PLATONICALLY MARRIED - Episode 13 (4/5/24)

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  • Опубліковано 4 кві 2024
  • In this episode:
    -Adult (not that kind of adult) Playground
    -HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPY
    -You Led Me Into A Proposal

КОМЕНТАРІ • 78

  • @cedricwong0
    @cedricwong0 Місяць тому +84

    The most incredible part of this episode is the ending where we find out Jillian didn't believe Joseph was proposing cause he'd been doing it as a bit for so long

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Місяць тому +8

      The Joseph lore from this podcast has been incredible

    • @MrGshinobi
      @MrGshinobi Місяць тому +3

      the little bits of joseph lore we get each episode are great

    • @NoahMonroe_
      @NoahMonroe_ Місяць тому +3

      It really is the most Joseph shit that could ever happen

  • @598019001
    @598019001 Місяць тому +52

    The fact that jillian Didn't actually believe joseph was Proposing because he wouldn't stop doing bits is 100% the kind of lore that is amazing.

  • @VaneHartless473
    @VaneHartless473 Місяць тому +8

    Biggest revelation is that MBT knows how to do a f-n infinite.

  • @entius6843
    @entius6843 Місяць тому +18

    Yeah, the last story reeks of, like, religious repression. He asked his dad how he asked his mom out and he said, "I got on one knee and put a ring on that finger." type thing

  • @danieltrinh5079
    @danieltrinh5079 Місяць тому +7

    Week 13 without a George Santos guest appearance

  • @Poppipower
    @Poppipower Місяць тому +24

    Listening to this podcast while I’m doing pizza delivery in my 2015 Honda Civic that gets its oil changed twice as often as most other people and will never die on me. Could not be happier.

  • @TributeJr
    @TributeJr Місяць тому +10

    Episode 12 was too normal.
    We need to get some r/trueoffmychest, dirtyconfessions, etc

  • @trikovi1628
    @trikovi1628 Місяць тому +7

    The sister in the second story genuinely sounds like the evil stepmother in a Disney movie or something

  • @slivex676
    @slivex676 Місяць тому +11

    Bodacious Broadcast Bros!
    You gotta start picking posts that aren't super cut and dry. Even as a verified woman hater, the last one wasn't even a question.
    Xo Love you (eat more natural sugars)

  • @jellyunicorn8347
    @jellyunicorn8347 Місяць тому +9

    shit man, that last one was scary. hope everyone involved there is doing okay

    • @MrGshinobi
      @MrGshinobi Місяць тому +5

      yeah that shit was legitimately terrifying to hear, sounds like a nightmare situation

  • @tinfoilslacks3750
    @tinfoilslacks3750 Місяць тому +6

    Adult playgrounds are an excellent idea but you have to dress them up either to be super nature centric or super fitness centric to dodge the stigma of "place adults can just engage in physical play in".
    The other option is to make especially large children's playgrounds with a full spectrum of physically challenging equipment all ages can use.

  • @NoahMonroe_
    @NoahMonroe_ Місяць тому +4

    Dude the second lady fucking RULES. I'm on her side, she had every right to call out her sister for, as Danny would put it, having a low value husband and getting pissy about it.
    I was fucking cackling when she got to clap back, this was great.

  • @raze667
    @raze667 Місяць тому +6

    3rd one, Ah ok. Yeah this guy is Manic Depressive. They can get really out of touch with reality on a high mania swing. He was probably out of his mind happy just having her around him, and felt just about every casual interaction as deep and emotional. Both my mother, and my brother are bipolar, and it's not uncommon for them to lose touch with reality when they don't have access to their base anymore. He's away from home at college, diagnosed or not, and has no real tether to reality to bring his perception into line with how things really are. It's likely that they CAN be good friends again, once he comes back down. But I don't know if that's the right move for her. It will definitely be beneficial to him.

  • @Rudepetsclub
    @Rudepetsclub Місяць тому +17

    why is becky always mentioned but NEVER SPOKEN TO!

  • @owendawg1
    @owendawg1 Місяць тому +10

    I drive a Honda Accord that is literally 25 years old. 1999. Over 200,000 miles, needs maintenance intermittently of course, but still great! Was my grandparents' car for years, now I drive it.

    • @Kaleldritch
      @Kaleldritch Місяць тому +1

      Let's go accord gang, I've got a 2002 around 170k miles. It's a piece of shit but I have not had to get a new one yet

  • @pixeltrash5098
    @pixeltrash5098 Місяць тому +4

    you know that second lady had a fight with her husband who doesnt give cards about the instagram post the night before and just took it out on OP

  • @DarkusFireBlaze3582
    @DarkusFireBlaze3582 Місяць тому +4

    The whole conversation about cars felt so surreal considering I JUST bought a new car. Thankfully I bought it in full, so no monthly payments.

