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  • Опубліковано 12 сер 2019
  • So I paid for Onision's Patreon and it's worse than I thought....
    🔥 I N S T A G R A M: @morges🔥
    🔥 P A T R E O N: / morges 🔥
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  • @spoiltmilk6511
    @spoiltmilk6511 4 роки тому +4161

    Icelandic foreigner ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS onion boy with FACTS AND LOGIC

    • @user-je5xe5nv1h
      @user-je5xe5nv1h 4 роки тому +82

      Ben Shapiro is shaking

    • @TheMegalusDoomslayer
      @TheMegalusDoomslayer 4 роки тому +35

      Icelandic bombshell melts Oni-chan's face. Change my mind.

    • @goosefishh
      @goosefishh 4 роки тому +9

      I was gonna like your comment but it has 666 likes so...
      Just doing satans work

    • @Tartines
      @Tartines 4 роки тому +7

      *FAX

    • @FungiStealer
      @FungiStealer 4 роки тому +3

      fuck yeah i was 2.4 thousandth like!

  • @McDougal_
    @McDougal_ 4 роки тому +4486

    Little did she know that in a few months, the FBI really would be after him. She is our new prophet.

    • @Grim_Sister
      @Grim_Sister 4 роки тому +73

      Bless our ice cream queen 😂

    • @stepstep838
      @stepstep838 4 роки тому +12

      Really wow well at least something happened against him

    • @pixelmoon7053
      @pixelmoon7053 4 роки тому +3

      the comment below this is perfect-

    • @CJLOVE23
      @CJLOVE23 4 роки тому

      I love her

    • @spaghetti1397
      @spaghetti1397 4 роки тому +3

      Oooh can you tell me why? And is the fbi really after him?? I just want the tea thank you so much.

  • @Mariodash23
    @Mariodash23 4 роки тому +1452

    Broke: Morgz
    Woke: mörges

  • @yeetingful6185
    @yeetingful6185 4 роки тому +2330

    "I scored very high on the IQ test."
    Yeah, well, so did Jeffrey Dahmer

    • @squidwurdiered1445
      @squidwurdiered1445 4 роки тому +124

      Jeffrey Dahmer probably wouldnt even spit in onion’s direction😂

    • @noeldee9236
      @noeldee9236 4 роки тому +41

      Dahmer would have killed him as well

    • @benisthebard6949
      @benisthebard6949 4 роки тому +135

      @@noeldee9236 dahmer only killed people he was attracted to, what kind of bitch with high IQ would be attracted to Onision?

    • @hffbbdbdbdbdbdb4425
      @hffbbdbdbdbdbdb4425 4 роки тому +31

      Jeffrey’s actually didn’t. It was ted bundy and John Wayne gacy who did, dahmer had the IQ of 117

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic 4 роки тому +37

      @@hffbbdbdbdbdbdb4425 and my IQ is 128.
      Today I learned I'm smarter than Jeff Dahmer.

  • @MzClementine
    @MzClementine 4 роки тому +9259

    I read a comment and I quote- “ stop calling him an onion, onions have layers and Onision isn’t that complex.”

    • @catwin7061
      @catwin7061 4 роки тому +204

      They're right

    • @kath.h.523
      @kath.h.523 4 роки тому +201

      Props to you for not trying to pass something that didn't come from you as your own intellectual property

    • @icecrispy4221
      @icecrispy4221 4 роки тому +122

      Onision gives onions a bad name

    • @loverboy6149
      @loverboy6149 4 роки тому +33

      @@icecrispy4221 I strongly agree plus it's just not a good insult

    • @Rightinfrontofmydietdoctorkelp
      @Rightinfrontofmydietdoctorkelp 4 роки тому +22

      @@loverboy6149 He's ALWAYS been called onion boy as a nickname.

  • @hayden1351
    @hayden1351 4 роки тому +2931

    HEARING THIS ICELANDIC GODDESS TRY AND COPY A SCOTTISH "DISGUSTIN" SENT ME

  • @jappins9067
    @jappins9067 4 роки тому +2296

    When she gets mad, her accent goes from Icelandic to VERY Scottish

    • @theextracrispycolonel9504
      @theextracrispycolonel9504 4 роки тому +100

      Jonathan 20XX..I noticed those sudden scottish bursts,made listening to her even better.

    • @lauramac90
      @lauramac90 4 роки тому +69

      I'm Scottish and I was thinking the same thing lol Glad it's not just me.

    • @jacoblessing7929
      @jacoblessing7929 4 роки тому +31

      Well, Scots did take a somewhat stronger hit of Norn and Danish than southern English did.

    • @beefstroganoff8597
      @beefstroganoff8597 4 роки тому +29

      synchromorph I am sorry what-

    • @beefstroganoff8597
      @beefstroganoff8597 4 роки тому +25

      synchromorph No I could read it but what I read was a bit disturbing but oh well. This is the Internet.

  • @enricopucci3330
    @enricopucci3330 4 роки тому +2413

    This has aged like a fine wine

  • @Lynnerz4eva
    @Lynnerz4eva 4 роки тому +1847

    The moment she called herself the onion slayer 6000, I was in

  • @bunnicula6257
    @bunnicula6257 4 роки тому +1986

    "I have a high IQ" *starts making out with a toilet*

    • @hamsterofdestruction
      @hamsterofdestruction 4 роки тому +45

      Onision in a nutshell

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 4 роки тому +65

      Any moron who puts any value in an IQ test is a fucking idiot.

    • @Niobesnuppa
      @Niobesnuppa 4 роки тому +47

      @@KhayJayArt It was probably one of those fake online ones anyway. It's pretty easy to get high scores on those, it doesn't mean you're a genius.

