What Flavor Works Best in Ice Cream?

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    What Flavor Works Best in Ice Cream? That is the question that ‪@jschlattLIVE‬ and I try to solve today, perhaps to our detriment
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 11 тис.

  • @AvocadoAnimations
    @AvocadoAnimations 2 роки тому +63539

    I love how quickly this devolved into them snorting Cheeto dust

  • @Ani
    @Ani 2 роки тому +6072

    the zoom on schlatt when Ted said pistachio triggered something visceral inside me that wonders what "mustachio" ice cream would taste like

  • @CACTINER
    @CACTINER 2 роки тому +7180

    “I’m glad you’re an alcoholic” is the worst thing to say without any context but because of that handshake and just the fact that it’s schlatt it makes it 1000x funnier than it should br

  • @L19htsXAction71
    @L19htsXAction71 Рік тому +334

    14:03
    I love how you can see the instant regret on Teds face when they start to blend it

  • @addiepladdie7093
    @addiepladdie7093 2 роки тому +32668

    I like to imagine that every time the “one hour later” shows up Ted and Schlatt have just been staring at the ice cream maker silently for an hour

  • @SenorMokuba
    @SenorMokuba 2 роки тому +7655

    I love how Ted is the only person who can keep Schlatt tamed

    • @squidiinky
      @squidiinky 2 роки тому +518

      i love how you said "tamed" like schlatt was a wild animal

    • @ayolotl4830
      @ayolotl4830 2 роки тому +426

      @@squidiinky I mean he practically is

    • @MINION33333
      @MINION33333 2 роки тому +74

      @@ayolotl4830 true

    • @voidgalaxyEldritch
      @voidgalaxyEldritch 2 роки тому +79

      Not at the start with the peanut butter

    • @BTCH-mb2xd
      @BTCH-mb2xd 2 роки тому +101

      he killed a homeless man.

  • @crustycroissant3452
    @crustycroissant3452 2 роки тому +26004

    I feel like Schlatt wakes up every day, watches American Psycho, and just decides what crime he wants to commit today.

    • @Fxeye-ir9ck
      @Fxeye-ir9ck 2 роки тому +109

      Lmao yes

    • @koenmemelink570
      @koenmemelink570 2 роки тому +228

      He probably watches respawn inbox but other than that pretty accurate

    • @mariusman3671
      @mariusman3671 2 роки тому +55

      You say what were all thinking man

    • @JJ_436
      @JJ_436 2 роки тому +40

      Didn't you mean Ted? I mean, he kinda even looks like Christian Bale.

    • @Nemo-nu9lo
      @Nemo-nu9lo 2 роки тому +37

      who is this Schlatt??? i only know "Schlatt"

  • @pirumlol
    @pirumlol Рік тому +1712

    I've never seen Schlatt happier than eating alcohol ice cream

  • @solofdragons6446
    @solofdragons6446 2 роки тому +6647

    Schlatt on the podcast: "Ted is the most vile person on the planet and he killed my grandma"
    Schlatt on Ted's channel: "I killed a man with beans."

    • @Super-wx6br
      @Super-wx6br 2 роки тому +186

      Not just any man
      A homeless man

    • @dylandotwhat524
      @dylandotwhat524 2 роки тому +129

      Ted: "And I learned that you can hire a pizza company to turn a dead body into a pizza, and then blend it into an ice cream and then gag :D"

    • @itscinfull240
      @itscinfull240 2 роки тому +36

      *snorts cheeto dust*

    • @junoshithead
      @junoshithead 2 роки тому +7

      *beans*

    • @dylanchurch63
      @dylanchurch63 2 роки тому +8

      It is his favorite method after all

  • @noonedream9333
    @noonedream9333 2 роки тому +17423

    Fun fact: it’s no coincidence that the fireball ice cream was so smooth. Alcohol has antifreeze properties so the cream freezes into smaller crystals resulting in a smoother texture. Ted is right, alcohol belongs in ice cream.

    • @ItzNovayt
      @ItzNovayt 2 роки тому +910

      and for kids

    • @skinny_penis5682
      @skinny_penis5682 2 роки тому +360

      @@ItzNovayt hell yeah

    • @Nonessentialsquid
      @Nonessentialsquid 2 роки тому +63

      @@ItzNovayt lmao

    • @airplane_mod3
      @airplane_mod3 2 роки тому +151

      AAH ITS A PERSON WHO GIVES RANDOM ASS FUN FACTS IN THE COMMENTS OF OTHER PEOPLES VIDEOS IM SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Goated876
      @Goated876 2 роки тому +512

      @@airplane_mod3 The weak should fear the strong.

  • @viperhypnotic
    @viperhypnotic 2 роки тому +7084

    Ted and Schlatt doing lines of Hot Cheeto dust is something I never knew I needed to see. Thank you Ted, you are a blessing

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +6

      IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear gage

    • @BirdWithDiabetes
      @BirdWithDiabetes 2 роки тому +20

      brings me back to the fun dip days

    • @mikeymontuy4520
      @mikeymontuy4520 2 роки тому +1

      Bro on god

    • @tillythekid
      @tillythekid 2 роки тому +22

      Them snorting the lines with a rolled $20 bill really adds to the glamour

    • @porkchopexpressj
      @porkchopexpressj 2 роки тому

      No he's the milk man

  • @ElectricoGamez
    @ElectricoGamez Рік тому +481

    1:47 me: *voice creaks*
    "If only Nutter Butters were not named the way they were..."

    • @LunaMoon8216yt
      @LunaMoon8216yt 4 місяці тому +6

      OOH MY GOSH 😭😭😭 LOL THATS MESSED UP

    • @roxei3
      @roxei3 3 місяці тому +1

      .
      .

    • @ElectricoGamez
      @ElectricoGamez 3 місяці тому +1

      Thank god they at least don't have the best-tasting peanut butter cookie anymore thanks to Oreo's new Peanut butter flavor.

