What Flavor Works Best in Ice Cream?
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What Flavor Works Best in Ice Cream? That is the question that @jschlattLIVE and I try to solve today, perhaps to our detriment
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I love how quickly this devolved into them snorting Cheeto dust
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the zoom on schlatt when Ted said pistachio triggered something visceral inside me that wonders what "mustachio" ice cream would taste like
LOL
You'd get hair stuck in your teeth.
@Blank who
No one asked mcyt stan
I thought he banned u stans
“I’m glad you’re an alcoholic” is the worst thing to say without any context but because of that handshake and just the fact that it’s schlatt it makes it 1000x funnier than it should br
Than it should br
Than it should br
Does anybody have the fireball icecream recipe that sounded like a fun way to ruin a birthday party
Than it should br
than it should br
14:03
I love how you can see the instant regret on Teds face when they start to blend it
I like to imagine that every time the “one hour later” shows up Ted and Schlatt have just been staring at the ice cream maker silently for an hour
lol no we played mario party
@@TedNivison fair
@@TedNivison fair
@@TedNivison fair
@@TedNivison fair
I love how Ted is the only person who can keep Schlatt tamed
i love how you said "tamed" like schlatt was a wild animal
@@squidiinky I mean he practically is
@@ayolotl4830 true
Not at the start with the peanut butter
he killed a homeless man.
I feel like Schlatt wakes up every day, watches American Psycho, and just decides what crime he wants to commit today.
Lmao yes
He probably watches respawn inbox but other than that pretty accurate
You say what were all thinking man
Didn't you mean Ted? I mean, he kinda even looks like Christian Bale.
who is this Schlatt??? i only know "Schlatt"
I've never seen Schlatt happier than eating alcohol ice cream
Schlatt on the podcast: "Ted is the most vile person on the planet and he killed my grandma"
Schlatt on Ted's channel: "I killed a man with beans."
Not just any man
A homeless man
Ted: "And I learned that you can hire a pizza company to turn a dead body into a pizza, and then blend it into an ice cream and then gag :D"
*snorts cheeto dust*
*beans*
It is his favorite method after all
Fun fact: it’s no coincidence that the fireball ice cream was so smooth. Alcohol has antifreeze properties so the cream freezes into smaller crystals resulting in a smoother texture. Ted is right, alcohol belongs in ice cream.
and for kids
@@ItzNovayt hell yeah
@@ItzNovayt lmao
AAH ITS A PERSON WHO GIVES RANDOM ASS FUN FACTS IN THE COMMENTS OF OTHER PEOPLES VIDEOS IM SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@airplane_mod3 The weak should fear the strong.
Ted and Schlatt doing lines of Hot Cheeto dust is something I never knew I needed to see. Thank you Ted, you are a blessing
IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear gage
brings me back to the fun dip days
Bro on god
Them snorting the lines with a rolled $20 bill really adds to the glamour
No he's the milk man
1:47 me: *voice creaks*
"If only Nutter Butters were not named the way they were..."
OOH MY GOSH 😭😭😭 LOL THATS MESSED UP
.
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Thank god they at least don't have the best-tasting peanut butter cookie anymore thanks to Oreo's new Peanut butter flavor.
I like how them snorting cheeto dust made everyone forget about the peanut butter
Ur correct
Yes
It did tho-
Just like how he made almost everyone forgot 'bout the events of the '99
I swear if cheeto dust becomes a snort item
Ted and Schlatt are much like a PB & J with just a little bit too much peanut butter. Gives a classic taste but is just slightly overwhelming and leaves your mouth feeling sticky.
Ted and Schlatt make your mouth sticky
Oh no don't word it like that
just a little bit hard to swallow, a nice cold glass of milk right from the teet should do the trick.
the wording... no...
My pants are sticky after this one
The sheer terror in Ted's eyes while blending the pizza is absolutely incredible. I don't think I have ever seen such genuine emotion out of him.
it's because he knows where it came from
You should've seen his face when he broke my knees
How you seen him with Schlatt in 1999?
