Ben Shapiro's Head Nearly Explodes After Learning About Bussy Hygiene For the First Time

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  • @lyni50
    @lyni50 Рік тому +468

    It’s fairly obvious that Ben thinks more about gay sex than gay people do.

    • @auldthymer
      @auldthymer Рік тому +30

      I resented that he confuses anal sex with S&m.
      Those are different ideas that may or may not overlap.

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry Рік тому +38

      Can confirm. Ben thinks way too much about gay people... Then again he did came out as gay ironically.

    • @imback7937
      @imback7937 Рік тому

      @@1985toyotacamry dudes paid millions to talk about political / controversial topics on social media . This story is being posted on more than a few sites so it’s obvious he would discuss it. I ask though why should peoples sexuality be celebrated. Is that all that you are is gay/ lesbian/bi/whatever. A sexual orientation isn’t an accomplishment. If your life revolves around who/how your fkn , then I’d prefer to not be part of your life or be around it. What does gay pride celebrate? I think it’s in the name “gay”
      Pride. I bet you would be pissed if there were Christian pride month or white pride month.

    • @iglurcurla
      @iglurcurla Рік тому +27

      He’s definitely repressing his true self. Typical self hating homophobe, jealous that others are out here living our truth and he can’t lol.

    • @Fsan6275
      @Fsan6275 Рік тому +18

      Probably. He just trying too hard to find a way demonize gay people, and it's not working. He just comes off as joke.

  • @ProfessorxVile
    @ProfessorxVile Рік тому +409

    "I've been informed by my producers..."
    Oh sure Ben, blame somebody else... it's definitely not that you just can't resist a good bussy story and will take any opportunity you can to talk about such things.

    • @Rocky-el4ut
      @Rocky-el4ut Рік тому +29

      You know he was watching it to get tips lmao

    • @danielmacdougall2697
      @danielmacdougall2697 Рік тому

      I wonder if mrs shapiro likes to put a round peg in a square hole ??? :;)

    • @ninaschust3694
      @ninaschust3694 Рік тому +5

      Ben claimed to have been puzzled by the clip. He is either naive or sex phobic. Even people who are ACE should instantly get bored by the sexual overtone...

    • @matthewschwartz6607
      @matthewschwartz6607 Рік тому +2

      He's been CAUGHT! We find out his weakness.

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om Рік тому

      Who doesn’t like a bussy story? A bussy lunch menu on the other hand, no thanks 😂😂

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs7741 Рік тому +419

    Dr Ruth taught about healthy sex for everyone, decades ago.
    Anal sex is not gay sex, btw. Hetero people are into it too.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Рік тому +91

      And not all gay men even like it.
      Ben's just the most virginal married man in existence. I know repulsed asexuals irl who are less uptight about sex than Ben is.

    • @tenkenroo
      @tenkenroo Рік тому +69

      Considering the concept of a woman being wet is baffling to him I’m sure any sexual experience he has had was painful, joyless and unsatisfactory for all parties involved

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Рік тому

      higher rates of anal and pedophilia amongst straights, but we don't ever point that out....

    • @koyotestudios4182
      @koyotestudios4182 Рік тому +32

      OMG someone else who actually knows about Dr Ruth! That's actually how I got the talk, my parents knew i was a voracious reader so they handed me one of her books geared towards teens about sex ed. Even mentioned the LGBT and it was the first time I ever had someone give me healthy information on the community I am proudly apart of now. I knew more than my classmates by the time we had that class. Worst part? They left that class knowing less too, the book taught me way more the school did.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz Рік тому +2

      @@dynamicworlds1 He's married because that's what he's supposed to do. He does sex the way he's supposed to do. When people do things because that's what they actually feel, it's a foreign and a dangerous scary disgusting concept to him

  • @PieDisliker
    @PieDisliker Рік тому +192

    Never imagined I'd see "Bussy" in a news report unironically like this LOL

    • @Weebish_Dragon
      @Weebish_Dragon Рік тому

      We've reached South Park levels of satire, except it's reality

  • @SinaTra4L
    @SinaTra4L Рік тому +113

    He caught himself... "I've been told by my producers!!!" 😂 😂 😂 🤣

    • @globalwarmhugs7741
      @globalwarmhugs7741 Рік тому +3

      Oh no... You mean he wasn't somewhat perplexed?!

    • @jaelo2314
      @jaelo2314 Рік тому +12

      Yeah, and I'm asking for a friend

  • @eljoel89
    @eljoel89 Рік тому +142

    Never thought "how not to have diarrhea during sex" would be controversial enough for the political discourse, yet here we are.

    • @TraumaQueen65
      @TraumaQueen65 Рік тому

      I'm either shaking my head or screaming and pulling my hair out.

    • @glormoparch5154
      @glormoparch5154 Рік тому +10

      If anything conservatives should thank Postmates about telling the world about the some of the more tedious aspects of being gay. IDK about having periods but Ben should be grateful ☺️

    • @bovinityleak2066
      @bovinityleak2066 Рік тому +5

      Its political intercourse actually 😉

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 Рік тому

      If only there were a way to stop the diarrhea coming from the mouth of a certain Ben Shapiro fan in the comments. Maybe he should be more careful what he sticks up the other end.

    • @AdamtheRed-
      @AdamtheRed- Рік тому +9

      I'm not really sure what the problem is. I _want_ to be informed if a certain food is going to give me diarrhea. This should be common practice!

  • @theresagosnell7645
    @theresagosnell7645 Рік тому +145

    If only he would get as upset about racial discrimination and the availability of army style guns.

    • @theresagosnell7645
      @theresagosnell7645 Рік тому +15

      @@rdns263 If he does care it's always the wrong direction.

