If Red Tails was a British Film

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  • Опубліковано 25 лис 2024
  • So recently at Squire HQ, we've been watching a couple of brilliant war movies. This is the resulting sketch. Also, It's a War Thunder video. First person to list any and all references wins a cup of tea. Support our work here: / squire
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  • @stardustsama3688
    @stardustsama3688 5 років тому +3732

    “WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT!?”
    “YES!”

  • @SquireComedy
    @SquireComedy  5 років тому +323

    Some people have been asking about the oven mitt. Here's the backstory:
    We didn't have any RAF leather flying gauntlets, and oven mitts are cheap. *Edit* Also because I always forget to share it, consider supporting our work here, for some mediocre benefits. www.patreon.com/squire

    • @4Funand4You
      @4Funand4You 5 років тому +1

      Goooooood, German propaganda machinery worked on the most Britsh brit there is ^^

    • @ThePERFECTSCREEMS
      @ThePERFECTSCREEMS 5 років тому

      Ok

    • @evanrichards8591
      @evanrichards8591 5 років тому +1

      Squire, have you ever been to the costford air museum, west midlands. And seen all 3 V-bombers in the same hangar? Would absolutley recommend! (Free entry BTW)

    • @Mysteres78979
      @Mysteres78979 5 років тому +1

      I like how the french aircraft gets the most modern british aircraft and it gets knocked out instantly, wasn't a joke about the french getting out of the war very early and fast?

    • @spookyshadowhawk6776
      @spookyshadowhawk6776 5 років тому

      Welding gloves look about the same, but aren't as funny as the oven mitt. The American fighters were probably down shooting up the French trains preparing for D Day, sorry about all those French passengers, it's for the liberation of France! They didn't even have any Oil, that's a first.

  • @Ling__Ling__
    @Ling__Ling__ 4 роки тому +1486

    “WE’RE IN JUNGLE COUNTRY NOW!”
    Vietnam flashforwards

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 роки тому +9

      Ling Ling he had already said somehing about charlies in the trees at the start

    • @Gaizhun
      @Gaizhun 4 роки тому +11

      Goddamn VC

    • @khonwang6263
      @khonwang6263 4 роки тому +3

      Lol 🤣

    • @AJKecsk
      @AJKecsk 4 роки тому +15

      "What are we shooting at?"
      "Yes."

    • @cle4tle
      @cle4tle 4 роки тому +6

      also said goddamn VC after killing a french

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 5 років тому +3554

    0:22 Rare footage of french resistance fighter gruesomely killed by friendly fire from allied bomber 1944

  • @fortis3686
    @fortis3686 5 років тому +1684

    Combining WT footage with live action is pretty cool

    • @lucasurquiza554
      @lucasurquiza554 5 років тому +26

      That’s an understatement. Absolute understatement I say!!

    • @benjaminpont220
      @benjaminpont220 5 років тому +2

      Yes

    • @Omen09
      @Omen09 5 років тому +3

      This is exactly the quality content i wanted for this channel

    • @barneystorer1092
      @barneystorer1092 5 років тому

      Yeah

    • @grahamr4916
      @grahamr4916 4 роки тому

      And it’s still better than the midway movie!

  • @Anzios
    @Anzios 4 роки тому +1222

    "Look russian fighters"
    "Ah easy victories"
    Best one ive heard in a while

    • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
      @cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 роки тому +10

      Don't worry, I'll go get him skipper

    • @Anzios
      @Anzios 4 роки тому +3

      @Henry Sutter the twin engine one was a whirlwind

    • @thegregitto
      @thegregitto 4 роки тому +2

      It's very true tbh.

    • @AnonPanzer
      @AnonPanzer 4 роки тому +7

      Ach ja! Einfacht besiegt, kommen zu mir Galland!

    • @spacexfan1281
      @spacexfan1281 4 роки тому +1

      So far so true

  • @frisomeijering3270
    @frisomeijering3270 5 років тому +560

    we're aiming for the hudson. hmmm, where have I heared that before....

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +74

      OBSTACLE. OBSTACLE.

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 5 років тому +34

      Squire terrain, pull up woop woop. Terrain, pull up woop woop.

    • @samreid6010
      @samreid6010 5 років тому +11

      For some strange reason, I have that movie downloaded on my laptop and I end up watching it a lot at the airport before I board the plane.

    • @WhiskeyZF
      @WhiskeyZF 5 років тому +11

      Squire IM TURNING ON THE APU

    • @PrintScreen.
      @PrintScreen. 5 років тому +7

      @@WhiskeyZF we won't make it

  • @theyedmeister6981
    @theyedmeister6981 5 років тому +674

    YOU WONT GET OUT
    *NOT WHEN IT DIVES AT 300 KNOTS*

    • @das3610
      @das3610 5 років тому +38

      TheYedmeister There’s a beast, deep inside. It will not die. IT WILL FIGHT BACK

    • @megalosmasherx7540
      @megalosmasherx7540 5 років тому +43

      Hold J to leave your aircraft

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 років тому +6

      Yeah, i noticed the reference there. They should have said:" Just hold J"

    • @vindicare9636
      @vindicare9636 5 років тому +2

      JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT,THEY PULL ME BACK IN

    • @darkleome5409
      @darkleome5409 3 роки тому +1

      That's what she said

  • @cooliuscaesar8076
    @cooliuscaesar8076 4 роки тому +500

    *French aircraft going down*
    “Well, We did better than usual”
    Had me dying!! Lol

    • @cooliuscaesar8076
      @cooliuscaesar8076 3 роки тому +1

      @Ryan Robison Um no... they were speaking French the French national anthem was playing and I’m pretty sure it was a French aircraft. Is this bait?

