If the Tiger in Fury wasn't Sh*t

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  • @orcabeast8006
    @orcabeast8006 2 роки тому +7802

    “Jolly good work chaps, that’s 7 enemy tanks destroyed”
    Absolute gold, most accurate depiction of the RAF I’ve ever seen

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein 2 роки тому +432

      It’s an accurate depiction of the use of dumb fire rockets during the war. You can read a lot of reported kills of tanks and armoured vehicles by all nations who used that and explosive cannons on aircraft. The main problem was that they would create so much smoke and dust that there was no way to visually confirm the kill, so they just counted it. So the paper says they performed very well, when in reality they were not that good. Reminds of that one story of a German tank that shot down a soviet attack aircraft with their main cannon, all because the attack aircraft could not pen the tank and so was more of a nuisance than a threat. The validity of the account is kinda hard to determine so we take the story with a brick of salt

    • @orcabeast8006
      @orcabeast8006 2 роки тому +50

      @@KleinesStein ya I have read a lot about it, that’s what I was referring to, thought about saying air forces in WWII but that sounded really choppy so I just went with the RAF

    • @KleinesStein
      @KleinesStein 2 роки тому +24

      @@orcabeast8006 fair enough, the RAF is easier to name and can ring bells for people who do not know much about WW2.

    • @quietlistener7054
      @quietlistener7054 2 роки тому +74

      Lazerpig claiming more kills after getting excited and shooting off... I'm not surprised.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 2 роки тому +1

      @@KleinesStein and they did a shittonne of ground attack

  • @roplayzblox9983
    @roplayzblox9983 2 роки тому +726

    "Whoosh! Whoosh! Ba ba ba! I'm a fighter pilot!" had me rolling down the stairs 😂

    • @Knightedskull
      @Knightedskull Рік тому +8

      All that was missing from that scene was the sound of pouring scotch/whiskey in a glass.

    • @Slavtaker
      @Slavtaker 7 місяців тому +7

      Is that lazerpig

    • @ChristianTilmans-eo1tz
      @ChristianTilmans-eo1tz 6 місяців тому +3

      It is i think

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 2 місяці тому

      I’m level 56 in Guns Up Mobile and Squire’s troops shouldn’t have made it that far with the enemy’s mortar still up!

  • @scrimshaw7470
    @scrimshaw7470 2 роки тому +3968

    Otto the Loader deserves an Oscar and an Iron Cross for his role in this film.

    • @GR46404
      @GR46404 2 роки тому +135

      OMG, I just got - Otto-loader. Sure, they stole it from "Airplane", but it's still funny.

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 роки тому +18

      a knight's cross with oakleaves, swords and diamonds you mean.

    • @hummingbird9149
      @hummingbird9149 2 роки тому +11

      Nah, firing squad for the slow reloading, all 4 Shermans shouldve been knocked out before a single return shot. IF we're being pedantic that is ;P

    • @mrnobody4237
      @mrnobody4237 2 роки тому +1

      @@michelguevara151 and an Eagle here and there?

    • @skipdreadman8765
      @skipdreadman8765 2 роки тому +2

      You can tell these guys don't know who he is.

  • @daveybyrden3936
    @daveybyrden3936 2 роки тому +79

    Nerdy facts that somebody may like;
    At 0:40 the metallic switch on the left is for graticule illumination in the main telescope (on the right). It rotates fully, on-off-on-off. At the moment it's "off". I doubt that the Tank Museum have the relevant lamp installed.
    To the left of the metallic switch you can just about see a rectangular switch. This one determines whether the main gun's firing circuit is powered by the main batteries, or the backup battery on that same circuit board.
    The grey box below the metallic switch is a socket box. The gunner (Olly) is supposed to plug his headphones and microphones into it.
    The item behind Olly's head is a window. The number "8" on it is part of the checklist for sealing the turret for full submersion of the vehicle. The window is sealed by tightening up two little wheels, one of which is visible.
    There is a metal frame surrounding the entire front wall of the turret. A rubber strip is embedded it it. It is obviously item 2 on the submersion checklist, and you're supposed to clamp it to the front wall, closing off the gap there.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 2 роки тому +3660

    squire literally has a better production value than hollywood now lol

    • @yankee1376
      @yankee1376 2 роки тому +38

      At least better than the typical Disney Plus series.

    • @GenericUserName443
      @GenericUserName443 2 роки тому +14

      @@yankee1376 And amazon..
      I really hope Amazon stays out of Cavills business and let´s him have free reigns..

    • @edwardscott3262
      @edwardscott3262 2 роки тому +11

      @@yankee1376 At the very least more believable plots, story lines, and characters.

    • @Opinare
      @Opinare 2 роки тому +4

      you forgot valve

    • @angryginger791
      @angryginger791 2 роки тому +6

      I'd say they are tied on visual effects, but definitely much better writing than Hollywood. You can tell this one wasn't written by an 8 year old with an obsessive political agenda.

