You Buy a Goth GF at IHOP
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- Опубліковано 3 лют 2021
- You and the boys go to your local Goth IHOP, to get some Goth GFs
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#animation #bionicle #astolfo
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Astolfo VA: lovelyweirdjynn | Voice Over | Fiverr
Felix VA: / @druskievo - Розваги
"This is IHop, we don't sell people here."
*"Bruh, you're thinkin of Denny's."*
Now I'm kinda curious as to what I can get at Denny's... especially since I've never eaten at one before
@@magmat0585 Only thing you can buy are guys named Denny. Why else would it be called Denny's?
nah they are talking about the streets
That line made me lol
@Khaki Shorts You probably went to an offbrand one.
"BOY YOU MIGHT BE THE INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES, BUT THIS *VIOLENCE* GONNA BE *DOMESTIC* IF I DONT GET PANCAKES-"
I'm going to find a way to work that in to my life somehow.
Same
The way his voice cracks on “violence” cracks me up every time 😂
0:38
I fucking died 💀
"I told you it was only a matter of time until the LIBERALS came for our pancakes," hits different since Aunt Jemima was taken off the syrup
So progressive they went full circle back to being racist lol. No people of color on logos lol. I don't know what uncle Ben did to anyone
He was right all along.
Does anybody else think it's f*cked up that when Land'o'Lakes butter got caught up in this, they got rid kf the Native American lady but kept the Land'o'Lakes?
Is that not just the perfect irony?
@@CorundumDevil yeah
But you still have the syrup and the pancakes, just minus the mascot sticker
is looking at a minstrel show stereotype really that important?
does racism have a flavour that tastes better?
No, then stop the bitching.
1:42 I've never heard so much aggression and passion behind "hockey pucks" before
Ever been to a hockey game before?
I went to a fight once, and a hockey game broke out
@@blakeeielrs8018From my very minimal second hand knowledge about hockey, this sounds accurate.
“You got any gluten-free options?”
“Yeah, your options are: the door”
“B R U H”
I died laughing at that part.
they need to stop with the cool hippity hoppity stuff. get rid of ssj
Bread Bank moment
does that mean the walls have gluten
Starts eating door.
"And a scrambled buh-ssy"
Bruh, the way he said bussy killed me
I can agree
I C U M
2:34
*BUH* -ssy
BUU-SEH
2:47
I love how he just starts laughing midway through
Probably because its funny.
As a Canadian, I would like to assure you that Femboy IHOP does not speak for the maple syrup industry. We export that like crazy! Please buy our syrup, we won't get mad!
"I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony."
Damn straight
the Machine
"Damn straight"
As straight as a round about
Bruh ice cream ain't worth a
FELONY
"Man, you're lucky I'm on multiple probations!"
“A side of homemade ranch and a scrambled B U S S Y” said that with so much finesse
Scrambled *BUSSY* is Turtle Approved 👍
First thing that came to my head was filthy Frank's can I get the pussy boss
Master Chief approved because after he did it. He tried to drink the trauma away.
At a IHop because he's litterally sitting at a table probably drinking.
And then he got his ass f i n e s s e d
The only thing that could have been better would have been if you used a 🅱️...
The voice crack of Tahu when he went "But this VIOLENCE is about to be domestic" cracks me up everytime. It's subtle but boy did he really pull off the "pissed off" mode
"I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS come for our pancakes!"
Underrated line
"Jokes on you, I'M INTO IT"
The way he said it full of confidence and authority
The exaggerated swagger of a Toa of fire
This guy is a fucking boss.
Chief could learn from Red Bionicle.
Nice profile
Nice Megumin pfp
“I’d like one goth gf”
“Sir this is an IHOP, we don’t sell people here”
“Yeah man you’re thinkin’ of Denny’s”
What the fuck was that interaction
A normal interaction to have at an IHOP
@@CJayEvermoure nah man you thinkin of denny's
i thought he said daddies
I fuckin died
@@sassosasso505 Denny's is a well-known brand of cafeterias in usa
"I ain't leaving empty-handed, so I'll take the, uhh, eggs and sausage with a side of homemade ranch and a scrambled mmmmbussy."
- Based Tahu
I've come back to this over and over, and honestly this is just peak comedy. Nearly every exchange of dialogue is a stand alone one liner.
“You weren’t supposed to be into it!” Astolfo often takes calculated risks but he’s terrible at math
Yes he forgets that like half of the population is secretly gay or somewhat gay.
@@NamelessKnightt Or at least have some exotic kinks on the side...
For the next time I will teach him some mathematics and the payment for that is only a hug
And his 🅱ussy pay the price.
But everyone knows that 🅱ussy is only for MC now.