    • @ofekk213
      @ofekk213 3 роки тому +2

      @Ryan Robison yes it was french, it was a narval 8000, which is made by the french. it also had french insigmas tail marks, speaked french and had the french anthem sped up playing in the backgroumd

    • @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078
      @graustreifbrombeerkralle1078 3 роки тому +5

      The French anthem playing in the background makes it even better lol

  • @AvarikVonNom
    @AvarikVonNom 5 років тому +1099

    Is that...is that a bloody baking glove?!

    • @charlessaint7926
      @charlessaint7926 5 років тому +72

      At least he's using protection.

    • @charlessaint7926
      @charlessaint7926 5 років тому +23

      @Mentlegen Is that a new form of STD?

    • @CurdledTelorast
      @CurdledTelorast 5 років тому +17

      All four fingers are in one cavity. It is clearly a bloody oven mitt.

    • @keithmichael9965
      @keithmichael9965 5 років тому +14

      Umm.... Support them on Patreon if you want proper gloves...

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 5 років тому +5

      well irl british tankers used berrets instead of helmets inside tanks, they are a weird lot

  • @doomboygammer6009
    @doomboygammer6009 5 років тому +1499

    Im disappointed i didnt see a single texan jump out of the B-17 with a shotgun yelling its hunting season while shooting down an Me-262

    • @dootless3819
      @dootless3819 5 років тому +82

      Too American.

    • @clickbaitme5247
      @clickbaitme5247 5 років тому +68

      Im sorry but that only happens in vietnam when americans jump out of there planes with napalm flame throwers in hand blazing the shit out of the bushes

    • @Falling-Coffee
      @Falling-Coffee 5 років тому +8

      An I wish to.

    • @levilopez9264
      @levilopez9264 4 роки тому +38

      We Texans get a little excited and generally forget the little details like parachutes, such as it is, Texans are in short supply and that particular B-17 had already used it's quota of Texans for the month.

    • @acebalistic1358
      @acebalistic1358 4 роки тому +14

      this is a film, not real life.

  • @migulmuniz1857
    @migulmuniz1857 5 років тому +576

    2:54 "oh God why" that had me dead

  • @AugustGreen_
    @AugustGreen_ 5 років тому +403

    WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT?!
    *"yes"*

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +6

      Yes is a good answer

    • @ryanhopf8324
      @ryanhopf8324 5 років тому +2

      Reeeaaaly American

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому

      @@ryanhopf8324 Im starting to suspect americans are like 40k Orks...

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому

      @@ryanhopf8324 Danes just have air rifles...
      Seriously our gun legislation used to be completely fucked, basically we could own any air powered rifle we desired with no regulations applying to them.
      Still a basic low power rifle is unregulated to this day, seeing as actually killing someone with a BB pellet is...well...
      At that point using the rifle as a club is a lot easier? Not to mention the range is uh...embarrassing?

  • @ussvincent1119
    @ussvincent1119 5 років тому +1205

    262: has Stuka sirens
    Me: ok
    B-17: has Stuka sirens
    Me: ...

    • @x3-LSTR-512
      @x3-LSTR-512 5 років тому +26

      Hey its a British film

    • @visum4518
      @visum4518 5 років тому +59

      4:28 guess the Germans are in the galactic empire

    • @unowenwashere2782
      @unowenwashere2782 5 років тому +11

      Every single German soldier: wait what the faq?

    • @TheSuspense-zi2dc
      @TheSuspense-zi2dc 5 років тому +1

      Z O O M

    • @SD3CS
      @SD3CS 5 років тому +1

      Stranger things

  • @bigheadman8590
    @bigheadman8590 4 роки тому +537

    “WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING AT?!”
    “Yes”

  • @okrion9
    @okrion9 5 років тому +534

    "WHAT ARE WE SHOOTING?!"
    "YES!"
    -script writing 100

  • @Bahamas-rd8le
    @Bahamas-rd8le 5 років тому +618

    *Rare footage of Squire finally playing War Thunder*

  • @johnnyboi28jracing
    @johnnyboi28jracing 5 років тому +161

    7:56 that face is the face of nightmares

  • @zsu-23-4kirov6
    @zsu-23-4kirov6 5 років тому +339

    Pilot: “EVERY BODY OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!!!”
    Gunner: “but what are we shooting at?”
    Pilot: “YES.”
    The best thing from this vid (apart from the ME-262 tie fighter)

    • @ronaldthompson4989
      @ronaldthompson4989 5 років тому +1

      TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!

    • @zsu-23-4kirov6
      @zsu-23-4kirov6 5 років тому +1

      Since I couldn’t figure out how to edit my comments, I have to make another one so I could somewhat edit it:
      Holy shit, 299 likes?! This is amazing! THANK YOu!

    • @ronaldthompson4989
      @ronaldthompson4989 5 років тому +2

      The 262 kind of makes sense as a TIE analog. Twin Ion Engine, twin jet engine, both faster than their "good guy" counterparts, both in service with totalitarian governments.

  • @falloutghoul1
    @falloutghoul1 5 років тому +369

    4:29
    A TIE fighter?
    Brilliant.

    • @gowen_places_5471
      @gowen_places_5471 5 років тому +10

      Was just about to comment, but scrolled thru just in case👌

    • @subarunatsuki4145
      @subarunatsuki4145 5 років тому +15

      TIE in Germany? I'm not surprised.

    • @Mangos1021
      @Mangos1021 5 років тому +13

      @@subarunatsuki4145 considering the fact that the Empire has stormtriopers just that those arent elite troopers)
      another thing,Star wars guns are mostly based lff of WW2 guns

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 5 років тому +7

      @@Mangos1021 The entire battles actually. The battle of Yavin is based off a movie called Dam busters. Watch Generation Tech, its really funny how many parallels there are. Its cool

    • @HiopX
      @HiopX 5 років тому +4

      That was clearly a TIE Interceptor

  • @tegjwokjohn1839
    @tegjwokjohn1839 4 роки тому +93

    7:52 "dont worry, I'm a War Thunder pilot" *War Thunder hangar theme starts playing*
    I laughed way more than I was supposed to.