    • @seraphimxvoid7633
      @seraphimxvoid7633 4 роки тому +15

      If he has a high IQ someone slap me some stupid because god forbid i be similar to him

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 4 роки тому +8

      @Loud EmoBrat Onision, go away

  • @Dustiferr
    @Dustiferr 4 роки тому +606

    I love how she pronounces “uncensored” and appropriately sounds like “uncancered”.

  • @yesthatisababytoucan.youre6983
    @yesthatisababytoucan.youre6983 4 роки тому +736

    "I'm a white, privileged, male."
    ...
    Did he-
    .
    Did he just try to get sob points for being a white, privileged, male?-
    I'm confusion-

    • @emmashannon5191
      @emmashannon5191 3 роки тому +60

      He's just trying to look woke and failing very badly

    • @yellowgetbright
      @yellowgetbright 3 роки тому +12

      Confusion, will be my Epitaph.

    • @astralbodyody
      @astralbodyody 3 роки тому +4

      joneken Wong hahhaa

    • @rose3687
      @rose3687 3 роки тому +19

      He’s lampshadeing now you “can’t” say he’s a white privileged man bc he already said it it’s a classic type of manipulation

    • @astralbodyody
      @astralbodyody 3 роки тому +5

      Felix the Leopard gecko nice try onion boy

  • @McOmeg
    @McOmeg 4 роки тому +3130

    A woman from Iceland *DESTROYS* *ONION BOI* with *FACTS* and *LOGIC*

    • @Sneezebeef
      @Sneezebeef 4 роки тому +18

      lol I thought that accent was Finnish at first

    • @mary_y2k
      @mary_y2k 4 роки тому +1

      I love it

    • @esme902
      @esme902 4 роки тому +16

      She was
      H
      O
      N
      E
      S
      T

  • @merikijiya13
    @merikijiya13 4 роки тому +2074

    “You cheated on my wife.” Not everyday you get to hear that sentence.

    • @-Songbird
      @-Songbird 4 роки тому +137

      I love how he says it as though he had no part in said cheating whatsoever... like he wasn't the one Billie cheated with, or anything... LMAO

    • @GRaVITY2DX
      @GRaVITY2DX 4 роки тому +1

      @@SealegsSam Literally

    • @alexismayfield522
      @alexismayfield522 4 роки тому +24

      Wait but did he not also cheat on his wife?

    • @-Songbird
      @-Songbird 4 роки тому +40

      Alexis Mayfield WITH the person he’s accusing of cheating! 😂

    • @GRaVITY2DX
      @GRaVITY2DX 4 роки тому +21

      @@alexismayfield522 to him, its kinda like him cheating with the kid who cheated on his wife cancels out that fact he cheated with the kid who cheated on his wife...
      Big brain overload.

  • @lovofofo
    @lovofofo 4 роки тому +824

    reported for animal abuse. letting your dog watch onision is just cruel
    but seriously though about your English - I think I speak for 90% of native English speakers when I say I wish I could speak a second language remotely that well. Your English is absolutely fine!

    • @mykaruest6257
      @mykaruest6257 4 роки тому +26

      I'm trying to learn French and Spanish at my Uni and planing on moving to France and Mexico for a few years each. A Mörges level of fluentcy is my goal in both tbh.

    • @nurinirdina67
      @nurinirdina67 4 роки тому +8

      Myka Ruest good luck on learning those languages , man !

    • @yesthatisababytoucan.youre6983
      @yesthatisababytoucan.youre6983 4 роки тому +20

      Ikr? Her English is absolutely fabulous. I have tried (and failed) learning French, and I am currently working on learning Spanish, and it is difficult! She must have worked so hard to get where she is.

    • @wingedtigress9752
      @wingedtigress9752 4 роки тому +3

      niggaweirdo Um why

    • @littlecrab4101
      @littlecrab4101 3 роки тому +2

      I agree! I’ve been learning Russian for almost 2 years and I’m still like ?????? 24/7. Bi lingual people are amazing.

  • @haruki456
    @haruki456 4 роки тому +406

    He's such a creep. I never say this about anyone, but I think he hates women, separate his personality from the music videos. Nothing changes. If he liked women like even on a conceptual level he wouldn't have treated his ex partners the way he did.

    • @adama865
      @adama865 4 роки тому +35

      In other news the sky is blue

    • @renn200
      @renn200 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah I think so. All his exes have said he forbid them to wear makeup or form fitting clothes. He would cut their hair off or encourage it. It’s like he has a defeminization kink or something....

    • @ezrealxshsh5460
      @ezrealxshsh5460 4 роки тому +6

      @@renn200 dehumanization u mean..

    • @ItsANoFromMe303
      @ItsANoFromMe303 4 роки тому +25

      @@ezrealxshsh5460 Nah defeminization is a real thing and Onions been doing it for years. It's when you purposefully force your partner to do things to make them look less feminine and therefore "less attractive" to other men. It's all power play. Make your partner feel unattractive to ensure they'll stay with you basically, although it's a bit more complex than that, I just don't know how to explain it better sorry haha

    • @ezrealxshsh5460
      @ezrealxshsh5460 4 роки тому +11

      @@ItsANoFromMe303 You know dehumanization is much worse than defeminization? That's why i said it. He went too far.

  • @elcineaste
    @elcineaste 4 роки тому +8723

    who's here after his patreon got taken down?