Boy astolfo really f-ed up with doing that to tahu
lmao that BRUH Hippo
The thing is bothering me because i look at a potato that shape like a hippo
But now when i look at the normal hippo, i'll alway be reminded that there's a potato version of it, and the potato version of it seems really cute
I shall forever call him Hipbruh =P
super wii bros can you say penis?
*A turtle approves of that BRUH Hippo*
Bruh
The level of emotion you managed to convey in the still of Tahu realizing its a femboy ihop is insane
2:03 has got to be my favorite part. The HOLD UP as it's slowly dawning on him it's just so good haha
“Bruh I’ve had their pancakes, and they’re not worth a felony”
Truer words have never been spoken.
um...
They’re*
the waffles better
@@mattieonutube273 thank you sir, I was gonna do the same. Ahem, Heil Spell check!
Man you’re lucky I’m on multiple probations
This may be the international house of pancakes but this violence is gonna be domestic Is the best line ever
You need the pause before gonna be domestic part. Also I'm going to find a way make that a sfx
Yrd
Bruh, I had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony
It's my favorite line
The pitch up when saying Violence is so great as well.
1:02 not all doors are gluten free, this is a lie.
0:41 to this day i still laugh to that line 😂😂 him saying violence makes me burst
"BOI THESE PANCAKES ARE BURNT!"
"they're GOTH pancakes"
"BOI at least tell me you got MAPLE SYRUP for these HOCKEY PUCKS!"
I TOLD YOU IT WAS A MATTER TIME BEFORE THE *LIBERALS* HAD TO GET OUR PANCAKES!
This is an authoritarian regime
@Julian Wilson Yes.
Guts
Best lines that i ever heard
“You may be the International House of Pancakes, but this *VIOLENCE* bouta be domestic.” That is such a good line, but I wish I could use it in more situations.
The best line I've heard in a while.
I have no idea when, nor how, but I will keep this in the pocket for the perfect moment to break it out
Bro, if it has international in it just change IHOP with it
@@Bobzonthejob i want to know how this goes ... but also i dont :X
This line is single handedly the funniest part
1:34 idk why but the cut to the poker face and the way he says "a ton" makes me laugh so hard
No, I’m pretty sure Tim Horton’s sells people.
That undressing animation was so smooth
Oh my god moon :0
Oh hey Moon!
Hi moon
hello moon
Here for the Femboy IHOP?
"You've got any gluten free options"
"Yes, our options are the door."
Definitely a 5 star establishment if I have heard of one.
Take da gluuuten
Outda breeeed
@@brosephnoonan223 Idc if it's free.
This establishment is also *Turtle Approved*
Astolfo always cuts 'em off at the knees.
I'm gluten free and I can confirm when I get this kindof treatment I leave a five start review and come back for more.
Man Tahu really went down hill after Bionicle was over.
"Can I atleast get some maple syrup for these hockey pucks!?"
This got me rolling on death's door mentally and physically
"Bruh you got any gluten-free options"
"Yeah, your options are... The door"
God that is so funny
Bruh.
Wish I could say that every day without losing my job lol
Killer delivery too
"Bruh"
Poor Hippo
That got me completely off guard so i bursted out laughing
2:35 when the discord mod finds the femboys IRL address
hi Iron
Astolfo is a boy
This is a Man who watched a Swiss Weeaboo Clean a Bike with his body while wearing a pink bikini and covered in Soap.
@@ANukeWithLegs im going to need sauce on that one chief 😤
@Khaki Shorts whut
2 years later, still hilarious. The Astolfo, "Hello" always makes me smile.
Every single joke or line lands, and losing it on the femboy ihop slogan was just the femboy icing on the cake!
"Bruh I'm not leaving empty handed so I'll take an eggs and sausage with homemade ranch and a scrambled *bussy* "
Sounds like a normal breakfast to me
Best breakfast you can ask for ngl.
The man put everything he had into the word bussy
🅱️ u s s y
Bussy
I'm fucking crying at the gluten-free options line!
@@irredeemablelover7608 “BrUh”
WE ONLY SERVE PANCAKES OUT HERE
Ion care if it's free, just take that shit out.
They do have gluten free options tho :)
Is that the friggin "boneless pizza" guy?
“You weren’t supposed to be into it.”
“Well jokes on you, I’m into it.” The origin of traps, summarized. 💀😂
1:51 well this aged well (aunt Jemima)
“Wait, it’s all femboys?”
“Always have been.”
Always has bean.
*gun clicks* you all have seen too much
It has always been approved by a turtle
stop
@@just_a_turtle_chad There are no accidents
We all know why Master Chief is there, sitting in the back, don't think I didn't see him.
give me 1st reply clout
Astolfo is a boy
And that didn’t stop Tahu!?!
Huh, for some reason I didnt expect to see you here, then i realized, yea.
