WOULD YOU STILL SAVE ME FROM A FIRE IF I WAS A DOG - Episode 16 (4/26/24)

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  • Опубліковано 25 кві 2024
  • In this episode:
    - Heckin' Chonkers vs. Bad Vibes Niece
    - My Ugly Girlfriend
    - I DENY THEM MY ESSENCE

КОМЕНТАРІ • 60

  • @NotABot101
    @NotABot101 23 дні тому +64

    Kinda crazy to think this has been going on for 16 weeks. Feels like it just started.

    • @__-be1gk
      @__-be1gk 23 дні тому +4

      Really makes you realize how much of your life you're wasting and how fast you're dying

    • @kalenkelly353
      @kalenkelly353 23 дні тому +11

      @@__-be1gk I mean that might just be you to be honest

    • @SerpiaXerma
      @SerpiaXerma 21 день тому +2

      Holy shit is that THE Kashira Arise-Heart

  • @__-be1gk
    @__-be1gk 23 дні тому +19

    Normie in relationship discovers gooning, you won't believe what happens next!

  • @spectralphantom380
    @spectralphantom380 22 дні тому +7

    The most horrifying revelation this week is that apparently Joesph reads comments on these episodes.

  • @Rudepetsclub
    @Rudepetsclub 23 дні тому +22

    Becky on the 1's and 2's, but we never ask HOW are the 1's and 2's?

  • @davidelliott3831
    @davidelliott3831 23 дні тому +15

    In regards to not letting engineers graduate. The sad thing is engineers aren’t even making this shit anymore. Engineers are making backends like “yo we can use this ai to detect precancerous” and then random business dudes take the technology and train it for bullshit

  • @DaemondMandiGrey
    @DaemondMandiGrey 23 дні тому +33

    Every single time I listen I swear there’s gotta be gas leak.

  • @hatster401
    @hatster401 23 дні тому +20

    that second post is the most reddit writing ever holy shit

    • @hatster401
      @hatster401 23 дні тому +4

      also shows the importance of foreplay

  • @birdmanjon
    @birdmanjon 23 дні тому +7

    Wow! What a crossover! That first story is crazy! Can't believe you featured THE Sam Skarlon!

  • @TributeJr
    @TributeJr 23 дні тому +11

    I want more truly unhinged shit off like sorting by controversial on r/trueoffmychest, r/dirtyconfessions, etc.
    If it's a post you accidentally see, we need to dive deeper

  • @zeneck7387
    @zeneck7387 23 дні тому +4

    About the first thing. To be fair, your dog attacking your child vs your dog and someone you don't know are in danger are both completly different scenarios.

  • @humanoid251
    @humanoid251 23 дні тому +10

    “They call me Weegee” damn is that Danny with an obscure reference to Are You Afraid of the Dark’s iconic episode “The Tale of Laughing in the Dark?” Nice one!

  • @tinfoilslacks3750
    @tinfoilslacks3750 23 дні тому +5

    Statistically people are more likely to save a pet than a spouse

    • @Celestia282
      @Celestia282 23 дні тому +5

      A spouse, theoretically, can save themselves. Pets, often, cannot.

    • @VinegarPotato
      @VinegarPotato 22 дні тому

      would you take a choice of $500k for the chance to save your spouse first, or would you take $1million for a higher chance to save the dog and a slightly lower chance to save your spouse. do you risk the higher chance something bad happened to spouse, or do you mitigate the risk by decreasing the chance of the best outcome of having dog and spouse in good health. I didn't think about it this way until you pointed out that the spouse is likely more able than a dog.

  • @MomirViggwilv
    @MomirViggwilv 23 дні тому +17

    Okay but it is literally "chomping at the bit." The bit is the part of a horse's bridle that goes in the horse's mouth. A horse that's chomping at the bit is excited to rush forward.

    • @ashikjaman1940
      @ashikjaman1940 23 дні тому

      Maybe for you but it's different for bonafide champs like the councel

    • @spectralphantom380
      @spectralphantom380 22 дні тому +3

      "Champing" has an old meaning basically identical to chomping and is the one originally used in the phrase, but it literally does not matter which one you use now.

    • @ducky36F
      @ducky36F 22 дні тому +1

      I’ve never heard “champing at the bit” before in my life.

  • @AkhierDragonheart
    @AkhierDragonheart 23 дні тому +5

    The first one still confuses me. Like, I understand that some people truly do see their pets as people. However, the lady goes as far as to say save the dog before even her? What?!?

  • @MrDegan2
    @MrDegan2 22 дні тому +3

    I got an ad right between "her" and "dogs" in the first story and I can only assume Joseph put it there in purpose

  • @maurichan6868
    @maurichan6868 23 дні тому +3

    ending with a wheeze like that was lovely

  • @Populon993
    @Populon993 21 день тому +1

    This AI interview thing is a great invention! Let's me figure out what company I don't want to be hired by really fast.
    Maybe I'm oldschool, but if I had to apply for another job at some point, I wouldn't want to work for a company that can't even be bothered to introduce/ interview me in person.