  • @theintrepidva2251
    @theintrepidva2251 5 років тому +598

    Woah hey that B-17 Pilots one handsome sounding fellow ;)

    • @aussieman4791
      @aussieman4791 5 років тому +7

      I can hear you sliding off your chair

    • @Captain_Coleslaw
      @Captain_Coleslaw 5 років тому +2

      He is pretty hot, i heard?

    • @NLTops
      @NLTops 5 років тому +2

      I dunno the accent just doesn't get my motor running.

    • @chrisrotvega1646
      @chrisrotvega1646 5 років тому

      Is this the part where you default dance in the comment section.

  • @cherishedparks
    @cherishedparks 5 років тому +1676

    **shoots off rudder and elevators**
    “WE’VE GOT A HOLE IN OUR LEFT WING!”

  • @maple7093
    @maple7093 5 років тому +173

    "MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN NERF PLEASE!"
    Gajin: nerfs
    "MY SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING!! NOOOO! GAJIN DE-NERF PLEASE!"

    • @davefloyd9443
      @davefloyd9443 4 роки тому +12

      'De-Nerf' = 'Buff'

    • @noodlelover7464
      @noodlelover7464 4 роки тому +12

      Gaijan only understands reverse Psychology when every country talks except russia

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 3 роки тому +1

      @@noodlelover7464 i think they lick boot of german players too 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wolfgangkolber381
      @wolfgangkolber381 2 роки тому

      @@fabioartoscassone9305 Na, look at the statistics and the stuff dataminers have found. Whatever buff they give to Russia, they give an equivalent nerf to Germany.

  • @grapesgorilla2835
    @grapesgorilla2835 5 років тому +1164

    "My superior German engineering! Noo! Gaijin nerf please!"
    _- A random German pilot_

  • @mateuszmazurek6080
    @mateuszmazurek6080 5 років тому +969

    "Well, when Kaiser brings back zeppelins over the channel we'll let you know"
    Bloody hell, good one.

    • @cmonmanyoursobad432
      @cmonmanyoursobad432 5 років тому +16

      HAH I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND NOW

    • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
      @cookoo4cocopuffs221 5 років тому +19

      The 262 TIE fighter thing was very good

    • @angelomaset1441
      @angelomaset1441 5 років тому +5

      You are me. And I am you.

    • @obisvanainobis9950
      @obisvanainobis9950 5 років тому +4

      Hello there

    • @Stripedbottom
      @Stripedbottom 2 роки тому +2

      A US bomber captain wouldn't really have ridiculed a Hurricane like that (even if he managed to identify them correctly, which 99% of the time any aircrew didn't), they were not that obsolete yet, nor were they even particularly obsolete looking compared to other modern aircraft.
      If they wanted to make that joke, they should have had them flying Gloster Gladiators.

  • @allgaming4045
    @allgaming4045 4 роки тому +169

    3:47 I am American and I can approve this “ what are we shooting at “
    “ yes “

    • @KaiserStormTracking
      @KaiserStormTracking 3 роки тому +3

      I am a gator man and can confirm

    • @sharkzillag354
      @sharkzillag354 3 роки тому +3

      I'm Texas Man I approve

    • @michelguevara151
      @michelguevara151 3 роки тому +3

      I'm a frenchman, about this bill for damages.. we were assured that you would fix the france that you collateral damaged..
      we are prepared to call in bailiffs now.

    • @KaiserStormTracking
      @KaiserStormTracking 3 роки тому +2

      @@michelguevara151 USA army joins: you wanna mess with us?

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 3 роки тому +3

      @@michelguevara151 in 1944-45 WHOLE FRANCE was "collaterla damaged" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
      and u are angry with us from italy,'cause that "little misunderstading" in 1940 (righteously) 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @k-874
    @k-874 5 років тому +438

    *I swear I heard a Tie Fighter and saw a Baking Glove...*
    *Must be drinking too much tea...*

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 5 років тому +5

      Not enough tea, you missed the train....

    • @panzerschiff9805
      @panzerschiff9805 5 років тому +2

      "Don't get cocky kid"

    • @rl2699
      @rl2699 5 років тому +2

      Settle down you nerf herder

    • @tomo-gq2tq
      @tomo-gq2tq 5 років тому

      Excuse me just a random breath test have you been drinking any non british made tea lately.

    • @k-874
      @k-874 4 роки тому +1

      @@sjonnieplayfull5859 Train??? Oh you mean the Zeppelin right??

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 5 років тому +1867

    “Saves money on the CGI”
    *Drinks Stella Artois*

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +249

      Now all I need's a wife...

    • @_Matsimus_
      @_Matsimus_ 5 років тому +103

      Squire don’t do it man!! Lol

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 5 років тому +22

      @@SquireComedy why a wife? There was romance allready...

    • @psychologicallyunstable2499
      @psychologicallyunstable2499 5 років тому +21

      @@SquireComedy noo, characters with wifes die first in movieees

    • @flipvdfluitketel867
      @flipvdfluitketel867 5 років тому +12

      @@psychologicallyunstable2499 baby on the way is guaranteed to die first.

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 4 роки тому +190

    Who does the American voice? He’s amazing and I really feel like we need to hire him to be a pilot voice in war thunder.

    • @janwitkowsky8787
      @janwitkowsky8787 4 роки тому +13

      Did you ever find out?
      He's amazing in all the vids he's in.

    • @Eire_Aontaithe
      @Eire_Aontaithe 3 роки тому +4

      Just watch the video untill the end and you'll find out

    • @sam-bf4lt
      @sam-bf4lt 3 роки тому +3

      All of them should be war thunder voice actors lol

    • @epicsussyplayer
      @epicsussyplayer 3 роки тому

      Agree

    • @Dan-fn5io
      @Dan-fn5io 3 роки тому +4

      It’s Phly who dose the American voice
      Edit: never mind I thought it was Phly. But man this Rob guy does a good job and does sound like Phly XD.