  • @raf3195
    @raf3195 2 роки тому +11395

    I like how them snorting cheeto dust made everyone forget about the peanut butter

    • @JohnWayneGuan
      @JohnWayneGuan 2 роки тому +110

      Ur correct

    • @Strawberryz231
      @Strawberryz231 2 роки тому +12

      Yes

    • @Gloomy_Vieve
      @Gloomy_Vieve 2 роки тому +19

      It did tho-

    • @icery59
      @icery59 2 роки тому +113

      Just like how he made almost everyone forgot 'bout the events of the '99

    • @choccymilk9048
      @choccymilk9048 2 роки тому +28

      I swear if cheeto dust becomes a snort item

  • @deegrawnz
    @deegrawnz 2 роки тому +3890

    Ted and Schlatt are much like a PB & J with just a little bit too much peanut butter. Gives a classic taste but is just slightly overwhelming and leaves your mouth feeling sticky.

    • @guycalledcookie
      @guycalledcookie 2 роки тому +313

      Ted and Schlatt make your mouth sticky

    • @L4xu0rii_PNG
      @L4xu0rii_PNG 2 роки тому +261

      Oh no don't word it like that

    • @HundWasser
      @HundWasser 2 роки тому +236

      just a little bit hard to swallow, a nice cold glass of milk right from the teet should do the trick.

    • @ExDee419
      @ExDee419 2 роки тому +42

      the wording... no...

    • @BigSpaghetti6
      @BigSpaghetti6 2 роки тому +91

      My pants are sticky after this one

  • @emmsklooz
    @emmsklooz 2 роки тому +7059

    The sheer terror in Ted's eyes while blending the pizza is absolutely incredible. I don't think I have ever seen such genuine emotion out of him.

    • @turbosnail413
      @turbosnail413 2 роки тому +57

      it's because he knows where it came from

    • @Endermanguy-wj3fn
      @Endermanguy-wj3fn 2 роки тому +53

      You should've seen his face when he broke my knees

    • @obiwancannoli1920
      @obiwancannoli1920 2 роки тому +20

      How you seen him with Schlatt in 1999?

    • @kiangivename
      @kiangivename 2 роки тому +7

      First thing I thought of is when that happened is
      ThIs is My kiNgDoM Cu-

    • @androgenius_alisa
      @androgenius_alisa 2 роки тому +5

      He gets better and better at pretending to have emotions

  • @zypireal
    @zypireal Рік тому +120

    7:22 It's a simple trick
    Ted Nivison walks off screen
    Ned Televison comes back

  • @thaliacrafts407
    @thaliacrafts407 2 роки тому +6221

    Fun fact: the reason the pizza icecream was so gloopy, is because churning liquid starch (from the crust) will turn it into quite a potent glue. Potato flour glue is used by artists worldwide for paper maché sculptures!

    • @oscartrevino461
      @oscartrevino461 2 роки тому +293

      Eh, it’s fine. Nothing ever went wrong eating glue.

    • @stretchsword9811
      @stretchsword9811 2 роки тому +156

      So they ate glue?

    • @oscartrevino461
      @oscartrevino461 2 роки тому +177

      @@stretchsword9811 More or less, yeah

    • @thaliacrafts407
      @thaliacrafts407 2 роки тому +150

      @@stretchsword9811 Yes they did. Would you expect anything less from these fine gentlemen?

    • @stretchsword9811
      @stretchsword9811 2 роки тому +74

      @@thaliacrafts407 you make a fair point. After all these are the same men who ate cheerios with dish soap and other fun things

  • @theKungFuFerret
    @theKungFuFerret 2 роки тому +6455

    this is some of the most sibling energy between non-siblings I’ve ever seen

    • @TheRatKing647
      @TheRatKing647 2 роки тому +189

      This is how I imagine Stan and Ford were when they were young

    • @suckmybussy1737
      @suckmybussy1737 2 роки тому +14

      @@TheRatKing647 probably

    • @Taffy699
      @Taffy699 2 роки тому +11

      Its like my sister and me, my sister jschlatt I'm Ted XD.

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 2 роки тому +58

      @@TheRatKing647 Stan would definitely be Schlatt

    • @kaziikame
      @kaziikame 2 роки тому +37

      @@K1ttyGam3r it's weird how much schlatt fits stan though

  • @cho-ws4bf
    @cho-ws4bf 2 роки тому +7993

    As someone who makes ice cream as a hobby I have never been more enraged by a video about ice cream. 10/10

    • @medlyman6513
      @medlyman6513 2 роки тому +65

      Dude wtf is that playlist you made?

    • @cho-ws4bf
      @cho-ws4bf 2 роки тому +54

      @@medlyman6513 Which one dude?

    • @medlyman6513
      @medlyman6513 2 роки тому +104

      @@cho-ws4bf the one with like 1000 memes. I would like to know the lore

    • @cho-ws4bf
      @cho-ws4bf 2 роки тому +335

      @@medlyman6513 It's an albatross round my neck of oddities I collect and keep close and cannot let go of. I've carried it for years and make it everyone else's problem whenever possible by dumping its contents into Discord DMs unsolicited

    • @medlyman6513
      @medlyman6513 2 роки тому +130

      @@cho-ws4bf do you mind if I use it for that exact same purpose?

  • @TheManTheMythTheLegendConker
    @TheManTheMythTheLegendConker Рік тому +437

    funniest schlatt lines:
    13:41
    "big pizza"
    14:38
    "your awesome spud"

    • @Jackalboi96
      @Jackalboi96 5 місяців тому

      "I killed a man today. I lulled him too death with beans"

  • @ungluedlion6752
    @ungluedlion6752 2 роки тому +5359

    I have a feeling that a small scoop of the fireball ice cream dropped into a glass of normal fireball whiskey would do pretty well.

