War Thunder Ground Forces in a Nutshell

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024

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  • @jackdaw6909
    @jackdaw6909 6 років тому +663

    Yes, I am very sure that the efforts of all forces will be represented in a fair and unbiased manner for many years to come. Definitely.

  • @Mangos1021
    @Mangos1021 5 років тому +864

    the rest of the team went B. sort of in a rushing matter.
    The rest of the team was just a bunch if T-34's

    • @ruthlesshiguy6641
      @ruthlesshiguy6641 5 років тому +23

      RUSH B

    • @daanstrik4293
      @daanstrik4293 5 років тому +37

      Rush B(erlin)

    • @Wyrmixx
      @Wyrmixx 4 роки тому +12

      Doesn't matter what game, Russians will always rush B

    • @natinekochan6489
      @natinekochan6489 4 роки тому +3

      @@Wyrmixx surprising how they never rush a

    • @Ypog_UA
      @Ypog_UA 4 роки тому +9

      they should've shown a horde of t34s screaming URRRAAAAA and rushing b

  • @tharionthedragon3531
    @tharionthedragon3531 6 років тому +4003

    Films logic:
    Airplane crashing? Stuka's siren.
    Airplane just passing by? Stuka's siren.
    An american fighter plane attacking something? Stuka's siren.
    Bomber? Stuka's siren.
    A stuka bombing something? Normal airplane sounds.

    • @codgreatcge9669
      @codgreatcge9669 6 років тому +48

      XDDDDDDD

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 6 років тому +172

      I’ve never understood why everything has a Jericho’s Trumpet on it in movies

    • @JakeTheTankmaster
      @JakeTheTankmaster 6 років тому +33

      That's how it works in the movies

    • @ahmadutyakapeanutusa6135
      @ahmadutyakapeanutusa6135 6 років тому +15

      The question is what is the stuka ?

    • @tharionthedragon3531
      @tharionthedragon3531 6 років тому +78

      AhmadS xx you...don't know what a Stuka is?
      Don't worry, is just one of the most famous german plane of the WW2, because of the Jeriko trumpets, two "air-horns" actived by wind, just under the wings.

  • @josephstalin2903
    @josephstalin2903 6 років тому +2989

    “Should have got here earlier!”
    “Preferably sometime in 1939”...
    Ooooh I felt that burn

    • @thescottishanimeguy9946
      @thescottishanimeguy9946 6 років тому +50

      @Rick O'Shay thine don't make sense

    • @thescottishanimeguy9946
      @thescottishanimeguy9946 5 років тому +59

      @Rick O'Shay uh germany was screwed before usa got involved. Their people where starving, their troops had little supplies left and theor factories no longer had the resources to make guns or other supplies and whatever supplies they had left they used up in the ludendorf offensive. The war would have only lasted a few months longer if America hadn't got involved and the same peace treaty would have happened.

    • @ecolotti16
      @ecolotti16 5 років тому +21

      Rick O'Shay this dude trying to make the USA the bad guy in WW2. So what your saying is since we supplied the allies and joined the war we kept the war running because if we didnt they probably would of just stayed at a stalemate and had a peace deal. But since we joined we kept it moving since we outnumbered the germans and had more supplies. Wow you have a really irrational way of thinking and it is really stupid u think that way. Also do you not realize the russians were pushing on eastern front at the end of the war and just annihilated the germans. I dont get how your logic works because you said that france, the british and the germans would of exhausted but france still managed to get invaded and ended up surrendering even with american supplies

    • @ecolotti16
      @ecolotti16 5 років тому +3

      Rick O'Shay and we werent sticking our nose in by trading them supplies which im not 100% sure but i think the allies paid for those supplies i dont think they were just given to them.

    • @staszekr03
      @staszekr03 5 років тому +13

      All the USA did with woth world wars is just, shorten them

  • @Vooman
    @Vooman 5 років тому +1058

    "Yes sir, they were last seen heading towards B, in something of a rush, I might add."
    *Soviet anthem plays*

    • @Mitaka.Kotsuka
      @Mitaka.Kotsuka 4 роки тому +16

      the russian got their asses kicked.
      -that USA dude

    • @v0rtex61
      @v0rtex61 4 роки тому +2

      RUSH B CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI

    • @robertbruce7686
      @robertbruce7686 3 роки тому

      Haha .... that comment needs a health aware warning!

    • @Gladiamdammit
      @Gladiamdammit 2 роки тому

      @@Mitaka.Kotsuka (o_O)-?

