MY CENTIMETERS ARE NOT YOUR COSTUME - Episode 9 (3/8/24)

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  • Опубліковано 7 бер 2024
  • On this episode:
    - Macroplastics
    - Born to Bit, Forced to Date
    - Small Penis Harassment Harassment

КОМЕНТАРІ • 77

  • @bulbasam2143
    @bulbasam2143 3 місяці тому +106

    Please consider turning up everyone’s volume 🙏🏻 was listening to this one while driving and almost swerved off the road when I got blasted by an ad because of how high I had the volume haha

    • @anemodude9544
      @anemodude9544 3 місяці тому +6

      SAME

    • @SDREHXC
      @SDREHXC 3 місяці тому +13

      Yeah they’re actually at like 30% volume. This is an issue with MBT streams in general, his audio is always like 80% of what it could comfortably be which is within tolerance for most people but this is just wild.

    • @Ironpecker
      @Ironpecker 3 місяці тому +4

      ​@@SDREHXC The worst thing with mbt streams for me is that sometimes he lets out a scream or just shouts really closely to the mic and it genuinely hurts my ears.
      Streams and will of the councel are still very enjoyable, but this is just a big pet peeve for me

    • @Favmas
      @Favmas 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Ironpecker I 100% agree. I love his genuine reactions but I wish he could throw compression or something to fix his yelling volume.

    • @nemichungort4093
      @nemichungort4093 2 місяці тому +1

      PLEASE IT IS SO FUCKING QUIET

  • @Rutrakpm
    @Rutrakpm 3 місяці тому +79

    Releasing the sexism episode on International Women's Day was certainly a choice

    • @ErosIRL
      @ErosIRL 3 місяці тому +7

      A good one

  • @Foxcade
    @Foxcade 3 місяці тому +43

    I think the actual solution to the first one is to stop doing the bit for a year, maybe two, then as soon as his wife has gained confidence in their food again, bring it back for maximum effect.

    • @ErosIRL
      @ErosIRL 3 місяці тому +6

      Replace the thanksgiving spread with entirely plastic food

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 місяці тому

      Do the bit once a year for a big milestone

    • @ErosIRL
      @ErosIRL 3 місяці тому

      @@ashikjaman1940 do like the “I’m sick again” sister and take over every family gathering with plastic food to divert attention from the thing you’re supposed to be celebrating

  • @RudeAssRay
    @RudeAssRay 3 місяці тому +42

    The streak of progressively longer episodes has ended... but the content KEEPS ON GIVING!!!

  • @kallax7172
    @kallax7172 3 місяці тому +30

    You need to balance the audio. Joseph is so much louder than everyone else. The sound as a whole is way too quiet. I’m putting my volume almost all the way up to make it sound normal.

  • @trikovi1628
    @trikovi1628 3 місяці тому +19

    This is the best episode by far I think. Bit discussion and fetish discussion with very down to earth and normal problems it's peak what can I say

  • @Nozo1234
    @Nozo1234 3 місяці тому +15

    I love how completely accepting they were of the fetish stuff - no judgement, just instant acceptance

  • @toadstooltadd3843
    @toadstooltadd3843 3 місяці тому +10

    Need a “God forbid men do anything” shirt

  • @applejuicifer618
    @applejuicifer618 3 місяці тому +12

    That update on the market guy is insane

  • @MomirViggwilv
    @MomirViggwilv 3 місяці тому +8

    The second story really has me shaking my head. It sounds to me like the GF and BF have two fundamentally different senses of humour, and that's not something that's always easy to move past in a relationship.

  • @sevennights6377
    @sevennights6377 3 місяці тому +7

    oh god forbid someone sees me be goofy at the airport, known social-gathering hub where people meet and greet frequently

  • @ashikjaman1940
    @ashikjaman1940 3 місяці тому +12

    We know the Foodler isn't Joseph because Jillian would be into it

  • @sstarfury4068
    @sstarfury4068 3 місяці тому +19

    This whole episode can be summarized as "God forbid a man does anything" the episode.
    Good luck Jumbo Josh o7

  • @bagodrago
    @bagodrago 3 місяці тому +4

    I find out so funny that there are people out there who get off to being humiliated about their size, and then also get angry when being humiliated about their size...