First thing I thought of is when that happened is
ThIs is My kiNgDoM Cu-
He gets better and better at pretending to have emotions
7:22 It's a simple trick
Ted Nivison walks off screen
Ned Televison comes back
Fun fact: the reason the pizza icecream was so gloopy, is because churning liquid starch (from the crust) will turn it into quite a potent glue. Potato flour glue is used by artists worldwide for paper maché sculptures!
Eh, it’s fine. Nothing ever went wrong eating glue.
So they ate glue?
@@stretchsword9811 More or less, yeah
@@stretchsword9811 Yes they did. Would you expect anything less from these fine gentlemen?
@@thaliacrafts407 you make a fair point. After all these are the same men who ate cheerios with dish soap and other fun things
this is some of the most sibling energy between non-siblings I’ve ever seen
This is how I imagine Stan and Ford were when they were young
@@TheRatKing647 probably
Its like my sister and me, my sister jschlatt I'm Ted XD.
@@TheRatKing647 Stan would definitely be Schlatt
@@K1ttyGam3r it's weird how much schlatt fits stan though
As someone who makes ice cream as a hobby I have never been more enraged by a video about ice cream. 10/10
Dude wtf is that playlist you made?
@@medlyman6513 Which one dude?
@@cho-ws4bf the one with like 1000 memes. I would like to know the lore
@@medlyman6513 It's an albatross round my neck of oddities I collect and keep close and cannot let go of. I've carried it for years and make it everyone else's problem whenever possible by dumping its contents into Discord DMs unsolicited
@@cho-ws4bf do you mind if I use it for that exact same purpose?
funniest schlatt lines:
13:41
"big pizza"
14:38
"your awesome spud"
"I killed a man today. I lulled him too death with beans"
I have a feeling that a small scoop of the fireball ice cream dropped into a glass of normal fireball whiskey would do pretty well.
fireball float shots yessir
Alcohol float
The Coca-cola ice cream would also work great as a float in Coca-cola, but it makes me wonder if RC Cola would be better in a Sodacream float
Add a shot of the coke into it as well and it'd be perfect for me
That sounds good as hell
This is the first video that you've done where it just feels like two friends hanging. The bits aren't overdone and there's basically no skits, besides what you guys do on the spot, and it makes the video feel really genuine. Well done.
you should check out my earlier videos that are taste test videos like the Cursed Food From Childhood I did with my good friend Ava, that one I think will have a similar vibe like that for ya!
@@TedNivison Thanks Ted. Will do.
Yeah, this style of video is my favorite, I hope he does more stuff like it
@@TedNivison your vids are oozing with the style of a seasoned comic
Ted I did what you asked please let my family go please I beg you.
well the skits are just more natural, i wouldn't say there's no skits
honestly, Ted and Schlatt separating from their more tame collaborators and slowly devolving into cold ones makes for really good content
We need a Cold Ones/Chuckle Sandwich crossover.
@@cathat9622 that energy would be workd shattering
@@takeshiscrb3116 not as much as cheeto dust and a straw
@@thedevourerofglue9162 not even a straw, it was a twenty dollar note which makes it even better
4:56 "that 911 sh doesnt work on me" SCHLATT
I love how ted just goes for it and puts the ice cream in his mouth but Shlatt sits there waits for teds reaction then he sniffs the ice cream and he finally eats it.
Like a cat suspicious of a new food that needs to see someone eat it before them
@@crimjim2912 I.... catboy schlagg
????????????????????????????
@@AnEldritchBeing he did meow when he licked the cream off his hand
dog vs cat energy
@@AnEldritchBeing Schattboy
the fact that Schlatt looked genuinely proud of himself for using the peanut butter like that
"You want a bite?"
@CrackedStranger watch the video, bruh
@CrackedStranger look again. think something schlatt would do.
@CrackedStranger he fucked the peanut butter
@CrackedStranger poor soul
I feel like Ted has been the only person to get schlat to submit to things against his will and it's hilarious
hes a business man
he's a man of business
He's a business man
guy with job
job dude
cement mix works like really well in ice cream, it adds that nice crunch.
very awesome that Mario was willing to join you for this one, Ted
Hi zach, doin well?