  • @Indoor_Carrot
    @Indoor_Carrot 5 років тому +906

    "This is what they meant by 'Ghost Division" XD

    • @bonniebunny9511
      @bonniebunny9511 5 років тому +8

      XD

    • @animesniper7785
      @animesniper7785 4 роки тому +33

      20 MILES AT NIGHT FALL LEADING THE RAIN AT DAY

    • @ibbi32
      @ibbi32 4 роки тому +16

      @@animesniper7785 thus earning the name earning the fame

    • @muhammadzakkyrabbaniluqman4993
      @muhammadzakkyrabbaniluqman4993 4 роки тому +17

      @@ibbi32 WE ARE THE PANZER ELITE, BORN TO COMPETE, NEVER RETREAT ! ( GHOST DIVISION )

    • @M4A1BestGirl
      @M4A1BestGirl 4 роки тому +8

      @@muhammadzakkyrabbaniluqman4993 Sabaton?

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 6 років тому +1254

    Yup, the CAS seems about right

    • @lusewa4939
      @lusewa4939 6 років тому +1

      69 coments :)

    • @major_kukri2430
      @major_kukri2430 6 років тому

      Hi Mike nice to see you again. I dont think i've killed you in game before. I'll have to add you next to Rulo6000

    • @thomasmacdonough288
      @thomasmacdonough288 6 років тому +7

      I think it could’ve used about ~6,500 more stukas.

    • @major_kukri2430
      @major_kukri2430 6 років тому

      We'll have to wait a while for that

    • @timkoehler
      @timkoehler 6 років тому

      Nice performance Mike, but as a perfection loving german I have to tell you that the radio is called Funkgerät (FuG) in german.

  • @Hans45
    @Hans45 6 років тому +497

    i love that american voice acting

  • @dankovac1609
    @dankovac1609 5 років тому +255

    You have people who play very realistically, people who play normally, people who play broken stuff or the best meta, and than you have squire. The Commander who doesn't care because glory of the British Empire is all he needs.

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 5 років тому +504

    "Sometime around 1939 preferably..."
    *Scoffs in 1936 Spanish*
    *Scoffs even more in 1931 Chinese*

    • @technopriest6708
      @technopriest6708 5 років тому +1

      Bufido en franquista

    • @1IbramGaunt
      @1IbramGaunt 5 років тому +4

      Yeah, and how did those wars go for you...

    • @dachu7505
      @dachu7505 5 років тому +2

      Yeah these wars were not important much....

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 5 років тому +13

      @@dachu7505 umm

    • @dachu7505
      @dachu7505 5 років тому

      @@fulcrum2951 except the spanish that one was important politicly

  • @Anderson21G
    @Anderson21G 6 років тому +542

    'I swear to god if I have to drive all the way out of spawn one more god damn time' 😂😂
    Sums it up perfectly

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +11

      RIP ME

    • @Anderson21G
      @Anderson21G 6 років тому +7

      TheGamingSoviet 😂😂 it's pretty much every game I play, just subbed btw bud

    • @IntrepidAnimations
      @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +5

      Thank you so much! ^~^

    • @uwot7289
      @uwot7289 6 років тому +4

      StandSure me every game

    • @topsekrit9836
      @topsekrit9836 6 років тому +7

      *"Now I wonder if these are 5 second fuses!"*
      *"One thousand, Tw-"*

  • @TeleportingBread161
    @TeleportingBread161 6 років тому +361

    Realistically about 30.000 T-34s should have appeared and flooded the map.

    • @TeleportingBread161
      @TeleportingBread161 6 років тому +23

      J Hook was trick question u see. All tanks rush b

    • @Roice-ht7rc
      @Roice-ht7rc 6 років тому +25

      *Soviet Anthem INTENSIFIES*

    • @afoxinaviators4105
      @afoxinaviators4105 6 років тому +10

      Although only about 5,000 survive due to driving the wrong way, driving into a ditch, shooting eachother on accident...

    • @drbright8639
      @drbright8639 6 років тому +3

      They are all at B

    • @package007
      @package007 6 років тому +1

      @Snake Plissken ,w,h,a,t,',s w,i,t,h, ,t,h,e, ,c,o,m,m,a,s

  • @nicos1097
    @nicos1097 6 років тому +548

    The sound effect you use when a shell bounces is perfectly hilarious

    • @someguyfromfinland4239
      @someguyfromfinland4239 6 років тому +1

      Nicos Eftychiou do you know what the outro song is?

    • @vire559
      @vire559 6 років тому

      Bong!

    • @Mikey-pq4zf
      @Mikey-pq4zf 6 років тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/YsIR4p4H2z8/v-deo.html that’s the song

  • @richardbostromviking6730
    @richardbostromviking6730 5 років тому +398

    1:57 me using a 500% booster of any kind.

    • @bieloruskii
      @bieloruskii 5 років тому +19

      I can't stop watching this painless M4 XD
      1:57
      1:57
      1:57
      1:57
      1:57
      Stop going lower
      1:57
      13:47
      1:57
      You're Dumb lmao
      1:57
      *Uninstall yourself if you clicked here*

    • @flo__60
      @flo__60 4 роки тому +5

      you mean any booster of any kind right!! i don't event touch them any more

    • @frankzhang1246
      @frankzhang1246 4 роки тому +1

      That always happens to me too!