  • @themindalorian3150
    @themindalorian3150 2 роки тому +1845

    “I didn’t leave my sleepy hometown of Dresden to sit here and do nothing! I want to see explosions!”
    “Oh well, you needn’t have left”
    Cracked me right up😂😂

    • @emoment1088
      @emoment1088 2 роки тому +103

      Same with the
      "You see Cologne over there?"
      "No"
      "Exactly"

    • @scottf5791
      @scottf5791 2 роки тому +5

      Yeah that had my laughing out loud 😂😂😂

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 2 роки тому

      Yeah.
      allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mummified-woman.jpg
      allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dresden-bombing-victims.jpeg
      allthatsinteresting.com/thumb/1200.633.allthatsinteresting.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/dresden-bombing-victim-bodies.jpg
      Ain't that a hoot

    • @emoment1088
      @emoment1088 2 роки тому +18

      @@Myuutsuu85 Yes, we're well aware of the horrors of war. Doesn't mean a bit of dark humor can't exist in the world. I would feel remiss if I didn't add that this probably isn't the best place for that, although I always appreciate a reminder to keep us from going too far, which quoting a joke from the video, generally isn't.

    • @khaelamensha3624
      @khaelamensha3624 2 роки тому +6

      Funny as long as your grand grand pa can be stored in a small bucket. This is why I always laughed about the crime of war, only the loosing side is subject to it...

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +469

    Thanks for this video go to our good friends at the Tank Museum at Bovington, and to our brave Typhoon Pilot Lazerpig! Check them out below, and have a bloody lovely week.
    The Tank Museum: ua-cam.com/channels/hl-XKVVBAzoEVsnbOfpcqw.html
    Lazerpig: www.youtube.com/@LazerPig

    • @limey_
      @limey_ 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, those lads are Bovington are amazing, been there multiple times, but you guys are so lucky to be given access to the last surviving tiger even still! Great vid as always!

    • @MrHobo175
      @MrHobo175 2 роки тому +17

      Honestly couldn’t have picked a better person to voice the typhoon pilot

    • @rider4440
      @rider4440 2 роки тому +17

      I inew it was lazerpig xD, and at first i didnt realize it was actually tiger 131 you were in

    • @NikiKiji
      @NikiKiji 2 роки тому +8

      @laserpig is an esteemed choice for an RAF pilot! Huzzah for the cultured pork.

    • @middleman9596
      @middleman9596 2 роки тому

      When I was in england I really wanted to visit the museum but unfortunately I couldn't go but sadly it wasn't close to our planned route. I'm happy to see them be used in these videos so I can see what I unfortunately had to miss

  • @enalb5085
    @enalb5085 2 роки тому +67

    "ONE tiger tank! Alone! With no support? Doesn't seem very realistic!"
    lmfao

    • @davidbell1619
      @davidbell1619 2 місяці тому

      Staged to link up up with SS battalion.

  • @StickTheGlue
    @StickTheGlue 2 роки тому +1948

    The MG34 was indeed a wonder weapon being chambered for the full-power 7.92×57mm Mauser rifle cartridge, and was arguably the most advanced machine gun in the world at the time of its deployment.[10] Developed to provide portable light and medium machine gun infantry cover, anti-aircraft coverage, and even sniping ability. Its combination of exceptional mobility - being light enough to be carried by one man - and high rate of fire (of up to 900 rounds per minute) was unmatched ... oh, it's out of ammo! 😥

    • @AceDan-gc9po
      @AceDan-gc9po 2 роки тому

      Trust the Germans to design something they don’t have the logistics to use

    • @Иван-ч8н1о
      @Иван-ч8н1о 2 роки тому +23

      I don't think it had 900 RPM

    • @billy5179
      @billy5179 2 роки тому +191

      he says MG42. the Mg 34, as you wrote, existed in different versions. the one most used in WW2 had a rate of fire of 1200 rounds per minute. don't use Warthunder as a reference point.

    • @joebloggs7514
      @joebloggs7514 2 роки тому +50

      A weapon whose variant is still in use now, and that actually has to be fired in bursts due to its high fire rate as it overheats rapidly.

    • @murphy7801
      @murphy7801 2 роки тому +14

      I mean depends on the bolt but can be up to 1500 rpm depending on model etc.

  • @NolanM.
    @NolanM. Рік тому +203

    3:04 Whoever's doing this voice is a LEGEND!

    • @DrForrester87
      @DrForrester87 11 місяців тому +19

      Every time he shows up in a Squire vid, I feel a swelling of patriotism in my chest.

    • @FreeloadinAhh
      @FreeloadinAhh 7 місяців тому +7

      @@DrForrester87”hell yea brother 👨🏼”

    • @Jaleb3GOcomments
      @Jaleb3GOcomments 4 місяці тому +4

      Yea the accent got me rolling 🤣

  • @opkeda
    @opkeda 2 роки тому +935

    The fury well never runs dry does it. In 2114, 100 years from its release, squires descendants will be making “If fury was a Burmese film”

    • @Ocker3
      @Ocker3 2 роки тому +22

      I only care about them doing the Australian version!

