I Counted Every UNFUNNY Joke in ''Not Cool'' by Shane Dawson
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Hi! It's me again Morges. Today I'm going to count every unfunny and bad joke in the movie Not Cool by Mister Shane
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Shane Dawson 🤝 Onision
no wonder they were friends...
Wasn't he at the time still in the closet about being bi? Because boy oh boy does it look like "guys I SWEAR I'm not gay look I'm kissing ALL the ladies"
annus?
@@xxbeckyjanettexx9238 yep, I'm an Annus.
@@anceptus Oh boy kid . . . You have _no idea_ how in the closet ol' Shane was. He was so deep in the closet he had found Narnia and lived there for a full 60 years.
the whole shane dawson movie was just a really bad self insert fanfiction
Jill is waifu
although my writing might suck, i could write one better
I swear almost all wattpad fanfics are a million times better than this disaster
at least fanfiction has fun plots n stuff
that’s offensive to -most- self insert fanfiction
he says he's insecure, but he literally got the role of the "popular guy" in his OWN movie holy shit
Makes sense
@Guerrilla-grip-pussy-support-hotline -69 KDKFKSKD ikr :(
It makes perfect sense to me.
@Gorilla-grip-pussy-support-hotline -69 Editor, Director and actor./star of this movie Anything else I'm missing?
I know this was 2 years ago but I feel like the only reason he played the main character was (what you said) plus he probably couldn't find anyone willing/dumb enough to do what he does/say in the movie so he cast himself
They should have named this movie "Not Funny, Didn't Laugh"
they should've named this movie "failure"
Make the picture of the film donkey kong
That would just be Donkey Kong singing "Not Funny, Didn't Laugh" on a 1 hour and 30 minute loop.
@@crazycockatoo5816 that would’ve been a better movie
Shane: “I struggle with self esteem and body image.”
Also Shane: *casts himself to play the beautiful, popular boy that everyone loves*
Maybe that’s why he cast himself with at character? Because he himself was/is not like that
Even better, he gave himself that character because no one else would do it. That's how bad this movie is
@@EmmyisMEx cough cough lin
Probably a cope
@Cosyrog - commentary channel Yep
Shane Dawson playing a “hot jock” character is the funniest thing about this movie
Honestly. I get he’s trying to evoke mid-2000’s skater boy vibes, but it’s kinda sad and aged like milk.
I know. How far up his own “booty” is he?
This was one giant narcissism project for him lol.... it was so clearly a desperate attempt to live glory days that he obviously never even had!! He WISHES he was that person when he was younger, but he has always been the same loser as he is today and he's having a hell of a time now that everyone sees him accurately! 😂
@@swimmyswim417 if he was a skater boy I'd have to say see you later boy.
s0lastsummer7 you hit the nail on the head
"Tori the wh****?"
Tori: *gets back into car*
*drives over him*
*end of movie*
How it should have been. Oscar worthy.
There are also a lot of ableist jokes regarding the sister who is blind. It's portrayed in such an offensive and stigmatizing manner. Not cool
Roll credits. I’m sorry. I’ll leave
also, not to mention, extremely unfunny. horribly unfunny. i hate everything about it
Sorry what does that mean? Sorry I don't understand that word
@@leoluv7019 that's okay! Being ableist is basically insulting, discrimating against or making fun of someone for their disability, in this case a physical disability
@@flip148 thank you for explaining
shane: "im an empath 🥰🤩😘"
also shane: *publicly fantazises about torturing and killing a woman*
And in such detail. That was fucking horrifying. He’s just sickening.
@@phoenixgirl70 you must not have heard his podcast. It's ,,,ammm, awful
@@megib901 No I only saw a couple of his videos when I was extremely bored because he was so popular but I didn’t like him. But I’ve watched a ton of the exposing videos on him validating the icky feeling I got from him.
@@phoenixgirl70 idk if its mentioned in this video but aside from the pedophilia he has this episode where he's talking about this woman who's a black lady that called him out on his racism and misogyny. TW I guess, so he's talking to his co host and he talks about how he'd like to mutilate her. He says that he'd make her say a bunch of racist and sexist stuff, then he'd cut her tongue so that would be the last thing she said ever and then he talks about torturing her.
