The Hardest Countries To Invade

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  6 місяців тому +319

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  • @alnu8355
    @alnu8355 5 місяців тому +1599

    US: Behind every blade of grass...
    Switzerland: Naturally fortified
    Russia: It's about to get VERY cold.
    UK: Stiff upper lip.
    Afghanistan: The Graveyard of Empires.
    All of these lands have several advantages. From insane topography to a crap load of munitions. The US alone has like what? 6 different biomes in it's borders?

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 5 місяців тому +116

      Afghans advantage is its overall climate and mountainous terrain, which can be invaded but not held for long, even then there isn’t much worth it there anyways.

    • @alnu8355
      @alnu8355 5 місяців тому +48

      @JustADiamondBlock indeed. I don't belive there has ever been a national super power in history that could ever hold that place.

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 5 місяців тому +12

      @@alnu8355 yea nor is there any strategic advantage

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 5 місяців тому +58

      US has the case of the Minecraft biome syndrome.

    • @delphy2478
      @delphy2478 5 місяців тому +44

      i beleive that the only major biome that eh USA doesn't have is tropical rainforest, with the argument that hawaii might count for that

  • @Wolf-wc1js
    @Wolf-wc1js 6 місяців тому +6293

    The Iron Chancellor Bismarck himself said it best about America: “The Americans are a very lucky people. They’re bordered to the north and south by weak neighbors and to the east and west by fish.”

    • @Breakerr
      @Breakerr 6 місяців тому +741

      Canada may be considered weak but it's also one of the largest and most difficult terrain in the world with only one or possibly two major highways going across the country that are easily disabled. It would be almost impossible too try to take Canada for means of attacking the US. Also canadians records in war tend too terrify most adversaries they have alot of hunters and hold the record for the longest sniper kill.

    • @spyrofrost9158
      @spyrofrost9158 6 місяців тому +336

      Those fish are pretty strong neighbors.

    • @azok718
      @azok718 6 місяців тому +86

      fish nation 🐟🐟🐡🐡🐠🐠

    • @cherryshark9170
      @cherryshark9170 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Breakerralso commit the most war crimes

    • @Wolf-wc1js
      @Wolf-wc1js 6 місяців тому +212

      @@Breakerr yeah the Germans in ww1 had quite the gripe with Canadians committing actions that these days would be considered Geneva Convention violations

  • @ChuckLi-xh3sj
    @ChuckLi-xh3sj 5 місяців тому +846

    You say invasion, we say "opportunities to acquire automatic weapons and explosive devices that ATF won't know about".

    • @Therealzone56
      @Therealzone56 5 місяців тому

      As an american can confirm the majority of us gun owners are literally waiting for the day we get invaded for the spoils of war

    • @thecursed01
      @thecursed01 5 місяців тому

      atf is working hard to make the usa easily invadeable and the population oppressable

    • @kaden-sd6vb
      @kaden-sd6vb 2 місяці тому +25

      True lmao

    • @Natethefishguy-t9t
      @Natethefishguy-t9t Місяць тому +16

      @@bugycowboy7172
      strategically
      Transport
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    • @amanawolf9166
      @amanawolf9166 Місяць тому +2

      Always remember, the GC is a wishlist.

  • @twinsen1949
    @twinsen1949 6 місяців тому +2222

    The frigging golden retriever bringing back the M1 Garand while the kids play at shooting each other is EXACTLY what I picture 1960s US

    • @w.reidripley1968
      @w.reidripley1968 6 місяців тому +74

      In the 1960s I had my toy M-14. Battery operated noisemaker. My dad was in the Army when M-14s were issue.

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 5 місяців тому +15

      It’s a German shepherd

    • @Leethaltimee
      @Leethaltimee 5 місяців тому +23

      @@simplesimon8255No, no it’s not. German Shepard aren’t usually that bleached, that is a golden retriever.

    • @simplesimon8255
      @simplesimon8255 5 місяців тому +7

      @@Leethaltimee3:25 how is that bleached? It’s a German shepherd.

    • @Leethaltimee
      @Leethaltimee 5 місяців тому +17

      @@simplesimon8255 First of all, that dog looks tan af, second of all, it has a more rounded snout and floppy ears, not pointy ears, and THIRD of all, zoom in on it to see the features yourself.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 6 місяців тому +1251

    When you’re neutral, you’re Belgium.
    When you’re aggressively neutral, you’re Switzerland.

    • @areaxisthegurkha
      @areaxisthegurkha 5 місяців тому +49

      One survives war, the other doesn't.

    • @VeerBhogamBhasundhara
      @VeerBhogamBhasundhara 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@areaxisthegurkhawhich one survives ? Excuse my inexperience .

    • @TheExecutor01
      @TheExecutor01 5 місяців тому +13

      ​@@VeerBhogamBhasundharaBelgium was invaded in both World Wars

    • @yakamen
      @yakamen 5 місяців тому +23

      Belgians fought like dogs. They're just unlucky enough to be positioned as the trafficway of Germany and France.

    • @yakamen
      @yakamen 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@oldrabidus2230If I had Belgium's history I would demand this, lol

  • @mixrable1212
    @mixrable1212 5 місяців тому +129

    Every McDonald's in Alaska is fitted with broken ice cream machines to demoralize invading troops

    • @davidmccormick550
      @davidmccormick550 24 дні тому

      It demoralizes the populace too. Also Burger King Cola Slushy machines.

    • @volleva
      @volleva 22 дні тому +2

      Extremely underrated joke! 😂😂😂

    • @TyDie1
      @TyDie1 12 днів тому

      Every state

  • @SkywarpG1X
    @SkywarpG1X 6 місяців тому +1108

    A bald eagle dual welding assault rifles is the most American thing I've ever seen.

    • @SeraphRyan
      @SeraphRyan 5 місяців тому +32

      just need to play the guile theme from street fighter and it would be perfect.

    • @agvga5510
      @agvga5510 5 місяців тому +15

      Wielding*

    • @IrishMapper_sus
      @IrishMapper_sus 5 місяців тому +9

      *Automatic Rifles

    • @justmae121
      @justmae121 5 місяців тому +5

      That needs to be our war flag or somethin

    • @shawnschenk8648
      @shawnschenk8648 4 місяці тому +3

      Canada had wayy more bald eagles than the USA. We kept our great hunters alive and free instead of killing them off and pushing them further north.

  • @dandyosavage
    @dandyosavage 5 місяців тому +244

    Saying that alaska regularly gets below freezing is such an understatement

    • @Aanaartu
      @Aanaartu 5 місяців тому +16

      How this video described Alaska, it could've been Finland, or Sweden or Norway. Except Finland doesn't have proper mountains, and I'm not sure how big Norwegian forests are.

    • @Chris_at_Home
      @Chris_at_Home Місяць тому +3

      It’s just dropped to 0 here. It was -18 Thanksgiving. Alaskans have motorized toys and know the terrain.

    • @21stcenturystops59
      @21stcenturystops59 27 днів тому +1

      Back when I was in Alaska, it could get so cold regardless of what you Wear. I could only be outside for less than 10 minutes or risk losing some fingers.

    • @harrybeast58
      @harrybeast58 27 днів тому

      @@AanaartuNorwegian forests are vast but the sheer size of Alaska makes it’s forests much bigger. The population density in Alaska is also a fraction of Norway so there will naturally be more.

  • @usem_and_losem937
    @usem_and_losem937 5 місяців тому +578

    Not sure if anyone caught that......they said "registered firearms"....kinda makes you wonder how many unregistered there are across the country

    • @flyer3455
      @flyer3455 5 місяців тому +40

      I wonder what they mean by registration. Where I live, no registration is required. Perhaps they're referring to background checks for sales?