    • @sleepysoup8290
      @sleepysoup8290 4 роки тому +64

      Meeeeeee also noticed the thumbnail including the video he just posted on twitter of him making out with some toilet

    • @tomdoe1234
      @tomdoe1234 4 роки тому

      Awesome

    • @moomoo3972
      @moomoo3972 4 роки тому +42

      Me also after finding out he’s a groomer even tho I suspected that before

    • @maddiexoxo224
      @maddiexoxo224 4 роки тому +1

      Yes

    • @berilafqar8827
      @berilafqar8827 4 роки тому +2

      Me 2

  • @FPSDIESEL
    @FPSDIESEL 4 роки тому +2274

    Onision is a pretty crappy fax machine good news is...you can probably write off his patreon as a business expense

    • @SirFeatureCreature
      @SirFeatureCreature 4 роки тому +91

      This comment is a paid promotion of TurboTax

    • @fleshcomputers
      @fleshcomputers 4 роки тому +38

      Thank you diesel very cool

    • @squirrel8911
      @squirrel8911 4 роки тому +23

      Love Diesel or hate Diesel,, he's spitting straight fax

    • @ayesha5753
      @ayesha5753 4 роки тому +4

      LMFAOOOO

    • @acem.6221
      @acem.6221 4 роки тому +7

      I didnt realize is was diesel and when I did I was very confused

  • @crumblyairship
    @crumblyairship 4 роки тому +712

    no one:
    mörges: and i save it to my minion meme folder :)

  • @TheThegreenthunder
    @TheThegreenthunder 4 роки тому +87

    “Barbaric foreigner” I’m dead.

  • @STRANGEONS
    @STRANGEONS 4 роки тому +16974

    This is gold i'm so hyped for part 2!

    • @IgikoPop
      @IgikoPop 4 роки тому +134

      This is the tea we subscribe for 🌝👌

    • @gianna8202
      @gianna8202 4 роки тому +394

      wow we love queens supporting queens

    • @nayeonswife6994
      @nayeonswife6994 4 роки тому +211

      OMG QUEEN SUPPORTING ANOTHER QUEEN

    • @nicolasnamed
      @nicolasnamed 4 роки тому +53

      Hi mom!!! Have a nice day slaying queen c:

    • @paytont384
      @paytont384 4 роки тому +162

      MY LESBIAN PLANT QUEEN

  • @CC-xy8nn
    @CC-xy8nn 4 роки тому +2862

    clearly iceland is being slept on for their sense of humor

    • @basedbattledroid3507
      @basedbattledroid3507 4 роки тому +137

      They should clearly be called humorland, the ice is overrated.

    • @duckieduck1175
      @duckieduck1175 4 роки тому +26

      @@basedbattledroid3507 honestly. it should

    • @sophiamartin2089
      @sophiamartin2089 4 роки тому +6

      Vegetarian Soylent-Green I love ur username

    • @gachaexa
      @gachaexa 4 роки тому +20

      spiceland

    • @roxas4930
      @roxas4930 4 роки тому +2

      More like savageland

  • @heycrystalheyy
    @heycrystalheyy 4 роки тому +102

    I have no idea why "I saved it into my MiNiOn MeMe FoLdEr" sent my wig absolutely flying into orbit

  • @Rockhoppr3
    @Rockhoppr3 4 роки тому +113

    I recall a story from several decades ago of how a journalist willingly committed herself to a mental hospital to record how horrible conditions were back in those days.
    I feel like this is the 21st century equivalent.

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah, I had to present a speach about her back in highschool. If I remember correctly the asylum wasn't going to let her out until her boss became concerned by how long she was taking and fought for her feedom.

    • @JohnHassink
      @JohnHassink 3 роки тому +5

      @@Rainbowthewindsage So *that's* what inspired "American Horror Story" Season 2. Thank all of you!

  • @noellarsen6612
    @noellarsen6612 4 роки тому +5907

    Funny af: ✔
    Hates onion boy:✔
    Northen European accent:✔
    Good quality and long video: ✔
    = 10/10 would watch.

    • @jenn1123
      @jenn1123 4 роки тому +98

      tophat bird and she’s pretty ✔️

    • @djdeee
      @djdeee 4 роки тому +83

      Aaah, also the editing that is actually entertaining

    • @ihaveadegreeinmemes6377
      @ihaveadegreeinmemes6377 4 роки тому +42

      Walked a bee✔

    • @ginger1531
      @ginger1531 4 роки тому +2

      bee u can like now...

    • @annar.6415
      @annar.6415 4 роки тому +6

      also, she likes minions !

  • @natalieclampit9725
    @natalieclampit9725 4 роки тому +2781

    I love how passionate she is in giving him absolute shit. She is scary hilarious

    • @natalieclampit9725
      @natalieclampit9725 4 роки тому +52

      Also even Shrek wouldn’t snack on him, he’d be a bad onion

    • @daintydiplomat
      @daintydiplomat 4 роки тому +7

      I want to like the comment but it's on 420 likes

    • @ThePixelated_kris
      @ThePixelated_kris Рік тому

      @@daintydiplomatits no longer 420 likes its now 2.7k

  • @roseredmayne
    @roseredmayne 4 роки тому +158

    The body rating thing...the 13 year old’s older sister asked him to edit out her sister or take the vid down and he never responded...

  • @erincoolgan861
    @erincoolgan861 4 роки тому +97

    "Today I'm going to learn to say woman in plural and I'm going to roast Onision, HAHA" there are so many great quotable hilarious moments spread throughout this video I love it!

  • @catf4119
    @catf4119 4 роки тому +14826

    Hearing “got ‘em” in a thick Icelandic accent gave me so much life

  • @velmacrutch9480
    @velmacrutch9480 4 роки тому +2313

    Never thought I needed to hear “yeet” and “got eem” in an Icelandic accent, but now I have and my life is complete lol

    • @HighGuy69
      @HighGuy69 4 роки тому +50

      Never thought I needed anything in a thick icelanding accent but HOOOMAGAAAHD I did as it looks like.

    • @squees7215
      @squees7215 4 роки тому +3

      @LSubliminalL 22:54

  • @Niker117
    @Niker117 4 роки тому +246

    This is probably the most wholesome onision roasting video I've ever seen, her charisma is off the charts

  • @wolfj171
    @wolfj171 4 роки тому +230

    "you cheated on my wife"

  • @sophielyon5502
    @sophielyon5502 4 роки тому +1930

    "I speak terrible English," her English is genuinely immaculate and she's funnier than a LOT of native English speakers I've met

    • @ellieperry4194
      @ellieperry4194 4 роки тому +3

      Disney Dumby yah I love it

    • @ksad96
      @ksad96 4 роки тому +77

      She also has fantastic editing and comedic timing, in both effects and verbal punchlines.

