy these days as preparation for an entrance exam to university. I want to study Russian Language and Literature (with that I will have 2 years of 2 other optional Slavic languages, i.e. Polish and Ukrainian and 2 years of 2 Western European languages (you can choose 2, like, English, German, Spanish, Portuguese, French...) so I share the same passion for everything related to language as a term. I've always been a pan-Slavist so as Slavic languages are the main point of my interest, I think I can handle Russian easily, I mean, we've derived from the same language group... There is a lot more I' write on these topics, but just wanted to tell you to keep on keepin' on! Hope I make it to University.. I'll still have to keep working and organize my life to fit in studying (and somehow find the time and will to work out)... I guess that I won't be playing WT for some time

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry 2 роки тому +3

      @@beyondrecall9446 Damn, you're getting a grip on quite a lot there.
      Don't overwork yourself to avoid burnout and best of luck, I hope you won't regret any of your choices
      Also, I'm not really surprised that you didn't like Berlin, in my opinion capitals often have a different "feel" to them compared to the rest of respectful countries, like London/England, or Moscow/Russia.
      Berlin might've felt too "busy" for a person not used to it. Perhaps, if you're looking for a more "proper" experience you could try smaller cities or even towns someday.
      Although I'm not the one to judge, since I haven't got a single chance to visit any Western European country (especially nowadays, hello from Minsk, Belarus).

    • @elpatron373
      @elpatron373 Рік тому

      ​@@beyondrecall9446Visit a City like munich, Berlin is a shit show of a city.
      Greetings🇩🇪✌

    • @pixelfungaming
      @pixelfungaming Рік тому

      Lol who needs 10 years to learn English?

    • @MDzmitry
      @MDzmitry Рік тому +2

      @@pixelfungaming You never stop learning bro

  • @andyandreson3989
    @andyandreson3989 2 роки тому +7

    Better than about 98% of stuff that comes out on most streaming platforms. Well, time to feed the algorithm.

  • @KardioIzletmetovic
    @KardioIzletmetovic Рік тому +11

    "shalom, you sexy beasts" has me dying

  • @kazakhstanisastate4614
    @kazakhstanisastate4614 2 роки тому +395

    The real bias was the friends we made along the way

  • @Jackspladt
    @Jackspladt 5 місяців тому +4

    0:11 I like how both of them hit the very most angled edge of each others tank where there was no chance of a penetration, truly the average (country here) bias claimer

  • @ZETH_27
    @ZETH_27 2 роки тому +111

    Representing the Swedish, I do admit we make a **lot** of weapons, and use maybe 10% of them, the rest we sell to people who are far away from us so their use isn't our problem.

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 2 роки тому

      Well sometimes you use them mostly so you can get some more people to buy them didn't the swedish government try to convince the US to allow them to use gripens to bomb the Taliban as good marketing

    • @Ailasher
      @Ailasher 2 роки тому +12

      Indeed! Despite this, when my cousin was selling drugs to children with the same thought: "it's their free choice whether to use them or not." They actually threw him to jail for it! Oh, the nerve!

    • @fernandomarques5166
      @fernandomarques5166 2 роки тому

      Confirmed F-39E moment

    • @spartanx9293
      @spartanx9293 2 роки тому

      @@fernandomarques5166 not really the US has the F-16 if we wanted a cheap lightweight fighter we'd buy more of those

    • @fernandomarques5166
      @fernandomarques5166 2 роки тому

      @@spartanx9293 You're really confusing me here man. I only mentioned the Grippen because is a common point between me (Brazilian) and the swedes.

  • @brentschellekens4151
    @brentschellekens4151 2 роки тому +12

    "We can barely manage one. Two is going to be a bit of a push, to admit"
    That's gotta be the most British thing I've heard so far

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +5

      Hahah! There wasn't any rain in shot, that would have really topped it off.

  • @wolfroze9703
    @wolfroze9703 2 роки тому +171

    God i love that american voice actor, he's really good in this skit lol

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 2 роки тому +8

      is good enuf. 'Murica'.