He is literally acting like Ted Bundy.
On behalf of the bisexuals, we do not claim him
On behalf of the human kind, we do not claim him either
On behalf of pigs, we do NOT claim him
On behalf of clowns, we do not claim him
On behalf of people with poor hygiene, we do *not* claim him
On behalf of earth, we do not claim him
lesbian cat lesbian cat what crimes will she commit
ua-cam.com/video/cbw2mvGHWjY/v-deo.html
i thought the cat was american
Tweak Meep, lol😂 btw love ur pfp
( my past mistakes will haunt me now)
A R S O N, oh sorry thats my agenda 😳. The lesbians will be attempting to speak words to a potential date.
Tax fraud on anyone's list as well?
Shane: I have been səxually assaulted and have struggled with body image.
Also Shane: *makes fun of səxual assault and body shames in his movie*
I think it’s him projecting his insecurities and trauma into the movie. He made himself a heart throb because he knows of the insecurities
He literally admitted in one of his books that he lied about being mol3sted as a child- then went on to joke about how he was offended that no one wanted to assault him. He’s literally disgusting
@@RaeLaBiihang on a second. source??
its the whole film. every second is unfunny
Just 1 then
Yeah the whole thing is just not cool
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
When the name of your movie describes how it is
Geez, tag your spoilers! 😁
Shane is the type of person to say "I'm not racist/sexist/ect. but.."
The funny thing is how many times he actually does this, ON RECORD, he has gone on podcasts and said that he wasn't into beastiality (sorry if I spelled that wrong) but then proceeded to tell about how he fucked his cat, he's done the same thing with pedophilia
Oh he totally has said it👀 In his earlier apologies he was like “I’m not a racist, BUT-“ like wha-
My man, he did exactly that
Says a lot about who he is ngl
I'm not sexist, but I hate women.
Ok but this woman is so pure
She literally let her cat in her closet
It’s like a prepubescent teenage boy made this movie with all of his immature teenage friends
You guessed it
"I counted every UNFUNNY joke in Not Cool"
"I counted every fish in the sea"
Spooky Howlett there’d be less fish
Lol
@@hearts4marzz FAX
Lmao not enough fish in the sea
Counting all the oxygen molecules in the air
i like how she casually puts her cataroonie into the closet
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
as a cat owner i can relate to that lmao
@@broadwayslimetutorials8479 I clicked the link fully expecting and prepared to be Rick rolled.
Bad B!tch Subliminals no❤️
Italian waiter: What can I get you?
Me, a man of culture: Give a me a one spaghoota, with an alfredo cataroonie, fresh a from the a cataroonie closet
It's also extremely racist that the only BIPOC characters are just made fun of in a racist and/or disgusting, sexist, etc way
I’m so sorry, what does BIPOC mean?
@@oceaneleny1586 Black/Indigenous People Of Color. It helps emphasize the issues that Black and Indigenous POCs deal with separate from other POC groups (use it instead of POC when talking about people of color issues, other people of color are still included in this)
@@chasebarber10 Alrighty then. Thanks!
wholesome thread!! im glad that on this channel people feel comfortable enough to ask these questions. seeing people open to learn makes me so hopeful. someone else asked something like what does ableist mean too in this comment section and it was just such a wholesome exchange. I hope you both live well and are happy!
