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  • @janaugustyniak6861
    @janaugustyniak6861 6 років тому +652

    "Bloody RNG"
    "RNG, Sir?"
    "Yes. Royal Naval Gunnery."

  • @Dan-pf1jf
    @Dan-pf1jf 5 років тому +967

    America: *has enough money to convert a coal freighter into an aircraft carrier, has no budget for a siren*
    lol

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 роки тому +26

      Dan well at least they can afford great vocals and intercom, right?

    • @elgenerico5453
      @elgenerico5453 4 роки тому +10

      The aren't loud enough?

    • @brandonseto4524
      @brandonseto4524 4 роки тому +6

      I think they purposely bought that siren

    • @firestorm165
      @firestorm165 4 роки тому +6

      Spend your money where it counts

    • @Dan-pf1jf
      @Dan-pf1jf 4 роки тому +5

      @@firestorm165 least they've got good intercoms. Unlike the British.

  • @DecepticonBruticus
    @DecepticonBruticus 6 років тому +1151

    That's an aircraft carrier! *Scuttles*
    PRICELESS!

    • @christophpoll784
      @christophpoll784 6 років тому +12

      Well it was the Spee that actually DID scuttle ;-)

    • @Diego-zz1df
      @Diego-zz1df 6 років тому +6

      Didn't those sink a british CV?

    • @Ganderco
      @Ganderco 6 років тому +2

      LOL!!!!!

    • @floydlooney6837
      @floydlooney6837 6 років тому +2

      spoilers!

    • @DewaKrishna_
      @DewaKrishna_ 6 років тому +5

      @Baron Von Grijffenbourg cvs (aircraft carriers) in wows are one of the greatest fears of battleship players

  • @charleslathrop9743
    @charleslathrop9743 5 років тому +1003

    "We could try leaving the doors to the magazine open..."
    This is a dark joke.

    • @centraltendency5343
      @centraltendency5343 5 років тому +100

      That was a reference to HMS Hood

    • @yible3278
      @yible3278 5 років тому +142

      "should shave off a few seconds"... or Battlecruisers

    • @MK-rr7cg
      @MK-rr7cg 5 років тому +89

      @@centraltendency5343 More Jutland as Dreadnought and Jutland are both WW1 era.

    • @wesleygay8918
      @wesleygay8918 5 років тому +49

      @@MK-rr7cg yes, very much a battle of Jutland joke, which had me dying of laughter.

    • @galistanfrizky
      @galistanfrizky 4 роки тому +27

      I think british ship has tendency to blow up spectacularly. I mean take a look at jutland, hood, cambletown...

  • @thomasscaife6867
    @thomasscaife6867 6 років тому +2633

    The American had way too much fun with his lines.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +483

      Yes. Yes he did.

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +377

      Yes I did ;)

    • @jmaaybraak
      @jmaaybraak 6 років тому +60

      We always do, u know. We're nothing more than loud, obnoxious, gun-toting, 'baccer spittin' bullies, we Americans....

    • @topbanana.2627
      @topbanana.2627 6 років тому +25

      @@IntrepidAnimations i thought the voice of the aircraft carrier was phlydaily?

    • @UzayOzel
      @UzayOzel 6 років тому +28

      Intoxicated the voice of the Aircraft is Phly

  • @DeDerpyDerp_
    @DeDerpyDerp_ 6 років тому +2316

    5:45
    "Do you know the way to pearl harbor?"
    "Weird, a Japanese carrier asked me the same thing a week ago-"
    " *WHAT WAS THAT?*"
    "Nothing!"

    • @poyrazkaripyan7544
      @poyrazkaripyan7544 6 років тому +86

      I love it when they make good jokes out of pearl harbor

    • @laurie8770
      @laurie8770 6 років тому +6

      De Derpy Derp (

    • @lgmmrm
      @lgmmrm 6 років тому +57

      "TORA TORA TOR- WAIT A MINUTE!"

    • @Nobody10115
      @Nobody10115 5 років тому +8

      Who did the plane leader voice?

    • @Nobody10115
      @Nobody10115 5 років тому +4

      It sounds familiar...

  • @bunkerevsgaming452
    @bunkerevsgaming452 6 років тому +3207

    *Oh cool War Thunder released Battlesh-*
    *Oh...*

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +845

      World of Warships is great.
      This comment was sponsored by World of Warships.