    • @gengarclefairy3475
      @gengarclefairy3475 5 місяців тому +49

      @@flyer3455guns didn’t need a serial code on them before 1986 I believe, we’ve had 400million guns made since then so who knows how many 100millions are out there with no way to tell who’s they are

    • @usem_and_losem937
      @usem_and_losem937 5 місяців тому +28

      @@flyer3455 in Commiefornia, anytime we purchase, we gotta go through a whole registration process when we buy and like 15 pages of paperwork. Probably easier in every other state except NY. But the point remains, there's probably wayyy more unregistered and not kept track of firearms than tracked, which is the way it should be, imo.

    • @SgtJoeSmith
      @SgtJoeSmith 5 місяців тому +17

      I got a few unregistered firearms. There is no federal or state registration but ffl dealers are supposed to keep records in the event police need to see who 1 was sold to. So they probably talking about how many been sold through ffls. 80kits aren't being counted

    • @mevans4953
      @mevans4953 5 місяців тому

      Most of them will be amongst the red states. Look at a voting map to see who will fight and who will fold. In any case I don’t think anyone would mind if Cali gets invaded untill they push to the border of Arizona.

  • @AdamB12
    @AdamB12 6 місяців тому +1617

    The Admiral of the Japanese Navy (I believe his last name was Yamomoto) said back during WW2 that it would be near impossible to invade America saying: "Theres a rifle behind every blade of grass."

    • @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44
      @how_to_be_a_Old_legionary44 6 місяців тому +55

      yes his lst name was Yamomoto!

    • @BrowncoatGofAZ
      @BrowncoatGofAZ 6 місяців тому +43

      Wait. I heard that that was just an urban legend?

    • @misaelarroyo5712
      @misaelarroyo5712 6 місяців тому +209

      ​@@BrowncoatGofAZ its true. he was an officer that lived and trained in the US, rode his motorcycle from coast to coast and got to see how huge vast and diverse the US was. He knew we were a sleeping giant, he told his chain of command. They didnt listen

    • @suicidaldeer9240
      @suicidaldeer9240 6 місяців тому +29

      ​@@BrowncoatGofAZ It is, there's no evidence that he made that quote.

    • @BrowncoatGofAZ
      @BrowncoatGofAZ 6 місяців тому +22

      @@misaelarroyo5712 that I believe, but not the rifle behind every blade of grass part.

  • @DannRimi
    @DannRimi 5 місяців тому +290

    "Alexa, We need guns"
    "Alexa, close the drawer"
    "Alexa, We need alots of guns"

    • @jasonchiu272
      @jasonchiu272 4 місяці тому +8

      "Alexa, locate nearest gun shop"

    • @CalgarGTX
      @CalgarGTX 3 місяці тому

      @@jasonchiu272 more like 'order me a crate of ammo on amazon'

    • @alanselby69
      @alanselby69 Місяць тому

      @@jasonchiu272 you men nearest walmart

    • @TheRealAnsontp
      @TheRealAnsontp 24 дні тому +4

      “Alexa, locate M14’s near me.”

  • @lildarkling248
    @lildarkling248 5 місяців тому +146

    A little fun fact: The US Air Force is the largest airforce in the world. The second largest is the U.S. Navy

    • @Shaggy-ei8ez
      @Shaggy-ei8ez 4 місяці тому +29

      The second Largest Navy in the world is the US Naval Museums

    • @DanBolton-my9bx
      @DanBolton-my9bx 3 місяці тому +3

      good guess but you are incorrect, saying it is a "fact" is even more embarrassing

    • @joebaxi01
      @joebaxi01 Місяць тому +1

      And the US navy is the second largest navy...

    • @WKRP187
      @WKRP187 29 днів тому

      ​@@joebaxi01Are you referring to China and the fact that they mount a semi automatic rifle to a row boat and call it a "navy vessel" false inflated numbers that they release?? Don't be so gullible

    • @Mr.PerfectCell-M
      @Mr.PerfectCell-M 27 днів тому +6

      @@joebaxi01Jesus Christ
      Yes in terms of numbers it’s china
      But in terms of tonnage it’s America no doute china has around 800k tons and America has 3.4 million

  • @giterdone246
    @giterdone246 6 місяців тому +417

    Lol at the beginning Americans shooting at a Tornado.

    • @AICW
      @AICW 6 місяців тому +28

      Literally the plot of the new movie Twisters. Not joking (except they used rockets instead of bullets).

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 6 місяців тому +7

      What if we drive a structure into the tornado, thats spinning the opposite direction.

    • @michaelhaines3451
      @michaelhaines3451 5 місяців тому +5

      Don't knock it till you've tried it!

    • @spiritsealed
      @spiritsealed 5 місяців тому +3

      Just a normal friday night

    • @PERIL_66
      @PERIL_66 5 місяців тому

      @@AICWwtf wouldnt that turn it into a giant fire 😂

  • @Tunnel_Rat_Nakki
    @Tunnel_Rat_Nakki 6 місяців тому +385

    Finland: land of the thousand lakes, endless forests and defence moral is at staggering 80%

    • @kirkstinson7316
      @kirkstinson7316 6 місяців тому

      How much land did Finland give to Russia ? 11% I think it was. That was to buy them off and stop the invasion

    • @panthersherman453
      @panthersherman453 6 місяців тому +29

      Drunkness in the snow is a staggering 90% in Finland

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 6 місяців тому +16

      Bro minnisota has over 10,000 lakes and thats just 1 state.

    • @ryanthomas985
      @ryanthomas985 5 місяців тому +13

      And 800000 hunters all basicly snipers

    • @Tunnel_Rat_Nakki
      @Tunnel_Rat_Nakki 5 місяців тому +4

      @@ryanthomas985 um no?

  • @WinstonSmith6
    @WinstonSmith6 5 місяців тому +48

    Why invade when you can infiltrate and conquer from within.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 5 місяців тому +13

      Which is sadly what is currently happening...

    • @mrconroy4672
      @mrconroy4672 13 днів тому +2

      I doubt it’ll last long term based on the upcoming presidency.

    • @wadeokaysguitar
      @wadeokaysguitar 10 днів тому

      Seems pretty genius doesn’t it? Combined with weak leaders, it’s the perfect plan.

  • @Act1v8ed
    @Act1v8ed 6 місяців тому +370

    When the dog ran up with grandpas M14 I lost it 😂😂😂

  • @GuukanKitsune
    @GuukanKitsune 5 місяців тому +79

    The thing about invading the mainland US is this:
    Not only is our road system DESIGNED with rapid mass military deployment to ANY godforsaken corner of our continent in mind.
    But there are about 333,000,000 people in the US. Possibly above 400,000,000.
    And about 32% of our country... AT LEAST... is a registered or unregistered firearm owner.
    This means that there are 106 MILLION PLUS armed people in our country.
    If even TEN PERCENT of that chose to resist the invasion as militia because only that many were more than just bluster.
    That would be 10,000,000 militia members.
    Ten. Million.
    TEN MILLION.
    IF JUST 3.2 PERCENT OF THE US CITIZENRY FOUGHT BACK, the invader would be facing down FIVE TIMES THE NUMBER OF THE STANDING ARMY OF CHINA.
    In just CIVILIAN MILITIA ALONE... That is not even LOOKING at the military forces and equipment that would soon be deploying alongside them. 3.2 percent of the US CITIZENRY resisting results in an opposing force TEN MILLION STRONG.
    All with access to a road network allowing said numbers to move easily from one side of the country to another IN LESS THAN A WEEK.
    Invading the US is a terrible idea for THESE REASONS ALONE.

