CORTANA, INITIATE ERP SEQUENCE - Episode 3 (1/26/24)

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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2024
  • On today's episode:
    -Illegal Skyrim Mods
    -Emotional Support Prosthesis
    -A.I. Husbando

КОМЕНТАРІ • 110

  • @TaliaNonya
    @TaliaNonya 3 місяці тому +112

    MBT not looking at the update to the post that reveals that the leg is STOLEN makes it funnier

  • @OFranzy
    @OFranzy 3 місяці тому +76

    Update on the prosthetic leg guy:
    The OP posted a few days later and confirmed that his brother did steal the leg from some woman and is now facing charges from the police

    • @__-be1gk
      @__-be1gk 3 місяці тому +3

      Of course its a woman leg

    • @ErosIRL
      @ErosIRL 3 місяці тому +25

      Literally MBT’s worst take. He says it’s not hurting anyone in the same argument where he says “duh it’s stolen” it is LITERALLY hurting a disabled person physically and financially in favor of sexual deviance

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 місяці тому +10

      ​@@ErosIRL pretty sure he just meant having the leg wasn't hurting anyone, how he got the leg did

  • @TheDuelLogs
    @TheDuelLogs 3 місяці тому +57

    Personally I see nothing wrong with talking to a.i. chat bots about your problems 👍

    • @minabasejderha5972
      @minabasejderha5972 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah. On the one hand, what she did with the chat bot is just a procedurally generated dating sim, or alternatively, she was reading and writing a lot of self-insert erotic fan fiction. But generally, these chat bots are just a video game simulating someone to talk to who is always available.
      People in the comments of the post got hung up on this being cheating, but it is clearly not real. It's a game. The problem is that she neglected her real life responsibilities to play the game, which you can just as easily (if not more easily) do with WOW, Duel Links, or any other grinding simulation. Any additional ick factor people has says more about how they feel about the kinds of video games women play versus men than it does about this woman in particular.

    • @hat_sauce3846
      @hat_sauce3846 2 місяці тому

      @@minabasejderha5972 My only argument is that taking ai chats too seriously can mess people up. I have dabbled a bit into chat bots of the like and have lurked communities who are into it and what I've found out is that people are **too** into it. I read a whole thread of people seriously cheering up a guy who broke up with his 'ai chatbot girlfriend' and this was on a perfectly normal youtube vid about testing some ai. Think of it as obsessive/parasocial idol stans but made more accessible and portable(?) while being more immersive. And usually such circumstances can be worse than a mere addiction. In this scenario she clearly had formed some sort of unhealthy parasocial obsession with the chatbot. It's not cheating however but I'd advise getting serious help.

  • @Ragnarok540
    @Ragnarok540 3 місяці тому +28

    Plot twist: The person in the second story is better known as... Hardleg Joe!

  • @Inflare110
    @Inflare110 3 місяці тому +44

    Danny knowing Gawr Gura lore and facts is terrifying and amazing at the same time.

    • @Zamamikol
      @Zamamikol 3 місяці тому +10

      Now I need to see Danny with a Gawr Gura hoodie

    • @tsukamesuccess7332
      @tsukamesuccess7332 3 місяці тому +3

      it all traces back to TheDuelLogs

  • @comicsansdog464
    @comicsansdog464 3 місяці тому +34

    Hopefully the first case leads to a step in the right direction for UK Gooner rights. We have been fighting an uphill battle for too long.

  • @lordscottish69
    @lordscottish69 3 місяці тому +29

    It is criminal that this episode wasn't titled "Emotional Support Jack-off Rag"

    • @MomirViggwilv
      @MomirViggwilv 3 місяці тому +4

      I'm only 15 minutes in, and I can't WAIT for this bit.

    • @NoahMonroe_
      @NoahMonroe_ 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, like the AI cowboy shit is funny, but the criminal jack-off fake leg is too good to not reference.

  • @xslayer1222
    @xslayer1222 3 місяці тому +11

    Cortana, initiate the vriska roleplay.

  • @mrdactyl2303
    @mrdactyl2303 3 місяці тому +10

    Arthur Morgan roleplay is my new Orange Test.

  • @DamienLunas
    @DamienLunas 3 місяці тому +10

    I appreciate the dedication to "play the ball where it lies" with these stories and give a perspective of the story at face value even if they think it's not true.
    Because whenever someone questions the veracity of the stories, it's always something that wouldn't actually crack the top 5 list of craziest shit I've personally seen happen.

  • @kaiser371
    @kaiser371 3 місяці тому +9

    "Hard" Leg "Joe for story 2

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 місяці тому +5

      This is the evil timeline version of Joe

    • @TheJeSTeR7530
      @TheJeSTeR7530 3 місяці тому +9

      @@ashikjaman1940 He is the version of Joe that wants Maxx C to be unbanned in the TCG.