    • @HistoryGameV
      @HistoryGameV 6 років тому +122

      Squire The RNG thing was great.^^

    • @bunkerevsgaming452
      @bunkerevsgaming452 6 років тому +42

      It MUST be true if Squire says so

    • @HistoryGameV
      @HistoryGameV 6 років тому +34

      Bunkerevs Gaming Absolutely! I mean, he would never lies to us about the capabilities of anything British! Right? RIGHT?!!!

    • @bunkerevsgaming452
      @bunkerevsgaming452 6 років тому +21

      @@HistoryGameV Not at all! I believe his comments on the capabilities of British Military Force is greatly understated to spare the embarrassment of other nations.

  • @craigdorrian7391
    @craigdorrian7391 6 років тому +912

    “I can’t die like this! I have a premium account!”
    Last words from a brave German commander, Battle of the Random Icebergs 1943
    May he rest in peace

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 роки тому +25

      its 1941 just before pearl harbor. but still point made.

    • @npk765fan
      @npk765fan 4 роки тому +5

      Tyler McDaniel
      So this is 1941

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 роки тому +2

      The famous films fan Speer in the video yes

    • @Daniel-ps6fc
      @Daniel-ps6fc 3 роки тому +1

      @@npk765fan yes it is December 7th 1941. 😂

    • @L.P.1987
      @L.P.1987 2 роки тому

      "Random Icebergs" Hahaha

  • @flipper-b8588
    @flipper-b8588 6 років тому +1895

    I will never forget the sound of the American alarm for general quarters.

    • @crsd80mac37
      @crsd80mac37 5 років тому +14

      Oof oof!

    • @21owlgirl72
      @21owlgirl72 5 років тому +53

      TORA TORA TORA-wait a minute.....

    • @rezasandresa5916
      @rezasandresa5916 5 років тому +3

      And uss langley. IDKW but that makes it unique

    • @ship0197
      @ship0197 4 роки тому +2

      Owah Owah Owah

    • @benlaskowski357
      @benlaskowski357 4 роки тому +1

      I watched Tora Tora Tora when I was little: the Ward's general quarters alarm stays in your head.

  • @BAGELMENSK
    @BAGELMENSK 6 років тому +334

    "sir we've been hit below the waterline"
    *"AH, ANOTHER ICEBERG?"*
    sounded like he was about to jump out and stab it.

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 років тому +1732

    UA-cam be like Demontised for the tittle

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 6 років тому +1754

    Sink the Mememark

  • @Nidhoggrr
    @Nidhoggrr 6 років тому +642

    "torpedoes ready sir!"
    "what took you so long? You make them yourself?"
    That had me spitting coffee.

    • @reinhardofavercland7448
      @reinhardofavercland7448 6 років тому +14

      That one actually makes sense since German torpedoes reload faster than torpedoes of other nations (some low tier Japanese & Russian DDs are the exceptions).

    • @Nidhoggrr
      @Nidhoggrr 6 років тому +11

      First off I'm just repeating a line that was funny.
      Second what you say doesn't make any sense when the German character was complaining about how LONG it took to reload the Torp.

    • @radiationstudios5533
      @radiationstudios5533 4 роки тому

      Had me spitting tea. Even dropped my biscuit!

    • @erridkforname
      @erridkforname 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah and the ship is made out of paper. Thats what they feel like in wow

  • @articcenturion8387
    @articcenturion8387 6 років тому +519

    I can't die like this! I have a premium account! That really was relatable.

  • @JH-tc9lt
    @JH-tc9lt 6 років тому +1386

    "Oh crap, looks like it's a Doolittle scenario, boys!"
    " *Which way to Chinaaaaaaaaaaaa???* "
    Definitely made me audibly laugh, that doesn't happen much from the internet 😂

    • @andrewinbody4301
      @andrewinbody4301 6 років тому +16

      I always get an out loud laugh on this channel,

    • @nosiricparadise9600
      @nosiricparadise9600 6 років тому +1

      What do you mean with those bold letters

    • @nosiricparadise9600
      @nosiricparadise9600 6 років тому +1

      Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment
      It always makes no sense too me

    • @nosiricparadise9600
      @nosiricparadise9600 6 років тому +1

      Because when ever I see something bold or highlighted in somebody's comment
      It always makes no sense to me

    • @BaronVonMott
      @BaronVonMott 6 років тому +1

      Jurgen Hak Best moment of the video! 😂😂😂

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 6 років тому +593

    “Oh U-boats aren’t in the ga- I mean conflict”
    Wargaming: “Hold mein beer”

  • @IntrepidAnimations
    @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +573

    I am best aircraft carrier captain obviously

    • @FemtoSecn
      @FemtoSecn 6 років тому +7

      More like *nobody drives carriers better than me!*

    • @brandonkirk5357
      @brandonkirk5357 6 років тому +13

      WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN!!! I've never laughed so hard!