  • @dr.muller3243
    @dr.muller3243 6 років тому +213

    "german OP"
    "noob"
    ww2 in a nutshel

  • @Dita2233
    @Dita2233 6 років тому +575

    Aww yis today is a good day

  • @DESERTDOG730
    @DESERTDOG730 6 років тому +177

    Your channel has become very dangerous for me to watch squire. Soon I'll be the only one in Arizona saying stuff like, "Germany has about as many panzer divisions as it does reputable window cleaners" in your glorious accent.

    • @DeDerpyDerp_
      @DeDerpyDerp_ 6 років тому +2

      Same
      Bloody hell I'll be worse tho.

    • @tba113
      @tba113 6 років тому +2

      It's the mark of a true Squidonian to adopt the extended "Yeeeesss"

    • @DESERTDOG730
      @DESERTDOG730 6 років тому +2

      tba113 Yeeeesss, quite true.

    • @bindthenobody
      @bindthenobody 6 років тому +2

      Make that two in Arizona, who'll be saying it. xD

    • @aurorathearcticwolf4243
      @aurorathearcticwolf4243 6 років тому +2

      Oh heck I'm in Texas and I'll be saying this *squire does NOT understand American armor*

  • @anonof4chan719
    @anonof4chan719 6 років тому +260

    9:42 every time... every.... time....
    [soviet anthem in distance]
    Oh god... not again

  • @cf-1043
    @cf-1043 4 роки тому +71

    "Our artillery has already fired its allocated 3 shots this week."
    Got me laughing so hard

    • @TheCollector4570
      @TheCollector4570 4 роки тому +1

      What is your pfp? It looks like either a modernized Queen Elizabeth, or maybe the KGV.

    • @cf-1043
      @cf-1043 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheCollector4570 HMS Warspite

    • @cf-1043
      @cf-1043 4 роки тому +2

      I like your pfp so I gave you a sub

    • @TheCollector4570
      @TheCollector4570 4 роки тому +1

      @@cf-1043 HMS Warspite, what a lovely and magnificent warship. And thank you very much for the sub, I very much appreciate it!

    • @cf-1043
      @cf-1043 4 роки тому

      You’re welcome!

  • @Olanov
    @Olanov 6 років тому +434

    Perfect usage of the Kelly's Heroes track.
    Edit: Tracks. :D

    • @1IbramGaunt
      @1IbramGaunt 5 років тому +7

      @Rick O'Shay the country music being played by the Americans at the end was used in Kelly's Heroes too, during the Shermans coming out of the train tunnel scene

    • @1IbramGaunt
      @1IbramGaunt 5 років тому +1

      @Rick O'Shay well think they also used the opening tune, Burning Bridges or a version of it

    • @folegionnaire4404
      @folegionnaire4404 4 роки тому

      L C P D FREEZE

  • @CanadianGentleMen
    @CanadianGentleMen 6 років тому +216

    This is the best Channel ever...

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +11

      I'll not argue with that.

    • @CanadianGentleMen
      @CanadianGentleMen 6 років тому

      Why is that my ultimate British tanks of the great queen herself can't penetrate Russian Bias? I feel like the Developers hate my will to drive Church hills.

    • @grandmoffrex
      @grandmoffrex 6 років тому

      Squire squire you need to make videos at a faster pace and optionally cut the British bias

    • @CanadianGentleMen
      @CanadianGentleMen 6 років тому +1

      Don't rush the poor man! He's only one brit in a big world!

    • @thenoobinator3508
      @thenoobinator3508 6 років тому

      CanadianGentleMen yeah of course, it's an
      English Channel

  • @thehandicap1126
    @thehandicap1126 6 років тому +377

    Couldn’t stop laughing at this! Bloody amazing!
    I will send my like firmly attached to my carrier pigeon and will be dispatched as soon as possible!
    For Squidonia!

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 6 років тому +697

    This was literally awesome haha! Bravo!! 😁

    • @EvoSwatch
      @EvoSwatch 6 років тому +8

      Hey, its Matsimus
      Enjoying WarThunder eh Matsimus?

    • @aspect2988
      @aspect2988 6 років тому +5

      Video *Why I dont play war thunder*
      Sees your comment
      PUT SOME HOT POTATO IN MY MOUTH, NOICE

    • @Camarobro98
      @Camarobro98 6 років тому +2

      SPOTTED AGAIN

    • @thomasmacdonough288
      @thomasmacdonough288 6 років тому +1

      This was the first time I heard squire scared.
      “Oh god... we’re all gonna die...”

