Ranking Your HILARIOUS Tiktoks
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- Опубліковано 31 сер 2022
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Schlatt ranks your HYSTERICAL tiktoks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
Edited by wheatskins: / wheatskins_ - Розваги
The look of disappointment on Schlatt's face as he stares at some of these is reminiscent of the looks of those 4 women in 1972
“Schlatt’s”
@itzurmommy /// only good spam bot
Don't you mean 5?
*99
bro what happened in '72
hey guys the video has been out for a few seconds but here's an obligatory comment that's unrelated to the video
No way it’s actually here no way 🤯
thank you
Truly one of the videos made
Thank you three voice chat zero philliphines osu (yelling) fan player
It’s perfect
Schlatt's ability to cry on command is actually impressive
I don’t think it’s him
It's what "schlatt" used in "1999" to lure the "victims" of "his"
It's actually very easy, just think of a sad thing, like for example the "incident" of 99' and 91'
its not difficult at all (imo?), just pretend to be sad lol.
He had to fake cry in 99'
Just a tip for watching a Schlatt video, never drink HOT LIQUID while trying not to laugh
I did the same thing with
Mountain dew and spent several minutes trying not to inhale it
do chips count?
@@randomteenageboy5002 what prt of "liquid" did you not understand?
@@Hey_ImJay hey if you eat enough of them you’ll consume probably a gallons worth of grease and corn oil
@@randomteenageboy5002 if you're eating that many bags of chips in one sitting, I truly am worried for you.
Schlatt getting "mad" at the Titanic joke and chuckling at a 9/11 joke is exactly why I love him. As well as the events he committed in the 69th episode of the Sleep Deprived Podcast.
What happened during the 69th episode
He quit before the 69th episode. That atrocity was all on Mika.
We don’t talk about Episode 69.
@jshIattLive 🅥 glad that the bot accounts are getting a little more creative with the names
@Willy on Wheels i love josh roehl dude
Schlatt's upload schedule is so strong he even posts videos after being killed by a drunk crasher, what a hero
Edit: I sincerely apologize for my mistake. I called them a drunk driver when clearly it's drunk crashers that kill people. I will look to better myself and make sure that I don't get this wrong again.
RIP, “Schlatt.”
yes
@@pink_sky_morning4842 Schlatt translated to Shit for some reason.
Rip schlatt
Why did he have to die
14:57 schlatt getting so emotional over this is amazing. The picture speaks a thousand words without saying any at all
The only unfortunate thing is he disrespected Baja blast by calling major melon by its name.
The guy at 13:57 is my favorite person in tik tok. All of his videos are exactly like this and it’s so powerful.
The fact that "schlatt" put a blue lobster at the end caught me "offguard" and i am very "grateful" for him being so interactive with his fanbase
BLUE LOBTA
@@ItzMalick forgot who asked
@@ItzMalick brother u already at 10k whats worked wont work no more 💀
@@ItzMalick Don’t care, you’re blocked on my channel
Press 4 for help
i showed my mother the wasp and bee nest tiktoks and she literally just stared at the screen for 2 whole minutes and walked away saying, “what the fuck..”
Understandable reaction
@@ItzMalick shut up\
@@ItzMalick I would suggest you change up your thumbnails because just looking at them drives me away from your content
I was screaaaaaming
@@jamanda6109 Based ass video improvement suggestions in the comments
13:00 the cat in awe is Ivan, I forgot the cat with the t-Rex arms, but Ivan is blind and I think the other cat is disabled. They are so adorable :)
ok but the smoke alarm thing was so wholesome? Like? He really cares about us not dying!
Out of all the content creators, "Schlatt" is definitely one of them
He creates such videos. This video in particular
He’s defenitevely one of the creators of all time
yes
This is true in 10 out of 10 circumstances
So unfunny
Boy, I sure hope these tiktoks are going to be hilarious
@Best 🅥 shut
@@MrEnricoFranco1 hello kel pfp
Boy, I sure hope these tiktoks are going to be hilarious
@@makoako9728 hello random based human being
Me too
5:45 my eyes sting just hearing that shit because I was too scared to have my eyes open.
The way he pronounced habanero made me immediately know what he was in for. As habaneros are what I like to call "the gatekeeper to real spice." And just eating homegrown ones can put some serious hair on your chest
Oh my “god”, the ranking part of this “video” is my favorite. I have never “laughed” so much in my “life”
To the guy who wants to know what to do with his turtle;
-Give it space to burrow.
-Give it space to move.
-Give it headpats.
-Let it out on the grass.
-Watch it. It appreciates your company.
-appy slices.
-They almost all have one brain cell what do you expect it to do.
