On behalf of all Americans I apologize for onion boy. Nobody here wants him either but we can’t legally dump him somewhere without other countries getting mad at us for disposing of our garbage in there country
idk, i felt it was a poor attempt at being a teenager. at least, a teenager that likes onision. i dont think any of his fans would type "uwu", let alone say it out loud. unless it was ironic.
That was my middle school music teacher. He once said unprompted to the girls in my class during recess that the bodies he finds most beautiful are those of 13 and 14 year olds, and he got in trouble for messaging some of the girls at school late at night asking stuff like "Hey, what are you up to?"
I had a teacher like that during four years. She was weird, she was in her 40ties (going on 50) and still acted like a teenager. She used to insult a lot and mocked us so we thought we could be like friends with her or something. It fucking sucked to be one of her students.
i am a brazilian teenager who is completely self taught in english and learned it through pirated sims games and green day songs and i can understand you perfectly
she has a metal straw cuz I kinda mentioned xD quite a long time ago (before the post date of this vid) in a few comments that Im sad to see her use plastic straws and told a story about where they go (the ocean) and how turtles etc get them stuck deep in their sinuses etc. So a metal straw came, along with the addition at the beginning bahahha. I legit peed myself when I saw that, cuz it was a response lol edit; typo
"We call him Greg here." *adjusts glasses of pretension* "When I'm at him, I call him Gregory." *laughs proudly* "Can I call him...Meester Fax Machine? 😀" *crickets* I was dying! What a bunch of pretentious dorks! I'm surprised he has 'genuine' "supporters" or """""friends""""" (not enough quotes, because Onion could never have any real friends)
Same here, English isn't my first language. It took me a while to get used to this accent, of course, but now I can understand it just fine. Laughing at someone's accent is stupid tbh, since someone took effort to learn a language and I think Onionboi could never.
right lol "I don't have the patience to just get used to hearing her, so I'm gonna make sure she has a horrible time meeting me, while also wasting her money"
dude was literally asking a general question to build on the conversation, yknow how conversations work? and onion just BUSTS IN with "you're a hateful person" like ?????? calm down, mr fragile ego
Why are the people in the chat saying “we call him Gregory when we are mad” sis he only talks to you because you give him money y’all aren’t friends lol
What did he even mean by that? Like through a device liek phone vs laptop, or what? Like you’re on DISCORD you idiot she’s talking to you through discord wtf
Onion: insults random girls he sees in pictures online, thinks he's intelligent and everyone else isn't Kid in voicechat: can you play the drums? Onion: YoUre a hAtEful PeRson
All his fans except that one girl, are very fucked up. Her accent is thick, but she's understandable. You can understand her. He was just being fucked up towards her and they all followed.
It makes me upset when people are uncomfortable admitting they can’t understand a thick accent. The fact that his first instinct is to make fun of someone or dismiss them; O.”how did you understand that? Are you god?” How rude! It’s ok to ask someone to repeat themself... in fact I bet she would be willing to do so.
I at this point give up on people repeating themselves because it's never clear when I ask. This is for all accents. Sometimes their words just form a mess that can't be heard properly
Don't be scared! just be honest and polite. It's worse to dismiss someone, or behave like what they said didn't matter, than to just admit you didn't understand them!
“I just bought myself a brand new accent so hopefully it’ll be way easier for all of you to like understand what I’m saying right now” Most underrated joke.
Meanwhile in Luxembourg where I‘m from, everyone is always like “en français s’il vous plaît” (in French, please), even though our national language is Luxembourgish 😂 There are so many people from other countries here that we often speak other languages. A country isn’t made up of a nationality, it’s made up of people.
I'm pretty sure he was talking about you in his leaked discord. Sounded like he was reading an article saying something along the lines of "a girl paid to join my chat and was going uwu" xD
Onision is like an onion: he seems unlikable and awful on the outside, but then you peel back the layers and realize there's the same stuff and start crying
Silver So really, Onision is like SHIT, wrapped in an onion skin. You find him because of one thing he did, and once you look into him you find out there’s way more disturbing stuff.
I've said before about him, he is more like an apple....easily bruised, extremely dense with no layers whatsoever and ingesting fills you with solid sh*t.
PS - I always find it amusing when English speakers get all pissy about accents and languages - considering nine times out of ten, English is the only language they know. Compared to the "bad accented" person, who knows two (or more). How narcissistic does someone have to be to get pissed at someone who speaks more languages than they do? XD Lawd. You're just a lovely person.