  • @heavenleighcupcakes5185
    @heavenleighcupcakes5185 5 років тому +604

    6:35
    " I'm aiming her for the Hudson"
    10/10

  • @100dampf
    @100dampf 5 років тому +2362

    British Red Tails = Red Coats?

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +297

      *SINGS BRITISH GRENADIERS*

    • @fozzilla123
      @fozzilla123 5 років тому +37

      @@SquireComedy *Marches forward in unison with a firmly stiff upper lip*. Tally Ho.

    • @Stinger913
      @Stinger913 5 років тому +5

      Squire Alexander and Hercules simply can’t compare.

    • @mewantabigmac7140
      @mewantabigmac7140 5 років тому +2

      stinger913 lol

    • @natebit8130
      @natebit8130 5 років тому +3

      THE REGULARS ARE COMING!!!

  • @Zazkon08
    @Zazkon08 4 роки тому +86

    5:29
    *" Clear the deck we got a Kamikaze "* Had me pissing.

  • @Jack1995able
    @Jack1995able 5 років тому +146

    "Now you will come back, won't you?"
    Good thing it's a Boomerang

  • @redshirt0479
    @redshirt0479 5 років тому +307

    Can't feel my sides... laughing too hard.
    Actually I can't feel anything, I think I died after the flying on instruments bit.

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +27

      Haha, glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for watching :)

  • @krakenite8444
    @krakenite8444 4 роки тому +137

    "fly around him for 5 hours until his engine needs a rebuild"
    Haha historical jokes go hehe

  • @MikeGoesBoom
    @MikeGoesBoom 5 років тому +313

    *LET'S SHOW THEM A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED*

    • @thewitch7342
      @thewitch7342 5 років тому +25

      proceed with random keyboard bashing and mouse flipping

    • @mage9564
      @mage9564 5 років тому +20

      Skid the mouse across the floor.

    • @CadeJackson1
      @CadeJackson1 5 років тому +18

      Now this is pod racing!

    • @koala_guest_rbx8344
      @koala_guest_rbx8344 5 років тому +4

      *I GONNA DO WHAT CALLED A PRO GAMER MOVE*

    • @legogenius1667
      @legogenius1667 5 років тому +2

      *Temporarily switches physics.exe off and just magically spins through the air powered by nothing but Hollywood bullcrap*

  • @allsome5675
    @allsome5675 5 років тому +268

    *Don't worry I'm a war thunder pliot*
    Words of a true pilot

  • @Mustang-iw8hg
    @Mustang-iw8hg 4 роки тому +81

    6:22, if sully was a B-17 Pilot.

    • @srm-z5885
      @srm-z5885 3 роки тому

      What?

    • @jimmer828
      @jimmer828 3 роки тому

      @@srm-z5885 how do u not understand?

  • @Ronathanrongers
    @Ronathanrongers 5 років тому +358

    American 1: OPEN FIRE OPEN FIRE
    American 2: what are we shooting at?
    American 1: yes

  • @minnesotangaming8966
    @minnesotangaming8966 5 років тому +321

    “Don’t worry I’m a war thunder pilot”
    Last words of Malaysia MH370 transmitted

    • @Nox_Desiree
      @Nox_Desiree 5 років тому +30

      MH370 was probably playing arcade mode with a joystick

    • @teddill-russell5821
      @teddill-russell5821 5 років тому +17

      @@Nox_Desiree ohhhhhhhh who lives in a pineapple under the Sea? Malaysian airlines 103!

    • @Abby_Normal_1969
      @Abby_Normal_1969 5 років тому +2

      Too soon?

    • @_Alo_
      @_Alo_ 5 років тому +1

      Minnesotan Gaming they were trying simulator battles for the first time

  • @dumdummcstupid2414
    @dumdummcstupid2414 4 роки тому +72

    "OPEN FIRE! OPEN FIRE!"
    "What are we shooting at?!"
    *"Y E S !"*

  • @doso4782
    @doso4782 5 років тому +328

    Be honest... You got the instruments joke from the film ”Airplane!”

    • @LoneWolf051
      @LoneWolf051 5 років тому +16

      glad to see that one is still around

    • @lt_darkseekerantique3911
      @lt_darkseekerantique3911 5 років тому +1

      Eeyup

    • @Rschaltegger
      @Rschaltegger 5 років тому +2

      You guys...have never seen Macross 7...There the main Character Basara...flies his...Transforming Fighter, with a guitar.

    • @doso4782
      @doso4782 5 років тому +2

      Reto.the.SciFifan Nope haven’t seen that. Still think he got the joke from Airplane!

    • @bjorn301
      @bjorn301 5 років тому +1

      surely you can't be serious?

  • @SpecterCat_
    @SpecterCat_ 5 років тому +287

    6:21 early aircraft warning system mounted on a B-17 on test trial (Circa 1944, Colorized)

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +8

      Not historically correct. The first system featured a female voice simply saying "Pull up!"
      They dubbed it the bitching Betty for some reason.
      Then there was the 'stick shaker' which caused the flight column to vibrate.
      Can't for the life of me think of any reason they installed the 'stick shaker.'
      Not many female pilots back in those days and they're the only ones who would get some consolation out of it before crashing into the ground.

    • @thatprettymuthafucka7267
      @thatprettymuthafucka7267 5 років тому

      .....I actually lol.... Good one hitch

    • @josephgcardenas5526
      @josephgcardenas5526 5 років тому

      Quite, also what's your avatar, looks like a cute meme

    • @TheFlyAssasin1
      @TheFlyAssasin1 5 років тому

      bitch

    • @thatonebritishtank3052
      @thatonebritishtank3052 5 років тому

      @@AudieHolland its a joke

  • @svyazball5288
    @svyazball5288 3 роки тому +43

    5:18 the Australian-like accent and tone of his voice just makes me laugh.