    • @lisabagdonjones1950
      @lisabagdonjones1950 Рік тому +5

      He doesn't think either of those is a problem

    • @andymancan_
      @andymancan_ Рік тому +10

      he thinks racial discrimination is a good thing

    • @freespirit1671
      @freespirit1671 Рік тому

      What would YOU suggest the solution be to combat racial discrimination and “army-style guns”-and what exactly fall under the category of army style guns?

    • @theresagosnell7645
      @theresagosnell7645 Рік тому +3

      @@freespirit1671 How about AK-47? I don't know anything about guns because I would rid the world of guns if I had the power to do so .Ben Shapiro could use his platform to speak out against racism.

  • @BillDraheim
    @BillDraheim Рік тому +182

    Proper hygiene during sex is a no brainer among ALL of us having it. Ben (what is WAP) obviously isn’t ready for this.

    • @teresina1809
      @teresina1809 Рік тому +17

      He probably wonders why he constantly has a urinary tract infection. 🤮😜🤣

    • @SomethingVISCID
      @SomethingVISCID Рік тому +13

      @@teresina1809 Ben probably says "Thanks, Joe Biden!" every time it burns when he pees.

    • @ShesquatchPiney
      @ShesquatchPiney Рік тому +1

      Prolly has chz ding ding

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator Рік тому

      get help.

    • @Gematrinator
      @Gematrinator Рік тому

      @@SomethingVISCID get help.

  • @Che-e
    @Che-e Рік тому +446

    Dear God, I think he's curious, because why else would he dwell on this.

    • @spectreshadow
      @spectreshadow Рік тому

      Yea he is totally into butt stuff on the DL.

    • @Peter_S_
      @Peter_S_ Рік тому +41

      He's going to be 'curious ben' from this point on.

    • @standingalone001
      @standingalone001 Рік тому +51

      He's more then curious. He's in denial & there is no doubt. As a straight man who is comfortable with my sexuality, there is no reason to feel or express the hatred he has unless you struggle with it yourself. Ben Shapiro absolutely struggles with his sexual orientation.

    • @guzzledorf5709
      @guzzledorf5709 Рік тому +36

      @@standingalone001 as a bi man myself I can tell you Ben is and does struggle with his sexuality. No fucking doubt

    • @ConsciusVeritasVids
      @ConsciusVeritasVids Рік тому

      Maybe if Ben asks nicely his doctor-wife will peg him

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild Рік тому +165

    Ben talks more about gay sex than all of my gay friends combined.
    My gay friends really don't talk about it at all, beyond maybe saying they think a guy is hot. Most of the time, we talk about work, music, and all the other regular things that people talk about. This is because THEY ARE PEOPLE, BEN.

    • @marthashandley2637
      @marthashandley2637 Рік тому +5

      Well if he talks that way during sex I'm pretty sure most people would lose that loving feeling good grief.

    • @glormoparch5154
      @glormoparch5154 Рік тому +9

      The internet makes everything ubiquitous. Instead of giggling over Postmates telling people about their butt everybody is triggered. But if I have to listen to Trump Tucker repeat WS Ben can watch this

    • @whyamimrpink78
      @whyamimrpink78 Рік тому +3

      The issue is that there are a lot of gay people who make a big deal of the fact they are gay. Also, add in the fact they get their own month, their own flag, baseball teams wearing uniforms, etc. it is on a path we do not want. They wanted to be treated as equals, great. You don't get your special month, you don't get honored at baseball games, etc.

    • @glormoparch5154
      @glormoparch5154 Рік тому

      @@whyamimrpink78 nobody cares about the month there's a parade and a block party or two. I see a thousand heteronormative hetero approved events religions etc. Any broad "celebration" of us is usually people getting bored. One gay character in your sitcom won't change everything or an imaginary month nobody cares about. Insecure straight guys like Ben or Crowder go on about their straightness all the time some gay people get insecure too is that hard to imagine lol. Should I be triggered by the portrayals of macho straight men seducing women in almost every other movie etc? Everybody likes to affirm their own identity it's human nature

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 Рік тому

      @@whyamimrpink78 You sound like those white supremacists complaining about the fact that there's no White History Month, and asking why blacks should get all the attention for one month. News flash, you already have the other 11 months.
      You aren't systemically discriminated against for being straight. You don't suffer harassment or violence for being straight. You don't risk losing your job, your friends, or your relationships for being straight, and nobody's parents ever disowned them for being straight. It is illegal to be straight in precisely zero countries around the world. There is no history of police brutality targeted at straight people. One of the major political parties isn't making it their entire platform to strip equal rights away from straight people. Preachers and political commentators aren't calling for the execution of straight people. Straight people aren't being killed by bigots who were afraid they would be turned straight.
      Until all things are equal, Pride will continue to exist, and continue to be necessary. Deal with it, snowflake.

  • @ChefMimsy
    @ChefMimsy Рік тому +37

    I think someone told Bennie that straight people have anal sex too and "it moved." Now he's freaking out.

  • @JeremyBowkett
    @JeremyBowkett Рік тому +139

    Well, Benjie has already let the world know that he needs to first learn about heterosexuality before he can comment on other sexualities. He doesn't know about women's arousal, and now it's evident that he doesn't know that anal sex is also a hetero act. And he'd likely have to hide in his panic room if he ever found out about pegging. (Plus he needs to lay off the helium. It's a pretty rare element on Earth.)

    • @brokentricorder4621
      @brokentricorder4621 Рік тому +15

      HELIUM 😩😂😂

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 Рік тому +6

      I just reset the video speed to 0.75 when he’s talking.

    • @pouncerlion4022
      @pouncerlion4022 Рік тому +6

      I think he's actually producing the helium. Could it be needless hate actually causes someone as vaguely human as Benji to exhale helium?