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 23 дні тому +3

    "Fur babies" is a red flag

  • @BeanMagoon
    @BeanMagoon 23 дні тому +3

    1. Correct
    2. Correct
    3. Correct
    Bottle Night mentioned: 4 episodes (one on patreon)
    see ya next time :)

  • @user-fu9hc3oi3l
    @user-fu9hc3oi3l 23 дні тому +9

    I'd save Danny regardless of species. I'd save Peeps *explicitly* if he was a cute animal. I'd roast marshmallows over MBT regardless of species.

  • @thedom2753
    @thedom2753 23 дні тому +3

    Any time someone says "If you loved me you'd _____" that gives me the ick, gtfo with that guilt trip shit

  • @lemlem35
    @lemlem35 23 дні тому +2

    BEST DAY OF THE WEEK BABY

  • @LazyLee
    @LazyLee 23 дні тому

    perfect lunch break pod

  • @DaedricSheep
    @DaedricSheep 23 дні тому +12

    Hold the fuck on, who the hell says CHAMPING at the bit?????????? I have and will have always say chomping at the bit I'm sorry that's the most crazy part of this podcast today.

    • @manjackson2772
      @manjackson2772 22 дні тому

      Champing is also a valid word to describe the way horses chew iirc

    • @DaedricSheep
      @DaedricSheep 22 дні тому +1

      @manjackson2772 I do not care I am not a horse, I wholly believe the only reason champing works here is due to accents and nothing else

  • @nathanmccarthy7910
    @nathanmccarthy7910 23 дні тому +1

    34:02 I’d like to personally thank you for your correction. We’re all proud of your personal growth.

  • @melleen629
    @melleen629 20 днів тому

    AI guys really trying to reinvent the fortune teller machine

    • @melleen629
      @melleen629 20 днів тому

      I need to know if the woman from the first post would intervene if the dog starting eating the niece

  • @cosmo_cat64
    @cosmo_cat64 23 дні тому

    Awh hell yeah new wills on my birthday,thanks for this amazing gift my white friends

  • @LordParaDax
    @LordParaDax 20 днів тому

    Nice MBT save was boutta make the joking post about the Acephobia on the pod

  • @NoahMonroe_
    @NoahMonroe_ 23 дні тому +2

    Normally Id be a bit bummed we didn't get an argument but we also got some real fucking freaks in this, so I'd say it's balanced.
    Seriously though, Sigma Male No Nut Never After 2 Years About Blowing Out Back Walls guy and "Kill Me Before You Let My Dogs Die" Girl are just. The most.

  • @vergillives9890
    @vergillives9890 23 дні тому

    The engineers get punished for creation just have to keep fixing the bloat that keeps getting forced in

  • @danieltrinh5079
    @danieltrinh5079 23 дні тому +1

    Week 16 without a George Santos guest appearance

  • @dra9onrider2468
    @dra9onrider2468 23 дні тому

    Really makes more sense to not vote on the relationship advice post and rather give an advice at the end

  • @XCATX25
    @XCATX25 22 дні тому

    What if the guy doesn't know that sex ISN'T important for him? He should talk with her and tell the truth to her and see what happens, nothing less nothing more nothing else

  • @Glitterblossom
    @Glitterblossom 23 дні тому +3

    would u still love me if i was a Worm reader

  • @ducky36F
    @ducky36F 22 дні тому +1

    41:42 I wanna know, did this guy deciding this line up with a certain individual who shall not be named saying that having sex with women is gay? 😆

  • @heliasthehelias3058
    @heliasthehelias3058 23 дні тому +4

    this week in Will of the Councel: white women!

    • @ErosIRL
      @ErosIRL 23 дні тому +1

      Every* week. Very seldom do we get non-white problems on this pod

    • @heliasthehelias3058
      @heliasthehelias3058 23 дні тому +2

      @@ErosIRL oh if i have to post it next week too i will

  • @BoP
    @BoP 23 дні тому

    The thing to note about AI is that it's important to realize that everything you think it can't do it actually probably can because it's just so modular. You can attempt to model anything and turn that into an AI. Will it suck? Probably. But if there's an incentive and a market then people will continue to explore it and make it better. There are very few things that are doomed to fail provided you have enough support.

  • @MuscleRobo
    @MuscleRobo 20 днів тому

    Absolutely INSANE that Jordan "Shove a nerd in a locker" is a Human Resources employee. He acts like such a tough guy every episode but he's the useless, wimpy most hated position in every single company by literally everyone else working there. I'm never taking anything he says seriously again

  • @bruhmoment3354
    @bruhmoment3354 23 дні тому

    Bad editing on this one, feels jarring to listen to

  • @filthycheat3070
    @filthycheat3070 23 дні тому +3

    I have a friend who's into the nofap thing. He does the whole sex without cumming thing (just for him, not also for his wife) because he says that that tension makes him more productive. He was working 2 jobs for a while, works out and keeps his body fat at around 11%, and just graduated nursing school. But I don't know if that says more about nofap or about him.