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 2 роки тому +12

      It's clearly a "US cowboy" stereotype joke, but funny thing is, more American soldiers back in those days (1940s-50s) would have either had a deeper Midwestern or higher Northeastern accent. The South and even a lot of the western states weren't as highly populated back in those days.

    • @oldhunterundol3243
      @oldhunterundol3243 2 роки тому +6

      As a foreigner I used to think all Americans had a southern accent and I only saw them as real Americans

    • @n3rdy11
      @n3rdy11 2 роки тому +3

      @@thunderbird1921 That's just par of the course; Most international German stereo-types, like Lederhosen and Oktoberfest, are based on Bavaria, which is the Texas of Germany.

    • @WatcherMovie008
      @WatcherMovie008 Рік тому

      It PhlyDaily iirc

  • @scudb5509
    @scudb5509 2 роки тому +7

    2:10 of the Video is the truest frustration that’s ever been said.
    Special individuals playing on low graphics to get an advantage even if their computer can handle better. There is even an option to turn off grass from your gun sights.
    This should not be happening. Minimum graphics should be locked and adjusted by Warthunder automatically based on the PC specs.

  • @pashico7082
    @pashico7082 2 роки тому +47

    As an Italy main, I somewhat agree. We have no tanks and only have cars, sometimes with a bit of armor. So, I often get clobbered, even worse now that it's way easier to get CAS in the skies now. I once literally only helped with repairs ONCE and managed to spawn in CAS, it's ridiculous and Italy can't do anything after 30 seconds unless using a casemate at 4.7 or lower.

    • @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898
      @tenderlointacostakoyakitra6898 2 роки тому +5

      But Italian guns mixed with their mobility makes it a seal clubber if u know what to fight

    • @lewisd56
      @lewisd56 2 роки тому +2

      play the breda - trust me you will rake in the kills - even before the CAS strikes back

    • @pashico7082
      @pashico7082 2 роки тому +4

      @@austinlazar4853 Everything is a bloody skill issue to hardcore tryhards. Plus, you have "mained Italy to 10.7". I could be wrong, but it sounds like you aren't familiar with Italy and rushed it with your wallet.

    • @pashico7082
      @pashico7082 2 роки тому

      @@lewisd56 You think I haven't? Have you read what I wrote? I can barely get to the battle! Before aircraft were made more accessible I could actually have fun with it. Now entire teams switch to air RB while playing ground because of the recent changes.

    • @lewisd56
      @lewisd56 2 роки тому

      @@pashico7082 I'm FAR from the best player in WT, by a long long way, but I dont struggle with Italy. Granted some areas are a pain, but its just a case of finding the best way to play. the breda for example is good for sneaking up on stuff, try to stay hidden, and you can pick off loads of the enemy team. Put the m43 in the lineup too to avoid uptiers and you have a decent casemate that can easily get kills too. At top tier, italy is pretty good, its MBTs are surprisingly survivable, the ariete(p) is one of the best at its BR once spaded, and all the centauros are a good laugh to play. Lets not forget the sidam 25 or the OTOMATIC either.
      Italy isnt the nicest of nations to play, but I'm a pretty terrible player and still do well enough throughout its tree for it to be fun. I'm not normally for saying 'skill issue' but... if you are struggling, and its not entirely CAS related, I'd suggest changing your battle tactics.

  • @Alystas
    @Alystas 2 роки тому +5

    TBH the Sherman is ridiculously easy to kill, just aim at its side right after the soldiered armor plate and you've got a hit right in the ammunition case.

    • @markolysynchuk5264
      @markolysynchuk5264 3 місяці тому

      If you manage to flank it. It can be pretty tough to kill frontally, depending on the version. Most Shermans have decent turret traverse, so flanking them at longer ranges is not very smart.