/edited for a spelling error
@@zishee2125 💜
The problem is that this isn't even dark humor there's no punch line or context just overly offensive 'jokes'
And usually dark humor is self depreciation or bringing light on horrible situations using said humor
Yeah he kinda left out the humor part
Idk South Park gets away with it all the time and I mean before they overloaded every season with satricizing current events. I honestly think it just depends what you're expecting going into it. If I'm going to a Jim Gaffigan stand up versus a Chris Rock or Jeff Dunham or whatever, I know what to expect in either scenario. And there are some that find things like South Park unfunny because of how offensive it is. I think it only becomes problematic when one group or line of jokes becomes targeted to where it is apparent they're just discriminating against a certain topic, group, or line of thought. Whereas I think other things like South Park and the like succeed because they offensively go after every group and/or line of thought, indiscriminately. And I'd prefer that Rather than us saying some things are censored like sexist or homophobic jokes whilst religious and racist jokes stand or vice versa cuz at that point I think we're censoring art. (This is also being written by someone who is black lol and who does enjoy dark or over the top humor but also has discernment and thinks if we're gonna make fun of some we should all make fun of ourselves and laugh at everyone). This is also why i like Bo Burnham too cuz he kinda deconstructs what the fudge humor even is in this day and age and how we are to use it. Yeah, this is just me having a sensible discussion on UA-cam. Not trying to be argumentative. I think if people were more open at talking to each other Rather than "at each other" we'd maybe get past all the name calling and judgement and get to agreeing to disagreeing and understanding each other. It's what I strive to do with listening to people who want to think ill of black lives matter or etc. I listen and converse even if I might disagree. Alright if you made it to the end of my Ted talk, congratulations! I pray many blessings on you and love you in Jesus' name. :) Have a great day everyone!
KTMeXtra the simpsons takes use of that just not as often
J Queen.. and who OKed this? I mean obviously he was surrounded by someone with input? I get dark humor..but as you said.. this wasn't dark humor... it was just words that were spoken to offend.
Why didn't someone tell him that it was NOT funny ...not even a teeeeeeeeny bit funny... because Wow did it suck..
@@TrudyPatootie they did try to tell him but he ignored them.
Your cat coming out of the closet as a lesbian is such and underrated joke
its funnier than every joke in the entire movie
@@bat5421 ah yes just like how she uses Shane's overdone controversy after a month after it had died 👏
@@ssariwhere628 ok shane stan
@@ppcaprisun umkay instigator
@@ssariwhere628 still more entertaining than Shane Dawson's shit movie 🤷🏻♀️
Came here as soon as I heard the call of an Icë crêæm wämen
The call of the icë crêæm qůėën is one that shan't be ignored!
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
Every one should click on the link
SleepyMcFroggo click the link
Trust me lol
@@broadwayslimetutorials8479 "Yeah, that's gonna be a no for me, dawg."
The actress who plays Tori is actually an English dub voice actor for anime and I was so shocked when I heard Sailor Venus, Lucy, Asuna, and many other anime characters
she deserves better ngl
I feel bad for her tbh
Morges calling her cat “catarooni” is the peak of comedy for me
I thought this movie’s funniest joke was the idea that people found Shane attractive rather than physically repulsive and cringey.
KP Agreed !
Dr. Tanya Jay And the unironic hair comment only added another layer of detachment from reality.
Mörges is a proof that you can be funny without being racist, homophobic, offensive etc.
Very tasty looking popcorn btw
Not offensive? Hmmm
NativeNat -ly when was she being offensive?
@@natalie10223 point me a thing that shows her as offensive 😐
@@natalie10223 Where
NativeNat -ly when has she ever been offensive? Just wondering
He can’t even excuse it and be like “it was a different time” because when this was made, we all knew better
The “joke” where the woman falls with a watermelon under her shirt looks like it meant to be a joke about miscarriages and that one was REALLY messed up
Yeah, that seemed, like one for both the unfunny and the disgusting category.
I thought it was a period joke
🤢🤢🤢
I saw that scene as a GIF before, and I never dream of knowing where it comes from this way.
I'm p sure that joke was literally a tumblr text post before the movie even existed too lmao
I just noticed that and 😑
Shane Dawson himself is an unfunny joke
More like a failed attempt at a joke.
This comment is amazing 😂
Got him
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
Off topic but I love your Sonia profile pic
As with all mental illness, Schizophrenia is a spectrum. I have it (and do make jokes, because I lighten the mood with humor), and I hate the tone-deaf "The voices made me do it" jokes.
Not all people hallucinate killer/crazy voices. I, for one, hear people call my name, or say something they WOULD say, but they didn't. Like my memory is playing recorded audio or something. Sounds real, but isn't.
There are people that have it to the point of debilitation but not all Schizophrenics are. Mine is mild enough that, for now, I'm able to go without meds (american healthcare system. I can't afford therapy or meds, and dont have insurance cuz i cant afford that either).
