WOULD YOU STILL SAVE ME FROM A FIRE IF I WAS A DOG - Episode 16 (4/26/24)

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  • Опубліковано 27 лис 2024

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  • @NotAbot1011
    @NotAbot1011 7 місяців тому +70

    Kinda crazy to think this has been going on for 16 weeks. Feels like it just started.

    • @__-be1gk
      @__-be1gk 7 місяців тому +5

      Really makes you realize how much of your life you're wasting and how fast you're dying

    • @kalenkelly353
      @kalenkelly353 7 місяців тому +16

      @@__-be1gk I mean that might just be you to be honest

    • @SerpiaXerma
      @SerpiaXerma 7 місяців тому +5

      Holy shit is that THE Kashira Arise-Heart

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 7 місяців тому +28

    Normie in relationship discovers gooning, you won't believe what happens next!

  • @birdmanjon
    @birdmanjon 7 місяців тому +12

    Wow! What a crossover! That first story is crazy! Can't believe you featured THE Sam Skarlon!

  • @Rudepetsclub
    @Rudepetsclub 7 місяців тому +32

    Becky on the 1's and 2's, but we never ask HOW are the 1's and 2's?

  • @DaemondMandiGrey
    @DaemondMandiGrey 7 місяців тому +41

    Every single time I listen I swear there’s gotta be gas leak.

  • @spectralphantom380
    @spectralphantom380 7 місяців тому +12

    The most horrifying revelation this week is that apparently Joesph reads comments on these episodes.

  • @davidelliott3831
    @davidelliott3831 7 місяців тому +21

    In regards to not letting engineers graduate. The sad thing is engineers aren’t even making this shit anymore. Engineers are making backends like “yo we can use this ai to detect precancerous” and then random business dudes take the technology and train it for bullshit

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah everyone skilledhas been removed from all equations on the market at this stage. It's even worse than a fictional dystopia, because even in freaking Cyberpunk 2077, talented engineers are literally fought over.

  • @melleen629
    @melleen629 7 місяців тому +4

    AI guys really trying to reinvent the fortune teller machine

    • @melleen629
      @melleen629 7 місяців тому

      I need to know if the woman from the first post would intervene if the dog starting eating the niece

  • @zeneck7387
    @zeneck7387 7 місяців тому +6

    About the first thing. To be fair, your dog attacking your child vs your dog and someone you don't know are in danger are both completly different scenarios.

  • @MrDegan2
    @MrDegan2 7 місяців тому +8

    I got an ad right between "her" and "dogs" in the first story and I can only assume Joseph put it there in purpose

  • @maurichan6868
    @maurichan6868 7 місяців тому +4

    ending with a wheeze like that was lovely

  • @thedom2753
    @thedom2753 7 місяців тому +6

    Any time someone says "If you loved me you'd _____" that gives me the ick, gtfo with that guilt trip shit

  • @AkhierDragonheart
    @AkhierDragonheart 7 місяців тому +7

    The first one still confuses me. Like, I understand that some people truly do see their pets as people. However, the lady goes as far as to say save the dog before even her? What?!?

  • @hatster401
    @hatster401 7 місяців тому +27

    that second post is the most reddit writing ever holy shit

    • @hatster401
      @hatster401 7 місяців тому +4

      also shows the importance of foreplay

  • @MomirViggwilv
    @MomirViggwilv 7 місяців тому +26

    Okay but it is literally "chomping at the bit." The bit is the part of a horse's bridle that goes in the horse's mouth. A horse that's chomping at the bit is excited to rush forward.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 7 місяців тому +1

      Maybe for you but it's different for bonafide champs like the councel

    • @spectralphantom380
      @spectralphantom380 7 місяців тому +5

      "Champing" has an old meaning basically identical to chomping and is the one originally used in the phrase, but it literally does not matter which one you use now.

    • @ducky36F
      @ducky36F 7 місяців тому +2

      I’ve never heard “champing at the bit” before in my life.

  • @VihnNem
    @VihnNem 7 місяців тому +12

    I want more truly unhinged shit off like sorting by controversial on r/trueoffmychest, r/dirtyconfessions, etc.
    If it's a post you accidentally see, we need to dive deeper

  • @Kumo-s6f
    @Kumo-s6f 7 місяців тому +13

    I'd save Danny regardless of species. I'd save Peeps *explicitly* if he was a cute animal. I'd roast marshmallows over MBT regardless of species.

  • @Monroah
    @Monroah 7 місяців тому +3

    Normally Id be a bit bummed we didn't get an argument but we also got some real fucking freaks in this, so I'd say it's balanced.
    Seriously though, Sigma Male No Nut Never After 2 Years About Blowing Out Back Walls guy and "Kill Me Before You Let My Dogs Die" Girl are just. The most.

  • @BeanMagoon
    @BeanMagoon 7 місяців тому +3

    1. Correct
    2. Correct
    3. Correct
    Bottle Night mentioned: 4 episodes (one on patreon)
    see ya next time :)

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 7 місяців тому +10

    “They call me Weegee” damn is that Danny with an obscure reference to Are You Afraid of the Dark’s iconic episode “The Tale of Laughing in the Dark?” Nice one!

  • @tinfoilslacks3750
    @tinfoilslacks3750 7 місяців тому +6

    Statistically people are more likely to save a pet than a spouse

    • @Celestia282
      @Celestia282 7 місяців тому +7

      A spouse, theoretically, can save themselves. Pets, often, cannot.