  • @EnclaveChad
    @EnclaveChad 2 роки тому +93

    When there's a Swedish tank, but no Finnish tank.
    (Finns crying in the corner)

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 2 роки тому +10

      They were hiding inside a building without their optics aiming at the russians

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 2 роки тому +11

      There are Finnish tanks. They're on Finland. We just haven't found them yet.

    • @oldhunterundol3243
      @oldhunterundol3243 2 роки тому +1

      Meanwhile in new zealand "I know it's a tractor but I'm doing my best ok"

    • @gorganfredman5363
      @gorganfredman5363 Рік тому +2

      Bt-42 entered the chat

    • @pRahvi0
      @pRahvi0 Рік тому

      * Säkkijärven polkka intensifies *

  • @luftwaffle5386
    @luftwaffle5386 2 роки тому +7

    Please, we all know the brits have *ABSOLUTELY* no bias, at all. That is until Gaijigles adds the 17Pounder M3 lee into the game.

  • @TheUSgoverment
    @TheUSgoverment 2 роки тому +217

    "wassup you sexy animals"
    **Does litterly nothing**
    **Is driving a modified sherman**
    "Israeli bias"
    Jesus Christ, You really did portray me perfectly.

    • @MiGLifeCrisis
      @MiGLifeCrisis 2 роки тому +8

      I love my 400mm pen at all distances

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment 2 роки тому +7

      @@MiGLifeCrisis i hope your weekend will be noticibly worse.

    • @MirrorBusta2nd
      @MirrorBusta2nd 2 роки тому +1

      @@MiGLifeCrisis no stabilizer???
      No armour?????
      No speed?????
      No rangefinder?????

    • @MiGLifeCrisis
      @MiGLifeCrisis 2 роки тому

      @@MirrorBusta2nd I use it just fine

    • @redhead9713
      @redhead9713 2 роки тому

      @@MiGLifeCrisis but will rarely pen for no reason, loves to ricochet and produces almost no spall or shrapnel.

  • @jorex4011
    @jorex4011 2 роки тому +9

    4:09 HEY I KNOW YOU, RIMMY YOU CANT HIDE FROM ME

  • @neca512
    @neca512 2 роки тому +46

    After playing this game for over 2000+ hours i can confirm this is pretty accurate

    • @EasyAL_YT
      @EasyAL_YT 2 роки тому +4

      @Ching Chong I've got over 2000 hours too... and I've never touched the Russian tree but it has always given me the most trouble.
      I play Germany (main), US, UK, Italy and recently Japan. The only nation that frequently frustrates me is the Russians. Especially at 9.7 where they have outright bias.

    • @StiXWasHere
      @StiXWasHere 2 роки тому +3

      @@EasyAL_YT Agreed. MiG 27k, Ka 52, Ka 50, Mi 28NM, T-80BVM, BMP-2M... just to start off the list. I can sit and name off things that are outright broken on each of these vehicles for a solid while, and then promptly move on to the rest of the russian tech tree. Sure, one to one some russian vehicles may be outclassed, but combined they are by far the strongest nation right now.

  • @o0CarlM0o
    @o0CarlM0o Рік тому +8

    It's telling that even when the British tank showed up, no one said there was any bias. It literally goes without saying that the only bias with Britain is against it.

  • @bejaminmaston1347
    @bejaminmaston1347 2 роки тому +133

    bias in a nutshell: it only exists when you go against them

    • @Skylikesavation
      @Skylikesavation 2 роки тому

      In some cases but german bias is very real and didn’t suddenly stop existing when I started playing Germany

    • @bejaminmaston1347
      @bejaminmaston1347 2 роки тому +1

      @@Skylikesavation well...that "bias" is in statistics
      The panther front hull is better because of the slope but also remember your shells are weaker at angles
      Same goes for every sloped armor besides the t-34

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 2 роки тому +4

      @@bejaminmaston1347 I mean it's a money bias but yes there is a German bias by extension. During the WW2 era of tanks at least. I don't like top tier and I don't touch aircraft so I can't speak for that except all the suicide bombers always seem to have either a star or a cross on them.