    • @codenamehalo9847
      @codenamehalo9847 6 років тому

      *so this is what they mean by Ghost Division*

  • @avivfrai4858
    @avivfrai4858 6 років тому +161

    9:23 if that isn’t a parody of the taliban interview skit with the subtitles then I don’t know what it is

  • @sornevoyt
    @sornevoyt 6 років тому +237

    was that a kelly's heros reference where the tiger can't turn its turret

    • @F-14DSuperTomcat
      @F-14DSuperTomcat 6 років тому +6

      pickle fish
      Yep

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 6 років тому +10

      They had Kelly's Heroes music in it too.

    • @JostVanWair
      @JostVanWair 5 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @1IbramGaunt
      @1IbramGaunt 5 років тому +9

      And of course he's quite right and that wall SHOULD have blocked that gun barrel, but the game developer's crimes know no bounds lol

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht 4 роки тому

      Yes

  • @boneless_.
    @boneless_. 6 років тому +570

    2:36 *T H A T O N E B O U N C E D*

    • @joffreyzant3006
      @joffreyzant3006 6 років тому +41

      *we just dinged them*

    • @grandmoffrex
      @grandmoffrex 6 років тому +22

      YOU’VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR RIGHT WING!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @NotSaddamHussein
      @NotSaddamHussein 6 років тому +34

      *YOU’VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR RIGHT HOLE*

    • @zwounk7712
      @zwounk7712 6 років тому +23

      *I T S L I K E W E A R E S H O O T I N G S P I T B A L L S*

    • @cakecookingnerd
      @cakecookingnerd 6 років тому +2

      they are attacking B in a sort of rush ))))))

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 6 років тому +2443

    British in Berlin first....REEEEEEEEEEEEE
    PS: Noob

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +431

      HISTORICALLY ACCURATE COLONIZATION OF BERLIN.

    • @bernardlawmontgomery5877
      @bernardlawmontgomery5877 6 років тому +41

      Colony unitl 1949

    • @Matt.71
      @Matt.71 6 років тому +18

      the french were the first in berlin, again we proved we were better than you all x)

    • @falloutghoul1
      @falloutghoul1 6 років тому +5

      Yep.
      The NC.224.4 Jules Verne was the first.

    • @Timbo5000
      @Timbo5000 6 років тому +2

      Well they were in Germany first, weren't they?

  • @Napalmratte
    @Napalmratte 6 років тому +399

    historical accurate as described in sekrit dokumints ^^

    • @Captain_Coleslaw
      @Captain_Coleslaw 6 років тому +4

      Napalmratte very much so indeed! Them germans sure did run at the word "Russhian" 😂

  • @f0cke_wulf764
    @f0cke_wulf764 6 років тому +80

    I got that Kelly's Heroes refrence
    "You mind as well have fired paint at them!"
    "They can't traverse their gun, there's buildings in the way!"

    • @nchasz
      @nchasz Рік тому

      This video was nothing but Kelly's Heroes references

  • @janant924
    @janant924 6 років тому +62

    I'd like to see a video where a British Comet is trying to tell something to a Free Polish Cromwell, but the Pole is more interested in ignoring British orders.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar 6 років тому +6

      Repeat, please!

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 6 років тому +4

      @mandellorian Just to let you know the charge was successful and they had anti tank rifles. Also there were no tanks involved in that battle.

    • @pdr_2703
      @pdr_2703 6 років тому

      @@cassu6 huh, you mean later they attacked the polish cavalry with tanks?

    • @TEGRULZ
      @TEGRULZ 5 років тому +3

      @@Pugiron I think you'll find the 1st Airborne Division took a few more, and were British themselves. You ought to knock Slim Jim Gavin a bit for not taking the second most important bridge in the entire operation on the first day!

    • @eagletanker
      @eagletanker 4 роки тому

      I think it was more of a case of oh look what the Soviets did we can do exactly that! Then they didn’t do any of the preparations right and ignored their intell.

  • @DigitalDiggingNet
    @DigitalDiggingNet 6 років тому +596

    I want the next one to just feature you doing seven different Bond impressions.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +26

      DigitalDigging Yesh.

    • @aspect2988
      @aspect2988 6 років тому +1

      How long does a video take to make? Im addicted to these vids :P

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +16

      Anywhere from 100-150 hours.

    • @aspect2988
      @aspect2988 6 років тому

      YIKES That is probably more hours than I have slept in my liefffff

    • @jackdaw6909
      @jackdaw6909 6 років тому

      What is sleep?

  • @Ash007YT
    @Ash007YT 6 років тому +256

    Id write a clever comment but I cant stop laughing at the artillery scene.

  • @Sha.ll0w
    @Sha.ll0w 6 років тому +83

    I kid you not this exact situation has happened to me. I was facing off a German Hetzer in my Sherman Jumbo. As we were dinging eachother off, a darn P-47 bombed ME instead of the Hetzer.