    • @daveb3910
      @daveb3910 4 місяці тому +13

      Unless the threat is from within. And provides for the invading force by flying and busing them to small towns all over the us Hopefully that's not happening but lots of signs point to it is

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 4 місяці тому +14

      @daveb3910 Yes, the extreme alarmist anti-immigrational take. Which ignores, of course, the simple fact that immigration both legal and illegal has been happening continuously on a similar level for our entire nation's history and, of course, on average immigrants are even more supportive and protective of the US than natural-born citizens are.
      Because natural-borns were just born here. Immigrants CHOSE the US.

    • @kayreal1273
      @kayreal1273 4 місяці тому

      @@GuukanKitsune Maybe in the past but you are seeing a huge increase in the last 15 years of anti American sentiment, defacing of historical pieces, Flag burning, etc. Even worse then after the Vietnam war. It has now become the "cool" thing to hate America and be a victim of it's "oppression". You see this type of rhetoric mainly on the left, which based on voting statistics, immigrants especially those from third world countries align with. If we went to war with Mexico who do you think the illegal/legal Mexican immigrants would side with? I would bet my house that a majority would align with Mexico.

    • @BigCaucasoid
      @BigCaucasoid 4 місяці тому +6

      Daveb is right. Our only threat in our lifetime is ourselves

    • @therealrakuster
      @therealrakuster 26 днів тому

      @@GuukanKitsune Immigrants don't necessarily "choose the US" culturally or ideologically speaking, many are just here for money and will gladly sell the country out. This isn't a hypothetical either, it's a reality in pretty much every western country.

  • @xumo4732
    @xumo4732 6 місяців тому +91

    I honestly love how much the animation and art style has improved over the years. I can only imagine how great a remake of some of your old videos with updated information would be.

  • @jamcalx
    @jamcalx 6 місяців тому +917

    The thumbnail needs more explosions.

  • @doublezero2001
    @doublezero2001 3 місяці тому +46

    2:52 best part

  • @SupremeAdmiralTC-Shark
    @SupremeAdmiralTC-Shark 6 місяців тому +1761

    No invader could ever break through the Baltimore Ravens or Pittsburgh Steelers Defense

    • @jckulewsky
      @jckulewsky 6 місяців тому +123

      The Browns seem to do it pretty well recently 🤣

    • @Shockeyfish
      @Shockeyfish 6 місяців тому +43

      As a Steelers fan myself I can agree

    • @ThatHigh1
      @ThatHigh1 6 місяців тому +14

      Maybe the ravens because our defense has been iffy for a while now

    • @Thebeast-iy6uy
      @Thebeast-iy6uy 6 місяців тому +12

      @@ThatHigh1r u Wild we have the guy who had the most ints last year and we had Patrick queen and have Roquan Smith and one of the best safety in the league plus Amazing cbs!

    • @ThunderBunny30
      @ThunderBunny30 6 місяців тому +1

      Steelernation!

  • @thetute59
    @thetute59 6 місяців тому +75

    Switzerland was known for having good shooters. When a german general asked: 'Say, what would you do if we invade your 100'000 strong army with simply 200'000 soldiers?'
    To which a swiss high ranking said:
    'well, we all shoot twice and go home'
    I hope its needless to say its a joke ;-)

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 День тому

      What a dumb comment

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 День тому

      Anybody who knows anything about a invasion is well aware u need 10 x as much power for it to have a chance at success

    • @lilwoodiewood3457
      @lilwoodiewood3457 День тому

      U don't know what guerilla war is how it takes 10x as much power to win .. but your giving us a history lesson make sense bruh ..

    • @thetute59
      @thetute59 День тому

      @@lilwoodiewood3457 u mad bro? :D

  • @justanobody121
    @justanobody121 5 місяців тому +14

    The "average" citizen walking down the sidewalk with an rpg and shorts killed me, 😂

  • @ieetpeople4003
    @ieetpeople4003 6 місяців тому +603

    One thing that people should realize about the US military is it's more of a logistics organization that dabbles in war fighting. Since WWII we know logistics better than anyone else. While the Germans and Japanese were worried about getting ANY food to their troops, we were worried about how to keep our ice cream cold longer.

    • @kulrigalestout
      @kulrigalestout 6 місяців тому +127

      The Ice Cream Barge is my favorite ship type in the US fleet, no competition.

    • @Actrazorflactem
      @Actrazorflactem 6 місяців тому +60

      This is so painfully true. Thr Berlin Air drop during the cold war effectively won the war in the end.

    • @joshuaortiz2031
      @joshuaortiz2031 6 місяців тому +13

      I worked in logistics in the US army from 2006-2015

    • @kalamari3288
      @kalamari3288 6 місяців тому +88

      More recently, in Iraq, some of our bases had Burger King. We literally took land in a country halfway across the planet and brought our fast food along with us.

    • @Reece-3601
      @Reece-3601 6 місяців тому +9

      I mean, you lot DID join the war rather late, it's no wonder infrastructure would be in excellent shape

  • @GhostTrueCapitalist
    @GhostTrueCapitalist 6 місяців тому +697

    11:03 - "Me and the boys going to invade Russia"
    *gets screwed by General Winter*

    • @AntarcticState
      @AntarcticState 6 місяців тому +34

      *global warming intensifies*

    • @isaacdavis7979
      @isaacdavis7979 6 місяців тому +12

      Who is this Mysterious Russian 🇷🇺 General Winter ☃️❄️ 😅😊😂?​@@AntarcticState

    • @thegradyfiles
      @thegradyfiles 6 місяців тому +25

      Except for Mongolia and they even did it during the winter

    • @AndersHintion
      @AndersHintion 6 місяців тому

      ​@@isaacdavis7979Siberia

    • @GhostTrueCapitalist
      @GhostTrueCapitalist 6 місяців тому +10

      @@thegradyfiles Mongols are built different

  • @simply_exploring
    @simply_exploring 5 місяців тому +7

    The dude shooting a tornado with a machine-gun and burgers exploding out of it 😂

  • @crazyzombiebos7778
    @crazyzombiebos7778 6 місяців тому +267

    An invasion would never cross the Appalachian mountains… too many old heads who still know the Old Ways.

    • @Caldwelhax
      @Caldwelhax 6 місяців тому

      Drunken hillbillys with old shotguns and banjos

    • @joeyfish5
      @joeyfish5 6 місяців тому +57

      The old ways would pick off a few by themselves. The cryptids will take their blood tax

    • @thatperson12349
      @thatperson12349 6 місяців тому +64

      Imagine a soldier surviving a failed attack in the Appalachia "There were people rising from the dirt and a guy wearing a deer head rushed one of us with a spoon"

    • @TacticalEd762
      @TacticalEd762 6 місяців тому +26

      “Under every granny’s wheelchair there will be a derringer”

    • @therandomscout6590
      @therandomscout6590 6 місяців тому +8

      I'm pretty sure in Fallout 76, there's mission to take out Chinese Remnants hiding in caves.

  • @zomaskingdom
    @zomaskingdom 6 місяців тому +216

    The thumbnail had me rolling even as someone from the US.

  • @terraincognita9614
    @terraincognita9614 5 місяців тому +17

    The kids with guns and mullet man shooting at the tornado had me 💀 man these animations are incredible 😂

  • @a3e025
    @a3e025 6 місяців тому +234

    6:41 funny enough, Germany was not so happy when they found out that a bridge they built with Switzerland between them had been packed with explosives

    • @endyender1703
      @endyender1703 6 місяців тому +31

      Only the Swiss half had explosives. The German half did not.