Also, even native English speakers can have distinct accents (Australian, English, American Southern, etc.) Its amazing to me how people can’t even accept or comprehend different dialects of the same language, let alone the accents of ESL speakers.
right??? i have so much respect for people who have learned another language haha, her english is as good as mine lmao and it’s my first and only language
Did somebody say southern? *grits on the table* No but anyway, are there comments here that are complaining about her accent? 👀 I'm only 3 minutes in so..
Imagine if she were a real fan. Like, that's how he speaks to people who have payed a shit tone of money to support him? I know he's horrible but damn.
Buy the Onision bundle now! Including, getting to talk to the Onion boy himself, but that's not all! If you purchase now, you get to be made fun of by him, with an added bonus of possible grooming and illegal activities if you're under the age of 18!
not really, his views are gaining exponentially and he's making good cash out of it all. i doubt the police will be able to intervene, there's only heresay.
@@KidsWithGuns1992 There's likely photos or texts that can back up at least some of what the victims have said. It's not like they're making stuff up out of thin air.
WHY ARE THESE CHILDREN STILL ENCOURAGING THIS ROTTEN ONION? LIKE YALL I KNOW YOU YOUNG BUT HAVE SOME SENSE!!!! I WISH HIS KIDS THE ABSOLUTE BEST , BC THEY GONNA NEED IT.
Those girls he was talking to when they were playing that drawing game sounded like they couldn’t have been older than like, 13 to 16. I don’t blame them for not knowing better, kids are super naive and stupid, but it’s so weird to see them encourage disgusting behavior and then Onion just…doesn’t condemn it. He’s really never getting past these grooming allegations.
I am depressed and I am on antidepressants for soo long I don’t even remember the last time I truly laughed. But girl your video cracks me up! Your sense of humor is so genuine(don’t know if that make sense)... greetings from San Francisco
@@kayleigh1991 oh he was absolutely serious, he mocked the guy who said it! Anytime a grown man repeats your words back to you in a fake high pitched voice, you've won.
I'm Asian and I taught myself English since at an early age(on top of having an ex-English teacher mother). I understand your English very well. Your accent is uniquely quirky and your grammar is also top-notch.👌
"I am on everyone's team, I helped Hitler. " That is like this typical nerdy 13 year-old way of trying to diss people and feeling like SO supersmart, that he came up with THIS THOUGHT. When really it's just so dumb, childish, reactionary and proves how self-conscoius and insecure he is. Like, I know from experience (having been a VERY insecure person in my teens and having hung out with exactly such people) that this is how very insecure teens feel triggered by about ANYTHING. Only he is not in his teens anymore... Which makes it so much sadder than it already is.
It's not just insecurity. Teenagers have undeveloped brains, and a lot of the action is happening in their amygdala. This part of the brain is where you make decisions and process emotions. Because it's too overactive during teen years, teens are likely to misunderstand facial expressions, body language, verbal cues and what not. (ex: teen believes dad is angry when he's actually showing disappointment). It also leads to having poor impulse control and making rash decisions. And honestly knowing this, it seriously looks like Onision's brain literally stopped developing when he was a teenager. Where were his parents, how did this dude get to be like this as an adult? Dude needs therapy and jail time. I seriously don't know how anyone could stand being around an adult like that. Everyone has to walk on eggshells and no one can hold a normal conversation around him because he's completely socially inept.
"I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna yeet in the voice chat where Satan is talking to his clowns, and I'm gonna fan-girl like crazy" there's so much quotable material here, I love it.
I actually lol’d, that does not happen often. I had to actually pause, I’m one of those people that has to get up and walk around thinking about how funny what I just witnessed was.
*Icelandic Woman:* Is from Iceland and very Icelandic. *Also Icelandic Woman:* Is employed by an American national security agency. 👏👏👏We love an accomplished queen!
i love how he says he can’t tell what she’s saying and then that one girl was like “she said she doesn’t have a good microphone or headphones” like how can she hear and mr onion can’t?
@@Ziamond007 I can't understand her so much but is because I'm not a native speaker so I'm kinda confused when she said a joke xD, but I'm trying do hard to understand her ^^
"i cant understand what shes saying" i am the biggest introvert ever. this is my biggest fear ever because im from germany. i totally understand you and all that but i personally NEVER voice chat
"what are you talking through?"
"A VERY THICK ACCENT"
This is gold
That fucking sent me and made me subscribe
THICC* LOL I love her accent
“What are you speaking to us through?” “Just my very thicc accent”
Iconic
This woman's a genius, a mood and a meme queen all at once.
They are Icelandophobic😤
When does that begin?