Yooo big man Zach
8:35 Deadass Mario sound
jschlatt is like chris pratt if the mario movie is a live action movie
Shame he violated the peanut butter. That's a spicy mamma Mia.
Ted is the only being to bring raw fear into the heart of Jschlatt, an emotion not felt since 1999.
Get baited nerds, I now have a popular comment
@@afancylegoskeleton9625 you dont want to know
@@throw_away I demand to know
U don't wanna know..
@@afancylegoskeleton9625you simply dont want to
I can picture ted and schlatt 60 years from now in a nursing home together
That nursing home wouldn't last a week... I give it four days tops
eating spinach icecream
@@PancakeBaconz “this is what we have to look forward to Ted”
I really love these two’s dynamic. Especially the fact that Ted is less chaotic, yet the only person Schlatt fears
Also, I’ve seen this video over ten times, and this is the first I noticed Schlatt switching the spoons
you were the kid to finish their fint it in 5 minutes.
@@yayay983 You spent so little time writing this insult you didn't even write it properly. What about this comment was worthy of being insulted?
@@yayay983 before insulting someone, learn how to write lil bro
@@yayay983bro what is a fint it
Man, these two are gonna go nuts when they find out that Häagen-Dazs has an entire line of alcohol ice cream
Wait what
@@zachwatson2824 my reaction exactly, my friend
Ive had them, theyre good.
I imagine what they made was stronger
it does you say?
I work at a place that makes 28” pizzas and most of the people who order it don’t realize how massive they actually are. People’s reactions to seeing it for the first time makes me laugh every time
Honestly, I was kinda shocked it wasn't even bigger. I mean, I know a 14" pizza is pretty damn big. So double that is insane...
Assuming that the 28” is in diameter that is a circumference of 88”
It’s also an area of about 615.75 sq. inches
@@toaster1443 smart person
Geometry classes in high school do turn out to have real world applications despite what teenage you may have thought.
11:50 i think he added a lot more into his system while waiting that hour 😭😂
ted, schlatt and charlie should all try to make their own sandwiches next time their all together and then have a podcast guest judge who’s sandwich is best
edit: well i guess this is definitely not happening
And then comically laugh at said sandwich, making the title of the podcast relevant
but first, they should make a podcast
@@squarebreads uh
@@squarebreads they do have a podcast
@@squarebreads nah I don't think they really should tbh
This was actually one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while.
Jschlatt and Ted are just so funny together
Are they brothers?
@@c.olesattel6154 no schlatt is from new York and Ted is up north past New York, I think Massachusetts but I may be wrong
y’know what was funny?
schlatt
until he killed that homeless man
lured ‘em with beans
@@c.olesattel6154 They might as well be
@@therarestwormhole3090 yeah
"Schlatt"
Until 1999
Ok but genuinely, about the Established Titles sponsor at the end, it's really damn cool. My father got this for my mom on her last birthday, and it included literal documents saying it's actually a thing for her to put "Lady" in front of her legal name, on LEGAL documents like birth certificate, driver license, credit card etc. It's really damn cool, I definitely recommend it especially if someone in your family is totally obsessed with medieval times or history based around Scottish culture!
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Shill
@@TheGardiner LORD shill
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11:20 The "two cups of milk" made me think of that one vine "just two shots of vodka" *but proceeds to pour more than two shots of vodka*
The look of absolute terror in their eyes when they were blending the pizza cream really gets me lmao
Came for the peanut butter joke, stayed for the lines of cheetos dust
You too?
Came just like schlatt into that peanut butter
@Ralsei :)
Just came here after I saw the peanut butter part on discord
Saaaaame!!
All I have to say is thick water ice cream sounds miserable and I hope it’s here
Edit: the lack of thick water was sufficiency replaced by pizza and spinach
They should make a sequel where it’s just thick water
Thick water ice cream with thick water soda to wash it down
i like how the warning only pops up when ted does it @ 3:11
Let's appreciate that JSchlatt took the time to empty a circle in the jar of peanut butter for one joke in the video
"joke"
let's hope that's what he did
i’m sure it was a real fun job there.