    • @gianurwiler5098
      @gianurwiler5098 6 місяців тому +4

      @@endyender1703 yeah

    • @gwebb680
      @gwebb680 6 місяців тому +39

      @@endyender1703 😄 "What are complaining about? Your half is still there."

    • @robertwilloughby8050
      @robertwilloughby8050 6 місяців тому

      It's happened a few times, including a bridge built IN THE EARLY 2000'S! The German contactor asked "Why, after nearly 60 years of peace don't you trust us?" The Swiss guys just said "The fact you're counting how many years you've been at peace is why we don't trust you". Burn!

    • @berthelvetic1923
      @berthelvetic1923 5 місяців тому

      Surprise, Surprise. All the bridges or tunnels are loaded in Switzerland. The tunnels not loaded are prepared as hospitals or trupp quarters.

  • @Windona
    @Windona 5 місяців тому +274

    Not to mention the US explicitly build the highway system to make it easier to move tanks across the country in the event of an invasion.
    Switzerland being so hard to invade over the centuries is especially impressive since it borders so many countries that were at war with each other.

    • @LawrenceW-vo1tg
      @LawrenceW-vo1tg 5 місяців тому +5

      Is that true? I've never heard of that.

    • @NinjaWeedle
      @NinjaWeedle 5 місяців тому +30

      @@LawrenceW-vo1tgyeah, the interstates were initially built for moving military vehicles of all sorts quickly

    • @spencerspillman7904
      @spencerspillman7904 5 місяців тому +6

      @@NinjaWeedlewasn’t that also a big reason the autobahn was made?

    • @CornPopsDood
      @CornPopsDood 5 місяців тому +13

      @@spencerspillman7904the interstates were actually modeled after the autobahn.

    • @michaelweston1042
      @michaelweston1042 5 місяців тому +4

      @@LawrenceW-vo1tg Eisenhower, with his history it's clear why he was a big proponent.

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane 13 днів тому +3

    You really need to worry when the trees start speaking "Yee-Haw"

  • @1998232v6
    @1998232v6 6 місяців тому +61

    I live in the Midwest and I could totally see someone shooting at a tornado that was throwing hamburgers.

    • @Flagdread
      @Flagdread 5 місяців тому +1

      You were looking into a mirror 👑

    • @Dremag_Gaming
      @Dremag_Gaming 5 місяців тому

      There was that one year someone said they should shoot a hurricane so that it would go another way. (think it was in Florida)

  • @leaitihr9885
    @leaitihr9885 6 місяців тому +327

    Fallout Switzerland lore: a vault that was filled with aging cheese closed but had a minor radiation filtration...that created sentient cheese

    • @izakireemsi2783
      @izakireemsi2783 6 місяців тому +19

      Cheese Crawlers 😱

    • @Captain_Yami_Sukehiro
      @Captain_Yami_Sukehiro 6 місяців тому

      it will find all crackers and cover them in a hot nuclear cheese

    • @juanelorriaga2840
      @juanelorriaga2840 6 місяців тому +9

      Cool big chunks of sentient cheese trying to kill people

    • @Pixel22-fs3tt
      @Pixel22-fs3tt 6 місяців тому +17

      That would be interesting to see a Fallout Switzerland. Modders! Get to work on it please!

    • @MGC-1977
      @MGC-1977 6 місяців тому +3

      Nice to meet you, human 😁

  • @EuphoricAngel
    @EuphoricAngel 6 місяців тому +232

    3:23 Emotional Support RPG

    • @fastestdino2
      @fastestdino2 6 місяців тому +26

      I don't feel safe going outside without my emotional support RPG7 (I'm depressed)

    • @archlich4489
      @archlich4489 6 місяців тому +9

      We've all been there.

    • @dankmemer9992
      @dankmemer9992 6 місяців тому +7

      Not support enough. When I go out, I need to put a leash around my emotional support nuke so i dont have a conniption in public.

    • @panthersherman453
      @panthersherman453 6 місяців тому +5

      It’s his right to bear an Emotional Support RPG. Several states allow this in exchange for a $50 fee

    • @AlliedMastercomputer_AM
      @AlliedMastercomputer_AM 6 місяців тому +2

      Where you can get one?

  • @routereyes6408
    @routereyes6408 14 днів тому +2

    Even though we have incredible topography, we also have an incredible interstate system.

  • @shamelabaza3572
    @shamelabaza3572 6 місяців тому +1131

    Yes you can invade russia , but you're neither staying nor getting out

    • @janet6421
      @janet6421 6 місяців тому +35

      Same can be said about a lot of places.

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 6 місяців тому

      ​@@janet6421History has told us
      Unless you can take Russia in a year, and start in January
      You're revolution/invasion will be squashed without the support of the local people.

    • @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave
      @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave 6 місяців тому +69

      ​@@janet6421 not france or poland lol

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 6 місяців тому +28

      ​​​Russia's Siberian territory is bigger than Canada is in total land mass by 3-4 million square kilometers. This doesn't count the European section of Russia which has the same land mass as half of Brazil

    • @thejunglecommando
      @thejunglecommando 6 місяців тому +30

      Yep even I as an American believe we cannot entirely invade Russia, but neither can they

  • @dominicguye8058
    @dominicguye8058 6 місяців тому +60

    Errors in the map at 1:39:: Kyrgyzstan has been conquered by China, the Caspian Sea has been drained, Sudan has reconquered South Sudan

    • @withchristaloneful
      @withchristaloneful 5 місяців тому +4

      In the map of Britain they didn't include Northern Ireland

    • @chrisleon5918
      @chrisleon5918 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@withchristalonefulErin go Braugh

    • @tritium1998
      @tritium1998 5 місяців тому +2

      Having a China mapped like that is always an indicator that the video is full of crap.

  • @ZeePanzer
    @ZeePanzer 5 місяців тому +13

    Meanwhile Brazil: surrounded by way weaker countryes, and any non south american army would need do trespass the whole amazon forest to be able to invade.

  • @jacobzehner2004
    @jacobzehner2004 6 місяців тому +40

    1939-1945
    Switzerland get to sit back and enjoys a drink while the whole world is fighting

  • @bravo_cj
    @bravo_cj 6 місяців тому +100

    3:55 POV: someone tried to invade Texas😂

    • @holmesketrick7
      @holmesketrick7 5 місяців тому +1

      Truee

    • @rossjones5741
      @rossjones5741 5 місяців тому +2

      and lost big time 😮.

    • @joebaxi01
      @joebaxi01 Місяць тому +1

      Seemingly a 15 year old with an AR15 can invade parts of Texas

  • @ky0611
    @ky0611 3 місяці тому +2

    The way you integrated the sponsor into the video is the best I've seen.

  • @ChrisKane-
    @ChrisKane- 6 місяців тому +178

    Ohio Fried Chicken, Burger Queen and WcDonald's!

    • @azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401
      @azimisyauqieabdulwahab9401 6 місяців тому +3

      @@ChrisKane- 😂

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 6 місяців тому +1

      @ChrisKane- Ha ha 🤣😂

    • @Kasierriech
      @Kasierriech 6 місяців тому +5

      Goofy ahh brands💀☠️(Popeyes = plockmouths)💀☠️

    • @FastQ352
      @FastQ352 6 місяців тому +4

      Don't forget Pizza House!!!