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 6 років тому +6

      Oustanding, even. Never saw Lagley going so fast. I bet you droped overboard all planes except that bomber squadron.

    • @MagnificentSpeed
      @MagnificentSpeed 6 років тому

      Soviet Womble?
      kappa.

    • @raydenkreps2014
      @raydenkreps2014 6 років тому +3

      TORA! TORA! TOR-wait a minute

  • @upsetdoggo5199
    @upsetdoggo5199 5 років тому +263

    4:45
    “Should I raise the single flags sir?”
    “Flags, this isn’t the French navy!”
    XD

    • @MK-rr7cg
      @MK-rr7cg 5 років тому +4

      Signal flags*

    • @richardstratford7126
      @richardstratford7126 4 роки тому +2

      But instead of using radio we Brits used the signal flags and... the other ships' crews didn't see them and didn't turn
      Ah, wonderful battle of Jutland :D

    • @lefrenchaudir188
      @lefrenchaudir188 3 роки тому

      @@richardstratford7126 HMS vincible

  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 6 років тому +448

    A tank commander in charge of a naval ship. God help the British.

    • @benbaselet2026
      @benbaselet2026 6 років тому +50

      No worries, he used to command a TOG.

    • @koffieslikkersenior
      @koffieslikkersenior 6 років тому +22

      land ship -> water ship. I don't see the problem here

    • @Alvaro89Rus
      @Alvaro89Rus 6 років тому +3

      Nah, Glorious had a former submarine commanding officer. Turned out just fine.

    • @jellyasuncion416
      @jellyasuncion416 6 років тому +3

      Well he did play as a Cruiser but didnt make such work

    • @sargesacker2599
      @sargesacker2599 6 років тому +4

      After all the navy made the first tanks, they're basically same thing. Got to love the British way.

  • @itsjustmenova
    @itsjustmenova 4 роки тому +64

    “First Salvo misses sir”
    “I suppose that’s what we get for still using cannonballs”

  • @urmo345
    @urmo345 6 років тому +339

    "leave magazine door open..." reference to battle of Jutland ? :P

    • @SchoppeROFL
      @SchoppeROFL 6 років тому +40

      More of Sinking the Hood

    • @poyrazkaripyan7544
      @poyrazkaripyan7544 6 років тому +4

      Tsushima?

    • @veryorignalname4804
      @veryorignalname4804 6 років тому +8

      More like jutland

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 6 років тому +4

      Its how Hood died.

    • @hansvonmannschaft9062
      @hansvonmannschaft9062 6 років тому +22

      Both Jutland and then Hood. Funny thing, I studied the cases in reverse order. So when I got to Jutland, I couldn't believe the RN's flagship pulled the same stunt almost 25 years later.

  • @sanuku535
    @sanuku535 5 років тому +80

    7:31
    That graf spee and aircrsft carrier meme.
    Just pure gold.

    • @张桓瑜
      @张桓瑜 4 роки тому +4

      Pravda best school! And yeah Graf Spee scuttling was funny

  • @marinthecreator
    @marinthecreator 6 років тому +280

    Loving that Das Boot reference.

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 років тому +179

    7:50 "GOD DAMN IT! [cough, cough] We're hit! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA! [drowning noises]" (LOL)

    • @kuiper921
      @kuiper921 5 років тому +5

      In the city* makes it funnier if youve seen the movie 😂

    • @wesleygay8918
      @wesleygay8918 5 років тому +7

      Wouldn't this be more of a BlackHawk Drown?

    • @sailor_guy9841
      @sailor_guy9841 5 років тому +12

      NOW YOU ARE JUST LISTING FILMS I CAN DO IT TOO YOU KNOW?
      Ah
      GoĹdFiÑGėR

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 4 роки тому +9

      @@sailor_guy9841 AH CRAP LOOKS LIKE ITS A DOOLITTLE SCENARIO BOYS!!!!
      *WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAA????!??!!??!?!?!?!*

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 роки тому +2

      Right, let’s end this nonsense and go back to dock.

  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 6 років тому +198

    Ok the Pearl Harbor joke earned you a like even if I hadn’t hit the button before pressing play

    • @raydenkreps2014
      @raydenkreps2014 6 років тому +3

      darkblood626 TORA! TORA! TORA! wait a minute

    • @bskorupk
      @bskorupk 6 років тому +7

      "At Ease, Sailor! You boys wouldn't happen to know the way to Pearl Harbor would you? I appear to be lost!"
      "That's Funny! Just last match a Japanese Carrier asked me the exact same thing!"