    • @alanmacpherson3225
      @alanmacpherson3225 2 роки тому +14

      In these politically correct times shouldn't that be a Myanmarese film?

    • @dudududu1926
      @dudududu1926 2 роки тому +35

      @@alanmacpherson3225 Not if by 2114 British reconquered them again.

    • @alanmacpherson3225
      @alanmacpherson3225 2 роки тому +5

      @@dudududu1926 How very true.

    • @gazz3867
      @gazz3867 2 роки тому +9

      If Fury was a kpop drama...

  • @johnowen9349
    @johnowen9349 2 роки тому +36

    "For all the evil shit they've done... their uniforms are really on point."
    I died laughing.

  • @Masada1911
    @Masada1911 2 роки тому +2704

    Bloody Hell Squire, did they let you inside Tiger 131?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  2 роки тому +1784

      Yes. Only stole a few bits from inside.

    • @Masada1911
      @Masada1911 2 роки тому +321

      @@SquireComedy raffle them off amongst the patrons old chap.

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV 2 роки тому +476

      @@SquireComedy : Good God. That makes you 1 of 3 Films to actually use a working Tiger tank.

    • @bruh83483
      @bruh83483 2 роки тому +35

      @@inisipisTV ehm, what about the tank museums video?

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 2 роки тому +42

      @@inisipisTV 1 of 3? Wich is the third one? I know this and fury

  • @compwiz101
    @compwiz101 2 роки тому +374

    I get how Fury was trying to get a vibe of tank warfare rather than factual depiction, but let's be honest; at the ranges in the film, even the 75mm AP round would've been giving the Tiger a "significant emotional event" at the ranges they were parked at in the film. The 76mm was well within "ruin your day" range consequently.
    But then again, the most realistic depiction would be the crew seeing a Tiger, getting a bit panicked, shooting it, blowing it to kingdom come and then realizing it was actually a Panzer IV.

    • @artificialintelligence8328
      @artificialintelligence8328 Рік тому +24

      Or even a Stug

    • @somerando1067
      @somerando1067 Рік тому +27

      I honestly got so mad watching that scene, its just more tiger 1 propaganda

    • @JustSir430
      @JustSir430 Рік тому +15

      @@artificialintelligence8328 Or a Mk IV which, in the American sector, would have been far more likely than a Tiger

    • @Gungho1a
      @Gungho1a Рік тому +12

      Actually, the 76mm M1 wouldn't have done much at all on a frontal hit at 800 yards. It was only a slightly improved 75mm round with a bit more propellant. Not in the class of the soviet 85mm or brit 17lbr (which had near twice as much propellant as the 76mm M1 cartridge).

    • @somerando1067
      @somerando1067 Рік тому +10

      @@Gungho1a it's not just about propellant tho, the M1 was far longer and had much better velocity than the M3 due to the longer barrel

  • @blue2sco
    @blue2sco 2 роки тому +425

    The Tank Museum not only let you use their tanks.....they let you back into the Museum after your top 5 tanks!!

  • @The_dude_channel
    @The_dude_channel 2 роки тому +16

    “I left my sleepy old town of Dresden to see explosions!” 😂 ouch

  • @jnicholaswildcat
    @jnicholaswildcat 2 роки тому +524

    “I was sure he was gonna charge, well here’s your money”
    “Clear” turns into spaghetti sauce
    “Klaus take us forward” evaporated by firefly
    “See I told you we could punch through the front plate at 800 yards” best parts right there

    • @serial_designation_victoria
      @serial_designation_victoria 2 роки тому +1

      Who is Atkinson

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 2 роки тому +19

      Personally, I loved Squadron Leader Lazerpig

    • @klausbrinck2137
      @klausbrinck2137 Рік тому +10

      @@serial_designation_victoria Rowan Atkinson played an officer in the trenches of WW1 in the comedic series "blackadder"... Maybe it´s an Hommage to him...

    • @seanhubbard6033
      @seanhubbard6033 Рік тому +1

      is that last bit realistic or nah?

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar Рік тому

      Chad Firefly moment. Can't beat the 17 pdr can't ya chaps

  • @SukacitaYeremia
    @SukacitaYeremia 2 роки тому +42

    This is probably one of your best skits to date imo. Love the naive but well spirited grunt that knows his stuff only from the military academy. Jolly well done Squire!
    also, I squealed like a pig when I recognized who's the blighter riding those.... hawker typhoons?
    Ah, now I understand why it's so charming... It's like Blackadder and Boldrick

  • @dclark142002
    @dclark142002 2 роки тому +368

    It was AWESOME seeing the interiors of the tanks as part of your set!
    Great work!

