as an ohioan i'm so glad someone's FINALLY talking about how i need to drive across the michigan border every single day for breakfast lunch and dinner
it’s so cool to see you giving smaller youtubers a platform ted i hope Jchat and Slimecycle get growth from this, maybe they can start larger projects like a podcast something !
Schlatt’s phone calls are the most Sleepover Core thing. Him going so far with the big while Charlie and Ted are red in the face crying and laughing is so amazing
As a Christian, I find that funny. I feel like those billboards try to simplify things a bit too much. It sends a message of hate and anger and doesn't properly explain what sin is (it's not some measurement of evil, it's simply the act of disobeying God). I think it was a little disrespectful, but it was still pretty darn funny.
@@lucase6407 It wasn't disrespectful. The people that run these billboards try to be predatory by threatening people with a literal lake of fire to get people to convert so they can get brownie points in heaven
That priest or whatever that was talking to Schlatt was actually really professional. I respect that he didn’t laugh or get noticeably upset when they said that.
i think it’s because the goal is to convert people sadly. sounded like a very friendly guy but the reality is that the people that work at those places are pretty brainwashed and they don’t want to risk ANYONE turning away. plus i’m sure they receive a million prank calls a day
The other day I broke down laughing while I was driving, because I saw probably the largest billboard I've ever seen, and as I crept up on this absolute behemoth of billboards, I saw, in Comic Sans font... "Jesus."
the fact that schlatt is talking to a real person and not just a bot... i deeply congratulate the man for his courage to confess his sins and cleanse himself.
I live for charlies laugh at 14:04. Its just the perfect expression of the feeling you have when youre trying to act ashamed of a bad joke but you just love it too much to stay serious
This is why Charlie is my favorite human being. Literally the dumbest pun in existence but it brings him so much joy to watch his friends souls crumble from it. That is what I aspire to be like.
@@CardCatCardboard No no no, that's just a very common thing. He has to hear someone asking about that every day, he's just used to it. He's so numb to it he doesn't even answer anymore.
He sounds like a Christian you could actually hang out with. Sure he could lecture you about God every now and then but he'll be down to chill to have a good conversation with you
I lay here weeping openly, thanking the stars for aligning. The angels sing, heralding a new Ted Nivison video. There is a dove. For a brief moment, the world is at peace.
dude when the editor put the knock in i actually thought someone was at one of my windows so props to the editor for that thank you for giving me a heart atack
Someone commented that Ted is Chaotic Good, Charlie is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil, on a different video. I just feel like it works for this video too.
I love that the phone call about Jesus implies that if schlatt just believed hard enough in Jesus, his finger trap problems would be solved. Like the moment he turned towards Jesus they would just all fall off
I just imagine that jesus hears his prayer and goes "don't worry my child." And then just fills Schlatt's head with the most disgusting and horrific imagery possible to make him shrink up a bit to escape the trap.
“Who’s advertising this, hot kids?” The immediate look of “oh shit I can’t laugh at this” right after accompanied with the sound effect was amazing, especially after certain people’s past histories
@@emmawiegel4427 TLDR: An old friend of theirs that used to be in a LOT of their videos is a child groomer and had several victims, thus making a joke about that would be a bad idea for one of them, since they've only in the last year managed to shake all association with that guy
This just in, the mayor of Ohio has declared that it is now illegal to consume anything of nutritional value within the borders of Ohio. Any person found eating inside state lines will be sentenced to no more than five years in prison, a fine not exceeding $10,000, or both.
Tell me why I just giggled at the thought of a person from Ohio, crouched down, jaw unhinged and making demonic chewing sounds in the middle of a corn field.
I mean props to Roger from Gospel Billboards for trying his gosh darn hardest with the man who stuck every part of his body that fit into a Chinese finger trap.
ive been really sick with a very nasty cough for the last few days, and i actually laughed so hard at schlatts call with roger that i had a particularly violent coughing fit that was about two minutes long where i was half convinced i was going to choke to death. i think it severely enhanced the viewing experience.
I was laughing at the "CHARLIE IS IN YOUR HOUSE YOU CANNOT HIDE" until i heard the knock then i paniced and realised it was the video edit: for the people who wonder where it is, i forgor 💀 sorry :( edit #2: i remembr: its at 3:41
“As a former male who lives in Ohio, All your claims about this awful state are true. Truly nothing can end hunger in Ohio and I am reminded everyday.”
As a Christian who believes in sharing God’s unconditional love with all people… Schlatt’s “NO” billboard made me die laughing because that’s just… yeah that’s how way too many Christians act
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 I believe at this point there's a lot more good Christians out there than the homophobes and transphobes. It's just that the bad Christians are louder.