  • @cannonball117
    @cannonball117 5 років тому +284

    The highest quality War Thunder shitpost I've ever been graced to see. Thank you Squire for sacrificing yourself, your flight, and an entire Squadron of US Bombers for my entertainment

  • @red_Gaming-qr1ri
    @red_Gaming-qr1ri 5 років тому +446

    B-17G pilot: we lost the choper is going down he's burning hard wait a sec what the hell was that?
    Kikka pilot: Tenno heika Banzai!
    B-17G pilot: clear the deck we got a kamikaze
    B-17G pilot 2: *sigh* another day in warthunder

  • @arthurmaxson2863
    @arthurmaxson2863 5 років тому +44

    "Goddamn VC."
    That guy's a veteran from the future

  • @WoutjeNLD
    @WoutjeNLD 5 років тому +267

    Im flying on instruments!
    "plays guitar"
    Whaha that killed me! 😂 😂 😂

  • @havanadog7987
    @havanadog7987 5 років тому +2856

    As an American I can confirm that the American voice is 100% accurate

    • @theintrepidva2251
      @theintrepidva2251 5 років тому +30

      T R U T H

    • @mauserman2112
      @mauserman2112 5 років тому +17

      I’ll back you up on that

    • @naughtydog201
      @naughtydog201 5 років тому +30

      Havanadog 7 Well it is an actual American who voices the Americans. Squire collaborates with other youtubers. Yeeeeeeees

    • @renelammers813
      @renelammers813 5 років тому +16

      Ringo Vaughan-Hughes Uhh, that’s not really a southern accent. You’ve obviously never been out of Vermont.

    • @robot-he6nq
      @robot-he6nq 5 років тому +18

      Havanadog 7 every single American sounds exactly lack that

  • @Nekyomi
    @Nekyomi 5 років тому +80

    0:46 “EEeeEeEeEeEeeEee”

    • @kristian8970
      @kristian8970 4 роки тому +1

      That’s me in warthunder all the time

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 4 роки тому +1

      That's me as a large bomber gunner in naval warfare shooting down at the Japanese island c
      Edit: if you've played naval warfare you would know that there's an island c

  • @cears3588
    @cears3588 5 років тому +280

    "IM AIMING FOR THE HUDSON!"
    little Sully reference there?

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 років тому +1

      Probably a sex joke, since hudson also means a guy that's hung like a whale that gets all the ladies.

    • @user-njyzcip
      @user-njyzcip 5 років тому +31

      @@clawyraptor9029 The "terrain pull up" is definitely a sully reference

    • @ReformedSooner24
      @ReformedSooner24 5 років тому +7

      I think it’s a reference to that airliner that had to make a crash landing in the Hudson

    • @cears3588
      @cears3588 5 років тому +3

      @@ReformedSooner24 r/woosh

    • @InitiateDee
      @InitiateDee 5 років тому +3

      Pull up. Terrain. Obstacle. Over G. Bingo Fuel.

  • @FloridaMan30569
    @FloridaMan30569 5 років тому +209

    "I'm flying on instruments"
    *plays banjo
    lul

  • @jonasjrgensen6103
    @jonasjrgensen6103 5 років тому +19

    8:41 dont mind me. Just a time stamp for me

  • @lieutenantsupascoop2126
    @lieutenantsupascoop2126 5 років тому +1328

    If pearl harbour was a British film...
    FALKLANDS

  • @ACCB710
    @ACCB710 5 років тому +146

    All that was missing was the italian air force... Too bad they did not have any fuel :/

    • @LoneWolf051
      @LoneWolf051 5 років тому +9

      and ran out of ammo during their gun reliability check en route to battle

    • @delta5379
      @delta5379 5 років тому +6

      ACCB 1998 They ran out of marinara sauce for the Spaghett planes

    • @ACCB710
      @ACCB710 5 років тому +5

      @@delta5379 way to go not so bene ito and his half assed version of italia

    • @z3r0_35
      @z3r0_35 5 років тому +2

      They switched sides in '43, dontcha know?

    • @ACCB710
      @ACCB710 5 років тому +1

      @@z3r0_35 nah they did not get yer story straight

  • @scrappy673
    @scrappy673 4 роки тому +13

    "Ah bloody hell.. a river.. ah F*CK!"
    - Every aussie ever

  • @bfahren
    @bfahren 5 років тому +342

    "Tenno heika banzai!"
    I died. I´d do it again.

    • @carol7311
      @carol7311 5 років тому +14

      CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE!

    • @clawyraptor9029
      @clawyraptor9029 5 років тому +7

      *sigh* another day in war thunder

    • @bisonmini
      @bisonmini 5 років тому +1

      Actually it means I am sorry

    • @breizhrudie4757
      @breizhrudie4757 5 років тому +13

      @@bisonmini Tenno heika banzai means Long live the emporor.
      Now go commit seppuku out of shame.

    • @bisonmini
      @bisonmini 5 років тому +2

      Whoops then google translate dit it wrong

  • @bernardoschettini6584
    @bernardoschettini6584 5 років тому +107

    When he said, "dont worry im a WT pilot", i thought he was gonna ram the 262

    • @krosskreut3463
      @krosskreut3463 5 років тому +4

      Those are the pro players

    • @bernardoschettini6584
      @bernardoschettini6584 5 років тому

      "Ahhh, another day in war thunder "

    • @Elenrai
      @Elenrai 5 років тому +1

      Biplane jousting needs to be a gamemode in warthunder...

  • @crusader318
    @crusader318 3 роки тому +7

    “What are we shooting at?”
    “Yes!”
    I died

  • @LegoBob4123
    @LegoBob4123 5 років тому +327

    5:30 Darn Axis Pilot Exchange Program.
    Good thing Italy quit 2 years ago, otherwise there'd be pizza planes in the skies.

    • @annabarbero6548
      @annabarbero6548 5 років тому +7

      Non fa ridere.