  • @calinhartzos9440
    @calinhartzos9440 2 роки тому +90

    Seeing Lazerpig in these videos always puts a smile on my face. Keep up the great work!

  • @Davros-vi4qg
    @Davros-vi4qg 2 роки тому +1197

    That’s an excellent cardboard model you’ve put together there! Bravo 😀

    • @upgraded7527
      @upgraded7527 2 роки тому +73

      "Uhh acshually, he was in a real tiger 1, Not cardboard
      -🤓

    • @bruh83483
      @bruh83483 2 роки тому +17

      Real tiger btw 🤓

    • @Davros-vi4qg
      @Davros-vi4qg 2 роки тому +37

      Really folks, sardonic commentary on past production values vs present refinement of said production values just passed u folks by. Having visited the Tank Museum many times I was well aware it was a real tank. 🙄😂😂😂

    • @kellyhall6113
      @kellyhall6113 2 роки тому +26

      @@Davros-vi4qg nah it's cardboard

    • @PsYChOtlC_ShArK
      @PsYChOtlC_ShArK 2 роки тому +1

      @@kellyhall6113 it's not cardboard

  • @wboquist
    @wboquist Рік тому +12

    At 8:44, "It's just like 1940, isn't?" killed me.

  • @kriaten9723
    @kriaten9723 2 роки тому +338

    That Dresden joke sure was fire like the buildings in that city during the war.

    • @dudududu1926
      @dudududu1926 2 роки тому

      Bomber Harris would be proud of him.

    • @APFS-DS
      @APFS-DS 2 роки тому +3

      DO IT AGAIN

    • @sadness3337
      @sadness3337 2 роки тому +9

      The moment he said Dresden and explosions, I knew a joke coming

    • @TheNapalmFTW
      @TheNapalmFTW 2 роки тому +2

      Annnnnd you ruined it

    • @sebking7902
      @sebking7902 2 роки тому

      yep, that's the joke

  • @birdwithagun124
    @birdwithagun124 2 роки тому +36

    9:18 "Woosh woosh bararara hahahaha i am a fighter pilot💂‍♂️" best part😂

    • @telarr9164
      @telarr9164 10 місяців тому +4

      Back to Blighty for tea and medals!

    • @glamenz
      @glamenz 10 днів тому

      is this the voice of laserpig?

    • @birdwithagun124
      @birdwithagun124 10 днів тому

      @@glamenz what

    • @glamenz
      @glamenz 10 днів тому

      @@birdwithagun124 "LaserPig" is a british military youtuber that made a video about the topic of british airsupport in WW2. The voice of the Pilot sounds like him, maybe a colab?

  • @thcdreams654
    @thcdreams654 2 роки тому +373

    Top quality content as usual. Good work guys. Comedy gold. Thanks.

  • @DandSCreations
    @DandSCreations Рік тому +4

    Lmao "I didn't leave Dresden for nothing, I want to see explosions!". "Well then, you shouldn't have left" 🤣

  • @inisipisTV
    @inisipisTV 2 роки тому +330

    Only Squire can do a film using a real Tiger tank in UA-cam.

  • @HO-bndk
    @HO-bndk Рік тому +3

    The trajectory of the 8,8cm gun was flat out to 800m, so they'd just use the battlesight without having to pace it out.

  • @thesenate9564
    @thesenate9564 2 роки тому +207

    Totally unrealistic! The front Sherman didn't bounce several high-velocity 88mm shots! It even had some logs for extra armor!

    • @RemcoCoenen-vt6ht
      @RemcoCoenen-vt6ht 5 місяців тому

      You know that logs won't help against a tiger round right? Only if you hit them from an angle they keep the armor clean...

    • @thesenate9564
      @thesenate9564 5 місяців тому +10

      @@RemcoCoenen-vt6ht I was referencing fury when the tiger shoots at fury but the round bounces off cause of some logs strapped to the side of the tank

    • @GearheadF1_
      @GearheadF1_ 7 годин тому

      ​@RemcoCoenen-vt6ht woooosh....

  • @ternarycode
    @ternarycode 2 роки тому +5

    "I suppose the Kriegsmarine's battleships will provide some coastal bombardment any second, so-"
    "The what?"

  • @James-bw4np
    @James-bw4np 2 роки тому +92

    Dang! Your tank crew is growing! And gut wounds do take the longest to expire from!