    • @sn1p3s29
      @sn1p3s29 2 роки тому +305

      fireball float shots yessir

    • @bubbles1019
      @bubbles1019 2 роки тому +93

      Alcohol float

    • @Seethenhagen
      @Seethenhagen 2 роки тому +135

      The Coca-cola ice cream would also work great as a float in Coca-cola, but it makes me wonder if RC Cola would be better in a Sodacream float

    • @SAMPLETEXT285
      @SAMPLETEXT285 2 роки тому +10

      Add a shot of the coke into it as well and it'd be perfect for me

    • @shadyfandoms6216
      @shadyfandoms6216 2 роки тому +4

      That sounds good as hell

  • @luxither7354
    @luxither7354 2 роки тому +4524

    This is the first video that you've done where it just feels like two friends hanging. The bits aren't overdone and there's basically no skits, besides what you guys do on the spot, and it makes the video feel really genuine. Well done.

    • @TedNivison
      @TedNivison  2 роки тому +1488

      you should check out my earlier videos that are taste test videos like the Cursed Food From Childhood I did with my good friend Ava, that one I think will have a similar vibe like that for ya!

    • @luxither7354
      @luxither7354 2 роки тому +201

      @@TedNivison Thanks Ted. Will do.

    • @treeephrog
      @treeephrog 2 роки тому +59

      Yeah, this style of video is my favorite, I hope he does more stuff like it

    • @Racso-oscaR
      @Racso-oscaR 2 роки тому +51

      @@TedNivison your vids are oozing with the style of a seasoned comic
      Ted I did what you asked please let my family go please I beg you.

    • @garorade
      @garorade 2 роки тому +7

      well the skits are just more natural, i wouldn't say there's no skits

  • @ZoraFireStorm
    @ZoraFireStorm 2 роки тому +3808

    honestly, Ted and Schlatt separating from their more tame collaborators and slowly devolving into cold ones makes for really good content

    • @cathat9622
      @cathat9622 2 роки тому +99

      We need a Cold Ones/Chuckle Sandwich crossover.

    • @takeshiscrb3116
      @takeshiscrb3116 2 роки тому +39

      @@cathat9622 that energy would be workd shattering

    • @thedevourerofglue9162
      @thedevourerofglue9162 2 роки тому +15

      @@takeshiscrb3116 not as much as cheeto dust and a straw

    • @steddie
      @steddie 2 роки тому +2

      @@thedevourerofglue9162 not even a straw, it was a twenty dollar note which makes it even better

  • @sylweknowakowski5613
    @sylweknowakowski5613 Місяць тому +15

    4:56 "that 911 sh doesnt work on me" SCHLATT

  • @Meme-uv9ch
    @Meme-uv9ch 2 роки тому +3518

    I love how ted just goes for it and puts the ice cream in his mouth but Shlatt sits there waits for teds reaction then he sniffs the ice cream and he finally eats it.

    • @crimjim2912
      @crimjim2912 2 роки тому +151

      Like a cat suspicious of a new food that needs to see someone eat it before them

    • @AnEldritchBeing
      @AnEldritchBeing 2 роки тому +64

      @@crimjim2912 I.... catboy schlagg
      ????????????????????????????

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 2 роки тому +52

      @@AnEldritchBeing he did meow when he licked the cream off his hand

    • @mementomori4817
      @mementomori4817 Рік тому +34

      dog vs cat energy

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf Рік тому +6

      ​@@AnEldritchBeing Schattboy

  • @DinoLoverGaming
    @DinoLoverGaming 2 роки тому +12093

    the fact that Schlatt looked genuinely proud of himself for using the peanut butter like that

    • @kaziikame
      @kaziikame 2 роки тому +257

      "You want a bite?"

    • @DinoLoverGaming
      @DinoLoverGaming 2 роки тому +22

      @CrackedStranger watch the video, bruh

    • @thevast9031
      @thevast9031 2 роки тому +44

      @CrackedStranger look again. think something schlatt would do.

    • @partysnaxx
      @partysnaxx 2 роки тому

      @CrackedStranger he fucked the peanut butter

    • @itslexi_
      @itslexi_ 2 роки тому +18

      @CrackedStranger poor soul

  • @undeterminedmushroom752
    @undeterminedmushroom752 2 роки тому +4312

    I feel like Ted has been the only person to get schlat to submit to things against his will and it's hilarious

  • @SirPankake
    @SirPankake Рік тому +86

    cement mix works like really well in ice cream, it adds that nice crunch.

  • @ZachFuller
    @ZachFuller 2 роки тому +1903

    very awesome that Mario was willing to join you for this one, Ted

    • @malcolmj5151
      @malcolmj5151 2 роки тому +3

      Hi zach, doin well?

    • @anoon-
      @anoon- 2 роки тому +3

      Yooo big man Zach

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 роки тому +5

      8:35 Deadass Mario sound

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 2 роки тому

      jschlatt is like chris pratt if the mario movie is a live action movie

    • @msthecommentator2863
      @msthecommentator2863 2 роки тому

      Shame he violated the peanut butter. That's a spicy mamma Mia.

  • @Oodoos
    @Oodoos Рік тому +6496

    Ted is the only being to bring raw fear into the heart of Jschlatt, an emotion not felt since 1999.

  • @hyyde2161
    @hyyde2161 2 роки тому +412

    I can picture ted and schlatt 60 years from now in a nursing home together

    • @castiel8239
      @castiel8239 2 роки тому +40

      That nursing home wouldn't last a week... I give it four days tops

    • @PancakeBaconz
      @PancakeBaconz 2 роки тому +9

      eating spinach icecream

    • @hyyde2161
      @hyyde2161 2 роки тому +12

      @@PancakeBaconz “this is what we have to look forward to Ted”

  • @likeapro4242
    @likeapro4242 Рік тому +678

    I really love these two’s dynamic. Especially the fact that Ted is less chaotic, yet the only person Schlatt fears
    Also, I’ve seen this video over ten times, and this is the first I noticed Schlatt switching the spoons

    • @yayay983
      @yayay983 Рік тому +1

      you were the kid to finish their fint it in 5 minutes.