    • @lorendaemon7945
      @lorendaemon7945 4 роки тому +46

      Disney Dumby She just has a thick accent. It's easy to understand her, and that's the important thing.

    • @bluejerseydevil7398
      @bluejerseydevil7398 4 роки тому +7

      i love her accent sm

    • @gabrielleengel7476
      @gabrielleengel7476 4 роки тому +19

      I find that most people who are non native speakers of English say that they’re terrible at English but are actually really good with just a slightly thick accent.

  • @pakhisingha8959
    @pakhisingha8959 4 роки тому +4110

    Actual title : Icelandic goddess chops onion

  • @iwantspaghetti8981
    @iwantspaghetti8981 4 роки тому +252

    I’ve never seen this UA-camr before, but honestly her personality is so wholesome, comforting, and funny I have to subscribe

    • @lizzie-4011
      @lizzie-4011 3 роки тому +4

      same, just found her and im thriving

  • @emilycarpenter352
    @emilycarpenter352 4 роки тому +156

    I love when your voice gets echoey and you grab the camera I feel like a small hungry child getting caught and kicked out of a kitchen in 1345

  • @Repzion
    @Repzion 4 роки тому +10870

    THIS VIDEO IS FANTASTIC LOL

    • @noodledickmcginty4931
      @noodledickmcginty4931 4 роки тому +246

      Stop hiding. Where are you. Dont let onision win repzion. You are the one that can take him down for good. Rep something mr repzion.

    • @ceooftoxic5380
      @ceooftoxic5380 4 роки тому +152

      The warrior has spoken

    • @navip1927
      @navip1927 4 роки тому +71

      noodle dick mcginty he was on vacation and his livelihood isn’t UA-cam. I’m sure he’ll respond to Onion Boy when he’s able to

    • @DeepSeaBeee
      @DeepSeaBeee 4 роки тому +29

      I was hoping you saw this 😂

    • @noodledickmcginty4931
      @noodledickmcginty4931 4 роки тому +12

      @@navip1927 thanks for the heads up x

  • @Rederick683
    @Rederick683 4 роки тому +3109

    Angry icelandic girl screams at fax machine.
    AND THEY SAY QUALITY CONTENT DOESN'T EXSIST ON YT THESE DAYS!

    • @seeing_cc1443
      @seeing_cc1443 4 роки тому +12

      This comment deserves more likes 😂😂

    • @genuinedelusionsmusic
      @genuinedelusionsmusic 4 роки тому +11

      I've never seen such fax in one comment!!!??

    • @popliuythj
      @popliuythj 4 роки тому +2

      I haven't had enough coffee yet to laugh so loud gdamn it

    • @moonkandiie2273
      @moonkandiie2273 4 роки тому +1

      GOTTEEEM

    • @kaismessiahbaby755
      @kaismessiahbaby755 4 роки тому

      KunstKrieg KinoPix Studios um she says she is Icelandic in the beginning of the video

  • @anna-ti6fy
    @anna-ti6fy 4 роки тому +159

    we must protect this girl at all costs omg

  • @Zyzyzy
    @Zyzyzy 4 роки тому +82

    "fifty dollars well spent"
    👍 👁️👄👁️

  • @garganbrenna74
    @garganbrenna74 4 роки тому +2690

    morges: apologizes for her thick accent and English skills
    me: YOU’RE DOING AMAZING SWEETIE

    • @undisclosedmeatwallet487
      @undisclosedmeatwallet487 4 роки тому +44

      For a second, I thought she was Scottish

    • @ejedwards988
      @ejedwards988 4 роки тому +19

      @@undisclosedmeatwallet487 my guess was somewhere in the Netherlands

    • @heathercameron1485
      @heathercameron1485 4 роки тому +9

      @@ejedwards988 Nah, that's a Russian accent, but she could also be from anywhere in Eastern Europe since the Slavic languages overlap and have similar accents in English.

    • @totom.8095
      @totom.8095 4 роки тому +55

      @@heathercameron1485 she says in the video she has a "thick Icelandic accent" but sure lol

    • @-f_0_rtun_a-245
      @-f_0_rtun_a-245 4 роки тому +5

      Roan Hathaway Oof I wish I sounded half as nice as her-
      I don’t really like my accent :’)

  • @mimo__.-
    @mimo__.- 4 роки тому +2258

    The fact that he says "impregnate " when talking about women makes me sick

    • @euphoriarose201
      @euphoriarose201 4 роки тому +62

      Handmaid mindset in full effect lol

    • @crumblyairship
      @crumblyairship 4 роки тому +70

      he has a fetish for the word “impregnate” i stg

    • @bananabread1333
      @bananabread1333 4 роки тому +52

      strawberry galaxies he prob has a pregnancy fetish

    • @jacobbpalmerr5780
      @jacobbpalmerr5780 4 роки тому +32

      He talks about it a lot on his Twitter...some sort of fetish I think🤢🤮

    • @nemesisslr
      @nemesisslr 4 роки тому +7

      I had a GF that used to say "impregnate me daddy!" think you could keep a hard on during that?

  • @picklesickle6278
    @picklesickle6278 4 роки тому +61

    "I consistently score high on IQ tests" calls cops on chris goddamn hansen

    • @lils426
      @lils426 3 роки тому +3

      And serves the wrong one in court

  • @TeionLeeIRL
    @TeionLeeIRL 4 роки тому +448

    Nobody:
    Her accent: *T H I C C*

  • @Hitmonstahp
    @Hitmonstahp 4 роки тому +1755

    None of this is real. It's all a dream, and Onision is our collective sleep paralysis demon

    • @Sebadoh1994
      @Sebadoh1994 4 роки тому +1

      Hitmonstahp you must have no idea what sleep paralysis is like or having demons a part of that. As bad as he is, it doesn't compare.