But Shane's entire movie is offensive and tone deaf, i dunno why I'm surprised -.-
i thought that hearing people call your name out of nowhere was thing everyone had. :0
I feel like i need to look into this now. Thank you for giving me a learn today!
@@serenityyen not a problem! If you have it (and if not) just keep in mind you're not alone. It's scary at first and people have preconceived notions.
I didn’t know that! Schizophrenia is a spectrum, just like autism. I mean, I know it’s not the same. But hey, I learned a new thing
@@multifanderisverycrafty a lot of people don't. I get told "you don't seem schizophrenic" or "you can't have that". But no one knows what goes on in another person's head lol.
SamIAmWich Lol I took a test today and it turns out I’m at a higher risk of Schizophrenia, and apparently its common in my family? Like really, my Aunt has a version of it and I had no idea XD Like, i learned so much today, and I wouldn’t have gotten all this info if i didnt see your comment!
'Air out of nose' is the best comedy categorisation I've ever seen
Therapist: Lesbienne cataroonie doesn't exist, she can hurt you
Lesbienne cataroonie:
Édit: omg guys! I wasn't expecting so much likes! Thank you! This is more than I've ever had! I hope y'all have a great day and a great life!
@Allie thank god, she's too powerful but too adorablead well.
I read that as ‘Lebanese Cartoonie’ lul
@@hck71 auto correct would agree with you
Your second sentence is blank... was the cataroonie supposed to say something?
@@Sir_Catnip I was going for the video itself, becuse we can see her go into the closest and suddenly she's out.
They're about to need a new number system for the amount of unfunny jokes in this movie.
how to count beyond infinity
@@angeldeviltears Ask Shane. He figured it out fine.
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
@@broadwayslimetutorials8479 Haha. Nice one
Not needed. Just use an exponential lol
Shane Dawson: treats his entire staff like crap and garbage. Then he basically says if you don't have a job, you should just accept any degrading role.
Also Shane: crying over selling his merch for so little money cause he is so kawaii, sweet, empathetic, doesn't know how to ask for more, shy, and just can't be mean.
I am pissed cause i genuinely wanted to meet the guy, I thought he was empathetic, and a good person. I related to him cause i am shy, and a lot of times i have a hard time asking for something. When this whole thing started I didn't believe any of it until I saw for myself. If I was this woman and I was trying so hard to explain what I wanted to say and my friend was like "do you understand what she is saying? She isn't making any sense", I would just ugh..I would just sit in a corner and cry. Like I know how it feels to have that done to you, and yes people can get angry but I don't think empathetic people would do that to someone, you know what I am saying? Empathetic people would feel for struggling small actors as I am sure he was one himself and didn't he always talk about his poor upbringing?
Empathy is being able to see someone else's perspective, and I think you display that here in your post. It's okay. You thought he was somebody else. And that can happen. I know what it's like to feel betrayed by somebody you used to look up too. It hurts. I'm really sorry you have to deal with this. But it will heal with time, I promise. It sucks to feel disappointed in someone, but it just means you have the full range of all your feelings, and you being brave enough to express it and post it here is good.
And he claims that he's an empath. I just want to gently explain that empathy is an emotion that most people feel and it's normal. But being an "empath" is where a person believes he or she can literally feel all the emotions (and sometimes body pain) of people around them as they're happening. Some people believe in it, some people don't, there hasn't been conclusive research on it. But I have some anecdotal stories of my sis who's an empath.
I'd come back home from work and I wouldn't say anything, I'd just start doing chores. And then out of nowhere, unprompted, she'd ask odd things, like "bad day at work?" Like she just knew, because I DID have a bad day at work.
Different people will describe it differently and there might be different words for it. But I don't think Shane Dawson was an empath. I don't know if he even understands what it means.
Anyway. Hope you feel better.
Same here when all this started I didn't want to believe it but there was just so much evidence and it hurt so much and his apology video made it worse he didn't take Accountability he made excuses and went oop my mental disorders lemme be the victim
Shane Dawson = Ellen 2.0
ok but the 'r-r-r roll up to the party...' with the cat at the beginning is actually adorable
Icelandic woman yelling at me about some other man's jokes I had no involvement with? y e s.