@@TakanePerez where have i heard that before
“Bro, you’re thinking of *Denny’s* “
I’m so glad I found this channel!😂
"Boy, you might be the international house of pancakes, but this violence boutta be domestic!" Best fucking line
“Only people who’d rather come here are single dads or people who’d rather not get shot at a Waffle House.”
That’s why Waffle House slaps my guy.
I've been to Waffle House plenty of times and never had the worry of getting shot. Is it because WH is a southern chain?
@@chimiigettuson8280 Nah, its cause Waffle Houses tend to be located in low income areas. At least in my experience.
@@chimiigettuson8280 It's very cash-heavy, is the main reason.
@@rirayejohnson8079 most of the WH I've been to are in the Middle income areas.
It's always worth it
The bionicle got drip tho
Why are you here
He always got the drip
So
Biodrip
MY MAN
The man's on multiple probations, you don't think he hasn't developed a taste for that after serving time? 😂
2:22 POOSY
BUSSY
"IHOP eat, come, be happy" is honestly the best slogan I've ever heard
I also just realize he laughed part of the way through the slogan
"boy you may be the international house of pancakes, but this violence is gonna be domestic" best line in this whole video
I'd like some puff cream......
Laughed so hard 🤣
Every line that came out of Tahu's non-existent mouth was solid gold.
I come back to this video all the time it is one of my favorite videos. It's so good
“I told you it was only a matter of time before the LIBERALS came for our PANCAKES”
Tahu’s really out here getting political over pancakes
Well it's true you know they're coming for everything. Next thing you know breathing and clothes will become offensive, food in general would get banned, just walking down a street will get you beat up (oh wait that happens even before the liberal's democrat's have spread throughout the nation.) There are even people choosing to become disabled they're calling themselves stuff like transabled
@@flying_Night_slasher what the fuck is wrong with those people
@@Xeno911 I have no idea but I won't let them ruin game's and Little Caesar's for me
@@Xeno911 dude that wasn’t serious
It happened to aunt jemima
“We don’t SELL people here”
“You thinkin of *DENNYS* “
XD
As someone who works there... we had to resort to something after the cook caught covid
You thinkin of Africa
@@puncho72 Wow wow woah ay ay ay ay!!
We serve food here, sir
the comedy is on a whole other level and the Bionicle gears are a whole level of dedication right there
“boy at least tell me you got some maple syrup for these *hokey pucks* ” man I’m ded 💀💀
This entire video is like a monument to this generation's sins
We know we're adding to the list and boy is it long
I know I’m guilty
In the best way possible. It's doing a better job at it than South Park at this point
Gravemind
And it just passed 1.3 million
I’m crying LMFAOOOOOOO
“Your options are: The Door.”
*BRUH*
I'mma use that line now when ever I get a Karen or Becky asking me if we got some damn Gluten free cheese or some shit.
I can’t stop coming back to this video lmao
Lmfao "jokes on you" I died laughing XD so glad my friend showed me this channel, these videos are amazing
"Bro I've had their pancakes, and they're not worth a felony."
LMFAOOOOOO THAT LINE IS GOLD.
I love that hippos lines
That's sad but true
Facts
Best line
The regular pancakes are meh, but the harvest grain and nut ones are pretty damn good.
I preferred it when they went by IHOB (International house of beans)
I'm not sure what's more amazing. The fact that Rata is here or the fact that I am not surprised.
International House Of 🅱️ussy
Did some one say.... BEEEEAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSS??????
Astolfo is a boy
You mean it wasn't international house of 🅱iarrhea?
every line is hilarious. all killer no filler. no wasted time just funny
Thanks for this.
This was great.
"scrambled uh bussy" delivery of that line is perfection
Scrambled mmbussy.
The delivery of every line could not be better
Scrambled bussy sounds deliciously sweet and good damn
2:33
LOL I didn't realize the pause was that long
Yayy I get to see my spirit animal again.
Hippo for life.
hippo life is real
Astolfo is a boy
@@grevon3636 what has this gonna do with the comment
He's talking about our Lord and Saviour Hippo dude
bruh
bruh thats for real bruh
I saw a meme with your animation, what you do is art I appreciate your hard work. Definitely hitting that sub button
2:34 Bro took "I've done it might as well do it again" to a whole new level XD
"this violence... bouta be domestic"
im fucking dead
Same
The delivery of that line had me dead too
Fucking bars
The red Bionicle: "jokes on you, I'm into that shit"
Tahu, Toa of Fire
@@Orlkov
Is that his name? I never really got into the Bionicles, so I don't know lol
@@JackOfManyGames yes it is
@@JackOfManyGames yeah I still have mine from back in the day
@@Sigismund697
Nice
"you got any gluten-free options?"
"yeah, your options are the door"
"Bruh"
Death in seconds
DEAR GOD honestly laughed hard, for sure up there in my favorite UA-cam videos
"Yeah, your options are the door." I almost choked laughing.