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 5 місяців тому +6

      @@yayay983 You spent so little time writing this insult you didn't even write it properly. What about this comment was worthy of being insulted?

    • @Lezm
      @Lezm 4 місяці тому +5

      @@yayay983 before insulting someone, learn how to write lil bro

    • @wetslop
      @wetslop 4 місяці тому +3

      @@yayay983bro what is a fint it

  • @jack-a-boy4807
    @jack-a-boy4807 2 роки тому +3134

    Man, these two are gonna go nuts when they find out that Häagen-Dazs has an entire line of alcohol ice cream

  • @graciewomack485
    @graciewomack485 2 роки тому +2110

    I work at a place that makes 28” pizzas and most of the people who order it don’t realize how massive they actually are. People’s reactions to seeing it for the first time makes me laugh every time

    • @PiousMoltar
      @PiousMoltar 2 роки тому +69

      Honestly, I was kinda shocked it wasn't even bigger. I mean, I know a 14" pizza is pretty damn big. So double that is insane...

    • @toaster1443
      @toaster1443 2 роки тому +14

      Assuming that the 28” is in diameter that is a circumference of 88”

    • @toaster1443
      @toaster1443 2 роки тому +11

      It’s also an area of about 615.75 sq. inches

    • @nehemiahhiggins6564
      @nehemiahhiggins6564 2 роки тому +15

      @@toaster1443 smart person

    • @Seethenhagen
      @Seethenhagen 2 роки тому +8

      Geometry classes in high school do turn out to have real world applications despite what teenage you may have thought.

  • @pixxi3dr3am
    @pixxi3dr3am 6 місяців тому +32

    11:50 i think he added a lot more into his system while waiting that hour 😭😂

  • @corynt6122
    @corynt6122 2 роки тому +4332

    ted, schlatt and charlie should all try to make their own sandwiches next time their all together and then have a podcast guest judge who’s sandwich is best
    edit: well i guess this is definitely not happening

    • @Dr.Shrike
      @Dr.Shrike 2 роки тому +105

      And then comically laugh at said sandwich, making the title of the podcast relevant

    • @squarebreads
      @squarebreads 2 роки тому +8

      but first, they should make a podcast

    • @scrunckly1333
      @scrunckly1333 2 роки тому +4

      @@squarebreads uh

    • @gabija519
      @gabija519 2 роки тому +2

      @@squarebreads they do have a podcast

    • @happyfrigginrainbowcookies
      @happyfrigginrainbowcookies 2 роки тому +2

      @@squarebreads nah I don't think they really should tbh

  • @shapeshifter6893
    @shapeshifter6893 2 роки тому +3054

    This was actually one of the funniest videos i've seen in a while.
    Jschlatt and Ted are just so funny together

    • @c.olesattel6154
      @c.olesattel6154 2 роки тому +2

      Are they brothers?

    • @kaziikame
      @kaziikame 2 роки тому +7

      @@c.olesattel6154 no schlatt is from new York and Ted is up north past New York, I think Massachusetts but I may be wrong

    • @therarestwormhole3090
      @therarestwormhole3090 2 роки тому +29

      y’know what was funny?
      schlatt
      until he killed that homeless man
      lured ‘em with beans

    • @DireBowser
      @DireBowser 2 роки тому +3

      @@c.olesattel6154 They might as well be

    • @okboomerbutitsacat8050
      @okboomerbutitsacat8050 2 роки тому +6

      @@therarestwormhole3090 yeah
      "Schlatt"
      Until 1999

  • @bluzare
    @bluzare 2 роки тому +2156

    Ok but genuinely, about the Established Titles sponsor at the end, it's really damn cool. My father got this for my mom on her last birthday, and it included literal documents saying it's actually a thing for her to put "Lady" in front of her legal name, on LEGAL documents like birth certificate, driver license, credit card etc. It's really damn cool, I definitely recommend it especially if someone in your family is totally obsessed with medieval times or history based around Scottish culture!

    • @tomasflatharta
      @tomasflatharta 2 роки тому +2

      I think it was in Taskmaster.

    • @TheGardiner
      @TheGardiner 2 роки тому +1

      Shill

    • @thisme6749
      @thisme6749 2 роки тому +22

      @@TheGardiner LORD shill

    • @Artcat932
      @Artcat932 2 роки тому +18

      This comment was sponsored my Established Titles.

    • @bluzare
      @bluzare 2 роки тому +7

      @@Artcat932 if I was sponsored by established titles that would be nice 😅

  • @kikithekiwi
    @kikithekiwi 5 місяців тому +62

    11:20 The "two cups of milk" made me think of that one vine "just two shots of vodka" *but proceeds to pour more than two shots of vodka*

  • @yllwtoast
    @yllwtoast 2 роки тому +266

    The look of absolute terror in their eyes when they were blending the pizza cream really gets me lmao

  • @TarynBeeswax
    @TarynBeeswax 2 роки тому +2856

    Came for the peanut butter joke, stayed for the lines of cheetos dust

    • @Exile559
      @Exile559 2 роки тому +18

      You too?

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 2 роки тому +68

      Came just like schlatt into that peanut butter

    • @Ardorstorm
      @Ardorstorm 2 роки тому +3

      @Ralsei :)

    • @joeslouie489
      @joeslouie489 2 роки тому +6

      Just came here after I saw the peanut butter part on discord

    • @GrahamAC
      @GrahamAC 2 роки тому +2

      Saaaaame!!