    • @Sebadoh1994
      @Sebadoh1994 4 роки тому +1

      Brendan Mather sorry I forgot my lol, to therefore prove I was being sarcastic haha

    • @xXMishachanXx
      @xXMishachanXx 4 роки тому

      I wish none of this was real, but those girls he harrassed certainly received real hate from blind supporters :(

    • @JediJuniper92
      @JediJuniper92 4 роки тому

      Freddy vs Onision dream demon fight!

    • @ThiccCato
      @ThiccCato 4 роки тому

      Don't insult my sleep paralysis demon. He's just chilling in my room. Ruin my sleep and probably my life.

  • @blessedbeautifulhealthyhai9695
    @blessedbeautifulhealthyhai9695 4 роки тому +715

    Women: *exist*
    Onision: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legandary!

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 4 роки тому +18

      apple cider not sure if it was on purpose or not but your picture makes the comment a lot funnier

    • @RebelMaddocksRoe
      @RebelMaddocksRoe 4 роки тому +3

      epic

  • @teippio5613
    @teippio5613 4 роки тому +306

    Onision eyes are so weird, they are like so shiny but at the same time you know something is seriously wrong with them

    • @noeldee9236
      @noeldee9236 4 роки тому +16

      Teippio eyes are the window to the soul

    • @s0lastsummer7
      @s0lastsummer7 4 роки тому +37

      They're so droopy on the outer corners. No matter how much he tries to hide it with makeup. It's bad.

    • @NovikNikolovic
      @NovikNikolovic 4 роки тому

      69th like

    • @gizmo_gadgets6482
      @gizmo_gadgets6482 3 роки тому +24

      Whenever I look at his eyes I get so uncomfortable because there is like something wrong about them

    • @torispencer6225
      @torispencer6225 3 роки тому +12

      It’s the evil in them

  • @llanimay
    @llanimay 4 роки тому +509

    I like this girl.
    I don't know her, but she's charming, and I like her.

  • @fbi1315
    @fbi1315 4 роки тому +5534

    we would like a tutorial on how you made that hat

    • @willspeth
      @willspeth 4 роки тому +369

      Greetings FBI, can you please find Mr onion and put him in prison where he belongs, thank you

    • @FirstName-ij4uw
      @FirstName-ij4uw 4 роки тому +69

      She made one, go check her channel

    • @willspeth
      @willspeth 4 роки тому +35

      i love your username thank you for blessing my day

    • @cnuggles
      @cnuggles 4 роки тому +28

      It's real she looks like the real fbi

    • @GravetoGhost
      @GravetoGhost 4 роки тому +6

      Hahahha hilarious

  • @peachypeachworth3974
    @peachypeachworth3974 4 роки тому +1650

    I accidentally let out a *NO* when you clicked the fifty dollar tier.

    • @onygma
      @onygma 4 роки тому +243

      Survival instincts kicked in

    • @Tokidokiyo
      @Tokidokiyo 4 роки тому +9

      Peachy Peachworth True tragedy tbh ._.

    • @chaoticgoodgoblin8476
      @chaoticgoodgoblin8476 4 роки тому +3

      "Accidentally" ;))) 👌

    • @sarah3396
      @sarah3396 4 роки тому +2

      @@onygma 😭😭😭😭😭😭😂

  • @mohawkan423023
    @mohawkan423023 4 роки тому +437

    Actual Title:
    Viking Shieldmaiden destroys a Western Onion
    @Fake-Copy Scripts with the original version of this comment

    • @pakhisingha8959
      @pakhisingha8959 4 роки тому +8

      😭you could've at least credited me 😂

    • @mohawkan423023
      @mohawkan423023 4 роки тому +6

      ​@@pakhisingha8959 oh damn yea my bad dude, i'll edit

    • @pakhisingha8959
      @pakhisingha8959 4 роки тому +6

      @@mohawkan423023 aw thank you so much 👍😊😂

    • @amelia4384
      @amelia4384 4 роки тому +4

      damn, we crediting comments these days?

  • @user-iw3yo6sf8c
    @user-iw3yo6sf8c 4 роки тому +132

    Trying to count the word *disgUHsting*
    0:45
    3:37
    7:10
    9:37
    20:02
    21:01
    27:30
    28:10
    29:17
    29:45
    29:53
    30:35
    33:53
    What a queen ❤️🎉
    I have too much time, allright?

    • @verruckt169
      @verruckt169 3 роки тому +1

      Nothing wrong with spending your free time providing a service to other people! :D

    • @brosef5033
      @brosef5033 3 роки тому

      9:37 is my favourite disghösting

  • @alwayssonnie
    @alwayssonnie 4 роки тому +7294

    Never knew I needed an Icelandic woman with a thick accent screaming at me til now
    Edit: jeeez I never knew this would blow up! Thank you!

    • @someonerandom8552
      @someonerandom8552 4 роки тому +7

      Princess Bunny Cly Life made

    • @Jeff-ok6dr
      @Jeff-ok6dr 4 роки тому +55

      It's oddly enjoyable

    • @bigchunkus5014
      @bigchunkus5014 4 роки тому +24

      If you like this woman check out Hrafna! She’s another Icelandic chick that needs some love on UA-cam

    • @ellieperry4194
      @ellieperry4194 4 роки тому +38

      Princess Bunny Cly everyone needs a Icelandic women with a thicc accent screaming at them

    • @babybojanglesjr
      @babybojanglesjr 4 роки тому +2

      Plain epic

  • @oracleofdelphiii
    @oracleofdelphiii 4 роки тому +1752

    "I will not include clips to prove my point cuz that clown will copystrike me" LMAO

    • @jozina1
      @jozina1 4 роки тому +59

      I was allready thinking "... euhm....how has he not had this taken down yet? What magic does she poses?" when that came on the screen. 😂

    • @chrispham6599
      @chrispham6599 4 роки тому +30

      Sadly she's not wrong!