On behalf of all Americans I apologize for onion boy. Nobody here wants him either but we can’t legally dump him somewhere without other countries getting mad at us for disposing of our garbage in there country
Megan Axelía Carrington-Ráðvarðurdóttir that’s a thing?
Actual title: Icelandic woman yelling at an onion
mood asf
yés
Murdoc uwu
happy birthday to the pickle in your pfp btw
*mister onion
The immediate correction "we call him Greg" Was so cult like
#bestcomment2020nojokeilovethiscommentitfitswiththevideoperfectlyanditssooriginalilobethiscommentiwishyoucouldgetanawardokayimniceandalsothiscommentcanbeseenbytheworldiloveitwow
@@marcelszekowski315 ?????
I loved that joke
because it IS a cult.
Gregory when we are angry 😠 😤 😂😂
I'm so pumped for an Icelandic woman to yell at an onion man
Alasdair Goudie me too😂😂
Alasdair Goudie dame
I’m gonna need someone to make this is an art piece
Me 2! The chopping of the onion at the table was so funny & creative🤣 I can eat them now with glee!
Alasdair Goudie same
"Im going to act like a teenage girl."
"I LOVE YOU ONISION UWU"
Sounds about right to me
I was gonna like this comment but then I saw it was at 666 likes and I didn't wanna be disrespectful
Only for .5% of teen girl
Catalina Dulke Montebro someone ruined it
idk, i felt it was a poor attempt at being a teenager. at least, a teenager that likes onision. i dont think any of his fans would type "uwu", let alone say it out loud. unless it was ironic.
Nobody:
Onion boy: compares wholesome girl to hitler
S L 20:51
Nobody:
Hitler: compares wholesome girl to hitler
"what are you talking to us through?" "just a very thick accent"
I pissed myself laughing!! Best response ever, mörges!
this just in:
Icelandic woman yells at onion
Amelia Harrell has to be in the uk or florida
This reminds me of the Turkish man yelling MEOW to an egg
@@grosebud4721 good guess, but its Georgia actually (US)
@@cactusjuice2627 M E O W W W
@@cherrih.6078lol you know.. i actually have your pfp in an album of 700+ cursed images
Onision is like that weird middle-aged teacher who tries to be friends with their students but doesn't know what boundaries are
sounds like my Bio teacher
That was my middle school music teacher. He once said unprompted to the girls in my class during recess that the bodies he finds most beautiful are those of 13 and 14 year olds, and he got in trouble for messaging some of the girls at school late at night asking stuff like "Hey, what are you up to?"
I had a teacher like that during four years. She was weird, she was in her 40ties (going on 50) and still acted like a teenager. She used to insult a lot and mocked us so we thought we could be like friends with her or something. It fucking sucked to be one of her students.
Sounds like my 9th grade English teacher.
Qwerty BC or he’s just a disgusting degenerate.
"i just bought a drumset"
"Oh, can you play?"
"You're a really hateful person" lmfao what?!
Oh the irony....
Plot twist Morges cut the part where that guy told Greg he was yeeeting tortles
arlo stein gregoreth our lord*
Plottwist: they're all fake fans and doing the same thing you are LOLLLLLL
Honestly they don't seem that bad, it's just Greg who is a idiot clown in my opinion his fans are just sad cult followers.
she is beauty she is grace, she yells in onion's face.
I read it while chanting "she used to be mine"
oh my god why does this have 3k likes
@@maratagon it's really funny
I am LIVING for this comment
🍺
You’re not 16 so he can’t understand you
Greta M omg lol
Greta M I hate THIS
Shots fired I repeat shots have been fired
@@NJFearandloathing28 just like in all of his "novels."
@@sunnyxx1485 Don't talk about those. Those are what they show to people in hell.
i am a brazilian teenager who is completely self taught in english and learned it through pirated sims games and green day songs and i can understand you perfectly
"learned english through pirated sims games"
Dude you actually just stole a language. Lmao thats amazing.
I can relate to your profile pic. Noice
@@Maximoshi right???
@@aleccheckmate2283 haha!! a mess?
Loesan Hell yeah!
When they said "we call him Greg here" I could FEEL the unwelcomeness these people were giving you
It was weirdly territorial. A lot to unpack with these people, and all of it is sad and gross.
''I'm old gregg''
“What are you talking to us through?”
“Just my very thick accent”
Jack Clausen like no 666 kill me
*thicc
i screamed when they got so upset with you calling him 'onision' lmfaoooo
😂😂😂😂
We call him "GrEg"
"If We gET MAd wE CalL hiM GrEGoRy"
His discord name literally says Onision.. how are they gonna get mad? If I don’t personal know you don’t use my gov name.