  • @fannymcflanagan2732
    @fannymcflanagan2732 2 роки тому +59

    As an American, I really appreciate the voice actor y’all used for the Sherman tank 😂

  • @TheDeputy173
    @TheDeputy173 2 роки тому +66

    This was amazing, well done squire. You never let me down

  • @alexsawchuk5371
    @alexsawchuk5371 2 роки тому +21

    9:38 Died laughing at this bit 🤣

  • @oliverbarnes1163
    @oliverbarnes1163 2 роки тому +147

    Such a good creator, love the accurate uniforms

    • @kirgan1000
      @kirgan1000 2 роки тому +1

      Did not know the black panzer uniforms did have pink trim... lol

    • @liamwartz
      @liamwartz 2 роки тому +15

      @@kirgan1000 Yes, the SS panzer divisions did have black uniforms with a pink trim!(Pink was considered a strong color back then)

    • @imadeanaccounttocomment7800
      @imadeanaccounttocomment7800 2 роки тому +4

      @@liamwartzSS panzer divisions did not have a waffenfarbe which makes these tankers heer tankers. Every arm needed a distinct colour so I don’t think pink was chosen because it was “strong” but just because it was another colour they can use.

    • @ginohendriks8433
      @ginohendriks8433 2 роки тому +5

      @@imadeanaccounttocomment7800 These are Heer panzer crewman , look at the Wehrmacht Panzer skulls on the collars and the m43 caps with Heer insignia. Pink was just the colour for panzer troops, not chosen because it was a 'strong' one

    • @shikikankillzone4239
      @shikikankillzone4239 2 роки тому

      @@kirgan1000 Can't believe the SS created BLACKPINK, smh

  • @Szalami
    @Szalami 2 роки тому +6

    I just love the IntrepidVA as the American. He never ever gets old. And your Fury skits never ever get old either. Great vid as always. Stayed for the ad too because your ad skits are also amazing. You know what else is amazing? You filming interior shots in Tiger 131 proper.

    • @joefish6091
      @joefish6091 2 місяці тому

      Bovington has some tanks sliced in two,

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz 2 роки тому +235

    One thing that would make it more realistic is they almost certainly would not have faced tiger tanks, due to the fact there were about 3 confirmed engagements in the entire American sector in France.

    • @Blazcowitz1943
      @Blazcowitz1943 2 роки тому +44

      But the movie is set in early 1945 in Germany, not France.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 2 роки тому +35

      3 confirmed engagements of American tanks meeting Tigers on the Western Front. I saw The Chieftain talking about it and he mentioned all three as tank v tank battles.
      In other words, Infantry could have met more Tigers, so your initial statement remains standing
      Also @Nicholas: it was the Western Front, so Germany as well

    • @josephahner3031
      @josephahner3031 2 роки тому +6

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 probably did but running into any kind of enemy tank(s) will be an interesting day for crunchies to put it mildly so it really didn't matter much to them which kind it was.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 2 роки тому +1

      @@josephahner3031 At Mortain they held out pretty well, you should look up that battle

    • @thanniss
      @thanniss 2 роки тому +2

      Odd how the Germans referred to the Sherman as a match box

  • @anticlaassic
    @anticlaassic 2 роки тому +67

    They brought Lazerpig into the mix! How lovely

    • @jankorosec7
      @jankorosec7 2 роки тому +16

      Im not sure its him this time
      He doesnt sound drunk enough

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd 2 роки тому

      You sure? Didn't sound like anyone was taking a massive shit while they were talking

    • @toasttoast9955
      @toasttoast9955 2 роки тому +15

      @@jankorosec7Are you sure about that? Fairly sure that lazerpig would carry a hip flask everywhere full of whiskey. I mean, cmon. Theres no way he dosen't

    • @jankorosec7
      @jankorosec7 2 роки тому

      @@toasttoast9955 thats my point
      he doesnt sound that way in the video. he sounds too british

    • @dudududu1926
      @dudududu1926 2 роки тому +17

      He found him sleeping inside the museum's Crusader.

  • @thomasthedestroyerofplanet6018
    @thomasthedestroyerofplanet6018 2 роки тому +4

    I’m so glad squire didn’t miss a single thing like how in the movie they killed the middle tank first

  • @cheeseninja1115
    @cheeseninja1115 2 роки тому +21

    have you appreciate those pilots with their amazing aim and spot on kill count of enemy casualties. Its so easy to see all their burnt bits from hundreds of meters in the air through all that rocket smoke!

  • @legionarybooks13
    @legionarybooks13 2 роки тому +28

    As a retired Abrams Tanker, I love everything about this! Your video on "If Fury was a British Film" is what made me a fan in the first place. 😊Oh, and I love the Bovington Tank Museum. Went there a year before Fury was filmed, got some pics with Tiger 131, not knowing that it was going to be in a movie.

  • @JetS_Gamer
    @JetS_Gamer 2 роки тому +23

    Nice seeing Bovington allowing you to make such a great video using their tanks

  • @Oldbugger64
    @Oldbugger64 11 днів тому

    The Tank museum is definitely the best museum in Britain, probably anywhere, great work chaps!

  • @condormahjedas6639
    @condormahjedas6639 2 роки тому +38

    'I didn't leave mt sleepy hometown of Dresden to sit here and do nothing, I want to see explosions!'
    'You needn't have left'
    Got me cracking up

  • @Steviemightdoit-cg1su
    @Steviemightdoit-cg1su Рік тому +2

    Far better than Hollywood.