    • @FastQ352
      @FastQ352 6 місяців тому +5

      @JoshIsSoGoofy Dairy King

  • @aqw7912
    @aqw7912 6 місяців тому +266

    0:32 WTF IS A KILOMETER!!!!!!!!!🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @dimitraartistautisticidiotr
      @dimitraartistautisticidiotr 6 місяців тому +10

      PHIL CASSIDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    • @ralphvelthuis2359
      @ralphvelthuis2359 6 місяців тому +12

      The leangth measurement all the civilized countries on earth use.

    • @derigel7662
      @derigel7662 6 місяців тому +22

      ​@@ralphvelthuis2359that why we won 2 world wars, made it to the moon, AND built motor vehicles???? Stop me when someone else has done anything note worthy

    • @whosalexlmao
      @whosalexlmao 6 місяців тому

      HAHAHAHA

    • @minecraftfox4384
      @minecraftfox4384 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@ralphvelthuis2359"civilized", where? All I see are not sees in your countries.

  • @unknownuser6757
    @unknownuser6757 2 дні тому +2

    Where do we go after we die?

  • @lemaitredesjeuxdusort7526
    @lemaitredesjeuxdusort7526 6 місяців тому +89

    I love Napoleon doing the doctor livesey walk meme at 11:04
    it's just funny

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 6 місяців тому +5

      He was the Chad of his era.

    • @zacky1010
      @zacky1010 6 місяців тому +2

      Oh my god he is I can see the sway in his shoulders now lmao

  • @nemoexnuqual3643
    @nemoexnuqual3643 5 місяців тому +249

    Correction on US gun count. We have over 400,000,000 new gun sales since we started counting and doing background checks in 1996.
    We have no clue on how many guns were made and sold prior to 96.
    Serial numbers on domestic rifles and shotgun were not required until 1986.
    Based on gun manufacturer profit records divided by average cost of their weapons at the time estimates exceed 1 Billion. Then there are home made guns, a surprisingly popular hobby, there is no way to estimate the number of these weapons. We do know that many gun buyback programs go broke quickly after boxes of $15 home made guns are turned in for $300 Walmart gift cards, which then presumably are used to hit up hardware isles and make more guns as well as getting some groceries and ammo. A beautiful example of American cobra farming.
    Also 2/3s of Republicans admit to surveyors that they own at least one gun.
    All told the US civilian population owns more guns than the combined militaries and police of the earth. Yet has only a 0.003% higher homicide rate (3 per 100,000) compared to the UK.

    • @bttlw4
      @bttlw4 5 місяців тому +67

      God I love this country

    • @George83_Thomas
      @George83_Thomas 5 місяців тому +22

      All l can say is…
      that’s a lot

    • @nemoexnuqual3643
      @nemoexnuqual3643 5 місяців тому +34

      @@George83_Thomas and we need more. 2/3 of conservative households admit to owning at least one gun. Many of us have basically family armories.
      It shouldn’t be surprising to those familiar with rural life. My town for example has no police except the odd statey rolling through our mostly desolate highway and a county Sheriff office that seldom has more than three deputies on duty (and one is on the radio) covering about a thousand square miles. If you call 911 you can expect 45 minutes to an hour response time. If someone meaning harm pulls off the highway or if a bear, moose, cougar of wolf pack is threatening us or livestock we are on our own and since the days of the pioneer and lone fur trapper we have preferred this self sufficient life style and been armed to the teeth with every kind of weapon available to meet any threat.
      When you drive through a small rural town you see people watching your unfamiliar car because we all watch out for ourselves and each other.
      The result is some of the safest areas on the map. My town for example has had two homicides in the last 120 years, both killers were stopped with armed townsfolk. One of these was a early 1900’s fight over a woman that was ended with a .45 bullet from the woman’s brother, the other was about five years ago when a crazy drug addled out of towner veered off the road into a random home and attacked the homeowner which was stopped by the homeowners wife with a “bear gun.”
      This armament makes small towns safe, quiet, and very polite.

    • @Wifgargfhaurh
      @Wifgargfhaurh 5 місяців тому

      Great point with that last sentence. Many politicians will have you believe that America is the murder capital of the world.

    • @WeaponizedGoochsweat
      @WeaponizedGoochsweat 5 місяців тому +22

      God bless America

  • @firesturmgaming
    @firesturmgaming 4 місяці тому +3

    As Isoroku Yamamoto said once about America: "A gun behind every blade of grass."

  • @mmatchinsky
    @mmatchinsky 6 місяців тому +98

    Another problem with invading the US would be the time required to collect the men, material and supplies needed for such an invasion. Landing craft, transport ships and planes, men, armored vehicles, ammunition, food, water, etc are all necessary on Day 1. Anyone stockpiling such items, especially landing craft, would certainly be suspect. Unless we piss off Canada or Mexico.

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 6 місяців тому +10

      You act like they wouldnt just try to send an endless wave of balloons or drone swarms

    • @peterwhitcomb8315
      @peterwhitcomb8315 6 місяців тому +12

      You forget about our "friends" in Cuba. That would be the launching point with resupplies coming from Venezuela (and surrounding areas). There is a reason America purposefully keeps that area in Central America unstable.

    • @mmatchinsky
      @mmatchinsky 6 місяців тому +7

      @@peterwhitcomb8315 Not really. Again, we'd see any build up years in advance.

    • @solomonofakkad1927
      @solomonofakkad1927 6 місяців тому +6

      @@JacobWillits Japan did send thousands of explosive balloons to the US during WW2, only single-digit number of people died. And for drone swarm, if that is actually a viable strategy, Russia would easily conquered Ukraine and China would've conquered Taiwan for now. Small drones have poor range, so you have to be able to deploy them relatively close to the frontline anyway. Plus, you literally could be spending tens of millions of an equivalent of 155 mm round a month, which is too heavy for cheap commercial drones to carry, and your chance at conquering a medium-sized country by the end of the year would still be unlikely. And no countries can produce an equivalent of 155 mm shell fast enough to sustain spending a few hundred thousands rounds a month, let alone tens of millions.

    • @trying3841
      @trying3841 5 місяців тому

      American citizens own over 300,000,000 firearms. Almost every man woman and child could be used to fight an invasion force lol

  • @Error_Message
    @Error_Message 5 місяців тому +181

    As an American my eyeballs are telling me to be offended by the family gun scenes but it's so ridiculous I can't help but laugh.

    • @tw8464
      @tw8464 5 місяців тому +12

      As an American it's hilarious but kinda true too 😅

    • @bennydave4160
      @bennydave4160 5 місяців тому +18

      That's how it's supposed to be

    • @hotshtsr20
      @hotshtsr20 5 місяців тому +17

      You don’t play fetch with a rifle?

    • @ColonelSanders17
      @ColonelSanders17 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@hotshtsr20 been doing that since I was 1 month old.

    • @catmand5h
      @catmand5h 5 місяців тому +19

      As an American myself, I'm not offended by that. I'm offended that it's disappearing.

  • @piyo05031231
    @piyo05031231 5 місяців тому +5

    I love how the first thing i see as I enter youtube is a family with guns a baby with a bazooka and an eagle with 2 m16’s

  • @Man_face24
    @Man_face24 6 місяців тому +64

    The baby in the thumbnail holding a bazooka was funny asf😂 😂

    • @year111
      @year111 5 місяців тому +6

      That would have been Maggie in a Simpsons episode.