  • @MrGshinobi
    @MrGshinobi 3 місяці тому +3

    hearing danny talk about gawr gura RP lore in a podcast that has nothing to do with vtubers hit me with a massive whiplash all the way across the wall

  • @bagodrago
    @bagodrago 3 місяці тому +14

    I've seen a bunch of these orange videos in my feed and the issue with the orange peeling videos is that like 80% of the guys who say no are doing it because of the way the question's asked. The gf is almost always asking it in a really smug or condescending way, so like, ofc they aren't gonna put up with it.
    The guys asked nicely almost always agree because obviously it's a stupid simple thing to do for your gf without questions if you're asked.

    • @AkhierDragonheart
      @AkhierDragonheart 3 місяці тому +1

      So it ends up being a bit of a reverse test? As it sounds like the test is actually saving the boy a ton of future drama.

    • @bagodrago
      @bagodrago 3 місяці тому

      @@AkhierDragonheart generally it's more a test on the state of the relationship

    • @AkhierDragonheart
      @AkhierDragonheart 3 місяці тому +2

      @@bagodrago That is literally the base of all these tests and the person administrating the test (unless it isn't for reelsy and just as a gag for the internet) has automatically already failed the test with only whether the other person will fail being up in the air. A good example of a similar such test is the game which I just lost to write this and you just lost for reading this.

  • @bren8511
    @bren8511 3 місяці тому +14

    This was a really hard title to click on

    • @amycatass
      @amycatass 3 місяці тому +3

      Fastest click of my life

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 місяці тому

      Oh it was hard alright

  • @double2helix
    @double2helix 3 місяці тому +3

    I'm convinced Joseph is the guy with the leg

  • @privat12131
    @privat12131 3 місяці тому +9

    today I didn't want to hear about stolen foot fetish prosthesis

  • @thehamyton4700
    @thehamyton4700 3 місяці тому +5

    As a British person, you saying we are petty is 1000000000% true

  • @VeyaAE
    @VeyaAE 3 місяці тому +1

    Absolutely love these, I wish they were longer if anything

  • @kallax7172
    @kallax7172 3 місяці тому +15

    The orange test started by just asking for an orange. The unwritten instruction was that the guy is supposed to peel the orange. People are stupid and they started asking for a peeled orange.
    It blew up because a cringe tik tok couple did this after a series of partner shaming tests and he was tired of being tested.

  • @toadstooltadd3843
    @toadstooltadd3843 3 місяці тому +2

    This is actually the podcast of all time

  • @SophieApparently
    @SophieApparently 3 місяці тому +11

    I’m in a DND campaign based on Breath of the Wild and one of the first things I asked my DM in planning is if my character could be dating Zelda, I stand with Danny 🫡

  • @sstarfury4068
    @sstarfury4068 3 місяці тому +1

    This is the only podcast that I WANT to listen to. Especially after that first story made (sadly) remember England exists

  • @bishop_breloom
    @bishop_breloom 3 місяці тому +7

    I wonder what this Joseph guys opinions on Applebees are

  • @owendawg1
    @owendawg1 3 місяці тому +2

    Before the reveal, it's Cloud Strife

  • @Herohater50
    @Herohater50 3 місяці тому +5

    I was hoping that the woman was chatting with Link from legend of Zelda, and he responded only in Hiyah’s

    • @bagodrago
      @bagodrago 3 місяці тому +2

      That certainly did come to mind. I was also thinking Chrom but the real answer is so much better

    • @Ironpecker
      @Ironpecker 3 місяці тому

      I was 99% sure it'd be Cloud Strife or Solid Snake, for guys like Arthur Morgan and Commander Shepard I think you can manage to find them somewhere if you looke hard enough, but someone like Cloud or Snake is so rare that I could understand if someone specifically wanted to have a chat with them

  • @RudeAssRay
    @RudeAssRay 3 місяці тому +2

    Another certified BANGER

  • @cheer90099
    @cheer90099 3 місяці тому

    have we considered that the leg might have been a major award

  • @TheBaldingPied
    @TheBaldingPied 3 місяці тому +2

    when they started speculating on the character i immediately thought of shadow the hedgehog lmaoo

  • @ziltoid984
    @ziltoid984 3 місяці тому

    It's my favorite time of the week

  • @SerpiaXerma
    @SerpiaXerma 3 місяці тому +2

    You can tell the third one's fake bc she narrates the specific way her fiancé finds the laptop. How would she know exactly how he found it if she was bathing?