  • @eflam3374
    @eflam3374 2 роки тому +72

    babe wake up, squire uploaded

    • @eflam3374
      @eflam3374 2 роки тому +2

      @@Slenderkllz you cant be serious bro…

    • @Wikarian99PL
      @Wikarian99PL 2 роки тому +2

      @@Slenderkllz bot

    • @sadness3337
      @sadness3337 2 роки тому

      @@Wikarian99PL you can't be serious bro...

    • @Jsierra1928
      @Jsierra1928 Рік тому

      @@sadness3337 r/holup

    • @sadness3337
      @sadness3337 Рік тому

      @@Jsierra1928 no! change your comment to: bot

  • @joeylogano5097
    @joeylogano5097 2 роки тому +18

    3:40 this part had me dead 😂

    • @foxtrot570
      @foxtrot570 5 місяців тому

      WTF did the loader even yappin 😂

  • @ashkii508
    @ashkii508 2 роки тому +29

    Well this was bloody amazing. Keep up the great work

  • @WannabeCanadianDev
    @WannabeCanadianDev 2 роки тому +2

    In actuality the Tiger's armor could be penned from the front by the Sherman's guns at the distances involved, there was basically no reason for the Shermans to charge the Tiger like that.

    • @squireGiveaway
      @squireGiveaway 2 роки тому

      ⬆️⬆️⬆️ Thanks,means alot.
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  • @ethanmoua49
    @ethanmoua49 2 роки тому +573

    the movie wouldve been much better if it was like this

    • @sapphireshells9826
      @sapphireshells9826 2 роки тому +33

      yeah saved by the British firefly n 17-pounder LMAO

    • @KSmithwick1989
      @KSmithwick1989 2 роки тому +25

      Honestly, it would have better as a comedy. Rather than a propaganda piece, by the director of Suicide Squad.

    • @compwiz101
      @compwiz101 2 роки тому +9

      @@sapphireshells9826 I mean, the 76mm M1 american gun could manage 109mm of armor flat on out to 1000m . HVAP could nail 178mm out to the same range.
      While Fury was going for the drama of the scene (which is fine, it's a movie after all), the Easy 8 could have just swiveled on the Tiger and started firing at it head-on at the range depicted.

    • @altechelghanforever9906
      @altechelghanforever9906 2 роки тому +9

      @@KSmithwick1989 I swear everything is propaganda to y'all. It was an ok ww2 movie that all the Wehraboos lost their shit over, that's it. No need to beat the dead horse.

    • @altechelghanforever9906
      @altechelghanforever9906 2 роки тому +3

      @@sapphireshells9826 *American Tank Destroyers with turrets, American Navy, and American Army Air Force:* Are we a joke to you?

  • @rizz0995
    @rizz0995 2 роки тому +9

    7:52 - They used MG 34's in tanks. The reason is the barrel. The MG-34's barrel could be pulled out from the back. The MG-42 had a sideways barrel quick release system.
    if they used them in tanks....oh lord lol

    • @martinrolecek8837
      @martinrolecek8837 2 місяці тому

      42s barrels were also extremely prone to overheat due to their firerate . Mg42 wehrmacht gunners had to carry spare barrels with them.

  • @thomasgodridge5945
    @thomasgodridge5945 2 роки тому +13

    Brilliant stuff. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks, Squire!
    Some say he remains stuck in that tank to this day...

  • @daveybyrden3936
    @daveybyrden3936 2 роки тому +2

    Nerdy facts that somebody may like;
    At 0:27 the commander is sitting in his chair of course.
    The five windows of the cupola surround him. The window frames are hinged so that the glass block can be swapped out if shattered.
    At extreme left of the image there is a foldaway arm with a little locking wheel at the bottom. This can be folded out to hold the classic German "scissors scope".
    The black shaft to our right drives an indicator ring that runs all around the cupola. The ring remains facing forward even while the turret rotates. Clock numbers are painted on it, so the commander can read and call out directions that the driver will understand.
    The cupola was removable and you can see some of the ten bolts that hold it. After some unfortunate incidents this was increased to fifteen bolts.
    The holder numbered "9" is supposed to hold the sealing plug for the gun port in the wall, which is somewhere under it. I believe this tank's plug is lost; I've never seen it since the as-captured photos.

  • @Khobotov
    @Khobotov 2 роки тому +21

    Now, just throw a gritty blue-ish shade over everything and you're going to get an oscar.

  • @tomcat9727
    @tomcat9727 2 роки тому +10

    Hey mr Squire, I still remember the old Players highlights videos, your commentary was hillarious back than (and it still is). I see you made really good progress over the years, the peak I think was when you and your friend actually showed on screen with all those numerous characters. Your came from a youtuber to become an actual content creator, congratulations and greetings from Czechia :)

  • @patrickthomas8621
    @patrickthomas8621 2 роки тому +6

    "That's seven tanks destroyed! Back to base!" I woke up my upstairs neighbor laughing at that.