    • @Celestia282
      @Celestia282 3 місяці тому

      I'm not sure they actually do get off on it, though. I think they genuinely hate their small PP and just pretend they like the humiliation as a coping mechanism.

  • @samuelbaumhoff
    @samuelbaumhoff 3 місяці тому +8

    Didn't the Foodlers wife say he was a nutritionist isn't that were he get an infinite amount of plastic foods

  • @danieltrinh5079
    @danieltrinh5079 3 місяці тому +4

    Week 9 without a guest appearance from George Santos

  • @The_Sunion
    @The_Sunion 3 місяці тому +3

    I do love checking into these weekly. But, Jordan and Danny have sounded really quiet on the audio side

  • @seanh2785
    @seanh2785 3 місяці тому

    I'm dying 😂!
    In all seriousness, Jumbo Josh deserves a space in that community! He's doing his best out there.

  • @StriiderEclipse
    @StriiderEclipse 2 місяці тому +2

    Joseph has his ram ranches mixed up
    Ram Ranch 85 is the one with the n-word, Ram Ranch 7 is the us marines one

  • @MomirViggwilv
    @MomirViggwilv 3 місяці тому +3

    For the third story, let's just be honest here... some of these dudes were probably just jealous.

  • @Zachpi
    @Zachpi 3 місяці тому +2

    Man, market guy's buddy is kinda fucking real as hell, good on him for catching on that the person he's saying is too risk averse probably didn't cheat.

  • @hatster401
    @hatster401 3 місяці тому +5

    LETS FUCKING GO PLASTIC FOOD

  • @zurajanaisephirothda3886
    @zurajanaisephirothda3886 3 місяці тому +5

    Ok everyone, let us all think of a bit that could beat the plastic banana one.
    Personally, I am thinking of a full blown plastic wedding cake

    • @trippersigs2248
      @trippersigs2248 3 місяці тому +3

      Nah that's going too far. That goes from doing a fun bit to risking ruining someone's wedding day

    • @MrGshinobi
      @MrGshinobi 3 місяці тому +1

      @@trippersigs2248 nah its funny

    • @zurajanaisephirothda3886
      @zurajanaisephirothda3886 3 місяці тому +2

      @@trippersigs2248 He could do it at this own wedding for the ultimate bamboozle (and to speedrun divorce). Get a real cake and a plastic cake, roll in the plastic cake first, once she notices the bamboozle during the cut, quickly roll in the real cake before she can say a single word.
      But this would probably go a bit too far

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 місяці тому

      ​@@zurajanaisephirothda3886 have multiple cakes, only 1 is real, all the guests have to guess which

    • @ErosIRL
      @ErosIRL 3 місяці тому +2

      How do you unpeel a banana and repair it convincingly? I’ll change my opinion on the matter completely if he genuinely fooled her

  • @AsianManDan555
    @AsianManDan555 3 місяці тому +1

    In the second post I have to wonder, was the sticker on the boyfriend's checked bag or carry on? The girlfriend is still in the wrong either way, but depending on which bag it was makes her reaction more or less understandable.

  • @owendawg1
    @owendawg1 3 місяці тому +1

    Audio note: The podcast is way too quiet. I tried listening to it on a long card drive (as you would a podcast) and it was miserable because I had to turn the volume really high to hear anyone which made navigation painfully loud. Everything needs to be turned up, and Jordan was especially quiet, particularly early on. Not sure if it was just a this episode thing or not.