-Seriously, they just like hanging out with you. It gives them serotonin.
-Clean the shell with a toothbrush occasionally
-Stawberries
-Theyre dumb as hell what games do you expect it to play, fetch?
-hairy time
i love this list thank you for this (someone who doesnt own a turtle)
appy slices
@@ItzMalick I'm sorry, I'll check it out when I'm finished watching my turtle eat salad
@@yurinmahass4802 will do, I still have to wait until it's done with the salad tho.
rest in peace "schlatt". so glad they're uploading old stream content so we can reminisce on the good times we had with him
We truly do miss him
@@kars1212 the agents didnt tho
Sarcasm or something? What happened??
@@billtruong1673 he was killed by a drunk driver. truly tragic
@@billtruong1673 someone told everybody on twitter that he "died" on twitter
1:05 you can that guy was fighting his primal instincts when he took whatever the fuck that was in his hands.
It was a bee hive that had bees in it
man grabbed a beehive and started humming his theme song, he must be stopped.
@@LeeSou_ wasp hive not bee hive, bee hives are in trees, he didn't take that from a tree
@@dontsubfortheloveofgodIF HE CAN SURVIVE CONSUMING LIVE WASPS, HE CANT BE STOPPED
@@Crewwfoxxproductionswho said he survived?
I can’t believe Jschlatt “killed” the Queen. It “sickens” me.
69 likes
I can't believe "Jschlatt" killed the queen either. It's "better" than the "events" of '99, though.
@@em90012 or the events of 01-
@@walker4541 never forget
RIP the totally not lizard “human” Queen Elizabeth
16:04 For non-VOD watchers, I'm pretty sure he stared at this for a full minute or so without actually saying anything. Wildest stream on Twitch for sure.
if that happened, I would be too
@jshIattLive 🅥 finally, this ratio is here
@@cyncxd I get what you were trying to do, but ratio’ing a bot ain’t gonna stop it from spamming my guy.
I watched the stream and I had time to make coffee and he was still staring at it
i still cant tell what that last one was about
Today is Monday, which means Schlatt gets to lose his mind over our TikToks. It is his favorite activity.
6:44 No thoughts, head empty.
My happiness when the title isn't "cursed" or "scuffed" but hilarious, already know it's going to be a good video by the title
Yeah lol
1:06 most sane Florida man
😭🤣🤣
😂
Oh hey Patterz
this motherfucker ACTUALLY managed to crush and kill all of the wasps in that nest with his fucking fist, that is actually insane
He has to much balls to let him live alive
11:50 bro pulled up with the squad💀💀💀
i like how "Schlatt" laughs at car crash audios but gets mad at titanic jokes, makes you think about this "human's" priorities
Schlatt was the iceberg
I see "Jchlatt" finally got away with it. This surely won't look good for "him."
Who would have known he would kill the Queen of all people
Thank God it didn't happen 3 days later
Chlott
Rest in peace jshclatt, this stream was recorded in 2021, hope his family is doing well .
lol
jschlatt is not ded u recist, he's jesus cannot die lmao lol rip
@@zenaz3705 what-
@@zenaz3705 what the fuck
@@zenaz3705 lmaoo
im fucking crying so hard at the gorilla popsicle. "Do you see it?" has me so unbelievably dead
13:01 bros a T-Rex 💀
16:28 Definitely the highlight of “Schlatt’s” career. One of the jokes of all time.
Haddie strikes again
i am going to find you
Hey Matthew I heard giving your turtle a proper enriching environment is great for them, also interacting with them is great at forming a bond with them, if you are worried bringing him a friend will always help :)
I wouldn’t recommend getting another turtle as they will most likely fight as turtles are actually happier being by there self
@@60navesucks36 omg am a turtle..
4:59 bro sounded like stitch when he laughed💀
1:11 i just spat my water out of pure reaction
Schlatt acts like he's a wrongun, but I can tell he's genuinely a good person who cares about a lot of people. (Especially men)
Idk if u just called him gay or caring or both
both. it was both
Fr we need more people like schlatt. People who can be a bit edgy but not an obnoxious edge lord. Right now there’s so many men setting an awful example for teenage guys, and I’m glad schlatt is able to set a good example (this video isn’t a good example of that, so look at the weekly slap)
6:23 Schlatt and Jambo in 40 years
15:42 the special ed kid laying down the sickest flow in the back of the class
15:28 Lmfao Schlatt just absolutely called that donator out.
11:55 "You're finally awake..."
I don't play Skyrim... But yes.
@@HRBarranger same
You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
Screw it. Timestamps (with fun nicknames!).