  • @stuartgbh
    @stuartgbh 2 роки тому +1

    Incidentally, truly get video. Not only is it well produced, its also funny and as far as I can tell, accurate. Well done there!

  • @stop-the-greed
    @stop-the-greed 2 роки тому +17

    I just spat beer on my phone laughing , 'for all the shit they done , there uniforms look great ' gold as always , even if you hate the Bolton Paul defiant

  • @Swarm509
    @Swarm509 2 роки тому +5

    We really need a "Chieftain reacts to..." video reacting to this now! Well done with the Firefly at the end, love it.

  • @michaels1528
    @michaels1528 2 роки тому +12

    "God for all the shit they done, their uniforms are fucking great!!!" 🤣

  • @bellidrael7457
    @bellidrael7457 9 місяців тому +2

    "Actually, I don't know why we're here without support."
    Every German watching the movie.

  • @Abbeville_Kid
    @Abbeville_Kid 2 роки тому +38

    I remember thinking “WTF?” When the Tiger charged.

    • @KillerT-Bone
      @KillerT-Bone 2 роки тому +1

      I remember thinking it made sense because when you have smoke in your face it gives the enemies a chance to flee or flank you.

    • @Abbeville_Kid
      @Abbeville_Kid 2 роки тому +8

      @@KillerT-Bone smoke works both ways. I would have killed as many as I could from concealment, and then backed out and lived to fight another day.

    • @KillerT-Bone
      @KillerT-Bone 2 роки тому +3

      @@Abbeville_Kid and while you're sitting in the smoke, the Shermans flee, then give your position out to Allied aircraft, the next minute your tank is strafed by P-47s.

    • @Abbeville_Kid
      @Abbeville_Kid 2 роки тому +3

      @@KillerT-Bone bring it on.

    • @SuperDeadzombeh
      @SuperDeadzombeh 2 роки тому

      @@Abbeville_Kid so you would of just run because you can't see the enemy from inside smoke

  • @HMS-Studios-official
    @HMS-Studios-official 2 роки тому +7

    So the Tiger has an Otto-loader? 😂

  • @tcofield1967
    @tcofield1967 2 роки тому +30

    I can't imagine what you could do with a real Hollywood budget. I see something along the lines of Saving Private Ryan meets Black Adder.

    • @josephahner3031
      @josephahner3031 2 роки тому +4

      So more like Kelly's Heroes with slightly more drama and a few more British accents then?

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 2 роки тому +3

      @@josephahner3031 I would watch that. Then buy the DVD and watch it again!

    • @dunxy
      @dunxy 2 роки тому +4

      Yes, this should happen. What a cunning plan

  • @johannesphanoto4337
    @johannesphanoto4337 Рік тому +1

    At least in this version the local french farming community fence is safe

  • @Avatar_Hoodie
    @Avatar_Hoodie 2 роки тому +32

    If i had a nickel every time Squire uploaded a video while I was at universal studios, I would have 2 nickel. Its not much, but its weird it happened twice

  • @MothaLuva
    @MothaLuva Рік тому +18

    0:15 …Brad Pitt would have survived for 3 minutes and 42 seconds into the movie.

  • @papaaaaaaa2625
    @papaaaaaaa2625 2 роки тому +6

    "Wuush...wuush...badadadadada" 🤣

  • @shelbylover1359
    @shelbylover1359 2 роки тому +5

    If Wardaddy was a good tank commander
    Edit: That 76 M4A1 had the chance to shoot again, not to mention he was already at range to kill the tiger

  • @GR46404
    @GR46404 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you, Squire. I always look forward to seeing your work.

  • @theknightofdoom260
    @theknightofdoom260 2 роки тому +1

    "Sleepy old town of Dresden" lol.

  • @Badger21_
    @Badger21_ 2 роки тому +6

    1 tip with the beret, the cap badge is meant to be on the left side of the face (about above the left eye), its meant to be 1-2 fingers width above the eyebrows and not pulled down the back of your head - just sitting on top, and the right side is curved down.

  • @pacovalderrama4109
    @pacovalderrama4109 2 місяці тому

    Love this chapter . Thans Squire and team.

  • @evolyn403
    @evolyn403 2 роки тому +28

    Wow, you guys actually managed to get the set of Red Dead Redemption 2 for the Guns Up advert! Must have drove the production costs up by an absolute fortune.

  • @insomniacbritgaming1632
    @insomniacbritgaming1632 2 роки тому +1

    The Firefly at the end killed me 🤣😂🤣

  • @stefanradev7034
    @stefanradev7034 2 роки тому +4

    One of my fav documentary channels!