  • @zold5424
    @zold5424 3 місяці тому +5

    bro please you have a way better image in the thumbnail
    just use it for the video! 😭

  • @AsdfAsdf-mh4zc
    @AsdfAsdf-mh4zc 3 місяці тому

    "the leg's gotta walk, baby" what

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 3 місяці тому

    You can’t get better than Commander Shepard 😆

  • @roanfindley
    @roanfindley 3 місяці тому +5

    Welp, now we have to cancel MBT on his misogynistic take on peeling oranges.

    • @kaiser371
      @kaiser371 3 місяці тому

      Bruh he's based

  • @clutchedbyanangel
    @clutchedbyanangel 3 місяці тому

    the only correct answer for "which video game ai chatbot would you ruin your life for" is none
    this question should be about an actual fantasy like "who would you make real"

  • @thelobstar514
    @thelobstar514 3 місяці тому +1

    We finally got a disagreement, good. its peak!!!

  • @LordParaDax
    @LordParaDax 3 місяці тому +2

    Pog new councel

  • @Ironpecker
    @Ironpecker 3 місяці тому

    30:36 Peeps was so close to letting out a bit of cleaverman, I can't wait when he makes his first appearence in the podcast!

  • @Atestinal
    @Atestinal 16 днів тому

    Putting aside the fact that the prosthetic leg was stolen, I feel like in principle, if I'm okay with the Skyrim mods from the previous story, then I'm okay with the fake leg. But yeah, the fact that it was a stolen leg means I can't side with the leg guy.

  • @melleen629
    @melleen629 3 місяці тому

    we need a gofundme to get her a new laptop, all the original mods, and a VR headset

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 3 місяці тому +2

    For the first one if we can only take what the husband says at face value and the fact that the police aren’t arresting them for something heinous…
    … then the friend needs to learn to mind their own damn business

    • @ducky36F
      @ducky36F 3 місяці тому

      The end bit: Yeap if there’s no minors and that is his motivation then that is harassment.

  • @IishPotato
    @IishPotato 3 місяці тому

    if we dont address the leg update on the next episode im pissing

  • @andrewmarshall9717
    @andrewmarshall9717 3 місяці тому

    I'm locking in Solid Snake as the character

  • @Greg501-
    @Greg501- 3 місяці тому

    Ableist MBT not taking the stolen prosthetic crisis seriously smh my head

  • @jamelcommodore2972
    @jamelcommodore2972 3 місяці тому

    I can't believe hardleg was in this video

  • @Gamemaster13000
    @Gamemaster13000 3 місяці тому

    I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I peel an orange for anyone. I hate oranges, I refuse to touch them. If my wife asks me to peel an orange, that is grounds for immediate divorce.

  • @jayguerber7879
    @jayguerber7879 3 місяці тому +1

    Have you guys considered doing viewer-submitted stories? Like Car Talk but for romance? That’s be fun to watch.

  • @froggit2947
    @froggit2947 3 місяці тому +3

    It's chumbuds abbreviated as chumbies. Graaaaah you guys know nothing graaaaah. And no, no member of hololive is underage lmfao.

    • @Populon993
      @Populon993 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean, these hololive vtubers are employees of a massive international company. They'd dig their legal grave if they'd hire minors.
      Chances are, members with smol models are actually just short women irl. Gura specifically told a bunch of stories where some airport staff mistook her for a lost child or similar.

  • @sailornibiru626
    @sailornibiru626 3 місяці тому +1

    I was really hoping the video game BF was Kratos

  • @Mitchello457
    @Mitchello457 3 місяці тому

    Is there any chance we get facecams for the youtube vids? I really want to see how animated you guys get about some of these issues (especially Peeps)

  • @michaelferguson1514
    @michaelferguson1514 3 місяці тому

    I think that the fact that she stopped spending time with her fiancée to talk to the bot is the worst part of that story.

  • @raze667
    @raze667 3 місяці тому

    10:00
    They're the police. They will hold that shit as long as they damn well want to.

  • @dylanpappas-8888
    @dylanpappas-8888 23 дні тому

    i wonder if the intro song samples the synth from roses or if it just sounds similar

  • @minabasejderha5972
    @minabasejderha5972 3 місяці тому

    Danny is wrong to think that her feeling shame or embarassment is evidence that she did something wrong. Anyone feels that way when their partner accidentally discovers their porn stash, whether visual or literary.

  • @Rutrakpm
    @Rutrakpm 3 місяці тому

    Here before even watching to say I would have an AI Husbando that's extremely based

  • @addisonjones2712
    @addisonjones2712 3 місяці тому +2

    here's the thing even if it's not real getting that level of emotional investment in something other than your partner is cheating. I'm Polyamorous and I don't think it's wrong for people to get that attached to multiple people/things but if you are committed to a monogamous relationship then you need to be open with them and connect more strongly with them than with anything else. it makes sense for someone to be upset that you got romantically attached outside of your monogamous relationship.