I'll bet he actually did it
uhhhhh are you sure about that
schlatt is the type of person to look at a jar of peanut butter and ask "is anybody gonna use that?" and not wait for an answer
Schlatt has some words for this man.
He used it in the only way he knew how…
My man, this video came out two years ago
schlatt: *is very happy about how good the coke ice cream was*
ted: *grins widely* "remember how we got spinach?"
And then Schlatt is depressed
And then Schlatt is depressed
*loll*
What
There was a true American momment in this video.
"Schlatt I'm glad your an alcoholic"
You guys should try to make cakes but with random ingredients in the cakes, you could add bread, ice cream, chips, wine or other things for next time Schlatt is in LA :)
In my country we have this book about cat and dog. In one of the chapters, they were making cake, beacuse the cat has birthday. They gave into it alot of stuff. Aside from the basic stuff that belongs into the cake, they also added, bread, dog biscuits, some mouses, Sausages and i think there was some lard too. It was vile. Really vile. But its funny, so yea
(tryed to explain it as best as i could. Sorry for my grammar in advance)
One might say they should make a human cake...
@@Stickiest_Man hair cake?
@@GuapoSam Oh no
@@bryantf2509 oh yess
Maybe I shouldn't have watched this while eating..
Rip
Heewo mysty
I was eating pickles when i clicked on the video. There are now out away
yes
i watched this while eating too
Podcast makers, love ya to death, I know y'all settled on "just liquids" but I think it's time for Schlatt to try some beef bulgogi ice cream
charred to ash
like it
excuse me, some WHAT ice cream??
did you just forget about the Cheetos and spinach
I want this because it sounds awful, but I don't because bulgogi is fucking amazing and doesn't deserve this
These guys are strangely wholesome. Like, the kind of friends who will actively try to tuin each other's day and laugh about it
16:05 is such a genuine laugh from a tipsy Schlatt and I love it
Yea its not a maniacal laugh that he does in his videos, it's kinda wholesome?
The milk man has become the ice cream man. Makes sense, considering Ted keeps his victims in his freezer
1:20 turned into an animation made by avocado animations
Literally came here from that to find this clip XD
It was recommended for me after the clip
15:15 true friendship right there
10:44 if any sort of mythical creature which feeds off blood were to drink schlatts blood, it would immediately keel over and die because of how much alcohol is always in schlatts blood
The fact that Ted pronounces the green leaf as "Spinnage" had me laughing more than any bit in this video
people do pronounce it like that
wait... is that NOT how you're supposed to say it??
@@smudgeistired418 im confused like you
It's spinach CH
i’m not gonna lie i don’t think i’ve ever heard it pronounced how it’s spelled
Now do marijuana ice cream
I imagine that as having the texture of wet sawdust
We need one of these with the whole chuckle trio. It’s already this great with just a psychopath and a drunk, imagine what it would be like if the slimy slimmer himself was thrown into the mix
Hell yeah
This idea has my vote
14:44 youre awesome spud
I love the types of comedy that schlatt and tedd have… schlatt is so vague but tedd follows up with that whenever he can, and that’s the kind of chaos I love
ted: you’re my special boy!
schlatt: *seizes*
13:45 Schlatt saying big pizza just made me lose it. 😂
He has “good soup” vibes in this moment
i feel like you guys could try making cotton candy out of random ingredients, that would be fun
THIS WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA
YES
but you can only make cotton candy out of sugar
sadly cotton candy only works with sugar, i think the backyard scientist tried something similar but it just didnt work cause of how the machines work, but they were trying to make lava with it so it might work if you just add sugar and do bonus stuff, maybe they could make their own sugar flavours
wouldnt really work it has to be mostly sugar
As a colorblind man when he said "it's very green" I genuinely sat there in confusion for 3 minutes, I feel stupid af
not to be rude but i found this so funny
:>
To be extremely rude I found this very hilarious }:)
To be rather neutral I found this funny
To be precisely fearful, I found this funny
to be specfically amused, i found this funny.