    • @leonardusrakapradayan2253
      @leonardusrakapradayan2253 6 років тому +1

      OLDCONTEMPTABLE " What was that?"

  • @Boone3232
    @Boone3232 6 років тому +229

    When tf2 soldier captains a carrier

    • @CaptainRhodor
      @CaptainRhodor 5 років тому +27

      "Captain! Get off the flight deck!"
      "SCREAMING EAGLES!!!" **rocket jumps away with the Market Gardener**

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 4 роки тому +4

      RIP Rick May

    • @rickgrimes_69420
      @rickgrimes_69420 3 роки тому +4

      he will be alive in our hearts

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 років тому +1235

    Oh hey, we won for once :D

  • @thesovietduck2121
    @thesovietduck2121 5 років тому +129

    "I cant die like this, I have a premium account!"
    That killed me lmao

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 4 роки тому +1

      Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle look it up! RIP Rick May

    • @M_Man4409
      @M_Man4409 3 роки тому +2

      How in the flying fuck are you registered as the USSR

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 6 років тому +639

    Wholy slmoly give thegamingsoviet a round of applause for his American voice acting. Was bloody superb mate! ~ As was everyone else in the film. Outstanding work mate - glad i could help by exploding in a destroyer.

    • @comradebismarck
      @comradebismarck 6 років тому

      How to get free stuff if i already have an account on wargaming

    • @Ingaming_Coma246
      @Ingaming_Coma246 6 років тому +7

      Bruh he’s making an impression of Soldier from TF2

    • @chasebh89
      @chasebh89 6 років тому +2

      *awoOO awoOO awoOO*

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +4

      Thank you so much man! :D

    • @thorhh
      @thorhh 6 років тому +2

      Soviet.... Is that really YOU doing the voice acting of that "MURRICAN" CV? Jesus H. Christ! You got me coming AND going for believing you indeed were from Kentucky! Not enough "singsong" in your voice for Texas ;)

  • @petlahk4119
    @petlahk4119 6 років тому +30

    I'm glad someone watches Drachinifel.
    Addendum:
    "Oh look, it's an aircraft carrier" *Graf Shpee Scuttles* Yep, definitely been watching Drachinifel. xD
    Edit: Wait, nope. That was the Tirpitz.

  • @TheBradleyClarke
    @TheBradleyClarke 6 років тому +259

    "ITS A SURPRISE ATTACK. GENERAL QUARTERS, GENERAL QUARTERS. ALL HANDS MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS"
    *Makes siren noises*
    Christ almighty im crying!

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +20

      I'm glad you liked that! I loved doing the noises XD

    • @motophonemoterola3093
      @motophonemoterola3093 6 років тому +5

      @@IntrepidAnimations
      I think you had to much fun with this XD keep it up

    • @gabistodolka4682
      @gabistodolka4682 5 років тому

      All I could think of is me when I was younger...so ya dat weird

  • @BruhPK
    @BruhPK 6 років тому +37

    "Torpedoes are ready!"
    *WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?! DID YOU MAKE THEM YOURSELF?!*

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 6 років тому +154

    A plot? A plot? That’s unusual. It’ll be a damn Squidonian universe with matching, continuous canon!

  • @mrmr_zoomie
    @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +146

    “Do you boys know the way to Pearl Harbour? Kinda got a little lost.”
    “Odd, just last match a Japanese ship asked me the same thing.”
    You have no idea the level of patriotism I had during that last line..

    • @mercurysarcade8538
      @mercurysarcade8538 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah I though the same thing. Good script.

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому

      Lemme correct you on your error. Ehem, GOOD MORNING U.S.A, I GLT RHE FEELING IT’S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY-

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому +1

      Sons Of Adalbert *Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle.*

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 4 роки тому

      Sons Of Adalbert okay you can love to see tomorrow

  • @doc.voltold4232
    @doc.voltold4232 6 років тому +123

    that RNG joke was amazing

  • @Soir27
    @Soir27 6 років тому +41

    Squrie: damn rng
    Me in my mind: wait isnt this suppose to be some kind of realistic thi-
    Squire:royal navy gunnery!
    Me: oh you cheeki brit

  • @jellyasuncion416
    @jellyasuncion416 6 років тому +79

    6:21-6:31 Best alarm I've ever heard XD, maybe I could use that sound for notification

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +8

      OMG IF I BECOME A NOTIFICATION SOUND I SWEAR TO GOD ILL DIE HAPPY

    • @IRFSI
      @IRFSI 6 років тому +1

      I will cut it and make it my notification sound for sure.