Finally, a use for some random niche knowledge I have! We had some of the Ugly Kids billboards in Milwaukee, WI. For a while it was just them, not sure if it was to pique interest or spark outrage so people would call in to radio shows or some other tactic, but eventually they put up the second signs a few billboards down from the ugly kids ones that said "Grow up to become DJs" with pictures of three of the current djs for a local radio station …no idea if the kid pictures were actually them, but yeah, haha. I’ve heard that this specific ad campaign was in other states too, but I’ve personally never seen them anywhere else
Same here! The person on the other end did an amazing job handling it! He could have realized schlatt was trolling and could have hung up on him, but he held it together. Thats amazing! My preacher definitely would have lol.
Except He didn’t preach the gospel at all, only works it’s by grace are we saved through faith, not of any works as it’s a gift from God (Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 11:6). Turning from sin is a work (Jonah 3:10) and that’s just keeping the law which no one is saved by (Galatians 2:16,21) We are to repent (change of mind) and believe, just as Jesus preach faith for eternal life (John 3:14-18, 3:36, 5:24, 6:40). Not turning from all your sins and living for God as that’s working your way to heaven and not relying what Jesus has done For it’s because of Jesus who died for our sins and rose again for our justification that we are saved (Romans 4:25, 1 Cor 15:1-4, 16-22) For if we put our trust into Jesus, how He paid for all our sins, we are saved. We have eternal life as our sins are all blotted out (Romans 3:23-24, 4:4-8, 5:1-2, 6-11, Colossians 2:13-14, Hebrews 10:14-18) As He saves us forever (John 6:37-40, 10:28-29, Ephesians 1:13-14) As the only thing we must do to be saved is to put our faith into Jesus for salvation, not into our works (Acts 16:30-31, John 3:16, 5:24, 6:40, Romans 10:2-4, Titus 3:5-7)
@@wardulens7607 almost same for me, its currently 1.00 and the knocking came from a wall, which has nothing behind it, just air. I don't know, if I have turned ever around that fast.
Note to self: DON'T attempt to drink fluids while watching the Chuckle Sandwich crew doing ANYTHING. I tried for a measly sip of water right before Charlie talked about putting a bullet between the eyes of the rat from Ice Age and now all the water is everywhere
@@syddll that because all 12 million Ohioan go to other states to eat food every day the traffic is terrible (it’s illegal to eat food In Ohio so that’s why we don’t just bring the food back after buying it)
Religious billboards are my favorite because you'll be cruising through Utah and all of a sudden you see a sign that just says "Thirsty? JESUS QUENCHES" and not even 2 minutes later there's another billboard that says "Need help? JESUS PROVIDES!" I was expecting another one like those 2 minutes later but that was it.
One in my town says Jesus can free you of sin with two gay guys holding hands. Also I remember seeing this guy who had this like giant... thing of a bloody black Jesus being crucified. Not a billboard but it fits the theme.
Ted you’re pretty funny you should go around major cities in a milkman costume and offer strangers milk and create a line of merchandise out of those wacky hijinks based around milk
This prank call was the peak of schalth off the cuff. Just fucking nailed it with the prompts given from Ted and Charlie. Can’t get over how perfect the final punchline about the finger traps was.
One of my favourite billboards in my town says "you smell gas?" with a stock photo image of a wildfire on it. I know it's supposed to be a gas leak type thing but every single time I picture some dude violently letting it rip and unleashing hellfire from his ass.
I may not be from Ohio, but how about using him for corn and getting newborn children. Come down today, and buy some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAAAA!
hearing an edited knock panned towards the right where my closet door was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life thank you ted's editor, very cool
Fun fact: the billboard at 3:55 is very popular/frequently found in Midwest states, and they have everything from fear mongering about abortion to calling the viewer to Jesus while showing him dead on the cross. As a child who would go past it every time I visited my grandma, they can be rather disturbing 😭
I respect that schlebb, a man who has proven time and time again that he has questionable ethics, still chose to get an image from "this person does not exist" for his billboard, so as to not offend a real person. What a nice big guy
As an Ohioan, I can say without hesitance; all the things said about Ohio is accurate, including Charlie's "No Where" Billboard. Because even if you were to bring beverages into Ohio, they'd vaporize immediately. The food would be taken right out of your hands by dumbass birds-
it turns to ash in your mouth, everyone in Ohio is actually a vampire/purgatory rules 😂😂 it exists to y'all but you it's not real, just a hallucination from hunger
@@dayglownick5493 Ohio winning the Toledo war? Now that’s funny 😂 We got the entire upper peninsula in our statehood while you poor bastards got stuck with Toledo
ok but props to ted for making youtuber merch that you can actually wear out in public without embarrassing yourself
based
that's been the goal from the start, I appreciate that I'm doing a good job! the next merch/clothing project will be just as good if not better
that is too true
Are you saying you wouldn't be proud to wear 'Fund the Balls' in public?
seriously that’s the main reason i just spent too much money on it
as an ohioan i'm so glad someone's FINALLY talking about how i need to drive across the michigan border every single day for breakfast lunch and dinner
Its nice to see people finally talking about how michigan is in fact superior
as a michigander, stay here. take refuge
Also As an ohioan, as much as we hate Michigan, it is indeed our salvation
As a Michigander I would like to announce that the welcome center has vending machines for you
I’d rather eat breakfast in Kentucky
Ted's look of disbelief when someone actually picked up and started preaching to schlatt while charlie laughs is the best thing i've ever seen
One of the only times ive ever cried laughing at something.