    • @hunterbg7531
      @hunterbg7531 4 роки тому +2

      @Henry_BG o yeah i wouldnt mind some flying pizza

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +4

      They drop tomato bombs, and the parachutes are huge slices of mozzarella.

    • @AnonPanzer
      @AnonPanzer 4 роки тому +1

      Just pizza!?
      They would has spammed Raviolies and macarronies with the guns! xD

    • @abersonwilliam1675
      @abersonwilliam1675 4 роки тому

      *T E N N O H E I K A B A N Z A I*

  • @gizzardlicka
    @gizzardlicka 5 років тому +134

    I really enjoyed the combination of War Thunder and live action shots. More please!

    • @SquireComedy
      @SquireComedy  5 років тому +17

      Aye aye, skipper!

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 років тому +2

      @@SquireComedy mr. Squire, you probably won't see this, but you should do more bf1 and live action in one video! I really do hope you see this!

  • @linzheng5918
    @linzheng5918 2 роки тому +4

    8:50 German Pilot: We won? We've never won in a movie before, finally, something that isn't just propaganda. (Legit)

  • @eliasar5051
    @eliasar5051 5 років тому +84

    Combination of Warthunder, acting and film parody? Yes please. This is how heaven have to look like.

  • @reedguy2458
    @reedguy2458 5 років тому +176

    8:35 Ah yes, the good old Battle of Britain Ketchup! Perfect on all your favourite meals! (and German Bomber Crew)

    • @rimmipeepsicles1870
      @rimmipeepsicles1870 5 років тому +1

      Every German aircraft mg bullet contains some ketchup. They also have fresh tomatoes inside their aircrafts. Got it from their flying greenhouse.

    • @AudieHolland
      @AudieHolland 5 років тому +3

      Yes... However, in "The Battle of Britain" movie, for some reason the German bomber crews' goggles are loaded with the stuff.

  • @wendysworker
    @wendysworker 4 роки тому +37

    5:18
    "Ah bloody hell, a river. Ah f*ck."
    -Anonymous

  • @cerebralm
    @cerebralm 5 років тому +93

    "Stop with the cliched dialogue"
    "look out, we've got company!"
    "... just kill me."
    XD PERFECT

  • @exhoost_fume4646
    @exhoost_fume4646 5 років тому +67

    American: What are we shooting at!?!?!
    Other american: yes.

  • @madmalkavian3857
    @madmalkavian3857 4 роки тому +8

    "Clear the deck, we got a kamikaze"
    Surprisingly accurate German strategy there.

  • @thebigs6405
    @thebigs6405 5 років тому +101

    Squire Needs You
    Give War Bonds on Patreon and He'll Get The Job Done

  • @lithium99
    @lithium99 5 років тому +301

    Wow finally, your upload schedule is slower than SovietWomble’s lol

    • @aussieman4791
      @aussieman4791 5 років тому +32

      But Womble is a socialist! Therefor we know why he is so slow. Cause all socialists are lazy

    • @Robloxchat123
      @Robloxchat123 5 років тому +10

      @Wolf LEX r/wooosh

    • @Mystickrage
      @Mystickrage 5 років тому +5

      @Wolf LEX communist witch hunt oh you mean the new election for the prime minister

    • @LogieT2K
      @LogieT2K 5 років тому +2

      Some say they are the same person

  • @cameronjohnson4284
    @cameronjohnson4284 5 років тому +8

    "The engine's overheating and so am I!" Battle of Britain there.

  • @keithfoster8257
    @keithfoster8257 5 років тому +86

    5:30- 8:44- 9:02 CLEAR THE DECK WE GOT A KAMIKAZE
    BTW thanks for the likes I've never had this many

    • @dustypluskrat7423
      @dustypluskrat7423 5 років тому +1

      Keith Foster that part really killed me XD

    • @jackallantern4138
      @jackallantern4138 5 років тому +1

      the kick makes sense though. it only carries 50-100 rounds.

    • @theintrepidva2251
      @theintrepidva2251 5 років тому +3

      THEYS GOT GODDAMN KAMAKAZI PILOTS ITS OKINAWA ALL OVER AGAIN

    • @keithfoster8257
      @keithfoster8257 5 років тому +1

      @@theintrepidva2251 Lol

    • @EdwardCree
      @EdwardCree 5 років тому +1

      Sweepers, man your brooms.

  • @JonoZaidi
    @JonoZaidi 5 років тому +146

    I heard a tie fighter saw a baking glove and when a plane went down he said chopper down and a kamikaze OVER BLOODY EUROPE or what seems to be Europe and he shot a French man and said Got that VC
    This is what a tea overload does to you I guess

  • @mastergojidorah9165
    @mastergojidorah9165 4 роки тому +14

    My favorite moment:
    "What are we shooting?"
    "YES"

  • @michaelritzen8138
    @michaelritzen8138 5 років тому +91

    ''I'm flying on instruments!'' *plays banjo/guitar/whatever*
    I almost lost it XD

  • @rodgeyd6728
    @rodgeyd6728 5 років тому +271

    ' They were good for the Battle of Britain, but you wouldn't remember that ' 😉.
    Good old Hurricane.

    • @C.Berbuto
      @C.Berbuto 4 роки тому +3

      @Rick O'Shay you mean the 1969 film NICE

    • @ikanberapi2189
      @ikanberapi2189 4 роки тому +3

      The most usefull plane on ariplane carriers

    • @SubaruPieter
      @SubaruPieter 3 роки тому

      Nice

    • @tatotenaglia6548
      @tatotenaglia6548 3 роки тому +1

      @@ikanberapi2189 airplane carriers LOOOOOOOOL

    • @romansnider4676
      @romansnider4676 3 роки тому +1

      It's almost like the RAF got lucky they started attacking civilian centers instead of air bases like they had done completely destroying air bases across England.