0:00 The Fall of Man
0:08 Gourmet Style Hawaiian glizzy
0:21 Crushing a wasp's nest
0:38 Eating a wasp's nest
1:26 Gorilla Popsicle
2:23 Sponsor Break
3:16 Spring Shoes
3:22 Chicken hot as hell 😂😂
3:38 Pimp My Kart
3:55 Roblox Car Crash
4:27 Respect for our Fallen Men
4:37 leaving an upper decker for the morning crew
4:54 goofy ahh phone 💀
4:59 Ignore my laugh
5:23 😭😭😭😭
5:52 It's Just Monkey Business
6:09 If it works...
6:23 Oscar Heard a Curse Word
7:01 Cruise Crash
7:09 Oreo gets to recreate 9/11
7:43 Just BARELY Made It!
8:07 How to Build a Fusion Reactor
8:24 Drive-Thru Outro
8:35 "You probably had no drip when you were younger"
8:47 Very Human Designs: Anti-Step Shoe Cover
9:39 The Iron Stare
9:56 Texas Mosquitos
10:02 These School Toilets are Different
10:20 Criminal in The Making
10:39 BLUE LOBSTER JUMPSCARE!!!22!!1
10:45 Biden Stumbles on his Words
11:08 Juicy Watermelon
11:31 meme of the day
11:40 Granny Caught Lackin'
11:55 Monkey Truck
12:09 The Slippery Bridge
12:40 Gangs in London
13:00 Cat in Awe
13:16 Cat and Man Have a Drink
13:37 Which Grade are You
14:16 Turtle in Trouble
14:36 Speaking Music
14:58 3090 Woes
15:37 U rappin' bad
16:05 The end..
Thx bro
Got the song for 5:52 stranger?
@@Captain_Garchomp Quarto de Hotel, I believe.
@@NiksputicazYT thanks
It's af1
1:04 I think this is the first time I have unironically screamed (in fear?) over a tiktok, like it was such a genuine reaction what the hell
Discount Josh Brolin eating a wasp nest is definitely frightening
Yum 😍
"(in fear?)" is so funny
I put my hands over my head and yelled
@@ihateyoukeaganbro really said “😱”
4:35 pov you have social anxiety but you don’t know where they moved the peanut butter to.
9:30 turtle soup
12:49
FOR WHAT PURPOSE???
13:30 pov:you're killing horses in minecraft
5:17 “who makes that noise?!”
* A little orange who is mildly annoying *
14:57 the power of aphex twins ambient work, can even send "schlatt" into tears
13:14 “bro has seen some stuff” ivan the cat has unfortunately never seen anything because he is blind
Everybody telling Schlatt the Queen died like he doesn’t know 💀
Like he didn’t kill her 💀
He knows, he was there!
3:25 oh nah he’s an ancient wise Chinese dragon now
7:37 you just had to jinx yourself didn't you
“This dude’s entire trench just got mustard gassed” is now a permanent part of my vocabulary thank you
8:29 The employee laughing though 😂
I love the turtle message because it's both completely possible that it was someone who geniunely had questions about what to do with his pet and remembered 'oh I know schlatt had a lizard maybe he will know', and also completely possible that it's someone playing level 99 mind games.
Amazing foreshadowing at
11:16
10:56 He's got that Ludwig laugh
1:30 bro sounds like he's on the verge of tears
@@ItzMalick no.
Popslice moment
Schlatt. A rare subspecies of hilarious content. I wish you to never die for unlimited funnies.
Love watching your vids after editing, love ya vids man.
14:11 me after school
Lmao
It's always a good day when "schlatt" uploads
Classic comment section
Cap
you meant shart
1:40 at first I seen MOI🗿
An in depth (but simple) explanation on Fusion reactors:
A fusion reactor runs off the same principle of nuclear chemistry. Instead of fission reactions which creates the power of nuclear power plants by splitting the atom. Fusion reactors use Fusion which fuses 2 atoms and generates so much inextinguishable clean power it can power large urban cities with 1 reactor. The problem with creating a fusion reactor is the energy requirements because you practically need a Fusion reactor to make a Fusion reactor and the heat is insane but, using vacuum chambers you can get dull the heat but, it's still quite powerful heat so it's hard to find materials that can stand that high heat.