She was dead serious when she said that lol
@@ChelseatheCreativeFox-pc2xz That's why I laughed so hard.
Fucking facts
Broh
Choked on what??🤔
“What’s your favorite fate series?”
“It’s complicated “
cant wait for femboy ihop astolfo to arrive in fgo as an alter ego
Unironicly better than fate
Astolfo legit the entire reason I wanted to get into fate
Then I saw a watch order
No thanks
@@anotherinternetperson8495just read the doujin
This is super well done ❤
Astolfo be trolling but wasn't ready when the tables flipped on him lol
“Before the LIBRALS came for our pancakes”
RIP Aunt Jemima
I still have her face on an unopened bottle of syrup and on an unopened box of pancake mix
This just leaves the horrible implications of other pantsaht jokes becoming reality...I don't wanna be a femboy.
Before the liberals came for Cracker Barrel
As a German guy that lives in Canada I This is hilarious
"Joke's on you, I'm into that shit!"- Lord Shax, probably.
The helmet stayed on
I'm dying. I came from a destiny raid guide to this video
Nah, that's Skeletor
took it all the way to the seventh column
Him: if there a hole there a way
“Sir, this is an ihop. We dont sell people here.”
“Bruh-you’re thinking of Dennys.”
So effing good.
Yup, I knew i was getting myself in some deep shit when i subscribed to this channel.
The fact he bothered animating the bionicles gear deserves some mad respect.
It deserves it is own fans
fr
@Corey Lahey mad respect
@Corey Lahey like crazy respect
@Corey Lahey Mad respect=A LOT of respect
Every joke landed this episode, you guys were killing it with the script.
Astolfo is a boy
@@grevon3636 And water wet. What's your point?
@@grevon3636 I am fully aware of that, bruh
@@joshjess9841 Water isn’t w-
@@thiiiiiiiiiiing Water can't be wet because it's like saying that water contains water. Bussy.
"we dont sell people here"
"bruh... youre thinkin of dennys"
This was my first of your videos
I'm glad I found you lol
“Gluten free options”
“Yeah, the door”
Man I felt that
hi admin
Hello member
Can relate actually
Celiac really do be like that 😔
My man Tahu really proving he is the Toa of fire. He's packing heat and spitting flames.
Yeah
Well, Ta-Matoran are sometimes called firespitters.
tahu also demolishes bussy
I wanted to make an awful joke about the Kanohi Mask of Shielding being "protection," but I could not find the correct words because my brain is mashed potato.
I’m just waiting for the bohrok kal tahnok
I can’t unhear the “Scramble my bussy” 😂
Luv the series.
Me: walks into femboy IHOP*
Astolfo: scramble my bussy (jk)
Me: very poor choice of words*
Reload astolfo *if you know what I mean*
@@WhoCares-wt7wi ;)
I SHALL DO THAT
I kind of expected you to be here ngl. 😆
Bruhh
"I told you it was a matter of time before the *LIBERALS* came for our pancakes!"
Most American Bionicle ever to exist right here.
He speaks the language
We Canadians have already got the maple syrup. It's only a matter of time until we appropriate the pancake mix...
I laughed so hard when he said this 🤣🤣😂
He was speaking faxs tho
Aunt Jemima got canceled so it’s not impossible
yes the classic goth ihop scene, great job on the animation. the bionicle dude was very funny in this one
I never get sick of the innuendos and savage comebacks lol
The dialogue in this is written so fucking well. It's straight fire.
Voice acting fucking makes it too
Bro this violence... It bout to turn domestic
@@nikolaibelinski9696 I'm into it
@@pododododoehoh3550 bruh do you have any gluten free options
Yeah ur options are the door
BRUH
But the femboy is not straight
CLEAN animation
No comments wtf
@@skullkid6439 fr
:o
@@Kokekkoko outstanding but who asked
Stop motion
Over 2 years later, this shit is still hilarious. XD
This is the best figure motion animation ever...and really hilarious I almost laugh haha
“You got any gluten-free options?”
“Yeah, your options are, THE DOOR”
“Bruh”
The way the hippo says bruh gets me every time
He's my spirit animal
@@alexbaribeault bruh
1:02
I don't mind eating the door.
@@alexbaribeault Does he even have a name? I've seen all of these and I can't for the life of me ever remember them mentioning him having one
The fact that he could not stop himslef from laughing at the end is just the perfect touch
Well he obviously left that in on purpose instead of just rolling with another take.
420 likes, don’t like this comment anymore!
Himself*
yes bruh
“Himslef”
My first job 14 years ago was waiting tables at an IHOP. This is the first IHOP-related thing I've seen since that I didn't hate, bravo
The best part was laughing at their own punchline during delivery. You guys are having too much fun with these vids.