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +3

      @@IRFSI If you actually do this, I will cry tears of joy.. that's how I know I've made it as a voice actor. :')

  • @sandis7674
    @sandis7674 6 років тому +87

    Flags, this isn't the french army

  • @sylv9570
    @sylv9570 6 років тому +96

    *Royal Naval Gunnery* seems *accurate*

    • @firepower7017
      @firepower7017 6 років тому

      бопт тоцсн ман Гог!ゝ_く And Americans Aircraft Carriers being same as usual

    • @respectablebogan3276
      @respectablebogan3276 6 років тому

      What was the joke there?

    • @reinhardofavercland7448
      @reinhardofavercland7448 6 років тому

      BobaFett MTB RNG stands for RNGesus (the made-up deity responsible for player's good/bad luck). However they said Royal Naval Gunnery because British battleships in the game have so-so accuracy & shortest range of all battleships of same tier until tier 9.

    • @barnstormer546
      @barnstormer546 6 років тому +4

      Actually RNG stands for Random Number Generator, a tool that games use to simulate luck. Some people refer to it as RNGesus, however.

  • @tkkmss5713
    @tkkmss5713 5 років тому +33

    “Aww craps looks like it’s a Doolittle senecio boys”
    “WHICH WAY TO CHINAAAA”

    • @mexicubeo3o836
      @mexicubeo3o836 3 роки тому +1

      I read the book of a soldier that passed that, and I JUST REALIZED IT WAS THIS SCENARIO AALDKXLAZLXNA

    • @VeryCreative-wu5kr
      @VeryCreative-wu5kr 3 роки тому +2

      It’s across the earth

  • @dayofthedaleks1524
    @dayofthedaleks1524 6 років тому +195

    TORO TORO TOR-wait a minute.......

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 років тому +9

      i think you mean...
      KANSAKI-SAN! TORA! TORA! TORA!

    • @ethanhatcher5533
      @ethanhatcher5533 6 років тому +4

      TORA TORA TORA

  • @johnyoung4441
    @johnyoung4441 5 років тому +23

    "Well, we tried leaving the door to the magazine open, that ought to shave off a few seconds."
    I absolutely love that reference.

    • @auraknight98
      @auraknight98 5 років тому

      @@6Six6Six6Bruh about the Hms Hood

    • @ach3909
      @ach3909 4 роки тому +1

      @@auraknight98 That's not a Hood reference

    • @ryanhopf8324
      @ryanhopf8324 4 роки тому

      @@6Six6Six6Bruh HMS Hood/Battle of Jutland

    • @toveychurchill6468
      @toveychurchill6468 2 роки тому

      Hood didn't blew up because of the flash door opening, that practice was long abandoned since Jutland, see Drachinifel's video on Hood

  • @IronLord2014
    @IronLord2014 6 років тому +155

    Tora Tora Tor.....WAIT A MINUTE!!!
    That got me laughing.
    I got a dare for you Squire, do a video while commanding either the German Bayern class or Japanese Kongo class.

  • @greatbriton8425
    @greatbriton8425 6 років тому +2

    Squire you have a genius for generating story lines with humour. Bring this to life with characters we can follow and grow to love on a one- or two-weekly basis and I believe you will have an empire within a few years.

  • @brandonkirk5357
    @brandonkirk5357 6 років тому +121

    This was one of your funniest video yet! Love the HMS Hood reference at 3:14 :D The Graf Spee scuttled HA!! XD and looks like we've got a Doolittle scenario "WHICH WAY TO CHINAAA!"

    • @DanielWW2
      @DanielWW2 6 років тому +20

      That was not a HMS Hood reference but about the Battle of Jutland in 1916. Before WW1 the Royal Navy barely practised gunnery unlike the Germans. That led to misunderstandings about the nature of modern naval battles. Early during WW1 the Royal Navy discovered that the Germans could sustain a much higher rate of fire and thus outgun them. Further most British battleships and battlecruisers lacked the magazine capacity to carry enough shells for a somewhat prolonged engagement, let alone with the increased rate of fire now demanded. The solution was storing shells and charges outside of the magazines. Further too speed up the rate of fire, safety doors where left open.
      Then at Jutland the Germans obliterated three British battlecruisers in less than halve a hour with magazine hits. By this point HMS Hood was under construction. She was heavily modified after Jutland and here planned sister ships where cancelled. Still HMS Hood was flawed and the Royal Navy admiralty knew it because of live fire drills conducted in 1919. They knew that HMS Hood its magazine protection was very inadequate. When she encountered the Bismarck, well she never stood much of a chance once the Bismarck found the range.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 6 років тому

      It’s moronic on so many levels.