  • @ryansahs
    @ryansahs 4 роки тому +5

    Those GPWS hits at 6:30 are on point!

    • @itzdylan7665
      @itzdylan7665 4 роки тому

      No, It would just be sayings Over G all the time, till they get to a lower hight

    • @ryansahs
      @ryansahs 4 роки тому

      Yeah or overspeed, it was more of a funny on point than a factually correct on point

  • @dutch24
    @dutch24 5 років тому +163

    British escort planes: hey, we meet again.
    American Bomber Pilot: (and i quote) *clap, clap, clap… "Whyyy"*

    • @FacepalmVideoss
      @FacepalmVideoss 5 років тому +25

      That’d be the guy beating his head on the dash

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 5 років тому +3

      @@FacepalmVideoss That would be me.

    • @21owlgirl72
      @21owlgirl72 5 років тому +2

      He was hitting his head

    • @jamieolberding7731
      @jamieolberding7731 5 років тому +1

      @@21owlgirl72 No offense but these British Pilots are cowards.

    • @noanime0610
      @noanime0610 5 років тому +3

      Jamie Olberding And Britain bombers where being shotdown and then they dropped bombs on the French

  • @redraven9566
    @redraven9566 5 років тому +96

    If squire's uploading time is a British documentary.

    • @agustinmendoza7968
      @agustinmendoza7968 5 років тому +4

      Its because even its pc hads a tea break

    • @redraven9566
      @redraven9566 5 років тому +1

      @@agustinmendoza7968 and what? a documentary of how squire's pc taking over Australia?

    • @_scooter98_92
      @_scooter98_92 5 років тому +1

      @@redraven9566 I'd pay for that haha

  • @Liam-rf1ey
    @Liam-rf1ey 4 роки тому +9

    1:43 i love that star wars reference

  • @GiovanniCaselli98
    @GiovanniCaselli98 5 років тому +82

    The B-17 computer alert had me laughing hard. Awesome.

    • @dissent1557
      @dissent1557 4 роки тому +2

      Kamovfanatic that was goldie

  • @690_5
    @690_5 5 років тому +30

    Oh my God The references... “We’re running on instruments!”

  • @euanmilne5302
    @euanmilne5302 2 роки тому +1

    "what are we shooting at?"
    "yes"
    peak American strategy

    • @nutterbuttergutter
      @nutterbuttergutter 10 місяців тому

      If it’s stupid and it works it isn’t stupid.
      🫵😎

  • @keanulorincz1798
    @keanulorincz1798 5 років тому +246

    4:35 as a german i couldn't stop laughting it's so good XD

    • @gremio3293
      @gremio3293 5 років тому +6

      Jaa is voll witzig ne? 😂

    • @nanonuke761
      @nanonuke761 5 років тому +2

      Yaaa

    • @jackkruese9929
      @jackkruese9929 5 років тому +4

      Yes no national stereotypes used by different countries hey. Ha ha

    • @cookoo4cocopuffs221
      @cookoo4cocopuffs221 4 роки тому +18

      I'm preeetty sure he didn't say rubbish
      Nothing but sparks, these guns are shit

    • @DefinitelyNotEmma
      @DefinitelyNotEmma 4 роки тому +1

      Ze Waffen are scheize :v

  • @TudBoatTed
    @TudBoatTed 5 років тому +61

    Without seeing the film, this is still brilliantly hilarious

    • @Telsion
      @Telsion 5 років тому +5

      Save yourself the pain and don't watch it XD

    • @TudBoatTed
      @TudBoatTed 5 років тому +2

      @@Telsion oh god, I think I'll take your advice. Sounds awful XD

    • @Wubbeyman
      @Wubbeyman 5 років тому

      TudBoatTed it’s pretty cheesy but I wouldn’t call it bad. I was only 14 when I saw it so take any advice with a grain of salt

    • @unnecessaryammorack
      @unnecessaryammorack 5 років тому

      @@Telsion film isn't that bad. They pull off some unrealistic maneuvers yh but if you're not watching for the realism part it's pretty ok.

    • @CARBONHAWK1
      @CARBONHAWK1 5 років тому

      It’s a popcorn flick nothing more nothing less

  • @Forrteroi
    @Forrteroi 4 роки тому +1

    - YOU'VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING (War Thunder)
    - Stuka sirens on everything (every movie ever)
    - I'M GONNA SHOW HIM A LITTLE TRICK I LEARNED (Red Tails)
    - OVER G OVER G TERRAIN (GPWS)
    - HANG ON I'M AIMING HER FOR THE HUDSON (Sully)
    - You won't get out. Not when it dives at three hundred knots (A War Thunder trailer)
    - Headonning while looking at a photo of your loved one ("ah of course, that classic trope!" From another War Thunder trailer).
    - Squirting tomato sauce all over his burger (Battle of Britain)

  • @ΑντώνηςΧαρίτος-χ9δ
    @ΑντώνηςΧαρίτος-χ9δ 5 років тому +77

    7:56 thats the face of someone who knows how to crash a plane in 300 different ways
    7:05 and thats the face of soneone who knows he will crash his plane in one of these ways

  • @cerperalpurpose
    @cerperalpurpose 5 років тому +34

    This is the quality content I subscribed for.

  • @jamesteodoro9204
    @jamesteodoro9204 4 роки тому +2

    Plane: Get's shot and goes down
    Pilot: Realistic Sound effects

  • @KillerFlame1945
    @KillerFlame1945 5 років тому +32

    The Japanese Me- 262 at 5:30 killed me. This was one of your best ones yet keep it up Squire :D

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 5 років тому +1

      It's called a Kikka.

    • @KillerFlame1945
      @KillerFlame1945 5 років тому +1

      trevor bgs Ph Oh it looked like a Me- 262

    • @thehumanoddity
      @thehumanoddity 5 років тому +3

      @@KillerFlame1945 It's heavily based off of it, yes, but it was a separate design.