@@felidae6809 damn that's true. most of us don't use our real names on discord
"We cAlL hiM gReg! >:c"
She has a metal straw... she makes cute jokes... she has a lovely accent...
oh and she has an adorable doggo
this women is an angel
zen sketches that too
I love her.
Mar 29, 2019
Lilac Daisy uhh
she has a metal straw cuz I kinda mentioned xD quite a long time ago (before the post date of this vid) in a few comments that Im sad to see her use plastic straws and told a story about where they go (the ocean) and how turtles etc get them stuck deep in their sinuses etc.
So a metal straw came, along with the addition at the beginning bahahha.
I legit peed myself when I saw that, cuz it was a response lol
edit; typo
That one person who said, ”she said she doesn’t have a good microphone” clearly is one of the only somewhat sane person there...
how sane can they be if they’re paying onision money tho 😂
Lizzie - I said somewhat
@@trishalennex4630 amen lmao
🗿
not your fault about the accent thing, you’re not a minor so he can’t understand you
Oh my *GOOOOD!!!* 😱😱
BEST. COMMENT. EVER.
👏👏👏👏😭
_I love people like you._
Rosie Brown i had to do it to em😗😗💕
@@kelsymann4235
You're a freaking GODDESS.
Don't you ever forget that Kelsy, or I'm going to be freaking MAD at you 😂
👏👏👏👏💖
_You go, girl!_ 😗
bruh you just copied a comment and re worded it
damn that's the real tea 🍵
Imagine paying to talk to someone only to be insulted then muted.
Lmfao money well spent
How he actually has fans is beyond me, like you'd be stepping on eggshells constantly ugh 🙄
so Playstation Plus, basically?
Dun let me be gøne you’re speaking facts
Because of your accent 👀
"We call him Greg here." *adjusts glasses of pretension*
"When I'm at him, I call him Gregory." *laughs proudly*
"Can I call him...Meester Fax Machine? 😀" *crickets*
I was dying! What a bunch of pretentious dorks! I'm surprised he has 'genuine' "supporters" or """""friends""""" (not enough quotes, because Onion could never have any real friends)
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It took 69,420 hours Pls like *******g b***** do it piece of s***
UwU
Having “friends” that pay you to talk to you is nearly as bad as having friends YOU pay to talk to you.
“Pretentious dorks” is the perfect description.
morges: “can i call him mR fAcTs mAchiNe??”
the chat: 👁👄👁
....... yes
*fax machine
Her accent isn't even hard to understand. I'd like to see Onision learn an entirely new language and speak it like a native
English isn't my first language and I understand her just fine. He's an asswipe
Same here, English isn't my first language. It took me a while to get used to this accent, of course, but now I can understand it just fine. Laughing at someone's accent is stupid tbh, since someone took effort to learn a language and I think Onionboi could never.
Dani Grantham i could understand if her microphone was like garbage, but it wasn’t so onion boy just big dumb
English is my first language and I could understand just fine
if she said she's 'not yeeting turtles' then yeah I understood her just fine
"ugh, this lady that *paid* for this voice chat has an accent, im gonna mute her"
“
@@fhendehene876 i never remember the end-quote ill fix that now
right lol "I don't have the patience to just get used to hearing her, so I'm gonna make sure she has a horrible time meeting me, while also wasting her money"
@@inscrimbly It's UA-cam. Ignore anyone who corrects your typing. It's something stupid people do to feel they're intelligent.
@@laurenulyashkin1036 right!?
The only good thing Onion Boy has done is introduce me with funny ice lady here because of all his drama. Great video, miss slurpy straw woman.
Same
dude was literally asking a general question to build on the conversation, yknow how conversations work? and onion just BUSTS IN with "you're a hateful person" like ?????? calm down, mr fragile ego
Why are the people in the chat saying “we call him Gregory when we are mad” sis he only talks to you because you give him money y’all aren’t friends lol
They sound delusional 😂
@@apeddie3777 They are likely brainwashed preteens, teens, and early 21-year-olds who've followed him since they were teens.
"Hey new person what are you talking to us through"
Morges: "uh...... a... very thick accent?"
Ruth Zofia Skrytek iconic
She isn’t wrong
I'm dead 🤣 just dead.
What did he even mean by that? Like through a device liek phone vs laptop, or what? Like you’re on DISCORD you idiot she’s talking to you through discord wtf
i mean shes not wrong-
Onion: insults random girls he sees in pictures online, thinks he's intelligent and everyone else isn't
Kid in voicechat: can you play the drums?
Onion: YoUre a hAtEful PeRson
“Greg your name in my phone is-“ did no one else get creeped out by that???