It baffles me how much of an awesome duo these two are
Remember
13:06 This is just a sitcom
schlatt is the definition of if I let my intrusive thoughts win every time
ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!
Especially when he saw that homeless man
@@betagear7549*especially* the homeless man
especially back in 1999
The Schlatt and Ted Combo is something that always ends in chaos.
the whimpering "big pizza" from schlatt kills me even a year later
13:54 the way he smiles and says yes makes me think that he's a serial killer
He is
He is
He is
He is
He is
For the Coca-Cola ice cream, I would totally add black food coloring in it to make it kinda look like soda. Maybe it’s weird, but I find the concept of black ice cream to be an interesting idea.
Licorice ice cream and charcoal ice cream
@@SuperCosmicMutantSquid oppressed ice cream
white ice cream is superior
@@tjwhisenhunt1089racist about ice cream
Places like Japan have Sesame Seed ice cream which is dyed black. It also stains.
I love how drunk Schlatt is when making the pizza ice cream... It's almost as if he ate too much fireball ice cream
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Ted: *Spinadge*
Somewhere in this world, this planet, this continent, this state, some kid looks up to Shlatt. God bless him
You mean Tommy?
DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER
City Boys Ambassador
Jslut "inspires" me to keep doing what needs to be done, just like "he" did back in '99
him? excuse me there are many kids (including me) of many genders that look up to him. and we will rise to take over! also almost all of us are shorter than him, so i would literally have to look UP.
big up ted and schlatt!! also big up to archie, perfectly captured ted’s style. excited for more in the future ladies and germs.
I thought the editing was a little different, still loved it though, excited to see more
This was a different editor?
@@seamoose9039 yep! ted hired some editors and he hired well :p
I like that Schlatt tried to just snort the Cheeto dust by putting his nose to the table, while Ted busted out the bill and put it down with impeccable form. Rather telling, isn't it Mr. Nivison?
I mean it's not like he would accidentally ingest a 500mg edible
who do you think was schlatt's accomplice in 1999?
It's Lord Nivison to you
And how would you know impeccable form 😧
@@shaqtinoah I've done cocaine
13:44 the way Jschlatt just said "BiG PiZzA" killed me 💀💀😭😭
I have a feeling that a lot of fireball was consumed between the hour wait, as Schlatt's energy changed almost instantly
I can't explain it, but the sound effect that was added at 4:40 when they ate the Cheeto ice cream just made perfect sense, it perfectly captured what eating spicy Cheeto ice cream would be like.
It made me physically curl, as it mimics exactly what my deep bowel gurgles sound like 😂 I heard it and I FELT it lmao
4:53 "that 9/11 shit doesn't work on me" 🤣
This is ironic coming from a New Yorker
I like how you guys spend several hours making weird food when you hang out now. I think naturally the next step is to get one of those Soda Stream things and make awful soda.
what have you done, saying something like that? The world will have to pay for YOUR sins.
OH GOD
Thick water soda
Pee soda
someone stole your comment
ANOTHER FUCKING WIN TED 12:22
THAT'S ANOTHER WIN
I love Ted’s and “Schlatt’s” dynamic. Their duo is always so enjoyable.
true
"I" love Ted's "and" Schlatt's dynamic. "Their" duo "is" always "so" enjoyable.
I love how the moment at 1:32 was put together.
clips of that moment just pop up everywhere and they decided my recommended section is the best place to hide from the world
@@ironbunky lol
1. Same
2. Ayyy another Cookie Run fan
@@ExoticPotato1172 Ohhhhh alrighty
I love how Schlatts personality is like he's a toddler, and Ted is just there. He's passerby who finds the lost child, and illegaly adopts him
"Illegal adoption", also colloquially known as "kidnapping".
yes.
@@kidskids1214 yes, a toddler who kills a homeless butcher man. Are u sure he’s a toddler? 🤨
@@doggoadexx2680 Just a normal day in a toddler’s life
"You know who invented fireball? Mario."
ted being so confused because he is happy is the funniest thing ever
(during the coca cola one)
I love how at 10:38 he makes Ted laugh by NOT swearing 🤣
Please continue making and trying food that shouldn't exist. This is amazing.