Danish girl being yelled at by Icelandic girl about other mans jokes I had no involvement with 😜
@@rachelnygaard2150 Irish boi being told by a Danish girl that shes being yelled at by an Icelandic girl for a man's joke she had no involvement with
Yeah sure bud keep denying it we know price is your fake last name Mr. Dawson
@@shaneprice1433 Polish girl reading about Irish boi being told by a Danish girl that she's being yelled at by an Icelandic girl for a man's joke she had no involvement with
Lucky You
the funniest part about this movie is that it cost $800,000.00 only to get back 36,000.
Dang that's so sad
@@chalseoko Right? think about the ecological footprint for these people to come onto this set.....
deserved it.
Alexandra
Lmao that's one way to see it. A lose lose situation.
That sounds like a personal problem lol. I can’t believe that someone signed off on this script, let it sink in someone thought investing in this was a good idea.
“Tori is driving home from the party and she
*YEEEEEEEEEEEETSSS*
...shane dawson”
I am DYING
It took me 6 minutes and 10 seconds to realize that spicual aboos did not mean spicy boobs....
Pfft
....what does it mean I’m slow?
Maggie A&C sexual abuse
*s p i c y b o o b s*
Bruh
She’s picked a new target. God have mercy on Dawson's soul.
NO MERCY!
It's what he deserves!
He fucking deserves it #nomercyforshane
We love that!
No mercy for Yaw
also its so funny that shane dawson cast himself as the "attractive boy" when he LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE RUMPLE STILTSKIN FROM SHREK 4
DONT DISS ON RUMPLESTILTSKIN, HE WOULD NEVER BE AS BAD AS SIN DAWSON
this comment is funnier than the whole movie
The funniest part of this comparison is Shane has a years long history of being particularly offended by it and it makes me happy knowing he'd be PISSED reading comments like these lmao
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS
💀😭😂😂😂
How can this woman be funny, ironic, iconic and pretty?
Pretty sure he made this movie just so he could pretend that actual adults his own age wanted to be around him.
reminder that this movie came from a competition show called “the chair” where two directors are given the same screenplay. zachary quinto, who hosted the show, was almost enraged at how horrible shane’s movie was and still to this day thinks shane’s opponent, anna martemucci, should’ve won. shane also really only won b/c he was a big youtuber.
I’m confused, so if it’s the same screenplay doesn’t that mean it’s written by someone else? So Shane and the other persons movie were the same movie or?
CataclysmicGrin they were given like the same basic outline, they both are supposed to take place in the same area, they’re both about kids coming home for their first thanksgiving break, but they were allowed to add and remove basically as much as they wanted. Shane was trying to make something like Superbad, all the disgusting jokes were added by him and he just tried to make it as outrageous as possible for his teen audience. The other director did a much more calm, realistic, relatable coming of age movie. It is not obscene because none of that was in the original script/outline. There are videos comparing the two on here and you can see the similar beats that were in the original outline vs all the crap Shane added. One is a cute little relatable movie that really uses and shows off its location and the people feel mostly real while the other is just gross, could have taken place anywhere and no one feels like a real person.
LC ah ok I was confused cause when I see same “screenplay” it makes it sound as if it was completely prewritten and the only difference would be direction given from each “director”.
Yeah whoever casted for that show made a big mistake when they casted a big UA-camr. They should have known it would skew the voting.
Wait, what was the other movie called?
Honestly I feel so bad for Cherami Leigh, the woman who plays the main female lead. She's a really great actress and has done amazing voicework for anime and video games, and it sucks that she's forever tied to this shit show of a "movie".
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
Does she even do on screen acting anymore? It’s kind of crazy that she doesn’t talk about it but, yeah completely understand why she doesn’t.
@@broadwayslimetutorials8479 go away
It’s gross that Cherami Leigh had to kiss Shane Dawson >
Yeah, she voices characters from popular animes.
I genuinely hate Shane. I literally get nauseous every time his face shows up in my screen.
I personally would've added an ableism category and put all the blind jokes and mental illness jokes in there but ik there were a lot of categories to keep up with already!