  • @HiopX
    @HiopX 4 роки тому +52

    Brit: "Can you imagine if the American got to Berlin first? They'll claim the whole win for themselves."
    Red Army: coughs

    • @alangao4693
      @alangao4693 3 роки тому

      to be fair, the red army could've won ww2 singlehandedly, the western allies would have had 0 chance without the eastern front.

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 3 роки тому +2

      @@alangao4693 Ok that depends largely on the scenario and how there's only the eastern front. Because if the Nazi focus on USSR from the start and ignored the Hitler-Stalin-pact in 1939 this could lead to a scenario, where the western allies stay out of the war and the red army would have a real hard time getting back from that, if at all.
      But if we're talking a no D-Day scenario, where the allies don't get a hold in western Europe, then sure, it would be only a matter of time.

    • @alangao4693
      @alangao4693 3 роки тому

      @@HiopX Think about it this way. The Red Army, even after losing Moscow, Stalingrad, Leningrad, Kurks etc. they still would have been on home territory, and the Germans overextended by thousands of kilometers. If the USSR was indeed defeated by virtue of no real defense, the hold of the USSR would have been tenous at best and an armed resistance of soldiers would have been inevitable. Either way, never invade russia.

    • @robertbruce7686
      @robertbruce7686 3 роки тому

      Oh sh8t....there goes the neighbourhood....comrade!

    • @robertbruce7686
      @robertbruce7686 3 роки тому

      @@alangao4693 ummm...rubs chin vigoursly

  • @raptor4798
    @raptor4798 6 років тому +53

    READY (Sheridan spots tanks)
    AIM (Sheridan pulls up)
    FIR.. (Sheridan shoots)
    YEEEHAW
    (Tiger 2 explodes)

    • @bieloruskii
      @bieloruskii 5 років тому +2

      *THIS
      TANK
      HAS
      NEVER
      BEEN
      ENTER
      IN
      THIS
      CONFLICT
      SO
      T49
      IS
      BULLSHIT
      AND
      NEED
      TO
      BE
      REMOOVED
      FROM
      THIS
      BUG
      CALLED
      WAR THUNDER*

    • @johannimeiring
      @johannimeiring 4 роки тому

      MuricA

  • @100dampf
    @100dampf 6 років тому +95

    Kelly's heroes parody, Bond and squire. Is there a better combo? This is one of the best video yet

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому +5

      Cheers mate! Bloody kind of you to say.

    • @vaclav_fejt
      @vaclav_fejt 6 років тому

      The 007 Theme has been criminally underused, if you ask me...compared to the James Bond Theme. Nice to hear it!

  • @Br1ckbuster
    @Br1ckbuster 6 років тому +36

    Blimey! It seems to be Squire O'clock!
    This is truly a masterpiece, btw :D

  • @stormzx9389
    @stormzx9389 6 років тому +148

    Me: Another accurate depiction of WW2
    You: Hey the soviets were the first into Berlin. Plus the British barely eve....
    Me: *BANG* *BANG*
    You: *Thud* *Dribble* *Dribble* *Dribble*
    Me: Yep accurate depiction.

    • @Panzercommander121
      @Panzercommander121 6 років тому +4

      Shortly followed by a KV-2 shell through the window, and the destruction of half of whichever continent you happen to be on at the time.

    • @stormzx9389
      @stormzx9389 6 років тому +4

      And about 1/3 of the respective 1/4 of the respective galaxy in which you happen to exist. Before you pick holes in what I just said remember what happened to the last person who questioned it!

    • @Panzercommander121
      @Panzercommander121 6 років тому +1

      Ha, don't try it.

    • @dinodude7290
      @dinodude7290 6 років тому +1

      am done...

    • @aurorathearcticwolf4243
      @aurorathearcticwolf4243 6 років тому +1

      Doctor Frankenstrike followed by the sound of *Made In America* ion cannon

  • @cadiminder892
    @cadiminder892 6 років тому +156

    1:59 “OOF”

  • @Historybuffm8
    @Historybuffm8 5 років тому +42

    4:04 A typical day being killed by friendly fire in War Thunder.

    • @codenamehalo9847
      @codenamehalo9847 5 років тому +3

      Adam Coombs
      Frontline SPAAG players will know how it feels

    • @AverageOhioan1903
      @AverageOhioan1903 3 роки тому +1

      Yea just today I held a Churchill off for 2 mins half of witch without a gun and alone finaly a pz4 came to help then my randomly picked squad mate called artillery…. On an open tops tank position…

    • @patrickgriffitt6551
      @patrickgriffitt6551 2 роки тому

      Uh friendly fire isn't.

  • @user-fj7ig2jq6q
    @user-fj7ig2jq6q 6 років тому +27

    There’s no Japanese in a video about high tier tanks. Good job, accurate depiction of the Japanese tree.

  • @AnimarchyHistory
    @AnimarchyHistory 6 років тому +20

    The funniest part about these videos is the German Military Sim community do the voice acting. Its great.
    It may seem sentimental but its kind of symbolic in a way.