If I had a nickle for every time Ted gave Schlatt 2 20 dollar bills to do something and then said "I'm a business man!", I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
if I had a nickel for every time I've seen or heard this saying, I'd probably have about 2 20 dollar bills worth of nickels. Which is a lot.
@@tf_d Right? Such an overused meme at this point. I don't even think it's weird it happened twice, it's a recurring joke, not a coincidence.
@@DrPantsMD it doesn't help that I never found it funny
@@tf_d if I had a nickel every time, I'd probably have like 2 crisp 20's worth of nickels. Which isn't that much, but it's weird that I've heard it that much.
@@Scar-Predator You can do a lot with $40
Schlatt's the type of guy who watches horror movies like they're tutorials
That coca-cola ice cream sounds so good, and probably could go well with that fireball ice cream.
Root beer too
Fireball Cola Ice Cream
@@PrincessDeSynkexactly
I walked away from this video with some many questions regarding the timing of events in this video. Did they start at 9:31 a.m. or p.m.? how did it only take them 6 minutes to go the grocery store? Or, alternatively, why did it take them 12 hours and 6 minutes to go to the grocery store? If they started at 9:31 p.m., why did they wait until almost ten at night to start a video that requires hours of time between scenes?
These questions arose in my thinking area as well, and I have no clue as to what the true answer is. Nobody will ever know.
They started at 9:31 pm. Ted says towards the end be of the vid that it’s 2 in the morning at that point, and they got the groceries beforehand
I have something to tell you. They in fact came back from what I assume was the Gas Station/Convenience store at 9:31 as it would have taken them a few minutes to get what they needed at a small convenience store/gas station, then, they had to set it up. If you look at the Microwave in the background, it says 9:33 when they show us all their stuff. Therefore, they went to a small store around 9:20 and got back at 9:30. So it took them 3-4 minutes to set everything up and then press start on the camera at, you guessed it, 9:33.
Dude your analyzing a Ted nivison vid
Hiding the body of that homeless man took a while I guess.
12:52 Ted doesn't realize it but Schlatt has just entered delirium tremens because there wasn't enough fireball
I don't think that I could last a minute in a room with Schlatt. This is the funniest man alive.
10:06 the head turn, the eyebrows, the light in the eyes. Beautiful.
The five stages of grief
simp
8:35 ted hit schlatts back so hard his cries went up an octave
if you kick a man in the balls they go up one octave too
Captions: [Applause]
Schlatt: *eats basically raw egg yolks that were just frozen*
Also Schlatt: "Youre not going to keel over and die an hour after eating it"
what
its the whites and the shells that are dangerous, yolks are in cocktails too... um
@@lychenthrope
the whites aren't even an issue. If they were, yolks would be too, because they're in there together. It's *just* the outside that is bad
Yeah you don't really have to worry about getting salmonella from raw eggs, especially if they're pasteurized
@@lychenthrope the whites are actually in cocktails, as a thickener. they’re in meringues, too. only the shell is dangerous.
I have a strong feeling Schlatt would be good D&D (at least the roleplaying and sheer anger), and he would definitely play a chaotic evil barbarian
he was on Just Roll With It! Riptide episode 41 I think
11:01 Yes, yes I DO remember that episode! I used to watch old Tom and Jerry all the time as a kid, ah the memories that are coming back.
The fact I actually remember that episode is odd as I cannot remember many others (at least off of the top of my head at least) the only other is the ice skating one in which the tap is left on and is then frozen into ice which they ice skate on.
I found the episode online. It's called snowbody loves me I think. If it is this episode, does it have a part with cheese in it. Like A LOT of cheese and jerry is fantasing about cheese?
@@COYI_WHU I love that you replied 2 years later to drop this piece of lore
@@dannygolds5630 I just saw the comment and remembered that tom and jerry carried my childhood. I remember the episode as my second favourite so I felt the need to reply
I love how they act with each other in these videos, especially compared to the carnal hatred they have for each other on Chuckle Sandwich.
It’s like every scenario is a different universe