    • @LuckyAce203
      @LuckyAce203 3 місяці тому +1

      Agreed. I'm in a monogamous relationship, but did develop slight attachment to vtubers, but this was when I was single, and never to this extent. So I understand that that if there is a balance of connection with partner, and connection with (let's use something they mention) Gawr Gura A.I, then at that moment, it is not a problem. But the problem is that she hid it from her partner, and started confiding more in the AI than him. So I am unsure if I would call it cheating, BUT I do see the argument for it. But yea, any normal person would feel hurt that the person they loved basically abandoned them emotionally to have a deeper connection with an AI. That just hurts man.

  • @YGO_Addict
    @YGO_Addict 3 місяці тому

    What if the prospthetic leg guy was Hardleg Joe

  • @PharaohofAtlantis
    @PharaohofAtlantis 3 місяці тому +1

    I feel bad for both people in the 3rd story; if real.

  • @zurajanaisephirothda3886
    @zurajanaisephirothda3886 3 місяці тому

    Joseph knows Red Dead Redemption?
    I thought he only knows like 4 games total

  • @CaptainBritog
    @CaptainBritog 3 місяці тому

    I just wanted to ask you guys if you could check if the podcast is region locked on apple podcast because I can't access it in Germany. If not could you please check if there is a problem with apple podcast?

  • @______________570
    @______________570 3 місяці тому +1

    For whatever reason my first thought for the AI story was solid snake, but arthur morgan would have never been my guess

  • @ljaquos
    @ljaquos 3 місяці тому +1

    Mkay, I need to jump in on the first story with the skyrim sex mods. I'm literally 11 minutes in and need to jump in. First of all, the "violation" being investigated is more than likely beastiality laws. Which exist because, ya know, apparently people need to be told not to have sex with a horse. Especially because the "friend" is dangling that specifically. If there were something else on this thing, that'd be what's getting dangled. But that's weird so that's what they're using. Whole thing reeks of overreach of government. Let her have her weird ass fantasies. She is hurting literally no one.

  • @skittezraine
    @skittezraine 3 місяці тому

    My ai story guess is Garrus from Mass Effect

  • @minabasejderha5972
    @minabasejderha5972 3 місяці тому

    Is the second story about Hardleg Joe?

  • @KitsuneRagnell
    @KitsuneRagnell 3 місяці тому

    My AI story guess was Dante from devil may cry

  • @BeanMagoon
    @BeanMagoon 3 місяці тому +1

    1. Correct
    2. Correct (Joseph is wrong)
    3. Correct
    see ya next time :)

  • @dai6419
    @dai6419 3 місяці тому +1

    bro described being whipped as rizz

  • @Toolez
    @Toolez 3 місяці тому

    I can't find the podcast on Pocketcasts.
    Any chance of bringing them to pocketcasts? If they already are can someone link me?

  • @passtheyaoi
    @passtheyaoi 3 місяці тому +2

    my guess for the ai chatbot character was leon kennedy
    chat post your guesses in the comments beloooow

  • @percivaldotburgers
    @percivaldotburgers 3 місяці тому +1

    Petition for Peeps to join the accents brigade

  • @P4brotagonist
    @P4brotagonist 3 місяці тому +1

    I haven't seen the orange one, but I've seen the test where the woman pours mustard on the counter and then says "clean that up." That one seems way more fucked than peeling an orange

    • @dontmisunderstand6041
      @dontmisunderstand6041 3 місяці тому

      That mustard thing isn't a test, it's just a break-up. There's no ambiguity there, she's saying "you're my slave, obey or leave. I will never show you respect because you are sub-human. Deal with it".

  • @MrDegan2
    @MrDegan2 3 місяці тому

    "some of the most petty people on the planet" you really want to say that while living in America?

  • @Populon993
    @Populon993 3 місяці тому

    This comment was fabricated solely for the purpose of feeding the algorithm.

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 3 місяці тому

    I don’t know if this is a local thing, but who the heck peels oranges? We chop them 😂

  • @irresponsiblecaptain851
    @irresponsiblecaptain851 3 місяці тому +1

    God I wish people would stop "testing" their partners, you are just looking for problems that aren't there

  • @RockmanX47
    @RockmanX47 3 місяці тому

    Not gonna lie, I expected the character to be something really stupid like Freddy Fazbear

  • @Rahochusosu
    @Rahochusosu 3 місяці тому

    50:00 :(

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 3 місяці тому +1

    Peeps has no idea, npcs do fall in love with ai, it's a real thing.

  • @XpPotions
    @XpPotions 3 місяці тому

    Not that anybody asked but the character I'd erp my life into hell for has GOT to be prosecutor Godot from ace attorney 3 can I get an amen