    • @taranullius9221
      @taranullius9221 Рік тому +6

      It's quite a self-report, isn't it? I'm ace and I've been more adventurous than he has.

    • @eddietigre6233
      @eddietigre6233 Рік тому

      Benito Sheeporino is in the closet. BTW, I'm a hetero man, who supports anyone's quest for the pursuit of happiness, regardless of who they love

  • @AROSFC
    @AROSFC Рік тому +56

    this is too much to poor Benny....he just learned that women get wet....

    • @cezarcatalin1406
      @cezarcatalin1406 Рік тому +1

      I remember Haz of Infrared finding out what squirt is 😂
      “Is it piss ? n..NOOOOOOOOO !!!!!”

    • @alitamoon2731
      @alitamoon2731 Рік тому

      ROTFLMMFAO Hahahahaha

    • @belladonna8425
      @belladonna8425 Рік тому +4

      His wife clearly does NOT. That's kind of what you get for marrying Ben Shapiro though. 🤢

  • @lannynavitka8949
    @lannynavitka8949 Рік тому +37

    "I hate being forced to see this" and then he says he personally didn't see it 🙄

    • @MrMountainchris
      @MrMountainchris Рік тому +2

      And chooses to actively research it and discuss it and think about it. 🤣

  • @michaelsieger9133
    @michaelsieger9133 Рік тому +249

    What’s wrong with celebrating love and sexuality. We’ve been openly celebrating straight couples since the dawn of time.

    • @aick
      @aick Рік тому

      Happy Pride! The cishet normative dirty bootys can stick it where they never wash!

    • @LuckyCat5577
      @LuckyCat5577 Рік тому +28

      Seriously! I have to accept/ tolerate fake ass christians . What the F is wrong with celebrating all love not just what the fake Christians tell us is ok to celebrate... (Valentine's day anyone)

    • @LightTackleEthusiast
      @LightTackleEthusiast Рік тому +8

      We celebrate 🍾 because its how humans are made

    • @michaelsieger9133
      @michaelsieger9133 Рік тому +14

      @@LightTackleEthusiast it is pretty obvious that we also celebrate relationships because they are some of the most beautiful experiences that people will have. Your view reduces marriage and relationships to something utilitarian, a mere social arrangement and any honest analysis of these bonds will show that they are have developed, at least in part, as a possible means for attaining happiness.

    • @redscare2.0
      @redscare2.0 Рік тому

      The only “problem” with this is that the feelings of conservatives are hurt cuz they’re little snowflakes.

  • @retroboomer3197
    @retroboomer3197 Рік тому +22

    Wait until little Bennie grows up and finds out about some girls that like it in the back.

  • @guzzledorf5709
    @guzzledorf5709 Рік тому +245

    "My wife says she doesn't have a wet p word" therefore no woman can get wet. Good job Ben 👏

    • @VoteOrDie99
      @VoteOrDie99 Рік тому +18

      Pure facts and logic from ben. Lol

    • @guzzledorf5709
      @guzzledorf5709 Рік тому

      @@VoteOrDie99 I've got buttholes wetter than Ben's wife lol

    • @jacksparrowismydaddy
      @jacksparrowismydaddy Рік тому

      Ben admitting he doesn't make his wife wet.

    • @nicg9953
      @nicg9953 Рік тому +17

      LOL.. dude is so clueless 😂

    • @guzzledorf5709
      @guzzledorf5709 Рік тому +18

      @@nicg9953 to be a fly on this dudes wall would be a nightmare and a dream

  • @SameAsAnyOtherStranger
    @SameAsAnyOtherStranger Рік тому +56

    Of course Ben has to disseminate this information. It's the only way they can broadcast their kink while letting their followers know the right way to go about it.

    • @imback7937
      @imback7937 Рік тому

      Homophobic? Nah your just heterophobic . Staring at my jeans watching my genitals bulging. - Eminem 😆 most hateful insecure people alive you can’t handle people who aren’t like you. You’re a fascist

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 Рік тому +109

    I mean, this information isn't necessarily only useful for gay people.

    • @znmnky13
      @znmnky13 Рік тому +10

      Exactly

    • @chimchu3232
      @chimchu3232 Рік тому +7

      Right lmao.

    • @luke0db
      @luke0db Рік тому +13

      Plus there's hygiene and digestive health commercials for pretty much everything on tv. Including Jamie Lee's yogurt ads. This is really no different.

    • @Iquey
      @Iquey Рік тому +8

      Yeah if you got IBS maybe the bottom friendly menu ain't a bad idea.

    • @Mia-ep4zu
      @Mia-ep4zu Рік тому

      Let's be honest and simply say, it's not. Straight people enjoy anal too, both men and women.

  • @Mike-zx6sl
    @Mike-zx6sl Рік тому +46

    Ben loves capitalism. He says it all the time. Why is he mad that a company that exists to make money is capitalizing on a given market? He should be happy that they're out there doing a capitalism!
    What's wrong Ben? You don't like it when capitalism is capitalisming?

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Рік тому

      Because he doesn't love capitalism.
      He loves oppression, because he's a fascist.
      His support for capitalism is entirely conditional on it spreading misery and suffering.

    • @VoteOrDie99
      @VoteOrDie99 Рік тому +10

      He likes capitalism because he feels entitled to wealth and advertising meant for him. Fascists like him aren't really capitalists, they only use it as an excuse to be selfish and justify entitlement. The second capital stops doing that as much (like we saw with this ad) he becomes angry. Capitalism to him and fascists is simply an excuse for greed and entitlement.

    • @whyamimrpink78
      @whyamimrpink78 Рік тому +1

      He can still complain. But with his love for capitalism he is not pushing for government action to shut down the company. That is the point.