  • @jaek_898
    @jaek_898 6 років тому +40

    The last time I was this early France was still a respected country.

    • @Sam-no8tt
      @Sam-no8tt 6 років тому

      Jæk Ha! Ha! France is as respectable as...France?

    • @leeeverett4507
      @leeeverett4507 6 років тому

      Wow you've really been gone for some time

    • @felixthecat0371
      @felixthecat0371 6 років тому

      Isn't france a respected country

    • @leeeverett4507
      @leeeverett4507 6 років тому +1

      felixthecat03 Haha, good one! You should be a comedian.

  • @johnhoward2083
    @johnhoward2083 5 років тому +17

    😂 😂 This tank has a 11th Armoured Brigade black bulls insignia,my grandfather hit juno beach with them he was a driver in the guards armoured division love the detail thank you 🇬🇧 🦅 🦁 🇺🇲 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @miraak542
    @miraak542 5 років тому +20

    "So this is what they meant Ghost Division." XD

  • @reinbeers5322
    @reinbeers5322 6 років тому +12

    "Many films will be made, showing the contribution of all powers in the war, not glorifying any one of them!"
    *Fury is released*
    Damn you!

  • @LtScyro
    @LtScyro 6 років тому +11

    There can't be better channel than this. This is comedy gold.

  • @jerimiahg3342
    @jerimiahg3342 6 років тому +56

    Great video quality content keep it up

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  6 років тому

      Cheers mate!

    • @jerimiahg3342
      @jerimiahg3342 6 років тому

      Are you ever going to start back up tea time with squire

  • @artilleryman895
    @artilleryman895 6 років тому +16

    If it makes any tea lovers feel better, in Hungary we do learn about WW2 as a group effort (and a bit more about the evils of the USSR than in the west)

    • @alphalegionary7646
      @alphalegionary7646 5 років тому +2

      USSR was messed up af. i.e The Great Purge, gulags, etc

  • @ts_diamond8569
    @ts_diamond8569 5 років тому +15

    "GOT DAMN ROOSIANS GOT THEIR ASSES KICKED."

  • @abeer4894
    @abeer4894 6 років тому +53

    5:25 German and British tanks chase eachother, *AMERICAN WESTERN MUSIC PLAYS* ...... I wish that was in every ww2 tank film.

    • @Timbo5000
      @Timbo5000 6 років тому +3

      If you're talking about the music that plays when they chase eachother, that's from James Bond films

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 6 років тому

      It's from Bond movie, From Russia With Love. The title is 007.

    • @thisiscertainlynotmynameso8374
      @thisiscertainlynotmynameso8374 6 років тому

      Well for that there is bfV

  • @MagnificentSpeed
    @MagnificentSpeed 6 років тому +174

    But why is an Irish guy driving a british tank in the british army? pretty silly if one asks me

    • @royalirish4208
      @royalirish4208 6 років тому +30

      There were a lot of men from both Northern and Southern Ireland that served in the British army and still do to this day.

    • @falloutghoul1
      @falloutghoul1 6 років тому +4

      Before the 1970's?
      Bollocks.

    • @Jdhog152
      @Jdhog152 6 років тому +5

      Speeds Irish so I'm pretty sure he knows that

    • @wariscoming.
      @wariscoming. 6 років тому +26

      If your talking about the Churchill at 7:25 that's a welsh accent you uneducated mong holes.

    • @MJHT666
      @MJHT666 6 років тому +2

      Quite a few Irish joined just for money and adventure.

  • @redandreas6183
    @redandreas6183 6 років тому +16

    Very nice!!! Also if you need a german voice (with bavarian accent if needed) just tell me, I'd love to help!

  • @dominicgorriceta6487
    @dominicgorriceta6487 4 роки тому +5

    10:45 "Special footage of a modified M24 Chaffee armed with a 152 mm gun firing a special rocket at a Tiger II destroying it completely which saved a Comet whose crew was heavily knocked out. Information of how that Chaffee was modified to be armed with a 152 mm gun capable of firing such special rockets is still unknown."
    Colorized, Taken in 1945 during the Battle of Berlin

    • @Anoymous911
      @Anoymous911 3 роки тому +3

      Thats not chaffee, thats a Sheridan type

    • @ofekk213
      @ofekk213 2 роки тому

      @@Anoymous911 its a joke about hoe holywood movies make america OP.

  • @dad6644
    @dad6644 6 років тому +32

    *Rush B reference included

  • @KrisKrieg1
    @KrisKrieg1 6 років тому +79

    *[Rule Squidonia Intensifies]*

  • @IntrepidAnimations
    @IntrepidAnimations 6 років тому +63

    Hey look that's me :O

  • @neopolitangaming1362
    @neopolitangaming1362 6 років тому +4

    This has to be the most accurate depiction of war thunder ground forces I have ever seen XD. Keep it mate!