Right? And that person sounded so young too!!
chris hansen
What Mr onion likes: Under age girls.
What Mr onion dislikes: people with accents.
@Worm String yes but some are subtler to ones ear if they are similar to your own. Onions and Morges accent are very different 😂
@@chaosnoelle MEESTER ONYON
I'm English... onison is the one with the accent.
All his fans except that one girl, are very fucked up. Her accent is thick, but she's understandable. You can understand her. He was just being fucked up towards her and they all followed.
Also black people's hair care routines.
onision doesn’t enforce his 18+ rule because then there would be no one on his patreon lol
I mean true.
Lol!
I mean you're not wrong
Your not wrong lol
Except Morges lol
you did the scariest 3AM challenge.
Every time Mörges says yeet in her accent it adds like 10 years to my life
Onision: can’t understand thick accent
Us, intellectuals: can understand
*T H I C C* accent
I like my accents thicc
He doesn’t have a big brain enough
Actually, it should be “we” intellectuals.
(I mean if we’re talking about intelligence, grammar counts!)
Only big brains understand Icelandic accent😤
super *T H I C C*
I feel bad for jacksepticeye having a fan in this discord lol
? Huh?
I was confused because I didn't see/hear them so I was like "huh? What? How do you know that?" Anyways thanks for trying to clear that up :)
saaame
Sean doesn't deserve this clownery
Greg and Jack are like the exact opposite of each other which makes it even better
It makes me upset when people are uncomfortable admitting they can’t understand a thick accent. The fact that his first instinct is to make fun of someone or dismiss them; O.”how did you understand that? Are you god?” How rude! It’s ok to ask someone to repeat themself... in fact I bet she would be willing to do so.
I at this point give up on people repeating themselves because it's never clear when I ask. This is for all accents. Sometimes their words just form a mess that can't be heard properly
Lol I would be so scared of coming off as rude and just pretend I understand.
Don't be scared! just be honest and polite. It's worse to dismiss someone, or behave like what they said didn't matter, than to just admit you didn't understand them!
He actually wasn't the one that said that, it was one of his weird stans that pay to talk to him that did
To like or not to like...
you saying “DISGUSTEN” is my favourite thing
Mine is her speaking ice cream.
It's the best thing in the world.
Can i get one of those buttons that when you press it it just says "DISGUSTEN" in her voice.
This is the most adorable woman I have ever seen.
Very true
Definitely
FaX
Ikr?
Spitting straight facts
oh god hearing onision actually interact with people is viscerally uncomfortable
Ikr it’s so surreal fr, he’s a total sociopath and hearing him socializing with teenagers it’s so unsettling 😰😰
He knows there’s a slight chance it could be a real young fan so he takes every new person seriously for a moment just in case, sick fuck
"There's a small of seriousness in every single joke that people make" -mörges spitting straight facts
When she said "can I call him mr fax machine" I lost it
“I just bought myself a brand new accent so hopefully it’ll be way easier for all of you to like understand what I’m saying right now” Most underrated joke.
"What are you talking through"
"A THICK ACCENT"
i read that as brand new account and didnt get it for a solid 10 minutes im
"what are you speaking through"
"Just my very thick accent heh." LOL
I keep replaying that part over and over. It gives me life!!!
Helllo? Hellloo?! Howdy Yall! Howdy Yall!!
Onision is the type of person who says “ sPeAk eNglIsh tHis iS AmEriCa”
Sad Doll Shit he’s the type of person that would say “speak America this is English”
Rey's Theme omg yes
@@seanimusprime9849 you beat me to it
Edit: 25th like
Meanwhile in Luxembourg where I‘m from, everyone is always like “en français s’il vous plaît” (in French, please), even though our national language is Luxembourgish 😂 There are so many people from other countries here that we often speak other languages. A country isn’t made up of a nationality, it’s made up of people.
"I am speaking English, though!"
the voice chat: *gets worse*
Morges: *moves blanket to uncover many more FBI hats*
I'm pretty sure he was talking about you in his leaked discord. Sounded like he was reading an article saying something along the lines of "a girl paid to join my chat and was going uwu" xD
Really?
I want to be like this woman. Her chaotic energy is my goal
Mackenzie Richard lmao right 😂
Saaame.
Mackenzie Richard non-English people are the most chaotic
Portland is Real As a non-English, I approve
She just gained a subscriber Bc of her chaotic good energy! I love it
Everybody gangsta till mörges joins the chat
We watch the same people, I see you everywhere 😅
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access 666 likes
Enfys Best I actually snorted
The sun only rises when mörges nods her approval.