    • @salomaogomes7311
      @salomaogomes7311 Рік тому +4

      @@whyamimrpink78 about what? He's complaining over nothing.

    • @whyamimrpink78
      @whyamimrpink78 Рік тому

      @@salomaogomes7311 why doesn't this company do an ad to improve the sex life of all people?

  • @thudor1
    @thudor1 Рік тому +30

    "I've been informed by my producers...."
    (producers were undoubtedly doubled over on the floor laughing their asses off)

  • @dermonch7959
    @dermonch7959 Рік тому +38

    I guess Ben likes it REAL dirty...

    • @lillebror1567
      @lillebror1567 Рік тому +1

      The choccy woccy 😩🍫

    • @quinndawsonosgood5261
      @quinndawsonosgood5261 Рік тому +3

      Ben likes what his wife tells him to like 🤣

    • @dustinsindledecker154
      @dustinsindledecker154 Рік тому +1

      But she uses the strap on all the time.

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Рік тому

      Give him a break... he's always been fascinated by fudge packing.

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Рік тому

      @@dustinsindledecker154 A special model : a square peg for a square hole.

  • @thinkbeyond3457
    @thinkbeyond3457 Рік тому +58

    Sounds like he had a painful experience. Mad about it ever since.

  • @youtubemusicowesmemoney8470
    @youtubemusicowesmemoney8470 Рік тому +18

    Robert Crumb's Tommy the Toilet would approve that message!
    "Remember, kids! A clean asshole is a happy asshole! "

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 Рік тому +1

      That is true, a lot of bad things can come from poor hygiene down south.

  • @mando9364
    @mando9364 Рік тому +147

    He's just mad that gays have the right to marry while he's not allowed to marry his sister. Lol

    • @imback7937
      @imback7937 Рік тому

      He’s married to a very attractive women. If he was wanting to date his sister he would get all the love from the left. You guys would give him a letter in the alphabet and say the opposing is a form of white supremacy. 😆 liberals are the biggest losers on the planet. 🤣

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq Рік тому +4

      If Mor's not his sister why does she look exactly like him in a wig?

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 Рік тому +6

      So glad her content stopped coming up for me

    • @InternetMameluq
      @InternetMameluq Рік тому +4

      @@paddleduck5328 1. She has content?
      2. I know it's not moist contents.

    • @paddleduck5328
      @paddleduck5328 Рік тому +2

      @@InternetMameluq 😝

  • @biggrizzly101
    @biggrizzly101 Рік тому +18

    Ben's still stuck on the concept of a WAP, he can't even begin to comprehend a bussy 🥴🤣🤣🤣

  • @redscare2.0
    @redscare2.0 Рік тому +75

    “Hmmm, I’m Ben Shapiro and Im very triggered right now and being a snowflake based on my feelings” -Ben Shapiro

    • @kittychancool888
      @kittychancool888 Рік тому +1

      😅😂🤣

    • @rap4thahood
      @rap4thahood Рік тому +3

      But Ben, I thought that facts don't care about your feelings?

    • @probablypositivity8918
      @probablypositivity8918 Рік тому +3

      @@rap4thahood "Facts don't care about your feelings"
      -Is very religious

    • @bobby_greene
      @bobby_greene Рік тому +2

      *"Hmmm,I'mBenShapiroandImverytriggeredrightnowandbeingasnowflakebasedonmyfeelings" -Ben Shapiro

  • @seddyx8994
    @seddyx8994 Рік тому +18

    Literally anything triggers Ben Shapiro. Man is Elon Musk long lost child because they both cry over everything.

  • @kevinschmidt2210
    @kevinschmidt2210 Рік тому +20

    Ben is still traumatized by WAP.

    • @caroljo420
      @caroljo420 Рік тому +1

      Hahaha Seriously!!!!

    • @kevinschmidt2210
      @kevinschmidt2210 Рік тому +1

      @@caroljo420 Little Benny should be grateful his last name is not Santorum.
      Although, the 'Bussy Ben' is still a real neologism possibility.
      Oops! I just used the term 'Bussy Ben.'
      Oops! I just used it again. LOL!

    • @Peter_S_
      @Peter_S_ Рік тому +1

      Only some WAB will fix him up now.

    • @kevinschmidt2210
      @kevinschmidt2210 Рік тому +1

      @@Peter_S_ Or WABBS. The 'Wet Azz Bussy Ben Santorum.'
      As an expert on the subject, Ben, advises that Rubber sheets be used.

    • @brokentricorder4621
      @brokentricorder4621 Рік тому +2

      He needs some wap 😂

  • @mr.sushi2221
    @mr.sushi2221 Рік тому +20

    These apps use your google search data to suggest items that would appeal to you based on searches. What’s Ben been looking up huh?

  • @caroljo420
    @caroljo420 Рік тому +23

    The obsession that those on the right have with sex and gender tells me that they ALL need to come out of their closets.

    • @waltermennekens1503
      @waltermennekens1503 Рік тому +5

      Or at least learn to become confident with their own bodies

    • @exposureeee
      @exposureeee Рік тому

      "These people have a problem with queer identities, so CLEARLY they're all queer."
      Do you not see anything wrong with thinking like this?

    • @waltermennekens1503
      @waltermennekens1503 Рік тому +1

      @@exposureeee "queer identity"... so you have a "straight identity"? A ridiculous term for something you have no control over

    • @FrozEnbyWolf150
      @FrozEnbyWolf150 Рік тому

      Jokes aside, most bigotry comes from a need to conform and fit in with a group, rather than projection. Studies have found that the majority of homophobes are not actually closeted, but are believing what they were raised to believe, by their families, communities, and churches. Logically speaking, if someone were closeted and started lashing out with homophobia, that would immediately draw attention to them, and thus be a bad way to try to hide it.