    • @KillerFlame1945
      @KillerFlame1945 5 років тому +1

      trevor bgs Oh ok

    • @dragoontype00alphaz19
      @dragoontype00alphaz19 5 років тому +1

      @@KillerFlame1945 Japanese did have 262 being shiped to them but never got delivered it would been known has ki201 or something like that I forgot book I saw it in I wouldn't mind if was added to game

  • @Yes-br1qj
    @Yes-br1qj 5 років тому +82

    3:49
    Gunner: What are we shooting at?
    Commander: *YES*
    XD

  • @darkleome5409
    @darkleome5409 3 роки тому +6

    2:03 "you can't just leeeave"
    I'm dead 😂😂😂😂

  • @CMDRFandragon
    @CMDRFandragon 5 років тому +74

    OMFG the love interest really did ruin Red Tails. It was a fun movie right until it had literally 50% of it's run time dedicated to some dumb love affair.

    • @BillLaBrie
      @BillLaBrie 2 роки тому +2

      Just like Top Gun.

    • @BillLaBrie
      @BillLaBrie 2 роки тому

      @Druid of Scosglen I dunno. I saw it in the theater when it came out. I remembered it as lots of dogfights with macho posturing and a tragic end for the buddy character. I didn’t see it again until I showed it to my then-12 year old a few years ago. It’s conservatively about 50-60% Tom in quiet moments with Kelli McGillis, and I realized how gay the volleyball scene and his interactions with Val Kilmer seemed (didn’t notice it back in my innocent teens). It didn’t work for either of us.

  • @dazwolfgramm6341
    @dazwolfgramm6341 5 років тому +118

    B-17: -*_Has TCAS, GPWS, Alarms and everything_*
    Me: Boeing references?

    • @xnotasweatx
      @xnotasweatx 4 роки тому +3

      Because it’s a boeing 17

    • @hansthegermansoldier7550
      @hansthegermansoldier7550 3 роки тому

      Well its made by Boeing.......

    • @joffreyverbeeck1640
      @joffreyverbeeck1640 2 роки тому

      Because it is a Boeing. If I remember correctly, B-17 Development nearly bankrupted Boeing.
      The first plane crashed on a test flight, and I thought both pilots were killed.
      The B-17 was actually developed for coastal patrol and weather eye, and when it was taken to war, its resilience to damage surprised even Boeing. There's a story about a plane that flew back home, just held together by its control cables, and she fell apart once she was stopped after landing. the crew said they wanted her repaired, as the plane was beat up, but it still saved their lives.
      And check out the story of Charlie Brown, who flew a badly damaged B-17 from central Germany back to England, escorted to the European coast by German fighter pilot Hanz Stigler.
      Boeing still builds tough planes. Their B-52 model is in use as a midair tanker, bomber, and nuclear strike aircraft. And it's said that if needed, the 747 can be rigged for war as well.

    • @joffreyverbeeck1640
      @joffreyverbeeck1640 2 роки тому

      They came later though. In fact I think the B-17 was one of the first planes to have an auto pilot, but it was very rudimentary and could only fly the plane in a straight line. It was nothing like todays cockpits, where if you set everything properly, the autopilot can in theory do basically everything between runway entry for take-off and runway exit after landing for you.

    • @joffreyverbeeck1640
      @joffreyverbeeck1640 2 роки тому

      @@hansthegermansoldier7550 Yep. And they were tough, as Germany found out. Specially when the Americans and Brits started packing them with machineguns. They didn't really leave any side or angle unprotected. They didn't go down easy to begin with, and than the allies made it even harder to get to them in the first place.

  • @MortalWombat4480
    @MortalWombat4480 4 роки тому +17

    “TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP” - 30000 feet in the air

    • @vekuboi
      @vekuboi 4 роки тому +1

      you mean 3000m right? 3000ft is way too low

    • @johnnyboi1125
      @johnnyboi1125 3 роки тому

      No cause that would be below the clouds

    • @fabioartoscassone9305
      @fabioartoscassone9305 3 роки тому

      @@vekuboi 100 mt too low ?😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vekuboi
      @vekuboi 3 роки тому

      @@fabioartoscassone9305 he said 3000ft first. He edited it dumb fuck ur also late af

  • @thetoglandbattleship
    @thetoglandbattleship 5 років тому +73

    Where the hell are you boys going! You can't just leave!
    Squire: nope bingo fuel, cya!
    OH GOD MY BLOOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
    also yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay new squire video!

    • @martyjrpowell1014
      @martyjrpowell1014 5 років тому +4

      There's a whole in our left wing

    • @CZ350tuner
      @CZ350tuner 5 років тому

      He could have simply switched to the 27 gallons held in the auxiliary tanks in the wing roots..... Ooooops, I forgot this is War Thunder and not the vastly more accurate / superior IL-2 Cliffs of Dover - Blitz.
      Great video though!!

  • @Nawa11YT
    @Nawa11YT 5 років тому +108

    6:35 “I’m aiming her to the Hudson”
    I’m dying here 😂😂😂👌
    What a brilliant video filled with British ingenuity!
    Edit: Omg this is the most likes I’ve ever got thanks everyone!

    • @theintrepidva2251
      @theintrepidva2251 5 років тому +1

      Glad you liked the line ;3

    • @Nawa11YT
      @Nawa11YT 5 років тому

      TheIntrepidVA like? The love it mate

  • @bigtank2133
    @bigtank2133 2 роки тому +1

    “Goldie gang on I’m aiming her for the Hudson” 😂

  • @blackegret666
    @blackegret666 5 років тому +29

    5:30 WARNING: The following time stamp may lead to CoD 5 PTSD, click at your own risk.

    • @rimmipeepsicles1870
      @rimmipeepsicles1870 5 років тому

      Are extremist bushido feelings a part?

    • @blackegret666
      @blackegret666 5 років тому

      @@rimmipeepsicles1870 depends on which side of the fence you sit on