"theres a small seriousness in every single joke"
" I kind of want to yeet myself "
same
bro, id be so mad if i payed money to talk to someone and they muted me
Onision is like an onion: he seems unlikable and awful on the outside, but then you peel back the layers and realize there's the same stuff and start crying
Yea but onions add flavor to food. Onision only makes things disgusting...
Silver So really, Onision is like SHIT, wrapped in an onion skin. You find him because of one thing he did, and once you look into him you find out there’s way more disturbing stuff.
HAHA
Oh my dear lord Satan, this is just wonderful. Thank you for this comment, it fits so perfectly.
I've said before about him, he is more like an apple....easily bruised, extremely dense with no layers whatsoever and ingesting fills you with solid sh*t.
So hard to understand what Onision is sayin over his inflated ego
CinnamonnBunny or his overwhelming debt
@S croix and dogs
PS - I always find it amusing when English speakers get all pissy about accents and languages - considering nine times out of ten, English is the only language they know. Compared to the "bad accented" person, who knows two (or more).
How narcissistic does someone have to be to get pissed at someone who speaks more languages than they do? XD Lawd. You're just a lovely person.
Also, even native English speakers can have distinct accents (Australian, English, American Southern, etc.) Its amazing to me how people can’t even accept or comprehend different dialects of the same language, let alone the accents of ESL speakers.
right??? i have so much respect for people who have learned another language haha, her english is as good as mine lmao and it’s my first and only language
I speak English and I don’t know another language, but I think it’s so stupid when people get annoyed about accents. Like, those people are idiots
Try being Glaswegian. I've had people hang up the phone rather than deal with my accent 😂😂😂
Did somebody say southern? *grits on the table*
No but anyway, are there comments here that are complaining about her accent? 👀 I'm only 3 minutes in so..
*I love her accent for some reason, it adds more energy to her jokes lol*
Imagine if she were a real fan. Like, that's how he speaks to people who have payed a shit tone of money to support him? I know he's horrible but damn.
Well said
Buy the Onision bundle now! Including, getting to talk to the Onion boy himself, but that's not all! If you purchase now, you get to be made fun of by him, with an added bonus of possible grooming and illegal activities if you're under the age of 18!
@@detectivewoosher well... The discord is 18+ so you're wrong.
Imagine muting one of your own fans in a call they paid you to be in
@@skare8689 yeah I'm sure people never lie about their age online lol
Joke is on him, Chris Hansen is on his case.
Hey, that is pretty funny huh :) , what a world
He gonna make that bitch take a SEAT
not really, his views are gaining exponentially and he's making good cash out of it all. i doubt the police will be able to intervene, there's only heresay.
@@KidsWithGuns1992 It's not hearsay when you are getting direct testimonials from the victims. Hearsay and testimonials are very different things.
@@KidsWithGuns1992 There's likely photos or texts that can back up at least some of what the victims have said. It's not like they're making stuff up out of thin air.
THE FBI HATS STACKING UP HAHAHAH
vanilla lamps
It should be merch
the opidomy of *haliourous*
WHY ARE THESE CHILDREN STILL ENCOURAGING THIS ROTTEN ONION? LIKE YALL I KNOW YOU YOUNG BUT HAVE SOME SENSE!!!! I WISH HIS KIDS THE ABSOLUTE BEST , BC THEY GONNA NEED IT.
Those girls he was talking to when they were playing that drawing game sounded like they couldn’t have been older than like, 13 to 16.
I don’t blame them for not knowing better, kids are super naive and stupid, but it’s so weird to see them encourage disgusting behavior and then Onion just…doesn’t condemn it. He’s really never getting past these grooming allegations.
bro whenever she was in the voice chat i was so scared for her she is so brave omfg
Lol I was afraid for her too!
I would never be able to do what she did, I would probably wait like two hours cause I'm so nervous lmao
Luv your profile pic ✨
She's a hero!
Dan and phil ayy💖
i feel like he can't understand you because you're over the age of 14
beautiful
Damn lol
Sweater Penguin I JUST SPIT AHDNDINE
Fact
PREACH!!!!!
I am depressed and I am on antidepressants for soo long I don’t even remember the last time I truly laughed. But girl your video cracks me up!
Your sense of humor is so genuine(don’t know if that make sense)... greetings from San Francisco
Yeah, it makes sense to me! Nothing about her humor seems at all forced. I can imagine her being just as entertaining when the camera is off :D
if you've been on them that long and you still feel that way, you either need a higher dosage or different med
I'm so glad this video did that for you. I hope you're doing better ❤️
The girl: there was a guy playing drums.