    • @exposureeee
      @exposureeee Рік тому

      @@waltermennekens1503 Queer identities; for example, homosexuality. Example: "my identity as a homosexuality man."
      I don't how the term is ridiculous. Also, I couldn't help but notice you completely ignored the actual point of my comment. Though, I can't say I'm surprised.

  • @Che-e
    @Che-e Рік тому +56

    He's just jealous. It's okay Ben.

    • @danielmacdougall2697
      @danielmacdougall2697 Рік тому

      wonder if mrs shapiro likes to put a round peg in a square hole ??? :;)

  • @julianadeau5797
    @julianadeau5797 Рік тому +15

    No one's asking Ben to advocate on the behalf of LGBT people. We're just asking that he should just stop getting trigger by our existence.

    • @Dabestbirb_
      @Dabestbirb_ Рік тому

      Honestly i was triggered by the ad too. Postmates telling me how to have a sparkly butthole for Funtime is not something I wanted to experience

  • @punchypizzainpizza6616
    @punchypizzainpizza6616 Рік тому +37

    Ben just is always dunking on himself

  • @Askalott
    @Askalott Рік тому +26

    Bussy! I mean, this is useful for anyone regardless of sexual orientation, and you're right, we're not taught this stuff in school. We should be educated about how to have sex safely, and that means all forms of it. Ben's obviously not doing much experimentation in the bedroom, but we figured that out during the WAP debacle.

    • @InvisibleParty
      @InvisibleParty Рік тому +1

      I barely learned straight Sex-Ed in high school. My class was taught by a conservative gym coach who had a daughter in our grade, so of course he was going to keep us as uniformed as possible.

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om Рік тому

      We should not be trained on bussy activities in school. It’s risky behavior. As is any kind of s*x. Not saying it’s wrong, but educators don’t need this responsibility. They also don’t teach us about clean needles if we are going to engage in drugs or the importance of prostate exams. Some things are better kept out of school.

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om Рік тому

      @@InvisibleParty parents should teach this stuff. I get if they want to teach basic biology and human reproduction but as far as the actual activities? Yuck

    • @InvisibleParty
      @InvisibleParty Рік тому +1

      @@BB-ed4om The problem is most parents don’t teach it. They treat it like it’s taboo and live in denial that their kids will ever do it. I never learned from my parents or school. I had to buy a book. I also know of people who’s parents never taught them anything, so they were easily manipulated into doing activities they knew nothing about. How can you consent to something that you’re uniformed about. You’re also more likely to end up with STDs going around or unwanted pregnancies. It’s a matter of public health. Sex-Ed is important and shouldn’t be a dirty topic. It’s a human function.

  • @tylerjames7449
    @tylerjames7449 Рік тому +55

    Accept and ALLOW, people to exist. You have a better stomach than me, Mike, I can't stand to even hear the voices of BS, TC, and the chowder guy

    • @paulpolito2001
      @paulpolito2001 Рік тому +4

      dAvE rUbEn HaS eNtErEd ThE cHaT.

    • @imback7937
      @imback7937 Рік тому

      Who’s taking your livelihood? Are you mad you can’t have everything made gay to appease your sensitive self esteem? You preach you want people to accept you but you won’t accept anyone else. Progressive liberals are the Christian’s conservatives from the 90s. Judging every person who’s not like them and cry that they ares victim and offended when someone disagrees with them. You could let debate Ben Shapiro for 5 minutes without losing your mind , cursing, or giving him some derogatory label.

    • @sylverscale
      @sylverscale Рік тому +7

      Oh God, how did I only just notice that his initials are BS?

  • @zeldapro18
    @zeldapro18 Рік тому +6

    Conservatives are like "Think for yourself, don't be a sheep" while being incapable of thinking for themselves.

  • @LeakyBellows
    @LeakyBellows Рік тому +11

    There is a person that lives near me that has a vanity license plate that says "BUSSY". That's funny enough, but it's an old lady and I'm 100% sure she doesn't know what that means. I can only assume that it has something to do with her name or that she was a bus driver. Anyway, Ben Shapiro getting mad about bussy hygiene is such a perfect summation of American politics...

    • @mbgal7758
      @mbgal7758 Рік тому

      Wouldn’t that be funny if that’s her nickname or something? 😆

  • @JosephKerr27
    @JosephKerr27 Рік тому +12

    I've never actually thought about the logistics as a straight man because the fact that poop comes from there just turns me off, so it was informative for me. I doubt I'll ever need that information, but I like learning about other people's experiences to better understand humanity. I respect putting in extra effort to be a conscientious partner.

  • @rustyford5511
    @rustyford5511 Рік тому +25

    He's probably mad cause his wife showed him it to him. She's just trying to give him a hint

    • @squirrelcovers6340
      @squirrelcovers6340 Рік тому +3

      Her name is Peggy.

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 Рік тому

      Implying his wife ever enjoys any kind of sex with Ben?
      You're making a lot of assumptions there!

    • @logansmall5148
      @logansmall5148 Рік тому +2

      Or she is tired of cleaning his racetrack underwear.

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Рік тому

      It's unfortunate for his wife because round pegs can't go into square holes...

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Рік тому

      @@logansmall5148 Yep, Benny is still thinking "bidet" is spelled "bi day".

  • @adfury
    @adfury Рік тому +6

    He always sounds like he's in the middle of a pearl clutching incident. He may need some ass play to calm him down.