    • @bejaminmaston1347
      @bejaminmaston1347 2 роки тому +7

      @@viktoriyaserebryakov2755 honestly here's planes in a run down
      Russia: great fighters
      Britian: bombers with huge payloads (one of them have 14 1000lb bombs)
      America: decently fast and good climb bombers and fighters that only use .50 cals until jets....and it's like 2 or 3 jets in
      Germany: good ground attack planes
      And we don't talk about the rest
      Also like I said on ground its about angles....unless its the tiger,if you're a tiger its pointless to angle, but if you're against tigers they're immortal

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 2 роки тому

      @@bejaminmaston1347 It's pointless to angle a Tiger? Whaaa...?

  • @GeorgePrince
    @GeorgePrince 2 роки тому +6

    So well done as usual, so original! Both of you are so hilarious!

  • @Captain_Coleslaw
    @Captain_Coleslaw 2 роки тому +71

    Splendid work lads!

  • @lostonearth7856
    @lostonearth7856 2 роки тому +8

    4:39 The bs coming from someone in R3 trolling range.

  • @Tamburahk
    @Tamburahk 2 роки тому +47

    I absolutely love your British humor and how you can make even such trivial thing like announcing something "ordinary" rather comical, especially you Squire with all your funny mimic expressions. You remind of me Rowan Atkinsons and I bet you two guys will be some day on equal with him. Or I wish you will. Our generation need someone like him.

  • @kanestalin7246
    @kanestalin7246 2 роки тому +3

    My friend shot a t34 (1942) in the turret with the kv2, it did nothing and started screaming in fear.

  • @Thunderstar7
    @Thunderstar7 2 роки тому +16

    I love how Rimmy is playing the part of the Laggy Aussie

  • @RexsHangar
    @RexsHangar 2 роки тому +3

    Never have I seen a more accurate depiction, this was golden

  • @JaesWasTaken
    @JaesWasTaken 2 роки тому +21

    Oh my God, this was probably your best War Thunder skit yet. Well done!

  • @jasonzhou8274
    @jasonzhou8274 2 роки тому +2

    There are only human vehicles in War Thunder, therefore HUMAN BIAS

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 2 роки тому +34

    Great comedy as always Squire. c:
    Also thanks for having me voice a line, I always wanted to say that. c:

    • @creatinerd
      @creatinerd Рік тому

      Nice! May I ask which line? I'll just assume it's the Hebrew one because it's dang funny

  • @troutwarrior6735
    @troutwarrior6735 2 роки тому +3

    “What about Isreili bias?”
    “Don’t look at me!!!”
    🤣

  • @SweetSniper5197
    @SweetSniper5197 2 роки тому +66

    As a Kiwi (From NZ) I can confirm that Australian bias is nothing compared to Kiwi bias.

    • @Deaglan753
      @Deaglan753 2 роки тому +10

      All of their tanks are inferior to our bob semple

    • @RRAAZZAA
      @RRAAZZAA 2 роки тому

      It depends on where you live ins New Zealand and what servers you are on but I’d say for me my Aussie ping is worse than a lot of kiwis

    • @ExpertKillaxD
      @ExpertKillaxD 2 роки тому

      hello fellow sherman enjoyer

    • @thomas_asunto
      @thomas_asunto 2 роки тому

      Bob Semple Tank Best Tank

  • @destroyermaqa36
    @destroyermaqa36 2 роки тому +9

    3:43
    Sherman: U tell me one goddamn way that USA is overpowered
    T-34: 50 cals
    Sherman: EEEeeahhhh okay

  • @fsfrancesco1539
    @fsfrancesco1539 2 роки тому +11

    > Australian player
    > Misses shot due to packet loss
    That bit was so hilarious to me, lol.

  • @cooperyeung3252
    @cooperyeung3252 2 роки тому +1

    This in my opinion has to be the best video from you I have seen.

  • @noahn627
    @noahn627 2 роки тому +19

    Great Voice acting from everyone involved. Or thats just me being bias towards squires videos.