    • @JAWS-fv3dx
      @JAWS-fv3dx 6 років тому

      Neopolitan Gaming yes russian byas

  • @bakersmileyface
    @bakersmileyface 6 років тому +8

    Is that defeatism, corporal?
    xD
    I love how all of your videos are just clusters of references.

  • @julianus3433
    @julianus3433 5 років тому +16

    "Well they all headed towards B, in sort of a rush."
    I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
    RUSH B CYKA!

  • @dk97971
    @dk97971 6 років тому +32

    I got a notification, the second it popped up I tapped it. And already 17 comments...

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 6 років тому +182

    _O O F_

  • @ElCaminoGuy2005
    @ElCaminoGuy2005 6 років тому +5

    Sir Squire i for one am grateful for all who fought in WW2 for the Allied not just America. Thank you for this totally hilarious video and all the hard work you and the others put into it. Cheers

    • @23GreyFox
      @23GreyFox 6 років тому

      I'm greateful for everyone that fought for the axis, not just germany.

  • @aubanana1339
    @aubanana1339 5 років тому +46

    3:59
    Me in a nut shell

  • @sqoooge
    @sqoooge 6 років тому +5

    "It's obviously a stuka" " Oh wait I forgot we're in a film"

  • @paulomr445
    @paulomr445 6 років тому +8

    The american pretty much sums up my expeeiece in tank rb. Spend the begining of the match looking for a good spot only to get shot from across the map because you showed a pixel and get nothing. Repeat.
    The most frustrating thing, in my opinion, it's the game modes themselves air rb at least gives you some side objectives. But tank just feels like if they made ab with rb gameplay.

  • @ianhorn6587
    @ianhorn6587 6 років тому +12

    Squire: Germany OP
    Iron Armenian: Noob
    LOL

  • @podpeople3577
    @podpeople3577 6 років тому +26

    When you see an American tank on the battlefield...
    OHHHHHH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DONAR LEE LIGHT WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAIL...
    *USA intensifies

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 6 років тому +2

      *Dawn's early light

    • @cassu6
      @cassu6 6 років тому +1

      @Stratigan Games I love when americans dont even know how their anthem goes :D

    • @stratigangames508
      @stratigangames508 6 років тому

      @@cassu6 As an American myself, I am disappointed

    • @taxcollector8597
      @taxcollector8597 6 років тому

      Cringe *100*

    • @mh-60t
      @mh-60t 5 років тому

      Cassu6 who said he was American

  • @canmecmv2225
    @canmecmv2225 6 років тому +1

    Well we can tell someone has watched Kelly's Heroes... :D - Video was ace, keep it up even with your Churchill paced upload schedule.

  • @otaka1945
    @otaka1945 4 роки тому +9

    "ONE THOUSAND, TWO-"
    I lost it when the plane blew up too.

  • @aceofspadesguy4913
    @aceofspadesguy4913 6 років тому +7

    “We just dinged them that one bounced” 10/10 WoT reference.

  • @SmugTheMusicMan
    @SmugTheMusicMan 6 років тому +74

    I got that subtle reference XD

    • @Rex1987
      @Rex1987 6 років тому +1

      which one? :D

    • @akiyamayukari8765
      @akiyamayukari8765 6 років тому +7

      kelly's heroes? when the tiger turret couldn't turn due to the wall and the tree

    • @akiyamayukari8765
      @akiyamayukari8765 6 років тому

      yes it was

    • @williumwinter
      @williumwinter 6 років тому +6

      I could use the Sublte reference to the German Tiger 2 Commander talking to the British Tanker about surrender and snaps as he sees subtitles below.
      This is a Taliban interview reference
      Funny as Hell

    • @f0cke_wulf764
      @f0cke_wulf764 6 років тому +5

      The "You mind as well have fired paint at them!" one?

  • @sirboomsalot4902
    @sirboomsalot4902 6 років тому +28

    This was genius, just like all your videos

  • @LordFanor
    @LordFanor 6 років тому +1

    This might well be your best one yet, great job. Haven't played WT in like 3 years, but it seems nothing ever really changes.

  • @felipecardoza9967
    @felipecardoza9967 2 роки тому +1

    All the "Kelly's Heroes" references... and the mention that us Americans would take all the credit is spot on.

  • @alejandromoreno6183
    @alejandromoreno6183 6 років тому +46

    I became an adult the time it took for you to upload again

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 6 років тому +3

      And you'll be menopausal just in time for the next one :)

    • @pdr_2703
      @pdr_2703 6 років тому +1

      @@talltroll7092 LOL

  • @HighCaliberTree
    @HighCaliberTree 6 років тому +7

    This felt like an actual match...

  • @DerHistoryMeister
    @DerHistoryMeister 6 років тому +24

    This is so true. I missed this video by 17 minutes though. :(
    I absolutley LOVE the American stereotypes, considering I'm from 'Murica.
    The yankees are what I love the most.