  • @hollyfaunas
    @hollyfaunas 4 роки тому +222

    Onion boy is just one more reason that I am a lesbian

  • @YN.97
    @YN.97 4 роки тому +38

    She said her english is bad, but I actually think her english is very good. Her accent is really nice honestly-

  • @Elleander1
    @Elleander1 4 роки тому +659

    "Why do I watch Onision? I'm very interested in mental illnesses"
    Understandable, be careful.

    • @Gazing-09
      @Gazing-09 4 роки тому +2

      HOHOHOHO that was mean! 🤣

    • @chubbybunny9206
      @chubbybunny9206 4 роки тому +2

      @@Gazing-09 but true 😂😂😂

  • @98AMAZINGMAN
    @98AMAZINGMAN 4 роки тому +1329

    The way she says mr.onion kills me “Meester awnyun”

    • @wubxxy
      @wubxxy 4 роки тому +25

      YESSS "giv meester unyun som monei"

    • @TheRealFobican
      @TheRealFobican 4 роки тому +7

      Aj kaan gou oun foor auwurs whitt diiss whaan.

    • @xochitlornelas3434
      @xochitlornelas3434 4 роки тому +1

      I honestly love it so much

  • @nattyfeatureseverything297
    @nattyfeatureseverything297 4 роки тому +56

    onion: you cheated on my wife..... when you were a minor..... with me.....
    me: WAIT WHUT ?!!!?!?!?!

  • @nicki6647
    @nicki6647 4 роки тому +17

    having captions on made this even better. every time mr. onion is mentioned, the caption reads something totally different.
    honorable mentions: "solemn criteria" "amnesia" "ACN"

  • @alexiscampbell5274
    @alexiscampbell5274 4 роки тому +1713

    You also forgot he destroyed the wetlands in his backyard and was fined for ruining a nature preserve by the state of Washington.

    • @azalago
      @azalago 4 роки тому +158

      Honestly there is so much he's done that you'd have to consult the Wiki to find all of it. He's been on a roll for 10+ years.

    • @Lily-xd1tg
      @Lily-xd1tg 4 роки тому +28

      Alexis Campbell that’s just laughable omg he’s such a moron

    • @malicewithalice
      @malicewithalice 4 роки тому +45

      The scary thing is that he purchased land next to his property that has a creek that drains into a larger body of water.

    • @azalago
      @azalago 4 роки тому +77

      Remember when Greg filmed his girlfriend faking a dissociative episode and a seizure? And pretended they were real and defended not getting her medical attention? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

    • @plastiqbeach7487
      @plastiqbeach7487 4 роки тому +39

      WAIT HE LIVES IN WASHINGTON
      ME TOO
      what's his address I just wanna talk

  • @Cody-wj2zh
    @Cody-wj2zh 4 роки тому +9406

    Not gonna lie, the Icelandic accent, editing and energy had me laughing harder than I should have. You're awesome

    • @clairew4829
      @clairew4829 4 роки тому +97

      The whole world is chopping onions

    • @antiemperialist
      @antiemperialist 4 роки тому +129

      seriously, shes hella funny

    • @zombiepanda5768
      @zombiepanda5768 4 роки тому +69

      Her energy is amazing

    • @-Songbird
      @-Songbird 4 роки тому +11

      SAME!!! xD
      crying rn

    • @Agmolly
      @Agmolly 4 роки тому +9

      BAR *BAR* IC FOREIGNER

  • @average_chickennugget1483
    @average_chickennugget1483 4 роки тому +44

    "He actually said that"
    *insert clip*
    me laughs loudly

  • @dumpsterchild131
    @dumpsterchild131 4 роки тому +172

    When she grabs the camera I feel like I’m being grabbed my my shirt collar
    So yea 10/10 video

  • @harryfirth2700
    @harryfirth2700 4 роки тому +1343

    “Barbaric” European women eats onions for breakfast

    • @eldritchgoddess4434
      @eldritchgoddess4434 4 роки тому +5

      @@JustAChinesePleb oooh same

    • @harryfirth2700
      @harryfirth2700 4 роки тому

      How do I have 950 likes lmfao

    • @interneda98
      @interneda98 4 роки тому +1

      Not technically in Europe

    • @interneda98
      @interneda98 4 роки тому

      @@harryfirth2700 The UK and Ireland are still physically much closer to Europe. But yeah i guess Iceland is European culturally-wise.

  • @elisadelbue9014
    @elisadelbue9014 4 роки тому +6988

    Today is the day the algorithm finally did something right, and that's finding your channel.

    • @kellif1783
      @kellif1783 4 роки тому +25

      Same!!

    • @kairussell7372
      @kairussell7372 4 роки тому +1

      @Chadwick Boseman it's those eyes and that personality. She's got some amazing eyes. I just instantly friend zone every female youtuber. Its not healthy to be crushing on someone you doubt know, someone who doesn't know you, and someone you have 0 chance with. Just a friendly PSA. Back back in the day I did kinda " fell in love " with Jenna marbles. If a pipe dream has your attention you can't focus on things that at based in reality ya know.

    • @kairussell7372
      @kairussell7372 4 роки тому

      @Chadwick Boseman I was just kidding. Even if you were male i know you didn't mean you were literally falling in love with her. Who's Chadwick boseman? Some celebrity idk about? I did assume it was your name and you were a male though.

    • @kairussell7372
      @kairussell7372 4 роки тому

      I guess you could calling it " trolling ". I was kinda looking for someone to call me a creepy fuck lol.