  • @dotwFR
    @dotwFR 2 роки тому +638

    All I have to say is thick water ice cream sounds miserable and I hope it’s here
    Edit: the lack of thick water was sufficiency replaced by pizza and spinach

    • @Apple-Pie-
      @Apple-Pie- 2 роки тому +13

      They should make a sequel where it’s just thick water

    • @charleswentworth1530
      @charleswentworth1530 8 місяців тому

      Thick water ice cream with thick water soda to wash it down

  • @glitterplatter
    @glitterplatter Рік тому +31

    i like how the warning only pops up when ted does it @ 3:11

  • @dqnkdoggo
    @dqnkdoggo 2 роки тому +10538

    Let's appreciate that JSchlatt took the time to empty a circle in the jar of peanut butter for one joke in the video

  • @elnonymous
    @elnonymous Рік тому +1229

    schlatt is the type of person to look at a jar of peanut butter and ask "is anybody gonna use that?" and not wait for an answer

    • @justagoofyguy15
      @justagoofyguy15 Рік тому +7

      Schlatt has some words for this man.

    • @Im_just_a_banana
      @Im_just_a_banana 8 місяців тому +8

      He used it in the only way he knew how…

    • @Joe-n9v
      @Joe-n9v 8 місяців тому +1

      My man, this video came out two years ago

  • @kitkatkatters
    @kitkatkatters 2 роки тому +1228

    schlatt: *is very happy about how good the coke ice cream was*
    ted: *grins widely* "remember how we got spinach?"

  • @MooRatsThomas
    @MooRatsThomas Рік тому +29

    There was a true American momment in this video.
    "Schlatt I'm glad your an alcoholic"

  • @thedarkreunion.9696
    @thedarkreunion.9696 2 роки тому +2246

    You guys should try to make cakes but with random ingredients in the cakes, you could add bread, ice cream, chips, wine or other things for next time Schlatt is in LA :)

    • @darknox3621
      @darknox3621 2 роки тому +17

      In my country we have this book about cat and dog. In one of the chapters, they were making cake, beacuse the cat has birthday. They gave into it alot of stuff. Aside from the basic stuff that belongs into the cake, they also added, bread, dog biscuits, some mouses, Sausages and i think there was some lard too. It was vile. Really vile. But its funny, so yea
      (tryed to explain it as best as i could. Sorry for my grammar in advance)

    • @Stickiest_Man
      @Stickiest_Man 2 роки тому +30

      One might say they should make a human cake...

    • @GuapoSam
      @GuapoSam 2 роки тому +17

      @@Stickiest_Man hair cake?

    • @bryantf2509
      @bryantf2509 2 роки тому +6

      @@GuapoSam Oh no

    • @based_male9293
      @based_male9293 2 роки тому +5

      @@bryantf2509 oh yess

  • @mysticat
    @mysticat 2 роки тому +1005

    Maybe I shouldn't have watched this while eating..

    • @Weqct
      @Weqct 2 роки тому +3

      Rip

    • @ServalKitty
      @ServalKitty 2 роки тому +2

      Heewo mysty

    • @trippiechris1852
      @trippiechris1852 2 роки тому +2

      I was eating pickles when i clicked on the video. There are now out away

    • @Waffles4903
      @Waffles4903 2 роки тому +2

      yes

    • @beserk7136
      @beserk7136 2 роки тому +2

      i watched this while eating too

  • @kettall
    @kettall 2 роки тому +2915

    Podcast makers, love ya to death, I know y'all settled on "just liquids" but I think it's time for Schlatt to try some beef bulgogi ice cream

    • @Todomo
      @Todomo 2 роки тому +43

      charred to ash

    • @kyalfarrow3404
      @kyalfarrow3404 2 роки тому +3

      like it

    • @jesuschristbutafab9923
      @jesuschristbutafab9923 2 роки тому +22

      excuse me, some WHAT ice cream??

    • @judesliggoo
      @judesliggoo 2 роки тому +8

      did you just forget about the Cheetos and spinach

    • @blah703
      @blah703 2 роки тому +15

      I want this because it sounds awful, but I don't because bulgogi is fucking amazing and doesn't deserve this

  • @Blobby90
    @Blobby90 8 місяців тому +10

    These guys are strangely wholesome. Like, the kind of friends who will actively try to tuin each other's day and laugh about it

  • @crunchycrouton8938
    @crunchycrouton8938 2 роки тому +585

    16:05 is such a genuine laugh from a tipsy Schlatt and I love it

    • @kaziikame
      @kaziikame 2 роки тому +28

      Yea its not a maniacal laugh that he does in his videos, it's kinda wholesome?

  • @TheGardiner
    @TheGardiner 2 роки тому +261

    The milk man has become the ice cream man. Makes sense, considering Ted keeps his victims in his freezer

  • @catman1791
    @catman1791 Рік тому +89

    1:20 turned into an animation made by avocado animations

    • @Quitten_YT
      @Quitten_YT Рік тому +3

      Literally came here from that to find this clip XD

    • @sejianimates1735
      @sejianimates1735 Рік тому +2

      It was recommended for me after the clip

  • @cookiejenn261
    @cookiejenn261 2 роки тому +107

    15:15 true friendship right there

  • @emeryduhgamer
    @emeryduhgamer Рік тому +508

    10:44 if any sort of mythical creature which feeds off blood were to drink schlatts blood, it would immediately keel over and die because of how much alcohol is always in schlatts blood

  • @lucaskane5364
    @lucaskane5364 2 роки тому +1145

    The fact that Ted pronounces the green leaf as "Spinnage" had me laughing more than any bit in this video

    • @bruhman5829
      @bruhman5829 2 роки тому +31

      people do pronounce it like that

    • @smudgeistired418
      @smudgeistired418 2 роки тому +59

      wait... is that NOT how you're supposed to say it??