[Edit: I guess I would've just consolidated the disability jokes and mental illness jokes, as well as added the blind jokes. All to one category. Sorry lol I hadn't watched the whole video before the category got added.]
I would’ve put one down for “laughed” because I did when he got hit by that car
YEET
I always laugh in the commentary videos when he gets hurt but the jokes wouldn't be funny if I didn't just hate him
Haven’t watched the whole video, I’m excited for it
BAHAH SAME
"But instead of collecting Pokemons, he is collecting mental illnesses!"
GIRL I AM DECEASED. THE ACCURACY 💀🤣💀
15:04
LMAO
I love how automatic subtitles sometimes wrote Sin Dawson instead of Shane and I think it is so fitting in this video
Can you just imagine him writing the script, putting HIMSELF as the main lead hot role and THEN putting in the script "Oh my god its like you know youre hot" ABOUT HIMSELF!!
Any time Toris sister is on screen it should count as making fun of disabilities because of the AWFUL blind jokes/ridiculous portrayal
I feel like everyone also forgets about Shane’s horror movie, smiley. That’s a whole other disaster.
his WHAT 😃
Nick DiRamio does a commentary. It’s pretty good
i am already creeped out by this one i don't wanna look at that
THERES ANOTHER ONE I- 💀
Shane dind't make this one
actually the joke about the baby at the piercing place is a racist joke because it plays on the stereotype that mexicans get their baby’s ears pierced
As a Mexican American who got her ears pierced as a baby, I had no idea that was considered a racist stereotype?????
I thought that a lot of parents got their children's ears pierced? My parents never did with my sister or I, but I've seen a lot of babies and toddlers with their ears pierced. (Or, at least I used to, not sure about now.) If anything, I thought it was more of a stereotypical white mother thing. (You know that it's usually the mother's idea and the father just goes with it.)
@@Antisocial_Cryptid13
Some do but most parents are tough about earrings
That is not a stereotype for Mexican parents, that isn't even a stereotype for any race actually, mostly because no one really cares except people who say its against whatever they believe.
That's a racist stereotype? Where I live that's not unusually regardless of whether someone is Hispanic or Caucasian.
Shane: *does something downright awful*
Everyone else: *gives criticism and calls him out*
Shane: *uno reverse card and says it should have been addressed earlier and it's the fault of the times we were in that he was able to be a cOMPLETE DISNIK*
Everyone else: *DRAW TWENTY-FOUR OR ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG AND GIVE A JENNA MARBLES TYPE BEAT APOLOGY*
Shane:...... *draws twenty-four*
The high energy, the positivity, the *A C C E N T*, THIS is what youtube and the world are painfully lacking.
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
Bad B!tch Subliminals bruh you’re just clown certificate-ing everybody 😭😂
cg standing nah they’re joking. It’s a link to a song called Clown Certificate
@@terra_the_nightingale135 thanks lol couldn't be arsed to click
A good term for "shaming the mentally ill" is ableism. He's just very ableist
Same for shaming disabled or "re//////"
No the correct term for "shaming the mentally ill" is asshole. He's just a very big asshole.
Shane's 'humour' is simply the product of a confused childish mind that seems to never really has developed healthy relationships to/mindsets about basically everything but especially sex. However he seems to think it's an somehow intelligent way of mocking human behavior. He doesn't realize that he only mocks people who have as disturbing thoughts as he does. Which I can only imagine to be kids and very few adults from (unfortunately) disfunctional families. For "normal" people it's just straight up shocking.
It's laughable and depressing at the same time.
Not to play armchair psychologist here but I really do think that his excessive sexual humor largely stems from him being such an incel as a teen and young adult, I remember him talking a lot in early videos about being a virgin and seeming kind of bitter about it. I think he developed some sexual issues due to being so deprived and internalizing a lot of it and then acting out.