  • @personman8404
    @personman8404 Рік тому

    By God the sheer volume of references that don't even get a wink or a nod, they're just there, is awesome

  • @teaandmedals
    @teaandmedals 2 роки тому +81

    How the hell does Squire keep using the same movie scene and still make content that keeps getting better.
    Firefly Commander: "Penetrate that Tiger in the rear!"
    Tiger tank commander: "Oh you are awful, *slaps firefly commander* but I like you."

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 роки тому +2

      this is the comment I was looking for

    • @sadness3337
      @sadness3337 2 роки тому +1

      No different than HRP making parodies for 14 yrs

  • @dougla82airborne
    @dougla82airborne 2 роки тому

    Mans walked up to a cartoon tank and the tank talked back with an echo 🤣🤣🤣🤣. God I love their videos!!

  • @swedishviking8027
    @swedishviking8027 2 роки тому +2

    This channel has become a thing of beauty and I love it

    • @squireGiveaway
      @squireGiveaway 2 роки тому

      ⬆️⬆️⬆️ Thanks,means alot.
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  • @trathanstargazer6421
    @trathanstargazer6421 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you! I don't know how many times people forget how important tea is after a battle, shesh!

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 2 роки тому +1

      absolutely, the dunkirk 'evacuation' was only because some fool forgot the tea!

  • @limey_
    @limey_ 2 роки тому +4

    Another great vid, keep 'em coming!

  • @marcelthevirginian1656
    @marcelthevirginian1656 2 роки тому +2

    Someone's been watching "The Great Tank Destruction Myth" by Military Aviation History

  • @scottruch76
    @scottruch76 Рік тому +3

    *laughs in Sherman firefly*
    *Laughs in tiger engine issues
    *Laughs in tiger transmission issues
    *Laughs is tiger suspension issues

    • @jonny2954
      @jonny2954 11 місяців тому +1

      *Laughs in Americas modern MBT having a German main gun*
      They _are_ just better at this kind of stuff.

    • @rinzler3260
      @rinzler3260 5 місяців тому

      Dam I love the tiger

  • @ComfortsSpecter
    @ComfortsSpecter 2 роки тому +2

    The Tiger being alone isn’t very unrealistic
    Broken down unit structures and contextually sized patrolled
    It’s only uncommon to find one or two tank sized units
    Don’t know why people keep citing that

  • @Ciborium
    @Ciborium 2 роки тому +5

    Wow! That cardboard Tiger looks almost real!

  • @westerngothia59
    @westerngothia59 2 роки тому +1

    The jolly good Firefly wins the day

  • @TUTELREAL
    @TUTELREAL Рік тому +3

    In a realistic battle the tiger would have destroyed all the tanks

  • @effsixteenblock50
    @effsixteenblock50 Рік тому

    Glad you guys showed up in my feed!
    Hilarious!

  • @cianmac3934
    @cianmac3934 2 роки тому +3

    Damn the loader deserves an oscar

  • @ThorPalsson
    @ThorPalsson 2 роки тому +1

    This reminded me of the good old days of Red vs Blue

  • @civroger
    @civroger 2 роки тому +4

    - Ah, just like 1940 isn't it?
    - Uh? This is nothing like school.
    XD

  • @phalanx3803
    @phalanx3803 2 роки тому +1

    Firefly : Sniper extreme
    Firefly in WoT : Bounce bounce bounce bounce .ect

  • @LiezAllLiez
    @LiezAllLiez 2 роки тому +5

    This realistic version of Fury was so unrealistic, that it boggled my mind... had a laugh. Good job.

  • @brunozeigerts6379
    @brunozeigerts6379 Рік тому

    'I was first out of the Academy... before it was bombed!'
    Classic! This is funnier than a lot of comedies I've seen lately! (Yeah, Fired on Mars, I'm looking at you!)

  • @spittyboii
    @spittyboii 2 роки тому +6

    4:04 should've stayed in dresden then 😅

  • @GermanTopGameTV
    @GermanTopGameTV 2 роки тому +2

    "I didn't leave Dresden to sit around, I wanna see explosions!"
    "You needn't have left"
    Savage

  • @Flyingbeanman236
    @Flyingbeanman236 2 роки тому +4

    6:53 I agree about the german uniforms

  • @MattZaharias
    @MattZaharias 2 роки тому

    "I didn't leave my sleepy home town of Dresden to sit here and do nothing. I want to see explosions."
    Cursed dialog lol

  • @Condottiere1978
    @Condottiere1978 2 роки тому +5

    Beeing inside Tiger 131 wearing a dashing black Panzer Wrap, now you can´t go more authentic than that, besides that past 10 minutes were more realistic than whole Fury Movie thing. Good show Lads!

    • @daveybyrden3936
      @daveybyrden3936 2 роки тому +1

      >> "you can´t go more authentic than that"
      They could have put on headsets....

    • @Condottiere1978
      @Condottiere1978 2 роки тому +1

      @@daveybyrden3936 agree, but let's not split hairs