I physically flinched and almost dropped my phone when the guy put the crushed wasp nest in his mouth
As someone commented on the VOD:
“Great video, I threw up 9 times.”
extra protein baby
@@jj02mc27 LMAOOO
12:40 as a citizen of the United Kingdom I can confirm that is the average robbery
this scandalous statement cannot be forgiven, you have disrespected the crown and all who live under it, so as for your punishment: fabricate the concavity of the compartments of your pantaloons to exhibit the absence of valuable paraphernalia
you haven't even seen the average UK robbery YET, and I can confirm as another British man
Nah bruh you ain't a citizen of the UK, real citizens speak 1400s style
I'm Irish and I can confirm that you are the ones robbing us
@@callmew4lterI am quite very sorry to say that he is indeed a bloke or a lady of thy united kingdom maybe he/her lives in Essex, Middlesex, Norfolk, or Lincolnshire ect
6:30 Mr.hippo that you 💀💀💀
I absolutely loved when he ranked them, funniest part of the video
13:40 This is actually a very deep and sophisticated criticism of the modern education system and it's failings, as it reveals to us the true intent behind the overlords that keep us shackled into their system with no way of escaping a never-ending cycle. Utterly poetic and astonishing.
"you've gotta have a high iq to understand rick and morty"
8:39 Thats what i call a merch drop 🔥
@@ItzMalick well congrats on 10k
My cousin's house...well, her mother's... ALL the smoke alarms were making that sound. She was completely used to it, to the point of not hearing it. For me, it sounds like sneakers scuffing on the floor and I _hated_ it.
i always come back from a rough day and seeing your videos always cheer me up
12:13 Joe Biden
Rest In Peace Schlatt it’s almost as if he’s still here with us 😔🐓🐓🐓
?
@@Capadapp he died
HES NOT DEAD
@@francesjones5438 yea he is he was run over 9 days ago
@@thethe4643 What 💀
10:50 As and Australian, I must ask, YALL ELECTED HIM?
As an American, I must say, yes we did and we regret it
Better than the other guy, that's all I'll say.
@@Resident-of-Pluto good thinking, thats all you need to say
We didn't have any other options
not from the states but considering it's either this guy or a man who would willingly reveal nuclear documents, I think the choice is a bit obvious
I like how shlatt open up the hilarious TikTok’s with someone crushing a wasp nest
9:41
i recognize that roller coaster, i've been on it before, and lemme just say it is very impressive how STIFF his spine was with the way the coaster JERKS you around
shoutout to Poland 🇵🇱 🙌 ❤️ 💙 ♥️ 💕 🇵🇱 🙌
Iron gwazi my beloved
This looks similar to wildfire in kolmården in sweden
Looks identical to the cucolan in tato park here in Ireland
7:03 don't worry schlatt, they're pretty chill
ur my favorite person to watch bro keep up the good work
Oscar had strong moral values indeed
Oskar 2024
10:35 "safely surrender your baby"
9:06 that already happens in NYC
"This is very disrepectful to the people who died at the titanic"
-the man who laughs consistently at car crashes
No one:
13:05: *My cat looking at Casper in my room at 3 am in the morning.*
EDIT: HE CALLED THE WATERMELON BAJA BLAST
1:47 Gorilla popsicle (Orange flavor)
once used + 50 attack and 20 endurance for 5 minute and heal 30 HP
You used the Gorilla Popsicle!
12:01 That shit’s the start to a call of duty mission
Jshlarp your videos are awesome to help pass the time while passing the time to pass the time better
3:56 When I was in driver’s ed, our instructor would always play 3 hour long compilations of car crashes and just let them play as everyone was entering the class. 90% of them were very similar to this, but in real life.
thats. kinda fucked up
@@booyahboogie3350 All the same, I could see why it might be necessary. Everyone drives, but not everyone really understands how dangerous driving really is, and the amount of caution that really needs to go into it xD
4:28 schlatt killing queen Elizabeth ii and leaving the uk saying he had nothing to do with it
"That was 2 hours of your work to send that in" That made me laugh way more than it should have
0:22 wasps are like the Mafia, they never forget forget their friends but they also never forget their enemies
Thank you jshlatt for making me smile I just lost my best friend today and i still don't know why she hates me or what I did kinda but this made me feel better than I have been the whole day so tysm..!
8:24 the funny thing is I know that song, I listened to it and the artist's other music a lot when I was 13
Artist's name is TheFatRat
10:17 glad he used the right terminology
The fire alarm thing - they have 2 power sources, a 9v battery and mains power. The battery is there if the mains is disconnected or there's a blackout.
10:09 "is this class royal tactics" well to be precise its clash of clans i do suppose🤓
Schlatt will forever be remember as one of the best comedians ever RIP
@@ItzMalick did you just advertise yourself on a youtube comment
13:46 why did he have to think for third grade
“what’d i sound like in third grade i can’t remember”
Do some more ranking bedrooms and gaming setups
Dude I paused the video instantly when that guy got the wasp nest, I was shook and I felt like I would have nightmares for a whole month, never before have I seen such horrors.
And then he ate it.