    • @wolfz3939
      @wolfz3939 2 роки тому +10

      @@smudgeistired418 im confused like you

    • @sebastiangray5406
      @sebastiangray5406 2 роки тому +19

      It's spinach CH

    • @spookieolive
      @spookieolive 2 роки тому +19

      i’m not gonna lie i don’t think i’ve ever heard it pronounced how it’s spelled

  • @ZenithPeak1
    @ZenithPeak1 Рік тому +107

    Now do marijuana ice cream

    • @Charles_the_toast
      @Charles_the_toast 6 місяців тому +8

      I imagine that as having the texture of wet sawdust

  • @LOLkatz-jq9dg
    @LOLkatz-jq9dg 2 роки тому +137

    We need one of these with the whole chuckle trio. It’s already this great with just a psychopath and a drunk, imagine what it would be like if the slimy slimmer himself was thrown into the mix

  • @sparrowweaver2858
    @sparrowweaver2858 2 роки тому +121

    14:44 youre awesome spud

  • @rustymemr7106
    @rustymemr7106 2 роки тому +702

    I love the types of comedy that schlatt and tedd have… schlatt is so vague but tedd follows up with that whenever he can, and that’s the kind of chaos I love

  • @benji_and_the_tomatoes
    @benji_and_the_tomatoes 8 місяців тому +11

    ted: you’re my special boy!
    schlatt: *seizes*

  • @archive6094
    @archive6094 2 роки тому +163

    13:45 Schlatt saying big pizza just made me lose it. 😂

    • @KaiRocksAudio
      @KaiRocksAudio 2 роки тому +26

      He has “good soup” vibes in this moment

  • @allywally3949
    @allywally3949 2 роки тому +966

    i feel like you guys could try making cotton candy out of random ingredients, that would be fun

    • @clairesv
      @clairesv 2 роки тому +8

      THIS WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD IDEA

    • @ItsLazMax
      @ItsLazMax 2 роки тому +1

      YES

    • @Giekkwyk
      @Giekkwyk 2 роки тому +29

      but you can only make cotton candy out of sugar

    • @liony7328
      @liony7328 2 роки тому +29

      sadly cotton candy only works with sugar, i think the backyard scientist tried something similar but it just didnt work cause of how the machines work, but they were trying to make lava with it so it might work if you just add sugar and do bonus stuff, maybe they could make their own sugar flavours

    • @alexanderbrand3041
      @alexanderbrand3041 2 роки тому +5

      wouldnt really work it has to be mostly sugar

  • @benis7282
    @benis7282 Рік тому +1541

    As a colorblind man when he said "it's very green" I genuinely sat there in confusion for 3 minutes, I feel stupid af

    • @Truly_marc0
      @Truly_marc0 Рік тому +76

      not to be rude but i found this so funny
      :>

    • @riceyummy
      @riceyummy Рік тому +153

      To be extremely rude I found this very hilarious }:)

    • @theyamformerreborn706
      @theyamformerreborn706 Рік тому +90

      To be rather neutral I found this funny

    • @Gamer_Cghlawn
      @Gamer_Cghlawn Рік тому +71

      To be precisely fearful, I found this funny

    • @itsjaveriaaa
      @itsjaveriaaa Рік тому +54

      to be specfically amused, i found this funny.

  • @mrman2352
    @mrman2352 Рік тому +40

    It baffles me how much of an awesome duo these two are

  • @BoogedyBobby
    @BoogedyBobby 2 роки тому +133

    13:06 This is just a sitcom

  • @giannahelmeyer8145
    @giannahelmeyer8145 Рік тому +1406

    schlatt is the definition of if I let my intrusive thoughts win every time

    • @Thompas212
      @Thompas212 Рік тому +7

      ROCK AND STONE BROTHER!!!

    • @betagear7549
      @betagear7549 Рік тому +6

      Especially when he saw that homeless man

    • @theGrimsi
      @theGrimsi Рік тому +2

      ⁠​⁠@@betagear7549*especially* the homeless man

    • @GyroScopeGD
      @GyroScopeGD 10 місяців тому +1

      especially back in 1999

  • @Mecrom
    @Mecrom 2 роки тому +191

    The Schlatt and Ted Combo is something that always ends in chaos.

  • @roobmsoobs9678
    @roobmsoobs9678 Рік тому +25

    the whimpering "big pizza" from schlatt kills me even a year later

  • @makidraws4fun
    @makidraws4fun 2 роки тому +133

    13:54 the way he smiles and says yes makes me think that he's a serial killer

  • @matthewstanley1521
    @matthewstanley1521 2 роки тому +740

    For the Coca-Cola ice cream, I would totally add black food coloring in it to make it kinda look like soda. Maybe it’s weird, but I find the concept of black ice cream to be an interesting idea.

    • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
      @SuperCosmicMutantSquid Рік тому +30

      Licorice ice cream and charcoal ice cream

    • @namenicky996
      @namenicky996 Рік тому +59

      @@SuperCosmicMutantSquid oppressed ice cream

    • @tjwhisenhunt1089
      @tjwhisenhunt1089 Рік тому +15

      white ice cream is superior

    • @A59ri
      @A59ri Рік тому +18

      @@tjwhisenhunt1089racist about ice cream

    • @Josmusicandcovers8285
      @Josmusicandcovers8285 Рік тому +17

      Places like Japan have Sesame Seed ice cream which is dyed black. It also stains.

  • @president04
    @president04 2 роки тому +125

    I love how drunk Schlatt is when making the pizza ice cream... It's almost as if he ate too much fireball ice cream

  • @bagofbagels183
    @bagofbagels183 Рік тому +15

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Ted: *Spinadge*

  • @fuster7605
    @fuster7605 2 роки тому +1071

    Somewhere in this world, this planet, this continent, this state, some kid looks up to Shlatt. God bless him

    • @fruitylook-see6298
      @fruitylook-see6298 2 роки тому +47

      You mean Tommy?

    • @Jess-yf3ej
      @Jess-yf3ej 2 роки тому +16

      DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER

    • @samueldumisanithole9850
      @samueldumisanithole9850 2 роки тому

      City Boys Ambassador

    • @TheMightySpurdo
      @TheMightySpurdo 2 роки тому +41

      Jslut "inspires" me to keep doing what needs to be done, just like "he" did back in '99

    • @clariarielle8936
      @clariarielle8936 2 роки тому

      him? excuse me there are many kids (including me) of many genders that look up to him. and we will rise to take over! also almost all of us are shorter than him, so i would literally have to look UP.