  • @bagodrago
    @bagodrago Місяць тому +1

    I am now whole-heartedly convinced Joseph is the most annoying person in the world and I'm here for it

  • @TheWritersMind
    @TheWritersMind Місяць тому +4

    Joseph's law firm should be called Morshu INC.

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F Місяць тому +2

    Yo 2005 Honda Accord gang

  • @Theotherotherhand
    @Theotherotherhand Місяць тому +9

    You guys chemistry is great but the last few episodes have felt a bit lacking given the central conceit of the podcast of making judgements. It's fun to have the obvious asshole cases every once in a while but when it's multiple episodes where the situation is so obvious it feels repetitive

    • @MrGshinobi
      @MrGshinobi Місяць тому +7

      You're not wrong, i wish they had more episodes with topics that aren't as black and white, i like the episodes where they disagree with each other and have to present arguments to try to convince each other on who's right (the episode where jordan and joseph just straight up start to fight is one of my favourites)

    • @queenautumnween2796
      @queenautumnween2796 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@MrGshinobii feel like every once in a while they have differing takes, but I do think it needs to happen more. I just enjoy the insight they bring to the conversation and am happy with either

    • @homuraakemi3287
      @homuraakemi3287 Місяць тому +1

      I think even the 'obvious' ones are a bit better if they're conducive to a good conversation on the matter. It gets boring when it's something like boymom from last episode that where the only (and correct) thing you can say about the matter is that they're extremely weird.

    • @cosmosspacecentertelevision
      @cosmosspacecentertelevision Місяць тому

      I was about to make that exact comment. Love the podcast, love the dynamic between the 3, wish they chose more divisive posts instead of low hanging fruits

  • @muzaky515
    @muzaky515 Місяць тому +3

    the real honda civic are the friends we made along the way

    • @queenautumnween2796
      @queenautumnween2796 Місяць тому +1

      Now hear me out, what if the reals friends are the Honda civics we bought along the way🤔

  • @ellieg8773
    @ellieg8773 Місяць тому +4

    lukevonkarma's sympathy for the third guy is astonishing what the hell

    • @MrGshinobi
      @MrGshinobi Місяць тому +1

      he's been there

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Місяць тому +8

      Yeah he remembers when Joseph proposed to him out of the blue

    • @SicDrykEst
      @SicDrykEst Місяць тому +3

      If someone thinks that they're dating their best friend who they have never flirted with or touched or kissed, they've been failed by society in some way.

  • @EggoEspada
    @EggoEspada Місяць тому +3

    Goddamn. That first guy is absolute trash. She has to cut him off. Lmao

  • @queenautumnween2796
    @queenautumnween2796 Місяць тому +2

    So I remember hearing a reddit story similar to the last story. There was a story where these two people were best friends and the guy then randomly kissed OP and was talking about their first anniversary and they had never dated and convinced her friends that they were dating. It turned out, he became "alpha male" Tate pilled and just decided to act like they were in a relationship to manipulate her into dating. He then also went into an insane misogyny rant to a point where she felt for her safety. OP ended up moving to get away from that guy. So this could be either a malicious, manipulative thing like in the story I mentioned, or he was genuinely clueless about them being in a relationship and got the wrong idea

  • @TheBlackGears
    @TheBlackGears Місяць тому

    Man I love this series.

  • @juanpablochavarriahin2456
    @juanpablochavarriahin2456 Місяць тому

    This is my go to podcast while working. Thanks for the content :)

  • @evilgenius7193
    @evilgenius7193 Місяць тому +1

    Shout out to my 05 Accord brethren, mines got 230k miles and it needs barely any yearly maintenance, it is an immortal tank basically

  • @zurajanaisephirothda3886
    @zurajanaisephirothda3886 Місяць тому +2

    Whats the chance that we all drive Hondas in the comments?

  • @LordParaDax
    @LordParaDax Місяць тому +4

    Pog new councel

  • @AkhierDragonheart
    @AkhierDragonheart Місяць тому +1

    On public proposals. If you want to get the picture perfect down on one knee proposal out in public? Don't make it a surprise! Everyone directly involved in the proposal should know what will happen ahead of time. Ask your SO if they'll marry you ahead of time in private, then ask if they wouldn't mind doing a more public and photograph worthy proposal to announce it to the world. You do not want a public proposal to be a "will they, won't they" situation.
    As for the guy in the third one himself? Given the updates, I'm very much thinking he is having some kind of mental healthy crisis. However, before the updates, I was thinking he was just a very sad person. While not one to one, as a cashier I have to deal with some sad sack people who I despise. However, they all think I'm friends with them or at least like them. The reason? Because I'm professional. It is that old saw, the strippers don't love you, except as cashiers, we don't get extra money if we put up with your nonsense so most other cashiers don't bother. Coming back around to the guy, I figured that every other non-family member female was at best cold to him. I figured the OP was probably the only person that was nice to him for any extended period of time. And just as with those customers who thought I liked them, since she was nice to him at all, when compared to how others treated him, that must mean she loves him and is together with him.