Mr. Onion: PROSTITUTES.
Lena Stingl “oh can you play?”
“hATeFuL”
''I'm o'l gregg. I do watercolours.This one's baileys.''
The instant "we call him greg" after you said onision was so cult like
Good thing he’s too dumb to be a successful cult leader.
Didn't he try though? I vaguely remember hearing about this sicesca nonsense he supposedly started.
@@thewafflebat3722 yeah what a wack religion
7:54
The Waffle Bat yes he did try
funny his fans act like he’s friends with them casually. He only talks to them because they paid him and continue to pay him for his friendship.
• sappy he preys on the introverts
SukiWa nah the minute they’d stop paying he’d get pissed so they are paying for his friendship
Imagine paying money to be friends with Onision . . .
To tell the truth that's sad
• sappy they could probably kick him out of the discord and have more fun
"like c-can you actually play anything like instruments?"
*GOT'EM*
"I'm 17 (too)" *FBI Hats ascend into space*
“Can you actually play instruments?”
“You’re a really hateful person”
Lmao
I thought this comment was a joke and now I'm sad, he really is that fragile
I know. He seemed serious 😂 wtf?
@@kayleigh1991 oh he was absolutely serious, he mocked the guy who said it! Anytime a grown man repeats your words back to you in a fake high pitched voice, you've won.
Yo he’s such a loser I can’t even deal with it 🤢
that was so pathetic lmaoooo
“We jUsT cAlL hIm GrEg” they tell themselves while they spend their weekly allowance just to speak to him.
@@TwoBs and now we also know he's a POS scammed who writes 5k drum sets off as business expenses
B B gad damn that was good. Spot on.
And they call him Gregory when they are upset with him. Ugh wtf
I thought he changed his name to James? Weird .....,
@@emilyk9074 The recording is from before that happened
When she said "howdy yall" I died
I'm Asian and I taught myself English since at an early age(on top of having an ex-English teacher mother). I understand your English very well. Your accent is uniquely quirky and your grammar is also top-notch.👌
What they said:
"I'm seventeen, now."
"Yeah, I'm seventeen."
What Onion boy failed to hear:
"Yeah, I'm half your age."
Loki Wolfe “and still illegal in most states”
He heard legal pretty soon
@@Waouben
He heard "time to track somebodys ip address"
“I’m seventeen.”
*Chris Hansen has entered the chat*
@Eric Cartman no, you are Eric Cartman
Rachel Tufano HES actually looking into omission so yeah lmao
1K LIKE
pikaboo no it’s patrick
Rachel Tufano You fucking time traveler lmao
I don’t know what I expected but him and his fans are genuinely rude
"I am on everyone's team, I helped Hitler. "
That is like this typical nerdy 13 year-old way of trying to diss people and feeling like SO supersmart, that he came up with THIS THOUGHT. When really it's just so dumb, childish, reactionary and proves how self-conscoius and insecure he is. Like, I know from experience (having been a VERY insecure person in my teens and having hung out with exactly such people) that this is how very insecure teens feel triggered by about ANYTHING. Only he is not in his teens anymore...
Which makes it so much sadder than it already is.
It's not just insecurity. Teenagers have undeveloped brains, and a lot of the action is happening in their amygdala. This part of the brain is where you make decisions and process emotions. Because it's too overactive during teen years, teens are likely to misunderstand facial expressions, body language, verbal cues and what not. (ex: teen believes dad is angry when he's actually showing disappointment). It also leads to having poor impulse control and making rash decisions.
And honestly knowing this, it seriously looks like Onision's brain literally stopped developing when he was a teenager. Where were his parents, how did this dude get to be like this as an adult? Dude needs therapy and jail time. I seriously don't know how anyone could stand being around an adult like that. Everyone has to walk on eggshells and no one can hold a normal conversation around him because he's completely socially inept.
I JUST COMMENTED THAT BEFORE COMING TO THAT PART!!! It's a world.wide issue I guess-
Exactly! I literally said that it’s such a 7th grade boy type of rebuttal.
you could've called this video "DON'T CALL SATAN AT 3AM" and it wouldn't have been clickbait...
*(HE ACTUALLY REPLIES?!)*
Hey don’t do satan dirty like that
Listen to Jasmine, Don’t do me dirty like that
don't compare my boy Satan to this dipshit,
thx..