  • @maddog4u31757
    @maddog4u31757 6 місяців тому +25

    I love that they referenced the video of the guy pulling all the firearms out of his pants. I remember seeing it in like the 6th grade

  • @Anthony-42090
    @Anthony-42090 28 днів тому +3

    Something Abraham Lincoln said, "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we lose our freedoms it will be because we have destroyed ourselves from within."

  • @dandyosavage
    @dandyosavage 5 місяців тому +36

    The Swiss: "shooting is fun hobby."
    The US: "Cute. Its our way of life."

    • @crow8737
      @crow8737 3 місяці тому

      You people are sad

    • @dandyosavage
      @dandyosavage 3 місяці тому

      @crow8737 id rather be in the shittiest place here than wherever you're from.

  • @CliffCardi
    @CliffCardi 6 місяців тому +54

    “An invasion of the mainland United States is impossible. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.”
    -Adimral Yamamoto

    • @rudridz
      @rudridz 6 місяців тому +8

      Yeah I live in a super liberal city, people get surprised when they realize that a lot of people here own firearms. I own over 30 different rifles, shotguns, and handguns and have probably close to 20,000 rounds of ammo in my closet.

    • @Chadrick2
      @Chadrick2 6 місяців тому

      @@rudridz Why dont you put it to use then?

    • @LouisBilodeau-k4s
      @LouisBilodeau-k4s 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Chadrick2cause that's called murder, definitely illegal.

    • @tritium1998
      @tritium1998 5 місяців тому +2

      It was impossible because US tanks, ships, and planes destroyed his military instead.

    • @joebaxi01
      @joebaxi01 Місяць тому

      He never said that. Myth

  • @historyaddict1776
    @historyaddict1776 4 місяці тому +4

    When people think of a state with a lot of guns everyone thinks Texas, I live in Kentucky we have no permit laws here plus the only thing you need to own full auto gun is to pay the federal tax to get one. It only took me 2 hours to purchase my first gun and my second only took 5 minutes.

  • @MonkeyJedi99
    @MonkeyJedi99 6 місяців тому +66

    I have a lot of international warfare experience.
    According to the board for Risk, the Australia-New Zealand-Indonesia region is the hardest to invade.
    Also the easiest to lock up and get the region troop recruiting bonus for.

    • @M1_sharpdressfellow
      @M1_sharpdressfellow 5 місяців тому +1

      Elaborate good sir/madame.

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 5 місяців тому

      Curios, why is that

    • @goverat
      @goverat 5 місяців тому +1

      @@lancetheking7524because they are islands with massive distances to cross before you reach them.
      Australia also has next to no resources from the northern approach so supply lines are insanely stretched

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 5 місяців тому

      @@goverat ah interesting

    • @spencerspillman7904
      @spencerspillman7904 5 місяців тому +1

      Have you ever played Axis and Allies? A lot like risk but better imo

  • @Harikejn
    @Harikejn 6 місяців тому +62

    Believe it or not there is one fun fact. And that is that US Army before WWII, was smaller than the Yugoslav army.

    • @brandytoney7604
      @brandytoney7604 6 місяців тому +5

      Dang

    • @Harikejn
      @Harikejn 6 місяців тому +3

      @@brandytoney7604 Well, it happened that.

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 5 місяців тому +4

      Yea but once the war happened we exploded in size and power

    • @Harikejn
      @Harikejn 5 місяців тому +4

      @@JustADiamondBlock Also was Yugoslavia as well.

    • @garrettferrell6821
      @garrettferrell6821 5 місяців тому +1

      Damn,I never knew that

  • @BinitaSubedi1998
    @BinitaSubedi1998 5 місяців тому +13

    3:27 even the German shepherd carrying 😂

  • @MrThePsychologist
    @MrThePsychologist 6 місяців тому +41

    it is not difficult to invade afghanistan it is difficult to keep it

    • @dobridjordje
      @dobridjordje 6 місяців тому +8

      On the other hand, Vietnam is hard to both invade and keep lol

    • @MrThePsychologist
      @MrThePsychologist 6 місяців тому +3

      @@dobridjordje japanese flaten vietnam

    • @dobridjordje
      @dobridjordje 6 місяців тому +6

      @@MrThePsychologist Eh Vietnam had no army to defend against that invasion, it wasn't until 1944. when Viet Minh was created that Japanese started to bite way more than they could chew.

    • @MrThePsychologist
      @MrThePsychologist 6 місяців тому

      @@dobridjordje so did afghanistan

    • @solomonofakkad1927
      @solomonofakkad1927 6 місяців тому +4

      You're correct, the US actually managed to topple the Taliban government in just weeks, but they spent a whole generation dealing with insurgents.

  • @MatthewSmith-to1hz
    @MatthewSmith-to1hz 6 місяців тому +42

    3:33
    It's actually 188 guns per 100.

    • @BenWilson-cp6ld
      @BenWilson-cp6ld 5 місяців тому

      ​@@FijyFilmsI don't know anyone with a registered firearm. And everyone I know has firearms. There's no firearm registration system in my state that I know of.

    • @BenWilson-cp6ld
      @BenWilson-cp6ld 5 місяців тому

      ​@@FijyFilms I don't know anyone with a registered firearm. And everyone I know except for felons has several firearms. I don't even know how to registered any of my firearms. It's just not a thing in my state

    • @solvency2690
      @solvency2690 4 місяці тому

      ​​@@BenWilson-cp6ld if you bought modern guns from a gun store there is a number engraved on the firearm and that number is connected to you based on the purchase date... if you were to privately sell a firearm to someone else and they were to use it in a crime, it would come back to you. Just a warning. If all of your firearms were purchased via private sales then you are likely correct that there is no connection between you and the firearm. In fairness it isnt so much a registry as it is a purchase record that is maintained by the State.

    • @nanoscapehd6179
      @nanoscapehd6179 23 дні тому

      @@solvency2690it’s actually illegal to federally register a firearm to a person. That would have to be a democratic state thing

  • @haarukko
    @haarukko 5 місяців тому +2

    Actually surprised Finland isn't on the list, the entire country's military doctrine and infrastructure is built around this very concept

  • @GetAwayFroMe
    @GetAwayFroMe 5 місяців тому +19

    0:55
    1. USAF
    2. US Navy
    3. US Army (aviation)
    6. USMC

  • @joshuapretorius7800
    @joshuapretorius7800 6 місяців тому +21

    The other thing of Britain is of course the highlands of Scotland will be difficult to traverse and along with the many canals that are in Britain choke points along bridges will become inevitable. Combine that with the maize of hedges and muddy lanes will make Britain hard to conquer even after crossing the channel which will have to be done in favorable sea conditions.

    • @veeeks2938
      @veeeks2938 6 місяців тому

      Also the border regions between England and Scotland. There was a reason that Border Reivers were a thing there for 4 centuries.

    • @colonelangus8247
      @colonelangus8247 6 місяців тому

      Great Britains civil defense is to put it mildly and politely well you know the thing.

    • @scribbles1424
      @scribbles1424 5 місяців тому

      The British cannot defend against riots. Why would you send in an army when all you have to do is wait a few decades and run the joint?

    • @brianevans3011
      @brianevans3011 2 місяці тому

      But an invasion to Britain would not need to cross these - the vast population of Scotland are in their cities, and Scotland is a small population compared to the the rest of the UK combined.

  • @kamron_thurmond
    @kamron_thurmond 5 місяців тому +9

    The Swiss sound like a nation of preppers.

    • @Aanaartu
      @Aanaartu 5 місяців тому

      Except the mountains and being able to buy their service rifle, that sounded pretty much like Finland. We even employ the same way of having bunkers in every new building of a certain size 😂

  • @eaglesclaws8
    @eaglesclaws8 6 місяців тому +23

    the geography in usa is beyond perfect for defense too. barrier mts on both east and west coast.