  • @Loki_Yogi
    @Loki_Yogi Рік тому +3

    I'm a white male and former conservative that used to be so insufferably ignorant on any and all issues in the LGBTQ+ community. I was so brainwashed by Faux News and my former religion into thinking that the left was the enemy and anything they supported had to be inherently evil, that I just never paid due respect and attention to that community. THEN, I made this new friend. A white male from a similar background, interests, etc.. that has always been gay ( as he would later explain to me) yet, my ignorant ass just never imagined was the case or could be the case. Long story short, after he so graciously shared his story and his struggles with becoming comfortable in his own skin, I had an epiphany of sorts and my past biases just melted away. He even suggested this channel for me to watch whenever he'd get exhausted by explaining stuff to me or simply had no more time and energy to give my inquiring yet loving curiosity.
    By all measures, I should not be a fan of Mike Figueredo and his show, The Humanist Report. But, thanks to my dear friend, his infectious empathy and his endless patience, I was able to discard decades of christian dogma and ignorant bigotry from growing up with a Baptist preacher as a grandfather and embrace a true friend for who he was, while also gaining this newfound understanding, love and respect for LGBTQ+ community that has truly enriched my humanity. 🙏

  • @konekokrysta
    @konekokrysta Рік тому +13

    ben shapiro is the physical embodiment of the live slug reaction meme

  • @Iquey
    @Iquey Рік тому +6

    Pride shirts from Postmates gonna be like.
    "I had Sushi all week for us"
    😍🍙🍣😚🍆🥰

  • @maladavek
    @maladavek Рік тому +4

    We need to cut together a supercut of all the times ben said on his show "today's sponsor is 'Postmates'!". He's had tons of episodes of his podcast sponsored by them.

  • @DrumWild
    @DrumWild Рік тому +8

    Ben is upset that there isn't enough hate. I swear, if this were World War II, he'd be the first to volunteer to drive the trains.

  • @grammazone2679
    @grammazone2679 Рік тому +12

    I’m really wondering if these conservative isn’t tired of talking about these topics… Its the same thing every year, and its so ironic how much these “heterosexual” males can’t stop thinking about gay sex.

    • @John.Not-Jack.Daniels
      @John.Not-Jack.Daniels Рік тому +2

      It's not like they can pivot to discussing policies. They don't have any.

  • @Mimi-up5ro
    @Mimi-up5ro Рік тому +9

    Your honesty is Amazing. Humble enough to admit your flaws, but willing to work on it as well.

    • @TheHumanistReport
      @TheHumanistReport  Рік тому +2

      I appreciate you saying that.I certainly try my best and don't always have the right words for everything.

    • @Mimi-up5ro
      @Mimi-up5ro Рік тому

      @@TheHumanistReport Same here, but I could still catch sincerity in what you were saying and openness for growth.

  • @BeegMonkee
    @BeegMonkee Рік тому +5

    "First dry p-word, now dirty booty" lmao

  • @gwick358
    @gwick358 Рік тому +4

    My boss is a right winger. I've worked for him about a year. Every time he brings up this culture war shit I ask him how it affects him personally. "I just don't like it" is always his answer. I always tell him I don't give a f. No matter what it is. Then I ask him about January 6 or inflation or gas prices. It's all Biden's fault. Hahaha. I send him articles and videos showing the truth all the time. I feel like I'm making some progress but it's hard. I just laugh at him sometimes. Don't know what this has to do with the video but I like talking to you Mike. Keep up the good work.

  • @FrozEnbyWolf150
    @FrozEnbyWolf150 Рік тому +6

    "I've done a little research to find out what gay men do in the privacy of their own homes."
    --Pastor Martin Ssempa- Ben Shapiro

  • @Peter_S_
    @Peter_S_ Рік тому +15

    I'm sure it was Ben's 'producer' just as much as it was jimmy doreknob's 'producer'.

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas Рік тому +2

      ...jimmy doesn't have a producer.

    • @zhitchcresttail3387
      @zhitchcresttail3387 Рік тому +7

      @@Kiljaedenas that's the joooooooooke

    • @Kiljaedenas
      @Kiljaedenas Рік тому

      @@zhitchcresttail3387 It's a rather bad and ineffectual one. Jimmy does have his faults, especially when it came to vaccines, but in his commentary he's spot on in a wide variety of other topics. This dumb partisan spat between lefty youtubers needs to end, and comments like the OPs don't help.

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Рік тому

      @@Kiljaedenas "OF COURSE!" - Cenk

  • @mikebruno1301
    @mikebruno1301 Рік тому +16

    How strange that Ben is trying to define all the people and how they should react.

  • @kevinschmidt2210
    @kevinschmidt2210 Рік тому +27

    Obviously, an expert on the subject, Shapiro explains the 'BUSSY BEN' should not be confused with the 'SANTORUM.'

  • @dnost6452
    @dnost6452 Рік тому +13

    I love this title so much

  • @lannynavitka8949
    @lannynavitka8949 Рік тому +6

    If all men followed these guidelines, they'd live ten years longer. It's just good advice no matter the context.

  • @knick5032
    @knick5032 Рік тому +22

    Anything that makes conservatives uncomfortable I am 100% on board with!

  • @rbtmdl
    @rbtmdl Рік тому +8

    Of all the things he could rage over, he picks this.

    • @injunsun
      @injunsun Рік тому +1

      He's telling on himself, again.

    • @falcoperegrinus82
      @falcoperegrinus82 Рік тому +4

      Of couse. That's literally the entire conservative game; since they have nothing to say on the issues that actually affect people's lives, they deflect by focusing on culture war issues.

    • @jessicawilson1751
      @jessicawilson1751 Рік тому +2

      I mean he has to distract from the Jan 6 hearings so he's grasping at straws.

  • @MegaMauserman
    @MegaMauserman Рік тому +47

    As hetro male I love "bottom friendly meals". I like to cycle and it would be a real shame to have " messy diahrea" rolling around, so how about that Ben. I like it!