@@stratford1 same, schlatt calling random numbers is amazing
thanks mewo
@@Xentipiiides of course
I actually fell out of my chair
it’s so cool to see you giving smaller youtubers a platform ted i hope Jchat and Slimecycle get growth from this, maybe they can start larger projects like a podcast something !
Or maybe some of them gonna play minecraft, ngl they are a bit funny
Slickcycle and JayClap
I’m chuckling so hard I’m choking on my sandwich * cough cough*
Ted, Schlatt and Slimecicle have a podcast together called the Chuckle Sandwich.
that would be so cool if they got bigger!
Schlatt’s phone calls are the most Sleepover Core thing. Him going so far with the big while Charlie and Ted are red in the face crying and laughing is so amazing
Gave me a new idea for what to do at sleepovers
What does a core have to do with this?
Man schlatt talking about Chinese finger traps on the phone with that guy was the funniest shit I've seen recently sweet jesus
same lmao
FR I KNOWWW
His ability to not burst out laughing during was astounding
As a Christian, I find that funny. I feel like those billboards try to simplify things a bit too much. It sends a message of hate and anger and doesn't properly explain what sin is (it's not some measurement of evil, it's simply the act of disobeying God). I think it was a little disrespectful, but it was still pretty darn funny.
@@lucase6407 It wasn't disrespectful. The people that run these billboards try to be predatory by threatening people with a literal lake of fire to get people to convert so they can get brownie points in heaven
“300 Chinese Finger Traps” “Nails and Brads: Built to Last” both excellent band names
they sound like death grips songs
I love how they say “we should call the number” as a joke and schlatt is like BET
Yeah
second time as well
Schlatt the kinda guy to prank call pizza shops and have them answer each other
That priest or whatever that was talking to Schlatt was actually really professional. I respect that he didn’t laugh or get noticeably upset when they said that.
i think it’s because the goal is to convert people sadly. sounded like a very friendly guy but the reality is that the people that work at those places are pretty brainwashed and they don’t want to risk ANYONE turning away. plus i’m sure they receive a million prank calls a day
Give this man a reply! It's been 1 year!
@@worldofhunter1636true that
Amen
The other day I broke down laughing while I was driving, because I saw probably the largest billboard I've ever seen, and as I crept up on this absolute behemoth of billboards, I saw, in Comic Sans font... "Jesus."
*Jesus.*
We live in the greatest timeline.
now that is a religious experience in-of-itself
*Jesus*
gezus
"Yeah, I like bacon."
**flashback**
_"Would you rather unlimited bacon, but no games. Or games, unlimited game, but no games."_
The bacon games bit is favorite puppy
I love how Ted is the parent, Charlie is the teenager, and Shlatt is a child who somehow has access to an adult vocabulary and bank account
Schlatt is Boss Baby.
@@rambbler oh my god I never thought about that and now I wanna make an edit
Ok but boss baby, Tim Templeton, and the curvaceous mom????
@@rambbler schlatt is Alec baldwin confirmed
@@TeathKettle Curvaceous? 🤨📸
Im not going to lie, the knocking at the "charlie is at your house" meme freaked me the fuck out. It sounded too realistic
creeps me out since with headphones you could clearly hear from which direction the knocking is coming from.
i was watching it while waiting for my mate to come over and she knocked like a second after the sound effect and i almost shat myself
There wasn’t any knocking in the video, you guys okay?
@AltF-io3dy Nah don't gaslight me like that man 😭😭😭😭
i read this right before it happened and it still caught me off guard and made me jump HELP
i need more of jschlatt calling random businesses
its fucking great
They've gotta do this I'm crying rn it's so good
300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS
it was in the bumper stickers video as well lmao
"REPENT OR BURN IN HELL!!!!!!!"
Imagine in he teamed up with one of those UA-camrs that prank Nigerian scammers
the amount of second hand embarrassment I felt while schlatt was telling the heaven or hell billboard guy his unfortunate circumstance-
Unfortunate Circumcision
Circumcise me Captain
i would like to also reserve a spot fory circumcision
Read my name......sjsbdvdhd
I literally skipped that part in the video because I couldn’t handle it
Ohio’s famous “HELL IS REAL” billboard is actually just warning you that Ohio itself is hell due to all of the hunger
*Nothing can stop hunger in Ohio.*
THE HELL IS REAL BILLBOARD MEANS IM HALFWAY TO MY GRANDPARENTS
As a person from Ohio, can confirm. Ohio is hell.