  • @0verzealous_
    @0verzealous_ 2 роки тому +610

    big up ted and schlatt!! also big up to archie, perfectly captured ted’s style. excited for more in the future ladies and germs.

    • @anopinion1349
      @anopinion1349 2 роки тому +1

      I thought the editing was a little different, still loved it though, excited to see more

    • @seamoose9039
      @seamoose9039 2 роки тому +1

      This was a different editor?

    • @0verzealous_
      @0verzealous_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@seamoose9039 yep! ted hired some editors and he hired well :p

  • @orinblank2056
    @orinblank2056 2 роки тому +269

    I like that Schlatt tried to just snort the Cheeto dust by putting his nose to the table, while Ted busted out the bill and put it down with impeccable form. Rather telling, isn't it Mr. Nivison?

    • @juandirection3751
      @juandirection3751 2 роки тому +48

      I mean it's not like he would accidentally ingest a 500mg edible

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx 2 роки тому +30

      who do you think was schlatt's accomplice in 1999?

    • @ps1hagridoufofcharacter
      @ps1hagridoufofcharacter 2 роки тому +11

      It's Lord Nivison to you

    • @shaqtinoah
      @shaqtinoah 2 роки тому +5

      And how would you know impeccable form 😧

    • @orinblank2056
      @orinblank2056 2 роки тому +8

      @@shaqtinoah I've done cocaine

  • @AirplaneModeIsOn
    @AirplaneModeIsOn Рік тому +15

    13:44 the way Jschlatt just said "BiG PiZzA" killed me 💀💀😭😭

  • @LethalByte69
    @LethalByte69 2 роки тому +141

    I have a feeling that a lot of fireball was consumed between the hour wait, as Schlatt's energy changed almost instantly

  • @lacygarbe8601
    @lacygarbe8601 2 роки тому +520

    I can't explain it, but the sound effect that was added at 4:40 when they ate the Cheeto ice cream just made perfect sense, it perfectly captured what eating spicy Cheeto ice cream would be like.

    • @sebbychanforever
      @sebbychanforever 2 роки тому +17

      It made me physically curl, as it mimics exactly what my deep bowel gurgles sound like 😂 I heard it and I FELT it lmao

    • @axtchaos8719
      @axtchaos8719 2 роки тому +8

      4:53 "that 9/11 shit doesn't work on me" 🤣
      This is ironic coming from a New Yorker

  • @kamj6607
    @kamj6607 2 роки тому +237

    I like how you guys spend several hours making weird food when you hang out now. I think naturally the next step is to get one of those Soda Stream things and make awful soda.

    • @Puca_Patchworks
      @Puca_Patchworks 2 роки тому +1

      what have you done, saying something like that? The world will have to pay for YOUR sins.

    • @MyHeadHz
      @MyHeadHz 2 роки тому

      OH GOD

    • @duck-ew5zs
      @duck-ew5zs 2 роки тому +2

      Thick water soda

    • @kittiecandy747
      @kittiecandy747 2 роки тому

      Pee soda

    • @eggnogg29
      @eggnogg29 2 роки тому +2

      someone stole your comment

  • @Mac1942-v4y
    @Mac1942-v4y Рік тому +36

    ANOTHER FUCKING WIN TED 12:22

    • @skylad3213
      @skylad3213 7 місяців тому +1

      THAT'S ANOTHER WIN

  • @adrekins2668
    @adrekins2668 2 роки тому +389

    I love Ted’s and “Schlatt’s” dynamic. Their duo is always so enjoyable.

  • @ExoticPotato1172
    @ExoticPotato1172 2 роки тому +545

    I love how the moment at 1:32 was put together.

    • @ironbunky
      @ironbunky 2 роки тому +37

      clips of that moment just pop up everywhere and they decided my recommended section is the best place to hide from the world

    • @anthonytonythegeek5561
      @anthonytonythegeek5561 2 роки тому +5

      @@ironbunky lol

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 2 роки тому +5

      1. Same
      2. Ayyy another Cookie Run fan

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r Рік тому +2

      @@ExoticPotato1172 Ohhhhh alrighty

  • @kidskids1214
    @kidskids1214 2 роки тому +676

    I love how Schlatts personality is like he's a toddler, and Ted is just there. He's passerby who finds the lost child, and illegaly adopts him

    • @thiagoweber3153
      @thiagoweber3153 2 роки тому +34

      "Illegal adoption", also colloquially known as "kidnapping".

    • @kidskids1214
      @kidskids1214 2 роки тому +5

      yes.

    • @doggoadexx2680
      @doggoadexx2680 2 роки тому +4

      @@kidskids1214 yes, a toddler who kills a homeless butcher man. Are u sure he’s a toddler? 🤨

    • @justvibing1889
      @justvibing1889 2 роки тому +5

      @@doggoadexx2680 Just a normal day in a toddler’s life

    • @saucefreakystyle
      @saucefreakystyle 2 роки тому +2

      "You know who invented fireball? Mario."

  • @itsmelauren.708
    @itsmelauren.708 Рік тому +10

    ted being so confused because he is happy is the funniest thing ever
    (during the coca cola one)

  • @chaoticshadow3414
    @chaoticshadow3414 2 роки тому +467

    I love how at 10:38 he makes Ted laugh by NOT swearing 🤣

  • @SpookyCrab
    @SpookyCrab 2 роки тому +117

    Please continue making and trying food that shouldn't exist. This is amazing.

  • @SamFams.
    @SamFams. Рік тому +705

    If I had a nickle for every time Ted gave Schlatt 2 20 dollar bills to do something and then said "I'm a business man!", I'd have 2 nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

    • @tf_d
      @tf_d Рік тому +41

      if I had a nickel for every time I've seen or heard this saying, I'd probably have about 2 20 dollar bills worth of nickels. Which is a lot.