    • @kairussell7372
      @kairussell7372 4 роки тому

      @Chadwick Boseman lol there really are.. And that's why it sounded familiar. My cousin's favorite show is Bojack horsemen. He's always trying to get me to watch it. I watched one or two episodes. Wasn't for me. The guy is like a business man, and a horse or some shit right? I watched it when it was on adult swim, so I think it was a while ago.

  • @jebediahhonker-tonker5901
    @jebediahhonker-tonker5901 Рік тому +5

    I love the wacky shit the automated subtitles come up with when Morges says Onision's name, such as:
    - Keynesian
    - Phoenician
    - Omission
    - Engine
    - Mrs. Hoon
    - Antonium
    - Only series

  • @frenchy9870
    @frenchy9870 4 роки тому +20

    please, give me a collab of the two onion chopping queens.
    i need mörges in a video with strange æons.
    all i want is for them to slaughter the onion man together in one video.

  • @Meduzxa
    @Meduzxa 4 роки тому +2600

    Petition to refer to him as “Meester Onyun,” or “Meester Fax Machine” from now on.

    • @theallnumbcrow8685
      @theallnumbcrow8685 4 роки тому +29

      Gergkin Onionson, Gergler of Onions, God of complexes.

    • @JustaMomnFamily
      @JustaMomnFamily 4 роки тому +2

      Agreed!

    • @edenkentner
      @edenkentner 4 роки тому +8

      Yea "Meester Fax Machine" made my day!😂I love her!

    • @moonymonster
      @moonymonster 4 роки тому +11

      Kind of an insult to fax machines though, at least they have a purpose

    • @TeaSesh
      @TeaSesh 4 роки тому

      Skary Bunny I just found so much information on Onision and Kai! Check it out on my channel... especially if you don’t know the full story

  • @LeonLush
    @LeonLush 4 роки тому +832

    smash up job morges, glad to see this video blowing up :)

    • @noorlita
      @noorlita 4 роки тому +7

      h-hewwo

    • @lg316
      @lg316 4 роки тому +6

      You've gotta make a video on Lainey. Greg has been done a million times, but there's an entire shit show with the wife.

    • @chlorinelori1064
      @chlorinelori1064 4 роки тому +1

      Leon Lush you are awesome as well

    • @TzarNicco
      @TzarNicco 4 роки тому

      Leon is so schweet

    • @TotesThomDunn
      @TotesThomDunn 4 роки тому +1

      Tomato Mafia!

  • @ace.error404
    @ace.error404 4 роки тому +20

    “Onion slayer 6000” WHEN I TELL YOU I CHOKED

  • @BRUTUSBRUTUSBRUTUS
    @BRUTUSBRUTUSBRUTUS 4 роки тому +51

    I’m proud to say onision is basically over at this point

  • @vonfreakenstein
    @vonfreakenstein 4 роки тому +1396

    "my english is really bad" *proceeds to speak better english than me, a native english speaker*

    • @drowsebxtch6729
      @drowsebxtch6729 4 роки тому +12

      juul pierre polnareff Felt that.

    • @jojo1234a
      @jojo1234a 4 роки тому +2

      juul pierre polnareff saaaame 😆💜

    • @reallytheguy
      @reallytheguy 4 роки тому +14

      I thought you spoke french natively

    • @keizzerrhexx8274
      @keizzerrhexx8274 4 роки тому +4

      I though u were a turtle now how😤😤😤

    • @destinyraex
      @destinyraex 4 роки тому +1

      only liking this comment for your name

  • @svnnyday
    @svnnyday 4 роки тому +626

    I never knew I needed an Icelandic girl yelling at onion boy in a thick accent but I really do

  • @kiirchh
    @kiirchh 4 роки тому +30

    I love the movement against Mr. "Onyon"
    Edit: no hate to her accent, i just love the pronunciation of it

  • @Lookielou
    @Lookielou 4 роки тому +1073

    "I hope he rates me at least a 7 or it will DESTROY MY SELF ESTEEM"
    I'm dead

  • @cc__tv8283
    @cc__tv8283 4 роки тому +1101

    When she yells YEET my life span is extended 30 extra years 😂

  • @sir_platypus6574
    @sir_platypus6574 4 роки тому +27

    I love how 90% of the chat is just people marveling over her accent

  • @pringlebatch
    @pringlebatch 2 роки тому +4

    Every time I open Discord, I hear its name in mörgaes’s voice.
    DEEEESCÖRD

  • @darling1168
    @darling1168 4 роки тому +590

    the accent makes this 10x better

  • @bagelee_
    @bagelee_ 4 роки тому +4392

    Your accent is so cute and if anyone ever tells you otherwise I'm gonna personally revoke their kneecap privileges

    • @GavinLPMband
      @GavinLPMband 4 роки тому +15

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @tenderpr3y
      @tenderpr3y 4 роки тому +26

      this comment goes hard as fuck thank you

    • @Veiraviss
      @Veiraviss 4 роки тому +37

      And that's why I love foregin side of youtube much more than Polish.
      Here it's okay to have an accent and people focus on what you say and not how you speak.
      Once I recorded a vid in English and I got bullied by Polish people badly...

    • @CeceSamara
      @CeceSamara 4 роки тому +4

      bagelee the fear this comment evokes in me i-

    • @ghadlydevastated2067
      @ghadlydevastated2067 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah you are going to hate onion groomer and his 'fans' 100x more when you see her second video of him.

  • @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305
    @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305 4 роки тому +12

    *"I have a lot of tires to choose from"*
    *"I'M CHOOSING THIS TIRE RIGHT HERE"*

  • @littlejuliuscaesar8920
    @littlejuliuscaesar8920 4 роки тому +28

    I am terrible at understanding English with people who have foreign accents and I am a native English speaker.
    However, I can understand your English well. A+. Gold star. Primo supremo.