"I did not have SPICUAL relations with that woman"
The cat saw Shane Dawson and knew she had to hide lol
Hide your cats and children from Shane!
i would hide too
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
Hide to the closet and came out as lesbian :)
Bad B!tch Subliminals you almost had me for a second, but I almost choked when I clicked the link lmao
The piecing baby "joke" was actually a racist joke, portraying how Hispanic moms always pierce their babies ears 🙄
Extremely racist, and a poor attempt at a joke
Literally every race pierces their babies ears
Plus i don't think non US Americans don't get that racist joke because that aint a thing over here
@@dissy1853 I'm from Denmark
Olly Tropics i’m mexican and i exhaled out of my nose at that joke sorry
@@marswag666 And that is totally fair. I just personally think, that in this context it is meant to target a specific ethnic group, and make fun of them and put them in a bad light.
I love how you can just see the brain cells leaving her body as she watches this movie, they're like "abort mission"
we’ve evolved from MiStëR oNiOn to MîStÉr ShAnE
this movie is obviously shane’s own depiction of himself. the main character is his ego, joel is how he really is, the family is how he thinks his viewers view him and toni tori idk is how he manipulates and ruins his victims and how he gets off scotfree.
Woahhhhh that's actually pretty interesting
I don't think this level of thought went into it. Nice observation but I doubt it was intended.
ok
that’s why his name is scott. Scottfree
There is a reason why shane is only one letter off from shame
Even better, it's only half a letter off, if you think about it
The m machine was just broke that day so it only gave him half an m
The subtitles correct that as his name quite often...
Hey now let's not diss other Shanes like that.
🤡 oof
When you realize that the girl who plays Tori is the voice actress for Komaru from Danganronpa UDG, Asuna from SAO, Lucy from Fary Tail and Elizabeth from Black Butler...
Zest TheGriffin I feel rly bad that she’s in that movie she has so much talent
i am so sorry for her
I think shes also the VA of Makoto Nijima from Persona 5
NOOOO NOT KUMARU SHES UNPROBLEMATIC
doesn’t she also play sailor venus
Should have also added “handicapped jokes” cause there’s a lot of those
there is a disability jokes category she added later one
I think disabled people don’t like the term “handicapped” very much.
@@literallygaston2489 yeah I can confirm I’m disabled and prefer that Word much better
yeah that's disability
"I'm not going to go into this movie with negative thoughts"
20 seconds in:
"I'm going to hate this movie." 🤣
20 second in... stopping watching the movie all together.
Seeing your cat and hearing your voice gives me enough serotonin to have a better day so thank you for blessing us with your content qwq
Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear dwui
@@AxxLAfriku who TF asked 😂😂
@@AxxLAfriku lmao what
AxxL what-
cataröøni 🥰
The movie has been ableist since the beginning. They made fun of blind people in the beginning of the movie with one of the main girl's family members. Hate that. Really hate that.
yep...
also nice gappy pic
I laugh at peppa pig compilations more then this movie
“The air out of nose” category killed me .😂😂😂
It's so relatable 😂😂
I only laugh like that
@@dc9067 yes me too 😂😂
The “funny” joke isn’t even funny because it’s a creepy old woman wanting to spicually aboose a teenager
I keep forgetting that shane supposed to be a teenager. he looks too old for the role
Dead Soap see also: every “teenager” in every movie ever
shit you're right
S p I c u a l l y
It's such a shame that Drew is in this
The "joke" about the girl stealing the fruit (looking like a pregnant woman) and falling, terrifies me.
19:50
This isn't funny. It gives me chills and makes me want to throw up
It makes me uncomfortable as well.
Yeah, it's so grim. Eughh...
The funniest joke in this movie is Shane being attractive💅🏽🍵.
@Allie bruhhhh 😂
@Allie heey don't do that to justin bieber, jb looked good with that hair cut
@@delusionalmilkshake o.O shore shore
@@caliewithonel i meant jb not shane
@@delusionalmilkshake ik
Shane has mentioned throughout the years how overweight he was and how bullied he was for it. This movie feels like he wanted to live out his high school fantasy he always dreamed of. Still super unfunny and uncomfortable
"Wattpad self-insert fanfiction - the movie"
Most people have private dreams though. Why on earth would you release something like this into the world, haha?
Listening to this girl meow back at her cat is the only thing for me in this world
Instead of calling this movie “not cool” they should’ve just called it “not funny”
Notice how Shane Dawson and Onion Man look eerily similar.