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice Рік тому +15

      Regardless of sex, bottom friendly meals = extremely healthy meals lmao

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om Рік тому

      🤢🤢🤢🤢 yeah who doesn’t want to think about being railed by a guy in the buss while ordering food? You’re a sick man chubbs

    • @BB-ed4om
      @BB-ed4om Рік тому

      @@RemixedVoice they should just call it the healthy meal section 🤣. Just like they don’t have a tasty c*m section, it’s not appetizing AT ALL to normal non s*x addicted people when they’re ordering lunch. Now excuse me while I make a solo bussy concert from all these beans

  • @spectreshadow
    @spectreshadow Рік тому +11

    I knew what this was and I laughed my ass off.

  • @lonewolffang
    @lonewolffang Рік тому +10

    Well we know where Ben Shapiro will be going after that segment. Just imagine him talking like the Booty Warrior.😆

    • @ProfessorxVile
      @ProfessorxVile Рік тому

      Imagine him talking *to* the Booty Warrior.
      Ben: Sodomy is against God's law. Facts don't care about your feelings!
      Booty Warrior: And Fleece don't care about what you ate for lunch. I likes ya, and I wants ya...

  • @KG9551
    @KG9551 Рік тому +6

    Ben Shapiro is so obviously sexually repressed it’s kinda hilarious he doesn’t seem to realize how often he tells on himself “my producer had to tell me this, frankly I was just *baffled*”… uh huh, sure Ben.
    Oh, and straight people can engage in this kind of sex too, so there’s that.

  • @paulschenkel1660
    @paulschenkel1660 Рік тому +4

    Ben, the King of Feelings over Facts.

  • @maxcarrasco260
    @maxcarrasco260 Рік тому +4

    So the guy who wants "free market" companies to make their own decisions, has a problem with the "free market" decisions

  • @kaptainkooleio
    @kaptainkooleio Рік тому +3

    Stay mad Ben, I'm not sorry that people can happily enjoy doing the things they wanna do in a free society.

  • @anthonyzornig
    @anthonyzornig Рік тому +5

    Postamtes‘s post is cool. Totally fine with it.
    Happy Pride month.

  • @IWearShaqs
    @IWearShaqs Рік тому +2

    YO!!!! THIS TITLE AND VIDEO HAS ME ROLLING!!!!!

  • @terryopsahl1677
    @terryopsahl1677 Рік тому +2

    I remember when a gay man said he doesn't care what happens in straight people bedrooms, why are they so obsessed what happens in their bedrooms.

  • @Top_Weeb
    @Top_Weeb Рік тому +3

    As a straight guy, I never needed a corporation to tell me how to put stuff up my butt. I just looked it up on the internet.

  • @ms.bunniesarecute2287
    @ms.bunniesarecute2287 Рік тому +6

    Imagine my shock that the man who can't get his own doctor wife wet hates the idea of cleaning your bottom. He's such a hate nerd, all he has to do is scroll past it. He is a baby 🤣

  • @doctorheadblog
    @doctorheadblog Рік тому +2

    "Ben Shapiro is a dirty booty bottom, confirmed"
    I'm fucking dead! 😆💀

  • @thyrlindberg9310
    @thyrlindberg9310 Рік тому +5

    I realised this quite a while ago but I am still so fucking dissappointed in my past self for taking people like Ben and others like The Quartering at their word when spewing such bullshit. If I could change my old 14-15 year old self I would because that was such an embarasing period for me.
    Does anyone want to know more and/or get a bit of history? I'd be happy to tell anyone who asks and talk about such things for a bit

    • @koyotestudios4182
      @koyotestudios4182 Рік тому +4

      You know what's not an embarrassing period? Admitting you were wrong and changing. Good for you. We all do embarrassing, foolish things as kids, it's part of being a kid. Growing up is looking back at that and going oh well that was very wrong of me. Being a good person is admitting you were wrong. Nothing to be ashamed of, you changed and you're better for it.

    • @thyrlindberg9310
      @thyrlindberg9310 Рік тому +1

      Oh no, I'm still an embarrassment. Just not a complete piece of shit at the same time, I hope

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Рік тому +1

      @@thyrlindberg9310 Looks like your 14-15 y/o self was just badly informed but at least you weren't totally shut down about searching for objective info...

  • @Linguae_Music
    @Linguae_Music Рік тому +6

    As a homosexual individual this newfound use of the term "Bussy" is literally so damaging to my emotions.
    Please everyone fucking stop i can't take it anymore i literally need a safe space away from bussy xD

    • @Madamchief
      @Madamchief Рік тому

      what is bussy and why is it offensive? Maybe I don't spend enough time online but this is the first I've heard of the term

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 Рік тому

      Where would this safe space from BUSSY be located? It’s really sad that BUSSY is so triggering for you. How triggering is BUSSY? I am sorry I can’t find you such a safe space, but I’m too BUSSY doing things other than looking for safe spaces from BUSSY. Are you too BUSSY too? 😂😆😂😆😂😆

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 Рік тому +1

      @Jamie Herrera
      He’s being fishy faced. 🐠

    • @Madamchief
      @Madamchief Рік тому

      @@keirfarnum6811 I dunno what any of these terms mean 😅 but I'm entertained

    • @chucku00
      @chucku00 Рік тому +1

      @@Madamchief Linguae is joking (and the "I can't take it anymore" an obvious pun). Bussy is the colloquial contraction of "butt" and "pussy". And for people who really love cars that have an exhaust, "cussy" is the contraction of "car" and "pussy". Check out Hasanabi channel for more info on the cussy subject...