I have seen one in Kentucky lmao
As a Pennsylvanian we dedicate our lives to keeping Ohio at bay from our border
ok but who else wants a 5 hour (thank you Donald38) loop of schlatt continuously screaming "CHINESE FINGER TRAPS"
chinese finger traps
Me
Yessss
300 CHINESE FINGER TRAPS
Not wants… _needs_
the fact that schlatt is talking to a real person and not just a bot... i deeply congratulate the man for his courage to confess his sins and cleanse himself.
There is no cleansing the shame of 300 Chinese fingertraps
He didn't confess the Cold case of 1999...
@@CleanVGC It's not a cold case, we all know who did it, we just can't prosecute them due to them have friends in the government.
@@merasmurry1460 And, you won't be able to persecute him again after 23rd October 2025
@@cynicat74 It just never ends with this big guy, when will the victims get closure?
That Chinese finger-trap bit had to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
I was high and I lost my mind
As a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, I also found it funny. I laughed pretty hard, I should repent now.
@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 relatable
@@bionicleocculusstudio2515 same
300 Chinese Finger Traps
Why does Charlie constantly look like he will burst out into tears at any given moment
Because he probably is 😅
He also sounds like it
that also applies to me
I SAID THIS BEFIRE ITS SO TRUE THOUGH
I saw a comment that said that his expression never really changes - and it checks out
Schlatt’s absolute IRON GRIP on his poker face to be able to say all that to a real ass person as Charlie and Ted are giggling
Assignment: Make custom billboards
Ted: *does the assignment*
Schlatt: *does extra credit*
Charlie: “The fuck was the assignment again?”
This is the funniest comment someone has ever made. . . *why am I the first reply >:[*
@@brookeeveans9484 you no longer are the only reply
@@mewcat6419 nor are you
@@AryFemMtF
hi im also here
@@thatoneguy9582 ello!
I live for charlies laugh at 14:04. Its just the perfect expression of the feeling you have when youre trying to act ashamed of a bad joke but you just love it too much to stay serious
Trueeee- 🥺
But now he regrets it because he's going to fuckin Ohio
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I've seen this video like 5 times, and it took me until just now to get the joke. What is wrong with me? XD
This is why Charlie is my favorite human being. Literally the dumbest pun in existence but it brings him so much joy to watch his friends souls crumble from it. That is what I aspire to be like.
What do you do with a broken clock?
You tic it to the toctor
:) yes exactly.
@@4xdblack Perfect.
Agreed
1 year later, and I still, with every fiber of my being, cannot believe Schlatt actually followed through on the finger trap bit on that call
2 years later, and still, I start WRITHING with second hand embarrassment when I hear that phone call.
I break out into hysterical laughter every time
TC by ù
schlatt is truly iconic, I've never seen someone commit to the bit more than he does. Great vid as always Ted
Jerma
Read my name......sjshehw
roger seems like an actually nice guy that you can talk to, he didnt even chuckle when schlatt told him his sin
I love your profile picture so much
Thats what I was thinking lmaooo
He didn't come off judgmental and took the statement as a genuine ask for help.
I feel like he was in too much shock at the fact that somebody did that to say anything else
@@CardCatCardboard No no no, that's just a very common thing. He has to hear someone asking about that every day, he's just used to it. He's so numb to it he doesn't even answer anymore.
He sounds like a Christian you could actually hang out with. Sure he could lecture you about God every now and then but he'll be down to chill to have a good conversation with you
5:36 I am shocked that schlatt was able to keep a straight face
I lay here weeping openly, thanking the stars for aligning. The angels sing, heralding a new Ted Nivison video. There is a dove. For a brief moment, the world is at peace.
how profoundly poetic
beautiful, like you
what da dove doin?
@@w.s6525 love how every comment is a compliment then this guy comes outta nowhere w “what da dove doin” lmaoo
your pfp brings me joy
The guy on the phone said “you’ll be cast into the fiery pits of hell” with such a happy tone, I have so much respect for that man
The tone of your you’ll be cast into the fiery pit of hell, the guy was just so casual about it
the flash of worry in ted's eyes whenever he tells schlatt its his turn showing his billboard speaks volumes.
dude when the editor put the knock in i actually thought someone was at one of my windows so props to the editor for that thank you for giving me a heart atack
I thought nothing could beat 1-880-eat-shit, but heaven/hell has won me over. Holy crap, that was hilarious
holy crap. haha
There's one of those billboards with the same number near where I live
@@apifructusest2401 that's awesome
should have called back about bacon cigarettes
Read my name......sueuehe
Someone commented that Ted is Chaotic Good, Charlie is Chaotic Neutral, and Schlatt is Chaotic Evil, on a different video. I just feel like it works for this video too.