  • @DreamManmns
    @DreamManmns Місяць тому +5

    Women bashing, men bashing, when are we ascending to enby bashing?

    • @MomirViggwilv
      @MomirViggwilv Місяць тому +4

      It's only a matter of time before they have one of those "My friend transitioned and I support them but dear god the name they chose is so fucking stupid" posts that sometimes crop up.

  • @zold5424
    @zold5424 Місяць тому

    everytime I hear these man I really really wish I could hop into the computer screen and like talk to these absolutely wacko insane people

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk Місяць тому +2

    I aspire to be as annoying as Mbt, that proposal shit is PEAK BULLSHIT

  • @hatster401
    @hatster401 Місяць тому +1

    3rd guy sounds like bipolar i feel so bad for him

  • @DragonKing-xg2fx
    @DragonKing-xg2fx Місяць тому +3

    V happy abt my new two gay dads

  • @arashelahi2618
    @arashelahi2618 Місяць тому +1

    Honda CEO to step aside following air-bag scandal, slumping sales -Feb 2015

  • @BeanMagoon
    @BeanMagoon Місяць тому

    1. Correct
    2. Correct
    3. Correct
    Bottle Night mentioned: 3 episodes (one on patreon)
    see ya next time :)

  • @ashikjaman1940
    @ashikjaman1940 Місяць тому +1

    Just got a Vaush video in the sidebar for this one and I dont know how to feel about that

    • @manjackson2772
      @manjackson2772 Місяць тому

      Recs are based on your recent activity

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 Місяць тому

      @@manjackson2772 man, now I'm wondering what political streamers have to do with Borderlands challenge runs

  • @AllBeganwithBBS
    @AllBeganwithBBS Місяць тому +1

    Y'know, when me and my ex broke up, she took my friends with her. Now I'm not gonna say anything too mean towards her, but she did cheat on me so there was no way I would keep seeing her in any context, and since we shared a friend group that I did not intend to make choose between us... That said, it brings about a very obvious conclusion.
    Don't share your entire friend group with your girlfriend. It's just good risk management. I stand with the guy on number 2.

    • @manjackson2772
      @manjackson2772 Місяць тому

      are you the guy whose girl ended up in a MDLG thing from a few eps ago

    • @PhoenixLance13
      @PhoenixLance13 Місяць тому

      You should absolutely have friends outside of your partner and their friend group, 100%.
      HOWEVER, purposefully ditching your partner to go to a place with your friends that your partner expressed interest in going to is a dick move.

  • @MrGshinobi
    @MrGshinobi Місяць тому +3

    Today i learned what an "adult playground" is and i still can't believe that shit is real, is this a weird american thing? i don't get it.

  • @YvetteGardua
    @YvetteGardua Місяць тому +3

    I wouldn't say man-hating, you guys seem to hold men to a higher standard which feels off and you're also way quicker to clown on men. If the 2nd post today was a man calling his sister a jealous hag I don't think you all would've went to bat for him so fast and decisively.
    Because with that post about the husband quipping "Have a nice date." and giving his wife the "silent treatment" (massive exaggeration for wanting space when you're upset) for an hour, Joe and Danny reacted totally different despite how in both posts, the poster said high-school tier childish, heat-of-the-moment hurtful but true epic Reddit one-liner. The husband got REAMED for being immature and but the sister is based for saying her sister's husband is shitty (going beyond insulting your family member) as you all cackle about how the sister's husband is shitty. And in the Valentine's Day post you spoke about the wife in a much softer and passive way without clowning on her.
    Which makes no sense because a wife having a borderline Valentine's day Date Night with a chummy coworker is WAY worse than your sibling misfiring their grievances. I dunno gets hard to listen because it feels so hypocritical sometimes.

  • @quarkish8767
    @quarkish8767 Місяць тому

    Not a good episode this week boys
    To elaborate, didnt really laugh and actually mostly brought mood down.

  • @KobunLaunch
    @KobunLaunch Місяць тому

    3rd story is SO fucking fake lmao

    • @manjackson2772
      @manjackson2772 Місяць тому +1

      No, it's believable

    • @ellieg8773
      @ellieg8773 Місяць тому +1

      No, actually I found myself in the same position. I didn't know it was gonna happen until I received a letter from her implying it. The only reason why it never happened was because her friends stopped her.

    • @MrGshinobi
      @MrGshinobi Місяць тому +1

      nahhh, i've seen so many guys like that irl that just completely misread their friendships with girls