    • @bluesnail5042
      @bluesnail5042 5 років тому

      LE FUNI XD XD XD

  • @silvermistneoncloud845
    @silvermistneoncloud845 6 років тому +25

    "How did they see us first? Unless they've cracked our naval codes?" xD (The imitation game)

    • @bradhartliep879
      @bradhartliep879 3 роки тому

      Actually that's a reference to the Battle of the Coral Sea ..

  • @noviammapping8226
    @noviammapping8226 6 років тому +60

    "Fire! Fire everything!"
    That's wrong....a British captain would say that.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 років тому +19

      Or a Romulan Captain...

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 6 років тому

      No, a Klingon would say "STAB EVERYTHING!!!"

  • @janwitkowsky8787
    @janwitkowsky8787 5 років тому +2

    This is one of my very favorite videos.
    The premium accunt sinking always makes me chuckle from his wailing voice.
    And the Pearl Habour joke. Beautiful! xD

  • @Alte.Kameraden
    @Alte.Kameraden 6 років тому +61

    The RNG joke was pure GOLD you made my day. I was eating a veggie pizza and almost coughed it up laughing.

    • @SchlopFlopper
      @SchlopFlopper 6 років тому +1

      You whatever’s below savage

    • @nodustechnologies3989
      @nodustechnologies3989 6 років тому +12

      why mention it at all? just say you were eating pizza. you ruined a perfectly good compliment with your weird lifestyle statement.

    • @biostar1278
      @biostar1278 5 років тому

      @@nodustechnologies3989 +

    • @theverminator8048
      @theverminator8048 5 років тому

      Veggie pizza 🤮

    • @krispybacon9285
      @krispybacon9285 4 роки тому

      eating a veggie pizza..
      i threw up in my mouth a little..
      thanks..
      weirdo..

  • @finn5053
    @finn5053 6 років тому +29

    "Not yet, Kameraden, not yet"
    I hope y'all got it :P

  • @F22onblockland
    @F22onblockland 6 років тому +49

    the scuttle of the battle cruiser had me rolling

  • @furioussherman7265
    @furioussherman7265 6 років тому +12

    8:20 is the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.

  • @meowmeowmeow594
    @meowmeowmeow594 6 років тому +117

    They're always accidentally breaking the fourth wall

    • @shawnrileywest2826
      @shawnrileywest2826 6 років тому

      Yeah

    • @Ch4pp13
      @Ch4pp13 6 років тому +1

      what? what wall? are you rambling again, Commander? you might have to get that checked out. wouldn't want you to commandeer a battalion during one of your moments again. you remember what happened last time? your ramblings about a supposed 4th wall costed us the surprise attack and we had to fight on equal footing instead of just, you know, surprising the ever living shit out of them with our superior tactics!

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 5 років тому

      @@Ch4pp13 oi oi mate! Id rather have you close that clapper of yours before we get another bloody strike from those wall engineers!
      And did you just babbled that we glorious royal fleet of the queen is somehow equal to the german tourism floaties? Id send you to france and get your jolly head lobbed off clean!

    • @mc6470
      @mc6470 5 років тому

      hey kids did somebody say *OIL?*

    • @shadowxxe
      @shadowxxe 4 роки тому

      @@Ch4pp13 Chaps i have some really bad news...................we have ran out of tea in the lunch hall

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 років тому +8

    8:16 Pilot 1: "Aw crap! Looks like it's a Dolittle scenario boys!"
    Pilot 2: "WHICH WAY TO CHINA!!!" (LOL)

  • @IntrepidAnimations
    @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +153

    Hey look that's me! #IMPROV LINES

    • @Ash007YT
      @Ash007YT 6 років тому +7

      Bloody good voice lines to M8

    • @brandonkirk5357
      @brandonkirk5357 6 років тому +6

      Good improv.... laughed at every line, though your voice is not very soviet ;)

  • @feeli3422
    @feeli3422 5 років тому +11

    “Should I fetch the signal flags sir?”
    “Flags? This isn’t the French army.”

  • @junaidazam12
    @junaidazam12 6 років тому +235

    Every voice actor was Brilliant ! Enjoyed the video immensely ! Ps : i have a sence that you are a fan of historybuffs channel , the references are too close to be coincidence , cheerio and have a good day fine sir .

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +19

      I watch a lot of his stuff! Hope to meet him one day.