  • @joaquinduverne6259
    @joaquinduverne6259 3 місяці тому

    I would like if you turned up the volume of these. I thought it was gonna be a one-time thing but yeah, please consider this : ]

  • @LordParaDax
    @LordParaDax 3 місяці тому

    10/10 fantastic banger

  • @AkhierDragonheart
    @AkhierDragonheart 3 місяці тому +2

    On the sticker, why not just cover it? You don't have to remove it if you just plaster something over the top of it. Get another sticker that is bigger, cut out some paper big enough to cover the cringe sticker and put that on the new bigger sticker, the put the bigger sticker over the cringe sticker so that the new sticker isn't actually stuck to the old sticker.

  • @NaldoNidoking
    @NaldoNidoking 3 місяці тому

    Love the podcast, but man, the audio is consistently too quiet. I have it on max volume at work and can hardly hear it

  • @Raging
    @Raging 3 місяці тому +3

    GOD FORBID MEN DO ANYTHING

  • @MrGshinobi
    @MrGshinobi 3 місяці тому +3

    we need more joseph bit lore

  • @RockmanX47
    @RockmanX47 3 місяці тому

    Dudes rock.
    That being said, I should go find plastic food props...

  • @VaneHartless473
    @VaneHartless473 3 місяці тому

    Jumbo Josh and the tale of stolen valor

  • @jameson478
    @jameson478 3 місяці тому +3

    Can't believe you're defending men so much on WOMANS DAY

  • @birdmanjon
    @birdmanjon 3 місяці тому

    Jordan really has never had a bad take on here

  • @kaiser371
    @kaiser371 3 місяці тому +3

    This is simultaneously the best and worst episode so far. The content is so good, but this episode had so many ads. I don't know if its me or this specific episode but it ruined the vibe quite a bit

  • @TheDocperian
    @TheDocperian 3 місяці тому +4

    I feel like MBT's ahegao sticker comparison was fine, the reaction of "no that's weird and cringe" is _exactly_ the point. While I too find doodoo humor funny, I could entirely understand someone not wanting someone to have "I do not want to wipe the shit off my ass" be presented to anyone who sees them while travelling. Again, the girl was the asshole for just removing it without warning/asking, but that wasn't what was being argued there.

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 3 місяці тому

    22:34 I am rolling 😂😂

    • @ducky36F
      @ducky36F 3 місяці тому

      This episode was an absolute cracker haha

  • @imwhatthekidscallcringy3858
    @imwhatthekidscallcringy3858 3 місяці тому +1

    Progressively more man leaning episode i see, hilarious

  • @franyard8783
    @franyard8783 3 місяці тому

    If I worked at an airport security check that kind of sticker would make my 5 minutes, everyone can relate to shitting and wiping,if I were to see an ahegao sticker it'd ruin my whole day whether I knew what it meant or not

  • @PharaohofAtlantis
    @PharaohofAtlantis 3 місяці тому

    Echoing the comments - this podcast is too quiet.

  • @BeanMagoon
    @BeanMagoon 3 місяці тому +1

    1. Correct
    2. Correct
    3. Correct
    see ya next time :)

  • @rojoherringcultleader5387
    @rojoherringcultleader5387 3 місяці тому

    🤓 Erm actually it was Aladdin that tricked Jafar into wishing to become a genie because he knew it would come with the restrictions. Jafar wished to be a supreme sorcerer and the sultan with no issues or dirty genie tricks

  • @TheIncinerator12
    @TheIncinerator12 3 місяці тому

    god forbid men do anything

  • @huntersmith9440
    @huntersmith9440 3 місяці тому

    Do you guys think we're gonna get drafted?

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 3 місяці тому

      Probably not since no one likes the draft and drafts are typically bad for the effectiveness of an army

    • @TheDocperian
      @TheDocperian 3 місяці тому +4

      Nah I'm more of a constructed staple, need too much support at high rarity

  • @dhesh0066
    @dhesh0066 3 місяці тому +1

    I love coming to a Yugioh podcast just to hear some political views

    • @MrZacdeath
      @MrZacdeath 3 місяці тому +1

      ummm its not about yugioh. like they brought it up at the start but its not the concrete of the show.

  • @huffypuffy2761
    @huffypuffy2761 3 місяці тому +1

    Huge L on MBT's part on that sticker one