  • @Phoenixwizard77
    @Phoenixwizard77 Рік тому +4

    Bottom friendly food can beneficial to straight people too. What if a straight woman is into "getting peachy"? Or he's into "getting peachy" for her? Isn't good hygeine a good thing? Don't bash on the gay community. Learn from them. :P

  • @warlordofvideogameglitches
    @warlordofvideogameglitches Рік тому +2

    ben shapiro: lets say 10 feet of water for the next 5 years along the coast do you think people would'nt sell their homes and move?
    hbomberguy: just one small problem sell their houses to who ben fricken aquaman!?

  • @Lulumoju
    @Lulumoju Рік тому +2

    This wasn’t explicit…. I see this same type of sex insinuation targeted at straight people all the time. Any straight person outraged over this needs to get over it. It’s funny how anything that threatens heteronormativity is seen as explicit. Say it with me folks, it’s HOMOPHOBIA. That’s all.

  • @patrickkenneally3016
    @patrickkenneally3016 Рік тому +5

    Ben seems so repressed.

  • @fangirl9829
    @fangirl9829 Рік тому +1

    Mike is here giving us the important news. Thanks for never letting us down and letting us miss a priceless Shapiro reaction.

  • @melusine826
    @melusine826 Рік тому +11

    I guarantee plenty of those "conservatives" know all about this stuff🤣

    • @waltermennekens1503
      @waltermennekens1503 Рік тому +2

      True, such vitriol and hatred can only come from a deep self hate... am I calling most conservatives closeted?... yes, yes I think I am

  • @paulpolito2001
    @paulpolito2001 Рік тому +5

    I thought facts care naught for emotions?!
    Why would a Master of the Universe (like Ben) put forth such an emotional “argument”? Is he saying he *doesn’t matter??*

  • @raistlin3462
    @raistlin3462 Рік тому +3

    Is Ben really outraged about these things, or is he pretending for the sake of his base?

  • @AdamtheRed-
    @AdamtheRed- Рік тому +1

    So I'd be pretty pleased with any company that tells me that eating a certain food is going to give me messy diarrhea. The exact thing i _don't_ want after eating is messy poops, no matter if something is going up there or not.

  • @doctorheadblog
    @doctorheadblog Рік тому +2

    For the record, I'm cis-het male and have reached the point where the homophobia I was brainwashed with (raised JW) is now pretty much non-existent. This stuff just makes me laugh. Ben Shapiro is such an insecure clown. My LGBTQ friends can talk to me about anything at all and I have no different reaction than I would if straight friends were sharing similar content. So many in our society are so ridiculously prudish. Sex is natural.
    Just my two cents.
    Great vid btw. 👍👍

  • @Ludd439
    @Ludd439 Рік тому +3

    I love the fact that he just doesn't understand that what he's actually criticizing is a company pursuing profits. Health advice on anal sex from a private delivery company is not propaganda, like literally that's not what propaganda means!
    The state should be propagandising healthy living relating to every part of life, private companies using it to make money is weird!

  • @aaronsande
    @aaronsande Рік тому +3

    BUT YOU DON'T TOLERATE IT BEN. That's actually all we need you to do.

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson Рік тому +2

    Need that CAB (Clean Ass Bussy)

  • @JonathanMartin884
    @JonathanMartin884 Рік тому +2

    As a straight man, I love that ad. I thought it was extremely tasteful. It uses terminology that only people in the community or allies of the community would know, unless someone went out of their way to start inquiring, and it uses the perfect amount of euphemisms to keep the content clean and not offensive.
    If I showed that to my mom, she would probably have no clue what the hell it was about. Not because she is not supportive, but because she just wouldn't get it, and I bet most conservatives would be the same way. I bet the conservatives who figured this out were the ones that liked to get pegged to begin with. Just saying.

  • @spiranomad
    @spiranomad Рік тому +2

    Does anyone else think that Ben looks like he has a beak?

  • @ararepotato1420
    @ararepotato1420 Рік тому +5

    I just went and watched the whole thing, gotta say it was pretty wholesome. It wasn't even exclusively meant for gay people, the eggplant and peach at the end had feminine and masculine voices. So it was clearly for everyone who just wants to have some good clean booty fun.

  • @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns
    @Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Рік тому +2

    The thing about gay marriage or gay sex is that you should not do it, if you don't think it's for you.

  • @nonofyabidnez5737
    @nonofyabidnez5737 Рік тому +2

    Honestly that is good information for a lot of straight people too

  • @aisadal2521
    @aisadal2521 Рік тому +3

    Really loving that title! 😆

  • @howardmanski6306
    @howardmanski6306 Рік тому +4

    No, Mike this advice from the food co is for these guys. Apparently Ben S want's to know what food's to eat so he doesn't have the runs after...........? Projection? Just my opinion.

  • @Only_T.O.
    @Only_T.O. Рік тому

    I didn't think it was too much. My partner has IBS, which absolutely sucks, so seeing something like this being recognized as pretty cool to see.

  • @esharp86
    @esharp86 Рік тому

    Reminds me of that Gervais joke of someone getting upset about a flyer offering guitar lessons. “I DONT WANT GUITAR LESSONS!!!” 😭😭😭

  • @princessolmeca2933
    @princessolmeca2933 Рік тому +3

    Just don't eat a lot of cheeses and meats. Keep it light with salads or an apple.

  • @blascantu7221
    @blascantu7221 Рік тому +4

    Big bussy hurt 🔥 🚑 energy from benny boi shapino ⚡️🚨☠️ 🚽🧻

  • @alexanderrestaino1921
    @alexanderrestaino1921 Рік тому

    "I've been informed by my producers" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 holy shit I'm dying

  • @MemoTercero
    @MemoTercero Рік тому +2

    My heart breaks for Ben Shapiro. Imagine having led a life where you’ll never know the ecstasy of rimming.

  • @Feefa99
    @Feefa99 Рік тому +3

    Hey if it's Ben's kink, don't judge him!