ok
i agree with this statement
idk ted is chaotic neutral and charlie is lawfull good
Charlie is so chaotic good like istg-
holy shit you're right
7 seconds in, saw the merch ad, screamed, bought a sweatshirt, and resumed the video. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
i swear to fuck i'm gonna force feed you cement never say ted talk again
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 jeez ok
ha
6:32 Me when I’m a 1930s gangster who just told the guy I hate was an undercover cop all this time
I love that the phone call about Jesus implies that if schlatt just believed hard enough in Jesus, his finger trap problems would be solved. Like the moment he turned towards Jesus they would just all fall off
Yeah I mean that's what religious people think, all the worlds problems will magically get solved if you pray to a dead man.
I just imagine that jesus hears his prayer and goes "don't worry my child." And then just fills Schlatt's head with the most disgusting and horrific imagery possible to make him shrink up a bit to escape the trap.
Memento Mori, my friends
@@vex6517 You're making me cry!
@@vex6517 Memento Mori..
“Who’s advertising this, hot kids?” The immediate look of “oh shit I can’t laugh at this” right after accompanied with the sound effect was amazing, especially after certain people’s past histories
Ok dude
What does this even mean?
@@emmawiegel4427 TLDR: An old friend of theirs that used to be in a LOT of their videos is a child groomer and had several victims, thus making a joke about that would be a bad idea for one of them, since they've only in the last year managed to shake all association with that guy
@@UhOphelia 19 to 17 is pretty normal
@@benhlooong If they were in a relationship already. From what his ex-friends say, it wasn't just a 2 year difference he went after.
For non-ohioans, the unending hunger is why we live in a sea of corn. We have to take our harvests across the nearest state border and eat it there.
This just in, the mayor of Ohio has declared that it is now illegal to consume anything of nutritional value within the borders of Ohio. Any person found eating inside state lines will be sentenced to no more than five years in prison, a fine not exceeding $10,000, or both.
Tell me why I just giggled at the thought of a person from Ohio, crouched down, jaw unhinged and making demonic chewing sounds in the middle of a corn field.
we are starving by the minute and depend on corn for food
@@lemonsanddonuts5745 wtf 😭😭
As a flat lander (from Illinois) I am willing to give Ohio 50 of our finest corn fields
ISTG THE FACT SCHLATT LOOKED GENUINELY EMBARRASSED WHEN MAKING THAT CALL WAS HILARIOUS I’M SURPRISED HE HAD THE BALLS TO DO IT 😂😂
I mean props to Roger from Gospel Billboards for trying his gosh darn hardest with the man who stuck every part of his body that fit into a Chinese finger trap.
Wow Schlatt, Charlie and ted are so funny, they should start a podcast.
Yeah that would be 100% favourite puppy
I'm about to blow the roof off your whole world
@@TedNivison what are you trying to tell me mr milk man
@@TedNivison a threat? That’s to be expected from someone like you “Ted”
Yeah, it could be about chuckling, and sandwiches!
fly high ted, your videos always made me smile, rest in piece🕊
What
@@TedNivison oh my god ted, i thought- i thought aiden and nick- killed you
@@tyukiarctic6626 Actually i killed him
@@TedNivison holy shit it’s a ghost
this week on Paranormal Adventures
Charlie and Ethan Nestor are examples of a personality type that are required for every friend group
Charlie's first two just carried him throughout the chaos afterwards. I'd give the pun man my vote.
the "You are going to need car insurance in approximately 5 seconds" billboard is by far the funniest one in the whole video
That knock sound at 3:45 was so realistic it had me looking around for whoever did it
I legit though someone was outside knocking on my window right next to me, I was terrified
@@brookeb4563 It's 4 in the morning and I heard it from my window. I'm with ya! 😭😭 Legit almost cried!
@@WindyWithoutTheIButAnE worst part is I live on the second floor
@@brookeb4563 bro, I live on the third and still rewound the video to double check. The terror.
me too jesus
my favourite episode of “the boys look at something” so far
Sameeeeee I love the series “The boys look at something”
i thought there were only 2
ive been really sick with a very nasty cough for the last few days, and i actually laughed so hard at schlatts call with roger that i had a particularly violent coughing fit that was about two minutes long where i was half convinced i was going to choke to death. i think it severely enhanced the viewing experience.
the call didn’t get me, but this comment did
im glad you survived 😌🙏
As a Christian, Schlatt calling the gospel billboard number was one of the most anxiety-inducing but hysterical things I've ever witnessed
I can’t even imagine being the poor guy that isn’t being paid enough to deal with this lmao
@@froggy5748 I'm super concerned he may be an unpaid volunteer
@@juliamavroidi8601 they're paid with God's love 🙏
@@pastadeadman4594 thats funny
I have really strong second hand embarrassment so i literally had to skip over that part 😂
they literally made a prank call. That was so funny and incredibly wholesome. Just a couple of friends doing a prank call!