I realized that throughout the movie. This movie feels like a book adaptation of onisions books starring Shane Dawson😂
@@saraismile I'm sure they're the same person. You can do a lot with a prosthetic nose and a wig.
@@AlanMDee they are like danny gonzalez and drew gooden except like literally maliciously evil
+they were friends back then so that's extra creepy
@lullaby I never watched onision's skits so I thought he was just an edgy "intellectual" on his onision speaks channel
The only funny part was shane Dawson getting hit by a car
YEET
Tangential_Tangine Same
I laughed when he got tasered, that was a solid scene aswell.
in the ideal cut of the movie he gets hit by the car and dies and then it ends.
@Tangential_Tangine there's a video of that part on loop
Here
ua-cam.com/video/fC7oUOUEEi4/v-deo.html
Her: talking about the movie
Me:𝗹 𝗲 𝘀 𝗯 𝗶 𝗮 𝗻 𝗰 𝗮 𝘁
I laughed so much with ,,YEEET to Germany, become a German just like me!
Ja, das ist gud"
Shane: "let me add a little bit of spice... To that."
Mörges: "wHy Is iT sPiCy?"
The cataroonie singing was Ä M Ä Z Ï N G
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
no one:
Mörges: SPICUAL
me: *opens the video*
her: cataroon-
me: *suscribes immediately*
mörges is made of serotonin, family friendliness, and the nightmares of Onision and Shane Dawson.
She drinks the tears of problematic UA-camrs
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
Bad B!tch Subliminals
Lmao a channel about subliminal height growth calling people clowns, yikes. You're the whole circus.
would say the movie was a joke but that would be implying it was funny
The movie was a mistake. 👏
Wait no, that’d be implying he learnt that it was bad and what he shouldn’t do when making videos and movies.
It’s a movie that failed to be good. 👏
Lmao
We stan Morges' lesbian cat
the baby piercing "joke" i think is making fun of how latinx babies get their ears pierced at a young age. it happened to me (not complaining though, i love mine.) but the exaggerated accent and behavior is a yikes from me.
I was searching for this comment. I wondered if anyone else picked that up as well. I completely agree.
It happened to me too, and we share the same name!
@@winglessfairy564 oh hell yea! Victoria gang rise up 😎
Yeah, my mom is Romanian and she (and her family) did that as well as "it is their tradition", got my ears pierced as soon as I would be able to have them pierced. They lasted until I was 8
has a Indian babies get there ears pierced
This movie is like Shane's "Stones to Abigail"
Don’t you mean onion boi?
stones to abigale was actually funnier
winkyy dinkzzz ouch.
i can really see why he and onision were such good friends at one point, shane just somehow became more popular and ditched him
@@Acemethyst which one was stones to Abigail again? The weird fantasy god killer one, the one where he's in the army or the one with the school shooting?
I want to live in a society where everyone has her accent, everyone.
@@delusionalmilkshake OP said "her accent" specifically
@@imkxtie9892 my bad, understood it as with accent, thanks for the info
@@delusionalmilkshake that's ok 👌🏾
Ikr! The accent, I’m not sure where it’s from, but it sounds so nice! It also adds onto the humor 😂
Jennifer Smith yeah! I searched it up lol
*”that means she will come out and be lesbian-“*
💀💀💀
"Spiceuality" is now in my vocabulary
The baby joke was actually racist because it refers to how many Latinos pierce their children’s ears
i think a couple of the "jokes" (things intended to be jokes) that were offensive went over her head a bit bc they were so intrinsically american
Pretty sure baby ear piercing is just not a Latino thing (btw I’m Latina).
@@CandyBlog I'm eastern european and a lot (or most) of children here (at least when I was younger) got their ears pierced at a very young age
I love how Organized Mörges' closet drawer system is-
Proof Shane Dawson is innocent: ua-cam.com/video/cV9k9KiPLs0/v-deo.html
Inb4 cat
You: talking about Shane Dawson
Me: too busy being distracted watching your cat knock things out of your closet to listen
I had an “air out of nose” moment at you explaining what “air out of nose” meant. Noseception.