    • @junaidazam12
      @junaidazam12 6 років тому +3

      Well i pray that your wish comes true soon Squire , and i would like to believe he would be a fan of your content aswell . I mean who would'nt be .

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +2

      Thanks man! I tried to be the best aircraft carrier I could be c:

    • @junaidazam12
      @junaidazam12 6 років тому +2

      Im not exagerrating when i say that i was laughing out loud when the aircraft carrier began manning the battle stations . The Siren was perfect ! XD

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +3

      @@junaidazam12 lol when we recorded that I just started making those noises because it was perfect, leeeeel! Thank you so much man ^~^

  • @starguy321
    @starguy321 6 років тому +4

    4:57 signal flags are also key in making Beatles album covers

  • @bradshad1
    @bradshad1 6 років тому +12

    “I can’t die like this, I’m a premium account holder! “
    Was properly laughing out loud with that line

  • @TheAnnoyingF2P
    @TheAnnoyingF2P 6 років тому +13

    Good to know WoWS has the same exact problems as War Thunder with no good alternatives in sight! By the way, I'm pretty sure Soldier from TF2 was the captain of that aircraft carrier.

  • @Napalmratte
    @Napalmratte 6 років тому +391

    Erm - how to make a quick smart comment when early to a video that will become famous?
    Anyone? help?

    • @Ghostj20
      @Ghostj20 6 років тому

      I dunno you help me look at my subs 😢😢

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 6 років тому +3

      Squire didn't even heart your comment. Sad.

    • @kariosar
      @kariosar 6 років тому +5

      Generally, you just repeat the best joke in the video.

    • @Pulkz
      @Pulkz 6 років тому

      Didn't expect you to be in there lol

    • @elkhamlichi2558
      @elkhamlichi2558 6 років тому

      That should work.

  • @Joachim1167
    @Joachim1167 5 років тому +7

    "Torpedoes reloaded, Sir."
    "What took you so long? You make them yourself?"
    That's about right... :D

    • @seanj4119
      @seanj4119 5 років тому +1

      At least we can reload them. Torpedoes could only be reloaded in port in real life

  • @albertbondoc3931
    @albertbondoc3931 6 років тому +109

    3:30 Das boot!

  • @Cheezymuffin.
    @Cheezymuffin. 6 років тому +7

    "bloody RNG"
    "RNG sir"
    "Yeeaassss, Royal Naval Gunnery"
    lmao

  • @vogel2077
    @vogel2077 6 років тому +25

    the doors to the magazine open? Good reference

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 років тому +5

    7:51 Aircraft Carrier Captain: "GOD DAMN IT!" [cough, cough] "We're hit! We got a Black Hawk down! WE GOT A BLACK HAWK DOWN IN THE SEA!!!!" [drowning noises] (LOL)

  • @michbam3947
    @michbam3947 6 років тому +10

    Me : Clicking trough all my beloved Squire Videos, thinking, Hey when was his last upload, and then this, BLOODY BRILLIANT

  • @NatjoOfficial
    @NatjoOfficial 5 років тому +2

    You know, I have a deep appreciation for advertisements that actually have a good amount of critique for the product. Not to mention I died into laughter at the surprise attack.

  • @cavalryareohhi4786
    @cavalryareohhi4786 6 років тому +17

    The sheer amount of *sass* in this episode is incredible.

  • @JettMann8
    @JettMann8 3 роки тому +1

    I will have you know that despite it being a steaming pile of ship, the Bellerophon rocked my life from keel to mast in the St. Louis. That ships terrifies me

  • @sergeantpanther678
    @sergeantpanther678 6 років тому +48

    Squire
    Squire
    Yes Viewer
    Playing Terrible?
    No viewer
    Telling Lies?
    No Viewer
    Open your mouth
    *BLIMEY THAT’S A PEWNY SCORE*

  • @bundleoffuck2986
    @bundleoffuck2986 5 років тому +6

    *never forget that one battle where a Destroyer sunk three Battleships using Torpedo’s.*

  • @MagnificentSpeed
    @MagnificentSpeed 6 років тому +58

    How do I attach the bombs if the bottom if under water?
    Damn IRA nerfs.

  • @rng_lord1276
    @rng_lord1276 6 років тому +1

    The Graf Spee blowing itself up when it had the advantage was a fantastic historical refrence.

  • @lordwunglerbeckett
    @lordwunglerbeckett 6 років тому +17

    That Patreon photo is bloody brilliant

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +8

      Hand picked, from the Squidonian art gallery.