You know what's crazy that build board is around where I live
@@ArtWithAWaddlethey’re all over the Midwest
I was laughing at the "CHARLIE IS IN YOUR HOUSE YOU CANNOT HIDE" until i heard the knock then i paniced and realised it was the video
edit: for the people who wonder where it is, i forgor 💀
sorry :(
edit #2: i remembr: its at 3:41
Dude, I nearly pissed myself lmao
That was the video?
When there’s a window beside you AND you still look
when ?
thank god for this comment I'm high as a mf 😩
“As a former male who lives in Ohio, All your claims about this awful state are true. Truly nothing can end hunger in Ohio and I am reminded everyday.”
the Chinese finger trap bit with the phone Christian is the funniest thing I've ever watched
Damn straight holy shit man that was hilarious
“PHONE CHRISTIAN” HAHA
I was actually crying on the floor and my mom walked downstairs and thought I was seriously hurt
Disappointed they didn’t react to the “HELL IS REAL” billboard in Ohio
Yeah, kinda hoping for that tbh
Arguably best billboard in the country, it’s pretty much a religious artifact
Oh yeah, I'm from Southern Ohio and it's super religious down here 💀
That billboard should be regarded as a national treasure.
I JUST WENT PAST THAT ON MY WAY THROUGH OHIO
As a Christian who believes in sharing God’s unconditional love with all people… Schlatt’s “NO” billboard made me die laughing because that’s just… yeah that’s how way too many Christians act
yo a christian who doesn't hate people for being who they are??? that's epic
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 the double gulp cup for the human body wholesome and nutritious food
@@thewhitepicketfence9136 I believe at this point there's a lot more good Christians out there than the homophobes and transphobes. It's just that the bad Christians are louder.
@@bethatsme this is the thing with many communities
I felt that definitely! Yeah, alot of us Christians just go...'nah'
8:53 i love how Ted laughs so hard he turns into Schlatt.
Finally, a use for some random niche knowledge I have! We had some of the Ugly Kids billboards in Milwaukee, WI. For a while it was just them, not sure if it was to pique interest or spark outrage so people would call in to radio shows or some other tactic, but eventually they put up the second signs a few billboards down from the ugly kids ones that said "Grow up to become DJs" with pictures of three of the current djs for a local radio station …no idea if the kid pictures were actually them, but yeah, haha. I’ve heard that this specific ad campaign was in other states too, but I’ve personally never seen them anywhere else
That's wild
This give me more questions than answers…
@@maximusthedude8305 outrage marketing, maybe? Idk lol but whatever the reason, it worked cos I still vividly remember it haha.
Really?? I've been in milwaukee for a while and havent seen this
@@conmattang8492 yep, it hasn’t been around for years though. I know one of em was for fm1021
Schlatt calling that Christian thing made me cry laughing. As a Christian, I approve wholeheartedly.
Same here! The person on the other end did an amazing job handling it! He could have realized schlatt was trolling and could have hung up on him, but he held it together. Thats amazing! My preacher definitely would have lol.
lmao same, I too as a Christian approve 😌
Except He didn’t preach the gospel at all, only works
it’s by grace are we saved through faith, not of any works as it’s a gift from God (Ephesians 2:8-9, Romans 11:6). Turning from sin is a work (Jonah 3:10) and that’s just keeping the law which no one is saved by (Galatians 2:16,21)
We are to repent (change of mind) and believe, just as Jesus preach faith for eternal life (John 3:14-18, 3:36, 5:24, 6:40). Not turning from all your sins and living for God as that’s working your way to heaven and not relying what Jesus has done
For it’s because of Jesus who died for our sins and rose again for our justification that we are saved (Romans 4:25, 1 Cor 15:1-4, 16-22)
For if we put our trust into Jesus, how He paid for all our sins, we are saved. We have eternal life as our sins are all blotted out (Romans 3:23-24, 4:4-8, 5:1-2, 6-11, Colossians 2:13-14, Hebrews 10:14-18)
As He saves us forever (John 6:37-40, 10:28-29, Ephesians 1:13-14)
As the only thing we must do to be saved is to put our faith into Jesus for salvation, not into our works (Acts 16:30-31, John 3:16, 5:24, 6:40, Romans 10:2-4, Titus 3:5-7)
@@jacobmanly3234 I was referring to schlatt when I said I approve.
Schlattvis catholic :)
How the hell was the Christian billboard dude so calm after hearing something like that!? you already know his day was absolutely ruined lmaoooo
Pretty sure he's heard worse :P
he's probably been waiting at the phone for someone to call for weeks
@@cadaverous4766 LMFAOOOO
3:56 I just went by this actual billboard and it was like seeing a celebrity
The knocking at 3:46 genuinely jump-scared me. Great Video Ted!