    • @DrPantsMD
      @DrPantsMD Рік тому +9

      ​@@tf_d Right? Such an overused meme at this point. I don't even think it's weird it happened twice, it's a recurring joke, not a coincidence.

    • @tf_d
      @tf_d Рік тому +5

      @@DrPantsMD it doesn't help that I never found it funny

    • @Scar-Predator
      @Scar-Predator Рік тому +3

      ​@@tf_d if I had a nickel every time, I'd probably have like 2 crisp 20's worth of nickels. Which isn't that much, but it's weird that I've heard it that much.

    • @tf_d
      @tf_d Рік тому +1

      @@Scar-Predator You can do a lot with $40

  • @ImTheJohns
    @ImTheJohns 7 місяців тому +6

    Schlatt's the type of guy who watches horror movies like they're tutorials

  • @anthonytonythegeek5561
    @anthonytonythegeek5561 2 роки тому +487

    That coca-cola ice cream sounds so good, and probably could go well with that fireball ice cream.

  • @NWB3175
    @NWB3175 2 роки тому +819

    I walked away from this video with some many questions regarding the timing of events in this video. Did they start at 9:31 a.m. or p.m.? how did it only take them 6 minutes to go the grocery store? Or, alternatively, why did it take them 12 hours and 6 minutes to go to the grocery store? If they started at 9:31 p.m., why did they wait until almost ten at night to start a video that requires hours of time between scenes?

    • @tobytoyota6936
      @tobytoyota6936 2 роки тому +50

      These questions arose in my thinking area as well, and I have no clue as to what the true answer is. Nobody will ever know.

    • @queefbeef4879
      @queefbeef4879 2 роки тому +79

      They started at 9:31 pm. Ted says towards the end be of the vid that it’s 2 in the morning at that point, and they got the groceries beforehand

    • @galaxygamer2203
      @galaxygamer2203 2 роки тому +52

      I have something to tell you. They in fact came back from what I assume was the Gas Station/Convenience store at 9:31 as it would have taken them a few minutes to get what they needed at a small convenience store/gas station, then, they had to set it up. If you look at the Microwave in the background, it says 9:33 when they show us all their stuff. Therefore, they went to a small store around 9:20 and got back at 9:30. So it took them 3-4 minutes to set everything up and then press start on the camera at, you guessed it, 9:33.

    • @queefbeef4879
      @queefbeef4879 2 роки тому +21

      Dude your analyzing a Ted nivison vid

    • @CethIsADevil
      @CethIsADevil Рік тому +4

      Hiding the body of that homeless man took a while I guess.

  • @brazilianambassadordale8223
    @brazilianambassadordale8223 2 роки тому +96

    12:52 Ted doesn't realize it but Schlatt has just entered delirium tremens because there wasn't enough fireball

  • @SomewhatGrand
    @SomewhatGrand Місяць тому +2

    I don't think that I could last a minute in a room with Schlatt. This is the funniest man alive.

  • @the_ZAMURAI
    @the_ZAMURAI 2 роки тому +98

    10:06 the head turn, the eyebrows, the light in the eyes. Beautiful.

  • @ianboekweg2
    @ianboekweg2 2 роки тому +112

    8:35 ted hit schlatts back so hard his cries went up an octave

  • @aazombiealex
    @aazombiealex 2 роки тому +347

    Schlatt: *eats basically raw egg yolks that were just frozen*
    Also Schlatt: "Youre not going to keel over and die an hour after eating it"

    • @jeebe393
      @jeebe393 2 роки тому +2

      what

    • @lychenthrope
      @lychenthrope 2 роки тому +14

      its the whites and the shells that are dangerous, yolks are in cocktails too... um

    • @McBehrer
      @McBehrer 2 роки тому +23

      @@lychenthrope
      the whites aren't even an issue. If they were, yolks would be too, because they're in there together. It's *just* the outside that is bad

    • @everydaychemistry6231
      @everydaychemistry6231 2 роки тому +11

      Yeah you don't really have to worry about getting salmonella from raw eggs, especially if they're pasteurized

    • @shmorange
      @shmorange 2 роки тому

      @@lychenthrope the whites are actually in cocktails, as a thickener. they’re in meringues, too. only the shell is dangerous.

  • @zachthesnack5900
    @zachthesnack5900 5 місяців тому +5

    I have a strong feeling Schlatt would be good D&D (at least the roleplaying and sheer anger), and he would definitely play a chaotic evil barbarian

    • @mudkinqq6731
      @mudkinqq6731 3 місяці тому

      he was on Just Roll With It! Riptide episode 41 I think

  • @Not_Your_FBI_Agent123
    @Not_Your_FBI_Agent123 2 роки тому +99

    11:01 Yes, yes I DO remember that episode! I used to watch old Tom and Jerry all the time as a kid, ah the memories that are coming back.

    • @TheRealSteveHarvey
      @TheRealSteveHarvey 2 роки тому +6

      The fact I actually remember that episode is odd as I cannot remember many others (at least off of the top of my head at least) the only other is the ice skating one in which the tap is left on and is then frozen into ice which they ice skate on.

    • @COYI_WHU
      @COYI_WHU 2 місяці тому

      I found the episode online. It's called snowbody loves me I think. If it is this episode, does it have a part with cheese in it. Like A LOT of cheese and jerry is fantasing about cheese?

    • @dannygolds5630
      @dannygolds5630 Місяць тому

      ​@@COYI_WHU I love that you replied 2 years later to drop this piece of lore

    • @COYI_WHU
      @COYI_WHU Місяць тому

      @@dannygolds5630 I just saw the comment and remembered that tom and jerry carried my childhood. I remember the episode as my second favourite so I felt the need to reply

  • @geckozs4935
    @geckozs4935 2 роки тому +84

    I love how they act with each other in these videos, especially compared to the carnal hatred they have for each other on Chuckle Sandwich.

    • @l_2745
      @l_2745 2 роки тому +10

      It’s like every scenario is a different universe