@@TrueBeelzebub hi satan please take me away from this earth
"I know she pays me money, but she's foreign, so I'm going to mute her"
And she's not unter 16 so not his type
Peak Amurican
@@KhayJayArt But the accent makes the conversation better
@@KhayJayArt even us Americans are more tolerant than this
@@Interstellrae not under 16 and not his body type..... She also doesn't have short hair and wear baggy shirts, not his type at all
"I'm gonna go in there, I'm gonna yeet in the voice chat where Satan is talking to his clowns, and I'm gonna fan-girl like crazy" there's so much quotable material here, I love it.
She's so goofy and yet she's great at absolutely tearing into l'onion. Totally subscribing!
WHEN SHE SAID “UWU” I WAS S E N T XD
LOL dood! srsly that wuZ savage AF! 😂😭😂😭🔫😤😬🎰👍🤑😎 straight 100 fax my N word 🚓
I actually lol’d, that does not happen often. I had to actually pause, I’m one of those people that has to get up and walk around thinking about how funny what I just witnessed was.
Dain McCarthy samee
Iceland is too pure for this mess. She's sacrificing herself for the entire humanity
Well with the Vikings DID use to practice human sacrifice.....
The hero we need but will never deserve
@@LucianCorrvinus This hit in another level
I don’t think you guys have ever met an Icelandic if you think we’re pure
Your name made me HaHaHas
Grunkle is the type of person that gets mad when someone uses "colour" instead of "color".
angrysally kikimi grunkle Stan
Colour is the correct spelling
"we call him Greg"
Oh I'm sorry, do you want me to call him my lord as well or is that not culty enough?
*Icelandic Woman:* Is from Iceland and very Icelandic.
*Also Icelandic Woman:* Is employed by an American national security agency.
👏👏👏We love an accomplished queen!
Lazy C what does she do?
@@fuinvfuongf3075 they're referring to her FBI hats
She's onion_slayer_5000 duh😂😂
It's so weird that there's a guy out there making teenagers pay him to hang out with him and let him insult them
and then there's that other one adult sounding dude in the chat, who only god knows what he is like 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢
i love how he says he can’t tell what she’s saying and then that one girl was like “she said she doesn’t have a good microphone or headphones” like how can she hear and mr onion can’t?
Probably WiFi speed differences
I got so scared for her when she just announced her presence with "HELLO, ONISION!!! :DDDD" Like. Damn, I wish I had that confidence.
“I’m not yeeting turtles”
That’s exactly what a turtle yeeter would say.....
I thought she said she’s not eating turtles and I didn’t even question that statement at first, I literally had to go back to hear it correctly lmao
So wait would a non turtle yeeter say?
the way she gets more distressed and her hair gets gradually more disheveled with each cut is a big mood
I love how her pupper is comforting her at 24:19 due to all the inappropriateness. Love good doggos, just had to point that out.
Imagine not understanding what she’s saying
Right? I can completely understand what she's saying, and the people in the chat were being rude about not understanding her accent.
@@Ziamond007 I can't understand her so much but is because I'm not a native speaker so I'm kinda confused when she said a joke xD, but I'm trying do hard to understand her ^^
he has no brain,neither do his fans.
Mörges: *has the voice of god*
Onision: I can't understand-
Sweet username, Friedrich.
Yes, because he is atheist
Moon Child christians ONLY 😤
pathetic mortal's cannot understand her BWAHAHA
it was so satisfying to turn 999 likes into 1K
"i'm going to make music"
"oh, so can you actually play any instruments?"
"you're a very hateful person"
Onion boi superior brain right there
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His ego is basically a hair trigger
unyun rangz he has a lot of music. Idk if he made an album though
Lavinia he’s so butthurt 😂😂
"i cant understand what shes saying"
i am the biggest introvert ever. this is my biggest fear ever because im from germany. i totally understand you and all that but i personally NEVER voice chat
Me: What, you onion?
Morges: [Stabs him]
0:20
The conclusion of this story is Oni-san got his pastryon deleted :)
also I made this joke before I saw that she stabbed the onion. Some people call it coincidence , I call it _FUTURE VISION_
HAMLET! HAHA YES
Onision's sense of humor reminds me of that 10 year old who cusses a lot because it makes him feel cool.
Hes not cool nor funny
I couldn't have said it better
@@sarahlouise6507 I'd like to believe he's just trolling, but the fact that he's not proves how "high" his "intelligence" is
I think he is super funny. You guys are only racicts
@@totallyrealspiderman cant bullahit thw bullshitter man i know when people are bsing everyone
the minute she went “uwu, it’s so nice to hear your voice” i literally 🤢, she’s done what none of us were brave enough to do-
😂😂
braver than any us marines
I had to pause and step away it was SO MUCH
This is the most entertaining UA-cam channel on the platform.