Me 2.
Good vid.
It was right where my window would be, which scared me more, because it's 22:00 and I live on the second floor
@@wardulens7607 almost same for me, its currently 1.00 and the knocking came from a wall, which has nothing behind it, just air. I don't know, if I have turned ever around that fast.
It sounds so real
SAME, it sounded like it was the wall exactly to my right, and I have surround headphones on. That fucked me up.
That man is the goat for talking to Schlatt after he confessed to his sin.
A goat?
@@chaoticcatartist Greatest Of All Time: Goat
@@Sergeant_DC oh shit thats kinda funny XD thanks dude ^u^
14:03 charlie laughing at his "bill bored" is the funniest fucking thing
5:54 no your pickle is in a finger trap
Schlatt: "Three hundred Chinese finger traps."
Me, watching this on about five hours of sleep: "...But why?"
We may never know the TRUTH
im watching this on 2 hours of sleep, imagine how i feel
Because........
@@ari4311 iMaGinE hOw i fEeL
@@ImShmizzed"@aRi iMaGinE hOw i fEeL" .
Note to self: DON'T attempt to drink fluids while watching the Chuckle Sandwich crew doing ANYTHING. I tried for a measly sip of water right before Charlie talked about putting a bullet between the eyes of the rat from Ice Age and now all the water is everywhere
In your defense, it was pretty funny 😂
"Ope there it all goes"
At least you didn’t manage to get Skittle juice up your sinuses like I did
Honestly Roger is such a trooper, I would have died laughing if someone had called and said that
Me and one of my friends called one of those hotlines and I told the guy that picked up I had a gay awakening while listening to Tyler, the creator
@@jjd3hner544 I need to know how the rest of the convo went
@@jjd3hner544 You can’t just drop that and leave!
@@jjd3hner544 you must tell us
@@jjd3hner544 it’s been almost half a year, we NEED a follow up
“Schlatt’s” pronunciation of “soder” gave me a new level of lust for violence I never knew I could have
I love how wholesome the gospel guy is and then schlatt just is like” so I got these finger traps…
Wholesome? I could think of a bunch of words to describe how he started that conversation but wholesome definitely wouldn't be one of those.
@@deepinmythots752 he sounded like he did believe in what he was saying as odd and weirdly overly religious it was
The theology can be harmful in a lot of ways, but he at least sounds like he has good intentions
Wholesome? he literally said if you had a non-generic white name youre going to hell
It was just a joke chill out
As an Ohioan, I can confirm nothing can end my family’s hunger. We have not eaten in three days, good video though. Thank you for spreading awareness.
oh my god, I live there but my family isn’t hungry 😦
@@syddll that because all 12 million Ohioan go to other states to eat food every day the traffic is terrible (it’s illegal to eat food In Ohio so that’s why we don’t just bring the food back after buying it)
when i drive thru ohio it’s nothing but corn just go raid a field and feast for weeks
yes it is a tragity and i have not eaten in 6 days
Edit: i have eaten my golden retriever
@@syddll Just wait.
God gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns, and by God these men are fighting to survive everyday
o7
As a Christian I can never take those billboards seriously.
What is an o7
o7
@@p3wter0l0l3 it's a salute to our brave Soldiers out on the field
o7
I’m gonna kill myself
3:47 To hell with you for adding that knock it scared the shit outta me
Man, Schlatt's phone confession had me laughing harder than I've laughed in a while.
Religious billboards are my favorite because you'll be cruising through Utah and all of a sudden you see a sign that just says "Thirsty? JESUS QUENCHES"
and not even 2 minutes later there's another billboard that says "Need help? JESUS PROVIDES!"
I was expecting another one like those 2 minutes later but that was it.
The first one sounds so incredibly ominous for some reason
I was born in Utah, and this is true.
Flat tire? JESUS HAS A SPARE
One in my town says Jesus can free you of sin with two gay guys holding hands. Also I remember seeing this guy who had this like giant... thing of a bloody black Jesus being crucified. Not a billboard but it fits the theme.
JESUS WILL SEND HIS HOLY LIQUIDS INTO YOUR THROAT AND CLEANSE YOU OF SIN AND THIRST
Ted you’re pretty funny you should go around major cities in a milkman costume and offer strangers milk and create a line of merchandise out of those wacky hijinks based around milk
Well do I have some news for you...
This prank call was the peak of schalth off the cuff. Just fucking nailed it with the prompts given from Ted and Charlie.
Can’t get over how perfect the final punchline about the finger traps was.
ted and charlie listening to schlatt on the phone with the god billboard: *crying, screaming, throwing up,*
Read my name.......sseeh
I no longer have any sympathy for schlatt now that he called soda "soder"
THEY BPUT THE MAMSTER CHEMIF IN DA SODER.