  • @charmspeaker
    @charmspeaker 4 роки тому +1172

    Mörges: OH RINGTONES!!!!!
    Mörges: *plays a second of ‘Ima Banana’*
    Mörges: oh I hate it.
    I love this woman!!

    • @spektral_yt
      @spektral_yt 4 роки тому +14

      "I'm a Banana", was fresh but It started to smell like Oneons.

    • @jungtothehuimang
      @jungtothehuimang 4 роки тому +3

      She gets me cracking up so hard

  • @0rluh
    @0rluh 4 роки тому +11608

    Has he threatened to sue you yet? It’s been 4 hours. Maybe he’s too busy in his basement with his Billie Dawn love doll.

    • @stellamdnt8581
      @stellamdnt8581 4 роки тому +658

      Ha! He loves to threaten to sue people, but he’s too cheap to hire a lawyer.

    • @mangocoffee510
      @mangocoffee510 4 роки тому +446

      @@stellamdnt8581 *too broke

    • @astridvvv9662
      @astridvvv9662 4 роки тому +190

      Isn't she in Iceland 🇮🇸? Who cares about ANY legal threats from Grugly.

    • @rachaeljones4731
      @rachaeljones4731 4 роки тому +214

      He’s too upset over Repzion not responding to his boxing email 🤣

    • @ayaonora
      @ayaonora 4 роки тому +84

      seriously stop bringing up billie by name, i'm sure she doesn't want to be brought into this anymore. like.. in respect to her. just don't

  • @miaatkinson1067
    @miaatkinson1067 4 роки тому +21

    The way she says “uncensored” is so adorable 🥰

  • @peaches3515
    @peaches3515 4 роки тому +31

    oh my god i actually thought you were the real FBI

  • @mothgames9466
    @mothgames9466 4 роки тому +828

    'my name backwards haha I'm the hacker man got im'
    This made me *SCREECH* you're so funny morges

    • @rabbitrulez
      @rabbitrulez 4 роки тому +1

      Gene I just started laughing cause it’s something I would do to also seem like big hacker man

    • @therealartorias7168
      @therealartorias7168 4 роки тому +1

      haha got im

  • @pulsar6375
    @pulsar6375 4 роки тому +1935

    I love how when you say uncensored it sounds like un-cancered, but it never gets less cancerous.

  • @annavictrix
    @annavictrix 3 роки тому +10

    It’s like he never emotionally matured beyond that adolescent period when a kid thinks they’re so edgy and smarter than everyone else because they’re rude and “ironic.”

  • @keabonhall9046
    @keabonhall9046 4 роки тому +21

    how do you guys handle finding mörges for the first time and being this DEEPLY in love already

    • @ootfan7882
      @ootfan7882 4 роки тому

      Lol you said deeply XD jk

  • @peachcakes5342
    @peachcakes5342 4 роки тому +1564

    This man has children. Just think about that a while.

    • @stitchlife9104
      @stitchlife9104 4 роки тому +98

      peachcakes Jesus Christ. Talk about setting a bad example..

    • @user-jt3ln8qt7p
      @user-jt3ln8qt7p 4 роки тому +144

      peachcakes they will be so traumatized I feel so sorry for them

    • @delightfulblueberries7405
      @delightfulblueberries7405 4 роки тому +59

      This man sticked his rotting onion straw into someone.
      Also your a beautiful winter bear. 💜

    • @judgesingucci849
      @judgesingucci849 4 роки тому +58

      peachcakes i'd rather not think about onion man
      But his children will come across his UA-cam and will be traumatised for the rest of their life knowing that their dad has said some of the worst things ever

    • @xirmina
      @xirmina 4 роки тому +17

      I think i would kms if i was his child x.x

  • @artiejj
    @artiejj 4 роки тому +615

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single soul:
    Onion: *YOU WANT EXCLUSIVE IMAGES OF ME DRESSED AS A WOMAN?!?!*

    • @r_eh290
      @r_eh290 4 роки тому +8

      Also, who calls Onion the Fact Machine unironically besides himself?

  • @landy2385
    @landy2385 3 роки тому +3

    I love having the auto generated subtitles for these because it thinks the word ‘onision’ is something different every single time she says it

  • @MoyaBrennan6825
    @MoyaBrennan6825 Рік тому +6

    The amount of times I return to this video

  • @ironicallypineapple
    @ironicallypineapple 4 роки тому +1627

    I sincerely hope you made at least $50 back from this video

    • @heckinbamboozled8697
      @heckinbamboozled8697 4 роки тому +8

      Coran Coran the gorgeous man!!!!

    • @sunnyrenxy2632
      @sunnyrenxy2632 4 роки тому +1

      Everyone does

    • @paulamizerak821
      @paulamizerak821 4 роки тому +20

      She's gonna earn much more lol

    • @rosegal8499
      @rosegal8499 4 роки тому +9

      Ironically Pineapple no ads so I guess she’s copy striked

    • @peterc3619
      @peterc3619 4 роки тому +1

      There’s no ads on this video so idk about that

  • @bibbidi4616
    @bibbidi4616 4 роки тому +956

    It hurt me on another level when I saw you click the ‘pay $50’ button. I got second hand regret and sadness.

    • @luckytamer15
      @luckytamer15 4 роки тому +4

      I would feel the same way...

    • @hellishhybrid1839
      @hellishhybrid1839 4 роки тому +26

      I almost had the same reaction before I remembered that this video hit half a million views and likely more than reimbursed that amount and then some.
      Hahahaha, get fucked Onionboy! You're more profitable to others than you are to yourself. Hahahahahahahaha!

  • @avaethereal
    @avaethereal 4 роки тому +21

    IM ONLY 42 SECONDS IN AND I LOVE THE EDITING LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @inscrimbly
    @inscrimbly 4 роки тому +11

    "I'M CHOOSING THIS TIRE RIGHT HERE"
    -Mörges