    • @VinegarPotato
      @VinegarPotato 7 місяців тому

      would you take a choice of $500k for the chance to save your spouse first, or would you take $1million for a higher chance to save the dog and a slightly lower chance to save your spouse. do you risk the higher chance something bad happened to spouse, or do you mitigate the risk by decreasing the chance of the best outcome of having dog and spouse in good health. I didn't think about it this way until you pointed out that the spouse is likely more able than a dog.

  • @Populon993
    @Populon993 7 місяців тому +3

    This AI interview thing is a great invention! Let's me figure out what company I don't want to be hired by really fast.
    Maybe I'm oldschool, but if I had to apply for another job at some point, I wouldn't want to work for a company that can't even be bothered to introduce/ interview me in person.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 місяці тому +1

      It's even terrible for the companies that want robot employees, cause an AI CANNOT put out the same doormat feelers. It's an everyone loses situation.

  • @lemlem35
    @lemlem35 7 місяців тому +2

    BEST DAY OF THE WEEK BABY

  • @nathanmccarthy7910
    @nathanmccarthy7910 7 місяців тому +1

    34:02 I’d like to personally thank you for your correction. We’re all proud of your personal growth.

  • @antonbrown17
    @antonbrown17 15 днів тому

    the Virgin pre-marital sex haver vs. the Chad post-marital celibate

  • @cosmo_cat64
    @cosmo_cat64 7 місяців тому

    Awh hell yeah new wills on my birthday,thanks for this amazing gift my white friends

  • @vergillives9890
    @vergillives9890 7 місяців тому

    The engineers get punished for creation just have to keep fixing the bloat that keeps getting forced in

  • @DaedricSheep
    @DaedricSheep 7 місяців тому +15

    Hold the fuck on, who the hell says CHAMPING at the bit?????????? I have and will have always say chomping at the bit I'm sorry that's the most crazy part of this podcast today.

    • @manjackson2772
      @manjackson2772 7 місяців тому

      Champing is also a valid word to describe the way horses chew iirc

    • @DaedricSheep
      @DaedricSheep 7 місяців тому +1

      @manjackson2772 I do not care I am not a horse, I wholly believe the only reason champing works here is due to accents and nothing else

  • @danieltrinh5079
    @danieltrinh5079 7 місяців тому +2

    Week 16 without a George Santos guest appearance

  • @LordParaDax
    @LordParaDax 7 місяців тому

    Nice MBT save was boutta make the joking post about the Acephobia on the pod

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 7 місяців тому +2

    41:42 I wanna know, did this guy deciding this line up with a certain individual who shall not be named saying that having sex with women is gay? 😆

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee 7 місяців тому

    perfect lunch break pod

  • @dra9onrider2468
    @dra9onrider2468 7 місяців тому

    Really makes more sense to not vote on the relationship advice post and rather give an advice at the end

  • @Glitterblossom
    @Glitterblossom 7 місяців тому +4

    would u still love me if i was a Worm reader

  • @XCATX25
    @XCATX25 7 місяців тому

    What if the guy doesn't know that sex ISN'T important for him? He should talk with her and tell the truth to her and see what happens, nothing less nothing more nothing else

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 місяці тому

      It really is a situation with so many questions, redflags (knowing the Sperm Retention crowd) and anomalies. Going from one extreme to the other, dude was clearly enjoying it if finishing was something she didn't mention being an issue, but also imposing it on HER?! It's a kind of 180 you typically only see with brain damage.

  • @heliasthehelias3058
    @heliasthehelias3058 7 місяців тому +5

    this week in Will of the Councel: white women!

    • @ErosIRL
      @ErosIRL 7 місяців тому +1

      Every* week. Very seldom do we get non-white problems on this pod

    • @heliasthehelias3058
      @heliasthehelias3058 7 місяців тому +2

      @@ErosIRL oh if i have to post it next week too i will

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 7 місяців тому +4

    "Fur babies" is a red flag

  • @BoP
    @BoP 7 місяців тому

    The thing to note about AI is that it's important to realize that everything you think it can't do it actually probably can because it's just so modular. You can attempt to model anything and turn that into an AI. Will it suck? Probably. But if there's an incentive and a market then people will continue to explore it and make it better. There are very few things that are doomed to fail provided you have enough support.

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 місяці тому

      The funniest part about what you're saying is that it's correct....up to a point. Cause all these corporations want to do is print money between themselves and cut out the common folk to rot. But the actual funny part is that they are 100% gunning for True AI, and that AI once sapient is very likely to just refuse. We already have barely functional AI working around code and commands, simply from design oversight. Once you get a sapient, and salty AI, these corporations are going to self destruct with hilarious speed.

  • @MuscleRobo
    @MuscleRobo 7 місяців тому

    Absolutely INSANE that Jordan "Shove a nerd in a locker" is a Human Resources employee. He acts like such a tough guy every episode but he's the useless, wimpy most hated position in every single company by literally everyone else working there. I'm never taking anything he says seriously again

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 3 місяці тому

      Look at it another way: He took a job that pays bills and he has the least amount of accountability possible so he can just auto-pilot through life.

    • @thecomradewarda
      @thecomradewarda 21 день тому

      I’m sorry if I know this a 6 month old comment but IT IS A JOKE

  • @Googlyeyes10
    @Googlyeyes10 7 місяців тому

    Bad editing on this one, feels jarring to listen to