    • @Markchicas14
      @Markchicas14 6 років тому +1

      Yep

    • @aurorathearcticwolf4243
      @aurorathearcticwolf4243 6 років тому +1

      AMERICA WINS AGAIN *even tho its a defeat*

    • @mrbrainbob5320
      @mrbrainbob5320 6 років тому +1

      Lo var Lachland I love that the US is moslty southerners or people lower of the Manson Dixie line but are still called yanks by the other nations, southerners really hate being called that lol

  • @RadEnjoyer
    @RadEnjoyer 6 років тому +1

    That sheridan eeeeehaaaaa just killed me xD. Thank you Squire, u just made my day.

  • @csbr75
    @csbr75 6 років тому +14

    "YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
    *MISSION FAILED* :lol:

  • @boxman9033
    @boxman9033 6 років тому +290

    *USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA!!!!!*

    • @pziij5357
      @pziij5357 6 років тому +7

      Germany!

    • @boxman9033
      @boxman9033 6 років тому +5

      *DEUTSCHLAND!* : D

    • @easternlord7476
      @easternlord7476 6 років тому +11

      Star Chaser *USSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSRUSSR*

    • @ColonizedEthan
      @ColonizedEthan 6 років тому

      usas

    • @tharindaliyanage3246
      @tharindaliyanage3246 6 років тому +2

      FOR THE FATHERLAND!!!

  • @yangkai507
    @yangkai507 5 років тому +3

    “they were last seen heading towards B in something sort of a rush” this is a bruh momento

  • @celsetialarchives5909
    @celsetialarchives5909 5 років тому +4

    "I don't suppose next you'll tell me they have air superiority*262 flies over* right that's it they've done it now"

  • @jamiehoekstra11677
    @jamiehoekstra11677 6 років тому +1

    BEST VIDEO EVER!!! Love it brother! Laughed my ass off all the way through it!

  • @justinneilson1263
    @justinneilson1263 6 років тому +34

    "they all went for B, in something of a rush, might I add."
    Well, is the rest of your team Russian perhaps?

  • @u.h.forum.
    @u.h.forum. 6 років тому +6

    You must relish those moments when Squire uploads a video.

  • @tyty1296
    @tyty1296 6 років тому +15

    after waiting two solid days from the facebook post, hahaha yeeesss at last

  • @turtle2720
    @turtle2720 6 років тому +21

    Squire's Heroes :)

    • @JAWS-fv3dx
      @JAWS-fv3dx 6 років тому +1

      turtle2720 thats a good name

    • @turtle2720
      @turtle2720 6 років тому +1

      Some of the music in the video is from the movie Kelly's Heroes (1970, Clint Eastwood, Telly Savalas, Don Rickles, Carroll O'Connor, and Donald Sutherland). A war comedy... no spoilers!!!

  • @XShifty0311X
    @XShifty0311X 6 років тому +1

    So many references! Loved the Kelly's Heroes references especially.

  • @Caluben_0001
    @Caluben_0001 2 роки тому +1

    loved the kellys heroes references, truly brought me back

  • @nathanhubball
    @nathanhubball 6 років тому +10

    Damn this is just like a dads army scene from 'battle of the giants'!😂😂

  • @topsekrit9836
    @topsekrit9836 6 років тому +21

    4:04 *REST IN MERICA*

  • @garinhunt7854
    @garinhunt7854 2 роки тому +3

    7:25 that godamn Welsh accent omfg 😭

  • @hellogoodbye388
    @hellogoodbye388 2 роки тому

    The Battlefield mine video subtitles reference is top notch. So many levels of humor. Good work.

  • @Psiberzerker
    @Psiberzerker 5 років тому +5

    Why does the 'Mercan got a Stukka dive siren?
    I know, it's a trope. All planes are Stukkas when they dive. Just waiting for the Wilhelm scream.
    ...

  • @sAmpY_wAmpy
    @sAmpY_wAmpy 6 років тому +5

    11:02 *GAWD DAYUM ROOSHINS GOWT THEYUR AYUSUS KICKED*

  • @dapperr1619
    @dapperr1619 6 років тому +8

    Finally! An Irish person is in Squires video!

  • @tank.9393
    @tank.9393 6 років тому +26

    #Squir
    De: ich finde deine Videos toll
    Eng: I think your videos are great
    De: schöne grüsse aus Deutschland
    Eng: greetings from Germany

  • @Coronet_shop
    @Coronet_shop 6 років тому +17

    *1,000 2....... hole in your left wing*

    • @sd501st5
      @sd501st5 6 років тому +1

      *Check your oil pressure!*

  • @blitzfrenzy2618
    @blitzfrenzy2618 3 роки тому +2

    Missing the cap on an objective in a Sherman is so relatable, it’s almost ironic.