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 6 місяців тому +2

      Impassable desert and the Rio Grande to the south, allied Canada to the north, the impenetrable Rocky Mountains in the west, and the eastern shield of Appalachia defending the heartland, with both coasts guarded by the most powerful navy the world has ever seen. It’d genuinely take every military on the planet to try and even land on one of America’s coasts

    • @SeraphRyan
      @SeraphRyan 5 місяців тому +2

      @@thiccchungo1041 and to the south is mexico. As funny as it is to say, you think the cartels and such would allow free passage to an invasion force to come to the south of the US? They would never risk losing the rich corporate people that pay for the cocaine they bring up. Whatever the invasion force is, would have to deal with that first before even thinking about making it to the US.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 5 місяців тому

      ​@@thiccchungo1041 even the Great Plains poses a risk to an invading army. Even though an invading army would be able to spread out across it, the problem is that the land is far in land that they are dead center wide open, and would be seen hundreds of miles away.

  • @Slender_Man_186
    @Slender_Man_186 5 місяців тому +5

    The thumbnail kinda sums it up, while the "a rifle behind every blade of grass" quote likely wasn't actually said by admiral Yamamoto, the sentiment behind it is still very much true.

  • @ulyssees30y
    @ulyssees30y 25 днів тому +1

    He forgot to mention that of equal importance with the two oceans and an armed citizenry is our interstate highway system. The original name of the system was the Dwight D. Eisenhower System of Interstate and Defense Highways. The primary purpose of our highways is not civilian transportation and commerce. It was built to move armies. The system is meant both to repel invasion and to put down rebellion.

  • @SirHellNaja
    @SirHellNaja 6 місяців тому +8

    There's a common misinformation about admiral Isoroku Yamamoto saying the US is impossible to invade is because "A rifle behind every blade of grass."
    While Isoroku known full well that the US isn't possible to invade and even suggested to the higher-ups that they shouldn't do it, there's no evidence he said this quote. Alongside with the popular "I fear that I may have awaken a sleeping giant." Which is from a movie.
    The closest thing he ever said was "I shall run wild for 6 months to a year, victory after victory. After that, I have no expectation of success."

  • @soulknife20
    @soulknife20 6 місяців тому +32

    They didn't mention the numerous military bases that house divisions of military personnel that are stateside.

  • @benw3264
    @benw3264 26 днів тому +2

    I dunno what’s funnier in the thumbnail: the dog with a gun or the baby with a bazooka

  • @randomguyonyoutube4701
    @randomguyonyoutube4701 6 місяців тому +117

    thumbnail did ‘murica dirty

    • @dimitraartistautisticidiotr
      @dimitraartistautisticidiotr 6 місяців тому +5

      phil cassidy

    • @AccountLastname-yx9hh
      @AccountLastname-yx9hh 6 місяців тому +11

      It’s accurate

    • @AManNamedHawk
      @AManNamedHawk 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dimitraartistautisticidiotrDuuuude based reference. I always wanted to grow up like him.

    • @DarkKatzy013
      @DarkKatzy013 6 місяців тому

      Nah we be a special kinda crazy in some parts of the USA. Like nobody is giving a literal baby a gun but many children know how to shoot.

    • @JacobWillits
      @JacobWillits 6 місяців тому +6

      The bald eagle with 2 m16s

  • @coltonbarnes7861
    @coltonbarnes7861 6 місяців тому +6

    People talk about Switzerland in ww2, but no one talking about the real reason hitler didnt want to conquer the alps, Lichtenstein

  • @apostateunion
    @apostateunion 23 дні тому +1

    Whoever did the animation for the US needs a raise

  • @dompdompdomp
    @dompdompdomp 5 місяців тому +77

    I am surprised Taiwan isn’t on this list. It’s a floating Switzerland for christ’s sake

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 5 місяців тому +7

      Not Switzerland, it’s a fortress. And it ain’t neutral…

    • @mynamesjeff.f
      @mynamesjeff.f 5 місяців тому +5

      Taiwan was invaded successfully before by Japan.

    • @mynamesjeff.f
      @mynamesjeff.f 5 місяців тому

      Only reason it was relinquished was due to a surrender agreement by the US

    • @JustADiamondBlock
      @JustADiamondBlock 5 місяців тому +7

      @@mynamesjeff.f that was a 100 years ago when it was still Chinese I believe, now it’s independent and heavily fortified against China.

    • @dompdompdomp
      @dompdompdomp 5 місяців тому +9

      @@mynamesjeff.f Taiwan had virtually no military on the island when Japan invaded. The Taiwan Strait has some of the roughest waters in the world which means Qing Dynasty China had a lot of trouble sending its wooden navy boats across to Taiwan

  • @LagoRancoHelicopterTours
    @LagoRancoHelicopterTours 6 місяців тому +108

    The idea of even trying to invade the US or Russia is just time wasted

    • @derigel7662
      @derigel7662 6 місяців тому +18

      All russia has is weather bro.....we would steam roll them in a week of we didnt have to follow the "Geneva convention" amd rules of engagement

    • @Ciurk
      @Ciurk 6 місяців тому +43

      @@derigel7662 who is “we” nobody knows where you live

    • @TheRebelAllianceAreTerrorists
      @TheRebelAllianceAreTerrorists 6 місяців тому +10

      @@derigel7662 I'd like to see you get an Army and try, good luck comrade

    • @unifiedhorizons2663
      @unifiedhorizons2663 6 місяців тому +2

      USA was able to supply there troops in russIa USA could do it. do 2 our overwhelming supply.
      it’s simply do we want to track it to Moscow

    • @MapleSyrupMCGA
      @MapleSyrupMCGA 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@@derigel7662hahahahaha

  • @rushmerandom971
    @rushmerandom971 12 днів тому +1

    Well everyone has to remember what happened to the last country who messed with Hawaii. “We sunk 3 ships and they dropped the sun on us twice!”

  • @alm5992
    @alm5992 6 місяців тому +83

    Strange that one of the reasons for not being able to invade Afghanistan wasn't mentioned: U.S. armed the "rebels" to fight the Soviets- then were attacked by those same "rebels" when US decided to invade. That's got to be one of the top 5 stupidest military decisions of all time.

    • @derigel7662
      @derigel7662 6 місяців тому

      Yeaaaaaa that wasnt really the USs fault 100% but yea there was a whoops there for sure. Maybe someone should have ran a background check on the Tallyban

    • @kirkstinson7316
      @kirkstinson7316 6 місяців тому +13

      Check the history of Afghanistan. No one has been able to take it over. Invade? But take over no.

    • @pckkaboo6800
      @pckkaboo6800 6 місяців тому

      All because of rules of engagement, if those restrictions are lifted, the invasion will end in weeks

    • @bobz99
      @bobz99 6 місяців тому +16

      No, the US arming the rebels to fight to Soviets was a good decision because it help lead to the collapse of the USSR, the rebels the US armed werent the ones that they fought when they invaded afghanistan

    • @yuritarted984
      @yuritarted984 6 місяців тому

      We don’t just invade we occupied basically the whole country for twenty years we simply left because it was to expensive and the us population didn’t want us to be there anymore

  • @FOX_930
    @FOX_930 6 місяців тому +10

    Like the detail of Switzerland "borrowing" gold from germany

  • @thingamabob3902
    @thingamabob3902 21 день тому +1

    I know "Mad Max" was located in Australia ...but in a "Postapocalyptic Max-World" ... Switzerland would be one of the biggest and fiercest Warlords ^^

  • @BrandonHanson
    @BrandonHanson 6 місяців тому +85

    Honorable mention about Alaska. If anyone can recall. The Aleutian Islands had some taken over by the Japanese in World War 2. Also dring World War 2, they also conquered Guam and the Philippines before they became an independent country (the Philippines). So, in general. Yes, the United States of America is a difficult country to invade, but they don't teach your everyday person in our country about this.