@@FancyMcSchmancy NAURRRR 😱😱😱😱😭😭😭😭😭😭
Sodie pop am I right
@@FancyMcSchmancyTEY POOT DA MAMSHR CHIYF IM DA SODER?
Actual billboard I saw in Atlanta, Georgia: “Nut milk is not milk”
No number
No website
No nothing
Just that
Gauajw
Petition to start calling it nut juice instead
@@becauseimbatman1391 it for for food and drinks or is it something else
No one would know
The Peach Farmers must be going after the Almond Farmers again.
One of my favourite billboards in my town says "you smell gas?" with a stock photo image of a wildfire on it. I know it's supposed to be a gas leak type thing but every single time I picture some dude violently letting it rip and unleashing hellfire from his ass.
6:36 He has canonically killed his own species on two separate occasions.
As an Ohioan, I think I speak for all of us when I say, I welcome Charlie with open arms!
We can use some spare meat.
Eh, we got like half the state covered in corn and wheat, he’ll live for a bit. Then we catch him off guard and eat him
We do have bunch on corn though
-southern Ohioan
COB EM’ BOYS!
I may not be from Ohio, but how about using him for corn and getting newborn children.
Come down today, and buy some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn. AAAAAA!
holy-
I can’t even make a phone call to get pizza deliever pizza and Jschlatt has the absolute BALLS to troll a random gospel preacher for 5 entire minutes.
hearing an edited knock panned towards the right where my closet door was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life
thank you ted's editor, very cool
it took me reading this comment to realize that wasn’t me just going crazy :D
i almost had a heart attack
bro that souned it like came the door that leads into my room and almost 5 in the morning :(
mine sounded like it came from the shed next to me
Mine sounded like it was coming from my bathroom's window
I've never been more confused or concerned in my life until today, lmao
5:54 Schlatt missed an opportunity to say "im in bit of a pickle, because i got my pickle stuck"
*4:43* I like how the dude is just so nonchalant about it, it makes the moment 5x funnier.
My chest is hurting from laughing so hard from when Schlatt called that dude, holy shit.
haha *holy* shit
when the knocking sound played over Charlie being himself, I was waring HEADphones and ran down stairs in a frenzy. I an alone.
i was next to my kitchen door making cereal at 2 am. shit was terrifying
I scrolled past this thinking I missed it. I didn't. I swear my heart just skipped a beat
Fun fact: the billboard at 3:55 is very popular/frequently found in Midwest states, and they have everything from fear mongering about abortion to calling the viewer to Jesus while showing him dead on the cross. As a child who would go past it every time I visited my grandma, they can be rather disturbing 😭
schlatt has a supernaturally high level of humor its almost insane
Seeing Ted, Charlie, and Shlatt making content together is like seeing Ted in a healthy relationship
True, they don't happen often.
wait what
jkhgvjhfx explain??
huh? isn’t his current girlfriend a good person? i don’t know much about her
?
This is genuinely one of the most phenomenal videos I've ever seen on the internet
Thank you for the heart Mr. Nivison, now this video feels like even more of a liminal space
3:46-3:47: That knocking legitmately scared me, I was wearing headphones.😂
same
When the religious guy said to “follow jesus with your heart” schlatt should of said “I can’t my heart is stuck in the finger traps.”
I respect that schlebb, a man who has proven time and time again that he has questionable ethics, still chose to get an image from "this person does not exist" for his billboard, so as to not offend a real person. What a nice big guy
He's threatened too many people now, he doesn't want to be the prime suspect for any more.
As an Ohioan, I can say without hesitance; all the things said about Ohio is accurate, including Charlie's "No Where" Billboard. Because even if you were to bring beverages into Ohio, they'd vaporize immediately. The food would be taken right out of your hands by dumbass birds-
All food and beverages that enter the "Ohio" border, turn to powder.
Wait what is Ohio...
It’s a chaotic plane, filled with unstable parts of reality
it turns to ash in your mouth, everyone in Ohio is actually a vampire/purgatory rules 😂😂 it exists to y'all but you it's not real, just a hallucination from hunger
Can we just notice that these 3 people single handedly started the Ohio memes
As a Michigander, Ohio having no food isn’t a problem, 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗮 𝘀𝗼𝗹𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
I second this.
You’re just mad because we won the war
@@kamortegagarcia3442 I third this
Yes
@@dayglownick5493 Ohio winning the Toledo war? Now that’s funny 😂
We got the entire upper peninsula in our statehood while you poor bastards got stuck with Toledo
“The Boys Look at Something” is my favorite series you run Ted. Give me more. MORE
Been loving these constant post lately Ted, I have even teared up a few times Ted.
3:46 That knock genuinely surprised me. My soul literally left my body, and a few minutes later my heart is still having palpitations 😂.