  • @tardarsauce1842
    @tardarsauce1842 Рік тому +2

    Aussie Bias: 250ms
    Meanwhile mine gameplay from the Philippines: *300ms*

  • @randomradek5284
    @randomradek5284 2 роки тому +8

    As someone who mains the US and Germany with a little bit of UK gameplay, you don't even know how many times and how perfectly you quoted me.

  • @RandomGuy-xr6ll
    @RandomGuy-xr6ll 2 роки тому +1

    Man what a international crew we have on this video, great video as always mate hope you the best on your channel

  • @TheDeputy173
    @TheDeputy173 2 роки тому +11

    that was perfect squire, excellent representation of every bias in war thunder

  • @MeriYaika
    @MeriYaika 2 роки тому +11

    3:22 That's a Vietnamese tnak put in the Chinese tree 💀

  • @Seat_Cordoba_Vario_1999
    @Seat_Cordoba_Vario_1999 2 роки тому +5

    I like that the ikv 103 just drove away at the end

  • @tmo_117
    @tmo_117 2 роки тому +1

    Simply whatever side I play against has strong armor that bounces everything I shoot while I am always one shot, but whenever I annoyed and switch to that side to feel that armor same thing happens, this explains my experience so well

  • @underwaterpowerarmor8700
    @underwaterpowerarmor8700 2 роки тому +8

    actually the arl 44 acl 1 had no autoloader but it has a loading mechanism to help the loader to put the round you can see it in X-RAY
    french bias

  • @terminatorexe682
    @terminatorexe682 2 роки тому +1

    I just love the creative way for the advertisement it just hilarious because it’s good nobody would present their adverts like you this is great 👍

  • @mondinik2378
    @mondinik2378 2 роки тому +11

    Good video, just, as an italian, I'm little bit disapointed that the Italians didn't had a voice line, but the rest of the video it was really good.

  • @MACTEP-il1eu
    @MACTEP-il1eu 2 роки тому +9

    2:18 well he's not wrong I have some 2010 laptop

  • @thexfactor8928
    @thexfactor8928 2 роки тому +11

    Another great vid and another best line from Bill being "Ah! German scream!"

  • @Yeeter_Inbound
    @Yeeter_Inbound 2 роки тому +3

    As an Italian main i can say that Italy almost NEVER plays on the side that is winning.

  • @timewralen7249
    @timewralen7249 2 роки тому +6

    I love the little reverse joke thrown in at the end with the Churchill lmao

  • @scpguy1381
    @scpguy1381 2 роки тому +9

    2:36 the US produced as many Sherman’s as the Soviets did T-34’s ( but didn’t lose 40,000 Sherman’s)

    • @peterdenov4898
      @peterdenov4898 Рік тому

      40,000 damn bro, by your logic every single Russian civilian had T-34 for self defense.

    • @scpguy1381
      @scpguy1381 Рік тому +2

      @@peterdenov4898 wtf do you mean, there where 300m Soviets, that’s not even close, and not to mention they where very low quality and made from second hand materials

    • @peterdenov4898
      @peterdenov4898 Рік тому

      @@scpguy1381 Do even know how much 300 milion are my guy?

    • @scpguy1381
      @scpguy1381 Рік тому

      @@peterdenov4898 well closer to 250 but yes

  • @qwerty-ki1yp
    @qwerty-ki1yp 2 роки тому +21

    3:55 as an norwegian im dying of laughter

    • @Captain_Coleslaw
      @Captain_Coleslaw 2 роки тому +5

      I love that my Danish attempt at a swedish accent came out as norweigian??!

    • @qwerty-ki1yp
      @qwerty-ki1yp 2 роки тому +3

      @@Captain_Coleslaw its sounds more norwegian in the hva fa*** part

    • @qwerty-ki1yp
      @qwerty-ki1yp 2 роки тому +2

      i was a really funny scene

    • @JostVanWair
      @JostVanWair 2 роки тому +2

      @@Captain_Coleslaw You were the actor?