    • @dobridjordje
      @dobridjordje 6 місяців тому

      Aleutians campaign was a bloodbath for the Japanese as well as Americans, extremely inhospitable terrain.

    • @pslacum
      @pslacum 6 місяців тому +19

      They do though, this is readily common information taught in any basic high school history class.

    • @SpeedDemon_Editzzz
      @SpeedDemon_Editzzz 6 місяців тому +4

      ​@@pslacumYeah basic geography and history as we can clearly anywhere on yt or real life see masterfully mastered by wokemericans🤣

    • @ieetpeople4003
      @ieetpeople4003 6 місяців тому +6

      That's like... US History 101 in the chapters about WWII. Every highschooler learns about what US territories the Japanese invaded.

    • @SpeedDemon_Editzzz
      @SpeedDemon_Editzzz 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ieetpeople4003 yeah but basic geography is not💯

  • @matthewskudzienski888
    @matthewskudzienski888 6 місяців тому +31

    “Wolverines!!!”

  • @Okay-bd4ix
    @Okay-bd4ix 4 місяці тому +3

    Keep in mind that the most common rifle in the US is the AR-15, often chambered in the same caliber as NATO rifles use on the front lines.

  • @Chanty_lly
    @Chanty_lly 6 місяців тому +66

    @2:47 fcking savage, shooting at tornadoes

    • @dimitraartistautisticidiotr
      @dimitraartistautisticidiotr 6 місяців тому +1

      PHIL CASSIDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING

    • @panthersherman453
      @panthersherman453 6 місяців тому +5

      Floridian man actually had an event for that. When hurricane Irma was gonna hit the south Floridians held a Facebook event to shoot the hurricane

    • @cr0sad3r70
      @cr0sad3r70 6 місяців тому +2

      He's a true American Patriot

    • @nicolestimothy9921
      @nicolestimothy9921 6 місяців тому +2

      Ain't no Love in Oklahoma.

    • @LouisBilodeau-k4s
      @LouisBilodeau-k4s 6 місяців тому +2

      Good we don't want wimps here anyways​@JoshIsSoGoofy

  • @dum747
    @dum747 5 місяців тому +7

    2:00 I'm Alaskan
    Winter is end October to beginning may
    Spring beginning may to beginning June
    Summer is beginning june to end October (this is for the interior)
    In spring it starts slushy ends muddy and 30⁰f (0⁰c)
    In summer it can get up to 110⁰f
    Fall is very short but it is 50⁰f
    Winter is -30⁰f with up to 2-3 ft of snow
    Down in the Aleutian Islands could be a blank of snow for a week then no snow
    Edit
    No population centers
    Anchorage Alaska has a population of 280,000 in an area of 2,000mi²
    For comparison LA is 500mi²

  • @nanoscapehd6179
    @nanoscapehd6179 23 дні тому +3

    I don’t think people realize how overpowered the US really is. Texas alone could take down most nations alone quite easily. Most people in Texas own guns and a good portion practice quite frequently. So good luck to anyone who tried to invade the US

  • @Psycho-go5yr
    @Psycho-go5yr 6 місяців тому +20

    As a Texan who has to deal with extreme storms and tornadoes every spring and brutal, potentially deadly heat every summer not to mention the hurricanes that can stampede through during both seasons... I can confirm that we are stubborn enough to fight mother nature herself. That scene of an American firing a hail of bullets at a tornado is accurate. The planet itself tries to kill us. An invading army would be about as intimidating as a yappy chihuahua in comparison.

    • @meadowsplumbing8659
      @meadowsplumbing8659 5 місяців тому +2

      Let alone cactus, misquite, briar, rattle snakes, corral snakes, copper heads,cotton mouths, black widow's, brown recluse, wild hogs, coyotes, bull sharks, and oilfield workers.

    • @jevans.writer
      @jevans.writer 5 місяців тому

      You know if Texas was ever attacked by an invading army, there'd be Okies coming down from Oklahoma. And probably Arkansans, too. Why should y'all have all the fun.

    • @Psycho-go5yr
      @Psycho-go5yr 5 місяців тому +1

      @@jevans.writer lol by the time you drove down here there may not be much left xD

    • @jevans.writer
      @jevans.writer 5 місяців тому

      @@Psycho-go5yr Haha yeah probably

    • @charles9571
      @charles9571 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@jevans.writer and volunteers from Tennessee

  • @Chris_Topher-c6k
    @Chris_Topher-c6k 6 місяців тому +5

    The video: 😃😃😃. The thumbnail: 💀💀💀 is the family even allowed to let the baby have a bazooka 💀💀💀💀

  • @marcosdlopezlopez1443
    @marcosdlopezlopez1443 5 місяців тому +2

    He didn't mention the creatures that lurk the Appalachian mountains

  • @OhioOwns
    @OhioOwns 5 місяців тому +4

    bet it would've been amazing seeing Hannibal cross the Alps with that giant force. dude was a genius and doesn't get enough credit, one of the brightest generals to ever live

    • @garymelchisky2880
      @garymelchisky2880 Місяць тому +1

      Curious to know though what percentage of his army he lost during the crossing.

    • @OhioOwns
      @OhioOwns Місяць тому

      @garymelchisky2880 it was apparently a lot

  • @mrbigw100
    @mrbigw100 4 місяці тому +6

    I’m surprised Australia wasn’t in this episode from the land size and the amount of water around it

    • @brianevans3011
      @brianevans3011 2 місяці тому +2

      I think maybe because the vast amount of their population are near the coast, but yes, there is thousands upon thousands of miles of ocean to cross.

    • @kennykash6089
      @kennykash6089 Місяць тому

      Who would want to invade it? That's the defensive strategy.

    • @johncunningham9016
      @johncunningham9016 27 днів тому

      Population mostly unarmed by manginas and socialists. Easy pickings for invaders.

    • @pincermovement72
      @pincermovement72 12 днів тому

      Isn’t stopping albanese helping the Indians invade.

    • @hungryburger1170
      @hungryburger1170 6 днів тому

      Don't forget the Outback and the animals in, around and above the water. And everything not in water as well.

  • @FromThentoNow97
    @FromThentoNow97 4 місяці тому +1

    Switzerland. Others see their neutrality as passive and harmless, they see themselves as an impenetrable fortress

  • @gravestone14
    @gravestone14 5 місяців тому +4

    THUMBNAIL GOES HARD 🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🗣️🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🔥🔥🇺🇸

  • @fun-im6gu
    @fun-im6gu 26 днів тому +12

    2:03 .... ayo what

  • @srarther3
    @srarther3 13 днів тому +1

    The vault suits made me laugh, not sure if anyone else said that. Nice Easter egg

  • @oliveradams1270
    @oliveradams1270 3 місяці тому +3

    I feel like one of the best reasons America is hard to invade is we have a culture of bravery, that from what I've found far surpasses any country.

  • @BadBame962
    @BadBame962 5 місяців тому +7

    0:04
    Love the Maurice Gomberg map reference!

  • @Kitxne
    @Kitxne 23 дні тому +2

    Let's not forget that America has also thousands of bases outside the mainland.