  • @sakuya1185
    @sakuya1185 4 роки тому +1

    Graf Spee:
    German DDs: "Great, they scuttled. Every. Time."
    Classic right there.

  • @yorudaan
    @yorudaan 6 років тому +39

    Jingles should had been in this one too

  • @derbiochemiker
    @derbiochemiker 2 роки тому +1

    As someone who has been playing World of Warships ever since the open beta, I can confirm, that this is pretty accurate to what an average battle looks like...

  • @aelfdog8491
    @aelfdog8491 6 років тому +47

    Yyyyeeeeesssss another upload!

    • @dinodude7290
      @dinodude7290 6 років тому

      yyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

  • @zachboyd4749
    @zachboyd4749 4 роки тому +3

    7:14
    As a carrier main myself, I 100% know/cry over/report bad teammates/understand this man’s pain

  • @Chrisey96.
    @Chrisey96. 6 років тому +15

    Hay look a Squire uploaded see you in another 3 months

  • @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098
    @congratsyoufoundmychannel1098 4 роки тому +6

    "It looks like a Hand me down from the Russian Navy...!!!"
    *In a game where the Soviet ships are armed with Supersonic shells, Fire Tsar Bombas and Vodka enfused shells, 16 High explosive rifles, Vodka powered engines, made of Stalinium, are made by the Russians "Genius" designers, and speed up faster than the fall of the German Reich, is that a bad thing...?*

  • @EpicDonutDudeMemes
    @EpicDonutDudeMemes 6 років тому +5

    My compliments on your video title

  • @SeaponyLuna
    @SeaponyLuna 5 років тому +6

    "I wouldn't worry about U-boats they aren't even in the game"
    Wargaming: Hold my beer

  • @TheCatVtuber
    @TheCatVtuber 6 років тому +8

    Wargaming brought Squire, i saw this coming from a mile away.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +4

      Correction: They bought me biscuits. That's all it takes.

    • @EradWir
      @EradWir 6 років тому

      Not from many miles away

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 5 років тому

      @@EradWir "Many miles Away" chuckle

  • @klenk5062
    @klenk5062 5 років тому +8

    3:26 i just had to hit the like button when you played the Das Boot music
    you should make a video about the u96

  • @emilbt7588
    @emilbt7588 6 років тому +8

    6:22 i think the captain on the langley was a arctic seal all along...

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +3

      YOU FOUND MY SECRET, SCUTTLE

    • @emilbt7588
      @emilbt7588 6 років тому +2

      @@IntrepidAnimations uuuuuaaaah!! Uuuuuuuaaah!! Meep meep meep meep!! *Explosion*

  • @1bardiel1
    @1bardiel1 6 років тому +7

    "I can't die like this! I have a premium account!" xD

  • @underworldguardian704
    @underworldguardian704 6 років тому +16

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Please keep it up squire.
    I love ❤️ your videos
    I mean British Education Videos. YYYYEEEESSSS.

  • @AHlr-fy6pr
    @AHlr-fy6pr 5 років тому +5

    3:27 nice reference to 'Das Boot' :D

  • @theletterh8176
    @theletterh8176 6 років тому +3

    At the end: *OH FOR F-*
    Amazing wonderful absolutely beautiful

  • @ralphmarx7554
    @ralphmarx7554 6 років тому +5

    "AH CRAP, its a doolittle scenario now, boys!"

  • @DaGardenChair
    @DaGardenChair 6 років тому +6

    "Which way to China!" best line

  • @jamieolberding7731
    @jamieolberding7731 6 років тому +2

    5:56 "You listen here sailor! Nothing short of a complete surprise attack on a U.S Naval asset would even make us consider joining your little Euro War!" (LOL)

  • @goodlizardscientistguy8364
    @goodlizardscientistguy8364 6 років тому +3

    "Someone called fleedaily" XD
    Gets me every time.

  • @leftcoaster67
    @leftcoaster67 6 років тому

    That's one of the best clips you've made Squire! I like how the Graf Spee scuttles itself lol.

  • @CrazyAtze187
    @CrazyAtze187 6 років тому +4

    Graf spee sinks itself
    -happens everytime
    Lol good reference

  • @D.M.S.
    @D.M.S. 4 роки тому +2

    “Now you are just listing films. I can that too you know..ah...Goldfinger!“

  • @markdavidson1049
    @markdavidson1049 6 років тому +3

    He started doing the Viper car alarm sound sequence, LMAO.

  • @p-mies1192
    @p-mies1192 5 років тому +1

    "What do you mean *close* ? We hit the bloody thing!"
    I can't sleep. I had to come back just for this.