    • @TheEastNorthern
      @TheEastNorthern Рік тому +1

      @@qwerty-ki1yp xd

  • @austinmcintosh2101
    @austinmcintosh2101 2 роки тому +8

    4:14 Is that Rimmy's voice I heard?

  • @bornaorange
    @bornaorange 2 роки тому +24

    The true bias is the grind and repair costs 😭

  • @_Davepocalypse
    @_Davepocalypse 11 місяців тому +1

    This is ao true! There is no bias, just different nations having advantages at different BRs

  • @ricktherobot7014
    @ricktherobot7014 2 роки тому +7

    Love the effort put into these videos

  • @atunit81
    @atunit81 2 роки тому +6

    I LOVE the german voice, I love it. Thumbs up.

  • @MsRockie
    @MsRockie 2 роки тому +8

    Most peaceful discussion in war thunder community

  • @AusartheDead
    @AusartheDead 2 роки тому +4

    The fact that you got Rimmy to voice the Aussies is fantastic

  • @olred6960
    @olred6960 2 роки тому +9

    I was expecting Sweden to just come in and casually wreck everyone with their SABOT rounds and HEATFS

    • @talltale9760
      @talltale9760 2 роки тому

      And then die to a machinegun lol

    • @TGoody2217
      @TGoody2217 2 роки тому

      And then die to a 7.62 machine gun because they are made of plastic wrap

    • @davidty2006
      @davidty2006 2 роки тому

      And their gun depression.

  • @friedpotato184
    @friedpotato184 11 місяців тому +1

    The fact all of them suddenly united just to fight premium bias is just perfection

  • @Level_3_Workbenc
    @Level_3_Workbenc 2 роки тому +4

    Glad your back to the War Thunder!

  • @ericahlers9157
    @ericahlers9157 Рік тому +2

    The balls of this man for making a video about war thunder and making a sponsor about warpath

  • @test-vc5ro
    @test-vc5ro 2 роки тому +4

    It's an amazing feeling of having a shitty day and realizing squire uploaded Making it a good day

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 2 роки тому +1

      Hope the improvement streak continues!

    • @test-vc5ro
      @test-vc5ro 2 роки тому

      @@eldorados_lost_searcher Thanks mate

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому

      @@test-vc5ro Likewise! Hope things are looking up mate :)

  • @pRahvi0
    @pRahvi0 Рік тому

    I lost it when the Swedish arrived with ABBA on the background. As someone who's studied Swedish and watched Swedish media, the voice acting was spot on.

  • @coucoul38
    @coucoul38 2 роки тому +5

    The Stug could have easily one shot the T34 from the side

  • @ltrode_was_a_nut
    @ltrode_was_a_nut 2 роки тому +3

    "What about israeli bias?"
    "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME?!"

  • @PhxGKINGMIKE
    @PhxGKINGMIKE Рік тому +3

    “German scream” 😂😂

  • @szonator
    @szonator Рік тому +1

    1. This video is beatiful
    2. Finally someone who ACTUALLY understands how war thunder bias works and doesn't just spam around russian bias russian bias

  • @shaggygabe728
    @shaggygabe728 2 роки тому +12

    3:09 Il-2 1946 Japan theme? 😳

    • @luib7701
      @luib7701 10 місяців тому

      Indeed!

  • @noprofile2222
    @noprofile2222 Рік тому +1

    i love that "seems like a skill issue to me"

  • @ED-988
    @ED-988 2 роки тому +4

    Damn that was a good script.
    Congrats, lads.

  • @skyfox585
    @skyfox585 2 роки тому +3

    as a t72 player i can confirm there is NO russian bias... explosively so.

  • @javid29
    @javid29 2 роки тому +7

    Incredibly accurate. Love it. Even the fuckin' aussies

  • @cinnamon_enjoyer4302
    @cinnamon_enjoyer4302 6 місяців тому

    Oh god I love he little touch at the end with the Churchill trying to reverse but being too slow